TTTE OMAHA DAILY BEE : MONDAY , MAT 8 , 1890. 5
"You see , madam , Ivory Soap is really the most
economical. The cake is so large that it easily divides
into two cakes of the ordinary size. There is twice as
much soap as you get in the usual cake of toilet soap.
Then it is very economical in use , for although it lathers
quickly , it is always firm and hard , even in hot water.
As it floats , you can not lose it or leave it to waste in the
bowl. We sell it to all of our best trade for general use.1'
COPYRIGHT IIM nr TMI PROCTIR * GtMoit co , CINCINNATI
.AMUSEMENTS.
It wlis made qullo evident to those who
nttendcd the two performances of "Tho Tiii-
tlo" at Hoyd's theater Sunday that In to.i-
C coctlng farce comedies t.ho French authors
do not wrlto for Parisian Sunday schools ,
nor are American adaptations of their skit
tish plays Intended for consumption at re
ligious society entertainments. When one
goes to a French ball ho expects to have his
hat kicked off bcforo ho gets home , and nt
11 French play ho must not bo surprised to
have his everyday morals tilted a bit sldo-
ways before the curtain falls.
There Is hardly a line dr situation In this
much talked about play , "Tho Turtle , " that
appeals to any sentiment save sensuality.
There IB not a bit of brightness In It save
the spark here and there that comes from
the putrescence that penetrates the piece
from first to last. It there was a woman
in dither ot yesterday's audiences who did
not wish she was almost any place else before -
fore the second act was half over she was
Indeed hardened or of pronouncedly "ad
vanced Ideas. " If there was any In the vast
crowds who attended the play who did not
feel the necessity for fumigation after the
wallow of French filth It was because the
tittendanco upon places of amusement not
mentioned In respectable prints has accus
tomed them to verbal vllencss nnd situations
suggestive beyond comment. It la a nasty
French farce , such as has never before been
seen upon the stage of Boyd's theater , and
H Is a good thing that the theater Is to bo
without an attraction during this week , for
It will give Manager Burgess an opportunity
to have his play-house thoroughly scrubbed ,
fumigated and aired before a respectable
play Is produced In It again.
Before the much-talkcd-of disrobing scene
In act second there was an incident Intro-
ducod , unnecessary to the scene , between tue
French maid and a gentleman friend of the
family , so vile In Its suggestlvencss and so
unimaginative In Its nl th that the disrobing
net seemed rather tame besldo It.
Briefly , the story ot the play Is that of
n man with two wives on his hands at
onco. Ho' thinks ho has been divorced from
No. 1 , but she has secured a reversal of
the decree. She tries to get him to take
her back and he refuses. Then her mother
tries a French woman's game. She puts
her daughter to bed In his room nnd here
Is whore Isabellq Evesson docs a disrobing
act 1hat has seldom , If ever , been excelled
for brazenness on any stage. Certainly
Omaha has never seen anything quite so
bad. After the- disrobing act comes the hus
band and his pantomime Is even worse than
the woman'H undressing. Following this
bridal chamber episode when the two wives
and ono husband occupy the same room
como lines 'that wcro written to bring laugh
ter by their suggestlveness. Uttered by the
two mothers to their respective daughters ,
they reek with the slime of the social sewer.
Then 'there Is n chambermaid In the play
who Is constantly Inviting attention and
anaklng cffortH to entangle herself with men.
There are some other situations and lines
that are too foul to be hinted- In a rc-
epcctablo paper.
The men and women who play the various
roles are all very clever and as far as the
juerlt of their work Is concerned there is
nothing to criticise. They are , however ,
probably hardened or heartily ashamed of
themselves ; hence names or particulars are
riot to bo printed.
For the lovers of vaudeville entertain
ment the Crelghton-Orpheum this week
offers a bill diversified In Its character and
ono that Is oven better than that presented
last week. There are but two acts upon the
bill that might be called "fill-ins , " and they
are passably acceptable.
The feature of the bill Is the artistic llt-
tlu sketch offered by Felix Morris and his
company called "Tho Vagabond. " It Is a
jmthotlc little story of a veteran of the civil
war who , through unfortunate circum
stances , has become an outcast and for a
living sells brushes and paints. Happening'
Into the studio of a kind-hearted artist ouci
day he Is Induced to tell his story , which la
hair is starved
air
Hair Vigor
is food for starved
hair.
so touching In Its pathos and so clevcry told
by Mr. Morris , who assumes the role of the
Vagabond , that his audience Is moved to
tears. The part Is ono that fits Mr. Morris
to a nicety and In It he lsx given an excel
lent opportunity to show the splendid char
acter artist ho really Is. He Is supported by
Mr. Foster Lardner and Miss Rachel Croth-
ors , both of whom are capable artists.
For laughter Barnes and Slsson como Infer
for perhaps more than any others on the
bill. Their sketch Is called "The Theatrlca
Agent , " and while there Is little In It that
would suggest the title It Is replete with
good things laughable. Both are good sing
ers and their repertoire ot songs Is well
chosen. Miss Slsson's buck dancing Is ono
of the strong features of the act and Is the
best at Its kind sncn on the Orpheum stage
as yet. Their duet , "Susan Vanduzen , " was
a big hit last evening.
A novelty 'a.ct Is presented by the Pantzer
brothers , whose acrobatic work and head
balancing are simply marvelous. One of
the features of the turn Is that of doing a
head to head balance during which they play
a mandolin nnd guitar duet and the lower
man walks up and down a flight of stairs
balancing the other upon his head.
A novolU- musical net Is offered by Es-
meralda , who plays zylophone and violin
solos whllo standing on one foot upon a
swinging wire. She plays popular ns well
ns classical music that would bo very diffi
cult If she were on terra firms.
Hnnley nnd Jarvls do an up-to-dato talkIng -
Ing and singing specialty full of new jokes
and good lively comedy. They are clevur
entertainers and their singing Is not the
least feature of their act.
Maud Meredith Is a charming comedienne
with a good voice , which she uses to ad
vantage In tjlnglng several songs , some of
which arc quite difficult. ,
Lester and Stevens , eccentric acrobats
and dancers , complete the bill.
VISITED THE EXPOSITION
( iroiiniln mill HiillclliiniH Are Thrown
to I'nlille Inspection
Sunday Afternoon.
The Greater America Exposition grounds
formed the center of attraction for a large
crowd ot visitors yesterday afternoon , who
appeared anxious to sco what Is bclns done
In preparation for the coming exhibition.
The- buildings were all open to Inspection
and the crowd spent the afternoon In wan
dering through them and about the grounds.
Cara wcro packed with visitors the entire
afternoon , threatening clouds causing no
fear 'that ' the trip would prove a damp one *
A large force of workmen has been em
ployed on the grounds for some tlmo nnd
the effect of their presence Is noticeable
everywhere. Considerable curiosity has
been manifested concerning the durability
of the buildings and visitors yesterday ex
pressed surprise at the excellent condition
In which they 'were found. The directors
had them opened for Inspection and there
was nothing to hinder the pedestrians from
seeing everything there was to ho Been. The
grand court was a popular resort , as usual ,
while each scorned anxious to know what
wonders will be otTt-rea for the amusement
loving public on the Midway. Employes
about the grounds were kept engaged In
answering questions regarding the altera
tions to be made and the displays which are
to fill the buildings.
LUNCH STAND IS DESTROYED
( iiixolliic Stow SnrliiKN it I < rnk anil
Iiiitantly Stun * u Very
Mvoly Illiizr.
Yesterday morning , for the second time In
two months , the lunch stand at the corner
of Ninth and Dodge streets caught lire. At
the first flro two men were badly burned and
ono Is still In the hospital suffering from tbo
injuries Incurred. This time no ono was In
jured , but the stand la n wreck. The fire
started about 4 o'clock whllo the proprietor ,
James Ureln , was delivering a lunch down
the street. The gasoline stove sprung a
leak and a rcdhot blaze followed. There
was so much grease about the place that it
burned llko a Hash. The top was a mass of
flames In an Instant and by the time the fire
department arrived , although ono company
had only a block nnd a half to run , the place
was In ruins. Tbo proprietor estimates his
loss at ? 75.
FUNERAL OF W , R. BOWEN
I'rlvatr Service- the Hoitliloiioe anil
I'ulillu St-rvU'OM nt Mn-
Minlu Hull.
The correct anounccment of the funeral
rltea to be held over the body of the late
William H. Uowcn Is us follows : A private
service for 'tho family will bo held at the
residence , at which Rev. John Williams will
ofllclato ; tonight the midnight Koilash ser
vice will be held nt Masonic hall , admission
to be by special Invitation , and tomorrow
afternoon at 2 o'clock will bo held the public
funeral service at Masonic hall , In charge
of Capitol lodge No , 3 , A , F. and A. M. ,
Ilev. T. J. Mackay officiating.
LOCAL BREVITIES ,
Dr. Oren O'Near of Chlrago writes The
Bee to correct the statement that ho had
been refused a license to practice medicine
In Nebraska. He says the state board granted
him a llcenso on tbe presentation of his
diploma nnd papers , but have entertained a
request to revoke It , action on which has
been deferred.
Ur ? luUMi JAIL
Thirty-One Prisoners Waiting for Trial in
District Court.
POSITION OF JAILOR IS NO SINECURE
lie nnil III" AftNlMnnti Imil n I.Ur of
U'nti'liftilncRK Sonic of
the I'tMipItNoiv Itchlnil
the line * *
Visitors to the Douglas county Jail may
abor under the Impression that the position
of Jailor Is a sinecure , because ho Is often
found In his office apparently taking It easy.
A little experience wduld change 'their opin
ion greatly , because whllo there are mo
ments when the Jailor may sit down nnd
rest , ho and-hU assistants lead a life of
watchfulness. They may not have any desperate -
porate criminals In their custody , 'but Just
ns much care must bo taken to prevent a
break from occurring. For this purpose a
double watch Is maintained during the day
when visits to the Jail are more frequent
and 'the ' attention of ono man Is devoted
to defeating any effort to provide prlBoners
with tools with which they may tct out
nnd also being present when attorneys or
friends call upon some prisoner At night
one man looks utter the Jail and his tlmo
Is fully occupied.
U Is seldom that less than fifty prisoners
are confined In the Jail , serving out sen
tences Inflicted In the police court or await
ing trial for felonies In a higher tribunal.
At 'the present tlmo thirty-one prisoners nro
watching patiently for the coming of the
ordeal In the district court when they must
answer for crimes which they are charged
with having committed. The federal court
will have seven men brought before It within
ten days.
Tlinxu Ilolilnil tlio lliii-M. .
None ot the prisoners are charged with
very serious offenses except John Kerr ,
whoso trial Is now In progress. Ho U ac
cused of the murder of John Reid , his
father-in-law. The others awaiting trial In
'tho ' district court are : Lowell Adalr , forgery ;
Rolla Sprinkle , Frank Thomas , Martin
Dlxon , William Connelly , James Ryan , Jeff
Jones , Luke Long , burglary ; Ernest Ray ,
shooting with Intent to kill ; Thomas H.
Coolcy , cmborzlement ; Julia Rhodes and Kit
Burke , larceny from the person ; S. Benson ,
stabbing with Intent to kill ; John Dell-
bridge and Cy Button , grand larceny ; Albert
Smith , conversion as bailee ; John Mason ,
burglary and grand larceny ; Frank Johnson ,
alias William Nixon , highway robbery ;
Frank Johnson , forgery ; H. J. Moore , ma
licious destruction of property ; Ulysses Bos-
tlder and Louis Hauschlldt , Illegal fishing.
Julia Rhodes has been tried and found
guilty , but a new trial was granted her.
Jeff Jones entered a plea of guilty at the
last term of court , but sentence was de
ferred. Kit Burke also entered a plea ol
guilty , but Is awaiting a second trial.
There Is nothing particularly promising In
any of thcso trials , unless it bo found in
that of Cooley , when he is brought up for
embezzlement. He waived preliminary ex
amination and the fight will be Indulged In
when his case Is called. He Is accused ol
having appropriated something llko $2,000
whllo ho was cashier of the Omaha road.
Lowell Adalr worked a pretty smooth
scheme when he was out of jail and suc
ceeded In eettlng some money to which he
was not entitled. He found that an Omaha
man had some money lu an Iowa bank and
wrote the cashier for a remittance , which
was promptly sent. Adalr secured the money
and thoucnt the snap was so easy he mlghl
as well have $500 more. This tlmo the bank
was suspicious and began a little Investiga
tion. The draft was sent and Adalr nnd n
partner were arrested. Adalr was caught In
the bank presenting the check , whllo his
partner fell Into the tolls near the postofflco.
The second man escaped punishment whllo
Adalr was 'bound over. Adalr Is a youns
fellow -with one arm.
Rolla Sprinkle was the most offensive ol
any ot the burglars. Ho entered several
houses before ho was caught , one Infrac
tion being particularly flagrant on account
of 'his indecent conduct in connection with
the breaking. Julia Rhodes Is a notorious
colored crook who had half a dozen charges ,
preferred against her before a successful
case was made. Kit Burke Is a tvhlto
woman with one foot In the grave as the re
sult ot dissipation and clgarretto smoking
Luke Long Is an habitual Inebriate and en
tered a meat market to steal something
which he could dispose of to obtain money
with which to purchase drink.
Of those to bo tried In the federal court
three are accused of changing the denom
ination of currency. They gave the names
of W. V. and W. D. Houck nnd O. AV. Ken
nedy. They were sent up from Falrbury.
Richard Porr and Harry Eby are accused of
selling liquor to Indians. James Twin
awaits trial on the charge of selling liquor
In the Indian country. John -Domasu will
plead to a charge of selling liquor on a
government reservation without license.
Chliin'H Powerful Sivord.
There Is an ancient and dreadful sword
In China. It gives to the man who happens
to hold It the power to cut off the head of
any one he wishes without danger of pun
ishment. All people flee from this sword
as fearfully ns stomach Ills flee before the
approach of Hosteller's Stomach Bitters.
This famous remedy cures all forms ot
stomach troubles , beginning with constipa
tion and ending with liver or kidney disease.
It will bo found In nit drug stores and it
always cures.
AMATEUR DETECTIVE WORK
KoiiifMvIint AiuiiMliiK lint Succednfu
Mi'thiMl of Timothy SnrKrtie In
Trni iiliiB"u Female I'lcUitocUet.
Timothy Surgruo Is the name of a Councl
1luffs shopkeeper who turned detective bs-
CMISO tlio sleuths ofHho Omaha police force
as he says , "were no good. "
fiiirgruo Is a man of much cunning nnd
by his wiles ho trapped a woman Saturday
night who robbed him several days ago of
$10. Catching the woman Involved the ar
rest of n friend nnd a further outlay o
money , but the man from across the river
wanted the satisfaction of knowing who 1
was that had robbed 'him ' nnd ho got It
although the police are still laughing a
the method ho took to make the discovery.
Last week Surgruu came to the city ana
made tbo acquaintance of Sadlo Richmond
During the few hours ttiey poised togcthe
tbo Richmond woman contrived to steal } 10
from her companion's pocket and for thl
offence she was arrested a few hours later
Surgrue being the complaining witness. Th
police wore unable to recover the money ana
Surgrue was not positive It was Sadie Richmond
mend who robbed him.
To make sure lie gave a friend $2 and per
suaded him to make the woman's acquaint
auce , letting her know that ho had th
money loose In his pocket , to see If eh
would steal It. This the friend , whose nara
Is M. F. Wiley , agreed to do.
Wiley , who has a store at 710 Broadway
Council Bluffs , met Sadie Richmond Satur
day night and followed out Surgruo's In
DOES COFFEE AGREE WITH YOU ?
If not , drink Graln-O made from pur *
grains. A lady writes : "The first time
made Graln-O I did not like It , but afte
uslntr It for one week nothing wouH Induce
mo to KO back to coffee. " It i.ourlshee
end feeds th system , Tha chlldrsn can
drink It ire ly with treat btn flt. U U the
DtrenRlhenlnir ubstuice of pure grain *
Get a paikago today from your grocer
follow the directions tn maklnr Ft am
you will have delicious and healthfu
table bvtrce for old ad yuving , Uo
truetlon.i to the letter , with the result that
lie J2 wag stolen from his pocket. Then h ?
md the woman arrested and ho was locked
p ns complaining witness.
DORSEY B , HOUCK'S FUNERAL
; io < nicnt Tribute * tit nil IXromnl
Cltlr.oii nnil Yctornii of
Two AVnrn ,
The funeral services over the remains of
ho late Dorsey D. Houck were held nt the
amlly residence , 2016 Spruce street , yostcr-
ay afternoon and wcro largely attended.
Vll ot the county and city ofllclals were
irosent to do honor to the < lead man nnd
ho district Judges and employes ot the
ounty and city offices were well represented ,
'he services were under the auspices of
Ouster Test No. 7 , Grand Army of the lie-
nibllc , ot which the deceased was n mem-
> er , and the Women's Hellef corps No. 62.
Rev. T. J. Mackay of All Saints' church
ead the beautiful and simple Episcopal
Itual an\l spoke briefly. Ho said In part :
"There can bo no sting In death , cspc-
lally to such a man as was Dorscy U.
louek , full of years nnd possessed of the
steom of his fellow men. The death of
his grand old man was as natural ns the
ailing ot the leaf from the tree In the an-
iimn. The rcecs wither and leave us , yet
vo do not mourn for them , for wo know
hey will return lu the spring. And so It
s with Dorsey Houck. Holll meet us In
ho great beyond and welcome us to that
hore. Wo can only put away his body his
oul Is at rest. On fame's eternal camping
ground he Is answering the- roll call of that
great commander cheerfully and Joyously ,
lo was a noble , true , bravo man , unlvcr-
ally beloved for his uprightness , consclen-
lousncss niul honesty of purpose. "
Judge Bstolle , for Ouster post of the
Grand Army of the Republic , spoke touch-
ngly ot the deceased. Ho referred to his
remarkable record ns a veteran of two wars
and said ho would speak no words of ful-
Bomo prnlso or flattery. Ho expressed the
lope that as ho approachcil the cold waters
of the stream we nil must some day cross
10 might bo greeted with the salutation ,
'Hall , comrade , hall ! " from the other side ,
and might give back 'tho answer Joyously
and proud , "Hall , comrade , hall ! "
At the conclusion of the services the
frlenda of the family were given an oppor
tunity to view the remains as they lay
peacefully at rest In the casket draped
with 'the ' flag ho loved nnd for which he
sacrificed so much that was dear to him.
Thurston rifles No. 2 , under the command
of Captain Hayward , headed the procession
.0 the cemetery and 'Were followed by a dele-
jatlon from Ouster post of the Grand Army.
3n cither side of 'the ' hearse and acting as
the escort for the remains , was a firing
squad of High school cadels , under the com
mand ot Captain Frank Hughes. When
Forest Lawn was reached the. ritual of the
Grand Army was recited nnd the flag service
of the Women's Hellef corps performed. The
firing squad fired the usual three volleys
and the bugle sounded taps.
The pall-bearers were Mayor Moores ,
Judge Fawcett , W. S. Strawn , Leo Estellc ,
J. N. Wcstberg , D. M. Haverly , C. M. Harp-
ster and John McDonald.
Hoynl XclKliltorn' Suprcm < : Camp.
A number of delegates left yesterday nnd
more will follow today to attend the meet
ing of the supreme camp of Uoyal Neigh
bors which will convene In St. Paul , Minn. ,
Tuesday. It Is estimated that fully 300 dele
gates will be present. Omaha Is expected to
furnish fifty and Judging from the number
who departed yesterday there will be no dis
appointment for the Mlnnesotaus. Among
those who will attend from hero are the
supiemo oracle , Mrs. E. U. Watt , and Mrs.
C. E. Allen , a member of the supreme
board of managers.
PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS ,
O. P. Shiras , United State Judge at
Dubuque , was In the city Sunday , a guest of
the Mtllard.
W. H. Kllpatrlck , a prominent railroad
contractor of Newcastle , Wyo. , was In the
city yesterday.
J. F. niechhart , formerly editor of the
Grand Island Independent , was in the city
Sunday , a guest of the Murray.
Isabel Evesson and Slgnor Peruglnl of
the Turtle company and Henry Doele Parker ,
manager of the company , were guests ot the
Mlllord yesterday.
Hev. Joseph Ellison of Carver , Mass. , Is
in the city visiting Dr. Vyrnwy Morgan. Ho
is on his way to California to attend the
national convention of the Baptists.
At the Murray : J. C. Miller , Omaha ; Mr.
and Mrs. A. J. Bishop , Chicago ; C. E.
Prince , St. Paul ; George n. Sprague , Afton ;
Lellx Morris , New York ; Miss Itachcl , Ant-
ller , Now York ; J. V. Webster , Lincoln.
At the Mlllard : James E. Hoban , Kan
sas City : Mr. and Mrs. G. W. LaDrandlc ,
Kansas City ; Edward T. Ross , Philadelphia ;
J. C. Small , S. H. Plukham. G. B. Johnson ,
Charles M. Neal , New York ; W. S. Mcl'hall ,
Boston ; H. M. Kohn , Chicago ; E. A. San-
don , St. Louis ; L. E. Lowengath. Buffalo ;
William N. Ward , Now.York ; Otto Grainra ,
Laramle ; Slg. Isaacsokohama ; F. Son-
nenchelm , West Point ; A. F. Turpln ,
Denver.
At the Klondike : G. L. Munford , Her
man ; Fred Suckland , Fremont ; J. M. Roth ,
Hamburg , In. ; D. L. Roberts , Chicago ; C. J.
Williams , Fremont ; S.-Starr and son , Chad-
ron ; G. Hose , James Hinds and F. Wood-
berry , Butte , Mont. ; Fred Cayon , Decatur ;
W. H. Statla , Bancroft ; J. H. Carter. Pitts-
burg , Pa. ; E. B. Martin , Springfield , Mo. ;
H. H. Freytog , Denver ; J. W. Harris , Sioux
City ; F. Nicholson , I'lttsburg , Pa. ; Frank
White , J. A. Alexander nnd S. Hill , De
catur ; H. Heberer , Chicago ; H. Snow , Do-
catur.
At the Her Grand : E. G. Marsh and wife ,
Minneapolis ; M. Reed , St. Louis ; Walter
Chrlss , 'Milwaukee ; F. J. Hill , Chicago ;
Ralph Kyhman , Davenport ; Ed Mayer , Chicago
cage ; O. M. Payne , Chicago ; H. C. Pressey ,
Philadelphia ; I. B. Jones , Chicago ; C. E.
Cohoes , Grand Rapids ; John L. Handley ,
Denver ; F. P. Herrlngton , Onelda ; B. F.
Woodford , Chicago ; G. S , Graham , New-
York ; W , H. Reed , Cleveland ; Mrs. Louis
P rry , Hot Springs ; E. Chapman , Boston ;
H. Kochlor , LaMars ; Charles C. Parmelee ,
Plattsmouth ; Max Davis , Cincinnati ; George
Smith and wife , Chicago ; H. E , Opgood ,
Newark ; F. J. Wirtz , N. H. TIgho nnd L. B.
Cowan , Chicago ; William Muchlhousen , Lin
coln.
Nebraskans at the hotels : G. W. Stan-
cliff , Grand Island ; Henry R , Gerwlg , John
T. Coleman , Plattsmouth ; George Tartsch ,
Henry Harold , Plattsmouth ; A. P. Slack ,
G. R. Allen. Junlata ; A. W. Seara , Grand
Island ; W. P. Mills , Sidney ; E. P. Locke ,
Nebraska City ; Ora D. Ball , Gonon ; D. B.
Ball , Wllcox ; Dewltt Knopp , Wahoo ; N. D.
Johnson , Nellgh ; W. H. Reynolds. Chndron ;
H. E. Scupturo , Stanton ; W. II , Dewing ,
Norfolk ; V. E. McCarty. North Platte ; Wil
liam Kerr , Waterloo ; J , W , Denton , Smith
Ilrowo , William Brown , Joseph King , W. A.
Crane , Waterloo ; E. A. Doyle , Elkhorn ; J ,
G. Seefers , William McWhortcr , Waterloo ;
D. A , Jones , Wayne ; William Bill , H ,
Pichard , Valley.
/ Was Run JDoira ,
Sleepless , Nervous , Lacked Ambition and was Never Witli-
, out that Tired , Listless Feeling' ; Cured by
V
Dr. Miles' Restorative Nervine.
The nerves of the human body net as
to convoy to tlip brain Ini-
of outward offoi'ts , and to con
voy from this brain to this inusrlos and
organs * nurvi' forces or vital powor.
Without this vital power the hwirt ,
stomach , lungs , bowels and all orpans
of the body would ho unablp to perform
their functions and life would coaso.
When those mossongera broonio de
ranged or the supply of nerve force Is
depleted , the. best remedy to restore
them to their normal condition IR lir.
Miles' Hestoratlvo Nervine. It creates
a good appetite , gives refreshing sleep
and CHIPS that tired feeling. It acts
on the nervous system , which controls
all the process of the body , tonlnlg It up
Into .sound and vigorous action. It
overcomes the excessive wasting nnd
puto back the lost llcsh.
Lester S. Corbitt , Danbwy , Conn. , says :
"Threo years ago I was completely run down ,
and was suffering constantly from extreme
AS SEEN BY FUNSTON'S ' MEN
oil the Ilattlc of Cnlooehu
from the Twentieth KIIIINIIH
llrKimcut ,
About a year ago CE. . Ady , the well-
rinown Insurance man , whllo visiting Topeka -
peka , became Interested In one of the bright
members of the Twentieth Kansas Volun
teers , who were then being mustered In , nud
asked him to write him about his first en
gagement. To Mr. Ady's surprise and pleas
ure ho has Just received a letter from his
protege redeeming the promise. From the i
letter , which la signed by Robert D. Max-1
well , corporal of Company A , Twentieth )
Kansas , the following extracts arc taken :
"Dear Sir : I doubt very muh whether or
not you can recall my name or my face , but
ono year ago when the soldiers were In
Tcpeka , Kan. , I promised to write you a
tow llnea after our first engagement with
the enemy.
"If I say little about the other regiments
except my own It Is because I know little 1
about them and their movements as I was
kept pretty busy In my own regiment , but'l
< lo know that each and every company In
the Philippine Islands has tlouo nobly ,
whether It was on the firing line or guard
ing In the city. As soon as the firing opened
up It spread like wildfire and soon ex
tended around to our lines. Then wo were
called out. Our company was left In town to
guard headquarters 'but ' later on the luck
was on our sldo and wo were sent to the
firing line with a train of ammunition. I
knew that I was going to bo on the firing
line and"I felt nervous , but so far we 'had '
not felt shaky. Soon after we reached the
line and tahlnir our train behind a largo
building they opened up flro on us , and our
boys answered , and then I shook and made
a good job of It. iMy knees would not re
main quiet and my hips tried to tear them
selves from my body. I have heard old sol
diers talk about the whirr of bullets and
the shriek of bursting shells , but at that
time I could not agree with them. The
funny part of It was tliat I supposed I was
the only coward and the only one that felt
so Impressed whenever a bullet came nearer
or a shell exploded quite close. But do you
know I spolto to most every fellow In our
company and the whole lot shook until It
was hard to speak without losing some teeth
or biting one's tongue.
"Tho major gave me ten men and sent mo
back to town for more ammunition , and thu
rest of the company went on the firing line.
We had no more .trouble there for a while ,
but returning with the ammunition wo were
fired on three times nnd had .to kill three
natives. Sharpshooters were In every church
tower and on top of the houses. Wo soon
got orders to shoot every man seen on a
house top. I was kept on the ammunition
train for three days and In the meantime our
lines advanced steadily , leaving the woods
filled with dead natives.
"I will try to give you an Idea of the bat
tle of Caloocan , In which our regiment took
a strone part. Caloocan Is a town about
six or seven miles from Manila , or , I should
have said. It was a town , for now It Is a
heap of ashes. Our lines were about two
miles from Caloocan , lying in trenches
awaiting the order to advance. At 3 o'clock
the order came * to be prepared for an ad
vance. At about this tlmo Dewey opened
up , sending shell after shell Into the woods
and town in front.
"At 3 o'clock Dewey stopped firing and wo
advanced , every man going over the trench
with a bound nnd starting forward. Wo
had not gone far when we were flrcd on from
houses and trees and from behind the
trenches. Wo advanced steadily on until
we heard the trumpet say , "Charge on them ,
boys , " then with a yell that In moat cases
would raise the dead wo started on a run
with the bayonets fixed. The natives could
not stand this and left the trenches filled
with dead and wounded. But wo did not
stop here. We could flee the tower of Ca
loocan church , and so still advanced wading
rlvors nnd sometimes through mud up to
our waists , never stopping unless It was to
shoot a sharpshooter out of a tree or to put
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Are world winners no shoe over Bold
at that price can begin to show mich
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Is a vast difference in qualities tlioso
Minio shoos sell at il.f ! 0 elsewhere but
we've always sold them at $ ; i.OO then ,
too , It makes a big difference If your
dealer known how to buy shoos we've
been In business so long gave such
big values for the money at all times
that It seems unnecessary to say more
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Cent ( or the
nervousness nnd sleeplessness. 1 was never
without ttiat tlrod feeling ; my stomach was
In a weak condition nnd I was unabln to oat
the lightest food without having distressing
rains. Dyspepsia and gaa forming continu
ally on my stomach made mo most miserable ) .
I had been treated by good doctors nnd hart
taken n number of advertised medicines , butte
to no avail. A druggist recommended Dr.
Miles' nestoratlvo Ncrvlno and t tried It.
Improvement began at oncp. 1 continued
taking the remedy In connection with Dr.
Miles' Xervo and Liver 1'llls nnd I soon toll
Hko my old self again. 1 can rccoinmrnii
the Dr. Miles' Remedies , as they restored
my health. "
By bringing sound , refreshing sleep to the
tired brain , soothing the Irritated nerves am )
creating good appetite , Dr. Miles' Hcstora-
ttvo Nervine overcomes tlio excessive waste
of the system nnd replaces what disease has
robbed It of. It adds strength to the vital
forcq nnd assists untilro to build up the
worn out tissues.
"Eight years of suffering from nervous
our guns In the river to cool them. Some
times wo stopped to make sure a native Was
dead and not lying down to cscapo Injury.
Some of thorn would fall as though dead and ,
after wo had passed , would climb n tree and
shoot every soldier that passed that way.
Even the wounded would rise up and shoot
after we passed. This lead to nil order to
take no prisoners , but to shoot all.
"Our boys entered the outskirts of Caloo ?
can and charged up the hill to the church ,
the natives Dying In front , and in less tlmo
than It takes to wrlto It our flag was on the
very ton of the church and Its bolls were
rlnelnc out our victory. We did not stop
here , but charged on and on until dark.
Then we stepped and threw up trenches just
outsldo of 'Malabon. ' Since then wo have
done nothing. I think our leaders are waitIng -
Ing for re-enforcements. Then I suppose wo
will go across the Island , unless the natives
see fit to give In before then. After the bat
tle of Caloocan I went back over the field
and In one place saw as many as thirty dead ,
some lying In the trenches nnd some In the
ruins , burned to a crisp. Every man had a
box of matches and not a house Is standing
where wo have crossed. "
People who have once taken DoWltt's
Little Early Risers will never have anything
else. They are the "famous little pills" for
torpid liver and all Irregularities of the sys
tem. Try them and you will always use
them.
MEMORIAL DAY pF A. 0. U. W.
Decoration of the ( irnvcn of the De
parted MrmlicrN of the Oriler
in ( ) in it ha.
The decoration day established by the
Ancient Order of United Workmen was ob-
fcerved yesterday .by the lodges of the city ,
the graves of each deceased 'brother ' being
covered with flowers and emblems of the or
der. In the afternoon elaborate services
wcro conducted at Hanscom park , attended
by a larco number.
The day set apart by the order throughout
the country for the decoration of graves is
the first Sunday In May. It has not been
regularly observed In this city , but It Is
expected that no neglect will bo detected In
the future. The decoration of graves was del
egated yesterday to committees from the
various lodges , each lodge looking after the
graves of Its own members. It Is estimated
that between seventy-five and 100 wore vis
ited. In the afternoon at 2 o'clock the
lodges met at the central hall , corner Fif
teenth and Douglas streets , nnd proceeded to
the park. The procession , four blocks in
length , was led by Past Master Workman
Dr. II. A. Worley and the Omaha Military
band , under the leadership of W. L. Dod-
son. SJx uniformed teams were represented
and nlno lodges.
At the park a large number of friends of
the order were present to listen to the serv
ices. Past Master Workman Worley made
a 'brief address , which was followed by an
Invocation by Past Master W. II. Wonham.
All Joined In singing the opening ode of the
memorial service. Past Master Workman
Lyman Searles delivered an appropriate ad
dress , which was followed by an address 'by '
Past Grand Master Workman J. W. Carr on
the good work accomplished by the organi
zation In Omaha since Its Inception. Pant
Master Workman Worley delivered the rit
ual address provided for such occasions.
These services were interspersed with sev
eral selections by the band.
At the close of the formal exercises the
crowd dispersed , to reassemble at a mouml
on the hillside where the symbolic decora
tion with the emblems of the order and
wreaths occurred. Here the band played a
prostration , sleeplessness , general debility ,
headache , overwork nnd heart trouble ren
dered my life most miserable. 1 took all
kinds of medicine , employed physicians and
advertised preparations , but none of them
helped mo. Finally I heard of Dr. Miles'
Restorative Nervine nud Now Heart Cure
and began using them. A few bottle * ot
these wonderful medicines vero sufficient to
brnco mo up nnd tticy eventually restored
mo to good health. "
.MRS. A. M. 1IANNA.
7S1 Tonawandn St. , Uuftnto , N. Y.
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treatment , consisting of Dr. Miles' Hu-
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IMlls and Dr. Miles' Noo'o and Liver
Pills will be sent absolutely free of cost
to any person who will send name and
address on a postal card , requesting the
samples , and mentioning the name ol
this paper.
Dr. Miles Medical Co. , Klkhart , I ml.
dirge and the Workmen sang "Nearer , Mj
God , to Thco. " The ritualistic cercmon )
was read by representatives of the order.
TRAMP STEALS BANK CHECK
Few llonrn I.ntor lip IN I.mtilcil til .Jail
anil the 1'niior In Ite-
coveretl.
Gus Johnson Is the mtmo of a hobo'who
purloined a check for ? 31.S5 from a money
drawer In Wearno Brothers' safe. Johnson
came to the city afoot via 'tho ' railroad
track nnd Jato Saturday afternoon passed
Wearno Brothers' foundry at 1409 Jackson
street. The door of the firm's olllco was
open and the room was deserted. The door
of the safe was open too and Johnson saw
the money drawer partly pulled out. The
ehaneo was too good to bo missed , so the
tramp entered and ransacked tha till. There
was no money in sight , hut among a lot of
uncndorucd checks was ono payable to a
person who had endorsed It In blank. That
made it as good as money , and Johnson
slipped U Into his pocket and made his
escape.
'When ' the theft 'was discovered the police
were notified and Detectives 11 colon nud
Hudson were detailed to find the robber.
They met Johnson on Ten'th ' street and ar
rested him , having obtained his description
from Herbert Halten , proprietor of a pawn-
ehop at 416 South Tenth street , where Ihe
tramp had endeavored to cash the paper ,
The check was recovered.
Hurt lu u ColIlMlon.
While driving rapidly down Nineteenth
street to avoid being drenched by the rain ,
John Jewell of Missouri Valley , riding In
a single buggy , collided with Fred Lang's
carriage at Cumins street last night about
6:30 : o'clock.
The rear wheels of the carriage wcro
broken oft by Jewell's vehicle nnd It was
overturned , throwing the occupants to the
pavement. With Mr. Lang were his wife
and three children. Two or the little ones
escaped unharmed , but a C-months-old baby
and Mrs. Lang wore severely bruised , hav
ing been dragged nearly 100 feet. The
horses wore stopped by Conductor Ennls of
a passing motor nnd Mrs. Lang nnd her
baby were taken to their home at 1213
South Twelfth street. The carriage was
demolished. Jowell was held at the police
stat/on / pending an Investigation of the acci
dent , but he was released when It was
learned that it was not caubcd by careless
ness.
Prescriptions
Wont stand any subatl.
luting nor will you
take your prescriptions
where substituting is nl-
lowed If you know it
Wo place behind our
clerics ono of tbo most
complete stocks of nuro
froph Drugs In tbo West
and no matter wrhat
tbo proscriptions , bring
it to us and wo will fill
ft properly at a very
reasonable co.it.
THE AlOE & PENfOLD CO. ,
Lareent Retail Drnt ; House.
1408 Fnrnam. OMAHA.
OPPOSITE PAXTON HOTEL
Our Table Spread
At tlio reduced prices of oue-lmlf our
former elmrRi's Is proving quite n suc
cess tlio IwslnosK men nud women gen
erally are taking advantage of our
nit'iiu wblrli is as elaborate now afi be
fore tlio cut The service , lee , IH Just as
line Wis wlsb to particularly call at
tention to our suppers from r > : : ! 0 to 8UO ;
at tbe Mime reduced prices--Xowbeiv
In Omnlin cnn such n supper Jiu found-
no matter wbat the price you pay Try
us this evening and then you will come
again ,
BALDUFFS ,
to 2i30. Suppcr-SdO to &ML
1520 Fnrnam Sfc
We do the Framing -
Do It for most all Omnlni do It HO
cheap tbat you can't afford to go to tlio
lumber yard and get common moulding
and nuke them yonrnolf we have a
great big factory on Izurd street then
wo make ilium bi'tter than yon can , for
we litive men that do nothing else but
make frames continually at It makes
their work perfection hundreds of now
and di'Klrable mouldings to select from
and work delhvred In twenty-four houra
Have your old pictures refrained ,
A. HOSPE ,
We oelebrnte our 25th budneia aanl >
Tcriurr Oot. 23rd , 1SDO.
Music and Ait 1513 Douglas ,
