0 TJtPJ OMAHA DAILT BIDE : F1UDAT , MAY J2 , 1805) ) . THE OMAHA DAILY BEE. D. nOSEWATEn , Editor. PUBLISHED EVEHY MOUN1NO. TEHMS OF SUBBCU1PT1ON. Dally Bee ( without Sunday ) , One Ycnr.l8.M Dally Bee nnd Sunday , Ono Yenr S.W Six Months < -W Three Months 2.W Sunday Bee , One Yenr . . S.UO Saturday Bee , One Yenr 1.50 Weekly Bee , One Year & > OFFICES. Omaha : The Bee Building. South Omaha : City Hall building , Twenty- Hull and N streets. Council Bluffs : 10 Pearl Street. Chicago : Stock Exchange Building. Now York : Tt-mplo Court. Washington : 501 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news nnd edi torial mnltcr should bo addressed : Edi torial Department , The Omaha Bco. BUSINESS LETTEIIS. Business letters nnd remittances should bo nddrosood to The Bee Publishing Company , REMITTANCES. llcmlt by draft , express or postal order payable to The Bco Publishing Company. Ony 2-cent stumps accepted In payment ot mall accounts. Personal checks1 , except on Omnha or eastern exchange , not accepted. THE 131313 PUBLISHING O AN ' _ STAT12Mn XT OK ClUCt'liATlOX. State of Nebraska , Douglas County , ss. : Gtorge B. Tzschuck , secretary ot The Bee Publishing company , being duly sworn , says that the actual number of full anrt complete copies of The. Dally. Morning , Evening and Sunday Bee , printed during the month of April , HDD , was as follows : GEORGE B. TZSCIIUCK. Subscribed and sworn to before mo this 2nd day of May , ISM. ( Seal. ) . If. I. PLUMB. Notary Public. Unless reports arc Inaccurate the Pure Food commission should bo rcchrlstened the Impure Food , commission. The Filipinos appear to bo In great demand Just now not only for Omaha , but also for Now York midway features. The subsidence of the waters of the Missouri merely emphasizes the fact that every one on this earth has his ups and downs. What about the enforcement of the smoke ordinance ? The smoke nuisance Is more offensive In the summer than In the winter months. Omaha may have no stole fair this year , but the Ak-Sar-Ben demonstra tions may be confidently rolled on to out shine all previous festivities. Stick a pin there. Beverly and Elklns , "W. Va. , are In the throes of a county scat war. If they wish to know the proper way to conduct such an affair they should Import a little Kansas or Nebraska talent The Filipino congress has had another brief session , but with only a portion of the members In attendance. The ab sentees wore probably unable to travel fast enough to keep up with the moves. The Third Nebraska Is on Its way home. And It Is safe to say the train cannot { ravel too fast cither for the sol dier boys or for the relatives , sweet hearts and friends awaiting their ( re turn. Discussion of Andrew Carnegie's as sertion that It Is a disgrace for a mil lionaire to dlo rich vlias developed the location of quite a number of people , both millionaires and o'thcrs , who are perfectly willing to die In disgrace. The prognosticate- set Octol > pr,20 as the date for convening congress In special session should guess again. October 20 falls on Friday this year and no president would llout the rules of superstition to the extent of Inaugurat ing a congressional session on that day. Ono thing ut a time. 'It ' Is useless'to ' agitate In favor of the erection of four or flvo viaducts all at one and the same time. Such a course manifestly affords the railroads an excuse for delaying the coiiHtructlon of the new Sixteenth street viaduct already agreed on and ordered. Now that General Miles 1ms concluded to keep his month closed regarding the beef Inquiry .report his lawyer bus rushed Into print on behalf of the gen eral. The public , however , has experi enced a tired feeling over this wliolo controversy and prefers to have It dropped. If the Filipino troops could bo isup- pllcil with wluo In sulllclent quantities they mlght bo Induced to stand Hro long enough for Otis to finish thorn. Perhaps the American commanders might save shoo leather and transportation ex penses by replenishing the wine cellars of the enemy. Memorial day comes In less than three weeks. The committees of the G. A. 11. who have taken on themselves the work of preparation should have the cordial co-operation and support of every pa triotic citizen in the community , and for this occasion every ono should display his patriotism. The position of king of Samoa may have Its advantages , but , the needs of royalty In these Islands must be very limited. The late king received a salary - ary of $75 a mouth , which his successor wants Increased to $150 , And .this Is what the people of three great nations wera almost ready to tight over a few week a ago. Railroad magnates appearing before the Interstate Commerce commission de clare that regular freight tariffs have Uacn adhered to , not only by themselves , tout by tht'Ir competitors , and no dls- position Is manifest in any quarter to ehado them. It would bo interesting to lay these statements for comparison alongside of reports made to their uporlora by solldtlng freight agents. stwinyu TIIKIH The popocratlc reformers \\lio made the campaign of Nebraska last year chiefly on the anti-monopoly Issue have again shown their hand and proved themselves recreant to the trust reposed In them. Tuder thu law the assessment of all railroad property Is made by the State Board of Equalization , consisting of the governor , the auditor and state treas urer. The board has held Its annual ses sion , but Instead of revising the assess ment of railroad property to conform to fXlstlng conditions , the valuation of last year has been adopted without change. As usual , representatives of the rail roads were on hand to plead the cause of the corporations , but the Interests of the ix-ople , presumed to bo represented by Governor Poyntor , Treasurer Meserve and Auditor Cornell , were entirely Ig nored. It IH n matter of common notoriety that the earnings of railroads have In creased enormously within the past year and their values as gauged by tin- stock quotations have been proportionately In creased. It Is also a matter of notoriety that all the railroads doing business In Nebraska have within the past year made material Improvements , not only in their roadbeds , but In their rolling stock. In Douglas county alone some of them have expended hundreds of thou sands of dollars for new depots and built miles of sidetrack. All these Improve ments aggregating millions have been dumped In without adding ono dollar to 'the taxable valuation of the state. The law expressly requires each rail road to make sworn returns of every new locomotive and every passenger or freight car added to Its rolling stock. If these reports have been made there should have been ail Increase In the assessed valuation. If they have not been made the state board haft been dere lict In Its duty to enforce the law. One thing la plain and palpable the rail roads of Nebraska were cither over valued last year or they have been undervalued this year. Nobody , not even a railroad manager , has ventured to assert that their prop erties were overvalued by Governor ilol- comb and the last state board In com parison with the general valuation of property In the state. On the contrary the railroads have been better satisfied with their treatment at the hands of the popouratlc state boards than at the hands of the previous republican boards. They have much more reason this year to feel Indebted to the reform board than they had to the so-called.republican monopoly boards that preceded It , although at no time in the history of Nebraska , railroads have thi-y been In puch excellent condi tion to bear their full share of the bur dens of taxation. So long ns they can control the sham reformers who fill the state olllces by the distribution of passes and personal favors to the men behind the party machine the railroad man agers will be perfectly content to keep their bands out of politics by helping all political parties. With them it Is "Heads I win and tails you lose. . " But how about the people who have been duped Into voting for the. re formers who sell them out on every occasion ? A JIBCORD TO JIB MAINTAINED. The republican party has no call , says the New York Sun , "to Indulge In windy declamations against trusts. The demo cratic party , sputtering against wealth , naturally sputters against trusts. Let It. The republican party does not hold that property Is a crime , or that the highly organized forms of modern busi ness are to bo disturbed at the request of the same set of persons that is frantic for a cheap dollar. " But there Is a call to the republican party to main tain its record oC hostility to monopo listic Industrial combinations and if it falls to do this the party will inevitably suffer. What Is the republican record on this most Important question , which prom ises to be the leading one In the national campaign of next year ? The republican platform of 1888 has this plank'e : declare our opposition to all combina tions of capital , organized In trusts or otherwise , to control arbitrarily the con dition of trade among our citizens , and wo recommend to congrcbs and the state legislatures In their respective jurisdic tions such legislation as will prevent the execution of all schemes to oppresH the people by undue charges on their supplies , or by unjust rates for the transportation of their products to mar ket. " This was realllrmed by the con vention of ,1802 , which also said In refer ence to 'tho nntl-trust legislation of 1S90 : "Wo heartily endorse the action already taken upon this subject and ask for such further legislation as may be required to remedy any defects In existing laws and to render their enforcement more complete and effectlvo. " ThcHO utterances , with the legislation of 1800 known as the Sherman anti trust law , distinctly committed the re publican party to opposition to trusts and there Is infinitely stronger reason now than when the record was made for xealllrmlng this opposition. Then there were few combinations ; now they are numerous , embracing nearly our entire Industrial system and represent ing a capitalization of thousands of mil lions. Nor has the end1 of the mo- nopollstlc movement been , reached. Trust promotion goes steadily on and promises to continue until every In dustry In which combination Is prac ticable has taken the form of a trust. Industry at largo Is organized .Into a system of feudalized corporations , each ono of which enjoys absolute power within Its special branch of production , while taken In the mass the system con stitutes itself the supromest trade power in the nation. Thia situation the republican party , In view of its record and as the party of the people , cannot ignore. Referring to republican , antl-trust declarations Presi dent McKlnley said In his inaugural ad dress : "This purpose will bo steadily pursued , both by the enforcement of the laws now In existence and the recom mendation and support of such new statutes as may 1 necessary to carry them Into effect" The country will expect - pect from , the next congress legislation that will enable the executive depart ment of government to take effective action against the trusts. Existing laws being admittedly defective mid In adequate , It will be the duty of congress to remedy the defects or enact now legislation thnt will meet the demand * of the situation. There are limitation. * , of course , to the authority of congress In this matter , but It cannot be admitted that thqse are reached In the anti-trust legislation already enacted. Thp prob lem Is a dllllcult oiu1 , but there must be nn earnest effort to find a solution and the next congress will have no more Important duty than tills. run Complaints arc made in Fome quarters of the operation of the national bank ruptcy law and while It is not surpris ing that such Is the case the fact is a little 'discouraging to those who advo cated the legislation , because It prom ises a renewal of agitation which It was hoped had been ended for some year.i at least. There was a prolonged effort on the part of the business Intemsts of the country to secure this legislation and if a successful move for Its repeal should bo made It would be many years before another national bankruptcy law could be enacted. The act has been In operation less than six months and has not yet had a fair trial. According to the referee In bankruptcy in Now York , during the time the law has been In effect a great part of the persons who have taken ad vantage of It failed live , ten or fifteen years ago. They settled with their creditors In some form under state laws , but could not obtain a national discharge. Now they are crowding for ward to got national discharges and this creditors complain of. Manifestly , how ever , If such persons , having no assets , are discharged without paying anything the creditors have no just grievance , be cause they got all they could get at the time of the failures. Doubtless the law , which of course was a compromise , needs amendment in some respects , but as the New York Journal of Commerce says , the business Interests that have favored national bankruptcy legislation should be ex tremely cautious about talking of n re peal until the law has had a full and fair trial. iiEi'unr FHUM OTIS. The War department Is again advised 'by ' General Otis that the situation Is very encouraging. He states that signs of Insurgent disintegration arc dally manifested , while the Inhabitants of territory occupied by our troops seem well satisfied. This Information was pleasing to the oiHelals at Washington as It will be to the country , though It Is hardly possible not to feel that General Otis may be somewhat too optimistic , In view of the fact that previous ndvlces from'him of quite as sanguine a nature proved to be misleading. Otis has been the most hopeful man In the Philip pines. While other oflicers have been disposed to take a gloomy view of the situation lie has all the time looked on the "bright side , " st > to speak. At the same time ho has prosecuted hostilities with all the vigor of a commander who felt that ho had a hard task to per form. It Is probable that the latest report from General Otis ns to insurgent dis integration Is Well founded , though it hardly warrants the opinion which ap pears to obtain at Washington that col lapse of the Insurrection Is close at hand. It may not be very far off , but It Is quite jwsslble that there will be weeks or mouths of fighting before the Filipinos are prepared to lay down their arms. Perhaps they have lost In battle and by desertions fully one-half of the force they were estimated to have under arms when hostilities begun , but mak ing this allowance they still have an army of 15,000 or upward , most of It concentrated at strong points. If this army should be disastrously defeated peace would perhaps soon follow , but without such a defeat hostilities might be prolonged a considerable time. The establishment of civil administration in the territory from which the insurgents have been driven Is judicious and will undoubtedly exert a good Influence be yond such territory. Meanwhile we think there Is better reason to expect further lighting than there Is to look for the immediate collapse of the Insurrec tion. An Indication of the unrest prevailing In many old world countries Is found In the announcement that 50,000 Gallclans have arranged to migrate to the United States. This number Is a little over 10 per cent of the entire population of that province of the Austrian empire. Some Idea of the moving causes for such a wholesale emigration can also be formedv from the statement that It Is doubtful If the government will permit as many Inhabitants to leave. .While this sounds strange to the people of the United States , who go and comp as they please , It illustrates how the heavy hand of the law falls iipon many European nations , leaving the people little choice In even the most common affairs of life. It is such restrictions which have peopled the United States with the best of the liberty-loving tellers of foreign lands , who have been no small factor In mak ing this country what It Is today. New York's mayor insists that Dewey return by the Suez canal and land at that place ; all because New York Ii the largest city In the country. Just why this should be Is not apparent. Only one regiment of New York troops saw any service at all during the war and It would have been better for the reputation of the city and state hadi It never been mustered In. The only regi ment of the National Guard In the union which refused to enlist was the pet regiment of .New York. Western men have done the fighting with Dewey and the west Is entitled to the honor of greeting him when he returns to his native land , Investigations by the late legislature brought out evidence to show that Audi tor Cornell had simply wallowed In free railroad transportation since his assump tion of olllclal prerogatives and that He- form Treasure Meservo boasted asking and accepting passes whenever occasion presented. These two reformers , to gether with Governor Poyuter , acting as the State Board of Equalization , have just adopted the same railroad assess ment for 1MD ) that stood for INKS , imu-h to the Joy of the railroad managers. And there are noine uncharitable critics who will believe that the free pass dis tribution bears fruit In spite of protesta tions that no public olllcer would per mit himself to bo Inilnoncod by such small and Insignificant favors. It Is developed by sworn testimony that all members of the popocratlc gang of hold-ups wanted In the last campaign was control of the county attorney's ofllce through the election of Shields. After Shields' election the gang dictated the appointment of his deputies and the retention of the deputy who has refused to testify In a gambling case for fear of Incriminating himself Is proof positive that the Influence of the protection- venders Is still paramount. They do things In a hurry down In Oklahoma. Monday morning \tlie sec tion of country at the foot of the Wichita mountains was unbroken prairie. At nightfall there had spruit ! ; up the town of Mountain View , with a population of 800 , a completely organ- Izcd city government nnd "all lines of business repwsentetl. " The first day must have boon a disappointment In one respect , however , as not n .single killing was reported. FtniKton of Kniisng Is almost as bash ful ns Dewey. While he admits that there are some political honors which might t.'inpt him , he says they are mighty few and adds "The ono or two within tJie gift of the people of Kansas I would not ImVo the gall to ask for. " But the people of Kansas will hardly have the gall In this case to require him to do the asking. They will prob ably do the asking themselves. County Attorney Shields may derive some consolation from calling The Bee and Its editors hard names , but how does that explain his refusal to prose cute protected gamblers against whom ho admits ho has evidence and his reten tion of a deputy who uses his position to protect criminals even to the point of re fusing to give testimony against them on the ground that he might by so doing incriminate himself also ? Give .TerscjVriiiio. Philadelphia Ledger. The country Is beginning to look forward with some interest to the announcement of the flrst billion-dollar trust. Ilnril WorilH Avoided. Philadelphia Times. With French the official language of the czar's peace conference matters are more promising. Had Russian bem chosen hard words from the.start were Inevitable. Time to Get Toju-tlicr. atlnneaoolls Times. The proposed convention of governors and attorney generals of western and southern states to formulate some concerted plan of action against trusts will bo useful In an educational way. The more the subject fs studied and discussed the better prepared the public will be to take effective defensive action. / "XVhnt'a in tlic IlronUfiiMt Cup ? Chlcnso Tribune. Brazil's coffee crop Is said to bo worth ? 140 ,000,000 , and most of the product Is sold In the United Stat6s. Properly painted and mixed with German "black jack" even Brazilians would not rccognl/o their own product under the seductive names of Java and Mocha. As to the beverage resulting from It , ft Is such coffee as your mother never made. AVnrilN Well Spoken. Louisville. Courier-Journal. The father of the late Colonel Stotsen- burg , killed at the head of the Nebraska regi ment in the Philippines , writes to the War department : "I think It la consolatory that my son died as a soldier would choose to die , and It Is a further comfort that the re public has many , many such sons who will work and die for Its glory and honor. " That fs apoken llko a man and an American. America IIH n Duiupliif ; Ground. New York iMall and Express. The Investigation Into adulteration of food conducted by Senator Mason has only Just begun at Chicago , but evidence as to the necessity of a national pure food law has olrcady 'been ' adduced. Ono Important point brought out Is that , while Germany and Franco forbid the sale of adulterated articles at home , they have no laws against their exportation , and that products of those countries are sold In the American market that would not bo tolerated abroad. A Stricken Fiitlicr'N M'litlinuiitx. Minneapolis Tribune. The father of Colonel Stotsonburg of the First Nebraska volunteers , who fell dead with , a bullet In his heart while leading his men In gallant fashion , has written a letter to the War department , In which he says of his Eon : "I think It is consolatory that ho died as a soldier would choose to die , and It Is a further comfort that the republic has many , many such sons who will work and die for Its glory and honor. " Tliero spoke the voice of exalted patriotism. TinMlNHliiK Air I'luiit. Philadelphia Ufcord. Inventor Kcejy's machines and manu scripts are to bo returned to the Keely com- pani by the mechanical export at Jamaica Plains , Mafca. , to whom they were sent , and some other genius with a talent for exact Investigation may bo afforded an opportunity to ferret out the Oxford street magician's unfatliomcd secret , There are no end of In terested people who would bo glad to know just what relation these machines sustained to the compressed air plant found concealed In Keoly's workshop. A IlrlllNli "Invt-Nlluiitloii. " Boston Globe , It may be consoling to bear In mind that ' 'whitewashing" Isn't peculiarly an American practice. When Kitchener's army went to Khartoum many of the boots worn by the soldiers had pasteboard soles and were per- forca abandoned as useless very early fn the march. There- was -much complaint about the matter , but a court of Inquiry , duly summoned , after looking Into the grievance , finally gave the oracular verdict that the boots themselves Avero all right , but were not suited to conditions in tlio Soudan. All OIil-Tiiuc .Si-illllon Iii w , Sprlngllelcl Republican. Recent occurrences the taking from the malls of a pamphlet containing speeches by Messrs , Hoar , Edmunds and Boutwell have recalled the old sedition law which was enacted by the federalists In John Adams' administration , and which proved the ruin ot the federalist party. Johnston's handbook of "American Politics" says of ft ; "July 14 ( } 798) ) , the so-called sedition law was passed. It Imposed a heavy fine and imprisonment upon such as should combine or conspire together to oppose any measure of government , and upon such as should utter any false , scandalous or malicious writing against the government , Congress or presi dent ot the United States. " Such a law , which was actually enforced , sq broadened , the definition of sedition that it substantially outlawed all criticism and made tbe government an odious despotism. r.ciior.s OK TIIH WAII. _ A The stigma of "Coward , " dreaded by cvory soldier , hns been officially attached to the names of thrco officers of the Seventy-first Now York volunteers , for their conduct nt ttio battle of San Juan. The men thus stigmatized nro Colonel Downs , Lieutenant Colonel Smith ami Major Whittle. A board ot inquiry of the State National Guard lias had tlio matter under Investigation for sev eral weeks , and Its findings have just been made public , The board acquits tha regi ment of blame and condemns tlio three offi cers for falling to obey orders nnd to lead their men Into action. . In approving the findings of the board Governor lloosovclt says : "On no possible theory can Colonel Downs' conduct bo justified. Ho failed to lead or oven to accompany his men , or to follow them , save nt n distance , when they finally went forward by themselves. He has since resigned. iMajor Whittle's casu la almost as clear. Ho retired to the rear nnd stayed there until after dark , when he came forward with Colonel Downs. Ho also has resigned. Lieutenant Colonel Smith stayed ns Ignobly Inactive as his chief , mak ing nn effort to go forward into the flght. It Is not safe or wlso that such n man should tiold high office , cither In the volunteer army or the National guard. " The conduct of the Seventy-first In the battle ot July 1 Is ono of tlio unpleasant episodes of the Santiago campaign. By some mysterious Influence It was singled out from among Now York regiments for what was regarded as special good fortune partici pation In the first invasion of Cuba. The famous Sixty-ninth , with Its unsurpassed record In the civil war , was Ignored nnd left to pound sand nt Tampa. Being thus favored It should have proven Itself worthy of itho honor. Instead , Us craven officers left It In the lurch nt the flrst firing line , causing great confusion nnd preventing sol diers who were not afraid ot the whistle of 'bullets ' to tnova on the enemy. The men crouched on the road nnd In the bushes and some of the regiments following were obliged to step over their prostrate forms. A sergeant of the Second Infantry , Kll- patrlck by name , shouted to the New York ers : "Why don't you como on ? I'm a New Yorker. " "Wo would , " replied Lieutenant Ilaffqrty , "If we had officers llko you havo. " "Como on without them , " the sergeant re torted. Quick as a Hash the lieutenant called to the men to follow him and they did. Temporary fright from lack of com petent leadership vanished In an Instant nnd the men marched to the front and fought and stayed there to the finish. These facts were related without comment by General Kent In his report of the day's operations. They were published in the New York World at the tlmo and aroused furious Indignation among the home patriots of Gotham. So Intense was the Indignation , whetted by rival papers , that the World qualified and withdrew the accusation. Later on , when the regiment came home nnd the shouting was over , members of the regi ment publicly reiterated the charge of cow- "ardlco against the officers. The outcome was , flrst , court-martial , then a board of Inquiry and the verdict given above , ap proved by the governor. In the whirligig of time the World has the satisfaction ot see ing Its rivals admit that the original pub lication was true to the letter. AM * THAT IS ASKED. American 1'rlnclplt'n in the Ultimate Solution of Philippine I'rubluni. St. Louis nenubllc. At the expansion mass meetings held In Chicago last Sunday a set of resolutions Introduced by General John C. Black , en dorsing the administration's course In the Philippines as thus far developed , was unan- fmpusly adopted. The fifth of thcso resolutions declared as follows : "Tho government of the United States should "be " , and webelieve will be , true to Its principles In the disposition of all questions that may arlso In the future In our relationship with the people of the Philippine Islands. " Every true American will heartily join In this expressed hope for the maintenance of American principles in the ultimate , solu tion of the Philippines problem. If these principles are upheld with steadfast faith , not only will such loyalty to the right do away with all danger arising from the ex isting situation , Tjut It willadd ) infinitely to the luster and glory of the American nanie , and will place this government forever be yond the reproach of having cleaved to Its principles only unMl tempted to their re pudiation by a sudden prospect of dazzling profit and power , which it was too weak in. moral force to resist. A consistent loyalty to American Institu tions demands that now , as never before , this government shall announce to the other great powers of the world the potency and the vitality of the Monroe doctrine as con trolling its International policy. Under that doctrine , since It was flrst formulated , the United States has consistently claimed control of affairs In the Western hemisphere , forbidding the encroachments of monarchical governments within Its legitimate sphere of American Influence. American honesty In voicing and enforcing the Monroe doctrine must bo proved ty a sturdy refusal to re pudiate that doctrine , no matter what the inducement. If the government of the United States Is "truo to Its principles In the disposition of all questions that may arise In the future In its relationship with the people of the Philippine Islands , " It will not permanently hold these Islands as an American colonial possession. Such acquisition would be con trary to the spirit of the Monroe doctrine a doctrine as binding upon us , In honor , aa it has heretofore been upon the land- hungry governments of the old world. TUB WATTI3HHO.N KISS. Information nil u Tom.'liliiK' Topic from tliP Stiir-I35' 'tl GoiIdewN. Chlcaco Inter Ocean , The Louisville Courier-Journal after beatIng - Ing about the bush for eorao tlmo touches upon the very delicate point at Issue in the following manned "Kissing Is largely a matter of feeling and Impulse. It was , doubtless , from a sud den Impulse that Jacob kissed Rachel , nnd then ho lifted up his voice and wept , be cause ho had not met her sooner. Neverthe less kissing , llko the other line arts , has a scientific basis. To the ordinary hearer music Is merely to please the ear , but in the last analysis U rests on mathwnatics , The evolution of harmony demands the proper nunVber of vibrations from each voles or Instrument , otherwise wo shall have nothing but discord. Kissing also must bo scientifically conducted , or It will be * far from harmonious. Diffusion In kissing Is un scientific ; the real science Is found In con- ' ccntratlon. To fclss 100 women In rapid succession Is as bad as to cat a mouthful from each of 100 dinners Instead of sitting down .to the best one and enjoying It to tha fullest extent. To kiss ono woman 100 times Is another story , " This Information coming from any source 'would ' be entertaining and pleasing , but coming directly from Kentucky , where ItUs- Jns has been regarded for a century or more as a fine art , it la also Instructive. Aside from the valuable addition which Mr. Wat- torson mokes to the literature of osculation , It 1s well to bear In mind that the editor of the Courier-Journal Is always thinking of the charming creature to whom ho gave un- Etintingly his first love , and for whom , though her beauty Is now faded and her charms are but memories , he still has a warm spot In the depths of his heart. It is unnecessary to say that wh i Mr , Wat- terson unbends from the task of president- making to a dlscueslon of the kUs , pro miscuous or concentrated , It is because his thoughts turn now and then involuntarily to the days when the star-eyed Goddess ot Uoforra was in tbe heyday of her bloom. AFK.UIIS I.CTIIA. . Indianapolis News : The reports as to the health of Havana nnd Santiago continue to bo of the most encouraging nature. The in telligent ami thorough cleaning of the cities nnd the other sanitary measures adopted by the present authorities are having their effect. So far , there have been very few cases of yellow fever. With proper precau tions there Is no reason , ono would think , why Havana and Cuba should''not bo ns healthy ns Galveston nnd Texas. Philadelphia He-cord : Payment to the Cuban troops of the $3,000,000 gratuity from tlio United States government will begin this week flrst to the troops In Havana province , nntl thereafter to these In other departments , ending with Santiago. The largess will bo shared by 10,000 men , so that each will re ceive { 75. U Is not much ; yet each recipient of this amount must flrst surrender nil nrms nnd war-like equipments In his possession , nnd this moans the practical disarmament ot the Island population nt n comparatively trilling cost. The gratuity is In effect nn ex change ot federal cash for the guns and cartridge belts of the former Cuban In surgents. Viewed In this light It scorns to to n very clever stroke of business. A dis armed population may be kept In order with very few battalions ot armed lioops. Philadelphia Ledger : It Is undeniable that there Is n strong party working for annexa tion. Business Interests , foreign ryndlcnte * , capital from this country and property holders Influence * nt the powerful ers , nro among work for a stable government. From the Interior of Cuba and from many points out- sldo of the largo cities a dally budget of bandit news comes to Havana. Guerrillas and bushwhackers are murdering , burnlnn nnd levying tribute upon Industry. Capital ists go to Havana , look over the ground , nnd decide to wnlt. Business halts , enterprise is checked nnd prosperity lags on Us way. The annexutlonlsts nrguo that satisfactory conditions will never bo reached until the United States sets all doubts nt rest by de claring that Its sway has como for good. Now York Tribune : Our Havana correspondent handsome Increase of spondent reports a custom house- receipts at that port. The total for the year promises to .bo not less than $10.000,000. To this sum the other ports will ndd two or thrco millions , ranking In nil a decidedly handsome revenue lor an Island of Cuba's size and present condition. Tfio Islnnd Is , of course , still suffering ter ribly from the effects of the war. Its In dustries are only 'beginning ' to revive. Its commerce Is only beginning to be restored. The tariff Is only holt as high aa It was. The population Is probably 23 per cent less than It was before Woyler pursued his cani- ralgn ot extermination , nnd the wealth and purchasing ability of these who are left nro reduced to a minimum. And yet the cus tom house revenues are today about as large as they were before the war , when the Industries and commerce ol the Island were at their height. Washington Pos.t : A loyal American , ed itor of a newspaper In Havana Mr. Thomas H. Dawlcy , the head of the Times of Cuba- has just bsen arrested , with the prospect of being thrown Into prison by order of n Cuban judge. He has not been confronted by his accusers. Ho goes to jail without trial , and ho will remain there at the caprice of a local judge not a Cuban * tmt n Filipino pine .who . holds n commission from Spain. This Judge bar decided that ho must pay a of certain discredited largo sum , on complaint ited 'employes men who have been dis charged by Dawlcy hecauso of dishonesty and Incapacity and theft. There hns bean no trial , no attampt to bring out the facts. between an American employer It Is n question ployer and ax Cuban defaulter , nnd the em ployer goes to jail without Inquiry , without opportunity to defend himself unless ho pays blackmail to the scoundrels who robbed him and the judge who pronounced sentence- It would ibo Interesting to know how long our military authorities Intend to sacrlllco American citizens to the brutal despotism which they were sent to Cuba to destroy. Our advices from Havana fairly reek with Instances of a like nature. I'EIlSO.VAlj ANI OTHERWISE. A man has been found In Wisconsin who refuses to accept a pass from the railway for which he works. And , strange to eay , ho Is not a legislator. The telephone girls ot Now York are thinking of forming a union. Are not their present extensive connections quite sufficient without any further union ? Prcslden Eliot of Harvard Is to deliver the address for ( Memorial day at the Mount Auburn cemetery. Auburn , Mass. The bodies of soldiers killed In every war since colonial days are burled there. Governor Roosevelt Is a strong advocate of the whipping post for wife-beaters and those who cruelly treat children and dumb animals. If a whipping post bill can bo paEsed at the next session of the legislature he oays ho 'will sign It. The United States government Is preparing to burn soft coal In the engine room of the federal .building In New York City. Of course the national government can defy local laws If It wants to , but the effect of such a policy Is likely to bo demoralization. The Corean diplomat appointed as min ister to this country to succeed Chin Pom Ye , who goes to Russia , Franco and Austria , Is Prince illn Tong Whan , flrst cousin to his king. Ho la n good linguist and was ppoclal ambaEsador at the coronation cf the czar and at Queen Victoria's jubilee. The present ohah has just celebrated his forty-sixth birthday. The shah Is enormously wealthy and almost the whole of his fortune consists of diamonds nnd precious ftoncs. The royal family of Persia Is ono of the largest In the world. There are some thou sands of princes and princesses and the pres ent occupant of the throne has a family of about twenty. According to President Blxby of the Ro- vcro Lay college , Massachusetts Is drifting Into paganism almost ns rapidly ns Now Hampshire. "In southeastern Massachusetts , in thirty-one towns , almost 200 families have not the word of God , and nearly 300 families are without nny religious books , in tbM nectlon forty out of every 100 families of Puritan extraction have left the house of God and have no connection with Christian ity , while many more are the merest bor derers on It. " 31 n1IIC1IIM ) TIIH GIJ.VS. Quality , > < > ( ( lUHiMHy , Counts In ( lie Final IIi-NiiltN. Now York * Tribune , The latent Kuropean critlca of the Amer ican navy look asltant at the limited room for men's quarters on nur ships and at the consequently small number of men employed upon them. The facts nro Indisputable , us reference to the record shows , \Vhat deduc tion Is to bo made therefrom Is , as Mr. Kip ling would oay , another Btory. Our tils cruiser Brooklyn , of 9,713 tons , for example , has only G22 men. TJi3 IlrKUli Achilles , of 0,820 tons , has 707 , nnd the War- eplte , of only 8,400 tons , has 533. The French Dupetlt Thouara , of 0,517 tons , has C12 men nnd the little Duplelx , of only 7,700 tons , has 631 , The German navy Is still inoro heavily manned , the cruiser Kaiser , of only 7,531 tons , having no fewer than 063 men. The same contrast exists in the rase of battlcshlrs- Our Oregon , of 10.2S8 tons , hai 473 men , The British Anoon , n.irflour and Centurion , of from 10,500 to 10,600 tons each , have respectively 515 , COC and C22 mon. The French ships of the Magenta class , of 10,850 tons each , have each CCO men. And the German Brandenburg , of 10,100 tons , has 552 men. To go to a larger type our Iowa , of 11,410 tons , has 505 men. The British Nile , of 11,010 tons , haa 558 , The French Amlral Dupcrro and Brennus , each a little smaller than the Iowa , have respectively C64 and COC men. And the- German Kaiser Wllholm II , of 11,120 tons , has 055 men. Wo bavo not beard that the effectiveness of our navy Is seriously Impaired by tha fewness of Its men. The Oregon maniiK < M to get nlonK very well on her unequalled voyage and In the fight nt Santiago with n , i smaller complement than European ships of her size. have. She had twenty-seven fewer men than the Vlzcnyn. or the Oquondo , though she wim S.2S8 tons larger ; but Rha contrived to hold her own In her "small bickering" with them , despite that handicap. Wo shall not npply to the case Dr. John son's famous statement of the ratio between J Kngllsh nnd French dictionary makers. Hut wo have nn Idea that the number of mon behind the guns does not matter much more than the degrco of proficiency these men attain nnd maintain In handling the Runs nnd especially In hitting targets with pro jectiles from them. LOOK TO THE UNITEFsTATES Newfmitullntiil People Knvor THI Country In Preference- to C'niimln. MARSHALL , Mich. , May 11. lit. Her. Bishop Hnwlcy of St. John's , N. F. , admin istered confirmation in St. Mary's church today to a largo class. In nn Interview Bishop Hnwlcy unld : "Tho public sentiment of Newfoundland Is more In fnvor of annex ation to America than of confederation with Canada. This fecllnR bus Doen accentuated by the fact that the country baa been re cently drawn Into a most shameful railway contract by n Canadian syndicate nnd Cana dian politicians. It amounts to a virtual swindling of the country out of a $13,000,000 railway and all our coal , minerals , forests nnd agricultural lands. A desperate flght for-our freedom Is now Imminent , Tbo local Parliament opens today , and It Is believed the government will bo defeated nnd the contract broken up. I do not believe there is any Immediate prospect of the settlement of the French shore question , The complica tion arises not from nny Intrinsic dlulculty In the case , but because politicians have always thought of It rather ns a means of exploiting their own popularity than of re lieving the country of the Bravo burden ot the French aggressions. " _ MM3S TO A TMro'lt Journal : The Lawyer Tnko your case to somebody else. You nro too tnln- Tno Client Hardly pay you to skin me , eh ? _ Washington Star : "Did you ever find that when you Blood tin to talk before nn nud - cnco you toi-Rot everything you ever knew ? " "No , " answered Senator Sorghum. "I } never was Investigated. " Chicago Record : "Clam nnd I hated awfir.U' to tuko oft our new hats nt the concert. " "nut you did. dldn"t you ? " "Yea ; and ntter the tiling was over wo found out that three blind men sat right behind us. " Somervlllc Journal : When n girl faints don't throw a glnR * of rold water In her face. It may bo effective , but she would ratiliEvr wait awhile mid come out of her unconsciousness mow gracefully , Detroit Frco Press : "It seems to mo that you have been u ! < MIK time writing that Hhort note , " said Mrs , Wincblddlc , who hud born -waiting for her hurband. "Yl-m , my dear. I wrote it on my new typewriter. " Chicago Tribune : "How much did thosn fish cost you ? " aslccd the friend nt the end of the plor. , , "They have cost me. a dollar nnd a half In boat hire , half n d.-.llnr . for minnows , half a dollar for the fish , 11 quarter for hush money to the chap who sold them to me , a suit of clothes , and probably my church membership , " replied the Sunday llsherman , with a hunted look In his eye- . Indianapolis Journal : "And , by the way , brother , " asked 'tho mlnlsttor who hart been called In to smooth the pathway of the ox- pirlng pioneer , "were till these bear stories the truth ? " The old man opened his eyes. "Parson , " said he , "tihnt'H a mighty mean advantage to take of a dyln' man , " Detroit Journal : Now thj Oriental farmer wept for joy. "Praised bo Allah ! " ho cried. "I have lifted the mortgage from my fourteenth A farmer there Is much like a farmer hro : farmers everywhere -will go In debt tor labor-saving machinery , thus yielding t'hem-'elvca Into the clutches of the money powor. CHUKIj CUTS. Philadelphia Press. The kid reporter heaved a pish and lit a cuondam pipe : Ho had treated it to make it old It certainly was "ripe" Then he glanced upon the paper nnd began h'ls ' old refrain , For the copy reader's pencl ! had been at his work again. 0 yo who toll In other fields beyond the Fourth Estate , You miss the Joy it offers In the hours that uro late : But you cannot know what grief It Is , you cannot know what pain. To sen your "biggest" story by the copy reader tlaln. I You pret a good assignment and are told to "puff It out , " And you do it to a column and a half or thereabout. Then the news room gets a "fake" about some dago prince who's sick , And the copy reader's pencil cuts your , story to a "stick. " It Is probable that reader has a wife and child , and hoNe No doubt must have a heart somewhere In his anatomy : But the mills Miat grind exceedingly fine , nnd take so long to twist , Aren't In It for a mlnuto with the copy wader's list. 1