THE OMAHA. DATLT HUTS : VY , AP1UL 1'1809. . FADS OF GOTHAM SWELLS Heneyaoon Obalni for Brirlea and Crystal Hearts for Mtrtirnsn. STRIVING TO REGAIN ANIMAL MAGNETISM .crloii Uml envoito Aiiilrv | llic AH of KnVliinnon-Cnrillmil HiiU-s 'of. ' Alllnllj-ltimlnt Col- i lection of llj e.i. .N'KV ? , "VljTiK , Apr ! , 10.-Speclal ( Corre- rfwnddHre.ji-fientlment is J11 ardently charlsaW hi New York wtelety that votes Itself aristocratic. Investigate for Instance tfiB Jewel W'ssaa of many fine women and you will dfStover that their favorite orna- tflehts have a deeper significance than u-p deslru for decoration. To substantiate this It ts easy lo cite the honeymoon chains , tin- crystal lockets and the cameo brooches that appear so popular. A honeymoon chain Is sure to adorn the neck of every neu- married woman , especially when she conn1- bnck from her bridal trip. Mra. George Vaiidcrbllt , Mrs. Clarence Mackay and Mr. John Llvermore , all have them , the llnk- of gold and the stones , three , seven , nmr- fifteen , nineteen or twenty-ono In number und widely varied. Mrs. George Vanderbllt had the first ch.vn end the lovely stones In it arc , some of them very precious and beautiful , some nut- brown pebbles. They all commemorate A day of special happiness In her honeymoi n travels , and her husband gave her every stone. There was a day in Vienna that i. , marked by a rich emerald , there was ou. > on the shores of nn Italian lake registered by a tiny round shell-white pebble and one nt Capri recalled by a ball of the heaviest turquolhe. When Mrs. Vanderbllt came home with her chain all the doting young husbands adopted the pretty Idea and some of the chains are of gold punctuated with beautiful polished bits of black or pink mar ble , granite , crystal , agate , moonstones ami river pearls reaped from a bridal tour through our own Mates. .Memorial Jr Molry. Queen Victoria established the precedent for the cameo bracelets and brooches , for It is the good widow's custom to have the head of every ono of her beloved children nnd grandchildren delicately carved and set in Jewels bcforo their marriage , so In case death or wide seyis should part her from them she can wear and contemplate their carved likeness. Now , when n fashionable woman weds It Is her filial duty to sit for a cameo portrait , set the little work ot art ns a iwearablo ornament and present tbo same to the bereaved mother. Mrs. Oliver Belmont Is frequently seen wearing a lovely cameo of her daughter , the duchess , Mrs. Lcltcr owns n bracelet showing the delicate features of tbo vlccrcno of India and Miss Helen Gould has a charming cameo ot the Countess Castellanc. Most lovely and tender , though , Is the sentiment that clings about the crystal ' hearts that are nowadays the substitutes for the dear , ugly old style tialr brooches. Great ladies in I'arls first wore crystal T 'i li'/'r ' ' ' 'Ticnr. > y are ' / , . i' , nr. , ; , i' , lee * clt-e.enter ( > l , t o b nt tn their mind * at the expense of their h"am , in short , they have no ontm.il magnetism , " * ld thi * ob er er. "Their tears do not come easily , their Mushes are rare , their voices are cold and clear , and. If you 1111 allow me , " he went on , "I wilt ay I met only a few 1 < ! ! ! la New York society who p ( sc ft animal magnetism in the highest degree. Three ft them were fretn the sooth. They irere MM. Victor It. N'cwcomb , iMrs. liana Otbuon and Mrs. Worthlngton Whltehouse. Two. t bellevp , re N w Yorkers , Mrs. tVllmcrdlng snl Mrs. Carley Hsvemeyer , and ldy Curzon , ft western woman , hat this divine clement BIOSI wonderfully developed. " , What this foreign novelist said has evi dently struck deep Into the minds of the New York women , for every maid and THE WIDOW WITH THC GLASS HHART. matron you meet camps \olumo of Shafts- bury under her arm , quotes liberally from his works and is practicing concentration , deliberation and reciprocal Influence , the three cardinal rules of nfllnlty. All of this goes to prove that our women have come to the conclusion that it is better to have ono ounce of animal magnetism than an al most unlimited supply of gowns from Paris , the readiest tongue In town or the smartest 1 figure and the fairest face to bo seen on I Fifth avenue. Mrs. Frederick Picrson heads the largest class of these students of Shaftsbury and if animal magnetism is to bo cultivated thcso determined ladies are sure to succeed. Their serious endeavor is to acquire an art of fascination that is by no means dependent AN OLD BACHELOR'S TUBASUIin. hearts circled with pearls or diamonds. The hearts are cut In faets of the clearest crystal , nnd In their transparent depths aleck lock of hair from the bead of a dead loved o'no Is scaled. No ono knows just how the hnlr Is placed In the solid lump of crystal gave tfto French maker , and an enormously wealthy woman who lost her son on thf hunting field had the first locket In New- York. Since then the French maker IMS re-apod a harvest of American dollars. Thcvo Is no danger of tha locket reliquary be coming vulgarized , for It costs J500 to have one of these small crystal cases made for hair wlthqut including any Jeweled Betting. Ai'iiulrlnu : Aiilnml .MnmirllMiii. A famous foreigner wlio visited New York last year Inuded the American women to the skies. He thought them the wittiest , most accomplished , most beautiful nnd admirably drcesed , vivacious creatures , but ho found THE 1'OWCB OF CONCENTRATION. on material aids. When you meet a studen of Shaftsbury you can mark her from afa by her deliberate gait , by her rather slo' . low words , the earnest flattering attcntlo : she gives your every remark , by her alinos Etudloua disregard of her elegant costume by her frequent beaming smllon and rar laughter , by the way her cyjps brim wit : tears when you tell of your misfortuneth radiant Joy her countenance expresses n your feeblest Joke and by her clenched hand when you relate a tragic tale. It may no be unite sincere and It may be all carefull studied , but certain It is that In the 1m mediate future she who possesses no anlma magnetism will never be a success In thi regenerated realm of the -100. Ait 13 } c Collfo.llon. "Do men cherish fads. Idle little fancle for collecting frivolous pretty things ? " nske a new comer to New York at a luncheon th oilier day. "Why , my dear girl ! " exclalme one cpicurlenne over her helping of carpi tongues , "have you never seen Mr. Mario' MiiecUon of miniatures , young Haveaieyer' b ixes of cyei , or Mr. Otis' case full c Clippers ? They are all daft about tbe pret tiest sorts of fads and they will go any rea aunable lengths to add another perfect spec ! men to their private museums. " Mr. Marie began long ago with old mini ; tuu'H of beauties. He never bought inlnii tuieg of men and after the supply of at tl.jue 'portraits on ivory gave out be beg.i to look out for Ideally lovely living womei When a particularly lovely debutante oem out In New York she is pretty sure to I asked sooner or later by Mr. Marie to s for her portrait , and \\hen she consents t has the be t miniature pai&Ur in tbe ell take down h r fair faoe on ivory. No gl ever refuse * , of eourM , for to appear in tt Marie collection is to have your reputatio for physical loveliness oaUbllibed. It all means to be painted by tb bst talent , 1 be iumptuously fraaied in gold and J we ! and to ultimately nnil a proud place In U | nietrat > ollt u JQUMUU among the works i art fi > r t. ) the inuM-um Mr Mane is gulr ' tf > K \t > h > tica > t"vil p.i-'ue'.J womon. Ill It Is Lwt . .my iKu < t > sl 3 loter cf fee iuino Lharnit irstd.ls < rni m > il i ille-'inn A bfatiiif il.viini.in , nh > < rrr he r.ui flnO her and gt her consent to sit to nn artist , Is hono.ed by A placn among ( ho Marie portrait trait and the only requirement laid < ipon bet Is that she mutt posters coloring and fea tures Mr above th * average. Mr. Havemeyer U also a connoisseur In fiMle ! beauty , tout while other persons enJoy - Joy Razing on a fair fare , this gentleman is satisfied If he can only contemplate the eyta If a face in marvelous In perfection , while the eyca are lca than splendid , lie wlil pass It over for a photograph shoeing a plain countenance and aplendld orb.i. Ills In variable custom It tu buy picture * ofwomen with glorious eyes and cutting them out and casting away the rest of the picture , and dwell , fascinated , on the eyes alone , if he ask * for a friend' * picture It la solely be cause he admires her eyes and wlihe * to fit them out for ills collection. So entirety he differentiate people by the eyes that , in ? into R toax of paper esraps he will br.ne up an eye , explain that U belong * > thr late duchcus of Lelnster or eamt v < \ York beauty and proceed to make a ' vi r fketch of the character of the orlg- , , tl of the photographed orb. Mr oils' oise of shoes Is popularly known , i his flndi-rella box , for of the hundred and fif-y dainty slippers it contains all are a i -rule worn , and none are too large for use ,11 at eh oases. These nro the soles of fair j inl fairy-footed women , of ladles who have | danocd through New York seasons and nero and nro celebrated for their round anklce. straight Boles and arched Insteps , stun run MH IK/.IM ; HANDS. Mlis llooiii-'s Action nt I.u\v I'ri'ili-rli'k It. Karrmv.t Of nil the causes on which have been baaed | sulis for damages in the local courts for many years , says the Phlladelphl.i Tole- Kraph , the most novel perhaps Is that nd- \anccd by Miss Udlth Boonc , who claims fl..0oo as ,1 salve for Injuries resulting from the squeezing of her hands -by Frederick H. Farrow. The latter resides .it the southeast corner of Twenty-ninth street nnd Columbia avenue , and Is employed ns a prescription clerk in n drug store near Fifteenth and Jackson streets. Miss Boone , who Is 17 years old , lives at 1227 South Twenty-seventh street , the home of her brother-in-law , Charles lavender , through whom the suit Is brought. The affidavit on which on tbo 20th of this month In common pleas court No. 1 , before Judge Brcgy , a writ of capias ad responden- dura was Issued against Farrow , vho secured ball the some da > for 11,500 , Is an Interesting document. In It 'Mr. ' Lavender says , In part. "Tho said Frederick n. Farrow , with great force and violence , caught hold of both hands of said Edith Boone , plaintiff , with his hands , and for a long space of time pressed , squeezed and mashed both hands of her , the said plaintiff , whereby and In consequence whereof the said plaintiff's right and left hands wcro contused , bruised , mashed and crushed , and seriously , grievously and per manently Injured , so that the same have been of no use to her ; and that as a consequence quence thereof she , the said Kdlth Boone , plaintiff , Is advised and believes that her right hand will have to bo amputated , and her left band so Injured , maimed , contused and wounded that the same will never be ol any use to her ; and that said Injuries were so inflicted upon her , the said Edith Boone plaintiff , by him , the said Frederick R. Far row , defendant , purposely , intentionally viciously and wickedly , and with the Intent and purpose of hurting and Injuring her , the said Edith Boone , plaintiff. " It is also said that the plaintiff has suf fered and will continue to suffer all her life "excruciating mental anguish and physical pain. " and will be unable to take proper care of herself or earn her livelihood. When interviewed at her home .Miss Boom had one hand completely bandaged and ap parently had no control over tbe member The other hand also appeared to be affected Her sister , Mrs. Lavender , told the follow Ing story of the affair : "Wo have known Mr. Farrow for semi time , and while ho was working as a druj clerk in the store beneath our rooms hi took his meals with us as a day boarder. Hi was here about eight months before thi affair occurred. I always thought well o him and he appeared to mo to be a nlci young fellow. On 'March ' 11 , 1S9S. a littli over a year ago , he came in to dinner , and after joking with us , seized both of Edith' hands and commenced to equeeze them. " At this point Miss Boone continued the story herself. "Fred ' wouldn't let go of nr hands. I asked him to , " she said "for I hurt terribly. Ho held my hands for full- five minutes , pressing them very hard ani finally I cried and begged him to stop. HI did FO , and a few hours afterward my rlgh wrist swelled a great deal and got purple I showed it tp him and he only laughed , say ing that It was nothing. "I went to the I'olycllnlc hospital sooi afterward , and they did all they could fo me , but my bands have never been rlgh hince. I can't do any work with them , am my right hand aches constantly. They ar' ' getting worse. Instead of .bettor. . " Mrs. Lavender said that the physicians hai told her that necrosis might bo develop ing. and in that case it was extremely proba bio that amputation would bo necessary The metacarpal bones are &ald to have beei crushed. Mrs. Lavender stated that Parrot had repeatedly refused to come and ECO MU Booiie during the summer , nnd when reproached preached by her Mrs. Lavender becnm very Indignant. The defendant , Frederick n. Farrow , whi Is 21 years of ago , nnd graduated about i year ago from the College of Pharmacy , wa orator of his class , and bears an exce'llen reputation among all who know him. H deplored the affair , and said that he neve ment to injure the girl in any way. "We were always good friends , nnd I wa sort of skylarking with her ono day , whci the affair occurred. We were in fun at th time , and she only complained of a sligh soreness in her wrist afterward. I put som liniment on It. My case is in the hands of : lawyer , and I cannot say what ray defcns will be. " A Small ItHK'n llnld , . ulili n Curtim Otto Kleeman. who lives on Belmont street. Portland , Ore. , recently acquired a beautiful cactus , which he establ'shed In his household , unmindful of the fact that hia dog held the opinion that his master should have no other pets before him. Now he has no ractus and the dejected semblance of c dog. The little animal espied the plain shortly nfter Its arrival , nnd Issued a chal- lfige.'In | / default of acceptance he gave battle , but retired nt the first shock to recoil- elder. The enemy had more teeth than n battalion of bull terriers , nnd all of them were newly sharpened. He was no quieter however , and , with rising angt-r , he renewed the attack. This time his opponent came down , landing on him heavily , and with the tr.ich "lij > arb-wlre fence. Tbo two rolled over and over In a death embrace , and the cactus was finally vanquished , torn Intc shreds and scattered about the room. But ii was a costly victory. The conqueror IE puncturwl In more places than his ownei can count. He may live to fight another day but it will not be with a cactus. I Jlfornlril , Detroit Journal : The American ambassador - bassador took a fresh cigar with a delight ful air of camaraderie. "Bet you don't know when a door Is not door ! " he cried , gayly. The queen of Great Britain and Irelam and empress of India bestowed an arcl smile upon our witty plenipotentiary. "Ob. yet , I do ! " she oxclalmad. "Yot are not the first American ambassador , don' you know ! " Here the court blockheads laughed unti they split. Happy U tbe man or woman who can cat i good , hearty meal without suffering after ivard If you oaunot do It. take Kodi > l ! > > ocpsta fure It dlgrs's what ' ou rut am jturt'3 all Kills uf Dyspepsia and Indigtsuoa CtRIOlS SE\V \ DISCOVERIES Measurement * of tbe Earth's Pulling Power Made on Manhattan Island. EXPERIMENTS OF AN AUSTRttN OFFICER IVlllnjr AVInit n Mountain li Clinic of tvllli n 1'elultilHiil III Island of A 1lf Curious I'll eta It & man bad the extreme misfortune to tall from a balloon bewould reach the earth much more qulrtily It the balloon were near the north pole than It It were near the equator. An Austrian man-of-war , the Donor , which ( topped at New York recently , is making a tour of Investigation for the put-peso of establishing the accuracy ot this statement. One ot Its Officers. Lieutenant Ilodler , has teen testing the force ot the earth's gravity at every point which the vessel has touched , and the captain ot the Donar haa been ordered by his government to make several visits at various points staply to give Lieutenant Rodler an oppor tunity to work his Instruments. While in N'ew York Lieutenant Ilodler experimented In a sub-lxisement ot Columbia college. Ills operations were ot much Interest to the professors of the institution. The United States survey ol'.lctels also thought enough of the matter to send a representative to Columbia with American Instruments to ver ify the computations made by the Austrian. The action of the United States survey officials , however , was not meant to cast doubt on tbo observations of Lieutenant Kodlcr. It is part ot a great International gravity survey which has been agreed upon anil Is being carried out by the various gov ernments. It was made necessary by n peculiar existing condition. Although nearly every one knows that the earth exerts a strong force of gravity In all its parts , yet it is not so well known that the force Is variable. It grows much stronger as either of the poles is approached. This Is because the earth is flattened slightly nt the north and south poles. The north and the south poles are much nearer the exact center of the earth than is the equator. That Is to say , the distance from the exact center of the earth to the surface of the tropic zone Is much greater than Is the distance from the center to the frigid zone. Mow , as the attraction of gravitation grows stronger as the center of the earth is approached , it Is plain that the force of gravity of the frigid zone must bo stronger than that of the tropic zone. The earth as a whole ex hibits this phenomenon , but there are cer- ta'in spots which seem to take on an In dividuality of their own. These spots affect testing Instruments in such a way that the general law might seem to be set at de fiance , were it not that certain local con ditions servo as an explanation. The de termination of this varying force of gravity Is not accomplished , as might bo supposed , by dropping a weight from n height and noting the rate of its fall. This might , and Indeed has .been , accomplished and chrono graph records have been obtained. Hut there Is another method of obtaining records which is much more simple. The trick Is accomplished with a pendulum , the rate of the swing of which enables the scientist to tell the exact force of gravity existing at any particular point. In short , the nearer the pendulum Is taken toward the north or south Doles the faster It will swing , because the attraction of the earth becomes greater. 3locincMitH of the I'omliiliim. All of the great scientific expeditions , whether of exploration , lunar or solar eclipse , north pole seeking or whatnot , carry a pendulum apparatus. Inasmuch as the pendulum swings exactly In proportion to Its distance from the exact' center of the earth , the observer can compute his dis tance away from the equator or from the north pole , other conditions being uniform. Hence a small island near Japan was found to be several thousand yards nearer the equator than had been supposed before the observation was made. On the other hand , when the exact latitude and longitude of a spot is known to a certainty any variation from the ordinary in the swing of the pendulum will serve to indicate the char acter or the composition of the earth di rectly beneath the instrument. It is a question of specific gravity. Two sides of a mountain may affect thi pendulum differently. By comparing thi slng on cah side and the swing on top o the mountain the scientist can tell very ac curately of what material the mountain i made. Ono pseudo-scientist has facetlousl ; observed that n man lost in the woods , b ; dropping out ot a tree and observing th exact rate of his fall , could determine hi distance from the equator. Dut very accurate calculations , not enl ; of geographical situation , but of the charac ter of the surrounding country 'beneath ' thi surface , may bo made. Thus the volcanl nature of some of the South sea islands ha been determined by a pendulum. Ascensioi Island , for instnm o , is really nothing mor than a great cinder heap , which resultci from srmo volcanic upheaval In the remot past. Its specific gravity was determined b the pendulum , and it is known therefron that even to a very remote depth its cinder like character is maintained. This verdlc of the pendulum is further borne out b ; the manner in which the island rocks undo the influence of the very peculiar wave which sometimes roll upon Ascension fron I the northwest. These terrific combers ar periodic In appearance , and are often eve fifty feet high. They follow ono anothe In rapid succession , and < M > ntlnuo for Severn days , and under their influence Ascensioi island rocks back and forth as thougl struck by earthquakes In a manner whlcl It could not do If made of firmer materia than cinders. The verdict of the pendulur is thus borne out. HIMV Mriitoiiiint ItoillcrViirUnl. . The mechanics of this pendulum ewlngint are highly interesting. In the sub-cellar o : Columbia college Lieutenant 'Ilodler ' swunj the pendulum and noted by means of f chronograph and a chronometer Just how long , even to the slightest fraction of t second. It required for the weight to trave back and forth. In order to be still jnor < accurate Dr. Davis of the astronomical de partment made calculations of the transit ! of certain stars , so that any deficiency o ; the time calculations on the earth might In In a measure checked up. The pendulun itself was n small affair wclghins but i couple of pounds. It was not more than tor Inches in length. Tbe pendulum was huns from a T-shaped bar. The under side o : this T was ground down to a knife edge The edge rested on two small pieces of agate II ' o i- ! ; r lul'ni ' s iri It rn nin \ errnltnoai \ n > trillion an > l a slight ton her or Impulfo given to it was sufficient to t It ft Ing for n whole dar. In the top of the pendulum bar w * a small wiuarc mirror. Near toy was placed ft citndle. * nl a * the pendulum swung the light wa * reflected In the mirror and flashed up and down In the dark celUr with every pultatlon of the P- paratug. Lieutenant Rodler held his vlgil 11 through the night , when no disturbing influences were likely to Interfere with the accuracy of his operation * . He lookr i through small telescope , the Urge end < ( which was closed except tor a small tli Across the lens. As the pendulum twune back und forth the light of the candle na- flashed Into the telescope at the end of ( \ < r\ wing. The click ot the chrmometir n prised the observer ot the duration of . \ , - . second or fnanlon of a second as it pa- . i and Lieutenant Rodler was enabled to c > u i late to a nicety the time required for , In weight to swing. The stronger the for , o . . : gravity the quicker does the pen'ii'ir ' swing. This curious condition may bo i < tlced to a alight degree in the varyine ni clocks. If a person uaed a clock and c : i to run near the equator and then sent 'h. clock to some point In Labrador he woui.i find probably that it would run continual h "too fast. " As a matter of fact It wo ill be a trifle nearer the exact center nf thr earth , and hence the pendulum would s inc faster than before. This Is one reason h * clocks sent to a distance from the tnanufa - turcrs have to bo regulated. All .NiitlniiH Iiitcri-itril. Nearly all ot the civilized governments co operate In this pendulum swinging opeiation and nearly every man-of-war going to for eign countries In time of peace has on boar. . ! an officer who Is commissioned to swing j pendulum at predetermined spots. New nn < l remote stations are continually chosen , but it mav too set down as an axiom that one. a pendulum Is swung nt any place , that place will become a permanent pendulum station , and the commissioners of the various govern ments will follow each other's fottsteps foi the purpose of corroborating the calculation' of those who have gone before. This corroboration - oration Is necessary for several reasons. The constant Improvement in the instruments lr use always permits the possibility ot a greater degree of accuracy than might have ( been possible previously ; the possibility ol change in earthly conditions ; the extreme Oneness of the calculations and the fnlllhillt > of observers these all make repeated ob servations advisable. So , Columbia college having been chosen by Lieutenant Ilodler. li will now become a permanent gravity sta tion , n fact proved by the quickness wr.li which the United States coast survey sent an olllcial to use the same post. Lieutenant Ilodler has already made observations ii ; Pola , Austria ; Senegal , Darbadoes ; Martin ique , Santiago de Cuba , Havana , Japan , etc Ho will make observations In Halifax , ir Scotland , various points in Europe , nnc finally in Pola , where he started , In ordt-i that any variation In the instruments maj be detected. Thus he will have made i voyage of observation which will be of in finite 'benefit ' to science. i" SMDlMi I.N HAWAII. An Ol.I-Tlm. . Im-lilcnt of tin * Imlul- U 'iu' - of Ilojnl Dames in tin * Sport. The old practice of surf sliding , "hee nalu , " upon surf boards , was magnlficen sport , says a Honolulu letter. It has fallei almost entirely Into disuse since forty year ago , when horses became numerous am cheap. Before that date I used frequently ti see it at Lahama , as well as earlier a Kallua. I believe some adepts still practie It at Hllo. The board used in surf slldini is from five to eight feet long and ten ti fifteen Inches wide , rounded at the ends am sharpened nt the edges , very much llko i paper cutter. The rider swims out with th board under one arm , diving under thi rollers until outside where the surf is Jus beginning to break. There , by an adroi movement , ho stretches himself upon th board Just In front of a tig roller , at th same time violently plying arms and leg to "get a move on , " while the roller lift him from behind. Once in motion the wa\ does the rest , although great skill Is ncedei to keep the 'board ' poised precisely at th proper height and inclination upon the fron of tbe violently breaking roller. The rider will thus shoot several hundred yards to th shore. By early and long practice great skill wa attained in this sport. The moro cxper would often rise to a standing posture balancing their hoards by their feet at tb right point on the wave. I can remernbe in early boyhood dally watching from m homo through- the stems or the lofty coco palms scores of natives flying In together i : the white , roaring surf. Some were prone others crouching on their boards and som standing erect. Both sexes participated , an modesty was much at a discount , exeep when the venerated missionary was In slghi The males wore the male or brooch glrdl when disporting thus in our neighborhood The females did not stand up on the ! boards. Customs in these early days wer Arcadian. At about 1S24 the writer's youn j mother at Kallua once received in he thatched cottage a morning call from a bev of royal dames with their attendants , al fresh from surf play. The maidens carrle tbo garments whllo their mistresses stalke itno the missionary's parlor in stately slm pliilty and proceeded to dress. All tha was utterly innocent , and so In a ccrtal sense was the nearly entire unrestraint ei domestic morals In those early days. To in fuse some degree of conscience on that poln has been altogether the most difficult par of the missionary's task in Hawaii. T i most of the ten commandments the Hnwalla | was easily amenable. But the Important | of the seventh did not readily come horn to him. lii 1'iM'tr.v. "Some months ago. " pays the Kansas rit > Journal , "Prof. L. T. Weeks of Southwesl collepe , wrote a poem which he thought was all right and which be offered to The Cen tury Magazine for publication. His \vlfe Ida Ahcborn Weeks made fun of his liter ary aspirations and kept telling him aboul the fall which lay In wait for his vanity. . In due time , however , an acceptance came from tbe magazine , accompanied by a chcch for $10 , and then that man began to lord It over the woman. Finally she got mail and declared that she could write bettei poetry than ho with one band tied behind her and to prove It t > he Indited a piece and gent It to 'The Century. ' Almost at once she got back an acceptance , accompanied by a check for $20 , and now she Is ntikinf life such a burden for her ten-dollar hus band that he doesn't know what to do. " IJXIrf'llll' I'ollll'lll'NH. 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