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TIM * OAfAlIA TJAII.V liP.R. 11 ? 1 H A V. .TAVT'ATJV r. 1 1 SPECIAL NOTICES Ail * iTllM'intMili fur tliesf 12 . ' tlu- litliiKcn until in. nif edition nnil until Mill ! ) | i. ni > 'tar inornliiK nnil Suinlny edition. ItnlcH. I I-Si' ii enl IlrM liiM-rtloiil n oril llH-ri-nflrr. MitliiiiK tnUni " ' ' rNl ' " " r- for lc > Ihiin - < " " < " tlon. ThiBinil Ttliii'iii 'iili mint In- run riiiiHOMitU . ! > . i liy rpiiiii-MliiK u nuin- lirri'il < enn lm c nn w T nil- Ill iiiiiitbrriMl : 'H''i' I" 0 r < 1 ndilr ed of Tl" ' \III ITN MO , | IndiIUnr on nr " riili ll ii fIll ( lie cbi-i-k enl } ' . WANTIJU ! 4ITl A , .m-e , lew l-Vrmun A-C3J K tnnii wM * lector. Address or call IWI N. AN experienced t hcr tlrtlro. po * on as tcacmr , , ui , prlvato vl HlnR goveriifMH of tarn lies. number loa.-h . for family or A- ) , , ! lieu. _ Address U a , ivAVTED Wo have steady work for a few K.dd. hustlers of BOOC ! " ' \JaSl'1Vv,1r ' ! ' i 'st Knee. C. F. Adams Co. , 1C1U llo"ll4ji \ ivi. ' 'rt.'vril Hie barber trade thoroughly each Krnduato In short time nn furnish cataloKiio and pi I- haiid Wrlto for frcu Western Barbers' " 'j1 1' * Omaha. _ . state If pat- C'ASII for acceptable Ideas ; Unl- Vhtcd. Address The Patent llccord , " ' > i5 tlmoro. Aid. _ man to tnU a silort AN Intelligent youmt hand scholarship nnd pay / ' * lc ' h ° has llnlshed thu eoursii and secured u po- Hltl.in. Address1 T X' . Hef. 1I-MI1S TlOYLKS CollCRO. Hee Hldg. ; furnishes plaoeH for sUidontM who deslro It to work fur board while. In attendance. H-m ? 3 plcturo ngentH. expenses paid. WANTED , paint salesmen to work on commission b.-uds ; only these wltli j-xpcrl- encc nnd references need apply. 1212 I-iir- nnm St. n m2 WANTED , men to learn barber trnde. Only eight weeks rociulred. Special advantages this season. CompU-le outfit of tools pre sented students , wnupn Saturdays. Pus - lions posltl\-cly Kilaranteed. t nn earn tui tion working for us. CatalORue with city map , n-.nlted free.Moler Barber t "l" " J Jj IJ "AlS&l i A'ANTKD. man who thoroughly under stands managing u crockery and housc- funilshlng goods department. Only thor oughly experienced , and competent , need apply. Address U 3 , lice. n WANTKD. several men on stock saddiei nt the Konnntz Saddlery Co. , 227-2.11 K. Mi St. , St. I'util , Minn. IJ-MSS ! ) b WHITE ( | Ulck : salaried Job ; no peddling. Triumph Information Co. , Dallas. Tcx ; TVANTIOD. good Invoice clerlw. Apply. stating1 age , experience and salary ex pected , Deo. Address U 12 , Hee. \\MXTHn KBJIAI.K III3I WANTKD , 200 girls. 1521 Dodge. Tel. S7C. C ffiD ] N Intelligent lady to take a shorthand scholarship and pay for It when Rho finishes tlio COIII-HO nnd secures n. posi tion. Address T US , care Hco. C MI17 A THOROUGH ntTSlNKSS OR SHOKT- ' HAND C01 'USE. . NBB. ' BUSINESS AND SHORTHAND . . . CQLLKC.H. BOYI TIIKATHII BLDG. . 1NBUIIKS A MONEY MAKINC POSITION. Attendance almost double that of last year. $1.000.00 worth latest model Smith-Premier typewriters just purchased to meet the In- -renHcd demand. This Institution Is endorsed by principals of thu High school , olllclal court report- ore and business men. New clnssrs this week. A. C. Onjr , A. 31. , President. C JIS30 COMPETENT cook wanted. 2211 Lnndon Court. C-S55 l _ WANTED , good girl for general house work In family of three. Mrs. T. .1. O'Nell , 1120 North 21th St. , South Omaha. C-MSSS 5 WANTED , girl for housework. Mrs. Frank Wllcux , S. W. Cor. 2Dth nnd Douglas. c-sas c * KOII iiK.vr IKII.SI ; : > . IF YOU want yoHr houses well rented place them with llenewu. .t Co. D GIO CHOICE house * . rottagus , stores. Henry H. ' Wl N. V. ' 1'ayne , Llfo. 'Phone , 1010. . Dlt FINE rivldoifee , eholco location , H rooms all modern ; excellent stable. Uomls , Paxton - ton block. , D 012 , . HOUSES , s > t < ires. . 'Itemls'Paxfon block. .D-till MArJOAIlD Van&StoniRC , 1016 Cap. Avcl Tel. 1IS. ! ) \ D-GII FOR KENT , houses 'in all parts of city. The O. F. Davis Co. , 1503 Farnum street D -f I r > HOUSES for runt In all parts of the city. Hreilnan-Lovo Co. , 21D So. 10th street. D-Clli HOUSES for rent. J. 11. SherwoodTTw N ? Y. Life. 'Phono 3SS. D 017 F < 1H RENT , dcslrablo hinwcu and Ilatn. Itlngwnlt , Itarker block. D CIS H'OUSES to rent. Pullcrson , ) j N. Y. Llfo. D-CT HOUSE for rent at 11.U Park ave. . all mod ern. Apply 2130 So , 31d Hi. Tel. 1227 D-157 FOR RENT , S-room house , all modern con- venliinces. opposite HnjiHcom park In'-J Park ave. Inuulrn 2130 S , Mrd or telephone - phone 1227. D 3IIC7 FIVE-ROOM rottaBO , convenient , well nnd cistern water ; liiWI lilimdo street ; JS Apply at COT N. llllji St. D-917 R-ROOM , modern house ; reasonable : key next door. BU North 23d. D-S7I ! ) Foil RENT-O.rpom duiached IIOIISD , all modern. 1915 Capitol ave , Jl.i. It-room modern hoiifp , ' 'Hi N. loth St. , J(5 ( The Hyron Heed Co. . 212 S. Hth S | . . D-SSO 0 4 noon room" front part IIOHHO. 1.115 Cap- ttol nve. . $10 HIT month. Inquire Jon. riidilxmUh. 1K > Knniniii. Otllce hours. till 10 In morning. D-Mv-3 7 * I'NEQt'ALED , rentrnl. steam hear ITil modern " -room hou i > . Tlzard. ! 2t N. 21th. D -MS < 2 10 * PDII IUKIMN. ' * 1'M'RNISIIED rooms , liougckeeplng. sail St ' . E-MtlB ! 7 FOR RENT Furnished front room. 20t > N t'Jtli. ; E 31702 6 PLEASANT south and east room for two ; rciuonpblo. 1S21 Blnnoy. E 3lSi ; J6 NICE rooms at 314 S. I'Glh Hi. Hi.E3lbC2 Kol > 2' HOUSEKEEPING. 1712 Jackson. Jackson.l -31902 S " IIMSHin ) IIOO.1IS AMI IIOAHD. j MorrUm family hotel , 5th and DudKe rt itMsitni ) IIOOMSn noviin. r.s | S 19TM. dc.olratiln room * and board i F-MJ8MU * TO 2 Kentlrmen , In private family. 205' ' ) St. Mary's Ave. F-M59S I-TUNISHED rooms and bonrd. 2015 IJoltK- Int St. F-SM ( ri'UNlSHRD rooms with bonrd ; rpfereiifpf. HIS So. Mth St. F-8SS ! Pl'KASANT Hotith and past room for two ; _ t < s mble. ISgj ninnoy. F-MSI1 J6 UESIItAllLE roe iis. first-class bonrd. KSI Hartley. f MSOO & ItOOM nnd board , < 4 ant5 } 3. Ifd2 Davenport. F-MSG1) ) Fcb2 NICE warm rooms with good board ; rates reasonable. The Rose , 2020 Hartley. C-MC2 ? 5 VERY desirable suite of rooms , also one south room. 212 S. 2Jth . F I'oit itivr-vronrs : .vvn OFIMCUS. l-OIl RENT , store In tlrst plasi location ; rent reasonable. Apply R. C. Peters & Co. , ground lloor , Heo Uldg. 1 2Sfl I'OR RENT , a ground lloor oitlce , specially xultnblo for real i-stnto , ote. , splendid vault built for use of city treasurer. Ap ply R. C. Peters & Co. , ground lloor. Hoc HulldliiK. 1-207 FOR RENT , brick warehouse , two floors , each K0.\9 < ) feet ; power elevators ; U. P. truckage. Apply Huarmann Hros . VJlt S. 20th. I-C5I A ( SUM'S AVAXTIil ) . CAPAHLE men and women can make good wages felling our "Quick Meal Cooker and Hen'er , " or "Quick Klndlrr. " ( Sub stitute for kindling nnd coal. ) Agents al lowed liberal commission and exclusive territory. Write for particulars. Ben nett Manufacturing Co , 131 Van Huron St. , Chlcnso. J STiC STOHACI : . PACIFIC Storage and Warehouse Co. , 012- Dll Jones , general storage and forwanUng. AVAM'HM TO Hl'V. ALL kinds of hoiiTlmld goods , hotels , pie. . In large or small quanlltles. Chicago Fur niture Co. , 1IM-10 Dodge. Tel. 2020.N NCM WILL purchase ti limited number of Omaha. Savings Bank accounts. Brennan- Love Co. . 21 ! ) S. 16lh St. N-C37 WANTED , to buy , a restaurant outfit. Pee ple's Stor * . 16th nnd Farnam. N M2J5 AMERICAN dealer ; buy secondhand furni ture and stoves. 1719 Cumins. Tel. 1G7.1. N-M93I J9 WANTED to buy or rent , a portable saw mill complete , capacity ten to twenty thousand feel per day , for sawing timbers ut Exposition grounds : or would give con tract for sawing. Address with full par ticulars , Chicago House Wrecking Co. , Exposition droiinds , Omaha , Neb.NC24 N-C24 1 FOH SAI.I3 I'TIIMTl'UR. STOVES AND Ft'RNlTt'RE ; no reason able offer refused. Neb. Fur. Co. , H19 Dodge. O KM I.'OIl SAI.iO 1IOHSI2H AMI WARONS. FA JULY horse , harness nnd phaeton. STil Mnrcy. P 31891 10 * GOOD hack , new wheels , $250. C pass , rub ber-tired rocknwny , flrst-clnss condition , JI50. Light rockaway , J1S5 , painted. Light rocknwny , JI35 , painted. 4 family car riages , 3 phaetons , 6 good top buggle.i. Druinmond Carriage Co. , 18th and Harncy P-S2S J30 SHETLAND pony. Mrs. E. S. OretiFcl , Havelock , Neb. P 37 ! ) o * POIlSAMC MISCKM.AXKOl'S. SHIRTS to order. Kelley & Ileyden. CHEAPEST and best onk cribbing nnd hog fences. 901 Douglas St. Q 6(32- ( CUTTERS of drug prices. Sherman & McConnell - Connell Drug Co. , 1513 DodRO St. Q C05 NEW nnd 2ndhand sewing machines , re duced price. 11. 13. Frederlckson , 15th nnd Dodge. Q CCS FOR SALE , ten R-I-P-A-N-S for 5 cents at druggists. One gives relief. Q CGI II. HAAS , Florist , 1S1I ! Vlnton St Tel. 77fi Plants , cut ilowers , boqtiots , hall , resi dence , wedding and grave decorations. Orders by mall or expriss promptly lllled. Q-035 INDIAN relics ; mounted heads. 1116 Farnam Q-GSfl 2D-HAND safe cheap. Derlffht. 1110 Farnam. Q-CG7 SAFES. Buy , sell , exchange. Ill S. 13th St Q CCS FOR SALE , now nnd 2d-hnnd soda foun tains : monthly payments , s. B. Richmond mend , P. O. Box 377. Q M212 J13 FOR SALE , the celebrated Wilbur Food for fnttonlnir stock : enough feeds to last ono animal 1.KX1 days for $13.00 ; satisfac tion pitnriinteed. H. A. Hill , state ag-ent Grand Island. Neb. Q 235 .113 SECOND-HAND TYPEWRITERS. Odell $15.00 Hammond ivoo Franklin 25.05 Romlnpton. No. 2 39.00 Smith Preml"r 40.00 Corner 15th and Harney. Q 31710 B THE only carrlaun heater or foot warmer worth buying. Price $1.50. Drummond Co. C1-S27 J30 $152 BUYS Stelnwny upright piano ; gooi' condition : cash or easy payments. Ad dress P 10 , Bee. Q 3IS3S START now to buy your new wheel. $1.00 down , $1.00 a week : call and get full oar- tlcularf. Omaha Hlcyclo Co. Q 3I5P9 .MlSfHM.AAKOl S. NOTICE , country dealers , 2d-hnml furniture .t stoves at lowest prices , r upload lots or less. Chicago Furniture Co. , 1IOC-10 Dodge. R 07 J : iAIUVOYAXTS. MRS. FRIT/ , clairvoyant , SOS N. 10th. ' S-071 31 ME. QYLMER genuine palmist. 1C05 Dodge S 072 3II18. DR. HART , palmist nnd clairvoyant 213 N. 18th street. Hours , U to I ) . S 31901 G 31 ME. PAI MEir. clnlrvovant : consult he on all affairs of life. 1C2.J Dodco. 83190) u' AM ) 1IATIIS. MRS. BERRY , untilmiiKHnRe. . PARLORS best piiulppud In city ; poreolnln tub ; lady attendants. 119 No. 10th , 2d lloor. ' T-3I5 < J2fl ELITE PARLORS. 015 8. Itith. iiintalr.i | ; llrnl-elans baths , mnznetlc ireatmctit. Lady attendants. T-3I50 C * MMB. SMITH , room 2. HSi * N. 13th. * T-M7M I-'rnnxes Do Seutorlous of K. C. 107 N. l2lh. T-.MMO M3IE. AMES. R. 2. 507 S. 13 ; massage , baths T-3I7VJ JS * MASSACH AM ) IIATIIS. _ THE Tl'XEDO Elegant maKHago tub bath i , Arabian trt-.ttinent. Flat D , "ul So. 16th. T-MbS ! ) MAY WILSON , thermal nnd tub baths r. ; massaBO liy competenl ullendants. B1U S. 10th St. P-MSK ) 9 IMUSO.\\I.S. : VIAVI Is woman's way to hrnltli 840 .lice Hldg. I'-673 SHAMPOOING 2oc , hair dressing 23o ; hair , and lollet Kooilx , best equipped. Muiihelt , 15tb Farmun U ( J74 PRIVATE h-j piiul for ladles brtorc & dur. lim cunlln menl , bub.ea adopti'U. HuCN 17 U'-ti7tt PHIISOV . . 3IONHEIT. lendliiR chiropodist. 1S1 * Vnr- ' nam , 2d lloor. L' C"L SCALP A hair treatment. 3Imp. Post , 31 ! < S. 16th. V-677 1.1EHEN. costumer. 1313 Howard. Opt entnlogues. L-6iS US , MM. Sack , S81S So. th ; logue. U M&J1) JS SKCONMUIAND tewing machines from 55.0 up Neb. Cycle Co. , Cor. iMh ntul Hnrney. j' MM5 J9 UJt. DAVIS , specialist , IGlh ntul Kodge. Dll. ROV , chiropodist ; corns removed , 25f i nnd upwnrd. Room 12 , Frenzer bloek. t' Ui ! ) cured , no knife , no pain , no datiKor. Send for circulars. Empire Rupture - turo Cure , 932 New York Life bulldlns , Omaha. U-31S4J J31 MtOF. D. W. JOHNSON breaks nnv dis ease with the Secret of Health with ono bottle , and $1 per bottle. 1711 Vlnton St. , Omaha. IT-JK63 0 * GOOD large barn for rent In north part ot city. Inquire 2124 Locust. U-103 USSING-Chnrlos J. Carlson was last seen on exposition grounds last day of exposition. Please notify John Carlson , Arrndla , Neb. l-3USI 5 MO.MV TO i < o.HHAII I > TATI : . LOW nnd upwards to lonn nn Improved city property and farms. W. Fnrnam Smith > t Co. , 1320 Farnam. W BS- - ) MONEY to loan on Nebraska nnd Iowa farms ; lowest rates. Brennnn-I.nve Co. , 219 S. IGth , Omaha. W-ftSl ; 1CO TO J2.000. F. D. Wend , ICth nnd Dotmlas .VANTED . , city nnd farm loans ; nlso bond- * and wnrrimtH. R. C. Peters ft Co. , 1702 Fnrnam St. . Bee Bldg. W 6S3 \ \ Un h us If you want n loan on your farm In town , eastern Neb. nr 3Io. ; It will pay you. Anthony Lonn .t Trust Co.,31R N.Y.L. W-GS1 jni.nOj > .ono to Invest through Bankers , Brokers , Promoters ; sent for circular , investors' Directory , N. Y. W fir , PER CENT money. Bemls , Pnxton block. W liSfi MONhto loan on llrst-class Improved city property or for building purposes , payno- Unox Co. . N. Y. Life. W-OS7 r > J4. t , per cent loans In Omaha. S. Omaha , n. H , 'Ihotnns , M3 1st Nat. bank. Tel. H'.tS - SIDNEY tr > lonn nt n nnd BU. per pent on Omaha property. W. B. 3Ielk le , 101 Si. ir.th W-Ci'J 3ION13Y to loan on Improved Omnhn real estate. Brennan-Lovo Co. , 319 Soutli Ifilh. V.-ilW ' per rent ; farm loans. Chas. E. Wil liamson. W C91 PRIVATE money , low rate , no delav. Bros. , 1G13 Farnam St. W 11 .MOM3Y TO l.OA.V C1IATTHI.S. - WE-HAVE-lO.UOiJ.OO-DOLLAIIS to loan on HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE. PIANOS GROANS. WAREHOUSE RECEIPTS HORSES , CARRIAGES , ETC. Wo charge nothing for making papers nnd wo nrrniiEo the tlmu and payments to suit you , nnd every dollar paid back LESSENS THE COST. OMAHA 3IORTGAGE LOAN CO. . Tel. 2295. 300 S. IGth St. X-3IS43 3IONEY loaned salaried people holding per manent position with responsible concerns upon tlnMr own names without securltv ; easy payments. Tolmnn , 70G N. Y. L. Bldg X-G93 MONEY loans on furniture , rigs , bicycles , diamonds , watches , etc. ; payment un known to friends. Omaha Loan Bank. 141G Fnrnnm , upstairs. X G9I MONEY loaned on pianos , furniture , horses , cows , Jewelry. Duff Green , R. S , Barker blk X-C93 MONEY loaned on furniture , pianos , jew elry , etc. , unknown to friends ; monthly payments ; half rates. Berbers' Loan Co , 140S Fnrnam , over drug store. X CM LOANS made to salaried people on their personal note without security ; rates rea sonable. J. W. Taylor , 21S First Nat'I bk bldR. 12 to Gilo p. m. X 693 ' 3IONEY loaned on pianos , furniture , jew elry , horses , COWP , etc. C. F. Reed , 319 S ' 13th. X-G99 LOANS TO SALARIED PEOPLE cm- ployed In Omaha. South Omaha and Council Bluffs , holiHnir coed positions on their own names. NO SIORTfJAOE : BEST TERMS , everything private ; money can be paid back In small weekly or monthlv payments. American Loan Co. Room G01. Bee Blrlff. X 700 MONKY LOANED SALARIED PEOPLE holding permanent positions on tlu-lr own nnino without endorser or mortgage STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL and LOW EST RATES. No Inquiries made of em ployer or friends. You can borrow any amount and re : > ay In easy weekly or monthly nnyments. Before Ixirrowlng- us. Omaha Credit Co. , C. E. .Ipnnlnira 3Isr. , Sulic 52o-52G N. Y. Life Bide ; X-701 3IONEY to loan nn furniture , pianos , horPPB. cows. etc. J. W. Taylor. 21" ! First Nat'I bk. bldg. 12 to ( ! :13 : p. m. X 702 WE MAKE LOANS FRO3I $10.00 IIP. ward to salaried people , holding perma nent positions 'n OMAHA. SOUTH OMAHA , COUNCIL BLUFFS , on their personal note without endorsement or mortcage. All nnn'lcatlons ' treated in confidence. Limns can be pnld ALL or In PART at ANY TIME nnd every dollar so : > nld LE = KN'fi THE COST. OMAHA 3IORTGAOE LOAN CO. . SOfi R. IGth PI. Tel. 221.1. Room 119. Bonrd of Trade bldg. X MS44 nrs.M3ss MERCHANDISE STOCKS-We have dry goods , clothing , stoi ks boots and shoes , hardware , drugs and Krocerles stocks located In all parts nf Ncbrnskn , Iowa. Dakota and Missouri. If vou want to buyer or fade for a stock of goodn we can locate. If you want to sell your goods or property we can llml n buyer for vou. Write or call on us for what you want Hotels for snle or trade. Merchandise Broker. 202 Karb.ich blk. T 701 CLEAR land nnd cash for irenernl mdse. stock , nr hnrnes * stock preferred. Ad dress Box 107 , Tlldeli. Neb. Y 3ISGI 9 GOOD opening for coal ana ice. F. D. Wend Y-S75 9 FOR 'SALE ' or rent , n good tnent market In northeastern Nebraska , ilo'ng n gnod busi ness. Address I' 11 , care Bee. Oiniiba Neb. Y .M803 9 * i-'oit i-.vcii.\\fii : . 1.MPIIOVED property , clear , on Ciimlng s' . , paving fully paid to exchange for stock of gouds. F. D. Wend , 1321 Douglas St. 5J-S77 5 FOIl S.\1,1C Him. I3STATH. PAYNE-HARDER Co. . HEADQUARTERS for REAL ESTATE BARGAINS ; LOW EST RATES on LOANS , SOUND INSURANCE - SURANCE ; HOUSES. FLATS. STORES , for RENT. First floor N. Y. Life Hldu. RE-M40I _ 270S CAPITOL AVK. , price reduced to I 51,325.00. ! " rooms , nearly new , , on lot 50x133 feet , ! Houth front. Byron R. Hustings , 212 S. llth st. " * \ _ . _ . . IF YOU have a bargain to offer in real atato see S. A. Broudwell. 001 N. Y. Llfo Bldl' . RE-7C4 FOR SALE , two 0-room houses , nil modern J improvements ; In good condition , cheap ; will tell ono or two. No. 2719 Dewey Ave. ! Address Allen Koch , K33 Harney Bt. HE-317Ci C FOR QUICK return * on bargains only see S. A. Hroadwell , &H N. Y. Life HldK. RE-7"I luu < t . luin = , i ! > xi niv- lifiins. Pu.Mun blk. KlC-TUi run v.i : nun. r.srvn : . A fi.MtO.MN K.oir a. . rrs. l"lh and Pa Illi- , two b. . . < ks from nr line , on belt rail road , $2nm ; enjiy torms. 31cCntup ) 111- ves.meni Co. , l.Vxi Undse. RE 709 'OR BARGAINS even body goes to s. A. Broudwell , ftoi N. Y. Mfe HlilK. IIE-7W NOTHING but bargains handled by S A. Rrondwell , Md N. Y. Life BidR. RR-701 SNAPS m real estate ; money to loan. U lj. Johnson Co. . 314 S. 13th street. RE 710 FOR SALE-BarRntns In small residences. S. A. Uroildwell , 01 N. Y. Llfo Hill * . 00 ACRES within 10 miles of Omaha P. O. . ln-room house , barn SOxfiO. some fruit trcef , line place ; improvements easily worih $2,0110. Price , M.OOO. f3SO for south front on Mnliderson street , between 27th and 2Sth streets. stzo 60x125. $500 for 02.\.M feet , facing east on 30th street , opnos te Jinu-r park. J2au for nve acres on North 21th street , east old Fort omahn. JOHN N. FRENZER , OPP. OLU P. 0. RE-SS2 HENRY U. PAYNE. Kill N. Y. Lll-'E ni Da ! Real Estate , Hentnls. lAiatw , InRiirnnce C. F. HARRISON , I'AU.MS , FARM LOANS. RE 22S Jlu * HOUSES , lots , farms , lands and Inrurnnco. R. C. Patterson , 303 N. Y. Life. RE 713 16G2 NOHTI1 17TI1 street , two houses , rent ing for $ in.O ) per month , paving paid , pays II per cent gross , price $1.350. John N. Frenzer , Opp. old P. O. UK M600 IF YOU begin 1900 right , you will buy Omaha real estate ; probably ono ot the following bargains : N. W. cor. 17th and .Mnrthn , GGxlSS , house , IMf ) . 140xiro. 21st niul Valley , will subdivide Into t $ roe ints. Corner , close In , both streets paved and paid , permanent sidewalks ! paying ren tal. $ .i.roo. These nre the cheapest properties In their respective localities. Look nt those : Two choice tracts for sub dividing , line near Hanscnm park , the otlipr north ; will double your money. George O. Wnllnce , 312-313 J. J. Brown blk. RE-315C3 6 LADIES , old Dr. Belt's Cotton Root Pills the best , safe , reliable ; lake no other ! send Je stamp for pnrtlmilars. Dr. Boll , Box 71S. St. Louis , Mo. 31 3DS Jib * LADIES' Free Harmless Monthly Regula tor , cannot full. 3Irs. B. Rowan , R. 29 , 31ilwnukee , WIs. M 129 Jo DR. 31ANSFIELD'S monthly regulator has brought linpplnett * to hundreds of anxious women ; have never had n single failure ; longest cases relieved In two to llvo days without fall ; no pain , no danger , no Inter ference with work ; by mall or olllce , M ; nil letters truthfully answered. Tim 3lnnslleld Remedy Co. , 1G7 Dearborn St. , room fill. Chicago , 111. 31 S13 G * SIIOHTIIAXI ) AM ) TVPHAVKITIMi. A. C. VAN SANT S school. 717 N. Y. 1-ife. -71 ! ) AT OMAHA Bus. College , IGth & Douglas. -720 BOYLES' COLLEGE court reporter princi pal. Bee Bldg. -721 NEBRASKA Business and Shorthand col lege. Boyd's theater. 722 $1,000.00 WORTH of Smith-Premier type writers has just bean sold by the com pany to the Nebraska Business and Short hand college. Boyd theater bldg. , to meet the Increased demand for operators on that machine made upon this school. S29 JG I'YI'RWIirrBHS. TYPEWRITERS for rent , $1.00 per month. The Smith-Premier Typewriter Co. , IGSn Farnam St. Telephone 12SI. 714 WE KENT and sell the best typewriters made ; largest stock of supplies In Omaha. I'nlted Typewriter & Supply Co. , 1G12 Far- ncm. i 715 REMINGTON Standard ' typewriter ami supplies. 1G1I ) Farnam , > ! ' . ' 710 THE Oliver Typewriter , visible writing , heaviest ninnifoldcr and cuts the finest stencil. Tel. 227H. J. S. Stewart , Snecinl Agent , HIS1 , * . S. 15th St. , Omaha. 717 TYPEWRITERS , secondhand. 111G Farnam. -71S OSTEOPATHY. JOHNSON Ostenpathlc Institute , 519 N. Y. Life Bldg. , Alice Johnson , IX O. , ladles' dent. ; Old E. Johnson , Ostcopathist , rngr. -723 M. 13. DONOHUE , D. O. , of Still school. Klrksvllle , 3Io. , 001 Paxton blk. Tel. 13G7. -721 HOTELS. 3IETROPOL1TAN , Win. Bnrr , mgr. $1 to $1.23. 12th and Douglas. 'Phone 211. 31 ! 02 J22 LANGE , steam heated rooms $1 up week. Board $3 per week ; meals , 2oc. GOI S. 13th. G25 J2S I'AWMmOKHItS. JEFFERSON Square Loan Olllce. 418 N. 1C. 723 EAGLE Loan Olllce , reliable , accommodat ing ; all business confidential. 1301 DOIIR- los. . -72C POl'M ' ) . FOUND , a pair ot spectacles on 2ilth nnd Cumlng. Inquire of 3IIsslon. 1515 Burt St. Found-WO I * TAKEN UP. yellow pony. John Wlese , Deorllold , Nob. Found M&97 5 * ST.VUMKHIM ; AMI .STITTKHIM ; . CURED. Julia Vaughn. 430 Ramgo Hldg. I.AIMHtV , OMAHA STEAM LAUNDRY AND CITY TOWEL SUPPLY , 1750 Leavenw'lh. TI. . .17 M25S TICKET llltOKKItS. CUT RATE railway Itilu'ts everywhere. P. II. Phllbln , 150,1 Farnam. 'Phone 781. -J2S SCHOOL OF FRENCH , German. Spanish. $2 per month , Prof. Clmtelaln. 301 Boyd ihentor. 723 1'iirxK TRUNKS , traveling bags , suit cases. Trunks repaired. Om. Trunk Factory , 1203 Farnum. 323 MClvr.l , IMAT1\ < ! . SKATES hnllnwground. nil kinds of plating. Omaha Plating Co. , Bee Bldg. 533 I'l II.MTI IIM 31. S. WALKLIN , 2111 fuming. Tel. 1311. 732 I-M'IIS. H. E. ff E liT'BER.MANN. furriers ; . . . . miido to order and repaired. US S. 15h. | -730 IIICICI.ES. , NE\V and secondhand bicycles at half pi Ice. I Louis Kloitchcr , 1C22 Capitol ave. 731 IN FA3IILIE8. 3lss ! Sturdy , 2218 DavenpoM I 3I-2"2 J12 | ; _ ! _ - = - rr = - j _ _ ' IIIIIDS AM ) T\.MIiilMV. : STOCK'S Bird bture. 13 Leavrnnurt' ' I0KKiiiMNi. ! ( : h'\'KNIN < iS , $ J pir m < j .ii V.m 8 u.ts f. | 717 N. V. Life , U. Ii Rathbun , og-j-J 1 I'OSTOIMMI Ii MTH n. ( Should lit rend dallv bv nil lrprpsl-J , ns changes may occur ni any time i Foreign mull * for ihe week endlnit J.inu- nry S , IP-W. will close ( PROMPTLY In nil cases ) nt the general postolllce ns fol lows : PARCELS. POST MAILS ole v one hour rarllcr than closlne time shown be low. Parcpl post innllj for Germain- close nt 5 PJ" . Wednesday , for dispatch per p . Rhpln. Thursday * nnd n p m. Friday , for dispatch rcr s. s. Graf Wnlderjee. SATflUlAY-At S n. m. for SKTI1KU- LANDS direct , uer s. r. Werkendom. vli Rolteriinin Motuic must be dlrei-led "per s. s Vif-rki iiilam"1. < u 11 n. m tsnnple- mentary ) in-1. . , n. , , rf > r KUH Pi : . l"-r s. s. Germanic , vin tjuepn town ; n : II a til. for NORWAY dlrprt. per * . s. Tillnir- vnlbi. via Chrlstlrnln ( letcr : must be di rected "prr . a Thlngvalln" ) . PrlntMl 31nttrr. etc. Gprmnn ntcnmpr * falling on Tuesdays take printed matter , etc. , for Germany , and specially ad dressed printed matter , ett . for ether Parts of Europe. Amisrleaii and White btar steamers on \ \ pitne-xjavs. florin.in steamers on Thursdays , anil Cunard , rrenoh nnd German st-amer on s.itur- j i day * take printed mnttor , etc. , fur all countries for which they nro advertised | tn carry mall. After the closlmr of the supplementary trnnsatlantlc moils named above , addi tional supplementary malls are opened on tbo piers of Ilia Ainerlo.in. Enull h. From It nnd German Htcomi-rs. nnd re main open until within ten minute * of the hour of sailing of sicnmor. Mull * for Siniili ntul Ccntrnl Ainerlcii , NYt-Ht Inille.ICie. . FUIDAY-At 0 a. in. for Brazil direct , per s. s. Buffon , via Pernambaro , B.i'iin and Ulo de Janeiro ( letters fnr North Hrnzll and Ln Plata cnuntrlea must bo dliertrd "per s. s. Huffon" ) ; at 10:3(1 : ( a. m. for HAITI , per s. s. Ornnje Nassau , via Port nu Prince. Aux Caycs and Jaomel det- terfl for Curacao , Trinidad , Venezuela , British and Dutch Gulann tntisi be di | rected "per s. s. Ornnje Nnswnu' " ) ; at 1 p. in. for JAMAICA , per s. s. Ernu ( let ters must be directed "per s. s. Krna" ) SATUHDAV-At 1 a. m. for NEWFOUND LAND , per s. s. Carthaginian from Phila delphia : nt s n. ni. for BERMUDA , per s. s. Trinidad ; at 10 a , m. ( supplementary 10:30 : a. m. ) for FORTUNE ISLAND. , IA- MACA. ( SAVANILLA. CARTHAGENA and GREYTOWN , per s. s. Alone- ( letters for Costa Rica must be dtrce'ed "per n. s. Alcno" ) : nt 11 a. m. for CUBA , per s. s. Havana , via Havana : at 11 n. m. fur Puerto Uleo , via San Juan , Curacao an I Venezuela , also Savanllla and Cnrtlia- gcna , via Curacao , per s. s. Caracas ; at 12 m. for LA PLATA COUNTRIES direct , s. s. AUUA- 3IOOU : at 1 p. m. for NUEVITAS. OIBARA , VITA. PUERTO PADRE and BARACOA , per s. s. Cilrltyba ; at II a. m. for PUERTO RICO , per s. s. Arkndln. via Ponce ( letters must lie directed "per s. s. Arkadln" ) . SUNDAY-At S:30 : p. m. for ST. PIEHIIE- 3I1QUELON , per steamer from North Sydney. 3Inlls for Newfoundland , Dy mil to North Sydney , and thence by steamer , close nt this otlice dally at S:30 : p. in. ( ponnecllnc close here every Monday. Wednesday and Saturday ) . .Mails for 311quelon , by rail to Boston , and thence by Hteiimcr , close nt thl ? olllct- dully at S:30 : p. m. 31alls for Cuba by rail to Port Tiimivt. Fin. , and thence by steamer , close at this olllce dally except Monduy at * 7 a. m. , ( the connecting closes arc on Sunday , Wednesday and Friday ) . 3falls fur Cuba , by rail to 3Ilnml. Fin. , and thence by steamer , close nt this oillca every Mon day , Tuesday ana Saturday , nt * * 2n : : ! n. m. , ( this cunncctlns closes are on Tuesday and Satin day. Malls for 3Ie.\Ico City , overland , unless specially add-t-ssed for dispatch b > steamer , i lu.icut this olllce dnlly at 2:30 : a. in. nnd 2:30 : p. in. Malls for Co ln Rica , Belize- . Puerto Cortcz and Guatemala , by r.ill to Ne rjrieuns , and thence by steamer , close nt this cilice dally at * 3 p. in. , ( connecting closes here Sundays and Tuesdays for Costa Rico and Mondays for Bellza , 1'iierio Coriez and Guatemala ) . 'Registered mall closes at G p. m. previous day. Registered mall closes nt G p. in. second day befoio. Timisiuivillc Moll * . 3Inlls for Hawaii , China , Japan and the Philippine Islands , via San Francisco , close here dally at ilW : ! p. m. up to January * lst , Inclusive , for dispatch per s. s. Gaelic. Mails for Hawaii , via San Francisco , close here dally at OilO p. m. up to January * .ith. Inclusive , for dfhpntch per s. s. Australia. 3Iall. for Hawaii , Japan , China and the Philippine Islands , via San Fj-unclsco , close here dally nt G:30 : p. in. up to January llth , Inclusive , for dlspnu-h per s. n. irons Kong 3Iaru. 3Iails for Hawaii , via Seat tle , close here daily at C:30 : p. m. up to January 14th. Inclusive , for dispatch per s , s. Bloeinfontein. 3Ialls for Australia ( except West Australia ) , New Zealand. Hawaii. FIJI and Samonn Islands , via San Francisco , close here dally at G:30 : p. in. after December * 30th and up to January * 20th. Inclusive , or on day of ar rival of s. a. Campania , due at New York January 20th , for dispatch per s. s. 3lonnn. 31nlls for China and Japan , via Vancouver , close hero dally nt G:30 : p. m. up to January * 23d. Inclusive , for dis patch per P. s. Empress of Japan ( regis tered mail must bo directed "via Van couver" ) . 3Inlls for Society Islands , via San Francisco , clone here dally at 6:30 : p m up to January * 2Gth. Inclusive , for dispatch by hhlp City of Pnpoltl. Mails for Australia ( except Went Australia , which KOCS via Europe , and New Zeal and which ROCS via San Franc'sco ) . lln- walj and FIJI Islands , via Vancouver. < ior here at G,0 : p. m. up to February 3d. inclusive , for ills-patch per s. s. 3Iio- worn. Trans-Pacific malls are forwarded to port of sailing dally and the schedule of clos ing Is arranged on the presumption of their uninterrupted overland transit. Registered mail closes nt G p. m. previous CORNELIUS VAN COTT , Postmaster. Poslolllce , Now York , N. Y. , December 29 , 1HIW. \OTICKS. STOCKHOLDP-n.S MEETING. OFFICE OF L15E-GLASS-ANDUEESEN HARDWARE CO. , O31AIIA , Nob. . Dec. U. 1899. Notice Is bereb > given to the slock- holders of the. Lce-Glnss-Andrcesen llnnl- ware Co. that the annual moet'nc ' of the utockholdcrs of the. company will bo held ut the ofllces of the snlrl company , 1213-12J1- j"23-llnrney street. In the city of Omaha , In the state of Nebraska , on Tuesday , January 9 , A , D. 1900 , at 3 o'clock p. m. , fer the purpofii of electing n board of directors for the company to servo during the ensuing year ana to transact such other business as may be presented nt such meeting. H. J. LEE. Preeldunt. A.test : W. 31. GLASS , Secretary.D10 D10 31t 31 STOCKHOLDERS MEETING. Union Laid Company : Notice I ? hereby given Hint the annual meeting of the stockholders of the Union Land eompnnv for the election of llvo direc tors and the traiiHactlon of such other iiun. ness us may lawfully come bufore the meetIng - Ing will be held nt the olllce of the general solicitor. I'-ilen Pncillc building. Omaha , I Neb. , upor. 31onday , the Mb day of Jan uary , 1900. at 10 o'clock a. m. The block transfer books will bo clo'cd ten days previous to the incpHns > . Now York City. N. Y. , December 15th 1S99 ALEXANDER 3HLLER. Secretary. NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS. A special meeting of the stockholders of The Bee Publishing Co. , Is hereby called to meeet nt the olllco of the compan/ corner 17th and Farnam streets , on Saturday , Jan- I uary fi. ! ' * & . at t o'clock p. m. , to consider I Hid extension and amendments to the ' articles of Incorporation and mioh other business as may be submitted for consid eration. By order of the Board of Directors E. ROSEWATEH , President. ' G. B. T/.SCHUCK. Secretary. STOCKHOLDERS' .MEETING. Notli'i ) Is horuby given that the annual meoiliu ; of the stockholders of The Boo Building company will be held nt I o'clock p. , m. Ihurmlay , January 1C , 1900 , at thu olllco of said company in The Hi-e building , Omaha , for the election of a board of di rectors for the ensuing year and the tr.tnu- actlon of such other business OP may prop erly cume before SUIM meeting. By order of the president. C. C. ItOSEWATER , Seen-iary. NOTICE. We have this day. January 6 , bou lu our pnrtner. Sum Leu. out. Thp European ri-s- tuuriini will bu known UK the ( Irand restau rant. All are Invited to cull. Everything Mrst-class HOEY All SING & CO. H vn.u \ v TIMI : T\IIII : . MISSOURI PACIFIC RAII roa-i General Olllcet and , TH kit Olflces Southeast Cor- rcr 14th and Doijclnn Stn. Tel. ; > hone , 10) ) Depot. 15th ami Webslt-r St ! Tclcpr.oni- . ' ' Leave. Arrlva. Si Lou'.s , Kansas & Neb Limited a 2:30 : pm a2S5 ! : pm K. CSi L Kx ; > r-as i 9 Su pm a fi0 : um Nuuianh.i lo al via ' Wet-pins Wn'er b 0 u. pm a IMS um I u Da.I ) b Lia.jy ex.eft cijuj' . 11 MlA TIM ! ' \lll.l' " . lit nLiN < iT"\ * MIS. . .url RHP' U.t'.lruml Vn HurllnstoTi Rome" - ( ietiernl Olli.-p. . N W. foriuT Tenth and Fur- Him Streets. Ticket oittcc. 1502 Farnnm _ . str ot. Telephone , 280. Depot. Tenth and 3iaon Streets TelePhone - Phone , a Ui Leave. Arrive. Lliuoln. Hr.-ttincs - and Micouk A SIO : nm a 7:10 : pm Lincoln , Pcnver. v olo- rado. Utah , ' "nhfornl.i.n 4:23 : pin a 3o5 ; pm Llnioln. BlncK Hills , .Montana & Pusrt Pound a 4.S pm n 3W : phi Lincoln I.o.a ! a 7W : pm nlO:35 : nil ) Lincoln t-'nv Mnll n 3UO : pm nlO:3i : nht I'cnvot ' , i' 'I. ' ado. Utah & cv f n > ia a C:3o : am KANSAS CITY , ST. JO- spli & council Uluffa iroad "Tho ' . lin Uurl'.nR. inn i outr" Tlckol Olllce , I.in2 Karnnm Street. Tele- p'l.uip. 2. * . Depot , Tenth ni'd Mason Streets. Tele- pl.onc. 310. Leave. Arrive. Kansas i l a > Ex .n S:30 : am ft 5:15 : pm Muht Ex .nlO:15 : pm a 6:30 : am i-l , > u , . for St. Joseph and'Si. Louis. .a 1:51 : pm nllIS : am a Pally IIURLINGTON . . gulncy Railroad "Tho Hoi llngton Route" Ticket Oillii' . 1D02 Fnrnam St. Tel , 250. Depot. Tenth & ami Mason Streets. Tele phone , 310. Leave. Arrive , i ml . . . a GIO ; ntn I'hiuiisj Yci'ibiilcd Ex..a 5:03 : pm a S:05 : nm Chi < nc ixpre--3 : a S:50 : nm n 4:0f : < pm I'm. ni. * St L Ex n 7t5 : pm n S:05 : am Pncili. Jon.-tlJi. Loial..alOIJ : um Ki t Mnll n 2:15 : pm UNION VA'M1-MC-"TIIEOVER- land Roillo"-Gunernl Olllces , N. E. Cor. Ninth and Farnam , Streets. City Ticket Olllee. ISO- I F.irnum Street. Telephone. 316. f rpot. . Tenth nnd .Mason Telephone. C29. Leave. Arrive. The Overland Limited..n SM : am a 7:20 : pm The F.i-t . Mall u 9cO : nm n 3:25 : i um : The Colorado Special..allM : pm a 0:31 : am The Portland Special a SjO : am a 4:40 : pm Lincoln. Beatrice and S ic.in-lMri : Express..b-1:10 : pm bl2:2a : pm Pacific Express a 1:2.1 : pm n 11:35 : am Gi in.l l < lanl , Local . .b . " > : . ! ( ! pm b ! l:3U : am a Dally , b Daily except -Sunday. 'HICAGO , ROCK 1SL- anil & Pite'flc Hallroad "The Great Rock Isl and Route. " City Tick- el Ulllce , 1323 Farnam Street. Teleiihone. 423. Depot. Tenth * 3Inson Streetb. Telephone , UJD. Leave. Arrive. DCS 3Iolncs and Daven port Local a 7:03 : am bll:35 : am nuoRO Express bii.'iunm a ilo : am hii OB'i Fust ExpiesH..a 5:00 : pm a 1:25 : pmS SPaul K.i-t Kxpress .a 5:00 : pm bll:33 : um Llnciiln , C-d-'fiido - - SPKS. , Puliver , Pueblo and Wes- u 1:30 : pm n 4:25 : pm DP < 31 "lie s Rork Isl and and Ch cage n 7:2.1 : pm a 5:50 : pm Colorado . "i Texas Flyer.n 5:53 : pm a 0:20 : um a Dully , b Dillv rxi en' Sunday. CHICAGO , ST. PAUL , Mlnreapoils , t Omaha Railway "Tho North western Line" General Oltlccs. Nebraska Dlvl- Fton , 13th and Webster - - Sts. City Ticket Office. HOI Famam St. Telephone , 5G1. Depot , 15th and \ \ ebster Sts. Leave. Arrive. Twin City Express ( for Sioux Cllv. St. Paul & 31lnn ; npollsi a fi:00 : am Omnha PnssenRc-r a 7:00 : pm Bla'.r , Kiiierson. Sioux City , Pomn. Hartlng- ton and lllojinlleld b 1:00 : pm b2:10 : pm No. 2 Twin Cl > < . L't'd..a 5:53 : pm No 1 rmal.a L.nilted. . . u 3:00 : am a Dally , b Dally cxceut Sunday. Valy ! Rail- "The Northwestern Line" General Olllces , United Stntey National H.ink nidg. . Southwest Corner Twelfth and Far- nam Streets. Ticket olllce. 140 ; Fnrnam Streel Telephone , Ml. Depot , 13th and Webster stieets. Telephone , 1453. Leave. Arrive. Black Hills , Dcndwootl. Hot Springs- a 3:00 : pm n C:00 : pm Wyoming. Casper ana Douglas d 3:00 : pm e 5:00 : pm Hastings. York , David City , Superior. Geneva Exeter and Scward b 3:00 : pm b 5:00 : pm Norfolk. Verdlgre and _ Fremont b 7:30 : am blO:25 : am Lincoln , Wahoo and Fremont b 7:30 : nm biO:2o : am Fremont Local c 7:30 : am n Dally D Daily except Sunday , c Sun day only. < i Daily except Saturday. e daily except Monday. CHICAGO & NORTHwestern - western Railway "Tho Northwestern Line" C-ty Ticket Olllce , 1101 Farnam Street. Tele- phono. 501. Depot , Tenth nnd 31ason Streets. Telephone - phone , C2D. Leave. Arrive. Daylight Chicago Spe- clai a " :40 : am nll : . > 5 pm Chicuso Passc-ngei a 4:13 : pm alu:10 : am Easii-rn Kxpross , DCS Molncs , MnrUialltown , Cedar Haplds and Cht- f-ngo alO:53 : nm a 4:03 : pn Eastern Lunlteci , Chicago cage and East a 4:33 : pm a 4:05 : pm Fast Mall , Chicago to Omaha a 2:45 : pm Omaha-Chicago Special.a 7:30 : pm a 8:00 : nm Fast Mull 3:30 : am a Daily , b Daliy except Sunday. SIOUX CITY ,1 PACIFIC Railroad "I'ho North- we tern " Llne"--Oeneral Olllces , United States National Uaiilt HulMlng. H W. Corner Twelftli _ and Fnrnam Streets. Ticket olll.'e , 1401 Farnam Street. Tele phone. CGI Depot , Tenth and Mason Streets. Telephone , C2X Leave. Arrivp. Sioux City. Mnnkato & . St. P'uil. M'.nn ' > ' ; ipolls..a 5:35 : am a 8:15 : am St. Paul , Minneapolis , Mnnkn : . ) Sioux City. a 3:30 : pm nll:01 : pm Sioux Ci y Local . n 8:00 : am a 1:30 : pm a Dally _ CHICAGO. MILAVAUKEK & , St. Paul Hallway City JMtnv/inifFFf Tlckot 9nr'\ ! > 01 l' llrHLWA 'Httl Street. Telephone. 2SI. Do- pot , Tenth nnd 3Inson Sts. Telephone. C23. Leave. Arrive. Chicago Limited Ex a 7:35 : pm a 8:30 : am Chicago & Omaha Ex. . bll:00am : b 3:65 : pm Sioux Cl'y & Des 31o'.nrs Express 1)11:00 : am b 3:55 : pm a Dally b Dally except Sunday. IIIMAHA : ST. i.oui.s HAIL- road Omaha , ICnnvna City & Eastern Itnllro.id "Tho tiulnry Hoiile" Tlck'-t Of. lli-e , 1415 Farnum Streut. ' \ ' < lephone. 322. Depot , Tenth and Marcy Streets. Tele phone , C.2D. Leave. Arrive. St. Lou's ' Canr.on Ball Express . a 4:50 : pm a 8:35 : am Kansas City jnd Qtilncy Loinl . a C : 10 am n 8:3' : ' ) m ' \ A H ASH HAILTlOADZ 'llfket Olllce. 1415 Farnnm Street. Telephone. 833. De- > " " 're"l"nrt \ * Mnrcy Sireets. Tfilephone , K'J. Leave. Arrive. St. Louis "Cannon Ball" Express . a 4JO : pm n 8:33 : am n Dally. nooi.iv AMIVUMII. : . lli'i'iilli'i'l limn of n II'IIIIIUIIN .XilHlrnlr on . ' . ri'licj Iliinil , Tlio author of "Mr. D-.oley" gives this glitnpuc of "Molly iJunahucV intiulculo In thu January LadloB' Iluino Journal : Tlin guests \vcri ) all u.-Keinblod In the parlor and wore awaiting the entrance of Mr. and .Mrs. Malnfhl Donahue. "SomethliiB was evi dently happening to Mnlachl , for from the bedroom IssueJ moans ami iniltlerlngs.lrn. . Doiiahut-'B warning wlil pcrs came inn sliarply : tlion there was a louil yelp of pain , 'fllory bo. yo'ro twlslhln' th' neck off me. ' 'S-Bt.1 'IIol' on , I tell yc ; don't tbry to pull mo through th' buttonhole. ' 'S-sh. ' Th' ' rubber on tlilH necktie l # busted. Tell thim I'm l"k or ( ] ead , 1 can't go In. ' " 'Now yo'ro nil right on' looliln' flne.1 " 'They're hlt-hln' up Malachl , ' cliuehloO Mr. Uooley to Father' Kolly. 'He's very tl.'kliiih. Sec , hero ho totnee. lookln' like a pall-bearer at Ills own ftm'ral. ' " * * " Til tell you , ' eald Molly Ooimhuo ( who w.i giving a nitiKlcalf ) . 'play "The Ithle ol thr Walkvrli s " II'H MI rule ' \nd Wijin r liniiii'li 1 Intu . \r hi-y Hou'l. lie . J ' " j.'ibu , ! . thiujiisi uuji'.jjuiui . in 'cir'.M'i ' . . 'I H. . Ii.iriii' I the flftlc of < li- < l Irnls and lift thrm hrlplcs on Itie field ot battle. Mr t'onahuc'R r.vos shown ! pBtilc. Ht chit.-hed Mr. Hoolpy by the arm and raised him to til * feet. " ( "onip on ! Toinp oil ! " IIP s.ilil In n bur t of rage tli.1t nt lust mnsltml all domestic tyranny. "Wp'll lave hero while thcj'sc a sthlck iv furniture left In HIP" house. " "Hut where ar're ye goln' ? " Mrs. Donahue "I'm doln' down to th' rollHV titlll . " hi > said , "nhci-e I can hear the hammers peliln' , whore I can IIBVP quiet. " . l A.NV-MIii : ) I.IM'OI.N. lliMV Id * I si-il Ills Itiiniiif on Jlnnv 'I'fjlnu ( ici'iilnns. . Lincoln hn been very unjustly prrsentril I ' by many to the- public us n profane niul I i oliscelie Jester , writes Colonel A. K. Me- ' ' riure In the Philadelphia Post. These nc- | | i ciisat Ions are wholly false. He had n natural I gift for humor that had been cultivated by the natural conditions In which he grew up | , In the sparsely settled west , where Judges and lawyers traveled the circuit , and sat In I the barroom of the village inn during their ! evrnliiRg. where humor WIIM ever In demand He told many stories , and nhsnjs inont aptly Illuntratlnf : some purpose he h.ul in I view. It was this love of humor that oc- | caslonally mastered him oven when almost In the deptli of despair , and tli.it paved htm when the silver chord was often strained to li titmo.it tension by his ceaseless and exacting responsibilities. I have many times seen him when sorely depressed by the disasters to our army nn.l the clouds which the Ansel of Sorrow had so widely scattered over the homes of the land , nnd wondered whether ho must not suddenly break under tlin fearful strain that i was upon him : hut often when he had drunk the cup of sorrow to the dregs his face would Instantly brighten like the sun suddenly escaping from a cloud an.l throw- Ing Us refulgence upon the world , ns he j I I i would hall In his painful expressions and I hecln , "lly the way , " and follow It with a j story Illustrating the subject he liiul been dlscusulng. U was this quality of humor that was Lincoln's safely valve. H was the only relief he had fiom the responsibili ties and Borrows which would Imvo crushol almost any other man. In the early Hummer of ISi ; : ! Colonel For ney and I called upon Lincoln In company with ( lOtiornl Cameron to suggest that the president should tender a mission to fov- ! PI nor Curtln , whose health was so severely broken that his friends believed he could nul Hiirvlvo n campaign for re-election. For ney was the friend of Cameron and Curl In ; Cameron and Curtln were bitter foes whoso Intercourse was confined Ktrlrtly to olllclal matters , and Cameron and 1 had never been p.-lltlenl friends , although our friendly per sonal relatlor.fi were never disturbed. I had neVer supported him In his political aspira tions and ho had never been my friend even when 1 was the regular nominee of my party. Cameron dosliod Curtln otit of the way hpraiiso he wanted a nloro friendly candidate for governor ; 1 desired him out of the way hecause I believed 11 was a choice hot ween retirement and death. All agreeing , therefore , that Curtlu should retire , wo went to the president to ask him to open the way for Curtln's withdrawn ! by tendering him a foreign mission. It was the llrat time that Cameron nnd I had asked the .Maine favo. nt Ms hnml.s and Lincoln was much amused at the situation. He said that of course with such a com bination in favor of Curtln 1'e would want to give him a mission , but said he : "I nm In the position of young Sheridan when his father told him that ho must cense his rakish llfo nnd tnke a wife , to which he answered : 'All very well , father , hut whose wife shall I tnke ? ' " He added that he wanted to give Curtln n mission , but the missions were nil full , and ald he : "Whoso mission shall I take ? " It was agreed , however , that ho should consider the subject until the next morning , when ho requested me to call to receive MA answer. I did so , and he gnve me nn auto- grnph letter to Curtln tendering him a first- class mission at the close of his guberna torial term.Curtln . gave public notice of his acceptance- It and of his retirement from the gubernatorial contest , but within a few weeks thereafter n number of the leading counties of the stale gave peremptory in structions in his favor and demanded that ho should not ho ponnlttcd to retire. Me was nominated sotely against Ills will , ami reelected - elected , bub narrowly escaped giving hla llfo as a sacrifice. ICIi A l'0\VIJIl''ii ; < HXI'I.OSIVH. OIil Sln-llH Ante inIllill AxiiniUT liy UN Ani-iii'j. The United States guveinmcnl hn been having dealings with the jtinluiian , reports the Philadelphia Times. It has suld an Immense - menso quantity of old projectiles in the llrooklyn navy yard to the Penn iron works of Ohcuter , Pa. , at second-hand rates. These projectiles range in diameter from eight , to fifteen Inches , the latter being a popular form of cnnnonlmll during the civil war. In the lot were liHi llftcen-inch shell" , WOO eight-inch shells and 0,000 nlno-lnch shells. They were- Fold to the first buyer at one- half n cent a pound and he deposed of them to the Penn Iron works at about 1 cent a pound. Under this arrangement the latter pay * about $3 each for the larger shells of SOO pounds nnd $1.50 apiece for the mnallPHt. The projectiles wore sild merely bocaufo they occupy valuable space. They hud nn value to Iho ordinary Junkman , bccniibo ho did not know how to break them up , and It Is Impossible to melt them in one piece. The man who bought them lliHt broke several pile-drivers upon them and finally KIIVIt up in despair. American Ingenuity , however , was equal to the task of smashing them. A genius em ployed by the Penn Iron works hit upon .1 novel way of doing It. He will arrange the shells with thu fuse holes upward and wait for cold weather. When this comes he will 1111 thorn with cold water. Tills will froe/e. When water fieestwi It expands with terrlilo force. The expansion will smash the hclln ns If they were so ninny walnuts. This peace ful method of exploding the shells resembles the turning of a mvord Into n pruning hlade , the popular almllo of thn poets. It may also I point the way to BOIIIO Ingenious Inventor ' who wishes to discover a cheap application of force. Perhaps the icq-powor machine will bo developed as a result of the frigid explo sions at the Penn Iron works. When the government announced that It was going .to . sell the whet the ( Irnnd Army pouts passed resolutions of regret. They declared that they should bo reserved as rel ics. Thereupon the secretary of the navy offered 1.000 eight-Inch shells to any ( irand Army men who would cull for them and inovo them to tholr po t rooms. As each shell weighs 150 pounds , It IK not nn easy ' thing to tote around. The wccretary waited I for a long while and not a single ono of the i shells was over called for. Ho wrote again I to the ( irnnil Army posts , renewing hla offer. I but without any result. IllIlliln'l lilt llllf-K. A small nan , used 3 , turned up Iho other afternoon with a black eye nnd crying pllenuxlv , rclnlc-K Ihci St. LoulH Ruplllil'.c. "What's theiniiltc'r ? " nulled p.ipn. "Somebody hi' inc. " answered Johnny "Did you hit him back ? " UHlicl the stern piirent. "No , " Bolitjcd Johnny Then followed advice , which ended Irn- preiulvely with Iho wordr : "He-member. Johnny , you uro it big boy , and when anyone ono hlu you , hit buck , nnd tin hunt an uu cun. " Two diiyg Inter In cumo tunny , with bin head hl h In thu ulr and u bhttunt uwagger. 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