TJIE OMAHA DATLV 11EE : SfNDAY , JAXtTATlV oc MM > } : iano , Tim OMAILV SUNDAY Ite K. HOSBWATCU , JJiWor. rUHLlSHED BVKIIY MOUNINQ. "TKKMS OF 3UI3SC1UPTION. TUHM3 OF SUBSCRIPTION. Dally Ueo ( without Sunday ) , One Ycar.JC.OO Daily Ufa and Sunday , One Year S.OO fix Months 4. < W Three Months 2-W Sunday llco , Olio Year fjo Katurdny Dee , One Year J-WJ "Weekly Hue , One Year OFFICES. Omaha : The Ueo Uulldlnff. South Omaha : City Hall building , Twenty-fifth nnd N fitrects. Council Ilium * : 10 Pearl Street. ChlcoKo : Stock Exchange IJutldlns. New York : Temple Court , Washington : 501 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news nnd editorial matter should Uu addressed : To the Editor. Editor.KUS1NESS LETTERS. IJuslness letters and remittances should bo addressed to TheUeo Publishing Com pany. Umaha. Drafts , checks , express and I > ostolllcu money orders to bo made payable to the order of the company. THIS 11KE rUBLlSHINO COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State ot Nebraska , Douglas County , es.i George U. Tzschuck , secretary ot The 15ee I'libllHhln ? company , being duly Bworn , says that the actual number ot full nnd ccmplelo copies of The Dally , Morning , Evening nnd Sunday Hoc , printed during the month of December , 1S9S , was an fol lows : 1 21,077 17 . ai,7.57 : 2 ai.lftl is . ai.7 o 3 ai.osi 13 . air : s-i 4 21,1170 20 . lilt , SOJ ! 5 ai.aaa 21 . atr. : a c aiNi 22 . 2:1,011 : 23 . at.i70 : . ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! . - ' , 21 . at,7i.s : : 9 aiiit : : 25 . Ul.SiUO 10 a , i a n ai.sso 27 12 BI.1BH 2S n Bi.aaa 29 : tr , o-i 11 ai.Biia 30. is Biian : 31 0 < > 10 B , sni Total 7-1(1OOO ( , Less unsold aid returned copies. . . . irt , : ( > 7 Net total sales 7 ,0 Net dally average atB71 : GEORGE 13. TSCSCHUCK. Sworn to before mo and subscribed In my prcscenco this Slst day of December , 1S93. ( Heal. ) N. P. FEIL , Notary Public. One week of the battle of the ballots but no United States senator from Ne braska yet. The battle of. Nebraska 1ms been In progress nt Lincoln for a week , but the tug of war Is yet to come. The man who can pick the winner In the senatorial race Is In pressing dcmnutl among camp followers at Lincoln. The Delaware patriots who are con tending for Addlcks or nothing , are evidently banking on options and fu tures. From the way tho.se central Chinese province. * * are pulling ofl' revolts one might Imagine that they were recently acquired colonies of the United States. The days are now half an hour longer In the morning and half an hour longer in the evening , but the product of the legislative grist mill does not keep pace with the extension. According to Admiral Walker the nssL'trf of the Nicaragua Canal com pany that the senate is trying to buy for ? r > , C < X,000 ) consist of a hole In the ground , and that has been Illled up. The report that Weyler wilt take , the portfolio of war is probably true , and , considering the taking proclivities In the past of that Falstallian hero , Spain is to be congratulated on getting off so light. Senator Quay is now short thirteen votes of re-election , and , considering the uncompromising attitude of the demo crats and- bolting republicans , the Heaver statesman cannot call his rab bit's foot into requisition too soon. The senatorial contest at the Nebraska state capltol Is approaching the interest ing stage , but It has not yet achieved the Montana standard , where ifl.OOO bllM are Hying promiscuously through the atmosphere. Fifty private pension bills passed the house of representatives at a single night session , and among these the usual number of bills to pension men who log-rolled blllri through congress to relieve them of the charge of de sertion thirty-live years after the close of the war. Who nays republics are ungrateful ? The discovery of valuable deposits of wolframite , at Lead , S. U. , adds a now Kuurco of great wealth to that state. This metal , which Is a tungstate of Iron and manganese , and Is Indispen sable In the manufacture of certain grades of steel , Is now almost wholly supplied to this country by Germany. It is readily worth if"00 per ton In even medium grade ore , and If the vein at liwiil proves what Is claimed for It there Is probably no gold mine In the state that Is nearly so valuable. Chicago has raised the question , Does not marriage disqualify wunipn to teach in the public schools ? It Is os. tlmated there are 700 married women among the teachers of the Chicago schools. The school board Is disposed to weed them out and Us attitude has caused one of the teachers to publicly inquire whether the schools are to bo maintained solely as a refuge for erudite spinsters. This raises another very Interesting question , to-wlt : Arc nil school niar'ms old maids ? Heaven I forbid ! One good result of the war and the consequent precipitation of the expan sion problem is the repression of the agitation for closing the doors tighter against Kuropean Immigration. On the contrary the present Immigration laws appear to bo working satisfactorily In al most every respect except possibly that the tide of population this way is not keeping the otHcials particularly over- busy. The immigration restrictionlsts evidently were unaware how many people ple were being kept out of the United States until they discovered a few mil lion In the Philippines and orlcnta islands who could be brought in only l > j forcible annexation. The extraordinary opinion rendered by the attorney general of Kansas and ac cepted ns legal gospel by the governor of that state pronouncing all the acts ot the recent special session of the legis lature null and void cmphasl/.es the demand for the fool killer down In the Sunflower fate. In Kansas , as In Nebraska , the repub lican party has for years suffered from stupid and shortsighted leadership which refuses to profit by the lessons of experience and turns a deaf ear to popular demands for political reform or redress of grievances. When the attor ney general of Kansas with one inveep of the pen seeks to wipe from the stat ute books all the laws enacted by the late popullstlc legislature on the ground that railroad regulation legislation does not constitute such an emergency as Is contemplated by the constitution for the convening of the legislature In special session , he assumes authority which no supreme court , state or national , has ever dared to exercise. Under every constitution yet framed In this country the chief executive whether president or governor is made the solo Judge of the emergency that nay prompt the calling of an extra ses sion of the lawmaklng body. The dis cretion , once exercised , cannot be re viewed by any other branch of the gov ernment except the legislature. If in Us judgment no emergency exists for carrying Into'effect the rccommcnda- tions of the executive or if the emer gency has passed away the legislature can adjourn without acting. Having responded to the call of the populist gov ernor and acted as part of the law- naklng body , the republicans of Kansas are just as much bound to recognize the validity of Its acts as any other class of citizens at least until they have been passed on by some judicial tribunal. It is amazing that Governor Stanley of Kansas should , for the sake of antagon izing the populists , place himself and his party in the equivocal position of deliberately Ignoring any law found ipon the statute books. The natural In terpretation of such action by the popu lists will bo to stigmatize him as a cor- > oratlon catspaw when as a loader of its party he should exercise the utmost care to avoid every suspicion of using his otllce against the interests of the producers. No less a republican than Ulysses S. Grant said while occupying the seat of George Washington that the best way to get rid of a bad law Is to enforce It. If the railroad regulation laws enacted by the recent Kansas popocratlc legis lature are unjust or unreasonable they will be so pronounced by the courts. On the other hand , should the attorney gen eral's foolish dictum be adopted ns the policy of the republicans of Kansas , the party will again bo forced Into a false position which must prove disastrous. Under the law the republican governor Is vested with the duty to appoint the members of the now railroad court. If ho refuses to make these appointments the Issue will be carried into the cam paign of this year. If the popocrats nominate candidates for railroad court judgeshlps to be elected under the pro visions of the law , they will be In posi tion to compM the printing of these names on the otllclal ballot and the popo- cratic candidates will be elected with out opposition. On the other hand let the republicans recognize and obey the law and they can , by nominating clean nnd popular candidates , strengthen the cause of their party and maintain the supremacy regained in the last election. AUF.niC.tXS. The legislature of British Columbia has just enacted a law which provides for excluding Americans from acquiring mining claims in that province. 1'ro- tests against this legislation have been made by the legislature of the state of Washington and the Chamber of Com merce of Seattle , while President Me- Klnley and the joint high commission have been appealed to to use their in fluence to secure a modification of the law. The reason for this distinctly un friendly legislation Is given in the state ment of the Victoria Times that "Can ada Is now quite able to do her own de veloping with the assistance of Urltlsh capital" and that the measure Is to protect - tect British workmen and Urltlsh capi talists. The fact appears to be that the rush of Americans to the Atlln gold llelds had become so great as to threaten the acquisition of all claims of any value there by citizens of the United States. This alarmed the Ca nadians , winas a matter of self-defense enacted the alien exclusion law shutting Americans out from acquiring mining claims In British Columbia. * In view of the fact that the mineral wealth of British Columbia lias been largely developed by American capital and enterprise , that uomo of the largest and best paying mines have been brought to productiveness nnd dividends by Americans and that Canadians arc free to locate or purchase mining prop erty In the United States , with no other restrictions than are laid upon our own citizens , the action of the British Co lumbia legislature appears entirely Inde fensible. An act of the present congress provides that native-born citizens of Canada shall bo accorded the same mining rights and privileges in Alaska and the Northwest territory ns arc ac corded to citizens of the United States in British Columbia and the Northwest territory by the laws of the Dominion of Canada , or the local laws , rules and regulations. The law excluding Ameri cans cannot , therefore , bo defended or justified on the score of retaliation. As to protecting British workmen and Brit ish capitalists , that Is an exceedingly lame excuse for such legislation. Ilefcrrlng to the matter when the bill was pending , the Tacoma Ledger said : "If the proposed law shutting out Americans from the rich gold llelds of Alaska should become operative , It would most certainly provoke retaliation on the part of this government and lead to complications which would prove alike harmful to British as well -American interests. The United States and Canada are bound together by mutual ties of business and social life and it would bo the height of folly for either country to adopt any measure tending to destroy or even nullify to an } great degree the cordial relations which now exist. " It Is Certainly a most In opportune ( line for mieh legislation wln-n a commission is endeavoring to adjust matters In controversy between Can ada and the United States , but there Is reason to apprehend that the legislature of British Columbia will adhere to the unwise position it lias taken. The matter has aroused a strong feeling of resent- uiout among the people directly affected. ( JEffEIlAL WOOD'S TKSTIMOXV. No American is better authority in regard to the character of the Cubau people nnd their Illness for Bolf-gov- eminent than General Wood , military governor of Santiago. He" has had a better opportunity than any other of our military olllccrs to study them and Ids opinion in tegard to them Is the result of Intelligent and unprejudiced observation. What General Wood said of the Cu bans at the dinner given him by the Union League club of New York has made a favorable Impression in their behalf. lie stated that there is noth ing in the character of the Cubans to prevent their full appreciation of both the privileges and responsibilities of liberty and that if the United States goes on slowly , patiently and tactfully the Cubans can surely be put upon their feet nnd they arc of a disposition which will compel them to say that it was to the United States that they ewe their opportunity. He expressed the opinion that under the enlightened guidance of the United States the Cubans will speedily learn tlioso things with re spect to sanitation , agricultural Im provement and the development of the resources of their Island in many places untouched which will make It possible for them ultimately to bring Cuba to a high degree of prosperity while maintaining peace and order. In Santiago all the public places were filled with representative Cubans with out exception and they have performed the duties most satisfactorily. He Bald the people are cheerful and contented and the freedom ho has allowed them in the matter of holding public meetings and discussing whatever they saw lit without limit has never been abused. General Wood made it clear that he is convinced the Cuban people are capa ble , after thuy have overcome the evils which years of oppression have created , of self-government. Ho was pessimistic when ho entered upon the work which he has so admirably performed , but he has no such feeling now. STATE FAIR HELOCAT10X. The manifest disposition upon the part of members of the State Board of Agriculture to relocate the state fair is not in the least surprising to those who have been in position to observe the trend of sentiment. From the day the newspapers of Omaha exhibited the hardihood to question the honesty of the ticket sellers and gate keepers at the State fair of 1SOT an intensified anti- Omaha sentiment has existed In the board. Moreover , the great railroad corporation upon whose line nt Lincoln the old State fair grounds arc situated has no means of ingress to the grounds at Omaha , and this fact may have some bearing upon the attitude of the State Board of Agriculture In reference to re location. Again , the legislature two years ago appropriated $100,000 in aid of the Transmisslssippl Exposition and demagogues in that body taught the people iu the interior of the state that such appropriation was for the beuellt solely of Omaha and not for the state at large. Out of deference to the overshadow ing importance of the exposition of 1808 the State Board of Agriculture decided - cided to call the State fair for that year off , as was done In Iowa. This was of course a special concession to Omaha , and the anti-Omaha members of the board at this time .believe they are justified In the assumption that the metropolis ilins nothing more it can reasonably ask at their hands. It has long been doubtful whether the policy of putting the State fair on wheels can be considered a sound one. Many coutcud , that the State fair nhould bo located permanently at the Capital City , or at some town near the popula tion center of the state , and that the state should appropriate money for the erection of permanent buildings for ex hibits. Under existing llnanclal condi tions , however , the state obviously is not In position now to undertake such a vast scheme of expenditure , but It may be that such policy can be adopted in the future. As to Omaha's claim to another live- year term locution of the State fair , we believe that this city added as much to the success attending the four ex hibitions here as did the State fair con tribute to the welfare of the city. Thousands ot people came not only to visit the fair , but also to view the metropolis of the state , whoso manifold attractions always hold out allurements for the average Nebraskan. Wo be lieve that the location of the fair at Omaha for the coming five years would be the means of Increasing the gate receipts over and above the highest revenues that can be expected at Lin coln , and it may be safely contended that the administration of the affairs of the board would bo more economic ally , nnd wo might say honestly , con ducted under 'the searchlight scrutiny of the metropolitan press : COST Of THE I'HlUl'l'lA'ES. Edward Atkinson estimates that tlio administration of the Philippines will cost the United States $178,000,000 per annum. Hepreseutatlvo Swanson of Virginia , a member of the house ways and means committee , puts it at SfUOO- 000,000 , while no one who has studied the question has attempted to place It at a lower figure than $105,000,000. Probably Mr. Atkinson's estimate is nearly the correct one , as he has given the subject the closet nnd most painstaking - taking investigation , which , in a man of Ills knowledge of and fitness for the work , should secure a great degree of accuracy. To defray this expense what amount can wo derive from the reve nues of the Islands ? Under the dominion of Spain the most that was realized from the Phil ippines was $13,000,000 per annum. To raise that .sum Spain levied an export duty In addition to the outrageous taxes collected from the Inhabitants of the Islands. That our administration of the Philippines could not produce the amount of revenue that Spain enjoyed Is conclusively proved by two facts. In the first place , we cannot and will not subject the Filipino ti > the extor tionate taxation Imposed by the ty ranny ot his old master , and In the next place we cannot , under the ooustl- tutlon of the United States , lay an export duly. Just how much revenue was derived from the old export duty can only bo approximated , but it was not less than from ? -4,000,000 to $ r ,000- 000 per annum. Our rate of taxation would probably not bo more than f > 0 per cent of the old , which would , of course , decrease the revenues several millions more. From this It would seem that should we derive from the Philippines one-half the revenues yielded to Spain under the most fa vorable conditions wo should be doing well. That would leave a net deficiency of something like $170,000,000 for the tax payers of this country to make good. But the question of how to make it good Is one not so easily answered. The extraordinary expenses Incurred by the war will , under the most fa vorable circumstances , create a defi ciency of over $100,000,000 , and these expenses will be reduced very little , If any , so long as we shall continue to hold the Philippines with an army and to administer the government of Cuba and Porto Ulco. Therefore , should wo marry ourselves to the doctrine of Asiatic expansion we may expect not only a continuation of the present war tax , but an increased burden in the form of additional taxes or bond Issues. EDUCATING TUB FIUl'IXOS. Senator Nelson of Minnesota , In his speech In the senate Friday , said that our duty to the Filipinos "is to breathe into them the life and spirit which will enable them to enjoy and appreciate the government and privileges that are to be given to them. " In other words , they must be educa'ted to accept Ameri can political Ideas and methods. One of the more conservative of the organs of expansion , the Brooklyn Eagle , is of the opinion that it Is a campaign of education that must be carried on in the Philippines. "The first lesson , " says that paper , "must bo that the purposes of the United States In those islands are identical with those which Agulualdo and the native congress would bring about by force ; that under our protectorate the people will enjoy a freedom greater than they have known aud that order and justice will bo observed where oppression and cor ruption had their abiding places. They must bo made also to understand that our material resources nnd our expert leaders of industry can do far more for the islands and the Islanders than the people can do for themselves at pres ent. " The Eagle further says that the natives must be made to under stand that under our protection they are free to make their own laws to meet local oxigeucics ; that there will be no interference with native legisla tive bodies which do not propose a violation lation of the moral code or rebellion against our Hag ; that it Is as much to our Interest at * to theirs that the In dustries and trade of the east shall bo developed , employment given to all and poverty reduced. This is the humanitarian point of view nnd It Is plausible. But what if the Filipinos say to us , "Wo are quite willing to bo educated ; wo are disposed to listen to any suggestions from Americans intended to promote our moral and material welfare ; but we re fuse to be regarded as children nnd Insist that we are capable of govern ing ourselves. " This in effect is what they are saying. "Give us liberty and progress will be the watchword of our citizens , " said one of the representa tives of Agulnaldo who have come to the United States iu the interest of Philippine ( Independence. What shall be our answer ? Shall we tell these people that they are mistaken , that they don't know themselves , that their as sumption that they are capable of gov erning themselves is absurd ? That is the expansionist Idea. The advocates of making the Philippines American territory talk of the people of those Islands as if they were all without in telligence and especially lacking in ideas of government. Unquestionably they arc not as wise In this respect as we , yet some of them arc demon strating that they are able to carry on a government in an entirely orderly way and to make its authority re spected. Perhaps It is not an Ideal government , according to American standards , but neither Is that of Mexico or those of the republics of Contra ! and South America. It is a government suited to the governed and If the people ple there arc satisfied with It , as they appear to be , no outside people have any right to Interfere. The assumption that it is the duty of the United States to force its rule nnd authority upon an unwilling alien people ple is utterly fallacious and Indefensi ble. There Is no such duty. Even if It were true , as asserted by Senator Nelson , that the Filipinos arc threat ened with anarchy and despotism , it is not our duty to compel them to submit to n rule they do not want , for that .would be a despotic proceeding , how ever benevolent our Intentions. But It Is not apparent that the Filipinos uro so threatened. The provisional govern ment they have set up is having no trouble , so far as the world knows , In performing Its functions and there is no evidence that it Is more despotic than the governments of some of the most civilized countries. Our duty to the Philippine people Is essentially the same us our duty to the Cubans , which Is to establish peace and order and when that is accomplished leave them to govern themselves , doing all wo can in the meantime to instruct them in the principled of self-government. Some of the eastern papers are very much exercised over Senator Gorman's future. Of course it is a grave ques tion and one not easy of solution , but as the senator has , like "Bertie , the I > nmb , been there , " nnd came away with about $ . ' 1KK)00 ( ) ( ) , ho may be able to struggle along on that pittance until the matter can be settled with due re gard to the rights of all concerned , That Nevada solon who Is reported to have sold his vote for $30 Is pursuing a very foolish policy In thus bearing the market. The legislature should In vestigate nnd promptly put a stop to It , for If that kind of thing continues It will disorganize the market nnd may destroy the mnall margin of pro lit left In the business. No Warrant fur lllillcnle , Chicago Record. These -who arc disposed to rldlculo the name of Hello should remember that the Filipinos may some day bo moved to re taliate upon Paw Paw , Ponkwassett , Walla Walla and Androseoggln. Oil nil Old Trail. Indianapolis News. There Is nothing new In the alleged dis covery of Nikola Tcsla that the germs of disease may ho killed by the application of several thousaud volts of electricity , The bacilli of the disease of crime have been treated br this method , for some tlmo at Sing Sing -with marked success. Stook of Money Indianapolis Journal. The stock of money In , circulation in the United States Increased $20,303,722 during the month of November , the aggregate on December 1 being $1,886,879,504. The treas ury statement for the first week In January shows that the money In circulation In creased $10,421,908. The Increase of cur rency during the year was at the rate ot $14,000,000 a month every dollar as good as gold. One TriiNt < o Jn\r. New York Commercial. So the chewing gum consolidation , with a capital stock of $15,000,000 , Is to 'burgeon forth Into full bloom In the merry , merry springtime. If the chewers -will only swear off they will have the combine at their mercy. Hero is an opportunity for a prac tical assault upon a gigantic trust. But probably persons addicted to the uninviting habit will keep on using their Jaws only In the old way. IIlK llooni for Shipyard * . Boston Transcript. This will bo a great year In the American shipyards , for In addition to vessels aggre gating 400,000 tons .building when this month opened contracts arc being prepared for many others Including two Pacific lines Intended to bo record 'breakers. ' The trans fer of a number of steamers In the Pacific trade from the British to the American flag and the .bestowal of our register on several good sized prlzo vessels will give our "statistical position" among mercan tile powers a considerable boom. Industrial Conqucnt ot llrltnln. Buffalo' Express. The report of the United States consul at Edinburgh , to the effect that American competition In steel , engines and machinery and leather goods Is having an Injurious effect upon Scotch industries , Is ono of the many proofs of the success of our manufac tures In Invading1 the European market. That moro Is ihoard about this success in Great Britain than In other European coun tries probably Is duo to no small extent to the fact that competition there is open to all and that the best goods win on their merits. niovrliiK Up Good Money. Chicago Chronicle. An Itemized statement of the expense of Dr. Catling's experiment with an eight-inch cast steel clvlllzer and enllghtcner at Sandy Hook impresses us with the high cost ot ful filling our duty to humanity. In the first place , congress appropriated $40,000 for the building ot the gun and $15,000 more was appropriated for the construction of'a cast steel mortar. Then the Ordnance board had to appropriate $18COO more to test the doc tor's work. Then the whole business burst at the first flro and $73,600 of your Undo Sam's good money went whirling into the blue empyrean. ClnlnmntH for Colon'tt Dnit. Indianapolis Journal. Spain Is not to have an undisputed title to the remains of Christopher Columbus , the government at San Domingo having set up a counter claim. The United States consul at San Domingo City says there has recently been erected In a Catholic cathedral In that city a monument or mausoleum In honor and memory of Christopher Columbus , which Is Intended to servo as a final resting place for his remains. The consul general says that on December C the remains of the great dis coverer were placed In the new sepulcher with appropriate ceremonies. This Is merely a revival of an old dispute. It is agreed on all hands that the discoverer's remains were taken from Seville to San Domingo In 1530 and burled there , but It has been de nied that those which were removed to Ha vana in 170C were genuine. As long as both claimants arc satisfied almost any old skele ton will do. TIIOU11L13S OF TUB IUCII. ExircmcH in Which < hc Swell * Are Driven for Novelty. Philadelphia Times. The power to possess that which anyone else has or may have Is not satisfying oven to the multi-milllotiatre , who IMS but to sign his name to a check and call the treasures of the world at tils command. After the first experience of newly acquired wealth there comes satiety , that foe -which attacks with subtle undermining force the castle of contentment and makes novelty appear amore moro desirable prize than the accumulated Indications of money's power , as exemplified In his art treasures , his gorgeous raiment and his rare entertainments. Others are able to secure by gold Just as much as ho possesses , for what money has bought money may buy , but the vein of or iginality , tlio peculiar out-of-thc-ordlnary quality Is what It cannot achieve without the aid of mental 'force directed In new lines of thought. Thus the millionaire , hav ing run the gamut of gorgcousness and cx- cluslvencss , sighs for something absolutely novel and In his desire for such goes to ex tremes that make the hoi pollol gasp and the average mortal have doubts of his sanity , Tlio latest ebullition prompted 'by ' thla craving is the society Cakewalk. Years ace the fantastic steps , the physical gyrations and the conscious smirk were never seen beyond the environment of the plantation. Dusky belles and their partners walked for the cake In the truest spirit of competition and little dreamt that later on the stage would give their pot diversion Its recognition which today society encores and In which It participates. The fair-skinned damsels of the four hun dred have brought their superior Intelligence to bear upon this form of entertainment and the steps taken in a Louis Quatorzo ball room are much moro Intricate and graceful than those that were wont to win applause In a log cabin In the "quarters. " The vaude- vlllo show brought Into the homes of the wealthy Is also an Indication of tliU zeat for the unusual , while to oat beefsteak in one's fingers In a grimy dungeon pleases so ciety's pets for the moment far moro than to sit down to the most daintily appointed table. "Novelty , novelty , give us novelty , " Is the cry , and whether in securing it the votaries of excitement are called upon to Invade the slums or wrest the honors from the cheapest song and dance artists matters not , eo long as the now note Is struck , with out which the barmonlca ot n millionaire's life are to him dull and tuneless. j MKCTI.AU SHOTS AT Till : I'l I.IMT. Philadelphia liocord : The clmpl.iln of the Dc-laviiuo lioiifo of rrpronentntlvcs lias prayed that the Almighty might parnlyzu the hand of bribery In the senatorial con- ted. The prayer could bo adapted for use In other states. But what Is the country to think of tlio legislative virtue that needs to bo braced with a special dispensation of palsy from heaven ? Springfield Republican : The American Bible society publishes the report of ita commissioner to Manila , Uev. Dr. John It. Hykcs. Dr. Hykes fears that If the Fil ipinos were granted Independence It would bo "extremely doubtful If any Protestant missionary work could bo done Iu the Is lands. " Hciico Dr. Hykes favors annexa tion. Another thing this man ot God favors Is the banishment of "every Spanish friar" from the archipelago , which would bo quite as Spanish as ono ot the religious decrees of Philip II. Indianapolis Journal : The presi dent of Yankton college , In South Dakota , lias come to the conclusion that there are too many churches in that state for the success of any ot them nnd sug gests that the leaders of the different de nominations divide the state so that each shall occupy a portion to tlio exclusion ot others. It Is evident that the college man has Ignored the Important clement of con flicting creeds , which would bo a very Im portant factor If people of ono denomination were forced to join another. Kansas City Star : After four years' ex perience as an undenominational minister , the Hov. Thomas Dlxon , Jr. of New York has abandoned his People's church and re turned to the fold of the Baptist church. Ho left the ministry ot his denomination because ho believed In union of the forces of the evangelical faiths and felt that In disunion there was weakness and frittering of effort. Now ho says ho was mistaken and ho has since been convinced that nn organic church would not bo no strong as the denominational churches and there is no demand for an obliteration of church divisions between the Baptists , Methodists , Presbyterians , Congrcsatlonnllsts. Campbell- itcs and other evangelical churches. There is this logic In Dr. Dlxon's assertion , that a vast church , without a strong central gov ernment and constituted on congregational lines , would , perhaps , disintegrate and lose Its enthusiasm and directness , because the system of each congregation governing It self U not adapted for a great body. One can easily fancy the fate of the Roman Catholic church It the central power ot Rome were withdrawn and each parish was not subordinate , by strong motives , to the machinery of the great church. In other words , Dr. Dlxon now believes that the Catholic church is best as it Is and that the denominations are the best form for Protestantism. PERSONAL , AND OTHERWISE. "Rebel" Aguinaldo's voice does not burden the coblo these days. His silence indicates that his fencea are in good repair. LI Hung Chang Is .troubled . with swol len legs. What he needs la a senatorial contest to pull them to their uornml con dition. A marked scarcity of $1,000 legislative bills is the most noticeable feature of sena torial politics in Montana. Two $300 bills are Just as smooth , artistic and fetching. Sarah Bernnardt soys : "The Americans behave in the theater as in church. They are generous of applause and quick to catch a point. I adore them. " Oh , you old dar ling ! Coming over soon , eh ? Imitation is regarded as the slncercst flattery , but it is not a safe practice. A frisky cow attempted to Imitate Mrs. O'Leary's famous milk tank in a Chicago suburb and paid the penalty. She Is dead , probably embalmed. These who can appreciate delicate and de licious American humor should follow the accounts ot the temperance crusade recently Inaugurated In Kentucky. The rallying err of the crusaders is not "Patronize homo industry. " When a woman sues a man for breach of promise , putting the damages at $20,000 , and gets a verdict for one measly copper cent , she Is in a mood to appreciate what a cold , heartless world this Is. Her opinion of the Jury would eet a house afire. The kidnaping of a Chicago bride is classed as a remarkable feat. Two ot them. Old Ceronlmo , who displayed remarkable tact for corralling dollars at the exposition , Is now on a reservation near Wichita , Kan , , and is said to be losing his mind. Ho lost his grip ten years ago. Tie beggars of San Francisco , like other capitalists , have organized a trust , known as the "Moochers * club. " A satisfactory di vision of territory and receipts is made every day , and a lawyer lias been cmpleyed to defend them against the tyranny of the police. The combine is so perfect and its trasury BO opulent that the members no longer scoot for shelter when a cop ap pears. Paymaster General Thaddeus II. Stanton Is steadily shaking off the grip , a fact that will cause rejoicing among the countless friends of that popular army officer. Gen eral Stanton is about to retire from the service , having reached the ago limit , and will go Into private life with the rare credit and satisfaction of having , during the Cu ban war , disbursed army supplies against which no officer or private filed a complaint or uttered a kick. Complete returns from the Minnesota state election of last November show that the good roads constitutional amendment was adopted by a largo majority. The vote stood 70,043 for to 38,017 against , or nearly two to ono in its' favor. The _ amendment provides for state aid in the building ot roads and was passed by the legislature in 1897 , to be submitted to a vote of the people at the next election. The largo voto.lt received shows liow popular the good roads movement is In Minnesota. NO EMIGRANTS NEEDED. Money < h ttnly American Article AVt'lconic In Hawaii. Collier's Weekly. There is one of our now territorial acquisi tions to which American citizens will feel no temptation to emigrate. In Hawaii there corns to bo no opening for professional acquirements and abilities , or for skilled , or even unskilled , labor. It Is probably true of all countries that there is room at the top , but , In the Hawaiian archipelago , the top Is unusually crowded with native-born or long-resident competitors. There are still opportunities for persons commanding largo amounts ot capital to engage In the produc tion of sugar , coffee and fruit for export , but those Americans who have considerable sums of money at their disposal would bo apt to do quite as well at home. As for lawyers , It Is well to remember that the Honolulu bar comprises some seventy members , a number more than great enough to transact all the law Business of the country. Ot physicians and dentists , there arc already as many en gaged In private practice as are to be found In communities of similar size In the United States. Of white mechanics , the supply Is already larger than the demand. The num ber of European and American mercantile houses Is , even now , out of proportion to the trade of the Islands , and they are sub jected to sharp competition from the Chinese and Japanese. Skilled domestic service has long been In the hands of the Chinese , and Americans have no chance ot ousting them from that field of employment. For ell kinds of unskilled labor the market Is over stocked , and Amerlan citizens would not submit to work for the wages with which the Portuguese and native Hawatlans are ocntont. On the whole , Hawaii will bo a good place to ntay away from , so far as those of our countrymen who have to earn i a living are concerned. It I , AST * 1'ltOM HAM'S HORN. The covctoti ? man sows hln own thistles. Hnvy drops poison Into all our plranurn. Strength Is exhibited In the steady pull moro than In the jerk. An Interrogation point makes a poor pit- low for a troubled heart. The worldly church administers a killing remedy to the dying world. No man can ever bo right until ho ac knowledges ho has been wrong. Some public < urn'l'ra ire constrained be cause private prayer Is restrained. The devil has to .pry the business man' * door open , but that of the Idler is a stand ing invitation to him. DOMESTIC I' Indianapolis Journal : "I am told that h Is her ilfth husband. " bay , it must bo awful to a man to feel that his wife looks on him us a mere habit. " nppord : "lloxv do you know they are not a brldnl couple ? " Uccaiigt ) his nlr of proprietorship Is Al ready beginning to \\vi\r off. " Detroit Free Press : "Oh. mamma , I'm MJisernblc. . I know Hint I'm not fully In Harold's ooiilldonco. Did papa ever koto anything from you , mamma ? " "Nothing Unit 1 ? , nothing but money. " Cleveland Leader : "Does your wife ever get you up to hunt for burglars at nlRht ? " "No. She tried It once , but 1 mnilo her ire ahead nml hold tlici candle. Shu has never hoard anybody prowlliiK around downstair * since. " Somorvlllo Journal : The overage rnaldtn would rather marry a poet than a brewer 'llio nverago widow would rather marry a brewer than a poet. Cincinnati Knqu'.rrr : "O , that I should hcvo married a runny man I" she walled. "What Is the matter , dear ? " asked her most Intimate friend. "He cnme homo and told m ho had ft mire way to keep Jolly from molding- tha top , and when 1 asked him how ho said to IV turn it upside down. " Detroit Journal : "A vacation of two weeks to Ret married ? Isn't that rather a short tlmo ? " "Oh , you know we've given , up having * high church wedding1. " Chicago News : "Why do you hold that Miss Perktnham Is not your social equal ? Her father Is one of the wealthiest men In this part of the country , Isn't he ? " "Yes : but my parents were married by a minister. Hers wore Joined by a justice of the peace. " Indianapolis Journal : "Is your husband's Illness anything critical ? " "That is Just what It Is. He deco nothing but llnd fault all day long. " Chicago Post : They were preparing for a banquet at which both BOXCS were to have representation. "Don't ask mo to speak tonight , " she said. " 1 never have to ask you to do that , " he answered. SI'HIXCi'S A-COMIN' . Denver Post. I Winter tiny a ' 11 soon bo past , Sin-lnrtlmo ' 11 bo sunny , ' ' Time's a llyln' mighty fast. Don't you worry , honey ! Scent o' ( lowers ' 11 fill the nlr , Ore-et our eyes with beauty rare , Sendln' uleasuro everywhere Can't bo bought fur money. Through the soft an' balmy air Blrda ' 11 be a wlngln' , Soothln' all our earthly care With their Jolly slngln' . Woods ' 11 fairly dance with glee , Fields bo rluo with melody AH they hop from tree to tree , Voices Jest a rlnuln' . So in life ; the snows may fall , Snows of care an' sorrow. Clouds above us , like a pall , May our pleasures harrow , But the spring ' 11 come again , Though today be dark with pain , W will sing1 a glad refrain. On the aunny morrow. If the clouds are swlngln' low , FJHIn' you with sadness , If your cares seenT drlvln' you Mighty close to madness. Jest as winter yields to spring. Bo your troubles will take wlnjr , And your heart asuln will sing Merry songs o' gladness. If your life's a wintry waste , By thecarefrost riven , If you never get a taste Of the Joys of llvln' , At the Oawn of comln' sprlngr Birds of Joy will o'er you wing1 , Flowers will around you cling , Uakln * earth a heaven. No Amount of Blowing Will sell goods. Our clothing is its own best advertisement , and if we can but persuade you to visit our store , and see for yourself how handsomely tailored our suits and overcoats are , we have no concern as to where you'll buy. Prices just now at their lowest , And this is especially true if you are a judge of clothes and of values , in both of which respects we offer you our best judgment and advice. But what is more , we back up our proposition with an absolute and unequivocal guarantee that everything shall be precisely as represented and the very best to be had anywhere for the money.