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Subscribed ami sworn before mo this 1st , A. D. day of December -HUNOAT1 , " Public. . Notary ( Seal. ) Ailvrrtlnliiir KM n IINIIMM Kiietor. Publishers' Guide , Now York. If one thing Is more apparent than another In the wonderful newspaper development of the end of the nineteenth century , It Is that advertising Is a factor In modern merchandising as necessary as rsnt or clerk hire or transportation. .C'hrlstmas cheer conies only once a yoir. : I'oncc on cnrtli , KOOI ! will to sill men except the I'.ocrs. General Hnller's C'hristnius tMiddinp : , which ho was to eat in Pretoria , evi dently burned on the bottom. Ti | to date the prince of Wales lias not volunteered to KO ( o the Held of carnage In tliu jungles of South Africa. There will lie no wolf .prowling aronnd the. door of the widow and family of Ceiienil Lawton and there ought .not to be. Paul Vandervoort is going to Cuba for the winter. Somebody ought to notify the dcfenselesH Cubans to be on their guard. With nil its generals In the Trans vaal England will be In rather a sad plight if the. French should suddenly take it into their heads to Invade Brit ' ain. But Our old maid friends can console themselves anyway that whether the coming year Is the llrst of the twen tieth century or the last of the nine teenth , It will only count one In reckon ing up the age limit. The weather man has not favored us with traditional Christmas weather , but lie has been especially kind to that class of people who can hardly afford to buy fuel and to whom cold weather brings much suffering and distress. The Croekers are going to build a million-dollar fireproof hotel. This hotel Is not to be In Omaha , but in San Francisco. It serves to remind the people of. this city that one of its great est needs Is' a strictly fireproof hotel. Reports from the Philippines are that Agulnaldo is Just one lap ahead of his pursuers , who are making a spurt to close up the gup. The chances of his retaining the long dis tance foot race clminpl > mship are at present about even. You can never make tliu clerks in the postotllce believe there Is not an arm load of presents there for every man , woman and child In the city. Pros perity Is a good thing , but the postofllcn clerks prefer to have the evidence of It scattered through a longer period. The current number of Harper's Weekly reproduces an excellent photograph of 'President MeKlntey and Assistant Secretary of War .Meiklejohii strolling together down a AVashlngton avenue. Nebraska plainly never stood in higher favor with any national ad ministration. Andrew Carnegie has served notice ipou his employes In the Plttslmrg Steel works that he has decided to make a voluntary liiclvaso In their wages , beginning with Now Year's day. Carnegie Is one of the very few pluto crats who are willing to share their pros perity with the tellers In their work shoes. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Whatever may be said to the contrary by the disgruntled Cubans , General Ilrooke has made a very dignified and efllcient military governor and Cuba was very fortunate Indeed to have a man of his high character and unswerv ing Integrity placed In the most trying and responsible position within the gift of the president Immediately after the close of the war 'with Spain. t HV It goes without saying that the tend ency of American municipal manage ment Is on the line of the nonpartlsan Ideal. The difficulty encountered up to tills time by municipal reform advo cates has been to Improvise a scheme for nonpartlsan nominations without making choice of candidates nominated by existing parties or organizing an In dependent parly pledged to municipal reform. The most novel and by all odds the most practical scheme for divesting municipal government from all party bias has been Improvised and recom mended by the municipal code commis sion of Ohio. That commission was ap pointed by Governor Hushnell in April , 1SOH , and Its report will be submlttrd to the legislature about to convene In January. The Ohio Ideal charter for the gov ernment of cities divides all municipali ties Into two classes cities and villages' . The only difference between cities Is In the number of olllcers created by city ordinances. The responsibility f > r municipal government Is divided be tween mayor and council. The execu tive functions devolving upon the mayor are limited only by the num ber and character of appointive olllees , which are subdivided into four depart ments on what Is known as the federal plan. The heads of the /our depart ments will be appointed by the mayor without advice or continuation by the council and will be responsible to the mayor alone. The mayor may remove at will any of these directors. Tills plan llxes the responsibility for the mis use of power on one man , who will be accountable to the voters for every fail ure to perform executive duties. To guard against a misuse of the ap pointing power a complete merit sys tem will be applied to every executive otllcer , except the mayor and heads of departments. The city councils are to be reduced to one chamber , composed of seven members , three of whom shall be elected by the city at large and four by councllmanie districts. The most novel and Interesting fea ture of the new departure Is , however , the nonpartisan election scheme. Nomi nations for municipal olllees are to be made by petition only , and no nomina tion by caucus or convention will be recognized. Political designation of candidates on the ballot is prohibited , so that every voter will be compelled to make intelligent selection. When party conventions , caucuses or nominations by primary elections are abolished the nonpartlsan principle will have fair play. Another striking feature of the pro posed Ohio code for cities Is to be found In dealing with franchises. It Is pro posed that every city shall have the right to own , control and manage its own telephone , gas , electric lighting and water plants after the people have de cided upon such action. Cities of over SO.tKX ) population shall have the right to own and operate their own street car lines. No council can alienate by gift , sale or lease any franchise for jiny public utility excepting upon submis sion to and approval by the people. Abundant provision is , however , made for protecting the rights of owners of existing franchises. Tlie homo rule section of the pro posed Ohio code Is also an Innovation that will meet with great favor among municipal reformers. The amplest power of self-government will bo given the municipalities , based upon the con viction that , the people of any given lo cality know far better what they need than the members of a legislature re siding in a hundred other localities. Whether this Ohio Idea will meet the sanction of the incoming Ohio legisla ture Is still problematic. The changes proposed In the method of city govern ment are so radically at variance with the existing machinery for' governing Ohio cities , excepting alone In the fed eral plan of responsible department heads , that It Is doubtful whether a majority of the legislature cau be con verted. The pressure from political bosses and corporation lobbyists will also be hard lo resist. In any event the Ohio Idea will become a subject of discussion ill every section of the coun try and some , if not all , the reforms It proposes will be engrafted upon the charters of American cities. IXTKItKHTIXO lAllll ( F.H.TS , The bulletin of the New York bureau of labor for the quarter ending with .September , just issued , presents pome very Interesting facts regarding the condition of labor in that state. It shows Unit during the period covered there had been a rapid Increase In the membership of labor organizations and a largely reduced percentage of idle ness , as compared with the correspond- lug quarter of the previous year. The Increase In the number of trade unions was li.i ! : and the membership of labor organisations Increased 38,000 , During the quarter the number of members Idle was only 2..1 per cent of the member ship , as compared with 5.7 per cent In 1SS. ! ) The diminished Idleness , the re port states , Is accompanied with In creased earnings In most of the trades. These fortunate conditions are not pe culiar to New York. .They are paral leled In till of the Industrial states , such as Massachusetts , Pennsylvania. Ohio and Illinois , and Indeed It Is not Improb able that In some of these states the percentage of Idleness among members of labor organizations is even less than In the Kmplro state , small as that Is. Perhaps Now York Is somewhat In ad vance of other states in the Increase of labor unions , though progress In this r < > - spoct Is being everywhere made. The Federation of Labor now has a mem bership of about 800,000 and this does not embrace all organized labor. At the recent convention of the Federation It was shown that there had been n great decrease In Idleness during the past year and that the conditions as 10 both employment and wages were highly satisfactory. Such fads furnish the mobt conclu sive evidence of prosperity and the man who In the face of such evidence as serts that the country is not really pros- per-ius , ns some of the demoi-mllo lend ers do , proclaims himself o wanting in Intelligence or honesty as to be un worthy of confidence or respect. Cor- I talnly such people will it of be able to deceive the worklngmen. Tin : nnnir KII > / tnrt.\n. Tlie announcement thnt Andrew Car- | neglo Is iilmnt to present to the city of Lincoln u . fTt'.OOO public library build- ln . ' . conditioned upon the furnishing uf a site nntl nit assurance of an nniiiiiil appropriation for maintenance and cur rent expenses , iclnl'crcps the. faet that there Is a right kind of giving and a wrong kind of giving. The right kind of giving , Illustrated hy Mr. Carnegie's Kilt , Is that which alms at Improving the condition , menial , physical or mural , of the pi-eat body of the people. A pub lic library well housed and adminis tered is a constant and perpetually potent factor In the upbuilding of a community ; it becomes a center of edu cational study and research and supple ments the work of the public schools to ninny of those who have cither com pleted their school course or have been unable by force of circumstances to avail themselves of the advantages of otir public school system. The wrong kind of giving , of course , Is that which panders to the selfish de sires of the Individual gifts which are consumed once and for all time and leave no traces of good accomplished. It is the useless class of gifts as dis tinguished from those that are called useful , using the term In Its broadest sense. AVhllo few can bestow benev olence upon thn scale Indulged by Mr. Carnegie , the principle he has adopted can bo followed even down to the smallest degree. . In spreading this doc trine Mr. Carnegie's gifts are accom plishing as much as by the direct re sults of the institutions he Is founding. /.VN PUltKMUiiT SELKIRK. Field Marshal Lord Huberts , the fore most soldier of Great Itritain in respect to achievement , has started for South Africa , bearing with him the esteem , confidence and hope of the Hrltish na tion. Less than a month ago General Duller was heralded as a military com mander who would speedily retrieve what Britain had lost ami show the Doers what real war meant He left England jiinltl enthusiastic popular acclaim * claim and having the nnloundedcontl- ) dencc of his countrymen , many of whom believed that the boast that he would cat his Christmas dinner In Pre toria would be verified. Ituller's prestige was eclipsed in a single battle and today he stands no better In English public opinion than the other generals In South Africa whose military knowledge and experi ence have availed them little against tlie tactics of an enemy for whom they had only contempt. Koberts may not have such an experience , for while un doubtedly a much abler military man than Duller , he will hardly fail to profit by the bitter lesson the Drltlsh have had In South Africa. His record as a soldier entitles him to the confidence that is reposed in him and although well advanced in years his mental faculties are probably as strong and acute as they have ever been. Then he will have as his chief of staff another distinguished 'soldier , General Kitch ener. The record of General Roberts justi fies the expectation that there will be 11 change in the situation very soon after his arrival In South Africa , but there is very sure to be disappointment for those who anticipate sweeping Drlt lsh victories. A COMMERCIAL I'ltODLUM. Whether or not there will be In the future closer commercial relations be tween the United Slates and Germany will probably depend chiefly upon the policy of the latter country. President McKInley said In his annual message that "In all that promises closer rela tions of Intercourse and commerce and a better understanding between two races having so many traits In com mon , Germany can be assured of the most cordial co-operation of tills gov ernment and people. We may be rivals in many material paths , but our rivalry should bo generous and open , ever aim ing toward the attainment of larger re- suits and the mutually beneficial ad vancement of each In the line of Its es pecial -adaptabilities. " Heclproclty negotiations with Germany are pending , but It Is not likely that anything will bo accomplished prior to the framing of a new German tariff , which a com mission Is now engaged in doing. In tliu meantime there appears to bo a growing sentiment In both countries favorable lo closer trade relations. Prof. Gore of Columbian university has made a valuable contribution to the discussion of tills question , which shows It to be a matter of larger Im portance than Is ordinarily supposed. Our total trade with Germany amounts to ? 250,000)00 ( ) annually and In 180S the oxcous In favor of the L'nlteil Stuli'H was $ in,000,000 : , while as late us 1S1K5 the balance of trade was In the opposite direction. Obviously ihls Is a trade worth fostering and the prob lem Is as to what shall be done to pre serve ami Increase II. Prof , Gore says : "We need Germany as a buyer of foods , of raw materials and of cer tain manufactures that for obvious rea sons wo are especially fitted to fur nish , " and he adds : ' 'There has not been for twelve years such an .ppor- tinio tlmo'as now for putting tills coun try on tlie safe side In our commercial relations with Germany. The term of Germany's tariff schedule ) has nearly expired and a commission Is now pre paring the schenie for the new uiie. Since these bills have a lixed period during which they are not subject to change , it will be readily appreciated that the prosperity of the United States Is t j a considerable extent Involved In the conditions that may be placed on Imports from this country. AS an in dustrial country Germany would lie only too glud to make favorable ar rangements with the I'nlted states , but something must be conceded for each favor expected and a sort of reciprocity must prevail. " What Voncesslims shall this country make In order to obtain a larger share nf German. * ' * trade ? , What sort of reciprocity ciu : we offer to bring about closer eonitiimercial re lations between tile two countries ? The chief complaint of Germany is In regard to the countervailing sugar duty , j applying to sugars Imported from coun- j tries that pay an export bounty. Wo | cannot abandon Unit duty without I doing an Injury to our own sugar In- j dustry and therefore It Is useless for I Germany to seek any concession In this 1 direction. As to other features of our i tariff which have reduced Imports from Germany It Is entirely certain that they will not undergo any chniige In the Immediate future and whenever they are modified it Is highly probable that the conditions will be such that Ger man manufacturers will get no material benefit. It appears , therefore , that the promise of establishing closer commer cial relations between U < > rmtiiy : and the 1'nlted States is not particularly bright , for the reciprocity provided for In the existing tariff law offers no great op- portuulty for trade Improvements and there Is no probability of any conces sions beyond this. C.lU.SfcS OF ST The monetary stringency Is due to various causes. There has been during the past year an unprecedented expan sion of trade , prices of commodities 1mvo advanced , labor has been active at Increased wages , all of these condi tions making a demand for more money. Then the creation of new corporations and the consolidation of old ones , repre- resentlng Issues of stocks and bonds aggregating n billion and n half of dollars lars , diverted loanable funds to n very large amount from legitimate enter prises. Federal taxation IIIIH tended to reduce the volume of money In circula tion , the gold in the treasury having risen $ ( X,000,00 ) ( ) within the year. While there has been a considerable addition to the money supply it has not kept pace with the growth in trade and the rise in values. Noting those concur rent conditions conducing to monetary stringency , the New York .louriml of Commerce says the situation lias been seriously strained by the absence of elasticity in our currency arrangements. "The retail trade , " remarks Unit paper , "and the fall forwarding of the crops arc dependent almost exclusively upon bank notes and the silver currency. Doth these forms of money are a virtu ally lixed quantity. It has thus been Impossible to satisfy the unprecedented demand for these forms of money. " It says that had the banks of the seaboard cities us well as those of the western centers boon grunted terms upon which they could conveniently and with reasonable profit expand their note issues to meet these fall emergen cies , their lawful money reserves would have been kept intact , there would have been no need to artificially contract their local loans nor to withhold accom modation from the banks of the agricul tural sections ; stringency would have been Impossible and the rate of interest would have remained stable. Such experience as we are having is undoubted ! } * calculated to Impress the public with the expediency of legisla tion that will enable the banks to Is sue "emergency" circulation under such restrictions as would prevent mi- duo inflation. The comptroller of the currency strongly advocates this , pro posing that the notes thus allowed to bo Issued be subjected to so heavy a tax that they could not be Issued in normal times for tlie purpose of prolit. lie urges that the tax should be so large as to force tills currency into re tirement as soon as the emergency passes. The chairman of tlie house committee on banking and currency , Itepresentative Drosins of Pennsyl vania , approves this suggestion as a practicable plan of providing an elastic currency and it has been endorsed by many prominent financiers. This Is one of the matters In connection with the currency which ought to receive the careful consideration of congress. Farmer Frank Hlbhard , who has been feeding at the popocratlc trough for the last four years and ought to bo familiar with sham reform by this time , bus suddenly discovered that the do- nothing railroad commission Is a sine cure with which tlie taxpayers of the state could well dispense. All tills be cause tlie railroads have recently changed their scnedule from carload to pound rates on cattle shipments from Irvlngton. Mr. Hihhard bus known all these ; years that the do-nothing com mission was about as usele.-s as a food commissioner , and ho has known uli-o that his reform parly stood pledged to rid tlie state of the Imposition , but lie never winked once until the locomotive struck him. Hence these steers ! The state employment bureau gives out a statement that It has n inrge num ber of applications for employment , some of which are from those who pro fess lo be willing to do manual labor , but the greater portion from applicants for clerical positions. Those who de sire manual labor need not apply to the bureau for a Jon , as the johs are huntIng - Ing for them. Only last week an Iowa railroad was forced to glvo up some contemplated Improvements because men could not be found to do the work. The Nebraska sheriffs who have been meeting in Omaha in their organisa tion lay great stress on the luck of available funds with which to pay the I transportation of sheriffs taking people to the penitentiary , insane asylum or ! reform school , and call on tin * leglsla- i turo to be more liberal In Its next up- j proprlallon bills. As most of the slier-j Ill's ride on free passes the hardship seems to bo not so much ( in those offi cials as on the rallronds that have to furnish ( lie transportation. Pronunciamcntos and edicts seem 10 bo the order of the day. No sooner had the defuncto candidate for I' . S. S. Is sued his manifesto to the Slate Doard of DII Nothings than up Jumps Candi date for Congress defacto Smyth with a peremptory writ ordering the llitvirail - load drmlos to enforce an order which had boon plgon'i-hnlod two years ago by order of the railroad managers. Pres ently wo shall see what wo shall see. The probabilities are that the Honor able .loo Edgorton and the Very Honor able .llni Dahlinan and the lllght Hon orable Gilbert L. Laws will took Upon the Smyth edict as did the astronomers of old upon the pope's bull ng.ilnst the comet. Attorney General Smyth has put his typewriter Into action in the freight rale controversy. The last reports from the tiring line Indicated that the Dourd of Transportation was entrenching ami unless unforeseen events occur was hopeful of being able to hold Its present position without calling for reinforce ments. When Constantine .1. Smyth gets to be congressman managers of the trusts will take to the woo.ls. Farmer Hlb- bard will get a premium from the rail road for shipping his fat stock by rail to South Omaha , and the W.-II. will have a system of free telephone and telegraph wires Installed In Its counting room. The unanimity of the Insurance agents In favor of the Weaver law after II has been knocked cold by the su preme court Is most phenomenal. When the bill was before tlie legislature no Insurance agent could be found to slug Its praises. H Is another en o of "be fore taking" and "after taking. " The gold product Ion of the United States for the past year shows a heavy lneroao and will help out the shortage from the Transvaal. Whenever tlie world Is short of anything H calls on America to let out another notch to sup ply the deficiency and it always re- SIK uds. Tlie conscription of Drltlsh transat lantic greyhounds Into the military marine operating In South Africa will doubtless intensify the hostile sentiment of the French , who will interpret this reduction of o/oan transportation facili ties as a blow at the Paris exposition. CIIIINC mill Hlloi't. I'hllndeilphla Times. Naturally enough the money market never Bets tight when the nioney Hews llko " water. Calm A in 111 ( InStorm. . Kansas City Journal. N The great , throbbing west has reached that comfortable position where London and New York can throw all kinds of fits without disturbing UB serenity. Great 1'oivornVaalnnr. . Baltimore American. England Is not the only great power losing pcstlge. A Gotham plumber was found wan dering In the streets , homeless and penni less. Theru eeerae to be a general uprising of the humble and lowly everywhere against their haughty tyrants and oppressors. Star * In die INiNtnl l-'lrinainenf. Philadelphia Ledger. The now order of the I'ostonice depart ment , giving letter carriers stars Instead of stripes to designate length of service , may bo in the interest of esthetics , but not of uniformity. "Service stripes" are In use everywhere , in this country , and In others , but the department will have Its service stars to itself. lallalloii Sharply lliiUrd. Springfield Republican. One wholesome effect of the panic will bo to call a sharp halt on the building up of more Inflated combinations. It Is announced as a result of the present state of tbo money market that the proposed thresher combination tion- $60,000,000 capitalization , the chain combination , $0,000,000 , and the chair com bination have been given up for the tlmo being at least. They do not find their pro posed securities popular In the market. A lUlHon-Dollar Country. Louisville Courier-Journal. General Harrison some years ago , in re sponse to a complaint that the government's expenses had Increased to an enormous sum , replied : "Well , this is a billion-dollar country. " From the reports of our foreign trade It seems that the United States Is a billion-dollar country In fact anil truth. Kor the cloven months ending November 30 our combined Imports and exports aggregatedd | 1,8C3,930-I07 , and If December keeps up the a\erago the total will reach ? 2,033,370,000 for the full year. AVliy Simla Hcjok-cx. Doston Transcript. Ono result of the campaign In northern Luzon will carry gladness to Spain. In the last month our troops have compelled the Insurgents to allow at least 3,000 of their Spanish prisoners to escape. These men our government will furnish with transporta tion nnd otherwise nd ! In reaching their far-off homes. Many of them have boon captives with the Insurgents ever wince May , 189S , when Agulnaldo began his Insur rection as Admiral Dewey's auxiliary. They liavo suffered untold hardships , but have berne up under them all and have retained enough nplrlt to take a hand with our troops In getting even with their former captors. ( iatlu'rlaK In Culiati A mix. Now York Mall and KxprcsH. The surrender to the American officials of 10,000 rifles and a largo amount of am munition by the authorities of ono Rinnll town In Cuba helps to confirm the belief that largo stiDplles of war material were secroti.'d by the insurgents at the clone of hostilities and arc Btlll held for fjucKtlonablo purposes. The threats of armed resistance to American authority which have recently Itccn made In some parts of Cuba are per haps inaplred , to some extent , by the knowl edge that weapons are easily available and so long B such Is the case them Is always danger of lawless outbreaks. Conditions In the Island are such that the nooner these lildden arms are discovered nnd placed un der lock and key the better for all Interests. ( irotvlli of llfiiMHiiraair. . Chicago Chronicle. Life- Insurance men are congratulating UieiDBulvPs over the business retrospect for ISU'J by rcaaon of the largo amount of new j Insurance Issued and of its ( juallty. In j other words , It is said to be Insurance that | etlcks. The term "life Insurance men , " by | the way. Is rather more comprcheiiBlvo ' than It at first appears. It means not only ' company magnates and their lens of tlmuI I sands of Held workers , but also tha members : of the companies themselves , the policy holders , who now number close upon 2,000- 000. These are ccrtulnly lifo Insurance men In the broadest and best tense , with a vital aliaro in the prosperity of their respective j companies and a profound lntent > i in all < that pertains to the advancement of the line organizations with which they arc con nected. To them It IE a matter of more than ordinary Interest to know that thou- I band * of new Insurants have Joined their ' ranks during the year and that the latter have come Intending to HI ay. It Is gunned that not far from $1.000,000.000 more In surance will bo In operation in the regular companies at the end of isaa than waw In force when the year began ' MX II , Ml SHOTS IT TIIF. I'MPIT | Chloneo T'mos-Herald. ' The avornpe sal nry pnlil 10 Methodist minister * In thl coun I try la t jour \vns \ $173.33. Atler all , tin j } 10-H-we ( < ! i clerk at the rlbtun countei might know hlo blblo better nml fnrc wors Cleveland Plain Dealer : It wns an Atlant : pastor who said In his Sunday crmon thn he believed our principal Institutions o Irnrnlnfc voro "going to hell nt the rate o a mile n minute , sweeping , as ( bey go , mln. Isters nnd laymen by the thousands. " Some I body should furnish this recldcsa down grnrtt I pArfon with a full set of airbrakes. Detroit Vreo Press : Thcro In a Inrgi clement of our citizenship thnt Is shockri at the nttlttide of many ministers towan our own foreign policy with its tragic at tendants. They want liberty at home , bill uphold enforced vnt-salnge In ur new pos sessions. They Indorse militarism there am' ' would llglit It here. They \vmild take U the * field to defend our Independence , bill c-neotirnge wnrfnro upon BtriiEslIng Inde pendence abroad. Their prcnchmrnts arc for pMcp > except when the fundamental. of rellRlon are overshndo\\Cil by the Im pulses of a sanguinary , thmiRli unworthy and Irreconcilable patriotism. It civiliza tion demntulp such wars , then civilization Is only rcflned and educated li.irbarlsm , cat- lug with a silver fork nnd observing other urtlflcliil proprieties. riitso\\i : , A\I > orunitwisl : . Is catching on to the South Omnlin plan of handing a bullet to the man who asks "jour money or your lite. " ( ircat Hrltatn resolutely leclllics to par- llclpnto In the cnd-of-tlie-cftitury discus sion. dent Ilrllnln has trouble enough. The most aggravating feature of those Hocr victories Is that the Hocr generals do not wear medals or a uniform to Bpeak cf. Senator Wolcott'n famous Imv library In Denver Is the envy of the Colorado bar. The senator recently retimed an offer of $50,000 for Its 10,000 volumes. The cruel Irony of fate was strikingly shown In the house of representatives last week when adjournment wns taken , out of roepcct to the memory of Richard I' . lUand , Immediately nfter the passing of the gold- standard Mil , Civilization Is making some progress In Arizona. Two actors wounded each other by using ball Instead cf blank cartridges In the play. A few years back the shooting came froai ( spectators who resented tin ? per nicious ncllvity of the vaudevllllan In chas ing thu soii'jretle. AmoiiR the members of the present con gress 03 per cent wear I'rliico Alberts and ellk hats , which has caused observers to re mark that It Is the best dressed congress in many years. A majority of the senators stick to business suits , while a great many of them drees like farmers. Dr. Benjamin Andrews , superintendent of Chicago's Bchool , is again In trouble. Helot lot go his hair-trigger mouth recently , much to the annoyance of the Intellectual giants who hold down chairs In the city council. Andrews resents the notion that aldermen possess a monopoly of gas In that section. Colonel Baden-Powell , commander of the belcagurcd British in Mafekinp , Is not al lowed n monopoly of the gaiety of war. The Boers nre handing him a few harmless balls , containing requests to save a few snorts of whisky for them when they call. The humorous colonel responded gallantly with several high-balls. You can't lose 'cm. Out la the sunny land of Samoa , lounging beneath the shads of royal pulms , is "His excellency , Sir George Thomas Michael O'Dlen , knight commander of the most distinguished Order of St. Michael nnd St. George , her llritannlc majesty's high commissioner for the west ern Pacific. " So reads the name and title attached to a proclamation published In an Apia paper. Several young women , presumed to be handsome nnd charming , nre about to start a magazines in Chicago devoted exclusively to the interests and wellbelng of bachelora. That , surely , is an Ideal ambition. Here tofore the welfare of bachelors has been woefully neglected. When chunnlng young women take after them their welfare and future state does not require the gift of prophecy to picture. I'UXSIO.VIXG Startling I'ronoNltlnii KniljoiUrd in a Illll Iiitroilnrril la the Svunte. Philadelphia Ledser. In every laud the soldier who wilfully abandons his post In wartime and becomes a deserter is branded with Indelible disgrace and should consider himself fortunate if he has escaped the death penalty utter n sum mary trial. One who lias so grievously of fended against his country and the code of honor does not deserve , according to mili tary law , the forgiveness or forgotftilncss of a magnnnlmous government ; must less does bo deserve any portion of the pensions or other rewards which are the recompense , when worthily bestowed , for disability re ceived In the line of duty by the faithful patriot In arms. Desertion Is an Insuperable bar to llio allowance of pensions under tbo existing federal law. The barrier cannot be removed without effacing the distinctions b9- tween right nnd wrong , fidelity and faithless ness , honor nnd dishonor. The rule that ex cludes deserters from the bounty of the gov ernment U so just , so obviously necessary , not only to safeguard tlie treasury , but to preserve primary distinctions , that the pith- lie wore naturally astonished by the recent announcement that Senator Cullom had In troduced In the senate a hill wiping out thcsi distinctions , proposing full amnesty and f r- givcni'BS for nil deserters during the rebel lion and moiling them eligible lo a plnco on the pension roll , If disability received during their transient military service can bo proved. The me.ro presentation of a bill of thli character Is an inault to the senate , to tbo nation and to every veteran who doca not wish to convert liln country's roll of honor Into a roll fit infamy. Every pension certifi cate should bo tbo credential of loyal , faith ful soldierly service and thn certificate of a soldier' * ) dishonorable discharge from tliu service Is a voucher for courage and con- Htancy of priceless value to the veteran. The deaerlor bears no such credentials and has no Biich voucher , yet It IB proponed to cheapen every evidence of soldierly fidelity In the country by making dt'sorters and bounty jumpers eligible for n place on the pension lift without the possession or pro duction of throe badges of honorable service. It is inconceivable that tlie pension esti mate for tbo fiscal year K'Ol ' , reaching the colossal aggregate cf } H5,230:30 , is to bo Increased by the addition of an unknown hut large sum parsing to deserters as n reward , nut for tliu performance of sol dierly duly well done , but practically as an encouragement of cowardice , evasion of duty and the comml&slon of the tint reprehen sible offense known to the military code. Hut remarkable propositions are likely to fen submitted to tliu congrc ? . preceding a na tional election. Some of them may bo favor ably received to catch votes. lioth parlies will net a sail to catch every fnvorlng breeze , but "friendship for the soldier" should not carry congress to such an extreme limit ao to embrace drucrtcrs and liiutity Jumpers. Whether tills remarkable bill lias been Intro duced by misapplied "courlcny. " with mi serious purpose lo press It to pasnagc , or whether it SB a deliberate movement , ro- malnti to be dlsclosod. Hut It IB a typical example of the inUchlevouB legislation which thrifty pension attorney * will vnduavtr to push through rongivjs before tbo presiden tial fli-cllon , when the courageof the bo-.Iy In not likely to be very aggressive ! ) ' in evi dence. i.\vi-s I.-IKMI n\M's itoitv Many lose thplr nmils to MVP their * kin Spiritual vision lt > not material bllmlncpn It Is ft mtalHke to be fore-vcr crpytcg copies. The roses drop from sin , but thc > tlinmi remain. The simplest patriotism Is this hardest ! < practice. llltimilmii Is nn nttrtrtpt to feed"lucn on furniture. The godly man Is ho who aels ulvliicly t his fellows. The riper the frtill Of hollncfc , tlid IOW-T It be mis ItBclf. Ho ! s n brave men who thinks new thoughts aloud. A criminal may escape * from his cell , but not from himself. Duplicity of conduct will not win Im- pllrlty of confidence. There- will be "good will amongst men" when they all do llul's will. The angel's song l.s not set for their choir alone , but for nil the chorus of DO.MK.STK IM.r.ASA vri Chlrapo Tribune : Maude After our on gngemoiit Jack told me It was a case of love at llrst sltbt on hlH part. Clara-'l'oor ' fellow ! Is lie near-sighted ? Puck : Pntlicr-So my daughter referred you to me" The Suitor Yes , Just as a matter of form. Chicago Itecnnl : "Don't you love an old- fashlmied Hiiowstorm , l'aillitH'7" "Yen , If the man who takes mo out has u llPW-fllKlllolllMl Washington Star : "Oh , have you scon your i'h riHt inns present to me , dear ? " ulu- linked , "No , " lie answered , "what Is It ? " "This beautiful imffot for the dining room. " "Uy Cioorgo , it Is halulsonio ! " he mild , "how mucJi Old I pay for It ? " Chicago Post : "Stolen kisses nro swcct- ept. " he said. "How I dislike a man who doesn't pra. - lice what he preaches , " silo returned. .Occasionally n man has to be jarred before - fore ho realizes what l going on. Detroit Journal : "I had thought thee an Idol of gold , " he sadly sighed , "but thy feet nre clay ! " Ucronlce Itrlsklt contemplated him with hauteur , also froldeur. "Well they're only 2H's , If I do say it myself ! " shu retorted. lloro they drifted apart , Inasmuch as they wcio palpably not alnnlte souls. Cleveland Plain Dealer : "Do you think George IH as near-plghtud as ho pretend * to be ? " " 1 don't know' " . Why do you ai-k ? " "Ho wns trying to toll the color of my eyes last evening and he not HO oloso that his mustache tickled my upper lip. " THIS WONDUHKl'l , ( 'IIIIIST.M.VS TIII3I3. On Ibis sharp winter's night child-eyes are bright , And their voices full with ROP. ! For well they know strange fruit doth grow On the wonderful Christmas tree. Its branching arms bear varied store , XutB and candles and sweets galore. Whllo the selfsame tree tit this good tlmo Is rich with the fruit of every clime. Did you loiii ? for a slol or express cart red , Or a doll-baby fair to son ? Then wait your turn , right soon you'll lc rn Tho'ro on the Christmas tree. At Christmas time once In each year This tree by magic doth appear. And whcneo It comes , or whore It cocs , These uro things which no child knows. Wouldst llko to leurti whence comes Its cheer ? Then listen now to me , iVlillo I shall tell in what sweet dell Grows Kteen the Christmas tree. In soli made fertile by father'.1) love And watered by mother's tears. This magic tree strikes down Its roots And Its long nrms skyward rears. Then honor they parents , my lioy and girl , Who pray on bended knees- . That their love-l ones may roam and ba happy ' .Mid a forest of Christmas trees. Omaha. G. A. .M'LKAN. HMY.MKS 01. ' TIII3 DAY. Iaii > ( y .Stocking" . ladles' Home Journal. Oh. mothers ! n homes tlnit are happy Where Christmas comes laden with cheer , Where the children are dreamlnpr already Of the merriest day In the year. As you gather your darlings around you And tell them the ' 'story of old , " Remember the homes that nre dreary ! Itcmembcr the hearts that are cold ! And thanking the love that has dowered you With all Hint Is dearest and best , Give freely , that from your abundance Some linrc little life may be blessed ! Oh. go where the stockings' hang empty , Where Christmas IB naui > ht but n numa , And give for the love of the Christ-child ! " 1'wus to seek Hiich as these that He came. llefon * anil After fSlvliiK. New York Herald. I. My love has all thnt wealth can bring ; 5f comforts ov'ry mortal thing ; ! ut as 1 think of Chrlstnlnn near , With all Its frolic , fun and cheer , heave a sigh of bitter woe , And think of Croesus long ago , \ml yearn for riches , too. that I IMio whole wide. Aynrld fur her might buy , Oh , poor , unhappy me ! II. Vo costly sifts I gave my love ; iut with the mistletoe above , A klM 1 gave her well , say two ! ? he blushed a lovely rosy hue , Phe while she murmured In my oar , "JUKI what I wanted , Jack , my door ! " Oh , happy , happy me ! A Merry Christmas to All. Evening Clothes A suit for evening dress used to be a costly luxury. Only the best tailors could offer you a satisfactory fit. We have changed all that. that.Our Our newest patterns are simply perfect and the prices are half What the tailors charge , And at the same time we can supply you with shirts collars ties proper , , , shirt studs and cuff buttons and shirt protectors , as well as the right thing in over coats in fact , with every thing but shoes. IIHlalilc and Kirlimlvo I'iiriiliherl. Closed All Day Christmas.