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Speaker Wright oC the Cnliforuln IOR- talntiirc 1ms nctcd on tlic ml vice of Ingo tliut the business of life is to "init money Into tliy purse. " From tlm fact that Mr. 'J'liompson holds seven of a kind sonic people have been led to believe that he has a whole deck under the table. Hereafter members of the legislature should not forget to put the proper nil- drosH on letters. It saves time and frequently other things. From the live hundred and forty-nine pensions turned out In one night by con gress It Is evident that the pension roll will not reach its maximum for the next ten years. As a Knight of .St. Olaf Senator Kntito Nelson of Minnesota will be able peen to balance corners with Colonel Vifquain of Nebraska and his Order of the Double Dragon. Omaha now has the beginning of a free municipal art gallery. It should not bo necessary to recall the fact ob served by the wise men of long ago that great oaks from little ncorn8 grow. The news that Ksterlur/.y Is penitent is certainly hopeful , for when so great a scoundrel as he has confessed himself to be Js capable of penitence It Is tJiuo to abolish the limitations to reformation. From the way tliono grave nnd rev- oreued selgnors of the Austrian Ilelehrw.ith fell to hair pulling and nose pummelling one would Imagine that they had served at least a term In con- cress. While the senate Is settling the < llf- fore-rices between the United States and Spain It should not overlook the urgent necessity of negotiating a protocol be tween the lion. Tom Johnson and .Mr. Grosvcnor. As the sultan is fully believed to be beyond the power of harm while mak ing the jonrnev to kiss the mantle of the prophet , Abdul's ordering all com bustibles sealed while on the trip re sembles a vote of lack of coulldenco in Allah. If General Gome/ wants to come to Washington to meet President McKln- ley there is nothing whatever to prevent him from carrying out his wishes. The visit might oven bo encouraged with propriety , as a friendly Interchange of ideas with reference to the future of Cuba could not be injurious to cither party. 1u a consular 'voport on the growing use of automobile vehicles abroad It is plated that a training school Is in opera tion in 1'arls to Instruct the drivers ot automobile cabs how to manage and maneuver them. A training nchool for cab drivers'would not bo out or place anywhere. Why wait for the automobiles ? It is In the winter months that the Oommeriilal club should lay plans for n uprlug campaign for the location of new factories and btitsluess houses that may ho Induced to come hero. With the Impetus and advertisement given Omaha by the Transmlsslsslppl ICxposi- tlon It ought to bo easier now than over before to attract the favorable attention of capitalists ready to embark in promis ing enterprises. No better Held than Omaha , exists anywhere and no more propitious time could bo at hand. The Taclllc railroads were sutwldlzed by the government because to a certain extent thctlr construction was a mil itary necessity. Should congress finally decide to subsidize the Nlea- rnguati canal it will bo done largely as a naval necessity. Moth enterprises will , of course , prove of In calculable benefit to commerce'bet ween the Atlantic and Pacific. Just what advantage the canal will bo to the pro ducers of the mid-west wiill depend upon the ability of the transcontinental mil- road lines to meet the competition of Jlie Istuuiluu stcuiudfiiu lluea , a. I'uvvt.Mt iit.r.criox or SKXATUIIS. For the last quarter of a century pub ic sentiment has been ateadlly growing n favor of the election of senators by topular vote. The consensus of opln- on among Intelligent thinkers Is that the present method of electing L'nlted Slates senatom by t'ho ' legislatures Is re. i onslble for a marked decadence in the upper branch uf our national legls- ature. It is to bo deplored that bigoted par tisanship caused the defeat of a Joint resolution urging congress" to propose in amendment to the constitution of the L'nlted Stales providing for the election f L'nlted States senators by the direct ote of the people in the state senate. le- ! cause and only because this resolution iad been Introduced by si member of lie fitsloulst minority , a motion to table ho proposition without discussion was carried by all but two votes of the re- Mibllcan majority. And yet the Hint steps In this direction vere taken by the republican legislature n IST'i In the following memorial and ulnt resolution : Your memorialists , the legislature of the atate of Nebraska , would respectfully rep resent that they express the will of the people of this state in asking for an amend ment to the constitution ot the United States , which shall provide for the election of United States senators by the uliole people ple , and not by delegated authority. Therefore , Your memorialists would re spectfully ask your honorable body to pro pose an amendment to section 3 , article of the constitution of the United States , by which this election by the people of heir qualified representatives shall be ar ranged more In accordance with the demand of the popular voice. Resolved , That the secretary of state bo and hereby Is Instructed to transmit a cer- Iflcd copy of this memorial to our sen ators nnd representatives in congress , wlio are hereby requested to use all honorable ncaus to secure the object above cx- jressed. This joint resolution was Introduced In ho house by Hon. Itenjtuiilu Harrows , a epuhllcau , and was voted for by every nomber of that body , including John M. rhurston , the present junior senator of Nebraska , then a member of the house. In 1S03 another memorial anil Joint esolutlon to the same purport was idopted , nud although falling to receive he approval of Governor orounso , was transmitted to the representatives or \obraska in congress. This memorial Use received the sanction of the mem- icr.s of all parties. It goes without Haying that a memorial isklng congress to submit a constitu- lonal amendment that would remit the- lection of fill ted States senators to a ote of ( lie people would receive the ndoiYsement of ninety-nine out of every lundred electors of Nebraska. Whether h memorials to congress would be iceded by men who occupy scats in the lulled States senate through influences hat were potential with legislatures , but ould not have carried them through a ) opular election , Is problematic. CV11AX8 AS SULDlKltS. Major General Greene's report to the War department giving the results of ils investigation of conditions In Cuba s especially Interesting in what It says of the Cuban soldiers , lie found these roops able-bodied , inured to hardship , well disciplined and fully under the control of their ollicers. General Greene was favorably Impressed with ho ollicers , whom ho found to be Intelli gent , educated men. He expresses the opinion that this force possesses the ele- rente of a line body of native troops , if ; iroperly organized , equipped nnd their I'cglmental and possibly battalion com manders selected from American elli cers. He suggests that the organiza tion of these troops should be begun at ihc earliest possible moment , because ihere is danger that otherwise the force .nay disintegrate nnd turn Into brigands. General Greene says It would bo possi ble to get from 10,000 to 1 , ,000 such men ivlio would bo suitable for military serv ice , the others , who arc not especially idaplcd to the life of a soldier , to bo [ iut at work In the construction and 10- [ rilr ot roads and the rebuilding of hos pitals , asylums and public buildings. Thcue suggestions seem eminently Ju dicious and If carried out- would prob ably settle the question growing out or the demand of the Cuban soldiers that they shall be paid before disbanding. If our government should organize one- ialf of this force for military service and provide work for those who are not suitable for such service they would very likely bo satlsiied. In that event the task of pacification would bo re lieved of what now threatens to Le a serious dlliicully. These native troops would relieve an equal number of American soldiers , nearly half of whom are now Incapaci tated for duly. General Wood told the house committee on military affairs that not more than fifty per cent of the American troops In the province or Santiago , the only part oc Cuba where our soldier. * have been stationed long enough to test the effects of the Cuban climate at all thoroughly , are lit for duty. The rest are Incapacitated by sleknens. When it Is considered that the troops In General Wood's command have not been called upon to uo any thing but the easiest kind of garrison work , that they have had no lighting and no severe exposure nnd that this Is the most favorable port of the year in Cuba , the statement of General Wood suggests what may be expected when the unhealthy seasons come. Not only will most of the American soldiers bo Incapacitated - capacitated for duty , but many of them will die. Our government should re move as many as possible of its soldiers from tikis danger and if It Is practica ble to organize native troops who will take the place of American soldiers no time should bo lost In doing so. The work of pacifying and regenerat ing Cuba presents many dlllleultles , not the least of which is presented In the at titude of the Cuban soldiers. If a IHH- . tlon of thews can be made United States troops and the others are given em ployment and evidently General Greene thinks this entirely practicable one dif ficulty will have boon dlspcwod of , our government will secure tlm gratitude nnd co-operation of a largo clement of the Cuban people and thousands of American soldiers will bo enabled to return - turn home. It is to bo presumed that I President McKlnley Is giving thin very , Imitorlnnt mutter ( he coiiHhloratlou It merllH. The improved condition of - workingmen - men In the United States nnd Kngland the Increase of wage * , the decrease In living expenses and the consequent hlgher.standanl of living within thepast twenty years , Ls altered liy Incontro vertible evltlei re. The improvement has not been so marked on the con tinent of Ktiropc as In the countries named , but there also the condition or the working classes has been materially bettered. French olllclal statistics re cently published of wages and the cost of living- show that in lli'ty years the rate of earnings has almost doubled , while money goes farther than It did u almost every direction except for rent. Tlic French report shows that , com paring ISHKJ with IS 10 , there had been an Increase In retail prices , but the In crease was less than that of wages. Uents more than doubled , but rents and food together advanced but L7 > per cent ind clothing and other necessaries hav ing declined the aggregate Increase in the cost oC living was less than 'J. > per cent , while wages had almost doubled. For our own country , says the .New York .lournal of Commerce , the evi dences of increased wages or Improved style of living are supplemented by the remarkable evidence afforded by the census of 1SIK ) of tlie rapid Increase in ( lie number of persons employed and the decrease In the employment of child- labor , the last fact being shown by the abor statistics of the state of New York for a later period than the census vear. The inquiries on the continent ot liurope sis to Improved conditions or living show for France , Helglum ami jermany a greater quantity and better quality of food , more meats consumed ind more wheat and less rye and po tatoes. Referring ( o these facts the Journal of Commerce says that "Nothing could uoro completely refute the socialists in their nttacki ) on capitalism , the labor tgltators in their denunciation of laborsaving - saving machinery and the avowed and lie disguised cheap money men , than the improved condition of the working lopulatlou in northern and -western Uuropo and in the United States. " It s especially to be noted that this lin- irovouient lias taken place In countries where most of the monetary reforms lave occurred. Thus money wages for uost dames of workers in France have idvnnced one-quarter ninco 1S7-I , about Hie date of the legislation in the dlrec- : ion of the single gold standard In Uer- uany , the Latin Union and t'ho United States , since which time all the op- ) onents of the gold standard have been claiming that the condition of the work- ng population had been constantly de teriorating and as already remarked , heso increased earnings are coincident with a decrease in living expenseri , so hat the working classes generally have been enabled to llvo better nnd are IIv- ug better than they did fifty or even twenty-five years ago. There are persons who take a pessimistic view of the future of labor , ivlio apprehend that the constant addi tions making to the supply of laborsaving - saving machinery must in time prove njurious to the working classes , by do- irlving many of work and reducing the lay of labor. Perhaps this tear is not entirely Ill-founded , though certainly past experience in nil civilized countries lees not give warrant for it. On the contrary this experience Justifies ex- icctatlon that the condition of the work ing classes will continue to Improve , COXSTITL'TWX HAllt-Sl'LITTlXa. The new questions precipitated by the unforeseen outcome of the war with Spain , bringing the American people face to face with problems undreamed of by the fathers of the republic , are oc- asionlng more constitution hatr-splittlng than anything that has happened since the war of the rebellion. The question whether Andrew Jackson had any con stitutional right to put down the milliners or President Lincoln to meet with force the armies of the seced ing states raised up no more ingenious constitution , twisters than the proposed annexation of the Philippines. For a case directly in point an article by Prof. II. P. .liaison of the Uni versity of Chicago could not be improved on , contributed to the last number of the Ilevlew of Heviows. in which he brushes away with one sweep of tlic pen nil the constitutional obstacles to the unrestricted acquisition and govern ment of distant territory by congress. The way this is done is by distinguish ing two different uses of the terms United States of America In the consti tution. Wo are told that the United States refers not only to the people vested with the nation's sovereignty , but also to a territorial empire and that tlic lim itations set up in our fundamental law have no relation to the territorial Idea. "We , the people of the United States , " ordain and enact the constitution for "the United States of America. " What people ? asks the learned professor , and answers , The people of the states form ing the union. , In another place the doctrine is enun ciated that all duties , excises and Im posts shall bo uniform throughout the United States. The ordinary mortal might think this meant that they should really bo uniform throughout all the land , subject to the United States gov ernment , but the commentators have discovered that such a conclusion is based on a wrong conception of the use of the Kngllsh language. The consti tution framers did not Intend that all duties , excises nnd Imposts levied by congress should be uniform , but that they-should be uniform merely within the states admitted to membership in the union , leaving the [ woplo of the terri tories , colonies and crown estates de pendent wholly upon the favor r.nd fair disposition of the men who happen to constitute the reigning congress. When the constitution was amended ' to protect the freedmen' their civil and political rights , citizenship was ex tended to all persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to Its jurisdiction. Ui > to this time evcnouo has supposed thai birth under the Amer ican Hag conferred American cllly.en- nhlp , Hut It turns nut , apparently , that everyone has been rad'.eally ' wrong. The boy who has been told that because he was born In the United Slates he has a chance some day to become president of the greatest nat'.on on earth Is doomed to sad disappointment. ' ( 'he men who drafted this amendment may not have known It , but the fact Is now proclaimed that when they wrote the words United States they relerred not to the laud of the free and the homo of the brave pictured In song and poetry , but to the thirty odd states then forming the union and those which might bo later admitted to equal privileges. The boy born in Nevada then may lie eligible to the presidency , while the boy born In Arizona Is barred from that high station , : uul It will make no difference to the fresh generation of little Filipinos whether they are born the day before or the day after the treaty of peace and cession Is mtilled and the ratifications exchanged. With such facile constitutional con tortionists always at band we ought never to feel under any necessity of re vising or amending our written frame of government. All that Is needed Is to call in the juridical doctors and ask them to make a new rending. TJIK The National Association of Manu facturers declared in favor of the bill which has been Introduced in both branches of congress providing for the building up of the merchant marine , in reference to this measure the president of the association to his annual report said it is generally conceded to be the most carefully prepared and most thor oughly practical plan that has thus far been framed. It proposes to encourage the building and operation of ships un der the American Hag by the payment of subsidies based upon tonnage nnd distance traveled , this compensation being granted upon the condition that the owners of the subsidized vessels shall construct within a period of live years new American tonnage equal teat at least : > 5 per cent of the tonnage of the vessels receiving such compensa tion. Provision is made for further in crease In our shipping by granting American registry to foreign-built ves sels upon the condition that the owners shall construct within a period of live years new American tonnage equal teat at least 50 per cent of the tonnage of the foreign-built vessels thus admitted to American registry. These are the two essential principles embodied in the proposed legislation. The recognition by so important n body as the National Association' "Manufacturers of the necessity of buildi ng up the merchant marine ought to xert a great deal of Influence. The as sociation is composed of men who are urgely engaged In the foreign trade and vho therefore understand the advantage hat would accrue to the vast interests hey represent from being able to ship heir merchandise in American ships falling under the American Hag. They- speak with an authority on this subject hat belouds to no other interest. Hut our agricultural producers are hardly i\ss concerned in an American merchant muiiue , since the largo amount of money now annually paid to foreign ship-owners would rcmaln-Jierc and be spent for homo products , while n further benefit to our producers would come from the development of the ship-build- ng industry. The proposed law will not , however , bo enacted by the present congress. It s possible that the bill will pass the louse , but it cannot pass the Donate. In the next congress the chances for the success of aueh a measin'j will be very good. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ The performance of Senator Ilutler be fore the senate in declaring the prin ciples of secession to be right was as mi- 'ortunate as it was uncalled for at this time. Whatever lie or the south may think of the question of right or wrong involved in it the time has long since Kissed for ils discussion. The questions raised by the unfortunate and suicidal issue have been forever settled by the stern arbitrament of war and from that decision it Is well that there Is no ap peal. No one. with the possible excep tion of Senator Butler , wants to thresh over that old straw. Events have dem onstrated the unwisdom of state's rights that led to the most unfortunate and the bloodiest Avar of the world's lilstory , and there Is every reason to be lieve that the people ' of the south , equally with those of the north , are now latislled with the results and are per fectly willing to let the dead past bury its dead. We are now in a new era that concerns itself not so much with tlic past as with the duties of the pres ent and the promises of the future. As a reunited people the promises of the future are beyond the comprehension of man. nnd all sections nnd parties .should present a solid and uncompromising front to any effort that has for its object conjuring up the ghost of an un fortunate past. The past is dead , but the present and the future with all of their glorious possibilities are ours , and let us make the most of them. Lord Ilersehell , formerly lord high chancellor of England , In a speech re cently delivered In this country deplored the tendency of the ago toward special ties in education. It Is unfortunate that Lord llorscholl did not go fully into the subject , for it IH one fraught with more than passing interest. That edu cation is less thorough now than for merly would probably be denied by the great Institutions of learning in tills country and in Europe , and In a SOIIHO that contention would be correct. Hut that the tendency of this thoroughness ds directed along certain lines to the ne glect of others of equal importance can scarcely bo denied. The idea that It Is only necessary to study the > o things di rectly bearing on the work to bo fol lowed In the future Is gaining ground not only with students , but oven In some of the more Important colleges. Of course where tins student's means will only enable him to take a short term at college this special work Is better than none , but where no such reasons exist the cucouru.cijuciit Should not be toward specialties , but rather in tlic direction of thorough training In nil of those broad nnd comprelicnslvo branches the Mudy of which begets not only culture and kno\Yledge , but the power to think cor rectly and well. Special training should not bo underestimated , but wherever [ Ktsslblo should begin after the general 'ducallon Is completed. The man thus iMlucated has many advantages In the winputitlons of life over Ills brother . quipped only with a store of special knowledge. The chief danger In special ruining alone Is narrowness and the loss ) f that broad and comprehensive power if thought that will correct the errors > f humanity and make the world better materially and morally. Pho declaration of M. Delcasso that [ 'ranee's rights In the French shore inestlou are incontestable Is a sweep- ug general denial of Mr. Chamberlain's statement Unit It will bo adjusted sat- sfactorily to English interests , ami tin- oss some other more Important question ,11 , dispute should precipitate an early adjustment , the weary controversy threatens to drag Us Interminable length through another generation or two. The ild dispute has been standing so long that it resembles another great con troversy of sonic years ago that could not bo adjusted because only two men iad ever understood It , and one of them was dead , while the oilier one had tor- gotten what it was about , and its chief object seems to bo to furnish a cause for an irreconcilable quarrel over home shadowy rights that are of little im portance to cither country and of which the world in general Is heartily tired. According to a circular Just Issued by 'ho ' signal ollicers of the War de- pal tmcnt the military telegraph lines 1 Cuba and Porto Hlco operated by the signal corps are ready to handle com mercial messages at a uniform local rate ) f 2 cents u word. In a nutshell , the government telegraph finds Itself In po sition to do private business at rates ivlilcli no private telegraph company would offer under the same conditions , ainely , a monopoly of the Hold nnd comparatively small patronage. The luestion simply presents Itself whether ho government , with a postal telegraph system of its own covering the whole United States , could not transmit mes sages much cheaper than the li cents a word it now asks in sparsely settled ub.a , whose inhabitants have yet to bo educated up to the use of the electric telegraph. Few people know that lion. Koswell P. Flower is a farmer , but such is the case and he has just been elected presi dent of the New York Agricultural so ciety. That ho will make a success ot ils now job is doubted by no one who inderstands the phenomenal results ichleved by him In raising and water- , ng stock on his Wall street ranch. \ < Til < 'd nt Homo. Detroit Kres Press. General Brooke's plea for lighter taxation 'or ' the Cubans -will create a demand for hla services in the United States. ItVnn Effective. 1'hlladelphla Times. That compressed air alleged to have been jrought up by Keely from under the floor to run his motor may have been merely his way of raising the wind. Iteiiclt Out for n Rood Thlnu. Globe-Democrat. Germany bought inoro American meat in IS'JS than in any previous year. Tliero Is no inoro wholesome food and the German people have not been deceived on this point. Native * Have tlic Call. liuffalo Express. George D. Melklejohn , assistant secretary ot war , says it is his unalterable purpose to appoint none but natives to the civil offices n the islands now in possession of the military forces of the United States. This , s better treatment than the regular tcrrl- ; orles have commonly received. TlilnlViiVfN Are Dangerous. Philadelphia nocord. Speculation in shares and bonds has at tained phenomenal proportions. There ap pears to bo a sound foundation for advanc ing prices , but it should never be forgotten that there Is a limit for prudent trans action. The tidal waves that carry apparent values skyward create when the ebb comes a corresponding depression. These record- breaking days are "breakers" not without danger to the unwary. Ample I'ooil for Ilellretlon. I'lttsburff Dispatch , When we ore confronted with the spectacle of the organs of an alleged national policy declaring that the Declaration of Independ ence is merely an impracticable theory and only effete rhctorio it is tlmo to stop and think. When the organs of expansion are declaring that the American policy crystal lized in the Monroe doctrine Is worn out there la more room for reflection. When a general of the army publicly announces with out reprimand that "we have outgrown the constitution" the people may well inquire what they have left. A -\VrNterii liiNtltulloii. Springfield ( Muss. ) Hepubllcan. A feature of western life which always IntcrcHts and amuses easterners Is the board sldonulks to bo found In most of the smaller towns and occasionally in cities of consid erable size. Where wood Is cheap and mud Is deep there Is a double Inducement to the use of this convenient but temporary foot- pavcmunt , and sometimes three walks stretch out over the crisp black prairie soil like an endless bridge , the tall , dusty rwln- weed slapping the legs of the pedestrian who Is not careful to keep in the center. Hut this souvenir of the old days Is passing away , hastened In Its departure by suits Sot damages , for the decaying board walk Is treacherous to life und limb. Uniformity In Divorce Iair * . Chicago Tribune. The movement for uniformity of state laws Is far from being general enough as yet In give promise ot tangible results. At one tlmo or another various states have ap pointed commissions to Investigate the Kub- jeat , but there has been no concert of action. In 110 ono thing Is the reform needed more than In divorce laws. The Constitution ot the United States provides that "full faith and credit ahall bo given In each state to the public acts , records and judicial pro ceedings of every other state. " Yet eastern courts habitually Ignore Dakota divorces. A marrlago In New York following a divorce in Illinois on grounds not recognized In New York may lead to a charge of bigamy. The state courts are getting further and further away from the constitutional safeguard on this subject especially. If the xevcral states will not take the Initiative toward uniform ity let congress appoint a commission to in vestigate , codify and formulate recommen dations. It would not be binding upon any state , of course , but this Is a possible way la which U ) cecuro concert of acUaa. * ir : ! ii.\u SHOTS AT TIM : iM'i.pir , Phlraso Tribune- The duty POIIIK In lie Inld upon Chlcngn of furnishing mlMlon- nrlon to New York City. . ChlciiKO 1'oiltVr : nro Informed Hint nn Indiana clergyman who him boon imlng a rrt vnlvcr to maintain order In hl church \\lll have his license revoked , but we are Ifft In doubt as to whether It will bo hln license to preach or his license to onrry arms. lloston Herald : It looks queer to sec dis tinguished churchmen like Bishop Totter , Hev. Dr. Halnsford and even Hcv. Dr. 1'ark- hurst defending the saloon as nn Institution that Is capable ot being made useful. They stem disposed to look facts 5 > qiiarely In the face and make the bi t of them. I'lonecr Press : It seems that n 1'cnnsyl- vanla iircachcr has been dismissed by Ills congregation because he ventured to say that the rainbow had existed before Noah's time. Yet when we remember the little tempest that followed Dr. Lymnn Abbott's remarks concerning Jonah the 1'ennsylvanla Instance Is not so amazing. Kansas City Star : Captain Augustus P. Gardiner , 'In a recent report on Porto lllco to the assistant secretary of war , Mr. Melkle john , says that it does not. appear that the 1'orto HIcans have ever taken their religion with any degree of seriousness. Captain Gardiner is presumably n. Protestant , but Father Thomas Sherman of the Catholic church says the same thing. Whatever our recently acquired citizens in Porto lllco may be , it is evident that they are not pious. I'nilSU.VAl , AMI OTllDltWISi : . Indiana's new senator is said to be as full of figures of speech as a circulation affidavit. A Kansas City preacher avere that "the devil is abroad In the town. " He got his cue from the advance billing of a theatrical star. star.The The influence of cnvlronmnnt frequently manifests Itself. A Chicago girl confessed to the police that she could not tell the 'truth. ' Kvcry returning soldier from Manila cheerfully admits that Admiral Dewey oc cupies the big tent out thc'ro. All others are side-shows. A simple method of averting trouble with the Filipinos would bo the suppression of poetic apostrophes on expansion. There Is a limit to Malay patience. Down at Mncon , Mo. , a few days ago , "A Hot Tlmo In the Old Town" did duty at a funeral. The deceased must have been a genuine Missouri mossback. "Hebcl" Agulnaldo must bo credited with foresight and business sense In keeping at the front. His war reminiscences will com mand a fortune In , the near future. The foolklller misses many tempting op portunities these frosty days. A Massa chusetts woman has just reared a. marble monument over the grave of her pet mon key. Girls who packed Christmas boxes for soldier boys In Manila will be Interested In the cabled statement that many of the Yankee soldiers have become engaged to Filipino girls. Up In the classic regions of Oshkosh a barkeeper has been convicted of man slaughter , having piled a local character with enough liquor to kill him. Barkeepers should bo careful about overloading tanks. G. Clunlcs Iloss , nn American who owns and practically rules the Kcellng-Cocos Islands , near Java , Is In San Francisco. He says his possessions , though thickly popu lated , have no prisons nor police nnd crime is almost unknown. The town of Peorla Intimates rather forci bly that a prophet is without honor In his own country by warming the solar plexus of a prophet who was rather frisky with his predictions. Other portions of his cuticle were fanned with shoo leather. A bogus edition of Denver's "dlvlno healer , " Schlatter , bumped up against a wave of popular indignation in a Georgia town and was hustled outside the corpora tion limits by the police. Now the pious fakir will play the persecution dodge and wax wealthy. Mayor John Daly of Limerick Is the same John Daly who talked eloquently nnd pa thetically to his countrymen in Omaha last March. Ills description of the horrors of solitary confinement in British prisons , which ho survived , has rarely been equalled by human lips. TIII : CITIIAV i'Hoiiii.ii. IitillciiUniin of Trntilile In tlic IMTU | | < < - < | Inland. Baltimore Sun. The burning of caneflelds in Cuba out of eplto because civil offices and other employ ments have not been given to Cuban sol diers In sufficient abundance Is an illogical proceeding which ought to bo stopped. The Isabel plantation has already been burned over , and only the arrival of American troops saved the Homell and San Miguel estates , near Guantauamo. The negroes who constitute the bulk of the Cuban army are said to bo disgruntled at the turn mat ters are taking. Accustomed to plundering for a living while the war continued , they now find .their livelihood gone. They get no pay to replace the epolls they may no longer seize. Peace means hard work , and to this they are averse. They have another grievance In the fact that the white Cubans .get all the offices the Americans have to dis tribute and they come In nowhere. They have accordingly concluded , It seems , < o prevent the working of the sugar estates by burning them , in order to show that the negro patriots must be "recognized , " too. In the Mayarl district bands of robbers are said to be plundering and killing the resi dents. Now that the Spanish troops arc withdrawn to the coast much of the Interior of the Island Is doubtless terrorized by the Cuban soldiers. The latter have not been disbanded by their leaders. Their attitude la ono of expectancy. General Gomez has not recognized our pretensions to govern Cuba. Ho doc not como Into our lines 01- put himself In our power. Ho and his com patriots entertain the Idea , It appears , that they may yet some day have to fight us Jf we tlo not turn Cuba over to them. CITI/.l-J.V Oil SI'IMIJCT. Stntiin of the Flllplnox Under tlio Treaty If Hiillllvil. Detroit Free Pre.sH. Senator Hour raised a pertinent question In the senate Wednesday when he wantrd to know whether the Filipinos were to be re garded , after the treaty IB ratified , us citizens of the United States or subjects. If the Paris treaty is ratified without amendment nothing can bo more certain than that the Massachusetts senator's question will thrust Itself upon the country to create dissensions and wranglings , There are already two opposing opinions springing up and dividing the public mind. Certain newspapers and Individuals are argu ing that we can govern the Filipinos as sub jects without giving them ci'.lzcnahln. Just as Great Britain governs the people of India. The New York Times , for Instjnce. says , "wo ought to take the Islands aa provided In the treaty , " but "they must never become citizens ot the United States. " Senator Hoar thinks that if the treaty la adopted as it stands "every Filipino child born under the flag of this country , bo ho Mohommcdaii , Chinese , Japanese or Malay , would bo a citizen of thlii country , " It will readily bo seen that the question Is a vital one. To treat 8,000,000 or 10,000,000 ot inferior Asiatics as citizens mcana that they must be admitted to the United States as freely as Ainurlcan.n born. Such able constitutional lawyers as Edmunds and Hoar think that any other treatment would bo unconstitutional. Are the millions of American laborers ready to submit meekly to an invasion of Asiatic competitors ? Ccr- Inlnly ( hey will pr lf t. mid the eottntltti * I Ion will hnvc | o bp amended. In order to prevent illitimter to our own dllri'iifl. When nincndtiirnlK ot the fumlmiirnliil law once begin there IH no telling where they may end , nor \\hal radical Impairment to the American Idenl of government may follow. Senator * \\lui love eoiiHtltutloiml liberty will surely hcsltiitc before voting to ratify n treaty \yhlch Is eertaln tn bring nuch A disturbing Issue upon tlu > country. It will be vastly safer to amend the Instrument no as to place the Philippines In the siime re lationship to the United State * n * Cuba Is to occupy. Then there will bo no danger of conferring American citizenship upon Oriental savages , thereby endangering our own most highly cherished rights and tirlvlleei's. . DO.MKSTIO Chicago Tribune : mushing Maid Isn't the * ringa trllle large ? Musliu'.xs-llko Man You , dear. It will slip oft easily when you want to mix dough. Ileeurd : "What n placid face your married daughter him ! "Yes , her throe- children have got her so fiho obeys beautifully. " lioHton Traveler : " 1 know ono man nt leiixt who Is u confirmed woman-hater. " "Because ho couldn't get one to marry him ? " "No ; because ho did. " Atchlson alobe : An AtrhLion girl who ten years ago used to dream uf a Mont- moroney do Ixinoy knocking nt her door Is now very contented preparing her wedding clothes for u man named Nick Whltehuifer. Cleveland Plain Dealer : Uiirton T have made It a rulu ever since I Imve been married to turn over every cent of my earn ings to my wife. O'Batch IH that the reason she drcssci so much bettor than you ? Detroit Free Press : "Kdgar Dabnfy cave n gratitude dinner last night. " "Oratltude dinner ? What'H that ? " "Why , a dinner tiv nil the , girls who were sisters to him In IMS. " Town Topics : "I wish you wouldn't call mo dear before people. Jack , " said Kitty discontentedly , as she pulled on her gloves "Why not ? asked Jack In surprise. "Wo are engaged. " "Ye.-es , 1 know ; but It makes mo feel awfully cheap. " Chicago Post : "Well , hero's a new dc- parturo , for sure , " she exclaimed , looking up from her newspaper. "Mere's an account ot 11 couple that chose to Kt't married nt 11 christening. "Well , " ho replied thoughtfully , "I sup pose there's nothing llko getting used to both exercises at once. " Yonkers Statesman : He Do you remem ber the. night I proposed to you ? She Yen , dear. "We wit for ono hour and you never opened your mouth. " "Yes ; 1 remember , dsar. " "Believe me , that was the happiest hour of my life. " Detroit Journal : "Can we afford , " he faltered , sadly , "to linvc a skeleton In our closet ? " As for the woman , she wept , for they were Indeed wretchedly poor ; but she was not , thurufore , altogether unrexourcefiil. "Wo might keep It In the hill : and use It for a hat rack ! " she exclaimed , for her mind was giving away under the constant effort to practice , economy. HO.VT OUT HAY. Denver Post. 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