' EWJSDAr .DJCUHTIMTJUn 18 1 8. 20 THIS OMAHA IJAIJjY BEE' , . , . § § MMMH "The most brilliant display in the west , " Uncommon bargains at an uncom mon time. Buy useful as well aa ornamental presents. Wo have made unusual efforts this season OLIDAY OFFERI and show a marvelous collection of attractive and useful furniture pieces which will make suit V able presents for any member of the family. Christmas shopping an easy and inexpensive pleasure at our store. MMMAMM MM Thhi large comfort Rattan Rocker , full roll , well mail * , graceful design. Prio- 4.60 Solid oak polished single door wardrobe , portable , easily taken apart and. set up for moving , has large drawer , If ) fA Price IU.UU Others at $12 , $12.50 up. 100 of these solid oak ( not elm ) Rockers , richly carved and fin ished , sole leather seat , full six * -well made. Prlo * 1.50 Combination Bookcase , like cut , highly hand polished and carved , two patterns , French plate mirrors , nicely finished Inside. Price 20,00 Otheri In oak or Imitation mahog any JU,60. 115,00. . 1S.OO and un. Couch like cut made up In various colors , In choice velour or corduroy , full spring edge , button top , IT Inches wide , 6 feat long , t , wonder at our price 5.50 SOCIETY'S ' HIGH PRIESTESS The Uncrowned Leader of Gotham's Font Hundred at the Opera , GLIMPSES OF LIFE IN THE SMART SET % VImt I.enilem and FolInTvcm Do to Vary the Monotony Colonel ItooHevelt IIN n , Domestic IMitclpllnnrlnn. I .NEW YORK , Dec. 16. ( Special Corro- pondence. ) Mrs. John Jacob Astor is cert - t lalnly a radiant creature. On the opening ft night of the opera she showed not a trace 1 of her recent Illness and the regal figure f In the soft gray satin dress , with the tiara | s and ropes of diamonds , was the cynosure of I' eJl eyes. She attracted more attention that > Mme. Emma Eamea upon the stage and one of her ceremonious dinners give * a man a cachet that nothing else can supply. With the stamp of Astor approval debutantes and beaux can feel assured of their eocial position. Mrs. Aster Is as popular with the older men as she Is with the young ones and to bo seen In her opera box la a kind of patent of social nobility and an Introduction to her Is a very Important item In a young man's social equipment , for whatever she does at once becomes the fashion. It is rarely that a woman so frankly worshipped by the masculine halt of the world Is also a favorite with her own sex , but Mrs. Astor's high bred face end gentle manners arouse more enthusiasm than envy even among women less fortunate than herself. Colonel John Jacob Astor to also 1m- I mcnsely popular just now , for the halo of the military hero is around his head. Hla patriotism and the soldierly simplicity of his bearing during the late war corned him more friends than were ever attracted by his millions , and the fact that he neither asked nor wanted any reward In the way of political preferment added greatly to his popularity. whispers of "How aweetly pretty Mrs. A.tor loolta tonight ! " were heard alt over the house to the strains of a Wagnerlan accompaniment. During the entractes the Astor box was filled with the handsomest end most brilliant men In the house , for Mrs , William Astor Is without doubt the high priestess of New York's fashionable oclely today. A bow , a cordial smile of recognition , but above all an Invitation to Thli handsome oak or birch ma * ho cany rocker , artistic design , hand carved and polished , leather seat. Price 5.00 _ \ This la th greatest sideboard "ever offered for the money , It has no com petitor. Solid oak , hand polished and carved , 18x32 French bevel mirror , well top , one drawer lined. Our price 18.00 This luxurious leather couch , plented tufted , hand cut fringe with ruffle puffing , guaranteed to stand up , aholca of colors , made alto In mahogany finish frame. Price 37.50 Leather Couches , $2 * up. Pantasote Couch $22.50 up. MM I OUTTINU TUB W U1JDINQ CAKE. Though H Is a trtflo late In the season for stories about Colonel Teddy Roosevelt at the beach , I want < o tell something that happened at his place at Oyster Day. last summer , which shows the character o'f the nun and his stern self-discipline better than anything else I have heard during the war or the late political campaign. On going to hla house to Interview htm ea * * * no0 * I learned that he was down Rocker like out made of quartered oak or birch , mahogany , highly hand pollthid and richly oarvsd. lole leather Mat , a barcite at our price i China Closet , made of P - Icct quartered oak , highly polished , bent glass ends , very special at 13.50 Others at $15 , $16 , til up. This handsoraa solid oak table , heavy fluted legs , fitted with ball bearing ; casters , richly hand polished Compare It with the | U.M kind else where. Our price 8.00 * * ! bathing in the ocean , so decided to wait on the veranda till he should return. Pretty soon his square , broad-shouldered figure was seen coming rapidly up the hill. After learning my errand , be excused himself for a moment and went upstairs , and when he came down again Mrs. Roosevelt said : "Teddy , did you bring up that wet bath ing suit ? " "O , BO ! " he said , with a. comical little gesture of self-punishment , "I forgot It. " "Then I'll send a servant down to bring It up , " said Mrs. Roosevelt , "for it will bo ruined If It Is left to lie down there all wet with sea water. " "You will do nothing of the kind , " said the colonel , "for I am going to bring It up myself. " He started down the path , but sha called after him : "Teddy , have you got the key to the bath house In your pocket ? " He turned and came back to the house. I left 11 upstairs Just now , when I went after a handkerchief , " he said , "I will run up and get It , " said Mrs. Roosevelt ; "it will only take a moment. " She had her foot on the first step when * her husband caught her and playfully pulled her back. "You ar * not going upstairs to get that key for me. " he .aid. "I left the bathing suit In the bathhouse , and I em the one to go after It. I left the key upstairs and I am going to get that myself , too. It is quite time I learned to be less thought " " less. ' They had quite a little argument a. to who rihould get the key , but h * finally cut It abort by bounding IID the stairs , two steps at a time , and immediately bounding down again , swinging the Uoy In his fingers. "He never will let anybody wait on him , " said Mrs. Roosevelt as the colonel started for the bathhouse. In a few minutes he came up the hill again , looking bright and happy , and hold ing a sloppy flannel bathing suit at arm's length. "It doesn't do for a man to humor him self too much , " he said , smiling at Mrs. Rooievelt. "I would never succeed In breaking my bad habits It I allowed you to spoil me. " That rigorous self-discipline doubtless contributed a great deal toward making Teddy Roosevelt so good a soldier , and It is sure to make him a gooa governor , and possibly a good president after 1900 ; but no matter how high the position he may be called upon to fill , his best role will always be that of husband to the modest little woman at Oyster Bay. The Old Family Servant. Those people who pride themselves on the perfection of their menage , but who do not happen to have a number of old family servants , are now trying to supply the dn- flclency by borrowing them from other members of their family who may bo more fortunate In that regard. If they cannot borrow them of relatives they will buy them , or hire them , but to be without them la to bo quite out of fashion. It doesn't make very much difference , so long as nobody knows It , whether the old servants have really been in the family one mouth or forty years , but they must be In evidence on all ceremonious occasions. A christen ing , In order to be up to date , must have the young mother's old nurse hovering around , looking anxiously and tenderly at baby , while the old , gray-haired butler , and the housekeeper In her stiff black silk , are as necessary to the fashionable wedding re ception as the orange blossoms or the bridegroom. It looks rather odd but then , many new-fangled things do to see the bride give the third piece of wedding cake to an old servant , especially If one happens to know that what la supposed to be a re ward for years of faithful service Is bestowed - stowed upon an old woman who never saw the bride until the rego for family servants began a few months ago. As the genuine article is certainly rare now In America , even in the south , It goes without saying that most of the old family servants seen everywhere nowadays muat have been man ufactured to meet the ever growing demand for ancient and respectable retainers. Mm. Geltuarilt'M Clnb. When a group of pretty society girls , with Mrs. Fred Gebhardt in the center , are seen "ISN'T IT DEAR ! " earnestly talking together the chances nro that they are not discussing tbo opera or somebody's engagement , but are making plans for the new club In which that charming young matron Is trying to In terest all her friends. The solo object of the club Is to foster Individuality In dress , each member , pledging herself to design all her own costumes and to Induce aa many other women as possible to do the eame. Whether this movement will result In a diversity of styles similar to that which characterized the first few years of this century remains to be seen. The present tendency seems to be toward classic draper ies and clinging , snaky effects , and at the theater the other evening two glrla In the orchestra , evidently prospective members of the new club , were discussing one of the costumes worn by Elsie do Wolfe In "Cath erine" and speculating as to how the design could be modified sufficiently to meet the requirements of originality without sacri ficing the characteristic features of the gown. I gathered from their talk that there was soon to be a costume party in upper tendom , at which each woman would wear a dress of her own designing. By tbo time the curtain went up on the third act it was arranged that the blonde girl should call on the brunette the next afternoon end see a dress which the latter had just evolved from her Inner consciousness and which elie herself pronounced "a dear. " The dressmakers are Inclined to smile at ithe now fad ; It doesn't trouble them In the least , for they know that while fashionable women may find amusement for a season in designing costumes they have neither the skill nor patience to make up their own designs , so the dressmaker's occupation is secure. When you ask for Do Witt's Witch Hazel Salve don't accept a counterfeit or Imitation. There are more cases of piles cured by thla than all others combined. This elegant reading chair , ad justable back , hair filled cushions , made In velour or corduroy , oak or mahogany finish , highly polished , | 13 value for 10.00 Oak Chiffonier with large French bevel oval mirror , four large drawers and dou ble door cabinet. A wonder 8.50 SONG OF SANTA CLAUS. George Allison. Where am I , all the year round , you say ? Getting things ready for Christmas Day. Making all manner of wondrous toys For stockings of good little girls and boys ; Much harder work than , you'd , well believe , All must be finished by Christmas Eve ; Everything then In my sleigh I pack Naught that I take , do I e'er bring back ! Merrily , merrily , o'er the snow , Swift aa an arrow from archer's bow , Thousands of visits tonight for mo , So I haven't a minute- waste , you see ! Such n , collection of gorgeous toys ! Trumpets nnd drums for the bold , brave boys. What have I here for the small , sweet Blrls ? Dolls that cry "Mam-ma ! " with golden curls ! Peg-tops , eleds , candy , tin soldiers , guns , Picture books hero for the tiny ones , Woolv lambs , horns and tambourines. Big Noah's arks , blocks and jumping beans ! Merrily , merrily , here , we go , Down the dark chimney to homes below ; Ltttlo folks smile In their sleep , you know. But they never catoh Santa. Claus , oh , dear , no ! Out and away again ! O'er the roofs Tinkles the. tune of my reindeer's hoofs ; Merry my heart , as I ride tonight , Under the stars , shining clear and white , Just as they did In the long ago. When the Chrl t-chlld came to the earth below. And for His dear sake do I work this night. That , BO Christmas Day may be blithe and bright ! MeiTlly , merrily , home I go , Over the glittering , crackling imow ! Breathing a wish , as I take my way , That the world may be merry en Christ mas Day ! BOMB LATE INVENTIONS. Bicyclers will appreciate an Improved grip , which has curved spring strips arranged around the bar , with n screw cap at the end which adjusts the curvature and strength of the springs to suit the rider. An Ohio woman hns patented an inter changeable hoe and rake , the teeth of the lat ter being slipped Into eyelets In the blade of the hoe , with a clamp at the top of the blade by which It is attached to the handle of the rake. In a newly designed trousers stretcher two metal bars are connected by jointed rods , forming Vs at either end , pointed In oppo site directions , with a pair of rods in the center to pull the Vs open and spread the stretcher. In an Improved shipping crate for chickens a rectangular frame is made of steel rods hinged together to form a folding-box when covered with wire netting , the lids being of wood to protect the crate from bend lug out of shape when folded. Tough meats are made eatable by the use of a new machine , which has two rollers ad justably mounted In a frame , with a crank attached to one roller by which the two are revolved and the meat Is passed between them under pressure. Dishes are easily drained by a new dishpan - pan attachment , formed of a tin tray with a lip , which Is hung over the edge of the pan , the opposite end of tbo tray being mounted on legs to raise It up so that the water will run from the dishes back Into the pan. A newly designed collar acts as its own tic-bolder , the tie being inserted in slots at the ends of the collar , just back of the but tonholes , with a passage under the edge of the collar from one end to the other , which keeps the tie out of sight at the back. Stranded ships can bo floated by the use of a new apparatus , consisting of a heavy Iron casting with prongs on the under side which sink Into the bed of the stream to afford an anchorage for the pulleys carrying tbo ropes to be passed around the ship , the ropes be ing tightened and the ship pulled off. Horses ore prevented from running away when left unhitched by a western man's In vention , corapoivd of a ratchet band attached to a wheel hub , with a pin 'to ' which the reins are fastened , the wheel revolving the band and winding up the reins , while the ratchet prevents the rclna from pulling when the horse backs. Menlnl Phenomena. Washington Star : "I suppon * , " Mid the visitor at the Insane asylum , "that you bavo This elegant oak frame Morris Chair , has rod adjustment back , hair filled , reversible cushions. In various , . color * , velour and corduroy. Price 8.00 Quartered oak pattern , 20 Inch top stand , richly carved hand polished , rope turn Ices , artistic design. Price 4.50 frequent occasions to note that people under your charge are entirely sensible on some particular topics. " "Yen. " answered the superintendent. "The good sense they show on general subjects Is amazing. For Instance , never since I have been hero have I heard of a movement among the inmates to get up a six-day bi cycle race. " CHIUSTMAS IN HOME. Service * in the Great Churches of the Eternal City. The midnight services on Christmas eve in Rome are impressive , according to a Lon don journal. Nine cardinals In costly vest ments , nine train bearers , twenty ushers , a choir of superb voices behind a glided railing , all add to the impressive & 2rvlce. The chapel is a .blaze of light , and Michael This handsome ladles' desk , quar tered oak or Imitation mahogany , hand polished and carved. Prlce-r 5.00 (3.73 others up. Ladles' Dressing Table , mads In blrdseye maple or birch ma- JiORany. French bevel mirror , 18x32 Inch top , nicely carved and polished. Prlco 13.00 Other * $5.75 up. Thti handsome gold finished top and shelf , stand , choice de sign. Price 7.50 Other. $3.75 to 124.00. * rT Orchard &Wilhelm Carpet Co. , . 1418 DOUGLAS STREET OMA1ZA. MRS. JACK ASTOR AT THE OPERA. l Angela's ' 'Last Judgment , " painted on the celling , adds to the superb effect. A girl who spent last Christmas In Rome enthuses over the services in St. Peter's. The altar glitters with gold and candles , and Is archpd by a canopy. There ore two thrones * for thepope. Guards of honor , soldiers and attaches are to be > seen In abundance. At 10 the profession of the pope and the cardinals enters. The singers and blowers of silver trumpets precede him. His cap of maintenance and three .tiaras follow them ; a company of mitred priests corno next , fol lowed by the cardinals In scarlet. At the last , beneath a canopy , upon the shoulders of men , and flanked by the mystic fans , the pope advances. The silver trumpets are blown and the pope gives his blessing. At the moment of consecration In the mass the pope descends from his throne , passes down the choir and reaches the altar. It Is Impressive when the pope , with hla own hands , lifts the cucharlst from the altar and presents It. Dcvloun Definition ! . Chicago News : Divorce The cold lunoh that follows lovo's banquet. Humllltv The uniform worn by hypo crites on drees parade. Whistling The transformation of a popu lar air Into an ill wind. Abuse The penalty an eminent man la compelled to pay the public. Love Something that makes the heart flutter and the toncuo Hatter. Critic A man who can see no merit In anything ho doesn't do himself. Anxletv The cause of more brain trouble than anything else except love. Logician An individual who can figure out anything to his own satisfaction. Language Something used by lawyers t conceal the thoughts of their clients. Timetable The one vou acquire by paying ; for it on thn weekly installment plan. Happlneca is In enjoyment rather than lu Dosaesslon.