THE mtAITA DAITA- BEE : mi DAT , MAttCII 24 , 185)9 ) , 11 SPECIALNOTGES' for tlirne roliiinnn will l.et tike it nitll 1m. . for tlic cte-nliin - < lltloti , unil until Stll ! p. in. for iniirnlni ; ntiel Minilnj edition * . Hntpn 1 1-Zc nnoril IIrut Inorrtlont len vetrel llirrrnfIff. > itliliic taken feir leu * limn r.c tnr the llrnt Inne-r- lltiii , 1 lir r ncM rrtihrinrtitu iiumt IIP run conhrcndt rlj Adv rttl e-rM , lij rreinrMfiiK n nntit * lirrcrt 'liee'U , enn linvr nnnncrN mi- elp - mpil tei n iiuinlie-re'il Irtte-r In cnre- eif 7 lie Ilee. Anuwcrii n neli1rcni.e-il will lie ilellreil on iirt-Nriitntlon of tlir c-IippU. einlj , \VAMIID-MTt AT10\S. A STENOGRAPHER-Whcn jou want one plenne call up the Remington tpewrlter otllce , 1C18 Farnani St. . telephone 187 * It'LNO man vvhe ! * poiltlon In office. ready at copying or figure * bookkeeping preferred , will Give referent * i , kical or outside n 4 Bet A-M11K 84 tlV two studen1 * place to do chores or lotihtir work , mornings and evening * , for lioard. Address K. A Miller , 1MB Farnam A-M4lt 25 * WAATISD MALE HELP. WANTED , we have steady work for a fen- good hustlers of peed habits and uppear- unce. C. F Adams Co. , 1G19 Howard St. B-34G TAILORS , attend Djhr's cutting school. 616 So. 13th St. B-S47 EALESM12N for clears , S123 month and ex- penneB , old firm ; e-xperlence unnecesFar ) , Inducement * to customers. C. C. Blhhop ft. Co. . Ht. Ltnils. Mo 11-34S SALESMEN to tell oince specialties , fine side lln's ; K a flay , ut-ed by all merchants Model MfR. Co. , box B , South B iifl Ind B .M5fc . A DRUMMERS wanted ; ale Al solicitors for fine self , new acts on new book A Hlxenbaufcb fc Co. 14 Ware Klk B-MMG A4 MI2N to learn barber * trade Write for free catalogue Wemcrn Barber n Insti tute Omaha B MHO A1C INSTALMENT men. new deal H F Co. , Ware ink. D 77ii A LARGE agricultural Implement houfe ha i nn opening for u young man who l cotn- pctent to take a position an bookkeeper and cat-hler. mu't furnish guarantv com pany bond , state ape experience and Biliary wanted. Address R 10 Bee B M37D 24 * CESS POOL , man wanted with windlass and apparatus dig tess pool W L Selhj. S34 Board at Trade B 103 23 WANTED , a young man of about eighteen or twenty years rnpn'ble ' of milking cmv * and doing general work about a place. Apply to L. L Kountre , 1207 So inth a * 1.50 p. m B-3UJI 25' SOLICITORS wanted to se-cure eiders for the relijbrated book "The Story of th Plilllnnlnes and the Dti-ds of tht Gallant Dewebv Jlon Murnt HnlMead re cently returned from the Philippines , he Ml * all about the. Islands the people , the wars , about Dcwev the man. and Dewev the ihero , the idol of the nntitm us gained from IIPT- stonal nwiclatlon with the great admi- iu'on the cltitki , of the Oljmpla Con- talnn n.n eloquent aecounl of Dewej'n foanouti baitle in Manila bav as related In the admiral's own tharmlnp lancuace ( and Incomparable waGoen like wlltl- flre Nearly fiK ( ) lurpe papec ISO rare en- KruvltiB'h. t'ltr book , low prle s Nothing equals thltf book to - < .ll "Manv clearing 120 daily We give credit , pav freight BJid furnish outllt Write todaj Barber Broo 6 Hebs , 350 Dtarborrt Bt , Chlcjico WANTED man in e\erj' countj to sell "BeKt" Inciuidencerit gap light fixtures , maktt1 * own gas. 100 candlh iiower light , 7 hours for 1 cent The Bst Incandescent ( Light Co. , SISVx S. 15th StM Omaha Nto. B M41S A22 WANTED , pollcltorf to neM a farm con tract in this state Big money to bUBtlert. ( Call room 20 , Aroade hotel between .1 u m and S p m. , today B M403 24' WASTED rEMALE HEL.r. WANTED , 100 girls. 1524 Dodge. Tel. R76. C 34 TOUNG < rBL to asBtst with housework Apply 2750 Davenport si. C M270 23 WANTED , girl for general housework fumll ) qf three , wmall hpu > e 2fil2 Halt Howard C-MS 2.1- TRUSTWORTHY typewriter , not in the trust. The Oliver , Tel 353 , 1110 Farnam St. C 342 27 WANTED , dressmaker b apprentice by Low dell & . Arlngdale. N E corner Paik ave and Leavenworth , over drur store C M353 24 * GOOD girl for general housework 27nfi 8 ISth. Mrs. J L Hill C-M3K7 25 * WANTED , an experienced woman to cook. w-aKh and iron , family of three * , reference , call "betwe-en " 10 a. m and 1pm 2G1S St Mary'save C-M420 24' WANTED , a first-class cook , references reaulred B N 20th C M41G 2G ron HEM' HOCSES. HOUSES. Bene-wn & Co. , IOC N. IKih St D-S51 A.LWATS moving household good * and piano" Omaha Van & Storage Co 1511U pTarnam Tel. 1B59 D-352 * HOUSES , stores Bemls , Paxton block RENT , houses In all parts of city The O F Davis Co , 1505 Tarnam St _ D 354 HOUSES for rent : a specialty made of looking after property of non-residents , J II Sherwood. 423 N Y Life. D-3w CHOICE B-r br terrace , modern ea front , lib SoratK St. 30 U. 4 , Nafl Bank Bldg. D 3 G HOUSES Chap. E Benson , 310 Rampe bide. D M4G1 A14 HOUSES for rent In a'l parts of the city Brennnn-Love Co. , 219 South ICth St D. 33' ' * MAGGAHD'S Van and Storage. 117 N 15th Tel. 14M. P 381 _ SEVERAL Inq 30 , U B Nafl B'k Bldg HOUSES Chris Bojtr , 22nd and Cumlng. D 770 A-h * D AND C-ROOM cottages , modern barn S7U N. 2Jd. D b07 rURNISHED house , central F. D Wead C-M,2 All 2C2G FRANKLIN H-r house JS 1214 S. 17th 3-r cit > water , J10 M7 S. 22nd-7r. . bain. US K7 SL 23rd-r r . bath , barn KO. 433S Charles 10-r , burn. J16 GARV1N BROS. . 1U13 rARNAM. D 104 _ UNEQUALLED , all modern , steam , cornel flat. Tliard. SI N th. D-S2J 28" _ STEAM heated store and natp. Ho wart Ranch , net. . 1G10 Chicago street D MS33 A20 t-ROOM cottage , 17121s JacKson P-M393 _ 4.ROOM modern Hat , HIS South llth _ TOR RENT 7-rootn modern house 2G S Capl tel ave ; houw vlll be repnlrert 125 R c & Co. , 17U2 Furnam St. Bte lilflg D 405 2& Toil nENT FUIIMSHI5D IIUOMS. . ROOMS for gentlemen ; ref. req 1701 Car / \ avenue C-M4JJ M30 TRONT rooms .liouK-kcepInp EH Nortl IDth E M77 ? A'.O * wlTH or without board , 1U So Sth St E-349-A-20 S NICE rooms , nous kwplng HIS S , 11 HOOMS A\D IIOAItD. NICELY furnUhwJ rooms , Eto&m heat , fr tmth , H6D tier w.tik and up. Klandll. ItHtel. IGin and Weu tctr Btf. r-sas ELEGANT steam iieatea roomn. tine tubl Cajiltoi uve. F 14 ss rt nMMinu IIOOMS AM > novnn. \ GT F.N'A1RN , trsnglente J1S6 d > l 09 DottgUe F M419 HANDSOME f-ont rooms , board. Mcmm 80S N 18th F M3M , If * Panitol live ? rtegant lurnl h * < I rooms , fine table oard F M409 W roa nn\T i rLnMsucn ROOMS. THREE nice rooms In basement to man and R 2 Bee O MM4 17 * oTs 17th Ht G-M1R8 AI2 * TOM IIKN7 STOIlKfe AMJ U S NAT L Bank Bldg . $7 50 up I 3K8 . FOR RENT more in flrt-class location ; rent re&sonabl ? Appl > 11 C Peters & Co , ground floor Bee bldg 1 422 TOR RENT a ground floor office. Fpeclally suitable for real estate etc . fplendld I ault 'jullt for use of ttt ) trtaurer Ap ply R C Petsre & Co , ground floor Bie building. 1-42S PROFITABLE work offered agents in every town to secure subscriptions to the Ladles' Home Journal and the Saturday Exenlng Post Good pa > for good work We want agents to work thoroughl } and with bufclne * * system to co\r each ner- tlon with our lllu tratbd little booklets anfl other advertising matter How well some of our agent * hae Bucceeded is tnld in a little booklet we would like to send jou portraltr of name of our best agents , with the storj of how thc > made It pas Th Curtis Publlshlnc Co Phila delphia , Pa J MSSB All * LADIES to sell McDonalds Extracts , big commission. 241S No ] 7th St. Omaha A4 * J-MSS1 RELIABLE agents wanted to pell Jewelrj on credit , can enslb make t" > 0 aweek Call at on re Chicago Credit Jewelrj , Co , RoomH 420-421 Paxton talk 3-339 PROGRESSIVE positions for lmlutrlou men ran be found bv appljlng to the Metropolitan Life Ins Co , 414 New York Life Bldg J-347 A&r AGENTS make JG to $10 a daj s 'llng the chea : > e t nnd most perfect water filter c\er Invented Retails at fl 50 Big profit to ugent Exclusive territory Seneca i Filter Co Seneca , Mo J-M390 A4 TO UEJTT. WANTED , furnished room In modern hou c Private famllj preferred AddreKB R 9 Bee K-M3C7 24 WANTED Nice ] } furnished cottage or apartments for summer by man and wife no children , must be reasonable Addreis S 2. Bee. K M3SO 24' BOARD wanted In private fam.il > for ladj and daughter of 14 plea-sant room with al cove modern conveniences near High school ; reference * exchanged , must be first-class S 9 , Bee. K 401 2fi * PACIFIC Storage and Warehouse Co , 90S- 910 Jones , general storage and forwarding. 4 OS OM Van & Storage , 1511 % Farnam Tel 1559. 409 GORDON baggage line , 214 N 1C Tel 1195. M-M473 31 WANTED TO BUY. IF YOU are in need of anything try the Want Column * of The Bee , they will bring jou what you want. N 6G7 SECOND-HAND books bought for cash. Antiquarian Book Store , 1C19 Farnam N-M7S2 WE WANT several nice residences and res idence lots for cash buyers We have the bujers what hav e j ou to offer" O Nelll'a Real Estate Agencj. South Omaha N 219 HIGHEST prices paid for good goods Varl- etj Furniture Co. , 110-112 So. 14th N 165 BOSTON Furniture Co. pay highest prices for good 2nd-hand furniture 1414 Dodce Tel , 223S. N 147 STAMP collections bought , sold Mortenson , 404 N 16th. N-MS20 A3 HIGHEST price paid for peed 2nd hand fur- iilture. Boston Furniture Store , 721 N 16th. N M445 M30 ALL , kinds of household goods hotels , etc. , In large or small quantitltm Chicago Furniture - nituro Co. , Tel 2020 , 1106-8-10 Dodge N C93 AS WANTED , pool table ; must be in good condition and cheap Address , with de scription , Wajne Club , Wayne , Neb , N MHO 25 * "WANTED , good second hand two horse power electric motor" Aultman & Tay lor Machlnerj Co , Oth and Jackson St N M371 28 rou SALE runs ITCUE. GREAT bargains In new and 2nfl-ha.nd fur niture stove * , etc Boston Furniture Co , 1414 Dodge O 44S FOR BALE , furniture in flrat-claBB boarding house Hotel for rent. Apph Clifton House , 27th and R streets , South Omaha O MS2S 27 FOR SALE , furniture of 10-room E14 So 2Jd O M3S4 24' FOR SALE furniture at 500 South crrth Ave. O 39S 23- FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS. SAWDUST , hardwood cribbing and hog fente at lowest prices. 801 Douglas St Q-249 B. HAAS , Florist IBIS Vlnton St , Tel 77G ; plants cut flowers , -boquets , hall resi dence wedding and grave decorations. orderby mall or exprets promptly filled ' Q JCS FOB SALE , ten R I P.A.N S for 6 cents at druggists , one gives relief Q 370 2ND-hand safe cheap Derlght. lllfi Farnam Q-372 COLD * IN HEAD , Sherman's Catarrh Jells 25c Middle of block , Omaha , Ntb Q-373 STOCK of general mdse. about $3,500 00 In central NeibrabUa , good farming district , town of 800 Inhabitants , block clean , cash trade sales average Jl,200oo per month , ttrms CHRh , reason for te-lllng , 111-health Address O 25 , Bue Q-M291 44 * , sell , exchange. 114 S 13th Sti Q-lbl HORSE clippers and repairs for all stand ard makes. We grind clippers razors , fche&rs , etc. A. L. Undeland , Omaha Q-201 ELEGANT brand new f400 Wright piano , taken for debt Jlb5 , easj paym'snu Ad- OES , Bee Q-9J6 HOG , poultry , lawn and field fencing , all wire Wire Works. 1017 Howard stQ251 Q-251 HARDMAN pianos , slightly u ec214 S IS. O MW > 4 A4 d (1C8 BUYS walnut sample prano , worth J330 , easy payments. Schmoller & . Mueller , ISIS Furnam Q-B29 SEED fcweet potatoes , Jl 00 to 1175 per barrel Address Theo Williams Omaha , Neb Q-M970 A13 PUBLIC BALE of Jersey cattle , fresh COWB , prize bull. Saturday March 25 , 1:30 : p. m 4002 Center st. C M , Morton Q-M202 S4 FOR BALE , Brow n Leghorn eggs , CO cents a setting 341B Burt St. Q-351 54 * JND HAND Blnger sewing machine. J500. Nebraska Cyole Co. , lath und Harney Q M3S2 25 GRAHAPHONE talks talk. Send for cata logue Western Gramaphone Co. . Council ' Bluffs , la. Q-3117 ; FOR SALE , me dozen fine thoroughbred Plymouth Rock iihlcUtmt. Frfld Raseh , 602 N 40lh , Q 400 S4 * FOR BALE , an electric d ) name engine SO- arc lamp t > ower. BK > 14 lamps , one pneu matic cash carrier , fool air iM > w r The Evansvlll , ind. Q M419 24 MlfeCHLLAMSOUb. e . NOTICE , oountr ) dealers , 2d hund furniture & itovis sold Ht -wfst l | iri < ft rarload lots ie i or lt , Chicago Furniture Co 1IOG-1P Dodge I R-C AS \1H\O1 VATS. MEVNA fortunt tt icr U jews here 14U Howard S 8'5 MME Gylmer. genuine palmist. IMS Dodge S M3SSA _ MRS. FRITZ , clairvoyant. E17 N 10thS S S74 MA SAOR , IH.TIIS ETC. MRS FLO BERRY. bth and mHSRHce. 119 N ICth ft. room 12 , 2fl floor AttendfUitB. T-M4S * M7 MAY WILSON , masBftg * . baths R 15. JO ! N 16th T-M9K A4 ' MMB. AMBS R f , , 507 S 12 , mnssece bathe T-M114 A1B * MRS. DR LEON , electric bath pariore , flrst-clas * assistant. .417 S llth upstitlrs. T-M2M A1S MME SMITH. Room 2 , 11SM : N IBth T S4C 27 * VIAVI Is woman 8 way to health D4G Bee Bldg. U-S7C. | BATHS , massage Mme Post , S1DH S lBth _ I.IEBEN costumer , 131S Howard , cata- louges aent. U 37b PILES cured in seven to ten flays. b > one ! treatment No pain no knlft , no danger I Rectal dlrasB a specialty Empire Pile Cure. SI32 N T Life building , Omaha U WkSl LAME buck , rheumatism Indigestion and many Ills relieved permanently bj the electro vibratory health method Proofs ut rooms 404 and 405 N Y Life LifeU932 U-932 All WE WILL fell high-grade Elgin and Wal- tham watches fitted In Bo s Fahy or Crcccnt 14-caret gold F. cases , on monthly or weekly payments al goods sold fullj warranted Chicago Credit Jewelry Co. Paxton blk. , cor. IGth and Farnam sts . room 421-422 U S3S PRIVATE htfjp'tKl for ladles before & dur ing confinement , babies adopted 113G N It. U 3S3 f3. % RUPTURE cured until Ma\ first for J.C No detention from business 1.000 pa tients curad In Nebraska Seven vears In Omaha Call or write. Empire Rupture Cure , 1)32 ) N Y Life building U MS32 WEDDINGS AND CAKEWALKS Large decorated cakes made to order on short notice and ent secured paekeid to i nny address $5 and upwards BaldufT , I Omaha U M9 S MONHEIT , chiropodist ft hair dressing , Douglas Blk opp Ha5dens U 2ik M 25 * I ZERKOWSKY. violin teacher 321 S 15 R 20 j U-MS77 ' DR ROY. hlropofllst. corns & superfluous i hair retn' ved by electricity R 12 , Frenzer | blork U-32S RITTER hospital : confinement casea taken , babies adopted. 2214 Seward. Omaha Tel 22J3 U-282 FANCY CAKES FOR CAKEWALKS and weddings Hand some , artistic decorated cake * good to tat. too securelv packed and addressed $3 and up. BaldufT the Caterer , Omaha U-93S DR RACE , 40S Paxton blk. 1C & Farnam U M528 A3 SUPERFLUOUS hair , wrinkles moles , warts freckles , blackheads pimples r - moved forever by electrlcit > , bust tle- velopid neck , arms chre-ks made nlump Mme Pavne's hairdresaing parlors 2'iOl Leavenworth Tel 1BG3 U M750 AB DOCTORS dentists lawyers pharmacl ts , undergraduates , proving proflclfncj , soon graduated. Box 1 % , Chicago U M7S4 A9 * OSTEOPATHY.Dr B J McRae , Paxton bk U M137 A1G A COMPLETE course In chiropodist mani cure scalp and facinJ treatment taught for S10. term beginning April 1 A Maver , 400 Paxton b'ock U 167 A17 SUPERFLUOUS hair , -wartf" and melee permanently removed bv dectrlcltv Con sultation free and confidential All work guaranteed Miss A-lender , 1724 Dodge U M417 2C- Mt ) > EV TO L.OIlEAt , ESTATE. WHITE us if you want a loan on your farm in Iowa eastern Nebraska or Missouri It will r > aV 3 ou Anthony Loan & Trust Co , S15 N Y Life W-3S9 J100 AND up. F D Wead , IGth and Douglas TV 2HO WANTED , choice farm and city loans K. C. Peters & Co. . 1702 Farnam , Bee Bldg 1100 COO 00 special fund to loan on flrst-clasi improved Omaha property , or for building purposes. Fiflelitj Trust Company W-3S5 PER CENT money. Bemls , Paxton Blk * * vV .3RG tl 000 AND upwards to loan on Improved city propertj and farms W Farnam Smith & Co. 1MO Farnam St W 387 J30000000 CHEAP money for Investment , agents wanted Invstors lists for hale Investors' Director } . N Y. W 21.8 MONEY to loan on Nebraska and Iowa farms , lowest rains Brennan-Love Co , 219 B 10th Omaha. W 31)1 ) MONEY to loan on Improved Omaha real estate. Brennan-Lov e Co , 218 So. 16th W 391 C PER CENT city and farm loans. Garvln Bros , 1G18 Farnam St. W 3SS MORTGAGES. Wallace , 218 Brown Block. W 392 LOANS. Potter-Sholes Co. , BIO N Y Life. W M135 6 Pr Ct Chas E. Williamson , U S BK blflg W-3 C $10000 , PRIVATE money , low rate J nT Sherwood. 423 N Y Life W SOii MOMII TO llOA CH4TT1ELS. " } ] 0 TO $10 000 TO LOAN ON HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE AND PIA NOS HORSES WAGONS AND CAR RIAGES WAREHOUSE RECEIPTS , etc , at lowest rates In Omaha South Omaha and Council Bluffs No removal of goods strictly confidential , you can pa } the loan off at any time or in any amount OMAHA MORTGAGE LOAN CO 306 SOUTH ICTH STREET THE OLDEST LARGEST AND ONLY INCORPORATED LOAN COMPANY IN OMAHA X-393 MONEY loaned salaried people holding per manent positions with responsible con- ce-n * upon thetlr own name , without secur ity ; easy paj menu. Tolman , R 7M. N Y Life. Blflg. X-3P7 MONEY loaned on pianos furniture , horses. cow , jewelry Duff Green r B , Barker blk X 393 LOANS MADE TO SALARIED PEOPLE HOLDING PERMANENT POSITIONS ON THEIR PERSONAL NOTE WITH OUT INDORSEMENT , LOW RATES , EASY PAYMENTS ROOM 119 BOARD OF TRADE BLDG . 16TH AND FAR NAM STS TEL 22B5 X W MONEY loaned on plarioa furniture jev. elry. horses , cows , etc C F. Reed. 219 S IS X-39G MONEY loane d on furniture rigs , blcycleH , diamonds , watoiies , etc , pa > mentB un known to friends Bergers' Loan Bank , 141G Farnajn , upstairs. K 112 CHAM7I ! i. UNUSUAL opportunlt ) Invest t200 , secur ing large permanent inopme. capital safe , profit * euro H Griffin , 1180 Broadway New York Y M402 M14 * UNUSUAL opportunity to invest :200 or more securing large permanent Income eapltal rote , profits sure H Grlliln USD Broadw a > New York. Y 235 A16 * ONE-HALF Interest set abstract baoks for sale Jl.OOO If purchaser is a good ateno- grapher and tjpewrlter puod salary at- tached , Lock box 64 , Broken Bon , Neb Y-R15 Al FOR QUICK returns list your bargains at O'Noill Real Estate Agenc ) , South Omaha. Y 21B FOR SALE or lease Farmers' home , 1E18- 16 Wtbster St. , including large barn , bait preferred. Apply before April 1 ut 60C N , V Life. Y 924 BUSINESS op nlngi * of all kinds in the . CORN BELT COUNTRY , W , H Clem- I tnte , L } one , Neb. Y 757 niMM : . tn\\CKS. FOR SALE J3R i utork of Renwul m < t In eastern Nebraska town , on main line U P It R Stwk Iti good fhape Othrr hunl- nmts reanont for selling No tr a c ron- Blflerea n 7. Be * . Y M IO ST | - i MEDICAL practice for sale , for particulars . A Box ! , Stromsburc , Nrb 'A 977 2S f7RX)00 ( ) BUYS the punt of Th JoumiU Co if taken at onre Particulars from Denna Allberj , Soutli Omaha , N > b y a7f.M FOR SALE drug More In Mre tn n In north atn N8br ! > Ka. poofl reasons for selMng. fine opportunltv S & Be * Y M879 29 FOR SALE Small Block of Jew rtrj and sll- vernare , good opening for good workman with small eapltal. Afldrea * S3 , He ; . j FOR SALE , peed harne * * and general hardware buslne * * . Ham ri-hwcmd Swan ton. Neb Y-M3B2 A2' _ FOR SALE small stock Jew elrj silverware good opening for good workman with small capltaf S 7 Bee Y Ml * S4 CLEAR cheap lanfl for imp Omaha , will take some incumbrance 36 U S Nat Bk. z-ca J7,0 < IO CHICAGO business propertv for Omaha residence or land near Dr Mont- pomerj , Bee Building Z S77-25 > * I'OIl SAI.IC 11KAL KSTA7IJ. FARMS' FARMS" FARMS' " Over 2,500 acres of Douglas countv land for sale theup Prices range from f20 per acre up Will pa > you to InveRtlgate. The Byron Reed Co. , 212 S 14th St. RE 101 * 495 BUYS SS-foot lot on 26th Ft near Chicago cage , cast front , on grade A P Tuke > , Board of Trade. RE 313 A BARGAIN , No S24roDm ! house , good re pair bath gas , hot water , heating plant 50-foot leit , full depth to al tine fhado trees , j > ave tl Mree-t burn , neai Han * > com 3'ark , on.y JinoOOO. J500.00 cash balance monthlv. R C Pe-ters 4. Co exclusive agents. 1702 Farnam St. , Bee Bldg RE-31B 26 S-ROOM modern house. Inquire 10,12 Izard. HE 303 LIST jour propelt > with us for sale We have the customers The Byron Reed Comoanj , 212 S 14th treet RE S9" > HOUSES lots , .arms , lansi - > ans , also fire inburance. Bemls , Paxton blocik RE 100 HAVE jou some lots to sell * Now is the time to dlf-pO"e of them , let the people know that ; .ou want to dispose of them The Bee reaches the people who have tliu mo.iey R1S SCO O'NEILL S Real Estate Agency , South Omaha. Headquarters for realtj inv e st- ments. RE 217 FARMS for saltin Sarpv counrj , near South Omaha Bellevue Gllmore BprlnR- lield and Gretna Lancaster count } , near city of Lincoln , Furnas .countj near Edi son Send for list or call and see. H T Clarke 219 Boarcl of Trade building , Omaha RE 523 LOGAN Valley farm lands and stock ranches. W H. Clements' , Lj ons Neb RE-7SG KOUNTZE PLACE lot. 19th and Emmett , will trade. Ed T. Heden. 323 N IGth RE MS13 AlO CHRIS BOYER. 22nd < t Cuming Bargains RE 771 A-B * C F HARRlBON-Farms D1S N Y L RE-913 A14' FINEST IfiO acres In Douglas county K- room houMp bath room etc price { 7 200 D02 South 20th St 5-room house , pays 12 per cent gross on price of $1,500 Modern 10-room hou " . ground 110x150 feet , very choice onH } S 000 South front lot TOxliS feet Tranklln street , betw een 24th and 25th Sts , paving paid $1150 N W corner 24th and Bri tel Sts. , 132x128 feet pavinRpaid , price , JSOOO For BARGAINS tee J N Frenzer opp. old P O RE 172 CHEAP 5-room cottage , Ifith. near Lake Box 373 , Kearney , N b ' „ BE M24S 2G PECK & . CO . agents nnd dpaJers In city and farm property , loans , rentals. 101 S 13th : RE 247 TRACKAGE bargains , 7 cor lot on Jack son Jones & Leav . bet. llth and 13th. Peck & Co. 101 S lath 7 RE M24G A2 NEAR Omaha , acres cheap. 30 U S Bank Bldg RE 232 2J BARGAIN , Improved propertv. central S C Bee RE M394 23 * LOTS in Tukev's addition on 32d AVP south of Hanspom park , are selling at J400 casher or S425 on time the extension of street cur line and location of C-ntral boulevard has brought this propeirtv to the front in good shape Many arebuvlng as an investment nnd for future use Right between Omaha nd South Omaha. A P Tukej , Boarcl of Trade RE 402 FOR SALE CASH OR ON" PAYMENTS No 210C N 27th ave , 0-room , will built hou e ; in firtrt-c.nHs le-rmlr cemented from fr c cellar , cltj and cistern water , jras sodded tnd ftnced yard with fruit trees S1.200 No IK20 Fowler ave. , C-room , well built house. $1,000 No. 33GO Seward street , 7-room , modern well built hous in good repair , fronting south on large lot with hhade trees beau tiful place for a home , owner going to leave the cltv . Jl.GOO NO 821 N 2STH STREET. SOUTH OMAHA C-room well built houss. In good repair , city water stable and outbuildings , Jot 30x150. $1.400NO NO 1S29 B 27TH ST S-room modern house in good repair , Meat -market on good corner , $2 000 monthly business O C OLSEN , 1704 Farnam Street RE M40C 26 BARGAINS IN REAL ESTATE We have a few houses and lots that must be sold. Good G-room liouRe , pave-d ftreet one block from car lln * Mal.e UB an offer 7-room residence. 2 lots , 50x120 each , only } MK > Elegant 10-room modern residence nnd barn , J3.000 , 1-3 ca-'h. balance at 6 p r cent. , BRENNAN LOVE CO 219 South Slxlwnth St. RE M410 36 MEDICAL. LADIES troubled with suppressed men struation , no matter what cause , nr other disease of uterus nr ovaries , Khould con sult at once experienced fp&elallpt deluj dangerous , quiet home during k'ckness ar confinement Cull or uddrbs Dr Pries 1513 Dodge Stump SIC A3 DR MANSFIELD'S monthly regulator has brought hupplnesr to hundreds of anxious women , have never had a single failure longebt taseb relieved in two to five dajs without fall no pain , no clanger , no In terference with work by mail or office (2 All letteis truthfull > answered The ManBjleld Re medy Co , 167 Dearborn St. , Room 1114 Chicago. Ill 240-21 * IIICYCLES. NEW wheels IIS 50 up 2nd-hand w heels , (5 up Omaha Bicycle Co. IGth i > Chicago 787 $15 M. W Vulcanlzer. $7.50 Om Bl'cle Co ICG M22 1699 BICYCLES down to $823 Men B and wenen B new 1699 model blcvtles are now being offered ut } S.2o to t28 73 and pent to anone anwhere for full examination before payment Is made For catalogue and full particulars cut this notice out and mall to Soars , Roebuck . Co Chi- care 4a3 A30 hllOHTHAMJ AND TYPEWRITING. A. C. Van Bant'B School. 717 N Y Life 40u AT OMAHA BUB College , 16th S. Douglas 400 BOYLES' school , court reporter principal ; Bee Bldg 7S1 SCHOOL OF LiA.tGl'AGC. FRENCH Gfrman. SpanUh J ! per month Prof. Chattlain , 301 Iloid theater 416 VK'TI US ' r r.t' HOC pttf m The Smlth-Pr mir Tvpwritrr vo Farnam St Telephone 1 4 406 WB rent anfl ftl the be t typewriters ntnde larctst stock of tuppllt * in Omaha United Typewriter & SM'plj Co 1S1J Karnam 4M P.EMING1ON Stnndara typewriter gui > pll leif ) Furnam TRTSTWOKTHY tv .ewrl1 r not In the trust. The Oliver Tel 3SS 1116 Farnaro St 842-S'J EAGLTC Loan offices removed to S W cor 13h ; and Dnuglus \ \ e are now rend ) for business and we promise to rontlnur our reputation , us bus nlwavB b en known us the moat reliable Btid ccc.mmodnttng In the city All nrr cordlallv Invited to In- Fpecl our new store Sol Broflk' ) prop. O ! > TI5OrT1IT. . THE Johnson Institute Gld E Johnson mgr , Mrs Alice Johnson D O , grad uate American school Klrkvllle Mo J W. Dill , M D. , D O , . consulting ph ) si- clan. Suite , 615 N. 1 Life bldg Tel 'G64 PAIIM * 70 HUNT. ACRES 11 miles N W. of Omaha P O Improved price J200 jwr > ear J N Fren- zer. nw old P O 171 \v\Mio TO minnow. I WANT J4 500 for 2 voar * will pay EO per month for useof sanr and give good se curity A rtdress S 4 Bee M3 C 24' TAILORS. MAX FOGEL makes up to date suits , guar antees fit and w ork 307 So 17th 464 MSI WALL PAPEIl. FOR the latest f-tv les nnd colors ice Kelsrj & Beabrook , 117 So 17th , corner Douglas 471 M31 SHOE IUrMHl\G. HALF SOLES 33c J Pulone , Ell N IGth 441 M30 STVMMEIlI'Sfi AND STUTTERING. SCHOOL for cure of these defects Julia E Vaughan , 30G N Y Life bldg 412 I ! Mil GOODS. MONHEIT leader In hair goods & toilet preparations 200 Douglas blck opp Haj- den's U 2S9 M BV FEATHER RENOVATORS. MATTRESSES renew efl 7trr n IGth Tel 7B1 415 HOTELS. TRY the Henderson Hotel , board and room , J4 00 per week gas steam heat and baths. Ninth and Farnam Sts 414 THE Bachelor s family hotel 2014 Farnam best $150Jiouse in Neb Good weckl ) rates 14G A16 LACK CURTAINS CLEAXED. I. ZIEGLER , lace curtain cleaner all work guaranteed references 180is California St 85" " ! All * LOiT. LOST small fox terrier - whitewith brown , rew ard for return to 527 S 2 , " > th av LostM421 24 ACCORDION PLEATING. CHILDREN'S skirts pleated $1 25 303 B 17 147 A1G MCKEL PLATING. OUR work will not rust. 1302 Farnam. 413 VIOLINS nEPAIHED. C A , CASE , violins repaired 41G Sheely blk , 152 A17 DETECTIVES. CAPT P MOoTYN private detective 214 Karbaoh B ock , 15th and Douglas 324 A19' MATTRESS RENOVATING. M S WALKLIN , 2111 Cumtng Tel 1331 411 SUBS & CO. PATENT LAWYERS AND SOLICITORS Bee Bldg , Omaha , Seb. Bend for free Inventor - or * ' rulde Tel 1G23 IlAILWVl TIM IS CARD. UNlONPACIFir"THEOVER - lanJ Route" General Offices N E Cor Ninth & Farnam Streets City Tleket Office 1302 Farnam Strict Telephone. 21G Depot , Tenth and Mason Streets Telephone , CIS Leave. Arrive. "The Overland Limited'1 for Utah , Idaho , Mon tane. California , Oregon gen and Washington point * . . .aB.BOam a4:4Spm : The Colorado Spec-lal For Denver and ull Colorado points . a.ll:55pnj : a 6:40 : am Fac-ino Express for Denver , Suit Lake , Pacific coast and all western points . . .a4S5pm : aG:40cm Lincoln , Beatrice and Stromsburg Ex. .b4:35pm : bli:20pm : rremont , Columbus , Nor folk , Grand Inland and North Platte . . , a 4 3.1pm b4-45pm Columbus Local . . . .b 6.39pm bl2.20pm North Platte Local . a 6 IB urn South Omaha Local Pass Leaves tU a m . 7.00 u. m. , 10 10 a m . S : i5 p m 4-oo p. m. . Arrives 10 43 a m . 3.15 p m 3 30 p m . 4 ID p m . C 25 ji m , t p m Council Blurts Local Leaves , S:1 : * a m C 40 u m , 6.60 am 7.35 H m , b 10 45 a' m 12.20 p m , 2 15 p m 4.65 p m , s.23 p m 6.35 p m G 20 p m , S.55 p m 10-30 p m Arrive * C 20 n m , 7.20 a' m S 15 a m l > 45 a m 11 ,10 a m , 3 01 p m 4 M p m C HO p m 6 55 p m , t 30 n m . S.S5 p m , 11 00 p m , 11,55 p. ra CHICAGO , ROCK ISLand - and 4. Pacific Railroad "The Gioat Rock I land l- and Route. " Cltv Tick et Office , 13J3 Farnam Street Taleihone | , 42S , Depot Tenth & . Mason Streets Telephone C29 Leave Arrive DCS Molnes Local . b 705am ; bll 25am Chicago Express bll 15 am a b 1C am Chicago Fast Express a 6 00 pm a 1 25 pm Bt Paul Fan Expr Be a SOU Jim bll .25 am Lincoln , Colorado SpgE , Denver , Pueblo and West a 1.30pm a 4:25 : pm Dee Molnss Rock and and Chicago .a 7:15 : pm a E .50 pm Colorado Flyer .a C:20 : pm a SSO : am a Dally b Daily Except Sunday VC A B A e H RAILROAD- Ticket Oftlcf 3415 Furnam Street Telephone , 662 Dn- not Tenth and Mason Streets Telephone , C29 Leav t Arrive. Bt. Louis "Canon Ball" Exprtub . a 4.50 pra aE .35 am CHICAGO. MILWAUKEE & St Paul Railway City Ticket Ofllte , 1504 Farnam Street Telephone 'M De pot. Tenth and Alancm SU Telephone , &iS _ Leave Arrive Chicago Limited Ex a Es pm a E:20 am Chicago & Omaha Er .bll:00 am b 4:00 : pm BJOUZ City i : Des Molnes Express . . . bll:00am : b 4:00 : pin a Daily b Dallv Except bunaey MISSOURI PACIFIC RAII - rciud Gftieral Otllcefi and Ticket OmoeSouUieast Cor ner 14th und Doug us Sts. Telephone 104 Devot , IBtb and Webster Bt . Tttl ] > hone , 145i , . Leavu Arrive St Loult-Kansa Neb Limited .a t 09pm ali:55 : pm K c fat L Express a ( > : U pm a ; 0o am NebrofcKtt Loial via ee-p'ng ' \ au r b 6 f * > pm b 9.45 am a D&D ) . b Dull Except Bundu ) . TIME inn. . [ 1 I 1 M NT KLKHOttN * Mlnsmirl Vullcv Jlull- r-u Tbr Northw ( intern 1 e Genera OflU- * I j ted State * National Hunk Hide Southwest Corner Twelfth unt Ipr- tiam Sree".s Tlikel Ofllce 1401 Farnum Stn-et 1 < lephlie Wl Depot , IWh nd VAebjtcr Streets Telephone. 145 LB V Arrlv e II nek Hills DoBdwoofl. Hot Spring" . * : W pra a 8 0" > pm Womlne Casper Riifl Don plus . d S DO pm a R.Wi pm IlMStlnes "J ork I > vI4 City Superior , Geneva .Exe'rr ' and Seward b S-00 pm b J pm Fremont b 1.30 am blO 4S am Line i.inahoo and . , , Fremmt b 7 SO mn bio 4R urn a ligll ) b Pal v Except Sunrtav c Sun- d v onix d Dallv Kxeept Sfiturdaj. CITY K PACIFIC HHllremd "The North western Line' Gunera Otlli es United States National Hunk Building , S W Corner Twelfth nnd Faniam Strj-ets Hi Kc- Unicc 1401 I'arttttm Street. Icle- phune ( f Dejiot Tenth and Mnson Strefts TfKphone (21 Leave Arrive. Sioux rtj - Mankmo & P ul Mir f .ipoi.s a 5.o3 urn n S 40 am St P * M unt-np IB Mankrto * v Smux I'ity a R 2E pm uU'W pm S u > ; < rv Loral a 7 4 am u 9 On pm a Dal a CHICAGO & NORTH- we urn RlUlwa ) "The XofthweBte-rn Line" t ) Tirl.e-1 Onice. 141)1 ) Fnrnum Street. Tele phone Ml Depot Tenth and Mnson fetieots. Tel- cphonc , Leave Arrrlvc. Da ) light Chicago Spe cial n G 40 am ulliSo inn Mo A'a lev , Sioux Cit ) , St Paul & Minneap olis . . u 6J5 : am nJl'OOpm Mo Valle ) , Sioux Cit ) .a 7-41 am u I ) 10 pm Curroll Local . . b 5 25 pm blU.10 urn Ca'torn Express , Dei. Molnes Matshal town , Cedul Rapids and Chi- eago . . all 05 am n 4:0-i : pm Atlntilli Fiver Chicago and East a 4:53 : pm a 4 or. pm Fa-it Mail Chicago to Omaha . . a 2-45 pm Northern Express n 5:23 : pm n f. . 4t itn Omaha-Chicago Special a 7 03 pm a f > 15 um Fast Mall k 15 am a Dally b Dail ) Except Bunda ) CHICAGO , ST. PAUL & M mieupolls iL Omaha Ra "way "The Neirth- v\el'tein Lllie" General Offices. Nebraska Dl- v Iblon , 15th and Webster Bti Cit ) TUUet Ollice. Furnam St Telephone , Ml Depot. Ifith and Webbter Sts Lea' e Arrive Norfolk Passenger a G.10 am a 7.0l pm Biuir Em > rs .n Siuux I'I'v Poii a Hartlng- ton and Bloomfle'ld b 1 00 pm W2.15 pm NQ 2 , Tw r ' ) Ltd a C.55 pm No 1 Omaha Limited a 9.00 am a Dab ( b Dally except Sunday BURLINGTON & Mis souri River Railroad The Burllntrton Route" General Offices , N W Corner Te.nth . and Far- nam Streets Ticket Ofllce , 15Q2 FaniBin - Str el Telephone , 230 Depot , Tenth and Mason Streets. Tele phone CIO Lincoln Hastings and McCook a S:40 am a 7 40 pm Lincoln Denver Colo- ado Utah CaPfornia a 4 25 pm a S B5 pm Lincoln Black Hlllfc Montana d. Puget Sound a 4 23 pm a S 00 pm Lincoln Local a 7.00 pm alO 3 > am Lint i > r 1 apt Mul a 5 00 iim aid 33 ama Denver e. oioradu Utah , H CalTorma a G.30 am a Dm j b Dai ! ) Except Sunda ) . Railroad "The ton Iloute' Ticket OIllcc , 1302 Tarn am Street , and MaHon StitetH _ _ , Kansas City Day Ex Kansas Cltv Night Ex. alO.15 pm Joseph nnd St. Louis .a 4.53 pm all:30 : am CHICAGO BURLINGTON A. Qulncv Railroad "The Burlington Route" Ticket Office 1.102 Tarnam St Tel 250 Depot , Tenth & Mason Streets Tele phone. 310Lcai Lcai c. Arrh e. Daylight Chicago Spe- clal a G 40 am Th < ago A'eRtlbuled Ex. a f 05 pin a S Or. . am Chicago Express a 9 30 am a 4 00 pm Chicago i St L Ex a 7 4D pm a S K urn Pacific , Junction Local alO 43 am u f > 45 pm Tast Mali a 2 45 pm a Dai * b Dai'j Except Sunday IOMAHA & & LOUIS PORT Railroad Omaha Kan- Baa Cit ) i. Eastern Rail ARTHUR road 'The Port Aithur Route' Ticket OH.ce 1415 ROUTE. Farnam Street Tele phone 322 Depot , Tenth and MuBim Streets U tie- phone. 29 Leave , Arrive Bt Louis Cannon Ball Express a 4 30 pm j\S 33 am Kansas City & Quiney Local n G.50 am . % 8:05 pm a Dally. GOVEUNMEYT NOTICE. CHIEF QUARTERMASTER'S OFFICE - Omaha. Neb. March 20 1899 Sealed pro- pcflalB in triplicate , will be received her and at offices of Quartermasters at stations named until 1 o clock p m , central tlm- Ajirll 20 1S19 far furnishing wuud , coal and charcoal during the fiscal ) ear ending June 30 , lliOO at Omaha Q M Depot Forts Crook , Robinson and Niolimra , Neb JefTeirson Bar racks , Mo , Forts Leavenworth and Rile ) Kansas Lotran H Roots , Ark , Reno unl Sill Okl Propofialh for dellverv at other points -will be nte talned U S reserve- ' the right to i eject or accept an ) or all pro posals , or an ) part thereof Information furnlhhe l on application here , or to Quar- tsrmaBterB at tait1ons numeid Envelopes containing proiuihalfc to be roarked "Pro- IiosalH for " and addresiyd tf the utider- Hlgned or QuartermaKtepM ut btutlons above numed JOHJC BAXTER Jr Acting Chief Q. M BIch-23-d-4-t-A-17-lS DISSOLUTION NOTICE. NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION THE partnership heretofore txlHtlng between G orpe Hiilmrod and Christen Hunsen If thlb i da ) dlsBOlved b ) mutual consent. Chrhteti Hatihen asriimeB ull llubilltltfi of the firm Biia will collect all credits due the same CHRISTEN HANfaEN GEO HEIMROD , Mth21-4t M & . E SiAMOANS CAN FIG I IT. TuII , MUNCUlnr Wurrlom of ( hr Treiu > blftl Ikluiiil , The men are uoWe 6ioclmeiiB | , jihyBlcally tall , mufacular , with the erect carriage utid elastic etep of nil American luilmu. i > aB n Samoa letter to Le-sllo'E Wpekl ) . The ) , too , uro smiling anl kindly in time of peace nnd arc clad In mantles of "the " guy jirlnu which tliey ( have bought at the ttore , they Ere ut jou twith a 'wave of the band und n courteous "lAlofa" Tliey tattoo the legs from the waibt to the knee and at > they stride along tin-set tnemiieie appear ttittwttn the foldB of their drajiery as if they were deceiul ) clothed in ekln-tlght trouflors They are indolent and.wien not rpused to hostility , as amiable end fun-loving us children Tie } -work as little us is possible unil why bbould the ) * The form abound * in wild banana * , bread-fruit und yarn * , , which may "be liad for the taking tht t > n Is full of fish , which they urn export in catching , and If Providence deigns to Bend them a fattened pig once or twice a jear they are iWcsiwl. Clollilne tticy do not rt- qulre , nor fuel , Uinlr tuxw uru ( ml ) imin- liial and tbeiy are consequently exempt from the. chief demands of life and which , but for tbu erjicnM ) end dlfllcully of gvtUne 'burle-fl ' , makee It far wikler for the a\eraee AinDTicaq to die than to lite But these gentle creature * vcn flcbt , and fight cruoll ) . although their meliiod of war fare is peculiar , thuy utt uud drink te- twesn rounds , when u fcurt of truce is do olaiod , then go at It ngaln , eh not ut abort range < iud Kbor.t to kill. I'orinerl ) until the practice 7.as abcilUhui 4 > y Chltf Justice lie ilit V nc was 'a\ \ t 1 nil * lii 'ttui.y va1tn iilwit s deferred where tlve vi Mm had Iweti onwouncleJ ! until life TTM rxiicrt Tli < - hp fl virre thru rolle-ctc * an * pre < MrtfA ( o fhe Vlnp nt an pupsclnl pr&nt of prow CM Title tiM mui pmcnire tht > rlt-r Jtwtlr * 7i a tinutme * : dlfllrult.v in A < wlln < m-1tti art It watt ti t fltf-oontlinud until tkie oih r raprp nntntive cf thp triple protwtnrmte < wtHK > utpd to IRC < n lirwto 7'titilsh offenders br flnlnc Uinc bravily and RMInp to 'Jils penalt } length ) term ctf lUppy ih the nmn or wtiman whet ran rut t good henny meal ultucul mifterlng After vMirrt If you cannot do It tm.e KiWlol lt peiwld Cure It dlcesis whkt vnu e l. and ruree all Kinds of I > j upepsla mid Inrtlgt tlon COOKIMt Toil MtCN , To lie In null t HUM lei Mnrki'l I'tmel in AVrll n In I'n'iuur H. Men at In ft ure to have nn omxirtunHj of ilonieinstrjitlnp to their whes the art ol nml.lnp mother s pies The jirojioRHl of the New York Household DC'CIUomlC BMDClBtlOU to HRrt COOklllg claBBO ! for men has met with the varmet w drome Mothers niijiroxc of it for thulr nonK , wlvei for their huslmti * * and mnldeus for thelf rwpetheartfi , wlillr the men themsolvw arc show ing tbe-lr ajiprejclntlon 1 > ) pa ) ing the feesThe The first class IB to lie limited to t eUo It is tn be a regular cooking rlasn , mid the food prepare-d nnd cooke-d b ) men. Under the liiBtruction of a domestic science teacher The scheme ma ) sound comical on I tig nnd seum , licrhnixs , a tulull ) iiiPlHuthiu. For the average man it IB , and fchoulfl re- ui n In so. But it also has HE serious and [ irartlcal side Few people know how many men -compe-lled to rely ou their own ef forts in preparing thulr mcnlr , and pcrhupa fewer know how pathetlcall ) ItelplraB the ) are lor lacK of an ) Kuoule-dge of the simplest { iriuciplus of cooKIng The clots of men compelled to do their o u cnoLtng are usunll ) htudontK with vcty lltulte'd iticomeB , muu whose wlxcs are 111. foreigners utiuccuslonie d to tinculluar.v wat. . of other couutrle'B thau their own , and a fen cranks The ftn-t of these , the i-tudcnts , pro in the niBJorlt } . In large cltli-E uud college louiit there are always man ) mm with lu- OOQIQS HO blunder that cxlutcmce Itliarclv ciUed out by tuinlng the .sha'rpuBt snitR ol corners Men are obliged to earn a living while taUlug a college course und stand In press ing ne-ed tif three "square" meals per da ) Usuall ) the student Ik Ignorant of how to market , und very rarel > Knows unthing about preparing what he bus Such Knowledge \\euld be of ItiesllmuMc value , for Instance , how to prrnatv loui or blv bubstantla ) dlunert > at acrj luw cost He might .Sine time inoue ) and In man ) cabes his health Uudoubtvcll ) nuch men will advocate the cooKitie clab cs and should the ) Elirc'ud , utlL-ud them. It IB safe to to ) that nne-third of 1he Btucllob in New ToiK ore rented to mem who do more or lubb of thulr own housekeeping Man } have little coiners lltU'd up e-x pie'Bsly for cooKing , und Lhrt.e same little corners Ubuullj look KB though the chef iieedfe a courne in cllthwaBhlng uud general scientllic scouring. Countlebs meri attempt hreakfuBt-muKlng in hall bedrooms , and took over the minia ture beaters the ) adjust 011 the only gus jot in the loom These men arc hrlple-es enough , but Inw much more so are those who. with no servants und delicate wives , are often com pelled to face the brc-uKfast uud dinner get tiug problem ? Sooner or later ever ) man will find that a knowledge of cooker } helps him over a hard place at some time , and thebc clauses are certainly a Btep In the right direction for men who have , or are in danger of hav ing , the new woman for a wife. "Give me a livei regulator uiin 1 can regu late the world , ' said a genius The druggist handed him a bottle of De Witt's Little Early lasers , the famous little pliia AIIOHIG1AAL ETKllBTTE. A liiilluiiV LfNxein tn eimc liliiKloii'einifii. . Five or fcix matrons had the entire half of a Fourteenth Btroet cur corralled unto themBelveB and their sKlrts one afternoon last " \\eek \ , relates the Washington Post There was plcut ) of room on their Bide of the ear for five or six more full-grown hu man beings of e ither sex , but had this room liecn taken up to ) other occupants of seats the TOatrons wouldn't have had enough t > Kirt room the simplest calculation in life of courBe Two men got in , cast humble glances at the ample manner In which all of the vacant Bpace was ornamented -with brocaded and plain fiKlrtE and then clutched straps resigned ! ) The matrons lool.ed at the two men Jmuphtll ) . us much as to SB ) "It IB good for ) our health to t > tand up , O tliou tie-up , ilO-eeut man1" At the corner -of L street throe niare men got on the car. One of them was u white man and the ether two were Indians one blanketed and innur paint , the other In plain store clothes The white man In I charge of the two Indians -was humble , HKe i his "kind , and only gluneed IICJH leasfly at the I room taken up by the matrons before lie did the Inevitable thing , name ] ) , clutch a strap and grin. The Indian in btore dot lite looked a bit harder at the large quantities of toora Hieing absorbed by the stout women und their fcklrte , but then he , too , got hold of u Btrap only hlB henv ) JDVV came flo-wo | pretty hard and lie seemed to have to gulp I u lilt over it ac WUH natural enough Tin ' blanl.cteid and nur-imlnte.il Indian , ho-wrvcr didn't apparently be-long < o a trllie that gulped over things and let them co at that He was a tall , Httulght , fine-looking red man , about 30 ) cart. . old and Ills ifuce unit full of cburnctBr He was about us nifty a looking 'buck ' UB hud 'been ' neeii un the Washington Btreiets fur Bome time | Ho examined the nmtrnti'n side of the car ' carefully and with un obvious eje to meas- urtment Then he exumlned each one of the matrons in turn Tbej eiich nnd ell Uitjlicd u trifle nervous under hlh austere scrutiny But thedidn't make any eiffer to move up und give anybody n chance for his iwhlte alley The blanketted Indian was waiting for them to do Just thU thine When he BOW there wasn't nny move in them lie pkkfid out u spaeu between two ofcpe-clally etout u d npgrcshho-looklog hold urs of two or Ui ee Be-all , each und he pointed ! with a long , ihoii ) finger ut the space Then he made u simple gesture -with his open hand held horizontally The gestuir tnld as 7 > lutn as 'wordi. ' "Divideup tlinrc ; uplit , I'm going to sit down aud enjoy myself ' The two stout matrons dlvldud in a hurry and gathered up their sklntfc und then all of them followed Bull not without i > avagr glances at the ornately blanketed red man When the ) had moved moderate ! ) tlobe to pether the-re was pleui ) of room on their side of the tar for the. four men still mund ( ing ui ) The four tinen at down nod lojked deep thutikfulnfiBB Jn the direction of the fine-proflleid Indian in the Bctrt the Yon Hare Alnarc BaiigM lijcatcre ci 7 Be&ri tie Kind You Haie Always Cou hl B if nature of 7 ct