THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : WEDNESDAY , NOYEMBBll 80 , 1808. TIIE OMAHA DAILY BEE U. UOSnWATEH , Editor. PUBLISHED EVEKY MOHN1NO. OP BUBscniPTioN : Dally Uoe ( without Bundny ) . One Year..W.OO Dally Ufo ana Sunday , One Year 8 , W Hlx MonthH < .l ) Three Months Z.W Hundtiy Hoc. One Year 2.00 Baturtmy Coo , One Year l.JJ Weekly DM , One Year C3 OFFICES. Omaha : The Dee Building. South Omnha : Singer Ulock , Corner N and Twenty.foiirtll Streeta. Council Bluffs : 10 Pearl Street. UhlctiRo Ofllcpj Htock Bxchange Blag. New York : Temnle Court. , Washington : 601 Fourteenth Street. CORKESPONDENCB. Communications relating to news and dltorlal matter should ba addressed : To Uie Editor. Editor.BUSINESS LETTERS. . Business letter * and remittance ! ) should bo nddrcsspd to The Bee Publishing Com * pany , Omaha. Drafts , checks , express and postoillce money orders to be made payable to the order of the company. THE BEB PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OP CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska , Douglas County , SB. : 'George ' B. Teschuck , secretary of The Bee Publishing company , bdr.G duly sworn , nays that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally , Morning , Evening and Sunday BCP , printed during the month of October , 1893 , was as fol lows : 1 30,020 17 25,038 2 is 25,005 3 25,410 19 4 25,810 20 5 28,351 21 ' 6 2.1,474 22. . ; . . . ; 25.B45 7 25,406 23 25,815 8 27i2O : 24 25,070 - 9 25,207 10 25,0 , 8 28 25,257 11 , 1S,007 27 25.40O 12 a 1,012 23 25,538 13 .11,018 23 St5,7at ! 14 27,018 so 25uoo 15 20,740 31 16 20.I1OO Total .81 ,0 ! H Less unsold and returned papers. . 17,82:1 : Net total average .707,275 Net dally average 25,718 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence this 31st day of October , 1898. N. P. FEIL , Notary Public. There wns no mistake in calling it a peace Jubilee after all. The question of Cuba's debt Is Btlll left unsettled. Cuba's debt is also still unsettled. The president mokes the treaties , but they do not become law until ratified by , the senate. For once the city will enter upon another - other year without inducting any newly elected municipal officers into office. President McKlnley will doubtless be glad to add a postscript to his message to bring It to Include the latest from the peace commission at Paris. It Is agaiu In order for our amiable contemporary , the Omaha Fakery , to announce to the public that "hostilities with Spain may be renewed tomorrow. " The winter months are the time to make plans for new buildings and im provements. In thin , respect the winter months promise tilts'year , to be busier for Omaha than for many years past. < The newly framed rules forbank - truptcy cases will not go into'effect until 1'the first of the year. The chief effect of the delay will be to let the prosperity rope pull a few more people back from the bankruptcy precipice. Of course in accepting the inevitable Spain is inspired nolcly by patriotism and humanity to avoid the horrors of war. It Is always that way Strange , how ever , that Spain did not draw on this Inspiration before it Invited war with the United States. Greece Is experiencing severe earth quake shocks. But they arc not as evere as the shock from which Turkey is suffering over the appointment of Prince George of Greece to take charge of Crete as the representative , of the Eu ropean powers. Lincoln papers continue to berate the Omaha merchants as hogs and other ravenous animals , while at the same tlmo soliciting the advertising patron age ofvtho very people they Insult. And naturally they may be expected to pur sue this course as long as Omaha mer chants continue to reward them for their hostility. The United States of Colombia cele brated Its declaration of independence Monday. At present there are BO many of these occasions which recall unpleas ant memories In the extreme south western part of Europe that the poor Spaniard can hardly tlnd a day In which he can cheerfully celebrate on his own ' ' account Those. Christmas boxes for the Ne braska soldier boys at Manila had bet ter bo rcjchrlstcned before they are started ) on their long journey. On nc- couut of an unexpected hitch tbeli ship ment has again been delayed. It might be advisable to put In a few bunches ot firecrackers for use in case they should not arrive before tbo Fourth of July. The rearrangement of the fast mall trains out of Chicago so as to take up the live hours of slack now wasted In that city would be a great boon to our merchants and business men , who would thus bo enabled to receive m the morning the eastern mails that do not now reach them until afternoon , too late for response upon the same day. Omaha business men should by all means encourage the railroads to give them this improvement In the mall lerrlctt. > It was intimated In The Bee some tlmo ago that the Stale Board of Trans portation would attempt before the con vening'qf tbo legislature to do some thing whTc'h would'offer an excxuo for Its existence. The.members of tbo board haVu surveyed the field and decided the best thing hi sight is to start an In vestigation as to the reasonableness of the' ratrs' ' from interior * points In Ne braska to the Missouri river whcu com pared with rates from the same initial point to Chicago. The board Is playing for IU life . The advance publication of the views Incoriwrated by Comptroller of the Cur rency Dawcs In his forthcoming annual report , pointing out the dangers and defects of nil the proponed currency bills pending before congress , has nwnk- encd the friends of those measures to the fact that they will cucounter no little opposition- only lu this congress , but in the next. Comptroller Dawcs Is * mlil to have drawn his conclusions from In vestigations he has had made Into the conditions of failed national banks. The comptroller's special objection to the various plans for currency reform , Including the Baltimore plan , the Me- Cleary bill , the recommendations of Sec retary Gage and of the Indianapolis con ference , Is to the provision common to them all giving the noteholders a pre ferred claim upon the assets ahead of the depositors and other creditors. To allow the banks to issue preferred notes uncovered by bond sqcurtty would prac tically deprive depositors and creditors of their just dues In case of liquidation If the. assets averagcil as they have In banks that have failed wltbju the past few years. While the percentage of dividends has varied greatly in different parts of the country , the figures show few cases lu which a failed bank would have paid out on an unsecured note Issue of CO per cent of the capital. Comp troller Dawes declares therefore that no banking system can be considered In herently fair which creates In the dlstrtf button of the assets of an insolvent biinU a preference of a noteholder over a de positor. But it is this preference of the note holder over the depositor on which de pends the vitality of all the proposed currency schemes which the -reformers are pushing In congress. Take away the preferred claim of the noteholder upon the assets In case of insolvency and the value of thu note issues would be seri ously Impaired. Having no bonds be hind them as security for their payment the notes would have to depend for cir culation upon the credit of the Institu tion Issuing them. Unless there were some reserve fund to make good the losses the notes of a weak bank would not pass with the same facility a thu notes of a strong bank and the stability of the whole system' would be threat ened. It Is Intimated that the advocates of the' different currency measures may modify them along lines suggested by the criticism of Comptroller Dawes. But this Is not the only point of attack. All of them contemplate a retirement uf the greenback in order to make room for the new bank Issues as their substitute and the opposition to this feature is also sure to be strong. The bills cannot well be amended to obviate these objections without defeating the very objects of the , reformers. If the United States is to issue bonds in payment of the price of the Philip pines and to satisfy other claims grow ing out of the war with Spain , there will be no dearth of government securities to serve as , a basis.for national bank Issues under the i present system nnd the ex- cu&e for further changes' ' will be re moved insofar as-It - rests upon i the pros pect of exhausting the bonds available for securing note Issues. When these new conditions are taken into consider ation It will develop in all probability that none of the currency reform schemes so far proposed offer tbo. prac tical solution of the problem. THE CURE FUlt VKDEHVALVAT10N In grappling with the question of reve nue law revision the most Intricate and perplexing problem is that of property undervaluation. Under the existing system , although the law requires the listing' ' of all taxable property at Its true market worth , the competition among assessors seems to be to see which can reduce the basis of assessment the low est. An n consequence nowhere Is oven a pretcrise made of true value assess ments , while the grossest injustice is perpetrated by flagrant Inequalities from one county to another and from one individual to another in the same county. Were this experience peculiar to Ne braska these abuses might properly bo char'ccd to maladministration. But as the same glaring defects have been ex posed In ever } ' other state in which the same system is pursued , the remedy to be applied must , to produce the desired result , effect a change of method. In stead of taking the word of the owner as to the value of his property espe cially where his Interest is to undervalue it measures must be devised to ascer tain market value through other sources. There is no good reason why the -value set upon property for taxation purposes should bo less than the value eet up'on It in other business transactions. In every county in the state , for ex ample , property is sold in foreclosure that fixes its market value to a certainty. Why should such property be assessed for taxation at less than It has brought within the year nt public sale ? In every county In the state property Is regularly brought Into the probate court , where valuations are put upon it for the settlement of estates. Why should this property be listed for taxa tion at a less value than accepted by those who Inherit If ? In every county lu the state property is annually mortgaged and the mort gages recorded in which agreed valua tions arc usually stated. Why should this property be assessed , as it fre quently Is , for less than the face of the mortgage , to say nothing of ita true value ? Every corporation and firm doing busi ness In the state enters , cither In its annual report or In Its annual inventory , the value of its property among its as sets necessary to balance its financial statement. Why should this property not be assessed for taxation at the same valuation ? In every part of the state bonds , mortgages , notes and other per sonalty arc constantly put up with bank- era and loan brokers as security for debts. Why should not this property be taxed ? Why should not every banker and broker be required to furnish the assessors with a list of all securities In their possession , the names of the own ers and the real value of the security ? i People who hare money .aubjept.to taxation do not hoard It. They deposit It In banks and blinking Institutions. Why should not thin money be Included In the nsHesfWiuut ? Why should not every banker be required to furnish the assessor with a list of all depositors and the average amounts each has on deposit during the year ? If property which comes within thcso classes , whoso true value can bo easily ascertained , were assessed upon that valuation , It would form the basts for the assessment of other property sim ilarly situated. The man whose farm Is taxed on a valuation fixed at foreclosure sale will Insist that hla neighbor's land be taxed on the eauic basis and the eauio Is true with the owners of other kinds of taxable property. Undervaluation of property for taxa tion can be cured , but to do so will re quire the application of radical.remedies. THE STUltM IN TUB BAST. The storm which has swept New Eng land nnd the eastern states has abated , but the reports of death and havoc wrought by It prove that its severity has been If anything underestimated. Each winter brings on severe storms in differ ent parts of the country. In most cases , however , the people are more or less pre pared for them. A storm of such mag nitude seldom breaks so early in the winter season and it Is probably from this reason that the results have been so disastrous In the cast. The long lists of deaths and casualties will certainly arouse the sympathy of the entire country , especially of the west where the storms , although more fre quent , are felt less because expected nnd provided against It Is a satisfaction to know that there arc no cases of distress or destitution which the people of the states visited by the etorm cannot readily - ily care for. Were there any need for assistance from the west the call would meet with as prompt response as have similar calls from the west on occasions of like deplorable emergencies. ITS WORK HOT ENDED. Having learned from recent experience how elow Is the process of declaring war , no one should be surprised to find that the process of concluding peace Is also slow. Although Spain has given public notice of Its submission to the terms ex acted by the United States , It will still be weeks If not months before the formal exchange of ratifications can make the treaty binding as law upon both nations. Willie the main points at Issue have been satisfactorily adjusted by the rep resentatives of the two governments par ticipating in the peace commission , many minor details remain to be arranged. Among these are the claims of American citizens against Spain arising from con fiscation of their property In Cuba , de struction of their business or unwarranted - ranted Imprisonment. These claims are said to amount to nearly JLTi.OOO.OOO. As against these , Spanish citizens may no doubt bo relied on to trump up similar claims against the American government and they will be encouraged to do so by the Spanish government , with a view to offset when a balance is struck. . .Apjothor unsettled question relates to the proposed acquisition by the United 'States of an Island * In the Carolina group. The presumption is that thin foothold Is wanted not only as a coaling station but as a base for the construc tion of a cable to Manila by the shortest route. Attention Is also called to the fact that at the outbreak of the war Spain re nounced all the commercial treaties In force between the two countries. These agreements will have to be either rein stated , to their former position or new agreements substituted for thorn. Manifestly the peace commission has not completed Its work , although the conclusion is In sight The Insinuation of the World-Herald that the editor of The Bee is behind the scheme for an alleged history of the ex position which an Irresponsible adver tising fakir is trying to promote as a private money-making venture Is a willful and malicious falsehood. Neither Tlie Bee nor Its editor Is in any way connected with any exposition history scheme. They are opposing the ex travagant expenditure of $10,000 of the stockholders' money upon the proposed official history because It Is illegal , un called for nnd a fraud upon the people who subscribed their savings to help along the exposition. While there Is nothing to prevent any one from pub lishing a history of the exposition or a doxcn different exposition histories , whether the $10,000 history scheme Is put through at the expense of the stock holders or not , The Bee has not em barked In the book publishing business. There Is reason to hope that wt\h the coming of new railroads to Omaha tlys embargo which has been placed upon this city as a grain market will be raised. Nothing would have so great an Influence in that direction as an Hide- pendent line penetrating the great grain raising flection to the northwest. All of the present roads running into the tributary producing country now have a direct Interest through their own or allied Hues In sending the product of the farms direct to the eastern market. An Independent line by Its competition would force existing roads to grunt the saiuo privileges. Once equitable rates with reshlpplng privileges such as other centers enjoy are obtained , there will bo no difficulty In securing elevator facili ties and building up a market Kansas Is moving In a practical way to derive some benefit from the great Paris exposition of 1000. The governor- elect and commercial bodies of tht elate are preparing to make an exhibit of the edible qualities of corn. While the re sults of the efforts of Kansas citizens will redound to the advantage of all corn-producing sections , there is no good reason why Nebraska should not con ; tribute to the com propaganda. The fierce strife for supremacy In commerce and manufactures all over the world brings to the fore the problem of cheap and at the same time wholesome and nourishing food for the tellers who In many lands find wheat bread beyond their reach. Of corn as food the Eu ropean knows comparatively little , and up to a few years Ago nothing at all. Like all things new It must fight It * way against prejudice and settled habits of life. Argument and dry statistics ( tot ting forth Its advantages make llttlo headway Against 'these prejudices nnd customs , which are the outgrowth of cen turies , but n practical example Is a les son comparatively easily learned. The great corn-producing sections cannot afford to overlook such an opportunity of cultivating a wider market for their staple product. The Board of Flro nnd Police Com missioners has notified applicants for liquor licenses to have th'olr applications , petitions nnd proofs of publication tiled by December IB in order that they may be passed.on-aud licenses issued bcforo the end of the year. The liquor dealer or druggist who delays making his ap plication beyond the time set by the board runs the risk of being without a license when the new year commences. No Time tor Tear * . Buffalo Express. General Blanco has said many unkindly things about the Americans ; but , In view Of the circumstances of his departure , Americans can afford to wish him a kindly good-by. Patting the Cubnn * an Trial , Indlannpulls Journal. General Wood , who ha ahown a great deal of wltdom and tact at Santiago , Is evidently disposed to glvo Cuban control a fair trial. This will put the Cubans on their metal and Is the only way to teat their capacity for Golf-government. Swatting In the Swat Volley. St , Louts Republic. The "Mad Fakir" Is on the rampage in the Swat Valley. If ho doesn't take a reef In hla impetuosity before long he wilt have his obituary cabled under the Indian ocean some of these moonlight nights and it will bo as brlet as was that ot the lamented Ahkoond of Swat- the sad heretofore. Light Needed at Hume. Boston Qlobe. "This nation stands for enlightened llbertyl" cries Governor Bushnell of Ohio. "Shall we refuse It to the oppressed when they cry out for aid ? " Not If they aie Malays of course. But when wlir the torch of liberty finally be passed around to the Indians and enlighten our policy at home ? More HarKalna In Inland * . Springfield Republican. Decides the Philippines there are on the political bargain counter the Sulu Islands , lying between Borneo and Mindanao , In the Indian soa. Although this archipelago , with something more or IMS than 150 Island * , nominally belongs to Spain , the government nt Madrid would doubtless be quite willing to give It up for & consideration. to Eacape .Chlcairo Tribune. General Blanco's retiring disposition has grown upon him In a marked degree since It became evident that he w s shortly to be relieved In command by General FHzhugh Lee. When ho arrives In Spain he can apol ogize to Admiral Cervera for sending his fleet out of Sanltago htrbor to certain de struction on that memorable Sunday In July last. 1 Exploiting Corn Food. Indianapolis Journal. One of the features of the American de partment of th'e Paris exposition will be a corn kitchen'In which wlll be shown the dietetic .virtues ofcAi. , , After many efforts to Induce Europeiinr to use corn as' food , it evident that we are meeting with suc- ce s , 17tfOS6,00 < ? b'flshcls having been ex ported during the ten months of the calendar year which'ended with October , against 150,000.000 during the corresponding period 'of 1897. Even at hotoe the possibilities of corn as food were not realized until within a few years. "The Gentleman from Hawaii. " Harper's Weekly. It Is said that among the features of the report of the commission appointed by the president to devise a government for Hawaii is a provision for the election of a delegate to congress similar to the provision for the election of delegates from our territories. Unices the native * are , disfranchised this delegate will probably be one of themselves and then we shair have the edifying specta cle of the American politician cultivating the natlve.vote ot the Sandwich Islands. We never believed that the Americana of the Islands would retain their power very long after annexation , and the signs are begin ning to multiply tthat their lease of power is short. "OPEN DOOR" DIFFICULTIES. Conntltutlounl Harriers to Free Trade in the Philippine * . Philadelphia Times. Assuming that congress will do its duty and proceed to glvo effect to the "open door" section ot the Parts treaty , It will speedily discover that It ,1s confronted by a task presenting extraordinary constitutional diffi culties 'Which ' cannot be removed In all prob ability unless the constitution be amended. Waiving what may or may not be done under military government , a law unto Itself , the levying of a duty In Philippine porta upon Importations from the United States would violate section 8 , article I , of the Constitu tion , declaring that all duties , Imposts and excises ehall be uniform throughout the United States. .Should the Philippines betaken taken by us they would be part of the United States , and the Philippine tariff could not bo enforced as against the rest of the United Status , and the "open door" would then be practically shut against Europe for the rea son that the constitution flatly declares that no vessel bound to or from one state shall be obliged to enter , clear or "pay duties In another , " Article 1 , section Ix of the con stitution presents another obstacle to a Philippine tariff operative against the states of the union In the provision that no tax or duty shall be laid upon articles exported from any state. A duty levied by action of congress upon a cargo entering Manila from New York woufd be tantamount to the levyIng - Ing of an export duty upon exports from New York , -Thla power cannot be exercised by congress , directly or Indirectly , without a violation of tj > e constitution , subject , of course , to the decision of the federal supreme court upon the point. The constitutional toctlon hearing upon duties and Imposts * evidently contemplates the freest trade be tween all parts of the American republic. The recognition ot any other theory with re spect to the new possessions coming to us would introduce anomalies In our govern ment which should be avoided. The di lemma facing congress In the settlement of the commercial relations of the Philippines with the United States and with other coun tries , so as to escape a commercial war which may readily receive Itself Into phys ical warfare , Is one of the numerous consid erations that Illustrate the Inevitable per plexities Incidental to our acquisition of an iifand empire in distant seas. Andrew Carneglo tersely presents the In herent difficulties ot Philippine acquisition In these terms : Let the president open the door to the world and he antagonizes Amer ican labor. Let him consider the Philippines part of the United States , and therefore en titled under the constitution to free trade with all of them , they being part of the United States , and its door closed , except through the high tariff , to all other nations , and ho antagonizes the whole of Europ * . t J rnicn OF IMPERIALISM. I'roNpectlre Drain on Tnipitj-rr * to NttHtaln the Tailor. 1 iilladcljbihla Ledger , The money cost of maintaining the im perialistic policy and exteadlug the Ameri can sphere ot Influence to the Orient can scarcely be estimated at the present stage of affairs. The new venture li a leap In the dark , and All exhibits of probable ex- pcndlturo for the assertion ot federal authority in the new lands are subject to revision and to the correction of experience. Under any phass ot the case the. outlay will bo colossal , notably so during the first few years of experiment In the art of distant colonial government by 'prentice hands. Much of our success in training strange people * In the school of freedom and self-government depends upon their tractablllty , docility and loyalty. These arc wholly unknown elements ot the problem almost everywhere in the new domains , and they greatly complicate the situation. It Is well for one's peace ot mind not to an ticipate difficulties , and , according to the homely proverb , not to attempt to cross a stream until one comes to It , but In deal ing with governmental policies the country must prudently anticipate , as far ns may be , the coit of nn undertaking before the nation Is Irrevocably committed to Its ex ecution. Before the contest with Spain the federal expense averaged about $1,000,000 a day. The usual outlay of about $305,000,000 a year on the old peace footing must bo heavily Increased under the new peace footIng - Ing to maintain a regular army Increased nearly four-fold , a. more powerful navy con stantly prepared for war , and to support civil government and construct necessary public works in the numerous Island pos sessions or protectorates , for whoso tranquillity and development wo are about to become responsible. The estimates of ex penditures for the coming year have not been compiled , but It la believed that they will reach $500,000,000. The customs and Internal revenue receipts , upon the basis of existing laws and of resent official re ports , will yield nearly $300,000,000 per annum , so that the yearly Income ot the government may meet the annual ex penditures for the new peace establishment , assuming that not more than $10,000,000 a month is required for army and navy In crease and for public Improvements in the new possessions. The revenue which these possessions will produce will , of course , re lieve to that extent the burthen which the United States will assume on their behalf ; but this Is an exceedingly uncertain quantity and so also Is the outlay for the army and navy , for fortifications , harbor and Internal improvements and all present theories as to the cost ot governing the colonies may be upset by Insurrection * and rebellions In them and by other emergencies not now foreseen by the moat prescient mind. It Is certain that the federal taxes cannot be re duced for an indefinite period , and that the undeveloped situation is such that , it la ' highly probable that new subjects'for taxa tion must be sought and the existing taxes must be Increased to keep the country on th safe side and prepared for any con tingency. Imperialism In Its best estate Is an enormously costly luxury. Notwithstanding this enormous continuous expenditure for these island possessions , it is more "than " probable that many of them will never become settled to any effective extent - tent by Americans or Europeans of tie de sirable stocks. If the Philippines presented an inviting field for American colonization we might hope that in time another America might be fo\ind In those region ! la thorough sympathy with th parent country , and thoroughly hospitable toward American In stitutions and hablU. We can buy or con quer the Philippines , but wo cannot change their climate nor make them safely and permanently inhabitable for Americans. Prof. Worcester in his work on the Fhtl- Ippln'es'sayi to is unfortunately .true , that the" climate ot , the Philippines Is especially severe In its effect upon white womenand , children and , in his Judgment , It Is very doubtful if many successive generations of European or American children coulfl be reared there. In the December Atlantic , Mr. Benjamin Kldd , the author of a. recent work , "Tho Control of the Tropics , " ays that one of the leading principles he has trle'd to enumerate in his book is that the in the whlto man can never be acclimatized tropics and .that such regions must be per manently .peopled by their natural inhabi tants. If this view be tenable and the story of Europetn attempts at tropical colonization confirm It , the federal govern ment is not likely to be assisted in the work of governing Us tropical dependencies of a controlling American by 'the presence population ; and the maintenance of large American armies In the tropics must always the nation to .the . young manhood of disease expose and death. This , too , Is the price of imperialism. _ _ _ PEIlSONAli A1SD OTHERWISE. Ex-Secrotary Carlisle's favorite color is gray and he rarely wears a suit of any other shade. The pumpkin Is regarded by Ow Chinese . Probably on as the emperor of vegetables. account of its yellow Jacket. Congressman Cannon says there will b no extra session. But Uncle Joe is not the only smoothbore on Uie ship of state. Of nil New York's millionaires Cornelius Vanderbllt is said to be the most sensitive to criticism , particularly criticism in print. Notwithstanding reports to the contrary , Gothamltos enjoyed the blizzard Immensely. A like ritorin prevailed In "dcnh Lunnon" at the time. General Wood reports that he has suc ceeded in cleaning Santiago. He Is now justified In aaylng that he has broken Hercules' Augean stables record. Contrary to the general understanding the country has not heard "the last of the Mo- hcgans. " A r mnant of the tribe Is teeklng to recover an Inheritance ot land In the city of Norwalk. Conn. Fears are expresccd In Interested quarters that the constitution may slam the "open floor" of the Philippines. They forget the Immortal'words of Tim Campbell , "What's the constitution among friends ? " nusscll Saga takes the keenest pleasure In horses , and although he seldom rides now he Is very fond of driving the best horses. Following the custom ot his younger days ho prefers to "trade" horses to buying them. Judge J. G. Gordon of the common picas court In Philadelphia was elevated to th bench when he was only 30 years old. After thirteen years' Judicial experience he has resigned because the salary is so small that he has been unable to save any money. The Bradley-Martin swells of Gotham are about to leave this "blawsted country , " bag and baggage , leaving only the memory of their $250,000 ball. It Is said that with all their wealth they could not break into the exclusive Knickerbocker circles , and have decided to settle In England , where titles and social eminence may be bad on the Hooley pjan. A Game Two Can I'lay At. Boston Transcript. Germany Is likely to find that the game of shutting out Imported goods on the ground that they are Inimical to public health Is one which two can play at. Indeed , the other felFow may have the better hand. There Is no reason to doubt , at alleged , that Ger man toys and colored goods are poisonous , and that all highly painted German toys are dangerous to children , who may suck off the paint or swallow pieces that have become chipped off ; while on the other hand the'ex - parte charges made by Germany against our pork products are , eave In Isolated case * perhaps , hardly susceptible ot proof. KCIIOKS OF TUB LATH WAR. H was a retired soldlor , who had c cn trouble at Santiago and Monlouk , and waft plodding wearily to his home In Texas , somewhat the worse of the trip. Like the wandering Moor , the natives loved him for the dangers ho hnd passed , and Insisted on lubricating his joints at every joint on the way. When ho reached * Missouri town and a Missouri judge ho was not entirely sober , but his load was considerably re duced. "Aren't you ono ot the famous Hough niders ? " asked the Judge after ho hnd talked to him very plainly , watching him narrowly the meanwhile. The prisoner held up his hand warnlngly , "Don't give U away , Judge , " he said , looking around in alarm. "What do you mean ? " responded the as tonished judge. "Just what I y , Judge , " repeated the prisoner , bending over so as to get as near aa possible. "Don't Rive It away * I thought I had concealed my Identity from the public gaze. " And he looked down over himself , half in pride , half in shame. ' This was too much for the Judge , and , bringing the prisoner nearer , so he couH tell his story confidentially , so to speak , he told him to proceed. "Well , you see , It was this a-way , Judge , " said the prisoner with a Texas accent , "when I was mustered out and begin to see what the great American people thought of ua feller * that fit Into the Spaniards at San tiago I seen that If I didn't do something In self-defense purty soon I was coin' to be run for office by the party that got to me first , er that I was gain' to have the face kissed off of mo by & string of gals a mile long , and I concluded I'd jlst git low-down , com mon drunk and stay that a-way till I could git to a safe place in Texas. I've escaped up to date , and If you'll not say a word , judge but } lst shove me along west , I reckon I'l git back 'homo in fair enough shape , nl things considered. What do you say , judge ; Is it n go ? " It was Indeed , and the judge instructed a police officer to keep an eye on the distin guished prisoner and see that ho was put on the next train pointing Its cowcatcher toward the southwest corner of the great re public. The practice of Hobtonlzlng heroes ot the war does not meet Vlth much favor outside the fortunate tew. While objection is made to the epidemic of osculation , sentiment as far as it can be measured is not averse tea a moderate amount of the article , provided taste and discrimination are exercised. Hobson - son was limited In his choice , while Delg- oan , his assocUte In fame , was obliged to throw up his hands and take what came. The moat favored of the lot was Rear Ad- * ralral Schley , who visited hl old homo at Frederick , Md. , and was cordially received. The gay old hero of Santiago was not pre pared for the welcome he received , but ho urrendered for the first time in his career. How many blooming , cherry lips smote hla cheeks is not known. Numbers do not count. It Is quality and that was satisfac tory In the hlghtest degree , for the blufl sea dog lived his young days over again and enjoyed It immensely. The man who would not or could not Is not worth living. A de scription of the Frederick smack , given by a losal chronicler , Is enough to awaken Jealousy in * he left. "A Frederick county " scribe "Is * violet- kl s , saya a veracious , dipped sunstroke , and during its operation a rich golden haze fin * the landscape and smiling fairies ascend and descend in pink balloons. It ? adds length to life and glory 'to living. " Admiral Schley's health , it is superfluous to add , was greatly Improved by" his visit to his boyhood toome. Harry T. Montgomery of the Thirteenth Minnesota , who was reported wounded in a street "fight with the natives'in Manila , waa reared and educated at Huron , Mo. H0 waa'fe ' stenographer * V fit. Pa'ul when the war began and was -one of the first to enlist.In a letter to his uncle at Macon - con , Montgomery tells of his experience In the capture of Manila , Auguat 13 , particu larly how the first battle "feel * to a fel low. " He says : "Saturday , August 13 , was a day I shall never forget in my life. At 4 In the morning we were ordere.l out on double tlmo , and commenced our march toward Manila , this time to take the city or die. We got to the front about 7 end lay down behind our first entrenchments about half an hour. Then we were given orders to 'Forward ! double time ! ' and up the hill we went. All the time we could hear heavy firing ahead of us , and r.lso the booming ot Dewey's gun from the lea. It was about 10 when he comracacoJ tn bombardment , and It continued for an hour. My , how the cannons did roart You could hear the shells screaming as they flow through the air Just like we have road about. Occasionally there was a dull sound that told us they hod struck something. We ran up the road about three-quarters of a mile. Then we reached an open space where there was a burning arsenal the Span- lards had flrod as they retreated. The din from the exploding shells and cartrlfl nn v awful , but we found out afterward that it was nothing to bo compaieu to wuat . .at. 10 follow. We got under cover until the ex plosions from the arsenal had somewhat ibated , and then went ahead at double time again , Very soon we came to a church and a lot of native huts , and from every window and crevice a deadly hall ot bullets met us. "Just then an awful sight met my eyes. Just In front of me a bugler , a man named Patterson , fell , shot through and through. Of courie I was somewhat scared he was so close. He died almost Instantly. Then we came up opposite the church where the Astor battery had two guns planted and was shelling the Spanish works. We weru given the 'right oblique' until we were partly sheltered by a atone wall. In the meantime the Astor boys ran their guns about twenty- five yards further up the road and our colonel gave the order for Company E to support them. The first four ran straight up to the guns and the rest of us got orders to deploy as aklrmlshers. The Spanish flre was getting heavier and heavier as they com menced to turn their machine guns locao on us. Just then Sergeant Crlmmeus of the Astor battery fell and a half mlnuto late First Sergeant Holmes went under In that not flre. Some of the men went to his as sistance and raised him up , but he pulled away from them , tearing his shirt nearly off , and ran to his gun. With blood stream ing from his uldo ho managed to put in an other shell and was going to flre again when grand yet awful sight to witness the bravery the poor fellow waa shot dead. It was a of this poor fellow. "Tbo heavy firing continued for about forty-five minutes , but It scorned like four lours to me. Wo were under flre only about Lwo hour * altogether. The Spanlih finally 'ell back and we marched into the city , driv ing them before us. Then'camo the news mtzm&ssssKs&z&a mtzm&ssssKs&z&av You can always $ depend on J I for absolute purity | and general excellence. | ( Sold tvcrjrwhert. ) y 8&Z $ S5S5ZSStZ3 ! $ S8& I'axton , Gallagher & Co. , distributer * . Bold by Shermun & McConnell Druir Co. ' - - N b. of their surrender and 1 assure you it waj received with great joy' by all the boys. 1 hope to goodness I will never have to RO through such another day. I had been aching for fight ever since I was taught how to handle A musket , but I have had my fill of It and am content to quit now it the Spaniards are. " TAHT TIlIFLBfl. Somcrvlllo Journal : It Isn't always thi man with the longest whiskers who rvtl tha biggest salary. Indianapolis Journal : Watts How art you on the policy of the open door ? LuBhforth It you mean on Sundays , 1 am with you. Philadelphia North American : "Thi treble with you , " said the drum to th cor net , "Is that , you never do anything except when you're on a toot. " "Well , nt least , " rertlcd | the cornet , "they do not nave to beat mo to make me da my duty. " 1'tick : Amlciis-Whlch do you find th harder , the beginning of ft novel or trie ndl Great Author -The end , of course. WHsn a novel Is B.oliiK well us a serial at apace IrtrndlnK to htve to Detroit Free Press : Secret Service Bore. loung cumnersa m < m W" ° lm" altl" ' " trttn" Applicant-Then I'm your man. For two years now I've put up pretcrlplloni In utug store. . ( Chicago Tribune : "What was the result of the experiment of having hanrtsom * young : women Instead of th * regular deacons. pass the contribution boxes ? " , "It was a failure. After a few Sundays the young men found they were chlpptnr In more than they could afford , and they qul coming to church. " Detroit Journal : "A girl's ft. plratlons c < beyond mere matrimony , these days. " "Yes. they seem often to Include dlvorc * aa well. " Chicago Post : "Has Mr. Bllden a rood memory ? " "Well , " replied the. discreet friend : "I must nay It depends nomewhat on whether he' owing or collecting. " Cincinnati Enquirer ! His Friend-How did you come out with that- Invention for making dustleas streets ? The inventor-It left me with a dustless pocket. ' ' Somcrvllle Journal : Sometimes the chrys anthemum on the stylish young man' * coat lapel conceals a grease spot underneath. "GOLUEXllOD AND A9TBH8. " Edna Dean Proctor. The goldenrod. the goldcnrod , That glows In sun or rain , Waving Its plums on every bank Krom the mountain slope to the main Not dandelions , nor cowslips fine , Nor buttercups , gcmo of summer. , Nor leagues of daisies , yellow and white , Can rival this latest comer 1 On th : plains and the upland pasture * Such regal splendor falls , When forth from myriad branches 'green Its gold the south wind calls , That the tale Beams true , the rod man's Qed Lavished its bloom the day Wautahmo. chief of the Iroquols , Wedded the fleet Nahuay. , And darker than April violets , Or pallid as wind Howe grow , Under Ita shadowa from hill to meadow , Great beds of astera blow. O , plots of purple o'crhung' With gold That need no walls nor wardens , Not fairer nhone , to the Median queen , Her Babylonian gardens ! On Scotia's moors the gores Is ray , And England's lanea and fallows Are set with broom whose wlneome gracs The hovering linnet hallows ; But alas for the flowers of heath and hedge , And the linnet , lightly won Their bloom , to one blnze of wayside gola , Is the wan moon to the aunt And wore I to be a bride at morn , While the chimes rancr out I'd say : "Not a rose , but the goldenrod , Strew In my path today ! . And let It , brighten the silent nl le , And flame on' ' the altar stair , Till the glory and light of the fields shall The solemn dimness th'lsre " " . " ' * ; , , y Mi- , J / " , ! lltl.tt } I - > rt And should I sleep In my-shroud atir b Not lilies pale and cold , . But the purple asters of the wood , Within my hand I'd hold ; ' For the roldenrod Is the flower of love , i That time and change denes ; And asters glenm through the autumn air With the nues of paradise ! ' OCR DAILY BULLETIN. WEDNESDAV NOV. 30 NORFOLK , VB. , Nov. 30 , 1898. The Worth Atlantic Squadron will assemble here today to await the action of the Peace Conference In Farts. This fleet includes the Brooklyn , the Massachusetts , the Indlania , the Nnr Orleans , the Texas , and the Ntw York , aad la fully equipped lor action. Do You Read ? If you will study all of the clothing advertisements in the newspapers you will findthat ours are the most fully justified by the cloth ing that we sell. We would much rather under * state the case and so more than justify a customer' * expectations than to disap point any one. Our chief claim for the clothing that we make is that it is well made. We guarantee the quality and the fit as well , and we do not mean to leave any ex * cuse for dissatisfaction *