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' ' Fub" ° Notnry - ( Seal. ) to rule In iiresumeil Minorities sire down In Kentucky imi- tliU country , but expressed through the jorltlcB legally ballot box count for nothing The Omnlin district Is still the only which is without one in the miti-il Ktutcs out its census supervisor. We may hnvc to tiUe : a census to llml him. combinations Cases are rare In which tions or trusts can be justiliod , but a combination which would raise the price or members of the Omaha Hoard of Education might be justifiable. Omaha shows a decrease percentage In Its bank clearings for the week just closed , but its totals are still above those of lUitl'alo and St. Paul and not , far behind Milwaukee. It might be WOIKC. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Is It not pretty near , time for Chicago cage to begin'working its advertising for its proposed celebration of Dewey day next May ? Chicago was never known to hiso bashful or backward before. In laying his lines for the national ' campaign Hryan is having as much trouble as Mark Twaln , had at Niagara. Kvery time he turns around or starts to do something he is confronted with i a siun. "Don't. " No wonder the railroads complal : : nf i H-or winter tourist business out of il'is ' ! HOC'.on ' when the thermometer Imnas I around the May location and the only i bliw-ards entailing loss of life are ragirg down in New Mexico. A proposition for the purchase of the Danish West Indies .vill soon be laid before congress. It is doubtful , how- cf.-er , whether congress wUl venture Into any more land speculations. Tncle Sam has all the Islands ho is able to take care of. The entry list for the democratic nominations in liie coming" city cam paign Is about as long us for the big fntuilly races. The men who will pay the .iibt Installment of the entry foe , however , are not likely to be nearly BO numerous. Kurope has another grh-vanec ag.ilhn the United States. Having previously licensed us of sending over nnhe.i thy foodstuffs and bogus butter , now the romhmen : have t-auglit us senliir : mcr lioguy Indian chiefs. llereat'1'.T ' the rrcnchmen should insist that all al'orlgliml Importations bi'iir the Kt.U'ij' ' uf the Indian bureau. St. Louis has disproved the statement that : t Is asleep , or at least that it never WitKet up. The demonstration in foroj as a military man \\ouli' . call it , lias had the effect of inducing the city < oun- ell 1o take quick action on the llirhllng ( I'.ius'i.on. The nvlpe might be p-isii'd in a scrap book and presi'rveii i-jr use in ( ther eltlus when ce.-aslon Ran KraiicUeo Is about to embark In an extensive system of public Im provements , Sl'-VHiOiKX ) in bonds hav ing been voted iviently fur the exten sion of Us park system , a new st > wer- nge system , a new hospital and a num ber of school hoiisu.s. This opens a very templing prospi'd for leita'n members the recently retired lUwd of Education providing they are at lib- i-rty to take advantage of It. The republican majjrl y of the United States senate Is still haggling over the question whether the organlx.itlon of the body t-hould be taken away from the democrats who have been put In 'control of tlie principal olllces by the combination of democratic and populist senators who formerly had a majortly. 1 ( the situation were reversed and re publicans were holding the otllces when the demoeialh seeuml conttol It would not ( ako twenty-four hours to work a transformation and turn the salary roll ibto u democratic roster DA rit.ll > t S rKATl'lth UF 1 UK 1 Hl'ST llffent iilsrusFlotis 'if the tru t piob- loin conllrm the views so frequently expressed and roltuiiled by The ISo" that overcapitalization Is the most dan gerous I eat lire of the trust and na tional supervision and publicity the proper safeguard against overcapital ization. Willie some political econo mists still Insist that this most pr- nlclous tendency of the trust concerns only the speculators In industrial stock ! ? and trust securities we are gratllled to note that men who have had practical experience in the management of these gigantic corporations are being con verted ami publicly advocate the re- , strictlon of corporate capitalization. Among thu most Impressive speakers at the recent meeting of the American Economical association was James IJ. Dill , counsel and director of frotno of the largest industrial corp rations of New York and New Jersey. Mr. 1)111 ) tool ; advanced ground In favor of tiust regulation In his address. Contrary to the views expressed by the defenders ot the trust , he argued that there Is a really dangerous tendency In recent combinations to be found In their ex cessive capitalization. These tendencies do not proceed from the promoter , who only furnishes thu Idea , but from the linancler who does the marketing. | The injurious results tnuinur.ited by ; 1 him are : (1) ( ) Widely Huctuatlng se- < eurltles ; no accurate knowledge ot as sets and savings' , and the menace of llnanclal panics ; ( U ) Improper dividend payments out of capital accounts ; ( .11) ) attempts to force earnings on artill.lal capital by thu arbitrary talsliig of prices and depreciat.on of wagts. While disclaiming knowledge of tills practice on thu part of any particular corporation Mr. Dill held that he saw tendencies in these directions which If not checked would end seriously for all corporations and the country at large. Consequently the corporations honestly founded on bedrock are torn- pi-Hud in self-defense to Unit a means of publicly separating themselves fiom j those "otherwise situated. " I The plan proposed by Mr. Dill is a ! national act of incorporation provid ing for publicity and supervision. lie contends that the act should provide. for voluntary but not compulsory In corporation , lie holds that the honest corporation will Immediately hasten to Incorporate under the act in order to I ' get Its certillcate of character , while those which do not thus incorporate would be avoided by investors. The principle of publicity , Mr. Dill urges , ! [ ' must Include all the affairs , accounts , and finances of the corporation. It must be restricted in these matters concernIng - Ing which the public have a right to know and it must apply to all corpora tions similarly situated. These recommendations embody sub i stantially tile conclusions reached by the lirst anti-trust convention held In i I Chicago in 1S05 , which recommended that congress be invoked to create a bureau of supervision and control over corporations engaged in Interstate com merce witli powers similar to the e ex ercised by the comptroller of the cur rency over national banks. Tills recommendation was also embodied in tlie republican , platform of Nebraska adopted last September. If , as Is now manifest , tlie honest capitalist and lion- I estly managed Corporations will make I no opposition to such regulations and restrictions the day is not distant when , , congress will , by tlie stress of public ' opinion , be compelled to formulate them into law , as It did with the Interstate commerce law. Kor years tlie railroads exerted all their inlluenco to prevent congress from enacting any law that would regulate or supervise public car riers. In tlie end , however , tlie rail road managers were forced to admit : . that national railroad regulation hail j become an Imperative necessity to pro- ] tcct tlie honestly managed roads against the railroad wreckers and to establish , so far as possible , uniform rules for the guidance of trallic managers Unit would prevent destructive competition. Tlie resolutions Introduced In the United States si-nate cnlling upon tlie president for information in regard to all that has taken place in connection with American occupation of the Phil ippines contemplate giving to the pub- He facts In respect to which there Is now controversy and it Is desirable that this shall be done. The country should bo given olllcially all tlie informa tion that can be disclosed consistently with the public Interest and It is not to lie doubted that President McKlnley will readily respond to a request from congress for all the facts. j There will be no repub'lean oppoMthu I to tlie proposed inquiry. Senator Lodge. : the chairman of tlie committee on the Philippines , undoubtedly voiced the sen timent of lil.i republican co'.leagues when he declared himself In favor of tlie most comprehensive Inquiry. The course and ro'.ley of our government In the Philippines are a matter of pro found Interest to the people. The sub ject Is certain to have a prominent placa In the coming presidential campaign and It Is most important that all the facts and the full truth be known. Op- 1'onents of the adm'nhtraUon clmivo that It has not dealt fairly and In good faith with tlie Filipinos. The olllclal documents alone will sliow whether or not tills charge Is true. It Is Ihe duty of congress to asl ; for thu fullest in- formati' n and It can be confidently pro- rtl1eil that the administration will int hesitate to give It. Meanwhile falr- i minded men will not permit thems'-lves ' I to be inlluencpd by the allegations of those whose Implacable hostility to tlia administration dlsqualilirH them from forming a fair judgment of Its acts. Men llko Senator Pettlgrew are not safe guides for American public opinion , at least In a matter of such grave Im portance as that of our Philippine pjlley. . Tliero are few sane men , we think , fa- I mlllar with the temper and the quail- Hcatl'Jii.s of the South Dakota senator , who would be willing to entrust to his direction tlie task of dealing with the I Philippine question. His tirade against I the president in his speech In the senate on Thursday shows the eharaH"r of life man and should subject him to the cn - tempt of all right-minded people , Irre spective of politics. | lint at all events let the proposed In quiry be had. so that the public shall be given all the Information the admin istration can properly disclose. Tin ; YILK Tlie eulogies on tlio into Vice Prosl- tlpiit Holmrt In the senate wenof nn- coinnion merit liotli in their matter and ' spirit. They hnve not tlmt perfunctory clmraeler which ustinlly murks con- 1 ' grosslouul tributes to deceased mom- bora , but are thoughtful and earnest deliverances. Notable among them Is the tribute of Senator Lodge. Hu said ; there was one conspicuous public serv- j ! ' ice rendered by Mr. Hobart which lie ] 1 thought hud not boon understood or ade 1 quately appreciated. Tills was that he restored the vice presidency to Us : proper position and lifted It up befoic the people to the dignity mid Impor tance which It merits. The decline of the vice presidency , said tlie Massachusetts senator , in po litical weight and popular estimation lias been un unfortunate development , of the last llfty years. "In our regard j for tlmt otllce and In our treatment of j It we have departed utterly from the I wise conception of tlie founders of our government. The framers of tlie con stitution Intended that the vice presi dent should be In all respects , In ability , In reputation , In weight of character and in his standing before the people , j I on a plane of absolute equality with tlie I president. " In proof of this lie referred to tlie original clause cf the constitu tion , which provided that the electors were to vote for two men who were equally lit to be president and one waste to huve tlie first and tlie other the second end place. According to tlie conception of the makers of thu constitution , said the Massachusetts senator , "the vice president , placed on equ.il level in choice , was to be a man not only tit to succeed to the presidency in case of deatli or disability , but was marked out by his position as the natural suc cessor when thu four or the eight years' term of his associate had expired. In tills way Adams succeeded Washington and Jefferson succeeded Adams. Then , again , after a long interval , Van Huron went from the vice presidency to the White House. Since that time the con ception of the framers has faded and grown dim. The vice presidency has been treated too often by party cou- volitions either as a convenient and honorable shelf upon which an eminent man might quietly close his career , eras as a consolation prize to be awarded to the faction in the party which had failed to win the highest place. " Tlio effect has been to cause the vice yrosl- doncy to be regarded us certain po litical extinction for any man with u career before him , still more with hopes of the presidency. Tlio truth of this will not be ques tioned , notwithstanding the fact that some able and distinguished men , fully qualitled for the presidency , have been nominated for and have lilled the office of vice president. John U. Breckin- ! ridge , Hannibal Hanilln , Henry Wilson ' and Thomas A. Ilondricks are ex- i amples. Still it Is a fact that the vice presidency has declined In popular cs- timatlon and while It Is justly said of Mr. Hobart that lie lifted the olllce up before tlie people to the dignity and importance which It merits , his nomi nation was not duo to political distinc tion or to a general knowledge of his ability and worth. When chosen for the vice presidency lie was little known outside of Ills state of New Jersey , where lie had been active in politics , but more successful In business affairs. Few concerned themselves In regard to j his qualifications and fewer still | thought of him as a possible successor to the presidency. He proved to be a man of uncommon ability and of a j character that won the esteem of all. yet no one would have predicted this , save his most Intimate friends , when ho was nominated. We think every intelligent citix.pn ! will agrco witli Senator I.odgo that the ! | popular misconception of the vice presl- I ! doncy is bad for the government and j tends to breed conditions which are potentially dangerous. The man chosen i i for vice president of the United StaUs j should bo on a plane of equality , In respect to ability , reputation and char acter , with the candidate for the pros- ! . doncy. The original conception of. the vice presidency should bo restored. COUKSKUXU ItKTAhlA TIOK. Dr. Salmon , chief of the Hurean of Animal Industry , favors retal'atljn against the countries that discriminate1 , against our farm products. In an ad- diess before the Kansas Heard of Agri culture he urged that the farmers of t ; c country should go before congress with a demand for retaliation. He spoke of the constant restrictions , bur densome fees and slanderous charges wo have- had to contend with ami H'lid that although we had proved by the records of the fiormuns themselves that their own meat was diseased and ours was not , still they exclude this Ameri can product. "What. " lie as'ioil , 'shall be the attitude of tills i-'overnment If these unjust discriminations contlnueV" and ho pointed out that European < oun- tries send numeivus articles to tills country that are adulterated and Im pure. : There is no dllllculty In making out a I strong case against the governments which pla.ee restrictions upon thu im portation of American products. Theiv Is no questl'Mi that the discriminations practiced by Oermany are essuntla'Iy unjust and would perhaps justify simi lar treatment of ( icrman articles Im ported Into this country. Hut t'-p mllcv of retaliation , while undoubtedly It would be approved by a great many of our people , should be resorted to o.ny under the most aggravating cireum- , stances and when all cft'oits to lo'-rect ' the Injustice have failed and further ' endeavor appears hopeless. It may fairly bo said that already the circum stances have been sufficiently aggravat ing , but It cannot be admitted that there 1 no hope of si'curlug the ri'iinval. or at any rate a modification , of the ic- strlctlons Imposed by European gov ernments upon our products. SOUK- years ago our government succeeded In Inducing Oermany to remove tlie ills- crlihlnatl n against American meats and the reason for Its restoration Is well known to be the countervailing duty which our tariff Imposes on sugar from countries that pay an export bounty. Helglum , which followed the example of Germany , has within a year mitigated the restrictions on the Impor- tatlon of cattle fiom the United States. These facts suggest that v.e may yet be able to secure the correction of the Injustice we complain of without recourse - course to a commercial war damaging to both countries and from which we should porl-nps suffer more than CJer- many , since we sell to that country much more than we buy of It. In his annual message President Me- Klnloy said : "In all that promises closer relations of intercourse and com merce and a better understanding be tween two races having so many traits In common , Germany can be assured of the most cordial co-opeintlou of this government and people. We may be rivals in many material paths , but our rivalry should be generous and open , ever aiming toward tlie attainment of larger resultf and the mutually benefi cial adviucemont of each In the line of Its especial adaptabilities. " He ex pressed thu hope that In time tlie two governments will act In common accord toward the realization of their common purpose to safeguard the public health and to 1 suic Ihe purity and whole- somcness of all food products Imported by either country from the other. With a view to tills he suggested that con gress authorize an invitation to Ger many for a joint commission of sc'.en- title experts and practical men of af fairs to conduct an investigation of food production and exportation in both countries. Tills is the right spirit and there is little doubt that If persistently adhered to'will havu good results. Retaliation commercial war would be a very serious ami perhaps dangerous policy , the possible Injurious consequences of which cannot be foreseen. A JMA7.1 FOR The county commissioners are be'ng Hooded with petitions for the erection of now bridges across tlie Klkhorn and every other stream in Douglas county. This sudden outburst has Its inspira tion in thu recent decision of the com missioners to levy- bridge tax during tlie present year which will yield ap proximately $73,000. , During the past ten years thu annual expenditure for bridges has varied from .flW.OOO to $50,000 11 year. In many in stances these bridges have been built by political engineers within sight of each other , and thousands of dollars have been squandered for the benefit of favored laud owners. Why $7 , > ,009 should be taxed up this year for bridges has not yet been explained. It was to have been expected that every locality would like to have the lion's share of tlie $75,000 whether the projected bridges are really necessary or not. Douglas county is certainly as well equipped with substantial crossIngs - Ings as any other part of the state. Another bridge across the Elkhorn may be a long felt want , but we doubt very much whether a multiplication of bridges , which always involves in creased expenditure for repairs , would be justified by tlie taxpayers. There is such a tiling as overdoing the bridge business. A SKitw-voMiu nior. About six weeks ago the city of St. Louis was abruptly thrown into mediaeval darkness , its street lights wore extinguished and tallow candles and kerosene became the chief ilium ! nants In public buildings. The only places allowed to enjoy the felicity of electricity and gas lights were store houses and residences supplied by the gas and electric lighting companies and privately owned dynamos. The cause of the snutllng out of the 'JO-candie power gas and 2,000-candle power arc lights was the refusal of the dual city council of St. Louis to renew the city lighting ( ontracts on tlie terms j dictated by the franchlsetl corp' rations In'control of that ussoutlpl commodity. Tills state of affairs might havu con tinued for an Indefinite period but for tlie line and cry raised by the St. ImiU newspapers , whose distracted visions perceived a reign of terror looming up In tlie hori/.on through an Invasion of thu lawless element that would naturally IK ; attracted to the unllghtcd city. city.The The crisis was reached on Friday night when a mob composed of promi nent and respectable citizens , witli a large sprinkling of coip-jratlon la wye- besieged and Invested tlie municipal councils and literally drove them Into unconditional mirrciulor. An amusing feature of this onslaught Is that tlie leaders of the mob denounced tlie coun- cilinen as blackmailing boodlers who were playing a game of holdup. On the other hand tlie councllinen assert that they were actuated solely by a desire to protect the public Interest and resist tlio rapacity and cupidity of nii'r- eonary corporations entered Into a con spiracy to prevent competition and force tlie city to pay them extortionate tribute. The Irresistible logic of this serio- omle riot is that thu citizens of St. ' Louis In tlie near futiiro will be cum- pelled as a matter of Half-preservation to Inaugurate a movement for mu nicipal ownership. Iowa having tln-d of prohibition and thci'u being no encouraging outlook for gutting a prohibitory law on thu statnti > hooks by direct attack , the friends of the bootleggers pr pust to acfompllhh < tlie result by a Hank movement. Tlie plan Is to niakii the present law gradually more stringent by adding I conditions at each sisslon of tlu legis lature until they linally roach tlie goal 1 of pr hlbltlon. Strict re ulat on of the j liquor trallic is universally ic oyi as essential , but after the oxp.'rli-ueo Iowa has had with prohibition It slioul 1 not be eager to seek again to force It upon portions of the state which do not want It and will not enforce It. The Pan-American exposition at llttf- falo has Just come to a satisfactory agreement with the labor unions of that city whereby union labor Is to bo em ployed at regular schedule of wages on the work of construction. The experi ence of the Transmlsslss ppl Exposition at Omaha proves that a great entir- prlso of this kind , depending entirely for its success ui > on popular favor , can not do better than cultivate the friend ship of tlie labor organizations and set ting tlio example In paying union ' wages , Colonel P.i.van wants It distinctly undei-Mood tl.at he Is not taking a hand in the c i tesi ( joebel is making In Ken tucky to take tlie governorship away j f.'oir. tin rightfully elected republican. Colonel Hryan's telegram congratu lating Goebel on his election Is all thu encouragement the silver statesman Is willing to give and It has gotten him Into enough trouble already. All the excitement of the Iowa legis lature over the senatorial contest has been extinguished and that body is pro ceeding with the usual routine of busi ness. It ought to enliven things , however - over , before 1 gets through with a fuw investigations without which no legis lature would be complete. Malletoa , the great Samoan chief , de nounces tlie appropriation of Samoa by tlie three powers which formerly exer cised a protectorate over it as an in ternal lonal crime equaled only by thu partition of Poland. It Is to be feared , hiwover , that ills protests will fall on deaf cars. Freedom Stricken . \Ritln. Minneapolis Times. An Omaha judge has ofllclally forbidden an elopement , and thus Is the octopus of government by Injunction gradually enfold ing a once free people in Its deadly tentacles. Omnlin nit it IiitimchliiK Center. St. Ijouls Globe-Democrat. The Chicago platform , the palladium ot the common people , was relaunched at Omaha "amid a blaze of lights , a. forest ot tropical verdure and the glistening of cut glass and silver , " Where Trouble l.urkft. Philadelphia Record. The real strain of war operations upon the resources of the nation Is not felt during the active prosecution of hostilities. It will only become acute when congress shnll act upon pension .legislation and the claim agent shall get In his work. .Molancholy TrnKedy. Baltimore American. The latest victim of the so-called faith cure was a young girl In the west , who begged pitifully , but vainly , for medical aid to relieve her sufferings and save her llfo and who fell a victim to her parents' ob stinate delusion. The mantle of religious freedom cannot be made to cover a fanat icism which requires human sacrifice , and unwilling ones at that. Where Are the ISconnmlenf Sprlnglleld Republican. The federal labor bureau , In charge of Carroll D. Wright , has begun an inquiry among the Industrial combinations touching upon their economy and efficiency. It Is a most Important undertaking. We hope espe cially that It will bring out the whereabouts of those much-advertised economics In pro. ductlon and distribution , which have so far resulted only in higher cost to the public. .InekNoiiIiinH r.t n Feed. LoulsvillCourierJournal. ( . The boys on the plcltot line have been having a good deal of fun with themselves about an Sth of January banquet In Omaha at which a lion and a Iamb wore going to Ho down under the table , as It were , or words to that effect. The boys on the picket line always would be paradoxical. They delight In contrasts. They dote on the picturesque. But they are for the most part too far away from the baae to got at the 1 truth and arc never qulto sure of their facts. A 'banquet of the kind figured by the mind's eye of the boys on the picket line would be as pretty as a co-n hunt ; but the last "son-of-a-gun for Omaha" loft Kentucky years and years ago. Injunctions Overworked. Chicago Chronicle. If there Is anything that a Judge won't enjoin these days It remains to 'be specified. We have had InjhnctloiiB against pretty much every conceivable human action and now an Iowa jurist comes to the front with an edict forbidding a young man to marry a certain young woman whose father ob jects to the match. The Injunction craze is ludicrous , but It is likewise serious. An extraordinary writ a process that a few years aso was BO rarely Issued that it was almost unknown is today Issued with the same facility as an ordinary summons. Anyone - ono can get an Injunction against anyone else forbidding him from doing anything that can bo thought of. The abuse Is breed ing trouble as surely as any other interfer ence with the liberty of the citizen breeds trouble. .v OF The Country I.'p Amiln.il 11 Grave 1-rnhlein In HI lunette. Chleaco Chronicle , Who Is entitled to the pas ? Is the ques tion which absorbs the attention of the re public's capital In the year of our Lord j IflOO and of the Independence of the United J States the one hundred and twenty-fourth. Mrs. Admiral Dewey becomes tired of waiting In line to bo presented to the presi dent. Slio seizes upon the Honorable John D. Long , who happens to bo passing by , and Is whlnkcd to the Imperial presence In the twinkling of an eye. Inttantly there Is a prodigious outcry from the Donate ladles , from the cabinet ladles and from the HU > prcine court ladles not to mention dlvcra other high-born dames who have observed her rapid progress to the front. Mr. J. Addlson Porter ID bombarded with protests and Colonel BliiRham Is so badgered ami i ( bedeviled that he seeks refuge In flight , thereby missing his dinner. The Incident stirs the cspltal from center to circumfer ence. The chief Justice of the United States files a formal protest with Mr. I'orter. A j cabinet crisis la nlmoat precipitated. Tht > j devil Is to pay generally. And all this In I a republic whoso very existence Is hot- ' tomed upon a denial of clasu distinctions and an assertion of erjuallty among all citizens. I Times change and people change with' ' them. Hut wo cannot help wondering whether If the men who dumped the tea Into HoBton harbor , who starved at Valley KOI go and loft thu prints of their bleeding frft _ on the march through New Jersey w'hethcr. If they had known that a flock of silly womrn , backed by more silly men , would today be disputing "precedence" In the White house , they would have cared to upict King Cieorge at the coat of BO much trial and suffering. It really hardly looks worth while. N , Mtl\ll : ( SHOTS \T TIII5 VI I.IMT. Minneapolis TimesA Wisconsin minis ter h a been compelled to sue for hla salary for a yenr and the sum Is only $200 at that. Verily , there are some strict believers In the doctrine that the gospel should be of fered wWhout money ami without price. Indianapolis News : Ilcv. Dr. Illrch of j New York Is winning n norld-wldo rcpn- j tatlon aa a defender of tho- faith , lie was the heart and soul of the lirlggs prosecu tion , and now he has served notice that he Intends to prefer charges of heresy against Hev. A. C. Mcttlffcrt , professor In the Union I Theological seminary. It is really n mat ter for surprise how the great Presbyterian church managed to live at all prior to the advent of Dlrch. New York Tribune : The presbytery of New York will on 'Monday ' consider the question whether It Is expedient to punlhh and reform nn alleged heretic by applying n Illrch to him. The corrective virtues ot the birch as an Instrument of punishment have been celebrated In song and story. . So on general principles the presbytery I would have no reason to hesitate. But as | nn historical fact , If wo remember aright , I It wns this same Illrch that was applied , to another distinguished heretic , Ur. Brlggs , , some years ago. And while It doubtless inflicted severe punishment upon him , It did not cure him of what the church deemed to bo heresy. It looks as if the lurching of Prof. iMcdlffcrt would result In the same way. Medical Record : Mr. Dwlght L- . Moody , who died last week , offered n gratifying contrast to many of hla cloth , especially revivalists , In his appreciation of regular medicine and his antipathy to quacks. In speaking of n prominent Christian Scien tist , or faith healer , or what-not , In Chicago cage , whose offenses against humanity and common ecnso are many and notorious , ho praised medicine as the noblest of pro- fesslous after that of the ministry. "Never yet , " he said , "In nil my years of work have I called upon nn able doctor , telling him of the sickness and need of some poor friendless person , that ho did not at once go to the rescue , without money and with out price. Some of the noblest men I ever know have gone out as medical missionaries , devoting their lives to doing good with the skill and healing medicines the Lord has conferred upon them. " "These are the men , " he continued , "who are called devils by the 'faith healers. ' " but he prayed Oed to forgive those guilty of such Blunder. Springfield Republican : Rev. Thomas J , Duccy has added one more to the remark able things ho Is always doing. Ho has secured a lot adjoining his church , St. Leo's , in New York , and placed thereon a building of three stories , which ho calls a "Ulepose for the lcad. ) " It contains on the first floor a mortuary chapel , and on the other floors watting and assembly rooms for the relatives and friends of the deceased and for religious cervices. The purpose of this "Repose" Is the decent and honorable treatment of the dead who de part In hotels and lodging houses of the great cHy , having been strangers therein , and whose bodies the landlords get out of the house Into undertakers' rooms as speed ily as possible. Rev. Dr. R. JL Newton , in the Churchman , calls attention to this fact : "With his well known catholicity , Father Ducey has provided that the use of this Repose shall be free to those outside of the Roman Catholic church shall be open to Protestants and any who may desire Its kindly shelter. " lAnd Dr. Newton thinks It "eminently fitting that others than Catholics should help In the expenses In volved In this most gracious charity , " and appeals to other Christians to help Rev. Mr. Dueey. POVERTY'S EI.OO.UEXT FOE. New York Herald : Dr. McGlynn loved hla fellow man. And what better epitaph can mortal desire ? Philadelphia Times : Ho was a great orator tor and man , and thousands of devoted friends throughout this land will mourn for Mm. Chicago Tribune : The good that ho did , however , "lives after him , " and In this re spect his llfo was a model of Christian piety and charity to the ministers of every sect. Brooklyn Eagle : He was a good man , ac cording to his lights ho was a strong man , he was a faithful preacher , a devoted pas tor , a fair scholar and the end of him was peace. New York Mall and Express : But he will long be remembered In this city as one who , could he have dictated his own epitaph , would have said , with Abou Ben Adhem , "Write mo ns ono who loves his fellow- men. " Philadelphia North American : Protes tants and Jews and men of no religion will grieve as sincerely as his co-rellgionlsts , for the man's spirit was broad enough to take In all humanity as his brothers. A good man and a gifted man has laid down bin arms. Indianapolis Press : Not a seeker of fame , but a disciple of truth as It was given him to see truth , he w-as ready to fight or make sacrifice In Its behalf. This Is the ultimate test of honesty and manhood , and Edward McOJynn withstood it without flinching and without bitterness. Springfield Republican : He was In fact a man of a great heart , open to the distresses of the people , and ardent to find some way of bettering the conditions of his fellows. This It was which brought him Into the Henry George movement and Inspired him as president of the Antl-I'overty society. Chicago Chronicle : If high courage , un selfish devotion to the rights of humanity and abnegation of self constitute heroism , then Edward McGlynn was as truly a hero as any that ever lived. His memory will bo kept green In the hearts of thousands whenever never saw him. The world Is better that he has lived. Humanity Is poorer because ho la dead. Denver Post : Tbo world all too rarely meeta a character llko McGlynn. To a richly sympathetic nature was united a broad and comprehensive Intellect that grasped the profoundest questions of philosophy. Whether as a companion , teacher or ex emplar , he was over conspicuous , and though the man McGlynn has passed away ho leaves behind him a memory as gracious as a bene diction. I'EHSUXAI. AMI OTHERWISE. Newspaper almanacs are now ripe. It was General Methuen who checked hlfl baggage , "Pretoria , via Capetown. " The mud earthquake la California broke loose prematurely. No political conventions have been held there this year. St. Louis Is ready to admit that this Is the eighteenth century. Candle * are In demand there for Illuminating purposes. Thu mighty influence of the Tranamls- slEslppI exposition Id marching on. Gondolas dolas of Venice are now run by electricity. About $200,000 have been pledged for the Dowcy arch In New York City. Possibly the big city intends to break Us Grant monument record. Thirty million dollars' worth of diamonds are said to be stored In beleaguered Kim- bcrly. No wonder the town Is a shining mark for the Bers. There are juicy prizes at the top of the legal ladder. Robert T. Lincoln and Nor man U. lluam of Chicago drew 1420,000 out of the Pullman estate for services au execu tors. tors.Tho The attorney general of Missouri who Is to conduct legal proceedings against the C'hlcago canal bears the suggestive name of Orou. Chi. ago baa uot becu bidden to the fcuut yet. imilK AM ) THKlin. Oovernor Shaw of Iowa nres a shot. IB his annual message , at the national clast of building and loan associations which have operated In that slntu to the detriment of , legitimate local associations. The governor ; points out that non-resident associations afford no protection to Investors. They take all they can get and return little or nothing. The laws of the fltato cnnnot roach them , consequently they arc free to loot those who trust them. Iowa should do us Its neighbors have done -compel foreign associations to put up bonds for the pro tection of shareholders , or subject them to legal restrictions such as Nebraska enacted for Kclf-protectlon. Hut there Is not much vitality left In the nationals now , and that llttlo Is steadily oozing out In receivers' hands. Let the dead rest ! f f9 * _ * -9 f Herald Pierce , business manager of the Chicago Times-Herald , wants to know If The Bee considers recent copies of that paper "representative of the art of news paper making at the beginning of Ihe twentieth century. " That deoonds. If the T.-H. "keeps up Its lick" until the close of the year It may bo taken as a fair sample of the "art of newspaper mnklng at the beginning of the twentieth century. " The only fault to bo found with It now la Its vanity In imagining Itself n year abend of the procession. The most unique and attractive calendar that has yet appeared In these parts comes from the Minneapolis Times. It Is a flvc- ehect affair , handsomely printed In colors , j tied with' pink ribbon , and cut parily to i the form of a robust kid , whoso picture In j gorgeous colors ornaments the cover. The % ! pictorial surroundings Indicate the gopher * youngster to bo of Indian parentage , with n dash of paleface blood. His Is the cos tume o the tepee n feather In his hair , n brand on his stomach and embroidered ankle bracelets. It Is decidedly summery The wonder Is the Times has not been prosecuted by the society for prevention of | cruelty to children for thus exposing nn In fant to hyperborean blasts. In sending the kid to this section the Times pays a rare tribute to the genial warmth of the banana belt. DOMESTIC I'I.EASA.VritlES. Indianapolis Journal : "You remind me of my first husband , " she swld. "I have felt recently. " ho replied , "that I wag gradually becoming a very meek man. " Chicago Record : "How much plcasanter to shovel snow than to run the lawn mower ? " "Yes ; It Is too cold for our wives to sit on the porch and boss us. " Cleveland Plain Dealer : "t ECO he lei his wife apply for the divorce. " "Yes. ho didn't want the publicity. " "And his wife ? " " . " "She did. Detroit Free Press : 'Bingo ' Lot's nee ; Jfl when did your sister visit us last ? 'Mrs. ' Bingo How do you expect mo to re member so far back as that ? She was hero the last time you took mo to the theater. Chicago Post : "Can you trace the resem blance of a baby to anything under the mm but another baby ? " "Oh , yes , Indeed , " replied the social diplo mat. "To what ? " "To whichever parent asks me about It. " All the masters of diplomacy are not In public life. Boston Transcript : .Mamma Did Mr. Smlddle say anything that leads you to think that he intends to propose ? Dauphter He asked me If there was a mortgage on the house. Somervllle Journal : Hicks Did I ever tell you that I went to a fortune-teller once , five years before I ever saw the girl I married , nnti she told me c.tactly what kind of hair my wife would have ? Wicks No , is that so. really ? Hicks Yes. She said my wife would hove long hair. A SOMHEH'S NEW YEAH CARD. Minna Irving In Leslie's Weekly. We watched the old year out tonight , My bunkle , Jim , and I , Within u church with battered walls All open to the sky. For when our Yankee rapld-llrcs A tune bosun to play They laid the splendid altar bare And took the roof away. We found a lot of candles tall , Wo set them all alight. And pluylUR poker on the floor Have passed the livelong night. But still my homesick fancies stray Where windy winter blows. And , folded warmly In your furs , You walk among the snows. Upon a tattered aec of hearts I scrawl this penciled screed , l'"or crested paper hero in camp Is very scarce indeed. The stain across the top Is wine ; Wo found a cask or twci In musty vaults beneath the church , And tapped the mellow brew. A soldier's sweetheart IH his sword , A soldier's homo must be Wherever files the starry Hag , That banner bright and free. But New Year's poems to fill his mind With thoughts that never come When pacing sentry In the cane. Or marching , to the drum. So happy New Year , though the eard That bears it will appear Among the offerings at your shrine A shabby one. I fear. But. If you feel Inclined to smile , Remember that it came From ono who serves Old Glory first , But loves you Just the same. New Year's. Resolutions don't count , but every gentleman who hns been spending money on mer chant tailors under the impression that ho could n't be well-dressed other wise , ought to make up his mind now to discover his mistake. We think the giiiimw'.d wo make are just about as well made and as stylish as any tailor can offer. AVe think our prices / are from ono-lhird to one- v half loss , and wo guaran tee lit as well as quality ,