THE OMAHA DAILY BEE. SUNDAY , DECEMBER 17 , 18JM ) . OMAHA SUNDAY BEB , E. : , Editor. PUBLISHED EVUIlY MOItNING. TEHMS OK SUBSCRIPTION" . Dally Wed ( without Sunday ) , Ono Year.JS.W Dally Bee. and .Sunday , One Year. . . . . . . . 8.00 Dally , Sunday dml Illustrated , Ono \ ear 8.23 Sunday und Illustrated , Ono Year z.-s Illustrated Bed , On * Ye.tr , 2'$2 $ Hunday Btc , One Year J-gJ Saturday Bcc Ona Year , . . . I. ? Weekly Bee , Ono Year < OFFICES. Omaha : The Bee Building. . _ , „ „ „ South Omaha ! City Hall Building , Twenty-fifth and N Streets. Council Bluffs : 10 Pearl Street. Chicago : 1610 Unity Building. Now York : Temple Court. Washington : 501 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed : Omana Bee , Editorial Department , BUSINESS LETTERS. ' Business letters and remittance"houia he addressed : The Bco Publishing Com- liany , Omalm. 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Subscribed and sworn before me this 1st day of December , A. D. 1S99. M. B. HUNGATE , ( Seal. ) Notary Public. It. turns out that Philadelphia Is not so slow after all. _ _ _ _ _ , honors arc card-tnbfa phrase - , To UKO a cany unions the Hritish gonornta lir South Africa. Com Paul KrURcr will probably cat KngllRh plum pudding for Ills Christ- inns dinner this year. 'The Sunday school truant olllcor finds himself out of employment as the time for Christmas trues approaches. The llocrs do not seem to need the sympathy of any other people , ex pressed in resolutions or otherwise , just itow. * " " i * " Up to the present time the liners do much in the Uot appear to have lost shell * "game bolng played-over in , South Africa. , ' ' ? ftp = ss ' T , . - America extends grepllug'"U | " \\valtliur llii'usor , the newly-clouted president of the SwiSH republic , the freest govern ment in the Old World. The next republican untioUal conven tion will properly be held In the City of Brotherly Love , because the conven- 'ttcm Itself will be a lov.c feast. - The local popocratlc organ IR much more interested at present In seeing Allen occupy an unobstructed seat In the'senate than It was a few days ago. General'iBuller Appears to have been tackled fo'fr TV loss when he'tried an end nin. It Is stilt his ball , but he Is likely tp be forced to'1 kick to keep away a sftfcty. , . It turns out that C.oloncl Bryan's tel- egninrqr congratulation , to Colonel Goc- bel wnV p.renmturc. The only way for Goebel' to' get even Is to c&ugratultite Brynn no > v.on , his election as president ' * In 1000. ' . The war In" outli Africa has Inter rupted thn shipmeJU of. South African wool to tl ! 'iCuropcau markets. Tills opens up another ylsta In which the American fanner mny'doe some bencllts accruing from tJils deplprable conflict , The bi'iiate has put a damper on the aspirations of several Montana pe&plo AVUO lioped , tor visit the capital at the expense of the government In thu lark senatorial Investigation. If any junkets are to be taken the senators will take them themselves. The senate will take up the Sanioan treaty first. Of all 1hc documents before It of International Importance It Is meet and proper this sllo\tld \ have right of Way. The senate realizes that the de termination of 'thu status of Consul General Osborn of Hlalr has llrst claim upon Its deliberations. If Agniiiuldo never took his mother's advice-before he shonhrheed.lt now. She says that ho Is lining misled by self-seekers who till his head with Ideas of the grandeur and' glory ho will achieve by being an Insurgent chief. Hlie adds that he ought , to emit and go The Bro today consists of three sec tions , making thirty-two pages. With The Illustrated Bee It weighs ir little over one-half pound and for mailing' purposes will tliert'foro require 't cents postage. In sending It to your friends be sure to alllx the iiocwsary stamp and avoid Its detention In the post- A federal judge In Colorado has de cided , that tlii ! copyright law docs not protect photographs of natural scenery or other objects not the product of the a Hint's originality. The photographer who wnu ttt to copyright such pictures will have to work up plates of the fuko order hi the line of the composites with which the public Is periodically ! buncoed. It takes art lo make them and they can be copyrighted. LKT HIM COMB /M K. 0. M. Hitchcock , who Is < nld to be sUted for appointment to the neat In the United States senate vacated by the deiith of Sena tor Hayward , has Just turned 40. He Is a native of this city and It nfts here he re ceived his curly education. Mr , Hitchcock was formerly ft republican , but left that party thirteen years ago. Thus reads one of the self-laudatory telegrams sc it out from Omaha to east ern papers during the recent canvass for the senatorial vacancy. In It Is con tained a suggestion upon which The Bee hastens to act , especially In view of the candid confcssbn of Mr. Hitch * cock In his paper declaiming his deep disappointment and the keen pangs left by the sting of democratic Ingratitude. The Bee extends to him a cordial In vitation to retrace the step he teeM thir teen years ago and to ri-jolii the reputy- llcan party. The republican party has Its doors al ways open for sincere converts , no mat ter what may haVc been the cause of their dissatisfaction with former party adulations. There are some who wiy that Mr. Hitchcock was never more than half a democrat , and If this Is HO It should be all the more easy for him to break the tics that bind him to that party and take a place again in the ranks of the political organization under whoso protecting Influence he was born and raised. Such a return to the republican party would have precedents that ought to weigh well with Mr. Hitchcock. Ills father was elected to the United States senate by the votes of democratic mem bers of the legislature , but had no scrupulous compunctions against can celling the obligations Incurred for his democratic support and allying himself with the republican majority In order to share the loaves and llshes of presidential patronage. After inherlt- Ing the patrimony thus accumulated by his paternal ancestor , G. M. Hitchcock ' .himself , even after - DC hoisted 'the Hag'of party * Independence , never hesitated about changing the policy of his paper for a consideration at a mo ment's notice. On the money- question , for example , all he need do Is to realllrm the pronouncements he made as Into as 1S1K5 against 10 to 1 free silver coinage as no less than robbery and admit that he was misled from the path of soilnd currency by the fascinating fallacies of sjlver sophistry and the alluring tink ling of mine-owners' coin" Invested in soggy World-Herald stock. By this time lie must see also that fusion democracy holds nothing in store for him that can not be more quickly won under the republican standard , and we Insist that in the republican ranks the disappointed aspirant for senatorial honors will not suffer as much pain from the sting of Ingratitude as he has been forced to endure in the fusion fold. The vilest sinner may see the error of his ways and repent and the most hidebound fnslonlst may have the scales of Ignorance raised by the llghfof rea son. Let Mr. Hitchcock come back to the republican party. The Bee stands ready to welcome Oils return and as sure him In advance that It will mip- < port him for the city.council again , a.i It > has In the past ; If ho will ronly rim1 as a candidate again on' the republican ticket. Let him come buck. ESOLAXD SEKKIKU GULl ) . iThe financial demands of the South African war , already very heavy and promising to be enormously Increased , for It Is now apparent that the conflict will be protracted , are compelling Kng- laiul to replenish its gold resources and It hopes to do this largely if not wholly from the United States. Indeed there Is no other country to which It can look for any considerable help In this direc tion , with the exception of France. It Is stated that the Bank of Kngland has looked everywhere In the world for the means of Increasing its gold supply. Germany 1ms little If ni v gold to spare ; the Dutch , or'at least the Dutch gov ernment , need'all their gold ; Austria Is not through with the work of estab lishing the single gold basis ; Uussa | is a borrower. Thus the United States and Krancc alone among the Important commercial nations am | n a condition ' to supply Kngland with gold and this c6untry having a larger stock than any other of the yellow metal , nearly $1,000,000,000 , in naturally looked to for supplying most of the demand. Extra ordinary Inducements are offered by the Bank of England for American gold. A considerable amount was shipped from New York yesterday , but It would . ; seem that American bankers are In no' ' hurry to satisfy the English demand , I perhaps from the belief that bi'ttci' terms will bo offered. Of course their lhst ; consideration IK profit , sentiment playing no part In the business. There Is an abundance of gold In the Vn\v York banks , but there Is no anxiety to part with It except at a piollt and the opportunity for Its prollttible em ployment Is presented In the English demand. How much gold can be sent abroad without unfavorably affecting the home money market Is 11 question , the 'answer to which 'perhaps depends somewhat upon the policy of the treas ury. It is said that Secretary Gage has been urged to buy more bonds , but he Is not likely to do this unless there would be some advantage in It to the govern ment or the exigencies of the domestic money market Imperatively call for nld from the national treasury. This may happen In the event of the Bank of England offering such tempting terms for the loan of gold as American bank ers would feel they could not JudlolouHly reject. Meanwhile the liniiiu'lnl situation In England must Inevitably become more strained , with more or long serious consequences - sequences to Its internal business and Its foreign commerce. If the Uimncla ! requirements of the government shall continue to he MI large as to Interfere with British manufacturers and merchants - chants obtaining an ample supply of money at low rates British trade will suffer. . If that experience comes there will be a most vigorous demand for settling the conflict In South Afitca on | almost any terms , Already England has been huvt | luuncaly ! ) and commer cially and If the war should bo pro tracted a year or even six months the cost to her will be nearly If not quito as much as her South African poshes- slons arc worth. It Is a bitter and a humiliating les son the British are having 4n South Africa. They went Into the war believ ing that the task of conquering the Boers would be brief and comparatively easy. A few unimportant reverses at the outset were looked for , but It was | Inconceivable to most Englishmen that I the undisciplined Dutchmen , com manded by men assumed to have 111 * Me knowledge of military science and the art of war , could withstand the strategy of British olllcers and the dis cipline of Brltjili soldiers. They knew that the Boers were brave and deter mined , but they thought little of their ability to plan and prosecute a cam paign , That they have shown thuniselvcs in the latter respect at least equal If not superior to the British no one will ques tion who has followed the course of the war. While numerous iitul most serious mistakes have been made by the British commanders , no Important blunder has been made on the part of the Boers. They have not only sustained their character as courageous and persistent fighters , but they have demonstrated that as tacticians they are quite able to cope with their foe. The reverse suffered by General Bui- , ler , thought to be perhaps the ablest military man In England , is a severe blow to British pride and prestige and Is not unlikely to result in Increasing the dinicultles for Great Britain In South Africa. Another such blow would almost certainly result In a re volt of the Dutch In Cape Colony. It has'fully aroused England to a com- prehension of the formidable diameter of the work it has in huml and of the necessity of putting forth its best ef forts. Its effect upon the Boers must be to intensify their zeal and deter mination. * S3V1TB UMVKIISITY fc'A'/VfAS/OlY. In his annual report to the Board of Begents of the Nebraska State university - , sity Acting Chancellor Bcssey brings in a novel feature In the form of a ioc- onimendation that plans be laid 110.11 now on with a view to removing the university from its present outgrown site to a tract in the suburbs of Lin coln known as the University farm. It is the acting chancellor's idea that , while this change tould not be brought about completely in the next few years , it must take place eventually and tit least before the institution passes an other quarter-century mark of Its ca reer. It is doubtful if the suggestion made in tills report will meet with a hearty response cither from the taxpayers of Nebraska or the patrons of the univer sity. Willie It will be readily conceded that the university will require a con stantly increasing plant to'meet the de mand of Increased attendance and more exacting work it Is questionable whether such a radical departure la warranted , even In contemplation' . All of the present buildings of the univer sity , with one or two exceptions , should be serviceable for classroom and lab oratory work for many years to come. The new library building , erected at a cost of over $100,000 , was planned with a view to permanency and Is In a large part of fireproof construction. Even now the university Is expending appro priations voted by the legislature upon buildings upon the -present campus , whereas If ultimate removal were In view it would be. foolish to invest any more money than is absolutely neces sary on the existingstructures. . If Lincoln were a large and rapidly growing city whose population was pressing irresistibly upon the space oc cupied by the university and left it no room to expand , the removal projected might have some excuse. As It Is , however , we believe it would be far cheaper for the state and more satisfac tory to the university for the board to figure upon securing additional land adjoining the present campus and erecting - ing there whatever new buildings may be needed us a part -of.the present group. While there are advantages In isolated college buildings removed from the busy thoroughfares of city life , there are also disadvantages as much to be considered. .What hurts the university at Lincoln more than its crowded quarters Is the fact that It is in such close proximity to other state Institutions , such as the insane asylum and the penitentiary. If we are to plan for the removal of any part of the. state Institutions now located at the capital It will be far bet ter to take the state prison away and put It In some obscure corner of the commonwealth and give theuniversity , as the cap-stone of our public school system , free scope for expansion , not only physically , but also mentally and morally , AMKHIOjlN I'liOtJlimS IK flKUMANV. In his annual message President Mo- Ivlnley suggested that congress author ize an invitation to Germany , In con nection with the pending reciprocity negotiations , for thn constitution of a Joint commission of scientific exports and practical men of affairs to conduct a searching investigation of food pro ducts and exportation In both countries and report to their respcctjvo loglslu- turch for the adoption of such remedial mcasuics ns they might recommend for either , Iln thought thai thus the way might be opened for the two govern ments to act In common accord toward the rcallnition of their common pur pose to sufcguuid the public health and to Insure the purity and wholesomeness of 'all food products Imported by either country from the other. It Is probable that congrons will act fuvprably upon this suggestion and if ! so doubtless the German government will accept the Invitation. Indeed It could lint very well decline to do to , since that would distinctly Imply an unwillingness to meet the matter fairly and a disposition to maintain the exist | ing discrimination against American products , Another consideration which ( , would go far to Impel the acceptance of such an Invitation from this covern- meiit Is tlie fact that recently German experts Iiavo given testimony favorable to out' product ? ! . The delegates to the iMilladclplila exposition from Germany found noOiltig 111 their Investigations Hero to Justify the policy of Germany toward the products of thl country. One of them. In an address before the Society wf "Merlin Merchants and Manu facturer. * , wild that he had witnessed the Inspection of. meat In Chlcauo and f-nlnd It as thorough ns It could be. In regard to AmoHcun fruit , Dr. Dohrn , a German expert of high standing , says Hint owing lo i-llmatlc differences between tweentiio 'United States and Germany , partlcuhlily the American winters , American lusrcts cannot spread In Ger many. This eminent authority de- cln.rcd that "since our government ex perts themselves now acknowledge that the rfcale cannot spread hero , It Is high time to aboljsh measures that are stilt enforced against American fruit , measures which lighten the price , " and he expressed the hope that If the Im perial government of its own accord will not stop this nuisance that the Hclehstag will. The suggestion of the president should further assure4 tlie German government of the earnest desire of the United States to proinote better trade relations between the tw < j countries. There is in the course of Germany much to jus tify n retaliatory policy on tlie part of this country , hut what Is desired is an understanding that will remove all com mercial friction and free the trade be tween Hie. t'\yo countries from every unfair and unreasonable restriction or discrimination. There Is reason to be lieve that If the president's suggestion were curried out It would greatly help toward bringing about this desirable re sult. run WITH AAD > ; \fMi\.soA' . The recent declaration of Governor Jones of Arkansas In favor of territorial expansion has elicited so much favor able comment In the south as to indicate that there is a great deal of this senti ment in that section and it is probably growing.- The leading , democratic paper of Arkansas cordially endorses the position of the governor , saying that ills views are in line with those of the business men of that section , "who be- lleVe that the south will be more bene fited than any other portion of the country by the United States holding on to the sovereignty of tlie Philippines. " It declares Unit "the south is no longer blindto Its own interests and when public sentiment is fully developed it will be found tliot this section Is pro nouncedly In favor of retaining the Phil ippines and all other newly acquired territory in the Pacific. " There are a. number of other Influential papers in the south that favor expansion , as well as .some jfrominont statesmen , among them Senator Morgan of Alabama and Senator Lindsay of Kentucky. It Is a business question in the south add concerns chiefly the great staple of that section , cotton. It is believed that the retention of the Philippines and the enlargement of our trade in the far east which that Is expected to promote would greatly add to the demand for American cotton and there are very good reasons for tills view. Our trade in cotton tex tiles .with north China has been growing rapidly during the last few years. As recently us 1805 o\ir \ whole exports of cotton cloth to China were only . ' )5,000- ) 000 yards. In the hist fiscal year the exports of cotton goods to China amounted to 221,000,000 yards , which wn n gain of 70 per cent on tlie amount ' of 'the previous year. Tills trade Is still advancing and in the opinion of some who have studied the matter we have as yet merely scratched the surface. One writer on the subject says : "The consumption of raw cotton per inhabi tant of these United States was reck oned In 180S at twenty-live pounds per annum. If the riilnamen ever attain that standard , as they might readily do were their purchasing power equal to their desire to possess an abundance of what'is practically the only material of their clothing , they would require to moot their demands some 17,300,000 bales of cotton a year , or very consider ably more than the total annual product of the world , The potentialities of the demand fov our cotton textiles in the Chinese market are thus virtually boundless. " It Is the promise thus held out of vastly Increasing the demand for American cotton In China that is cre ating sentiment in the south favorable to holding the Philippines and has moved many of the commercial bodies of tlint section to declare for expan sion. There a'c other Interests In the south which oppose tlie policy , as the J sugar , tobacco and rlco producers , but these 'are' greatly outweighed by the cotton-producing Interest , which Js the j j chief source of southern Industry and commerce. The' fooling was expressed by a southern cotton manufacturer who said "that If wo arc to hold the Chinese market there ar6 not enough mills In the' south , but that If wo are to lose it there are already too many. " Such arguments | 1 guments cannot fall to Impress n people ple who are eager for industrial ad vancement and who are depondenl for tills chiefly upon securing markets for their staple products. It remains to bo seen what will be | the political effect In the south of the ' expansion sentiment. This Is likely to find Its first manifestation In the demo cratic national convention of next year. The two republican presidents loiioml- natoil in eastern cities were both reelected - elected Lincoln "rononilnatod at Balti more and Grant at Philadelphia. The fact that McKlnloy will bo ronomlnatcd lium eastern city next Juno will also Insure re-election , although them are also plenty of other auguries for bis retention In the White House after 11101. The assistant attorney gtuier.il , who piosccutod the Addystono Pipe trust case to a , Hiic.cc'-sful conclusion , given , II as his unqualified opinion that under the dcclblou of Urn supreme court the Sherman anti-trust law Is ample In Its provisions to suppress every Illegitimate trust engaged in Interstate commerce. As the law" was of lepubllcnn ollpln , passed by n republican congress and fought through the courts by n repub lican administration , a largo amount of popocratlc thunder Is rendered useless for campaign purposes next year. Every Christian home In the union will learn of D wight L. Moody's hopeless - less condition with keenest regret. Few men in this genor.itIon have won a warmer place in the hearts of the Amer ican people. Ho has worked unremit tingly for the betterment of his fellows and bis Intluonco seemed to grow and spread with the lapse of years. Ho may live a few years , but Ills activities seem to have closed. History will ac cord to Mr. Moody one of the highest places among the world's greatest evangelists. Cablegrams from Manila make clear tlie fact that the American army is pounding the life out of the Filipino agitators who once were filled with the Idea that they could trifle with American troops as they did with the Spanish army. When General Otis gets through with tlie Insurgents there will not be a corporal's guard with stamina enough left to do mischief , and the na tive agitators will hesitate a long time before they begin a war upon an Amer ican army. Having tried with satisfactory results American locomotives and American steel rails Hussla now proposes to try to Induce Americans to come over and make them in the land of the czar. The idea Is good so far as it goes , but to attain ! tain the perfection reached in this country Russia needs the skilled me chanics which build them and these are not likely to give up homes In a free country to migrate to a land of prac tical absolutism. General Wood starts in with his as sumption of authority in Cuba with everything favorable. Personally pop ular with the Cubans , lie has the added advantage which the president's mes sage gives them that ultimate independ ence is In store for the Island. The people ple of the United States can confidently expect , therefore , that the beginning of the end of the difficulties in Cuba is at huiid. Now It is Persia which appeals to the generosity of tlie American people for food to save Its starving thousands. The United States Is a land of plenty which even in Its worst days does not know so much destitution as exists at all times in the old world ) and especially in Asia. The famished hand of suffer ing humanity bus never been extended to America In vain. Defective informations are becoming altogether too common In the criminal court. Men charged with crime should bo brought to trial on the merits of the case and if our popocratlc county attor ney docs not know enough to draw up an information which will hold water an assistant should be provided for him who can. It would save the taxpayers money. A Scheme Tlint Failed. Wauhlngton Post. Those American drummers who claim to have been suspected of being Boer eples were unable to work the press reporters to the extent of securing mentl&ns of their spe cial lines at goods. TnUc n. llnndt Minneapolis Journal. Some of the wealthy senators are the fol lowing : Depew , $2,000,000 ; Clark , $50,000- OllO ; Hanna , 112,000,000 ; Elklns , $7,000,000 ; Jones of Nevada , $10,000,000Proctor ; , $3,000- OCO ; Kean of New Jersey , $5,000,000 ; I'latt , $ ; ,000,000 ; Stewart , $2,000.000. How would you Hlte to elt In at "a llttlo game" with this crowd ? Gooil ChriMtiiinifiri. . Philadelphia Ledger , By January 1 , 1900 , It Is estimated , more than 160kOOO cotton mill operatives In the United States will bo receiving advanced wages. This is good Christmas news ; but I where Is the money to pay them coming . from ? From Europe and Asia , both of which j I arc fending vast sums to this country , and | out of the ground. The report of the dlri'c- tor of the mint shous that the total produc tion of gold alone Is now about $400,000,000 a year , and that the United States produces a good share of It. The country Is growing richer , both relatively and absolutely , and Is , therefore , able to pay Its workers better wages. Hnckliuiip of the Ilt-tmlilli * . Cincinnati Commercial. * It will surprlso most people to learn Hint the bank depositors In this country number more than 13,000,000. This Is n doubling In ICSH than ten years , though the Increano hi population has not been more than 15 or IS per cent In the same time. If this doesn't show that the poor are growing richer noth ing does , for the average deposit Is email , More than that , It shows that every family , or almost every family , estimating that there are 15,000,000 families In the country , In a depositor In a national , state or saving bank. It Is a thing to bo proud of and something that shows the tremendous strength and wealth of the United States. Utah I'rktfor I'liollliCiililf. . lluffalo KxnrcvR. nut why must a Pacific cable coat evoa $8,500,000 ? The first cable across the At- lantlc rce > t but $485 a mile , except for the bhoro ends , which cost $1,200 a mile , Tim . total ccfit of the cable wag $ J,25G,250 , The i total expenditures of the company up to four , months after the first message had been neat , were $1,834,600. The length of the Pacific cable recommended by Secretary Root would be 7,493 miles. An appropriation of $8fiOO- 000 would , therefore , mean a cost of over $1,000 a mile , or more than double what ( ho filBt Atlantic cable cost In the experimental of coble laying , It would seem that might wisely Investigate the whole subject before appropriating for any cable. Look Out for the Providence Journal , Orncral Otis' reportu of the army casual ties In the Philippines show that a prolific cause of death In that class of dloase which proceeds from neglect of dietary precau tions. In a trying climate like that of Lufn It U especially necessary to ce careful what one eats and drinks and to have regard for the laws of nature ; hut In a ] eea degree the came nccerelty exists In the temperate tone. The sum total of happiness In the United States would b visibly Increaied If every- bidy lock earn to eat only auch food en as'fts with him and to keep regular hours. U > * i- pepsla tmi long been called the national malady , but It ) a lerw often feinted out that In I'l train cimc other and more grievous bodily cv } " . j-ici/i\ii / SHOTS AT TIIIJ rci.riT. Cincinnati Commercial : One of the lead ing IlAptlxt chnrches In Brooklyn Is to have a roof garden , or open-air nudltorlum , whtro I service * cnn bn held during the hot summer months. The idea Is A Rood one , and no doubt the Innovation -will be followed by other churches In the near future , Chicago Chronicle : Hence wo arc In clined to believe that the splrltunl Ubors of Hev. J. J. Axtell of Royal Oak , Mich. , will be greatly expedited and nld6d by his physical I ical prowess. When he donned flve-ouncs gloves nd entered the ring with a man of sin who scoffed at sacred things he at , J once rose greatly In the estimation of hlo antagonist and of the other revlltra who , had questioned his courage. And \\hcn he \\nlloped the man of sin In five busy rounds dealing out swings , Jabs , hooks and up- ] 1 percuts In the most approved sclc'iitlfl ; 1 [ fashion It Is perfectly safe to say that his adversary shared the sentiment of C load Damns. The dullest of men nrp susceptible I to the argument conveyed by a licking. Indianapolis Nens : In Logansport there seems to bo a rivalry among the preachers to attract largo congregations and It Is said that they have Adopted means to tills end , among them the selection of a scrlc ! of "catching" topics. In this way one clergy man has announced a sermon "for men only. " 'He will then have a service "for Women only. " The obvious resemblance of' this kind of notice to things of less sweH- ness and light need only bo alluded to. With full credit for the purity of purpose that animates preachers In using this kind of announcement to attract' popular nitonj tlon , wo cannot help but feel that there Is something of the kind of zeal In It that cats one tip. AVc can hardly Imagine the Master doing so. Medical Record : It Is somewhat of a surprise to learn that a first-class clergyman In n country town averages only from $500 to $800 as yearly salary , while those In the largo cities arc not enough above those figures to make up the relative differences In Incidental expenses of living. The latter amounts are sold to range from $1,000 to $1,200 yearly. Certainly the average doctor must do much bettor than this , otherwlsj ho must cither run In debt or look for some other occupation. If the doctor In practice must ninko any living at all he Is bound to calculate on a sum cue-third more and perhaps double that which the preacher can got. We arc now speaking of the average man In both professions , It being well known that special ( -kill and recognized ability In rather calling , always command proportionately IncrcascJ re muneration. I'KHSOXAI , AXD OTIIKHWISK. "He as has , gits. " There Is Senator De- pew , who has just gathered In a legacy of $200,000. Whiskey Is said to bo worth $5 a bottle In Ladysmlth. Harrlsmlth should go to the relief of his girl. Ono thing may bo said to the credit of General Gatacre. Ho did not got It where White did In the Nek. "What shall we eat ? " is a question seri ously discussed In Boston. Oh , sacred cod fish , Oh , mirthful bean , how have the mighty fallen ! The Jersey dleslplo of Syndicate Miller bears the expressive name of Roper. His victims did not tumble until his supply of gold bricks was exhausted. Boston's genius who worked the neighbor hood with a scheme to extract gold from sea water has done a similar job la Ens- land , and his harvest Is equally profitable. Somebody has dlsaovercd that General Joubert of the Boer army served , under Stonewall Jackson In the Civil war. Very likely. Joubert can fight as eloquently as he praye. Six five-grain capsules of sand after every raenl Is prescribed for Chlcagoans who have troubles of 'their own. This Is the first Intimation the country has bad of Chicago being short on sand. The Philadelphia Record handsomely scoops Its contemporaries by putting on the market the first almanac r > f the season. It Is chuck full of useful Information , quite valuable for reference. It la not probable that all British officers who planned to cat Christmas -dinner In Pretoria will reach there on time. They will be represented In sufficient number to lend gaiety to the feast. WOMEN AS WAfJU HAIUVKItS. Their HoiieNtv nnil CnpncHy .Shown In the ( foveriinient .Service. Wnshlneton Post. The periodical crusade against women wage-earners has commenced. The cru- sadnrs , led by the brilliant but erratic John J. Ingalls , say many mean things , but admit that the "new woman Is hero to stay. " A growing sentiment has been manlfceted In the government departments to replace the women employes with men , on the ground that those of the male persuasion arc. more efficient and attentive to duty. The ar guments are divided Into two classes , thoje based on sentiment and so-called sociology , wherein It IB claimed that women displace their natural protectors In a field where they should be the consumers and men the producers , and , second , thnt-c which urge the physical and mental uufitnes of omen for the places they ocupy. Sociology Is n science only when ques tions nro viewed from all standpoints and treated \\ltli careful deliberation. It Is ground from which rhetoricians and f > oph- Ists should hold aloof , clso It becomes merely a svnonym for specious argument and ( lory declamation. Important facts are treated as exceptions , when In truth they constitute the bulk of the evidence. One of the muln points 'urged In the appointment of the average woman Is that she Is obliged to sup port herself. Too often , the plea IB made that the "natural protector" has failed In his trust , or that the woman Is obliged to au tumn ; the burdpn of caring for her family on account of the lllnesb or death of the line uhoso sex entitled him to bo consld- eicd the head of the household , "Tho now woman Is here to stay , " How absurd Is this hard-wrung admission ! The "now woman" Is a rarity among the gov ernment clerks , She may be there , but wo have never seen her , Mcst of tbo latter hnvo "natural protectors" and have becojno "now women" because they have the time to Indulge themselves In the luxury. These who are In the service of the government am too busy to attend to anything besides their Immediate duties. Do women make efficient employes ? That should be the muln consideration with the department officials , Arc they honest , I capable and Industrious ? Han the mason- , line sex a corner on all these qualification * ? The woman embezzler or defaulter Is prac tically unknown , yet women occupy position * of ( rust , anil their needs and opportunities 1'avo afforded the aamo temptatlonu OH lu men. Regarding the ncaro of efficiency , they hnve shown capability In every line of buul- nesu , manifesting sagacity , judgment ami coiiHclcntlotm adherence to duty , When U cornea to the question of Industry , they have uhowii themeplvcn the superior of thu mas culine BOX , No employment has been too menial tu be Ignoble , and the fidelity with which they have performed their tasks has hcoti nothing short of horolam. When a woman becomes u competitor In tl'o ' field of labor the probably cannot ask chlvalrlo consideration. Dill she IB entitled to Justice. Merit should be the only quali fication and ( il < e should bo required to pass no tret no * Imposed on tbo male appllraut. Tbcro are women and women , just an there uro men and men , and ( ho tame iqotlvo thoulcl guldo In the Belocllon of all , regard- leas of ccx. HI.ASTS niOM HAM'S itouv. Toll IR the toll nt the gate to SIICCCM. 1'ovcrty nnd piety hro not synonymous. The love of the law Klvca true liberty in life. There can hover be a ( at life on a lean aotll , ' . ' The most contaglqus.dlscftscs arc those ol tho'hcart. No man la so weak you can afford to op- pro > s him. Ambition jumps hgh ) , but deco not nlnayi land right. You cannot pray for others till you feel with them. No man is strong enough to do wrong with Impunity , The , man who .starts , to -nowhere , v\111 usually get tbcrcj. , ; He who honsts'of a good deed shows ; ' that he Is not used to them. You cannot calculate the warmth of a flr < by the crackling it makes. DOMKSTIC 1'I.UAHA.NTUins , Ulbliinciml Dlnpatch : Mrx. Peppers Don't you fret ho about burglars , John. AII > mail thnt thlnkn he can steal Into this house niul walk nwny with nny of my be longings don't know whnt he's got to Ideal with. j Mr. Peppers K ho did , Mnrthy , he'd ' never try. t , I Chicago P6at : "What Is a coqijotte , I impA ? " she nskiMl HH who looked up from hci book. "A coquottp , " replied the old gantlcmnn. "In a , girl who KCH ( lots of admiration anil j imry'a husband. " ; Chicago PoMt : "My love for you , " he mild to the homely helresh , "Is Ilko this ring. " "How sweet ! " she exclaimed. "You mean it has no end. " "Precisely , " ho said , nml then he added under his breath just to square himself with his conscience ; "and no beginning. " Cleveland Plain Uc-alor : "Sop here , my clilUl , " what do yon Know about this young man ? " 1 know the only thing I care to know. " "And what's thnt ? " "That ho Is unmarried. " Chicago Tribune : "Thin IB Mrs. Gush- lelsh'S portrait , Ix It ? " wild the caller. "I should hardly have recognized It. The chin doesn't look at all like here. " "Perhaps , " suggested the husband ot Mrs. Gitftlilrlgh , "you htxVo never seen her cliln lii repose. " Detroit Free Press : "I couldn't stand her father ; he was ovorlastlnBly talking " nhop. ' "rolling you about his prosperity lu bus- IlK'S.i ? " "No ; talking : to mo about thn business ho "thought 1 ought tp get Into. " Indianapolis Journal : "My wife seldom cals brenkfaxt with me. " "Why Is that ? " . "Uy the tlino-Hho has miccccdi-d In mak ing me get up Flm Is so worn out .she has tu KO back to bed. " f : SCHOOL IJAYS. John G. Whlttler. Still sits the schoolhousa by the ro.ul A ragged beggar sunning ; Around It still the sumachs' grow And blackberry vines are running- . ' Wlthlrt the master's desk Is seen , Deep scarred by raps ofllclal , The warping door , the battured waty , The Jack-knife's caned Initial ; The clitiroo.il frescoes on ItH wall ; Its door's worn sill , betraying The foot that , creeping slow to school , Went storming- out to playing , IJQI\K years ago a. winter sun Shone over It at Melting ; I..II up Its western window panes And low eaves' Icy fretting. It touched the tangled golden curls , And brown cyos full of grieving Of ono'who still her1 steps delayed Wllen all the pchool was leaving. - . ' . ' ' ' ' < ! x , - For near her stood the llttlo boy , Her childish favor singled. \ His-cap pulled low.upon a face , Where pride and shame were .mingled. Pushing- with ros'llps-j feet the snow To right and left he lingered , AH reptlCHSly her tiny -hands. The blue-checked apron fingered. Ho saw her lift her eyes , ho felt The soft hand's light caressing , And heard the trembling of her voice , As'lf a'fault confessing. 'Tnvforry that I spelt the word , * - , I hate to KO above you. Because , " the brown eyes lower fell "Because , you see , I love you1'1 ! / > Still memory to a gray-haired man That sweet child-face Is showing , Dear Klrl ! the grawiep on her grave IJavc forty yea s been growing- . Ho lives to learn , In life's hard school' , . How few who pass * above him ' Lament their triumph and his lorn I.lko her because they love him. LOVK'S TIIUTIIPUI/VKHS. Somervllle Journal. "And have vou never loved before ? " sh asked , , While with a wistful look she closely scanned hie face. Why will girls ask such questions when they ought To know rlo. c questioning like that I * out of place. ? i IDs memory ran swiftly back for years , Recalling all thn witching' girls that ho had mot , Mario. Belle , Helen , Maude , Louise , May , Jiluncho , And many another lovely blonde or bright brunotle. Their faces fltiHhcd before his memory now , And with each portrait tender memories ' rose clear. Then , looking down Into the wlntful eyes That rUef | tioncd his , ho unimcrcd stoutly : "Never , dear ! " In the mythology of Ancient Greece Hymen , the god ofinarringe , was the half brother of Esctilnplus , the god of medi cine. The ancients believed that mar riage and health should go to gether , and as u result the Greeks of that time have ever since been looked upon nc types i of physical perfection. Sickly moth ers cannot bear healthy children. The prospective mother should use every precaution to preserve and foster her health. Not alone for the sake of the little one to come hut for her-own eakc. A' per/ectly healthy woman is in no danger and in vi rv llttlo mhi at her time of trial. There must be due preparation for this time. Nature makes tlie prepara tory period three-fourths of a year and women who take the hint from nature and use the tinic properly need have no fears of the outcome , Dr. Pierce's I'a- vorile Prescription is n medicine designed to cure all distinctly feminine ailments and taken during the period of gestation it render * childbirth easy , safe and com paratively jwinless/ ( It is the invention of Dr , U. V. Pierce , of Buffalo , N , Y , , n regularly graduated physician and skilled specialist in the cure of all diseases of woman , Hn. O-rln ftlilc3of Downing , Duun Co. , Wl . , writes ! " I cnnuot tiroUe your ' I'avorlle 1'rt- HCtlptloU'enough , for I have not been a well for fweycati at I now am. In July last I had a baby boy. weight M Hit. I uan only ilck a hort time , and f.lace [ got up have not had uue tick day. " Sick women can consult Dr. I'lerce by letter free of charge. Kvery letter is held strictly private and sacredly confidential , Designing men work on women' * feelings , by advising women to "write to awpman who understands woman's needs.11 It is useiess to seek o-lvicc about dibcasc of any woman who is not a phy sician. So tar as known no qualified woman physician is connected with an/ proprietary medicine establishment.