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She einllcd placidly as she matched them , but It uas not maternal prldo that thrilled her bosom as aho murmured : "He's a beauty ! end his dear little leus and head are cner eo much too largo for his body ; a sure sign that ho'll be a big dog end tbat'a Just what I want ! " It Is quite as likely that It the puppy had evinced signs ot shrinking to the dimensions of a toy terrier , Mrs. Spread- brow would have said to her kind , con tented little self that n toy terrier was what Bho craved beyond anything else. Tioiu the gyrations of the two joung creatures on the grass Mrs Spreadbrow let her cjes wander dreamily across the bay to the Irregular skyline of the big city , where ehe Know that Mr. Spreadbrow was busily engaged In coiucrtlns bales of cotton into crisp bank notes. Ah , thought she , happily , Bho had much to bo thankful for , the best husband in the world , a promising family , a charming homo on Staten Island and lint at this juncture her reverie was broken In upon by the eound of footsteps on the gnu el walk leading from the front gate to the house , and looking up she beheld the comfortable flguro of her dear friend , Mrs. Townloy. There followed a scene , such as any lady who has been surprised by the sudden and unexpected arrival of a valued friend can readily Imagine. In the course of it Mrs , Tounley was cons eyed to the parlor of the trim cottage , to sit and "cool off" botoro going upstairs. "Take off jour bonnet , dear , " said her cheery hostess. I will put your satchel and parcel and things on this chair. 0 , I have eo much to tell > ou about and scold you for , why Iwcu't you come down before , " In the midst of Mrs. Tounicy's explana tions as to why she had absented herself there burst through the open French win dow , llko the advent of a whirlwind , the 1 tippy. Sport. In full cry , followed by Eddy , Hound and round the room they circled for | Bomo moments , and then obedient to the I oft repeated commands of his mother , the | llttlo jouth turned and embraced their vial- tor with much heartiness. The peace that followed these demonstrations was rudely ' put to Illght by the click of the front gate and the cry from Eddy , who was stationed I at the window , announcing "a lady coming " , "Somebody to call How provoking ! " ald Mrs. Spreadbrow with a pucker of her placid bro"Come. . Maria , let's go upstairs be fore Delia goes to the < loor. There goes the bell ! Xe\cr mind your things. " In an Instant the room was cleared of all ao the block and white puppy , who ehambled about for a moment , then trotted laboriously out Into the garden by the same route be had come In. "It's a ) oung lady , Mrs. Spreadbrow , and ehe says she wants to see you on business , " announced Delia , a moment latur thrusting her head through the door ot the room to which Mrs. Spreadbrow and her friend bad rctieated. "Dear met what can she want1 the lady'o \nlcc expressed as much Irritation as that kindly organ could embody , As ah ? entered the parlor a tall , slim girl , who had been standing nenously In the middle cf the room , ad\anced to meet her , and the Icy tone and manner that Mrs. Spreadbrow had determined to assume | toward the disturber of her seclusion melted quite away as the pretty young creature ( lifted a pair of sad dark eyes to her face and , said lu an embarrassing voice : j "I'lcaso pardon me for intruding. I have come to to " " 1'ray sit down , " interrupted Mrs. Spread- brow , cheerily. "Thank you , " said the girl , and dropped into n chair. "I will not detain > ou long. I have hero a children's history" and from the depths of a roomy satchel she produced a small book "that Catchain & Tcasam are publishing " Ah ! Now Mrs. Spreadbrow knew the worst. "But I don't want It , " she said , gently. "It won't do any any harm to to look at It. " The girl spoke as If trying to repeat a lesson , and with a wistful look In her face. "Yes , It will ; because If I let you show It to mo I may buy U , and I really don't want It. " "Nobody does ; but jou have put your re jection of It very kindly , " said the girl , ris ing to go. Her voice trembled , and the smile she managed to screw her pretty llpi Into was far from cheerful. Mrs. Spread- brow was touched. There was something so pathetic about the voice and manner , and she was socry young and so very pretty. The motherly lady laid her hand on the gift's arm , saying softly : "Let me gl\o you a glass of claret before you set out again In the heat 0 ! " For the llttlo book agent had turned away to htdo the tears she could not restrain. "Excuse me , " she murmured , "it's the hot weather , and and not being accustomed to the work. I I began only yesterday , and It's a long trip to and from New York. " "Sit down , " urged Mrs. Sprcadbrow gent'ly , and I will go and get the wine. " When she returned the girl had quite re covered and was sitting quietly at the win dow smiling at the gambols of the puppy. She apologized for having given way to her emotions , sipped her wine and then rose again to go : "Thank you so much for your kindness , " she said warmly , "and goodby ! " "Stop , " exclaimed Mrs. Spreadbrow , "I'vB changed my mind about Che book , I'll take It. " "You really need U ? " with a perceptible brightening of the eyes , I can't get on without a history for Eddy. I ne\cr thought ot Sport's having destroyed the one he bad. " When the necessary negotiations bad been concluded and the pretty book agent had de parted Mrs. Spreadbrow returned to her guest with many apologies for her long ab- etmco and bubbling over with the pathetic romance she had woven from the materials furnUhed by the young girl's words and manner. The two women talked over this and similar Instances until they were both In a tearful state , and Mrs. Townley , to turn the 'tldo of feeling , proposed going Into the parlor and opening the nubbly little package she had brought , and which she said con tained some trllles for the children. This proposition was hailed with joy by Mrs , Spreadbrow. Mrs. Townley was In the act of untying the last string , when she sud denly bethought her of her black satchel in which It was her custom to carry her purse , and which had been deposited with her bon net and parasol In a chair In the corner ot the room , With the precipitancy Invariably displayed by her sex Rt such junctures she rose and stepped over to get It. The parasol and bonnet were on the ch but not the satchel. "Aro you sure > ou didn't take It into the library ? " asked Mrs. Sprcadbrow , after the parlor had been searched. "I know I didn't , " responded Mrs Town- ley , with tremulous Irritation. "But ot course we can look. " The satchel was not In the library , the only room occupied by the women since Mrs. Townley's nrrlval , nor did It turn up any where In the house , which with anxious In consistency was searched from top to bet tom. Mrs. Townley had bccomo very pale and Mrs. Spreadbrow trembled with excite ment and chagrin. "Oh , this is dreadful , " she said at last. "I I hate to think It possible , but It must have been stolen. How much was In the purse ? " tlon and that if Mrs. Spreadbrow hurried she could overtake her before the arrival of the train for St. George. Statlonward the anxious woman sped , her heart palpitating with hope , fear and indignation , Intermixed with a spice of uncertainty. What should she do If the girl refused to give Up the puiae. Ah , she knew , she would get on the train , find a policeman at St. George und Intercept her as she stepped on the boat. She reached the station just lu time to see the book agent's skirt whisk through the door of a forward car ; she herself was hauled onto the last car by an obliging brakcman just as the train moved off. Arrived at ) St. George , Mrs. Sprcadbrow hurriedly accosted a policeman , explained that the joung woman In the gray linen dress , canning the black sitchel , had com mitted a theft and urged him excitedly to cused , and then the three went into the ferry house. "Sit dovMi , " said Mrs. Spreadbrow weakVy , when they had reached a quiet corner of the big room. "Thank you , I prefer to stand , " replied the girl proudly. "And now may I ask what you accuse me of Rivaling ? " "I I" said Mrs. Spreadbrow , trembling before the palo "little thief , " "we think you took Mrs. Townloy'B purse out of my parlor this morning ; jou were the only person in the room , besides myself between the time she left It there and the time we found It was gone , and " "My God ! " murmured the book agent , dropping into a seat and covering her face with her hands. Presently she recovered herself , and turning to the policeman , said , "Search my satchel , please. And you , " to "HERE IT IS' HERE IT IS' ' " "A hundred dollars , " replied Mrs. Town- ley. "I brought It with me for safety. But who who' There has been no one " "The little book agent' " gasped Mrs Spreadbrow. "She Is the only person who has been in the parlor besides myself since > ou left. Is It possible can It be that that Innocent- looking O. dear' " But Mrs. Spreadbrow was a woman of action , albeit mild and gentle , and she sprang to her feet fiercely clenching her' ' I small soft fists "I'll follow her ! " she cried. "Do jou go one way , Maria , I will go on- other and Delia and the children shall go In other directions. O , wo will run her down ! The little hypocrite " In a few moments the house was empty of occupants , barring the crk , who stood with her elbows on the fence and watched the departing search party , and the black and white puppy , which In its foolish way growled at and worried something under the big willow. With the hot August sun pourIng - Ing down upon their heads , the pursuers scurried from house to house , while with what Mrs. Spreadbrow termed "the Intense cunning ot a thief , " the little book agent managed ever to elude them. At last Mrs. Spreadbrow found a maid sen ant who said she hod seen the girl enter the railway tta- detaln her. The officer hesitated a moment , and then Interposing his portly form be tween the > oung girl and tha gangplank , touched her lightly on the arm and said , pointing to Mrs Sprcadbrow : "Do you know this lady ? " "Yes that Is , I went to her house this morning and she was " "Wllr jou come out of this crowd' " said Mrs Spreadbrov\ , her firmness suddenly for saking' her. "I I want TO speak to jou " "But I will miss my boat , " expostulated the girl nervouBlj. My mother will bo wait ing for me and what can you mean by calling a policeman to stop mo ? " shu con cluded with frightened cjes , ns it a full realization of the situation had bun Just flashed upon her "The fact is , " explained the policeman , "this lady want's mo to arrest jou for theft , but maybe jou can explain certain suspi cious circumstances " The girl was white to the lips now and the look of despairing fright in her ejcs was pitiful to sec. "For theft me for theft ? " she said with stiff lips. " 0 , do come where it Is quiet , " urged the accuser , looking as distressed as the ac- Mrs. Spreadbrow , "jou may search my per son ; and may God forgive jou ! " " 0 , my dear , I can't I can't , when I took at you I can't be be But ! everything's against you , " Mrs. Spreadbrow's eyes were full of tears and her voice trembled "There ain't no purse here but this one , " remarked the policeman who had been rum maging through the contents of the black Eatchol , holdlne up a slim pocketbook. "That's mine. Look through It , you will find Just 20 ctnts. " The book agent spoke very calmly. "That's right , " he assented , putting the purse back "But , of course , the money may bo hid on the lady's person , " he added cautiously. "Hero it Is' Here it is ! " cried a panting but triumphant voice , and Mrs. Townley , flushed and excited , rushed toward the trio waving a much-mauled russlan loather bag , such as Bomo ladles are fond of carrying their handkerchiefs and purses in , "It was that wretched black and white puppy ! Ho must have taken it out of the parlor , and Eddy found him chewing It to pieces In the garden. Why , what Is the matter , Hattle ? " for Mre. Spr > * adbrow had dropped Into a scat and , regardless of curious eyes , waa weeping copiously. "I I I'm so sorrj- . But things did look so against jou. I'lc please foiglvo me. " The little book agent wavered a moment , indignation , scorn anil pity chasing each other across her face. Then she slipped down beside- the distressed little lady and taking one of her limp hands , said simply : "I do forgive you. Pray don t crjBut please , next tlmo jou miss anything , bo sure the black and white puppy hasn't taken It before you decide that anybody else has. " She could not refrain from this mild shot , and though It wns tremulously aimed , it did not miscarry , but went straight to Mrs. Spreadbrow's heart , where It has lodged ever since. And so it was the black and white puppy ! Ho is a sedate dog now and a great favorite of Miss AraclU BanKs ex-book agent who declares that if It had not been for him she would never have obtained her present lucrative and congenial position In Mr. Spreadbrow's office , where the painful memories of her experience ns a book agent and other painful memories as well arc fast fading Into oblivion. SOMI3 LATH IIVVUVl'IO.VS. Collars , cuffs , Bhlrt fronts and like article * usually mudo ot linen are being made of aluminium coated with white Japanese var nish , on which designs In imitation ot weav ing and sowing are marked. A German has patented a wind motor to assist in the propulsion of a cycle , .1 fratno secured to the head of the wheel carrying a winged wheel which is geared direct "to the hub of the front wheel. Cows are prevented from kicking whllo being milked by using a device consisting of n wooden or metal bar , to bo fastened to the animal's leg by straps above and below the knee joint , to prevent her from bending the leg. To prevent sparks from locomotives from setting fire to buildings a new spark ar rester has been designed , consisting of a pipe running from the boiler to the top or the smokestack to force water through a sprinkler against tbe sparks. Prismatic or plain window lights , for use In transoms and basement windows , are being manufactured with perforations In their surface to allow ventilation , the en trance of water being prevented by the Inclination of the openings or by external hoods. Kerosene lamps are automatically lighted by a now electrical device In which a bat tery Is placed In the base of the lamp , with an Induction cell In the post , to cause a spark to pass across the wick from ono electrode to another when a switch lu the base Is closed. The gas from an ordinary Jot can br > used to heat a room by means of a new appliance , consisting of a metal ball built up of uhells sprung together , with an opening at the bottom which fits over the burner tip , opcrturcs being provided at the sides for the mixing of air with the gas. Electric treatments are given to cjclers by a new handlebar which has metallic grlpi connected with a small generator mounted on onu of the wheels In another form of the snino device shoes are provided with contact plates and the battery may be con nected to sewing machines or organs A Virginian has designed a portable dark room for photographers , formed of a small folding box , which has n number of nonuc- , tlnlo rones of glass in the sides and top , 1 with elastic sleovta through which the operator manipulates the plates or films , the box being mounted on a tripod when in use. Stamps can bo quickly affixed to litters by a new machine In which the stamps ' i are wound on a roller In a handled frame , to be forced across a moistened pad and de posited on tbo envelope , the action being obtained by a de | > endtng lever which touches the envelope before tbo under side of the machine reaches Its lowest point. I A continuously acting trap for rats and mice is formed of a chamber with a elid ing door at the opening , which drops as soon as a rodent steps on a platform inside , the cage , the only opening being through a passage with a pivoted floor , which throws the animal into n dish of water , the tilting 'of ' the floor opening the outer door ngalu. TUU OMJ-TI.MCHS. Jacob Billings , aged 'JO , was master of ceremonies at the fourteenth annual reun ion of the Billings family at Boston. Dr William L. Uussell ot Ilarro , Mass. , the oldest living graduate of Harvard , who Is In his 83th jear , is fond of walking nnd keenly cnjojs playing whist nnd croquet. Samuel Stout of New tomb , 111 , who Imi Just been granted n patent for n farm goto , Is the oldest person to whom a patent has over been issued. Ho Is said to bo 82 years of ng . Colonel Frank J. Queen , who recently died in Birmingham , Ala , aged 92 years , imu- rlcd the daughter ot Daniel Bonne. Slio died ten jears ago. Colonel Queen as sisted Boone In driving Indians out of Ken tucky. Wllford Woodruff , head of the Mormon church , who died at Salt Lake City a week ago , was In the ministry for sixty-four years , lu which tlmo ho traveled 172,3G'J miles , held 7,055 meetings nnd preached 3,220 sermons. Although as a rule they are men of long lives , no fewer than 123 members of the Sacred College of Cardinals have died since Leo XIII ascended the papal throne , and sixty-seven of this number were of his own creation. The oldest sexton In point of service In the United States Is Mark McTlguo of Ko- komo , Ind. Tor thirty-one years he has been custodian ot the silent city. Ho has burled 3,500 people and knows every grave , marked and unmarked , in the cemetery. Level Clark of Denmark , N. Y. , who Is 92 years old , has seen tbo soldiers mareh to light under the stars and stripes four different times first in 1812 , then 1840 , In 1801 and a few weeks ago , when ho went to Syracuse to sea tbo boys off for camp. James Tuttle of Atlanta , III. , secured nearly twenty years ago a promise ot a funeral oration from Robert O , Ingersoll. Mr. Tuttle Is now 92 years old end has juut drawn up a will In which $1,000 Is set aside "to defray the expenses of Colonel Inger- Boll's Journey. " Sir Henry Keppcl , who Is "the father of the British fleet , " Is just finishing his auto biography. Sir Henry lives In London and was born alx years before Waterloo , but notwithstanding his ago ho is as vigorous us possible. Ho was a lieutenant In the British navy as far back as 1829 , and dur ing his active career had many interesting experiences. The mother of the late secretary of state , W. Q. Gresham , celebrated the ninety-sec end anniversary of her birth in Lancsboro , Ind. , n few days since. She was ono of the first white children born In what Is now Harrison county , Indiana. Sh wai married to Colonel Ureaham Fovcnty-five years ago. Ono of her sons , a sheriff , was killed by a desperado. Her oldest son was In the Mexican and the civil war , and re cently died ot wounds sustained In the lat ter war. Judge Gresham , former secretary of state in Cleveland's second administra tion , nnd postmaster general In Arthur's * cabinet , died at Washington In 1694. To Sni < - Doctor IIIIU Use "Garland" Stoves and Range * . Hojnl Or < li-r of ' CINCINNATI , Sept 19 The Royal Ordev of Scotland held Its twenty-first annual con vention at thu Scottish Rlto cathedral Intro today Over 100 members were preeent. This ledge Is the only ono In the United States and Is under the jurisdiction of the provin cial grand lodge at Edinburgh , Scotland , and la ono of the oldest orders In existence Ths provincial ledge of America has Juris diction river Hawaii and Japun Tbo regu lar routine of business was transacted at tha morning session , afttr which recces was taken until : p m , when the degree ot the ord r wag conferred on fifteen candi dates. The head of the order Is Judge Joslah Hayden Drurumond , R L. K. , pro vincial grandmaster of II. R. M , Fort- land , Me. Do you llko a dry champagne. Try Cook's Imperial Extra Dry ; Its flavor la unrivaled and It is perfectly pure. .