THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , SEPTEMBER 17 , 1899. DROLLERIES OF DONEGAL. A Series of Irish Folk Stories By Scutnns Macmnnus. THE OLD HAG OF THE FOREST. Author ot "Through the lurt Smote. " "Tholeadln'Road to Donegal. " ( Copyright , 199 , by S. S. McClurc Co. ) CHAPTER . Once on a tlmo , long , long ago , whoa thftre were more kings and quccna In Ire land than O'Donncll's old castle hn windows dews , and when witches and enchantments wore as plentiful as blackthorn buHhes , there 'was a king and a queen , with three eons , and to every one of these sons the que < m had given a bound , a hawk and a ( Illy , The Oily could overtake anything , the bound could catch anything It pursued on dry land and the hawk could come up with anything In tbo air or in the water. In the couroo of time , -when these three lads had grown up to bo One , able , strapping young men , the oldest said one day that ho would go away to pusb hlfl fortune. The king and the queen were vexed at this , and wrought blm high up and low down to keep him from going , but it ivas all no use , ho wouldn't bo enld by them , and BO , asking thilr blessing , he mounts the filly , and , with tbo hank on his ehouldor , and the bound at bin heels , sets out. And ho told them as he was setting out , to observe , from day to day , the water that settled In the filly's hoof tracks outside the gate , "for , " says he , him , not a man of nil the warriors there , covered all over ns they were In coots of Iron moll from the crown of their heads to the aolca of their feet tbo sorra resalvo the one of them , but went llko that , trem bling with fear , for tbo llko ot such a tar- rlfflo giant none ot them over saw or heerd toll ot before. So , my bravo king's eon waited on till he saw there was none of them present would venture to fight the giant , and then out ho stops himself ; and the giant and htm to it , and the llko ot their fight was never witnessed in Ireland before , and ho gave the giant enough to do , and the giant gave him enough to do ; till at last , when it was going bard with him , ho gave ono leap Into the air , and coming down with his sword Just right on the giant's neck , ho cut off hlajioad. clean off , and then when ho bad that done bo dis appeared In the crowd , and after killing eomo game on the hills , came homo and gave the old woman the game for supper. That night when the old woman waa giv ing him his supper eho told him about the great gentleman that bad1 killed the giant that day , and then disappeared all ot a sud- dlnt Into the air. And then she said that BUT AT LENGTH THE OLD HAG OF THE FOREST WAS GETTING THE BETTER OF HIM. i - "as long oa that water keeps clear I'm all right ; but when you sco it frothing , I'm fighting a hard battle ; and It ever you see It turn bloody I'm either dead or under en chantment. So himself , the hound , the hawk and tbo filly , they started , and oft with them , and they traveled away , and away , far further than I could tell or you could toll me , till at last one-evening late ho ooroca In sight ot a great castle. When ho got sight ot the castle ho pulls up his filly , and , looking about him , he sees a small wco house oonvaynlen-t and ho drew on this house , and , going in , found only ono old woman In it and saw that it waa a neat , clean llttlo house entirely. "God save ye , young gentleman , " says the woman. "God eave yerself , kindly , and thanky ; and can I have lodging for the night for myself , my hound , my hawk , my fllly ? " says he. "Well , for yourself , you can , " says the old woman , says she , "but I don't like them other ani mals , but uro you can house them out side , " says she. Very well and good , he agreed to this. When the old woman was getting his supper for him she ( raid she supposed be was for the big fight the mor row. He axed her , "What big fight ? " "And , och , " frays she , "Is that all ou knoiv about it ? " commencing and telling to him how that the king's daughter of the QUEEN OAVE TO BACH OF THE THREE SONS A HOUND , A HAWK AND 'A ' FILLY. castle beyond was to be hilled by & great giant the next day unless there was a man there able to beat tha giant , and to any man that would fight htm and heat him the king waa to give his daughter In marriage and the weight ot liernolf three time * ov r in gold. "Och , " sayu ho , "I'M find something bettor to do. I'll not go near it. " So the next morning early bo was up betimes and pretending ho was going away to bunt , doesn't ho go Icstcad to the king's caotlo , and there ho saw no end of a crowd gathered together from the four winds of the world , some-of them thinking to fight the giant and win the king's daughter , and more of them eomo only out ot curiosity , just to look on. But , my gorros , sir , when the giant made bis appearance , and they saw the 'sight of Cosmopolitan Mantels 'for ' gas or gasoline ) do not trouble you with so ( rcquont breakage aa the ones you are using. They excel also in b r i 11 i it n c v and quantity of light. Will fit any Incandes cent gas light frarao. See that the brand "Cosmopolitan" IB on every mantel , Universal Price 25c. If not sold by your dealer , order direct from Cosmopolitan Incandescent Gaa Light Go 176 E. Maditon St. , Chicago , I ] , 8. A. giant's brother was to be there the morra ( to fight any one that would fight ( or the king's daughter , and eho told blm ho should go , for dt would bo well worth eaclng. But , "Och " "I'll bettor , says ho , flnd something worth doing I'll not go near It. " So , after his supper , to bed he wont , and ho was up again early betimes In the morning , and making pretend he was going to hunt , he went off to the castle again. This day the crowd was bigger than ever , and when the giant appeared , and If the first giant was tar-rlflle , this ono was twice over double as tart-rlfflc , and ho could get no man with the heart to venture to fight him , till at length my bravo king's son had ito step out this day again and en counter him. Well , If the flght was hard the first day. It was this day dbuble as hard , and the giant gave blm his fill of It , and he gave the giant his fill of it , till at long and at last when It was going hard on him ho takes ono spring right up dnto the air and landing down with Ws swordl on the giant's ne k ho cuts the head rJghl off from the body and then again disappeared in the crowd , and after a while's hunting on IJio hills he came homo with plenty of game ; and this night , Just llko the night before , when the old woman was giving him his supper she made great wonders of telling him of the tar-rlfQc fight that day again between the strange gentleman and itiho giant , and how tie killed the giant and then disappeared right up Into the sky before all their eyes. And then she eald that on the morra the third ami last giant was to fight , and she eald thds would bo -wonderful day entirely , ana tie shall surely go to s e It , andl to see the wonderful gentleman that killed tiho other two giants. But "Och , " says he , "I'll find something better ito do I'll not go near It , to look at him or it. " And the third mornIng - Ing again ho went to the castle , pretending that It was to hunt ho was going ; nnd the third giant appeared , and him far more tar- rime ithan the first two put together. And to make a long story short , my brave king's son and himself went at it , nndl the fighting was the most odious * ever was witnessed before or since , and the short and long of It was that ho sprung up at length Into the air , and comilng down on the gloat's neck out off his head , and then again disappeared In the crowd and went home ; but as he woo disappearing , doesn't one of the king's men snap the shoo off his foot ; so homo he had to go that night wanting one shoe. Next day , and for the eight days after , the king had all his men out scouring the country far and ivldo to see 'If ' they could flnd the owner of the shoe ; b\ut tihough they flocked to the caatle In thousands not ono of them would the shoo fit. And every one of these days the king's son waa out with hla fllly , his hawk and bis hound on the bills hunting. At last ono day the old woman went to the castle and itold how aho ihad a lodger that eomo home tbo night tbo last giant was kilt with one boot wanting. And the next day the king came there himself with a carriage and Jour ihoreoa and took the king's son away to bis castle , nnd there when they tried on him the boat , doesn't It fit him like as | r U wan made on 'bis ' foot ; and the king gave him bin daughter , and the marriage was performed , and nil the whole gentry and no bility of all tha land woo Invited In to a big falst. But , lo and behold ye , on that TCI > night when oil the spree was goIng - Ing on , and ) the fun was at its height , in the 'ballroom ' , and all were as busy as beoa In the kitchen , what would yo have of It but at that very time doesn't there eomo to the kitchen window a hare , and puts In Us head and commences licking a plate of some particular nice dainty that was cooling inside the window , and the cook was so enraged at one of her very best dishes being destroyed that she getup up In a passion and put off all her sorts and eald it was a nlco bow do ye do that with a balro In the house that killed giants a dirty liaro would bo allowed to eomo In and spoil her cooking. This word soon came to the groom's ears in the ballroom , and though the king and the queen and the brldo and all the nobility and gentry tried to persuade- him against it he vouldn't stop , and there was no holding of him. Ha eald be wouldn't etop two nights , or eat two meals' meat In the ono house till he would cat oh that bare and bring It back dead or alive. So mounting his fllly , and taking with him his hawk and his hound , ho started off hot-foot In pursuit. He pursued the hare all that night and ell the next day , and at evening late he drew on a 'little ' woe bouse he eaw In a hollow , and ho went In , for bo was tired , and determined to rest that night. Ho wasn't long in , and ho was warming-hlrn- eelf at the flro , with hla hound , hla hawk and bis fllly , when , ho hears n noise at the wee window of the house , and there he sees a dirty wJzencd old ( hag of a woman , trem bling and shaking down to her very finger tips , "Och , och , och , It's cold , cold , cold , " sajo ithe , and her teeth rattling In her head. "Why don't you come In and warm yourself ? " eaya he. "Och , I can't , I can't , " say * she. "I'm afraid of them wild ani mals of yours. But here , " says she , pulling three 'long hairs out ot her head , and hand- Ins them In by the window to him , "here , " says she , "Is three of the borochs" wa ued to have In old times , and It you tie them wild boosts of yours with them then I'll go In. " So ho took the three hairs nnd tied the hawk , the hound nnd the fitly with thorn , nnd then the old hag came In , but she waa trembling no longer , and , says she , with her eyes flashing flre , "Do you know who I nm ? " says she. "They call mo the Old Hag of the Forest , nnd It waa my three eons you killed to win the king's daughter , but you'll pay dearly for It now , " says sho. With that he drew his sword , nnd the hag drew another , nnd both of them fell to it , and I couldn't bo able to describe to you the terrible flght they had enlrely. But at length the Old Hag ot the Forest waa getting too many for him , nnd ho had to rail on the help ot the hound. "Hound , hound , " says ho , "whore are you nt my command ? " And at this , "Hair , hair , " says the old hag , says she , "hold tight. " " 0 , " saya the hound , "its hard for mo to do anything nnd my throat n-cuttlng. " Then ho called on the hawk. "Hawk , hawk , " says ho , "whero are you nt my command ? " Andt "Hair , hair , " says the old hag , says she , "hold tight. " "O , " says the hawk , "sura it's hard for mo to do anything and my throat a-cuttlng. " And then ho called on the fllly. "FHly , fllly , " sajs he , "where are you nt my command ? " "Hair , hair , " says the old hag , saya she , "hold tight. " " 0 , " says the fllly , "suro It's hard for mete to do anything and my throat a-cuttlng. " So the end of It all was that the hag over came him , and then taking out ot her pocket n llttlo whlto rod ehe struck him with It , and turned htm Into a gruy rock , just outsldo her door , and then striking the bound , the hawk and the fllly with .tho rod she turned them into whlto rocks just bosldo him ? Now , at homo they watched the water In the filly's hoof tracks oa regularly as tha sun rose every day , day after day , till nt last they ono day saw the water In the hoof tracks frothing , and they said ho was fight ing a hard battloiand ; so ho was , for that waa the very day himself nnd the flrst giant had the encounter. Next day It was frothing moro than over , for that was the day ho "was fighting the second giant , and on the third day the water frothed right up out of the tracks , and then they know ho waa fighting a dcsporato big battle en tirely ; and euro enough himself and the third giant were at It hard nnd fast at the eamo Instant. But at length didn't they flnd the water turning to 'blood and they thought ho must bo killed. So the next morning the second brother set out and ho said ho wouldn't atop two nights or oat two meals of meat In the ono house till he'd flnd out -what happened to his brother. He took hla bound , his hawk and his fllly with him nnd ho traveled on nnd on , Jar further than I could tell you , till at length ono ovenlng late doesn't he come to the very > wee house near a great castle where his brother had put up before him. And when ho comes in the old woman that was in the house flew at him and kissed him and wel comed him back with a hundred , welcomes ton times over , for ho was so like his brother she was sure Jt was him was In it. Then she told him that they were all waiting for him anxiously at the castle , ex pecting him back every day , and that ho should lose no tlmo In going to them , for that the brldo In particular was down hearted entirely since he had went away , thinking that she'd never see him any more. So off ho starts at once for the castle to flnd it all out , and It's there was the wel come nnd the rejoicing , and the pretty king's daughter covered him all over with kisses , and there was a great spread , and all tha gentry and nobility were asked tln again , but that night again , what would you have of it , but the hare oomea a second ; ! mo , and spoiled the , cook's best dish , and drove the cook Into a frightful rage , and 'It's a nice how do yo do , Indeed , " says he cook , says she , "that with a hatro In ho house that slew three glanta that hare would bo allowed to eomo In and spoil my very choicest dish , and then go off with tself scot free , " says sho. And this word came to the new groom in the ball room , and1 "by thia and by that , " says he , "I won't stop till I go after that hare , and I'll never stop two nights or eat two meals n the one house till I .bring back that hare dead or alive. " And so , off he starts , him self , the hound , the hawk , and the filly ; and all that night and the next day ho pursued nCter the hare , and late the next evening when he was feeling tired out and not able to follow any further , doesn't ho see In the hollow below htm a llttlo house , and drawing on the house hewent In and was warming himself by the flro with his hound , its hawk ami his filly about him when ho lears a nolso at the window , and there he sees an old hag quaking and shaking all THE HARE CAME TO THE WINDOW AND BEGAN LICKING A PLATE OP SOME NICE DAINTIES THAT SAT COOLINQ IN THE WINDOW. over. "Ocb , och , ocb , It's cold , cold cold , " says she , trembling all over. "Why don't you come In and warm yourself ? " saya he. "Oh , " saya ehe "I couldn't go in , for I'm afraid of these wild animals of yours. But hero , " eaya she , pulling three long hairs out of her head , "hero's three of the kind of borocka we used to UBO long ago , and tlo your animals with them , nnd then I'll go in. " So ho takes the hairs and tics the hound , the hawk and the fllly with them , and them old hag came In , and Eho not trembling at all now , but her eyes flach- 4ng fire , and , eaya she , "your1 brother killed my three , sons , ' and I made him pay dearly for it , and I'll make you pay dearly , " says she , ' 'too. " Sd with that she drew a sword and ho drew a sword , and both of them to It , and they fought long and they fought hard , but the hag was too many for him , so at length ho had to call on the bound. "Hound , hound , " eez lie , "where are you at my command ? " Sez the old hag , eez she , "Hair , hair , hold tight ! " "Oh , " sez tba hound , "how I do anything and my throat a-cuttlng ? " Then be called on the hawk , "Hawk , hawk , " sez he , "where nro you al my command ? " Hair , hair , " sez the old hag , eoz she , "hold tightl"1 "Oh , " sez the hawk , "how could I do" anything and my throat a-cuttlng ? " Then ho called on bis fllly. "Fllly , fllly , " says lie , "where are you at my command ? " "Hair , hair , " says the old hag , says she , "hold tight ) " "Oh,1 saya the filly , says he , 'how could I do any thing and my throat a-cuttlng ? " So the end of it all waa again that the bag got the bettor of him , and , taking out a wee bli ot white rod out oj her pocket she struck htm with it , and turned him into another Cray stone outside the door , and then struck the hound , the hawk ami the filly , And turned them Into three white stones just bosldo him. Nor , nt homo ns before , they were watchIng - Ing his filly's hoof tracks every day regular , nm ) everything went well till at last one lny they obeorvwl the water In them turn bloody nnd then they were afeerd ho wis kilt. Then the very next morning says the youngster son Jock , says he : "I'll Mart oft with my liound , my hawk nnj my fllly , nnd won't sleep two nights In one bed , or cat two menls In tbo ono house till I flnd what has happened to my two old brothers. " So off ho starts himself , his fllly , his hawk nnil his hound nnd ho traveled and1 traveled nway , far furthiT than you could tell me or I could tell you , till he came In sight of the vetry eamo castle his two brothers reached before him , and drawing on the wee hut ho BO.W Hoar It ho went In , and the old woman jumped nnd throw her nrms about Ms neck , and welcomed him homo with n hundred thousand welcomes , nnd told him It was a poor thing to go nwny and leave his brldo tbo way ho did , twice , nnd that she was In n vary bad way , down hearted en tirely , thinking nnd ruminating , what had booomo of him , or happened to him at all , nt all. And then she hurried my brave Jack BUT AT LENGTH DIDN'T THEY FIND THE WATER TURNED INTO BLOOD. oft to the caotlo. And och , It's there the welcome waa for blm and the rejolcemcnts , beknso he bad conve book again. And this tlmo , just as before , the great falst was given , and tbo gentoy and nobility all asked In to It , and the play was at lt height when the word come to the ball room once more about the unmannerly hare spoiling the' | ooolc's best dish the ithlrtl time , and how the' ' cook said It was o. purty how de yo do , on- tlroly , that such a thing would bo allowed , with a balro In .tho ihouso that slew three giants. And -with that , without more ado , off my bravo Jack Insisted on starting , and there was no holding of him , good or bad , for he eald ho ibavo to fetch back that bare , dead or allvo. So off Jack starts himself , ibis hawk , his hound , and ihls filly , and Jack had a sort of notion in his eye that this same hare was nothing good , and that 'twas H led his two brothers astray , whatever had hap pened to them. So bio 'traveled ' on , an * on , and on , for that night and all the next day , and never came up with the hare , till at length , late that ovenlng , ho saw from him th eamo TWO hut in the hollow that his brothers draw on before , nnd on. it my brave Jaok drew , too. Amdl after ho had been in the cabin eomo time ( himself , 'his ' hound , his hawk and his fllly , ho hears the noise at the window , and there ho eeeo the old bus. trembling and shaking and quaking , and 'Och , och , och , but it's cold , cold , cold , " says sho. "And why , " says he , "but you come in and warm yourself ? " "Och , ' ' says she , "I'm afraid of ithem wild animals of yours. But here , " says she , taking out of her heed three hairs , "hero's three of the kind of ix > rochs wo used to use In old times , and tlo your animals with them , and then I'll go .In. . " Jack -took from her the three hairs , and , pretending to tie the ihowid , the hawk and ithe filly with them , be threw them in stead into the fire. Then the old/ / hag came n , her oyea blazing in heir head , and , draw ing a sword , she rushed at Jack to have hia life. And Jack drew his sword and rushed at Ihor , and both of them to it hard and fast , and they fought long and they fought hard , till at length Jack , find- ng the hag putting too sore on him , called on hla bound. "Hound , hound , whcro are you at my command ? " "Hair , hair , " says tbo old bag she "hold " " " , says , tight ! "O , says the hair , "It's hard for me to do good and mo a-burnlng in the flro. " And then Jack caHed on his hawk. "Hawk , hawk , " says he , "who-ro are you at my command ? " 'Hair , hair , " says the old ( hag , says she , 'bold tight. " " 0 , " says .the hair , "It's lard for mo to do good and mo a-burnlng n the flre. " Then Jack called on his filly. 'Fllly , fllfy , " says ho , "where are you at my command ? " "Hair , hair , " says the old jag , says she , "hold tight. " " 0 , " pays the Jftlr , "It's bard for mo to do good and mo a-burning In the fire. " So the bound , the iawk and the filly all rallied to my brave Jack's aid , and the hound got hold of tbo hag by the heel and -wouldn't let her go all eho could do ; and with ono fling the fllly broke her Teg , and the hawk picked out her two eye * , so she couldn't see what she was doing , or where she wns striking. So then , she cried out , "Mercy , mercy , spare my ilfo and I'll give you back your two brothers. " "All right , " says Jack , "tell mo where they are , and how I'm to get them. " "Do you see them two gray stones , " says she , "outsldo the door , with three smaller white ones round each of them ? " " ! do , " says Jack. "Well , " says she , "tho gray stoiies are your brothers , and the others are their hounds , their hawks , and their fllllea ; and U you take water from the well nt the foot cf that trco below the house , and sprinkle three drops of It ou c.ucb of them stones , they'll aVl bo disenchanted again. " Jack , you may suppose , didn't lose much tlmo doing this , and lo and behold you from the atones cornea up his two JXSHCKXJXCK * Emphatic prices in reliable houseftirnisliings under our own supervision and they A BEAUTIFUL asortmcnt of Klekllum are mndo right. 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Ot > O only TAPESTRY Tnblo Covcra , BUFFETS , the largest line to select RUGS 6-4 slzo from , vcrjr rich , neat quarter-sawed TAPESTRY Table Covers , OUR special sale of oriental rugs is oak , polished golden finish buffet , ono 8-1 slzo drawer , shaped top Our price for this now in 'progress another lot of Ids- ' kllum portieres and couch covers just EXTRA heavy Table Covers , Turkish exquisite''piece of furnishing - _ _ . _ . ' design , very cholco , slzo 8-4 , _ , ing , only 7.OCI received. Rug connolscurs toll us that - the line ot goods that we are now prlco , each . V- * PIJATE Racks , hand polished In golden showing Is the best for the least mon DOWN Pillows , 20x20 , o Flemish oak and Im.ltatlon mahogany , ey ever shown In this city. Note a each . OOO fitted with cup hooks , a few prices DOWN Pillows , 22x22 , bargain at GENDJI Rugs at $11.75 , each . > * 5O atCOUCH&S $9.00 and CURTAIN Rods for saeh , with brackets COUCH&S ANTIQUE Bclouohe Hugs , very ets complete , sold for 15c , beautiful , go at $16 , $11.75 and go at , each A COUCH can look very fine and at " same 'time ' bo very poorly made , even "VERY largo and 'heavy antique Kajalc t TWO pairs Silk Curtains , sold for though the covering looks fnlrly good. Rugs , $30.00 , $28.00 , $25.00 _ , _ . $22.50 , go at sale prlco , Not so with ours All couches made and 22. 5O pair Orchard I4I4-I6-B8 Douglas St brothers , every ono of them with his hounds , bis hawk , and his fllly , Just the same as they -were before they 'had been enchanted by the old Hag of the Forest , and that was the meeting and the greeting between Jack and his lost brothers , that he thought he'd never see again ! But off they soon etarted'all of them , .with their hounds , their hawks and their fillies , away back for the castle again , and the eldest brother got his bride and the falst was spread this time again and all the gentry and nobility of both that and the surrounding countries all eomo to attend It and do honor to the bride and groom ; and such a tlmo for eat ing , drinking , dancing , singing , fun and amusement was never seen before or after. Jack and the second brother started away off afterward for homo with their hounds , their hawks and their flrileswith them and as much goold ns they could carry. I got brogues of brougham and slippers of bread , a bit of a pie for telling a Ho , and then coma slithering homo on my 'bead. ' Odious fa a very comprehensive word In tbo mouth of a Donegal shnnachy. It gen erally means everything inexpressible by the Kngllsh languape. The boroch Is the rope used In tying a cow to the stake. PRATTLE OF THE YOUNGSTERS. "What are you going to be when you are a man , Tommy ? " "I'm eoln' to work till I got enough 'money ' to buy a candy store , an' then I won't do a thing ! " "I've gat n hatpin made out of a nugget from papa's copper mine. " "That's notliln' Is . All my paper dollies cut out of minln' stock. " A bright llttlo fellow , hearing a guest ot the * family quote "An honest man's the no- bleat work of God , " came forward , and , looking earnestly at tbo visitor , said : "Sir , my mother's the noblest work of God , too. " "My papa swears when he geta right mad , " said Johnny Upjohn. "My paw doesn't ' , " Bald Tommy Tucker , "but when ho cuts himself with bis razor ho says 'Jumptn' Jo-rusalem ! ' so you can hear him a mile away. " Small Tommy had tbo toothache one day and his mother , after examining It , said It was hullow and must bo pulled , A few 'la ) later the mother complained of a head ache. "I guess It's hollow , " said Tommy. "You ought to get It pulled. " The teacher of a Juvenile Sunday school class waa picturing to the minds of her llttlo pupils the beauties uf heaven , and concluded , by asking : "Now , who can , toll me what kind of little boys go to heaven ? " "I can , " answered ono small boy. "Very wellt" said the teacher , "you may tell me. " "Dead ones , " was the prompt but unexpected reply. THE AMBITIOUS LITTLE BOY. Boston Globe. Some fellers like to play base ball , An' some likes foot ball , too. An' some thinks marbles better yet ( An1 plays for keeps they do ) . But "Where's there uny fun In them Is more'n I kin see , Fer Buff lo Bill an' cowboys Is good 'nough fer mu ! I'd ruther roam the prairies wide , iAn' hunt tha InJIns wild , Than have to monkey 'round in school Jes' like some llttlo child. I don't see how my folks expect To make much out o' me Unless I'm round where Buft'lo BUI An * all hla cowboys bel It I could cot a nice fast horse , A gun an * pistol , too , You bet I wouldn't stay 'roun' hereWith With sich prospects In view ! I'd start right fer the woolly west , An' mighty soon I'd be With BufTlo Bill an' cowboys They're1 good 'noueh fer me I I'm Jes' about discouraged When I think of what a name I'd cnrvo In letters big an' bold , 'Sides winnln' piles o' fame , I'd call myself the "Infant Scout , " An' soon my ma would sec That Buff'lo Bill an' cowboys Wuz Jos' ithe men fer mo ! I'd wear my hair way down my baclt , An' sport a buckskin coat With fringes runnln' down the * eams , An' open at the thront ; I'd wear a bs ! > sombrero , An' boots with spurs O ( reel If I could only llva out west Whore all the cowlxiya be ! Sly mamma says I'm orful bad 'Cause I don't like my school , And aez If I keep on I'll be Jas' notliln' but a fool ; She sez she Jes' can't unficratan' What 'he ' ? got Into me ; An' what there is 'bout Buft'lo Bill That's good she falls ter see. But then , my ma she ain't a boy , So how is she 'to know , Fer If she wns I bet she'd The reason I think FO ; She never read 'of ' 'Jesse ' James , Er Injuns shot out wost. Kr else she'd see why Buff'lo Bill An1 cowboys Is the best , I TUOB8 thcy's tlmo enough fer meTe To BO to school blme-by , Je-s' now I want to win a name- How c n I 'less I try ? If you Ilka school , why , that Is Jes' The place you'd orter be ; But Bufl'lo BUI an' cowboys IB good 'nough fer me ! COIVNUniAI.ITIES. 'By ' a recent marriage In illddlotown , N. Y. , the brldo becomes the step-mother of her sister-in-law , ns her brother had previ ously married a daughter of her husband and the groom li the father-in-law of hla brother-in-law. This sentence learned by heart may toe a good cure for insomnia. Assistant Naval Constructor Lieutenant Joseph Wright Powell , U , S. N. , who was married to Miss Bertha Allen Osterhout in Oswego , N. Y. , last Thursday , is the young man who hung about the entrance to Siin- tlaso harbor In a steam launch , waiting , under the lire of the Spanish batteries , for Ilobson nnd his crew to come out after the sinking of the Merrlmac. It has been announced in Paris that Prince John , second son of the Due do- Chartres , IK about to wed his cousin. Prin cess Isabella of Orleans , third daughter of the Comtcsse do Paris. It Is expected that the marriage will take place toward tha end of October or In the early nart of No- veml iat Randan or in London or Paris. Prince John Is 24 years old and Is serving1 as an olllcer In the Danish army. The Princess Isabella , sister of the queen of Portugal , is barely 21 and lives with her mother chiefly in the chateau of Randan in the Puy do Dome , A couple purporting- bo from Philadel phia called upon a gentleman of the cloth , nt Wilmington , Del. , to mnrry them , which ho Immediately proceeded to do with all the expedition a proper observance of tha solemnities Justified. The last words spoken the presumably happy husband , al though It is hard to sea how a man with a heart so black in his 'bosom ' could bo happy , thereupon gave fcho clergyman a check for $10 The mutual courtoslcs inci dent to this stage of the game being com piled with the smiling pair withdrew and ; the minister put the paper presage of so much sound money in bank. In duo tlma the chock came back with the ice-cold an nouncement that it was N. G. "Bill" Mercer of Raccoon Creek , fifteen miles south of Huntlngton . Va , , is prob ably the happiest mortal | n the cojmty. Mr. fiercer has Just passed his llfUctti year and was married to his llrst wlfa when 19. She was ailss Jennie 'Maffatt and ) thp four successors to the Mercer marital yoke have been her sisters , Ada , Catherine , Missouri. Last week Jllss Anna took their placa. She In 26 , good looking and favored ! Mercer In preference to a well-known young ) man of the Raccoon neighborhood. Therd i but ono more of the Moffatt glrln loft and ! frtio la now 20. Strange to relate the parents ) of 'the frlrls made no objection to thcjp daughters wedding Mercer. They are ai consumptive family and this dlHeaso nan carried off mo t of the Mm. Meroem Mr. Mercer Is the father of eight children born during wedlock with the Moffatta w > far. When spoken to of the paculiar feature about his marriages lie replied that ho Just simply fell In love with the Moffatt famllyv Ho la In fairly good clrcumstancea , cii'ii Arsilou aiilve , Tba best salve In tha world for cula. bruises , sores , ulcers , salt rheum , fever sores , tetter , chapped hands , chilblains , corns , and all skin eruptions , and positively cures piles , or no pay required. It Is guar anteed to give perfect satisfaction or money , refunded. Price 25 cents par box. For Bait by Kuhn & Co. AN APPEAL FOR HELP ANSWERED. , Clarksville , Tex. , Jan. 30,1897. I enclose an Examination Blank and would like lo have your advice. I suffer untold misery with Whites and Inflam mation of the Womb , with interne itching and soreness. I expect to be confined soon. Mrs. HAITI E H. LYONS. TWO MONTHS LATER , Clarksville , Tex. , March 8 , 1897. Allow me to thank you for your kind reply to my letter of January 30th. It would have been answered at once , but I was sick when it arrived. I have a fine baby girl live weeks old. I commenced with the Wine of Cardui at once , and it did me more good than 1 can ever tell , though I used it only two weeks before my confinement. Always before , I have suffered from eight to twenty-four hours in labor , but this time I didn't think I had any labor at all. I wasn't sick more than two hours , and didn't have time to get the midwife before baby was born. I am still faking the Wine and am getting along nicely. Mrs. IIATTIE II. LYONS. P. 0 , Box 302 , Clarksville , Tex. , March 13,1899- At | have received quite a number of letters from suffering ladles uklng me about my letter of March 8th , 1897 , which was printed In the Ladles' Birthday Almanac ( or 1899 , and alio about the merits of Wine of Cardui , I desire to make this statement for the sake of my suffering sexi Every word of the testimonial Is true , and It was written voluntarily without any solicitation from the Chattanooga Medicine Company. I earnestly advise every suffering Voirun to try Wine of Cardui , and be convinced of its wonderful merit. I will answer any private letter from any woman desiring to know more of my experience with Wine of Cardui , Mtf H ' ยง 'Ml < ? ifr . Lyoni Is promlntnt teacher in the Clarkivlllo ichools and stands very high * M in Northcan Tezai. Hlie mukci tbo itatement printed eoUly for the bon fit of women who sutler from the ailments peculiar to her aer. To unyonodeflrlnK further Information about Win * of Cardui , Mr * . Lyons ogreoa to wrlto penoiially. Them J no excuse for your . IIMSm. kH H auHtrlng ; from ache * or pains or weakening dralni another day. You uliould profit uy * - B Mra. LJOJS' experience and take Wine of Cardal at ouc .