THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , DECEMBETl 17 , 189i ) . DS3S33e < S2 < © i ® 1 THE CHRISTMAS FROLIC. < i , y HARRIET PRE5COTT SI'OFFORD. © irlrft SrTjamsSf I ® ? by Harriet Prwcott Spoftord. ) "Ydu'll not bo Roln' a grcnt ways , this thronlonln' wrnthor , nn' the dark BO early ? " i.ild his wife , anxiously , looking out on the Brtiy river , whore the whltocaps wore run ning ngalnst the tide. "Not too fnr , " said the fisherman. "Tomorrer bcln' Chrls'mus , " added the wife. " 'Twould bo a sorry Chrls'mus , an you not coMln' In Bate. " "I nllug hov come In. " said Joe. " 1 ain't much four but what I allus shell : I wouldn't miss my Chris'mus , " getting Into his long boots , "for the best fish nwlmmln' . Got the turkey ? " "Do n BUllar , on the swinging1 shelf. A big gobbler. You want pcrtater stuflln1 ? " " \Vnll. 1 do' tin * . Which. you want ? rhrxtnuts nn' thln's Is tasty Mth summer invory. Hero , you fix this string. Sis can got the chestnuts to the corner. " "Oh , the boys went nuttln' along the fall , an' i got fUltc | n few net by. I'll put .BOIUC raisins In. Therc'a some left over from the riles. " "Thctnplcs'll , go right to the spat. Lots o' elder In 'cm ? Hot sonio turnovers for the slocMn'f.7" "An * a bunch V w'lte grapes apiece , " threading her nccdlo to sew on a loose but ton for him. "They'll huvr thln's to the Sunday school tree. Hut I'd llko 'cm ler have good times tcr hum tor remember blmrby. " ' 'An' so , " looking up with a gleam of ler behave reel pretty , " with n fond look at the flower-sweet little girl. , "And the jmxon's nst Jimmy " | "Sexon , " said the mother Instructively , I "Sexon , thcn's nst Jimmy tcr ring the I bell for him tonight. Wish 'Iwaa me. " j "I wlsht he'd nst me , " said Dave , tugging I nt his boots , "There's more bells than ono In town , " said Jimmy. "By gum , that's sol" "Wall , they ain't your bells , " said their mother. "An * you'd better keep away from 'cm. Come , hero's the beans all baked tea a crisp. Myl don't they smell good ? Come , 1 want tcr clt the rest back ter keep heifer for your father. " "I wonder what they ring the bells for Chrk'-mus eve , anyway , " said Dave , with his mouth full. i "Ter scare off the bad spirits , to be sure , " answered Jimmy. "There ain't any I'ad ' spirits1 sail Sis. " 'Ucss'n ourselves , " paid the mother. "I guess they ring the bells because they're glad Christ was born. I'm sure I be. Au' so's your father. " . "Sayma , Is pn a good mnn ? " "John Markham ! If you're oVcr half as Bood as " "He don't go to church. " "Ho done his < hurch-golng cirly. Ho loves God an' ho loves his neighbor. There ain't a better man walks this footstool " "Say , I'm clad he's pa , " said Johnny. jlscblef In the blue oycs , "you'vo ben a- vastln' money on Sis " "I.'clld Jes' git her a llttlo fur collar , " said the wife , hesitatingly. "Sho1 , novv ! You don't suppose I be- Brutch anythln' to Sis ? Didn't you git noth- ln' fer the boys ? " "Yes , " she said again , doubtfully. "I know wo hadn't orter. But Chrls'mus on'y comes oncu't a year an' they did so want 'Uoblnson Cruaoo' nn' 'Pilgrim's Progress. ' An' It k'eeps 'em to hum nights. An' I'll make my ole bunnlt an' shawl du " "You'ro a good mother , ' Mary. " "You can't bo children but onco't , you know. " biting her thread on . "There ! " "I know. An' I don't want ter bo. W'en I remember the Ilckln's I had all over the place I don't want ter bo a child agin. My minings dry ? I'd rather bo n grown man 'Itlj you , for my wlfo than all the children In Christendom. You're a good wife , Mary. Kf over I have Peter's luck an' ketch a fish Mth a piece of money In his mouth , I'll dress you like a queen , now * you bet ! " Miiry stood on tiptoe to kiss him. She would have liked to say that she would rather'havo him for a husband than all the 'kings ' going. Hut she was a woman of Tew j words , Only the color springing to her cheek as she twisted up her dark hair , only the sudden flame In the dark of her wistful eyes , epoko for her. And as her husband went out with his basket and lines , striding down''tho lano' llko a young giant going to fight the fee , ho was saying to himself : "I never BCD anythln' lko ) Mary's cyca. Some how they nllus do make mo think o' stars on a summor'H night pitiful sort o' stars. George ! This ain't goln' tor bo any sum mer's night , though. Hes'lar squall. " And Mary , looking after him , was saying to horwelfi "I never do watch him'out o' eight In that bout 'thout fuclln' 's if I'd never lay eyes on him agin ! " But there was too much to do before dark to waste time at the window. The 4 children would bo swarming In directly , and ' there were the doughnuts yet to fry. "Jhomy likes hands , an" so does Dave ; an' Johnny llkoa rings , " said the mother to hoiself. " 'An SlBsy likes the hole. So I'll cut out 'all'Bo'rta" And she had Just set them asldu and brushed up the steve , and laid the table , , when the young persons stamped In covered with light snow , "Land ! You don't mean tcrisayjlt's 8iiownJ [ ! " 'exclalmed _ the mother. "Just a spit , " suld Jimmy. " 1 hope that's nil , " said she , going to the door' and looking up the Inuo and down the harbor , "Say , ma , " said Johnny , aa she came Jiack , "did you know Sis was goln' up tcr St. Paul's . 'ter help ter put up the green ' tonight ? " "W'y , of > course I knowcd. All her Sun- iay ] school class Is goln' , An' I cxpoc' Sis Strengthens ( M All I AM ( liven to t/tc It fit hi , and ulusttvity tn f/nt nntl flv/int-HH to the. Itlootl. It tit n i 'ontotci' oj'f/notl Imalt/i unit lont/vvifi/ , MAXIANI WINE ts in- wi fit able for itvcrtvorltetl men , women ttntl / < / . / } / ft HOOf/tt'H , Mtl-t'llf/f/l- CHH nut ! nnnt < tlnH tint Hi/ntvnt , gold bv ull drueslsta. Hefuae uubstltuteg Marlnnl & i' < > . W W15th 8t. . Now York. iiubllali a hnndhoniu book of endorsements uf limperors. KiupresK. Prlnron , Cardinals , Archulfcliopa and other UlstlnKUlnhed per- KuiiuRi.- It la rent trails and poatpula to all whurlu 101 it ' "Sd'm I , " said his mother. "And I wlsht he was to hum this minute ! It's gittln' real thick outside , an' he'd ortere his trawls sot long ago. I didn't f l to let him go anyhow wo'u I see It sed fnll'.n' weather an' the wind rlsln' . Wai , he knows all the * Is about a boat. And , as ho says , lie allus has come in , " "I guess pa's all right , ma , " eil-l Jimmy , pushing back his chair and coming and putting .his arms around hf > r neck. "Tbo sea ain't run yet that's goln' ter swamp him. " "You're ma's great boy , ain't you , Jlmm/ ? " . sold tbo llttlo woman , leaning her cheek down on the rough band , "Sho do' no * where sho'd bo 'thout you , " "An1 'thout mo ! " said Davy , his rosy face peering over the other shoulder. "An" me , ma ? " cried Johnny , springing Into her lap , while Sis ran to get there flrst. "Without any ono o' ye ! " she said , half laughing and half crying. "You'ro the best mother I got ! " cried Johnny. "I declare ! " she sold then. "You ain't half et your suppers. An' It's time the lamp was lighted. Tbo dark shuts down llko a dish-cover these dnya. If you're goln' tor sec Sis up tor St. Paul's you'd better bo off , though. An' you wait an' como home with her , Jimmy. You put on your com forter , now. You got your nr'tlcs , Sis ? Yes , I do wish your father was In. There's the light to the point blazln' up. My land ! bow its como on ter blow ! You all bo homo early , now , or I'll bo real worried. " "Don't you fret , mo , " eald Jimmy. "We'll take cnro of Sis. " "Bring her "back for n Chrls'mus present , " echoed Johnny , "We'll bo homo In time for the stockin's , " called Davo. But their gay voices came back to her on the eddy of the wind that puffed out her light ns she held tbo door open. "You go right In , ma. You'll ketch cold , " Jimmy shouted back. "And I guess that's all pa'll ketch , " Johnny added , walking backward , She watched them a moment In the twi light , trudging on with the wind behind them , ectilflng the snow , pushing ono an other , tumbling down and rolling over nnd up again nnd filling the air with tholr happy outcry. And sha shut the door and relit her lamp and wont about her tasks. But the polllty presently grew faint. "He certainly 'd orter bo in now , " she said , going ngaln and again to the window , where under her ebadlng hand the flakes whirled and soared and fell and slanted by llko spnrka of flre. "I ' ' ' do' no' . I declare I'm main frightened. I never fejt Jes' so shaky an' limp In my life , " she said. "Oh , Joe , Joe , If you don't como back " She went into the bedroom presently to flnd the stockings and as she darnnd a small hole Hho thought of Sis up at St. Paul's , caiong the green boughs , and felt a llrtle nwe as she saw her helping at llo ) larfl wreaths about the chancel , with the old aisles llko the aisles of some dim , sweet wood , all green and dark and sploy. "I guess I know how mothers feel wjien their I sons are priests , " eho said.- And then sud denly the bell rang out , the old crocked bull , giving a glad , rolling peal on the lull of the gale. "That's my Jimmy ! " she thought. "He's Jes' makln' that bell praise God ! My ! It Jes' takes mo right Inter church , ' 1th the hemlock boughs and all the woody , cool green thln's there ! " And then another bell , ono much morn close at hand , rang out llko a roaring echo , "It'e the Old South ! " she exclaimed. "I vuin , I believe them boys have dim' the Old South belfry In spite o' io ! .My1 My ! That's the North churh no. It's Hie Old- town my soul to gracious , it's both of them ! That's my Johnny then. A d that's Dave. 1 buppoao ( ho suxun'u let 'urn. an' they've got some of the other boys along. " I Precisely that had happened. For when the sexton of St. Paul's began to tell Jimmy 1 what to do the other boys crowded around , Jostling und pushing , and Jlmmy\ \ gave Johnny a kick , and Johnny transferred It to Dave , and Dave hit out all around , and a I scutrln nnd Noramble followed that would have ended In open disgrace If the sexton The 99 Cent Store Stupendous Holiday Selling of the finest Christmas stock ever opened in Omaha , Thousands who have visited out- store , inspected the stock and compared prices testify to the great advantage of buying here. latest and all If strolllnp tlirouuli tin * nlore .von sco tiling you wlsli. wo will , / } is of the design Everything new , for n reasonable amount. lny It aside and illlvoi later as you nmy direct. / / Wo atlvlM' all who can possibly do so to shop In the morning the ? at our low and popular prices. Open EYeiliflQS. earlier the butter. The crowds arc less thick tlien than during the uf- ternoons. Sale China t iV'i and Cut Glass display Slinvlncr SC < M til Cliliin , ticiv ilo- is varied and -lid' , IS ( < ; "H. grand. It speaks in * vJzt/- no uncertftin way. kinds of dolls at nil kinds of prices Largest in bulk , eyes of blue , of brown or black hair lowest in price , noil's TrtinUn , well Mint curls or ripples , or crinkles , the highest qualities TOOl CIlCHtX , IOC , All UliHln of ( in in on inn doIDc mill up. color of Jef , chestnut , or brown , creamy Iron Men in niiKliicn , 25c , 4So , Uc ( , - . " > c mill till. Rn , ] Oo , Ific mill lip. complexions Ic to $14.85. mill up to If 1,1)5. richest styles. Could more be d esired ? Dc U \Vrltlnir ' with mill Doll'ii ornnim mill ' lilncU SItoofly Sc for riillil'N mill Iron WtinroiiK , Ci r ( , Klioiiy Toilet SPN lilncUlionril OSc mid upward. nltlioiit cniioplcN , lionriln , 7. > c plmioH IMcISe mi. SoMIrr Satin nt Ilockcm for rnrrliiKi'N , . r > ir , In Krrnt vnrlely , ilcnk. In linwl IOcMe , -ISc up. mill up to 9-I.OB. -Tic , 'llo mill up. Children , 4D < w IOc , Ulc mill m > . - > lc ) 10 9.I.O.-I. ITOOll. IOc for thin Child's Rocklnir Ilorncn of nil mill cliony t'nrnot Swpcner l'"or < N with nolilicm mill klii < In , Inrec mill ninnll , Manicure I'leccn , north il.Ti- . camioiiNtc , -I8c mill up. The 99c Store. 1519-1521 Douglas St. ISe , DSc mul up to $ l4.S. cnclioe. IICMV . had not ordered them nil out and away without benefit of clergy. And nt this Jimmy , remembering 'that there were other bells In town , had hi- stantly organized several rival boll-ringing parties , and they started nt full run , to get into the meeting houses the best way they could , and moke the belfries rock and drown out St. Paul's by all the superior metal of the bigger bells ; and when cue of the lads heard the peal of the other eound out like the boom of flro bells and answered It with the peal from his own steeple tossing out upon the dark , their hearts were al most bursting with' the delight In the clash and clang and roar beating out the air .about them. "I wlsht their father was hearln * of 'em , " the mother said again , .pressing her face against the cold glass , while the snow drove by something less furiously. " 'Twould reely tickle him. It'ra. mighty pretty music. Jcs' hear the echoes ! Oh , Joe , where bo ye ! " And as the bolls pealed on she was walking up and down the llttlo hoiiEC , stopping at every turn to peer through the pane , to open the door and feel the blast , moro than once to cry out with a voice that the wind pressed back soundless - loss , making her feel her helplessness be fore the great forces of nature which he- numb and destroy , abutting the door and walking up and down again OR ulio wrung her hands , and pausing at every shudder of , aash and door tb listen. "Oh , what sort of a Chris'mus eve is this ? " she cried ! "Oh , Joe , Joe , JOB ! " But oven while tho' bells were ringing It seemed as If the wind were falling. "Jimmy said It was Jest n spit , " she murmured. 'T'raps he's right. Ono o' them quick squalls o' snow. Hut ono o' them can founder a ship taken unawares. And , oh. It must have took htm unexpected or he'd bo homo ! " What a long , interminable hour it was before the great , glad uproar of the bells WBH over ! And then presently she was sure It was time the boys and Sis were at homo , and without staying to imagine they were plunging and slipping and snow balling together on tbo way , the wind hav ing , nbotcd us suddenly as it had arisen , she felt that everything had conio to nn end , and husband and children nllko were lost to her , and full of a wild , unreasoning panic who was crying llko one possessed , when the door burnt open and u chorus of glad voices smote her sweet , oh , sweeter , clearer than the peal of nil thu bolls. Meanwhile , out In the bay , Joe had found his trawls much richer than ho had expected , and as ho was so busy in stripping them and In baiting and setting them again that ho gave little heed to the rising of the storm till Its fury was nil about him. " 'Twon't last long llko this. Them fiud- dent ones go ne they come. Jes' keep her head to the wind , " ho eald to himself , "Shb'll rldo it out. " And then the snow was wrapping him , blind nnd thick , and all nt once the dark had fallen.Vnl , " ho muttered , "If one o' them concerned big coal .steamers don't come rlppln * along I'll ' weather It , It's a tueslo , lint wo'ro good fop it ef the stick holds 'I'lcaoant' and mo. " It was a tussle. It took all his will nnd all his strength to keep the boat trimmed to meet the squall and riding on the top of the great seas that came roaring and blueing on and only just foil short of washIng - Ing over and tilling the llttlo Pleasant. And when the furious hour was past hu would have given al | his share of flsb to lie down in the bottom of the boat nnd get his nrcitth. The aeu was atlll rolling , In long swell succeeding swell , nnd the enow was falling In a thick sheet , through which not a glim mer of light penetrated only a wide , faint dimness seemed to swim up grayly from the great tops nnd hollows about him. Ho felt that the boat was drifting , but ho could not tell In what direction ; ho thought perhapn , the tide was running In , but us bo looked ] about him there was nothing by which ho i could make euro. The Ipswich light , ho' ' | fcald , ought to be just oiit here ; the revolv ing ruby and gold of the light at tbo shoals ought to be on the other band. I'lttm Island light ought to bu over his uhoulder. If ho could but ee n spark of ono of them he would know bow to shape bis course. Out j there was not a ray over all the wldo welter j of the water , through all the dim veil of the snow. Ho felt as If be had gene blind. Ho listened for the dull blare of the whist ling buoy , but the snow muffled every sound and ono wave toreed him still to another. It had grown cold. The snow stung now llko sleet. Hope nnd sail wore stiff with ico. "By George ! It'll be my winding-sheet ! " he exclaimed. And ha fell back in the boat nnd the thought of his wife's terror and grief struck him to the heart like n knife. It was Christmas eve ; nnd the children would be capering and carrying on , opening oysters on top of the stove , roasting chest nuts rind apples and looking over their shoulders for him to be coming In the door. And ho would never be coming In the door again. What would become of them ! O God ! what would become of them ! He gave a great web , a sob of pity for them and for hjmself and In the next moment ho caught his breath In an Irrepressible alarm. For here was music. Certainly , then , ho would soon bo dying , dying of the cold and etorm. They heard music when theV died. Hero It came again bells ! Ah , what a great wldo surge of sound , one moment resonant on the black air , then repeating Itself In n whisper , a sign. Again It came , a shower of tones , sklmmerlng ever the water llko a flight of gray and silver gulls ; nnd now ono strong clash and ring and roll roeo above them all the Old South bell. And with that came the steely flash of the North church bell , the hum of the old town hell , the quaver of St. Paul's ! And then the wind sung In , blowing the sweet alarm all back to shore and closing the lanes of the mist and snow through which they had sifted. And only a faint exquisite echo sighed and died away. But what matter ? Now ho knew where ho was Salisbury Sands to the left of him , old Nowbury to the right. About ship , and up sail , up sail for the channel across UK ; bar ! Slowly he brought the boat round ; here was old Nowbury now on the left ; hero was tbo North Breaker singing llko a nest of eagles , off Plum island ; yonder , on the right , roeo the screams of the great South Breaker , sucking down the Salisbury shore ; here was the. roar of the waves tumbling on the bar. A spark gleams with a wide , hazy halo through the snow. Plum Island light ! Another the Bug light , the harbor lights ! Ho knows every Inch of the way now. The channel grows clearer the Pleas ant IB good for It. He steers through foam nnd fury , ho sweeps by the Humpsands and Black rocks into stiller water , be rushes straight to tbo mooring. The children were Just knocking the snow off their feet nt the door , as he ran up from the wharf. Good was the touch of solid earth , and sweeter than any strain of music In his ears was his wife's shriek of joy , "Didn't I nay I allus come homo ? " he cried Joyously , catching her in his arms. "O , Joe ! " she sobbed. "If wo live a hun dred years , wo shan't over have such a Chrla'mus eve as this agin ! Come children , como right In out of the tmow. I guess you'va had frolic enough tonight , I S'POBC It was you rung the bells , " "You bet It was ! " sold Jimmy , unwind ing his comforter. "Wai , " said Joe , slamming the door be hind them , " 'taint often work an' piny docs the same thing , But your frolic did n lot of work tonight. Kcr ef I hadn't heard them bells , thcre'd a ben no father an' no Chris'nius In this bouse , ! Got n bow ] of coffee , wife ? George ! I could eat the hull ican-pot ) , " 80MI3 L.VTK IXVUXTIONS. Spoola of thread arc held In n convenient noultlon for use by a now bracelet , which has two Hnrlncr dins to grip the wrlct , with two HplndlcH Huppnrted end to end , to bo inI I sertwl In the holes of the spool , j Telegraph poles cun bo easily erected with | n new machine , which has a crank shaft set on the top of a long tulic , to rotate n' ' Hcrew-thriMdtyl sleeve , which projects a rod out of I be Hleeve to ralne the polo Into I u vertical jiomtloii. | To bo secured to thecelling U a handy mercantile broom-bolder with a bracket , from which depends a rod , having a neilcs of horizontal arm * radiating from the lower end , the-urnm being slotted to reccJve thu head cmUi uf the broom bundles. Fru.t Jars can be quickly and tailU- sealed , or opened by a new machine , which has two Independent levers , provided with nd- justabla collars , to engage the cover and Jar respectively , a pull on 'the levers tight ening1 the collars and turning the cover. A Chicago man has patented n musical bi cycle , which has a number of vibratory strings secured to a detachable frame , with a toothed roller revolved by the propulsion of 'the bicycle , to operate , a series of spring hammers and play tunes on the strings. A Now York woman has designed a fastener for veils , comprising n double- ended wire loop , with prongs at the center to attach It to the hut or hnlr , safety pins being provided with hooks to engage the loop nfter the pins are Inserted In thu veil. To harden the- plaster rapidly after an Im pression la taken for a set of teeth nn Im proved dental Impression tray Is provided with a hollow under portion , with pipes at tached for connection with the water fau cet , to circulate cold water around the tray. Two -Minnesota men have patented an In- I datable tube for Insertion In a chair rocker , tbo underside of the latter belnpr hollowed out for the Insertion of the empty tube , which Is then Inllate/d / and bulges out be neath the rocker to form a cushion for the chair. In 11 new street-sweeping machine , to bo operated by one man , there Is a shaft sup ported on two small Wheels to carry a brush frame , with a receptacle balancing the brush and the two- handles at the rear by which the brush Is pushed along- the pavement. A detachable tie retainer has been de signed for use with plain collar buttons , a Hat piece of metal being slotted through the center , with an enlargement nt ono end for the Insertion of the head , the ends of the device being bent over to form an open loop. Gas burners can be lltted with eleotrlc Ig niters without the necessity of wiring the whole house by using nn Illinois man's at tachment , comprising a metallic casing adapted to encircle the chandelier and con tain the battery and Induction cell , which are connected to the Igniter for use. A combined lightIncreasingdevice and smoke bell for Incandescent gaslights Is formed of two conical sections of mica Joined together by braces , the under ono being open at the center nnd resting on the top of the chimney to obstruct the passage of the heat and Increase the com bustion. Have you tried Old Quaker Rye ? Till : OM-n.MI2HS. Adolph von Plchlor , the Tyrolese poet , has Just celebrated his eightieth birthday. He Is hard nt work upon a complete edition of his wrltlnsp. Isaac \Vardwcll and his twin sls'er , .Mrs. W. U. Hoyt , of Stamford , Conn. , celebrated the eighty-fourth anniversary of their birth at .Mre. Hoyt's rcrtclcnco Ueceinber 10 , They urn uf the sixth Konciullon of the family who luivo lived In Stamford , Jlr. Wnrilwell has lived practically ull the time in Stamford. In the matter of continuous service as an editor , perhaps A , 1-3. Uurr of the Hartford ( Conn. ) TlnuH \ the oldest In the country. .Mr. Burr purclmstd an Interest In the Weekly Times Hxty-one years ago January 1 next and turned It Into n dally two yiars later. Since his lirut connection with the paper ho has had editorial control and Is Htlll In nctlvo service , bearing well his SI years. 13r. Charles F. H. AVIIIoghs of Doyles- town , O , , who in the oldest practicing phy sician In the Buckeye state , celebrated bis ninety-sixth birthday recently nnd Is Htlll so well preserved that he has good reason to hope for the completion of H century. Very lew of the mule members of his fam ily nave died before attaining the age of Wj and his grandfather lived until be wuu to- ' . Ambrose Ilanchett of Mayvllle , N. 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Thousands have tried from tlm Imme morial to discover some efficacious remedy for wrinkles and other Imperfections of the complexion , but none had yet succeeded un til the Misses Belf , tbo now famous Com plexion Specialists , of 78 Fifth avenue , New York City , offered the public their wonder- Tul Complexion Tonic. The reason so many [ ailed to make this discovery before Is plain , because they have not followed the right principle. Halms , Creams , Lotions , etc. , I never have a tonic effect upon the skin , bonce the failure. The MISSES I3RM./S COMPLEXION TONIC has a most cxhlllaratlng effect upon the cuticle , absorbing and carrying off all Impurities which the blood by Its natural i kctlon is constantly forcing to the surface of Iho skin. It Is to the skin what a vltnllz- j Ing tonic Is to the blood and nerves , n kind I fcf new life that Immediately exhilarates and itrengthens wherever applied. Its tonic ef fect is felt almost Immediately and it speed ily banishes forever from the skin freckles , pimples , blackheads , moth patches , wrinkles , liver spots , roughness , olllnesa , eruptions and dlscoloratlons of any kind. In order that all may bo benefited by their Oreat Discovery tbo Mlnse Dell * will , dur ing the present month , give to all callers nt their parlors one trial bottle of tholr COON plexlon Tonic absolutely free , and in ordoU that these who cannot call or lire awar from New York may bo benefited they will send one bottle to any address , all charged prepaid , on receipt of 25 cents ( stamps or silver ) to cover coat of packing and deHyar- Ing. The price of this wonderful tonlo U 11.00 per bottle and this liberal offer ehouia be embraced by all. The Mlesrs Hell have Just published their NEW nOOIC , "SEOIIKTS OP DBAUTY. " This valuable work Is frco to all destrlne It. Tbo book treats exhaustively of the Import- aiico of a good complexion ; tolls how ij woman may acquire beauty and ke p It. Special chapters on tbo care of the hair ; how to have ruxurlant growth ; nannies * methods of making tbo hair preserve it * natural beauty and color , even to advanced age. Also Instructions how to banish superfluous hair from the face , neck and arms without Injury to the skin. This book will be mailed to any address on request. rilEB Trial Bottles of Wonderful Com- plexlon Tonic free at parlors or 2C cento ( cost of packing and mailing ) to those at distance. Correspondence cordially solicited , dress , THE M-ISSES BELL , 78 Fifth Av. . , New Yoru Cltyi The Misses Dell's Toilet Preparations are for sale In this city bf * KUHN & COMPANY The Reliable Prescription Pharmacists , Pole Agents. 15th and Douglas Streets. Every Parrot Guaranteed to Talk. Mexican Redhead Parrots , lie' nnlng to talk , ? C ; la'klng , $7 CO. 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