THE OMAIIA DAILY BEE : THUBSDAT , DECEMBER 1 , 1808. M BMB Jre * CAPT. DICK AND CAPT. JACKA. Reported Talc of Two Frlgntcs und Two Luggers. Uy A. T. QUILLER COUCH. ( Copyright , 1809 , by A. T. Qulllsr Couch. ) I dare say jou've never heard tell of my wife's grandfather , Captain John Tacka- blrd or Cap'n Jacka , as ho was always1 called. Ho was a remarkable man alto gether and he died of a seizure In the Waterloo year ; an earnest Mcthody all his days and toward the end a highly respected CMB ! leader. To tell you the truth , ha wasn't much to look at , being bald as a coot and blind of one eye , besides other defects. Ills mother let him run too soon and that made his legs bandy. And then a bee stung him and all his hair came off. And his eye he lost In a little Job with the pre ventive men ; but his lid drooped so you'd hardly know 'twas mUslng. llo'd a way , too , of talking to himself na ho went along , so that folks reckoned him silly. It was queer hnw that maggot etuck In their heads ; for In handling & privateer or a Guernsey cargo alnk the crop or run It straight- there wasn't his master In Polperro. The very children could tell 'co. I'm telling of the year 'flvo , when the " 'twon't be 'air fellows to foot ball * while he's In command. And I'vo seen htm handle the Good Intent under Hockln. " Mrs. Tackablrd nald nothing. She was busy making saiuagcn and setting down a slut of butter for her man's use on the voyage. Dut he know she would be a disappointed woman If ho didn't contrive In Some honest way to turn the tables on the company and their iiew pet. For days together ho went about whistling "Though Troubles Assail , " und 'therry night before sailing , as they * sat quiet , one each side of the hearth , he made the eld voman jump by saying all ot a sudden , "Coals o' fire ! " "What d'eo mean by that ? " she asked , "Nothln * . I was thlnkln' to inycclf and out It popped. " "Well , 'tis Hko n providence. For , till you natd 'that , I'd clean forgot the sifter for your cuddy lire. Mustn't waste cinders now that you're only a mate. " Doing a woman , she couldn't forego that llttlo dig , but Hho got up there and then gave the old boy a kiss , I " 1JY SCVEN O'CLOCK HE WAS CLOSE. " most , of the business In Polperrb free trade and privateering was managed , as the world known , by Mr. Zephanlah Job. This Job , he came from St. Ann's by reason of his having shied some person's child out ot a window In a fit of temper and opened echool at Polperro , where he taught rule ot three and mensuration ; also navigation , though he only knew about It on paper. By and by he bccamo accountant to all the free trade companies and agent for the Guernsey merchants ; and at last blossomed out and opened a bank with 1 and 2 notes and bigger ones which ho drew on Christopher Smith , * alderman of London. In those days gold' was EO scarce that the Jews were buy ing guineas 'for 27 shillings apiece , collect ing them , folks eald , for government to eend to the armlee. You wouldn't see a gold piece In Polperro not once In twelve months , Well , this Job was agent for a company of adventurers called the "Pride 'o the West" arid had ordered a new lugger to be built for them down at Mevaglwcy. She was ( called the Unity , 160 tons ( that would bo' , about fifty as they measure now ) , mounting sixteen carriage guns and carry ing sixty men , nice and comfortable. She wakjylng on the ways , ready to launch and MrTcJob proposed to 'Ca'S'nJJackiilo" ' oven , to Movaglssey and bavo a look at her. Cap'n Jacka was pleased as Punch , 01 course. He'd quite made up bis mind he was'to command her , seeing that , first and last1'In ; the old Pride lugger , he had clearct over 40 per cent ( or this very company. Be they sailed over and took thorough etock o : the new craft and Jacka praised this ant suggested that and carried on quite as if he'c got. . * captain's orders Inside his hat whlct was where he usually carried them. Mr Job looked sidelong down his nose he wai a leggy old galllganter with sllverlsh graj hair' and a Jawbone long enough to maki Cap'n Jacka a new pair of shins and eaU he. t'Whata do'ee think of her ? " " Well , " said Jacka , "any fool can see she'l run , and any fool can see she'fl reach , reckon she'll come about oa fast as th' olc Pride and If she don't sit nlgher the wine than the new revenue cutter it'll be youi eallmaker's fault. " "That's a flnt-clais report , " said Mr. Job "I was thinking ot ottering you the post o mat * in her. " Cap'n Jacka telt poorly all ot a sudden "Aw , " bo asked , "who's to be skipper thenr "The company waa thinking ot youn , Dick Hewitt. " "Aw. " said Cap'n Jacka rgaln , and shu his mouth tight. Young Dick Hewitt's fathe had' shares In the company and money t buy votes besides. "What do'ee think ? " asked Mr. Job , stll slanting his eye down his nose. "I'll go home an' take my wife's opinion , ' aid Cap'n Jacka. 60 when he got homo ho told it all .to hi tunny little wife that ho doted on like th apple of his one eye. She was a small round body , with beady eyes that made he look like a doll on a penwiper ; and sh said , ot course , that the company was parcel ot rogues and tools together. "Young Dick Hewitt Is every bit so goo a seaman as I be , " said Cap'n Jacka. "He's a boaster. " "So he Is , but he's a smart seaman tc all. " "I declare If the world was to come t an end you'd sit quiet an' never ray word. " "I d essay.I should. I'd leave you to spea up tor me. " "Balnt'eo goln' to say nothln' , then ? " "las ; I'm going ( o lay it before th Lord. " So down 'pon their knees those old eoul went upon their llraea h and asked fc guidance , and Cap'n Jacka , after a whtli stretched out his hand to the shelf for We : ley's hymns. They always pitched a hym together before going to bed. When he' got the book In his band he saw that wasn't Wesley at all , but another that r never studied from the day bis wife gait \ it to him. because It was called the "Onl Hymn Book , " and he said the name wi as good a * a lie. Howa'ever , be opened oow and came slap on the hymn : * Tho1 troubles assail and dangers nffrlgh It foes all should fall and foes all unit Yet one thine assures us. whatever betid I trust in all dangers the Lord will pr < vide. They sang It there and then to the tur of " 0 , All that Pass By , " and the very nc ; morning Cap'n Jacka walked down and tel Mr. Job he was ready to go for mate undi young Dick Hewitt. More than once , the next week or tw K he came near to repenting , for Cap'n Die was very loud about his promotion , esp claNy at the Three Pilchards , and whc the Unity came 'round and was fitting vei slow , too , by reason of delay with her le ters of marque he ordered Cap'n Jact back and forth like a stevedore's do "There was to be no 'nigh enough * on th lugger" th t 'was ' the sort of talk , and c and rotten stone for the very gunawlvel But Jacka knew the fellow and even a mired the great figure and Us loud way "He's a cap'n , anyhow , " be told his wlf Probably "OIney.1 She wouldn't walk down to the quay though , next day to sco him oft , being cer tain , sh said , to lose her temper at the sight of Captain Dick carrying on as big ai bull's beef , not to mention the sneering shareholders and their wives. So Captolt Jacka took his congees at his own door and turned halfway down the street and waved a goodbye with the cinder sifter. She uaec to say afterward that 'this ' was providence , too. too.Tho Unity ran straight across until Bhi made Ushant light , and , after cruising aboul for a couple of days in moderate weathei ( It being the first week In April ) , Cap- tula Dick laid her head east and began t < nose up channel , keeping an easy little dts tance oft the French coast. You sec , thi channel was full ot our ships and neutrali in those days , which mode tat work for th < French privateers ; but the Frenchles' owi vessels kept close over on their coast , am oven so the best our boys could expect , nlm times out ot 'ten when they'd crossed over on this point of sailing shipped nothing but what she look In through her enms , the worst of the mischief being forward , where her rtt-m had worked a bit loose with ago and started the bends. Cap'n Jacka , however , thought less of the sea that was working up Into a nasty lop than of the weather , which turned thick and hazy as the wind veered a little to west of south. But even this didn't trouble him much. He had sausages tor breakfast and sausages for dinner , and , as evening drew on and ho knew he was well on the right side ot the channel , lie knocked out his pipe and began to think of sausages for tea. tea.Just then one of the hands forward dropped pumping and snng out that there wns a big sail on the starboard bow. "I b'llevo 'tis a frl&ate. sir , " he said , spying between his hands. So It was. She had sprung on them out ot the thick weather. But now Captain Jacka could see the white line on her and the ports quite plain and not two miles away. "What nation ? " lie bawled. "I can't make out as she carries any flag losh mel If there baln't another ! " Sure aa I'm tell I' s you , another frigate there was , like- ) standing down toward them under easy , 'iiivas , on the same star board tack , a mile astern , but well to windward of the first. "Whatever they be , " said Captain Jacka , "they're bound to head us oft and they're bound to hall us. I go get my ten , " h * ald , "for If they're Frenchmen 'tis my last meal for months to come. " So he fetched out his frying pan and plenty sausages and fried away for dear lite with butter , too , which was ruinous waste. . Ho chared round the sausages , two to each man , and kept the- Bean Pheasant to hei course until the loading frigate fired a shol across her bows , and ran up the rod , white and blue ; and then , knowing the worst , he rounded to as meek as a lamb. The long and short of It was that Inside the hour the dozen Frenchmen wore free and Captain Jacka and his men In theli place , Ironed hand and foot , and the Beat Pheasant working back to France agalr with a young gentleman of the French navj aboard In command ot her. But 'tis better be lucky born , they say than a rich man's ton. By this time it wai blowingpretty well half a gale from'sou'- sou'-wcst , and before midnight a propel gale. The Bean Pheasant being kept heac to sea , took It smack-and-smack on thi breastbone , which was her leakiest spot and soon , being down by the head , mad < shocking weather of It. 'Twa next door t < Impossible to work the pumps forward Towards 1 In the morning old Jacka wai rolling about up to his waist as he sat , am trying to comfort himself by singing "Tho troubles assail , " when the young Frencl gentleman came running with one ot hi : Johnniesand , knocked the Irons rff the Eng llsh boys and told them to bo brisk and hel | work the pumps , or the lugger that wai already hove to would go down undei them. "But where be you going ? " he sings ou or French to that etfect. For Jacka wai moving aft towards the cuddy there. Jacka fetched up his beat smuggllnj i French and answered : "This hero lugge ; i Is going down. Any tool can see that , ai you're handling her. And I'm going dowi i on a full stomach. " I With that he reached en arm Into thi cuddy , where he'd stacked his provision ! that evening on top of the frying pan. Bu ; the laboring ot the chip had knocked every , thing there ot a heap and Instead ot thi trying pan ha caught hold of his wlfe'i cinder sifter. / * / "A HEAP OP CINDERS CJOT ASWASH. SIR , " SAID JACKA. waa to run against a ohasse-mareo dodging between Cherbourg and St. Male or Mor- lalx with naval store * or munitions ot war. However , Captain Dick had very good luck. One morning , about three leagues northwest ot poscotf. what should be see but a French privateering craft ot about fifty tons ( new measurement ) with an English trader In tow a London brig with a cargo of ell sorts , that had fallen behind her convoy and been snapped up In mid-channel. Captain Dick bad the weather gauge , as w ll as the l g of the French chasse-maree. She was about a league to leeward when the morning lifted and be flrst spied her. By 7 o'clock be was close and by 8 had made 'himself master ot her and the prize , with the loss ot two men only and four wounded , the Frenchman being short-handed , by reason ot the crew he'd pot Into the brig to work her into Morlatx. This was first-rate business. To begin with , the brig ( she was called the Martha Edwards , ot London ) would yield a tidy little sum for salvage. The wind being fair for Plymouth , Captain Dick sent h r Into that port her own captain and crew working and thirty Frenchmen onboard her of course , board * In Irons. And at Plymouth she arrived without any mishap. Then came the chaaso-marce. She was called the Bean Pheasant. * an old craft and powerful leaky ; but she mounted sixteen guns , the same as the Unity , and ought to have made a better run from her ; but first , she hadn't been able to make up her mind to desert her prize pretty well within sight nf port ; and In the second place , her men had a fair job to keep her pumps going. Captain Dick considered and then turned to old Jacka. "I'm thinking , " said he. "I'll have to put you aboard with a prize crew to work her back to Polperro. " "The Lord will provide , " said Jacka , though be bad looked to see a little more ot tbo fun. So aboard bo went with all hU belongings , not forgetting his wife's sausages and the stug ot butter and the cinder sifter. To ward the end ot the action about fifteen ot the Johnnies had got out the brig's large boat and pulled her ashore , where , no doubt , they reached , eafe and sound. So Jacka hadn't more than a dozen prisoners to look after and prepared for a comfortable little homeward trip. "I'll Just cruise between this and Jersey , " said Cap'n Dick ; "and at the week-end , If there's nothing doing , we'll put back for home and reshlp you. " So they parted and by 10:30 : Cap'n Jacka had laid the- Bean Pheasant's head north- and-by-west and was reaching along nicely tor borne , with a stiff breeze and nothing to do but keep the pumpa going and attend to hU eating and drinking between whiles. The prize made a good deal of water , but was a woatherly craft for all that , and ProUablv "Dlcnfalsant. " At that moment the Frenchman ran behind and caught him a kick. "Coi out o' that , you old villain , and fall at the after pump ! " said he. "Aw , very well , " said Jack , turning once for the cinder sitter had given h a bright Idea and he went right aft to 1 comrades. By this time the Frenchm were busy getting the first gun overbou : They were eo long ; that Jacka's boys h the After pump pretty well to themseh and between spells one or two ran a fetched buckets , making out 'twas for x1 baling , and all seemed to be working 11 niggers. But by and by they called c all together with one woeful voice. "T pump Is chucked. The pump Is chucked At this the Frenchmen came runnli the younger officer leading , and crying know what was the matter. "A heap of cinders got awash , air , " * Jacka. "The pump's clogged wl' 'em o won't work. " "Then we're lost men ! " says the offlc and he caught hold by the foremast a leaned his face against U like a child. This was Jacka's chance. " 'Lost , ' Is tss , I reckon you be lost and inside o' i minutes unless you hearken to rayson. H you bo , not twenty mile from the Engl coast , as I make It , and with a fair wl Here YOU be , three times that distance s more from any port o' your own , tbo wi dead on her nose , and you ram-etramm the weak spot of her at a sea that's knoi Ing pie bows to Jericho. Now , Mossoo , j put her about and run for Plymouth , i may do It , Pitch over a couple of gi forr'ad and quit messing with a ship : don't understand , an' I'll warn she 1 do It. " The young Frenchy was plucky as glne "What ! Take her Into Plymouth and made prisoner ? I'll sink first ! " says ho. But , you see , bis crew weren't navy n to listen to him , and they had wives i families and knew that Captain Jacka's i their only chance. In five minutes , for the officer's stamping and morblewlng , tl had the Bean Pheasant about and were r nlog for the English coast Now I've got to go back and tell you w was happening to the Unity in all t white. About 4 In the afternoon Capt Dick , not liking the look ot the weather all and knowing that , so long as rt lasted , might whistle for prizes , changed his m and determined to run back to Polporro , as to reshlp Captain Jacka and the pi crew almost as soon as they arrived. B o'clock be was well on his way , the Ur skipping along quite u it it enjoyed U , i ran before the gale all that night. Toward 3 in the morning the wind mod ated and by 4:30 : the gale had blown Iti out. Just about then the lookout came Cap'n Dick , who had turned In for a up and reported two chips' lights one on e elde ot them. The chances against their 1 ing Frenchmen , out here In this part of the channel , were about 5 to 2 } so Cap'n Dirk cracked on ; and at daybreak about & :15 : found himself right alap between the very two frlgctes that had called Jacka to halt the evening bfore. One was fetching along on the port tack and the other on the weather side of him , Just making teady to put about. They both ran up the white cnalgn nt sight of htm ; but this meant nothing. And , In a few min utes the frigate to starboard fired a shot across his bows and hoisted her French flag. flag.Cap'n Dick feigned to take the hint. Ho shortened sail and rodnded at a nice cits- lance under the lee of the enemy both frigates now lying to' quite contentedly with heir sails aback and lowering their boats. But the first boat bad hardly dropped a foot * from the davits when he sung out , 'Wurroo , lads ! " nnd up again went the Unity's great lug-sail in a jiffy. The Frenchmen , llko their sails , wore all aback , and before they could fire a gun the Unity was pinching up to windward of them , with Cap'n Dick at the helm and all the rest of the crow flat on their stomachs. Oft she went from a rattling fire from the enemy's bow-chasers and musketry and was out ot range without a man hurt and with no more damage than 3 hole or two In tbo mlzzen-lug. The Frenchmen were a good ten minutes trimming walls aud bracing tholr yards for a chase , and by that time Cap'n Dick had slanted up well on their weather bow. Before breakfast time he was shaking his Bides at tbo sight of 7CO odd Johnnies vainly spreading and trimming more canvas to catch up their lee-way ( for at first tbe lazy dogs bad barely unreeted courses after the gale , and still had their topgallant masts housed. ) Likely enough they bad work on band more Important than chasing a small lugger all day , for at 7 o'clock they gave up and stood away to the southeast and left tbe Unity free to head back home ward on her old course. 'Twas a surprising feat , to slip out ot grasp in this way and past two broadsides , any gun of which could have sent him to the bottom , and Cap'n Dick wasn't one to miss boasting over It. Even during the chase he couldn't help carrying on In hta usual loud and cheeky way , waving goodbye to the Mossoos , offering them a tow rope and the like ; but now the deck wasn't big enough to hold his swagger and In theli joy of escaping a French prison the men en couraged him , eo that to bear them talk ' you'd bavo thought he was Admiral Nelson and Sir Sidney Smith rolled Into one. , . By 9 o'clock they made out the Eddystom * on their starboard bnw and a llttlo after the morning being bright and clear with t nice steady breeze -they saw a salt rlgnl ahead of them , making in for Plymoutt sound. And who should It be but the olc Bean Pheasant , deep as a logl Cap'n Did cracked along after her , and a picture ehi was as ho drew up close ! Six of her gum had gone , her men were baling In two gangi and still she was down a bit by the heac and her stern yowulng like a terrier's tal when his head's in a rabbit hole. And then at tbe tiller stood Cap'n Jaka , bis bald heac shining llko a statue of fun and his one eyi twinkling with blessed satisfaction as hi cocked It every now and then for a glanci over bis right shoulder. "Hullo ! What's amiss ? " sang out Cap' : Dick , as the Unity fetched with in hall. "Aw , nothtn' , nothln' . 'Tho' troubles as sail an' dangers stlddy there , you ol ( anglotwltch ! she's'a bit too fond o' smell ing the wind , that's all. " As a matter ot fact she'd taken more watei over her quarters than Jacka cared ti at think about , now that the danger was over 18 "But what brings 'ee here ? An * wha cheer wl' you ? " he asked. This waa Captain Dick's chance. "I've t ? run between two French frigates , " hi ia ' boasted , "In broad day , an' given the slij " ° I to both ! " I "Dear , now ! " said Captain Jacka. "Si , _ have I in broad day , too. They must ha ja been the very same. What did 'ee take ou of 'em ? " r"Take ! They were two war frigates , ; If tell 'eel" to "Iss , Iss ; don't lose your temper. All : 11 , managed to take was this young Frencl 5h orclfer here ; but I thought , maybe , that yoi shaving a handler cratt ' Jncka chuckled a bit ; but he wasn't one to keep a Joke going for spite. "Look-y-here , cap'n , " ho said , "I'll hear your talc when we get Into dock and you shall hear mine. What I want 'co to do just now la to take this hero lugger again and sail along Into Plymouth with her as your prize. I wants , If possible , to Bpnro the feclln's ot this young gentleman an1 mnku It look that ho was brought In by force. For so he was , though not In the common way. An' I like * the fellow , too , . though he do kick tcrrlblo hard. " * * They do say that two days later , when I FRENCH BLUB CLOTH dOWN FROM HARPER'S BAZAR A French blue cloth gown , with a trimming of rolled velvet bands In a rich , dark shade , has the latest variation pf the seamless skirt , which reaches 9nly to I I the knees , while the rest Is a graceful shaped flounce , extending up the front ot -1 the skirt In the form ot an apron panel. The looped bands of velvet decorate the apron In popular .redIngote effect avdj the continuation of the fold Indicates the I outline of the flounce whose width at the hem is four and a quarter yards. The I1 pattern furnished by Harper's Bazar , where the gown appears , gives directions for making with a blaa seam In the .back and with fullness at the waist If preferred. The coat , ' Hko many of the later models , Is worn with a velvet belt slipped through ornairnentalulmcklea at each side , confining beneath the fullness ot the blouse- vest , which Is madoof geranium rose-velvet. Velvet 'bands ' trim one side ot the bust * to 'the shoulder , whore 'the coat , fastening .with silver buttons , curves * " away ' into a outaway'Torm wllb/lrounded Louis XV coat-tails. The sleeve Is the'locwest two-piece mod el for tailor wear. A rolling turban of rich'blue velvet has only one Jewelled quill for a decoration. Quantlty o'f material Cloth , flfty-fo ir inches wide , eight yards ; blue velvet , three and one-half'yards ; geranium vel vet , one-half yard. Captain Jacka walked up to his own doi he carried the cinder sifter under his ai and that before ho ever kissed his wife stepped fore and hitched It on a nail rig In the middle of the waif over the chlinn piece , between John Wesley and the wcatti gloss. Q. RUSSIAN SOLDIERY. Their Treatment Snld to He Cruel ni Their EHlclency Discredited. A man who bos traveled much In Rusi says in the New York Press that the cza : pence proposals are unlikely to bo hea of on the frontiers for several months come , consequently the Russian army w not be seriously affected. Of the army says : "It Is better whipped than fi The rations to each soldier are two poun of suchary , a small quantity of salt and pint of barley eoup , made without me On national holidays , such as the blrthd : of the emperor and empress , they ha what they can 'high living , ' which consli of potatoes , corned beef and pork. Th are required to accompany their officers the cathedral , but before Raving th gu : house pass in line In front of a great I of 'wodka , ' each with cup in hand. T he fills to the brim , crying out as be sw lows It , 'Long live our emperor and i family. ' " The term of service for a Russian s dler varies with the department of I empire in which he happens to be draft The average Is twenty years and In t ! period he is drilled at least two-thirds the time. Notwithstanding this aim constant practice , he is a poor martcsm not approaching a 10-year-old Amerli boy. He simply raises the gun to his she dor and discharges It. Saye the travel "The health of these men Is ruined strong and deleterious drinks , and tl Joined to the punishment they recel unfits them at an early age for the p tormanco ot their duties. When any me ber of the army becomes unfit for act service , whether It bo by age , accident war , he la cast oft by the government i for the rest ot his life Is obliged to for a livelihood. He must conceal the I t of hU being a disabled soldier , or he < I receive neither alms nor sympathy. D Ing the first five years after dismissal Is required to report at headquarters oc I slonally , In order to ascertain if aervlccs are again wanted. " | This is a horrible state of affairs. ' makes our volunteers seem happy by ct parlson. "Soldiers are constantly whip j to death , " the traveler goes on , "yet s a thing as an Investigation never was be of. What Is one man more or less to n slan Ignorance , poverty and despoil ; There are 130,000,000 people In the emp The only privileges a soldier earns by long term of servitude are permission travel without paying for a passport exemption from taxes. Those that sun the expiration of their first period are worn down by privation and abuse t they collapse as soon us the unnati energy of fear and compulsion Is no Ion the stimulus ot life. " Every year Russia has about 875,000 yemen men arriving at the age of 21 , there ! i ready for Impressment. Of these about 2' ' I 000 are taken Into the regular army , wl ( he rest go into the reserves , "From ev town and village 7 per cent of the rr population must be given up , " the travi continues , "and at least 20 per cent Is tali as only the healthiest are retained , wooden lock Is placed on the leg of each emit to prevent escape from the gu house. The relatives crowd around y dismal cries and lamentations. On the I lowing day the victims arc chained toget ! In fives and tcni and then packed by fifties In hugo wagons to bo carried to the bar racks , They are received one by one , cx- nmltml by a doctor and It sound are passed Into the hands of the military barber , who shaves the top part of each one's head per fectly smooth nnd crops his back hair very close , almost to the skin. "Thoso who happen to bo rejected by the doctor are also delivered Into the hands ot the barber , " continues the traveler , "who treats them In the reverse order of th others the back part of their heads being shaven and the hair on the crown closely cropped. These poor wretches are not al lowed tlmo to dross , but are thrust out In a state ot nudity , and their cluihps thrown after them. They are kicked nnd cuffed by soldiers disgusted by their physical dUa blltty. But they smile as they run , qlad to bo released from certain hell. Should anyone bo seen with the back of his head shaven ho Is safe from molcstatlou , but If 'any un fortuuato creature with the upper part ot his head smooth bo discovered abroa.il lip la Immediately captured as a deserting recruit. Any person harboring such n uno IB liable to n loss of property , the male members ot hla family will bo taken ns soldiers and the residue , old mm and women , are doomed to perpetual exile In the wlltls of Siberia. "On account of their scanty allowance _ Russian soldiers will steal anything they I can lay hands on. Their largo uniform coat | offers peculiar facilities for this business. It being very long and wide , with sloovcn open at the wrist. They can oaally slip In any article the size ot a fork , a spoon , knife , tumbler , or even pitcher , without fear or detection. Such articles are readily disposed of to the barkeeper of any public house , who will neve.1 fall to receive them In pay for 'wodka , ' a kind of whisky. When they enter a drinking place the foremost man will call for a 'groch wodka' and while the bartender Is pouring It out will dexterously swlpo everything In sight into his aleevc. He then passes the stolen articles to the man behind , who passes them to the next and so on till the last man is reached. It the barteiidcr accuses the leader the latter Immediately desires to bo searched and the search proving futile the articles arc given up as lost. Officers wink at these stealings and divide spoils when the goods are ot value. The Russian soldiers would cell their souls for 'wodka. ' It Is their only friend , their consolation , their surcease of sorrow. Their lives are a hell ; anything to quench the fires of despair. Nicholas calls his army his 'defense' ; ho U likely to find It his nemesis. Its officers ? I believe they are the best paid and most autocratic In tbo world , " SncccHHor to Dr. NEW YORK , Nov. 30. Rev. Dr. Thomas Hall will not succeed hU father , the Into Rov. Dr. John Hall , as pastor of tbo Fifth Avemuo Presbyterian church , for he has ac cepted the chair of Christian ethics In the Unhn Theological seminary , which was vacated by Dr. Charles Brlggs. 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In order to get its beneficial ufTects , plcaso remember the name of the Company CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. a&x . c t . . . . . _ , , i r - r. K. T. For Rats , Mice , Roaches * and Other Vermin. IT'S A KILLER. After eating , all vermin ( cclc water and the open * tn Hence thli killer li iho most cleanly on earth. For Sale by all DruKglitf. Price , IS Cents. UEWTOH MANUFACTURING & CUEHICALCO. , 05 William Street. New York. for infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought BEARS THE SIGNATURE OF In Use For Over 30 Years. THr CCNTAUH COMPANY. TT MUHMV TMiCT. NIW YORK CITY. "CLEANLINESS IS NAE PRIDE , DIRT'S NAE HON ESTY. " COMMON SENSE DICTATES THE USE OF SAPOLIO X ; WIN E _ . O F ? C A R D UIX Anxious Moments. GWDE , I. T. , Dec. 2. I used two bottles of Wine of Cardui , with Thedford's Black-Draught , before confinement - * ment last summer , and got along better than ever b-fort. I used one bottte after child 1.it birth and recovered quickly , itf and am in better health than ) f for years. This is my fourth child. MRS. ORA. PAGE. The new bom babe largely inherit ! the disposition of the ird mother during pregnancy. Too often she is needlessly anxious and nervous. She permits her system to "run d wn" , and she be * comes irritable and peevish. If women only knew it , there need be r- 11 little discomfort during this trying period. Morning sickness can be r1C largely overcome by a faithful use of Wine of Cardui. This great l- woman's remedy tones up the whole system , makes the nerves strong and stimulates the heart's action. It greatly reduces the pangs of confinement. It keeps women In good spirits , and this condition , in turn , is imparted to tne child. It shortens labor : h and helps to effect a rapid recovery , Wine of Cardui does the d 5- most good if taken during the 51 ? LADIES' ADVISORY DEPARTMENT. entire time of gestation. Its . For adTlce In eaei requlrlnr ipe > e.U ell directions , iddreBt.f Irfngirmp- benefits are marked upon , ' , U tomi Laitltl' Aivitorv Iiparlmtnt , tc The t'toilUnoi'i CliaHnnaBcn , Tepi ! . Mcdlcluc ( . ' . both mother and child. Wo id ! men who take it all declare te 30 I they "never got along so well before" . SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. A LARGE BOTTLE FOR $1.00. MANHOOD RESTORED . . . . . . . VUallierwlUqule1clrcureaUnenrouii.pl dlnraaeaof the renerulvo or * rani brourlitou by youthful errors or ( iioemoi. suoli ax Lott M.inhood , Insomnia. Snormatorrhoea , fnln * In Back. Evil Ur nmi , Hemlnal Kinla * loni. Nervous Debility , 1'lniplo. Iloa4ao > ie. Unrtinrnn to Hurry. Kx > haustlnr Or.ilni , Varlaoeel * and Conillpallon. 8tu | lo ae by day o * nlcht , Prevent * qulckiiiiii of di on r e , wMoti leaUa to Sponnaturrtion * and Impotiiiey. ( Meaniut the liver. Kidney * and urinary oreano of kU Impurltlit * . 8tr nrth Da < ul restore * Rmall w nk onrane. (1.01) ) a box . , N for 3.ou. Ouarantetxl to our * e-ind for fruo clrcmur and AOUU ttitl. 0 T 1 UbOlala * 0 . . KM iTraueUc , 0L tui aJ br Uwara. &UtoB fine Co. Ouab * . ffk