THE OarAIIA DAILY 1JEE : SUNDAY , AUGUST 28 , 1898. 11 NGWdLD The partial failure of the meet at In dianapolis , coupled with the steady falling off in member * , have Riven vitality to the Inquiry , "What Is the matter with the League of American Wheelmen. " The thoughtless nnswcr , "It's all rlKht. " Hut It IB not. ltd warmest supporters ndmlt the presence of daneerous microbes In the organization , nnd foresee dissolution unless radical changes are made In Its plans. Among the supporters of the league the N rw York Tribune holds hlch rank , and deservedly so. Its comment on the present condition Is weighted with the friendship of years nnd Is entitled to serious consid eration. "In 1897 , " says the Tribune , "tha membership In the orcnnlzatlon was more than 100.000 , but this year the number has dwindled down to a little more than 80,000. The thinking men of the Icaeuo are losing much sleep trying to find out the cause for this slump , and many of them have comate to the conclusion that the racing has had much to do with the falling off In member ship nnd the decreased Interest taken In the work of the organization by many of Its members. The opinion that racing should bo divorced from the League of American Wheelmen has steadily grown during the last two years. When tbp Now York division first made Its fight against racing at the National assembly at Daltlr. more two years ago the other dlvlslons ) thought that this division was merely mak ing n "bluff , " and Chief Consul Potter and. bis friends were laughed into silence. Re cently several of the other states have come out opeuly In favor of abandoning racing. With Ncw-Yark , Massachusetts nnd New- Jersey banded together on this Issue and with several of the other states ready to follow such a lead , It can be seen that the coming assembly at Providence fn February Is sure to be aJlvely one. This antl-raclpg program will be th ° ulnnk on which some of tlio state candidates will win or lose , In the coming slate elections. " The plan advocated , by tho' Tribune for the control of racing Eeeuis to be the btfst ono yet suggested. Allow each state to elector appoint a man who will have charge of the racing Interests lor that dlstrlct. Then let these men cct together and form a natlo'nal organization , xylttiln the league , yet , separated In , every way from all other league work. H ralsht be called the "Na tional. Racing Board" or the "National Racing association , " nnd there need be no League of American Wheelmen attached to It in any way. Racing properly controlled In this way would have the respect and confidence of the public , and the sport , which baa deteriorated this year , can be brought back to public favor. At a mealing held In New York recently of the board of directors of the National Board ol Tr'a3o of Cycle Manufacturers several de cisions were reached affecting the trade for the coming season. Among other matters it was agreed'to continue the alxty days' guarantee given by the dealer to the pur chaser. This length of time has been found satisfactory , and It was decided It should bo continue * ! . The proposition , to hold a tr'ado' convention was hurried Into an early grave , The board decided flat-footed against lC It seemed the general opinion that the coming season had already been laid out , nnd that little waa to be gained by a gath ering that would Involve considerable expense - penso to all concerned. The. trade patterns In cycles and accessorlt * hafs already been dqtermlned by most houses , and It would not be feasible to change them after a con vention. It was admitted that if a conven tion could have been held In July or earlier mlieh good might liavo resulted from It. The long-debated question of a cycle ehow again occupied the time of the board. It waa decided not to hold ono this winter or spring , nnd not to sanction any cycle ehpw that might bo arranged by , concerns tibyond the "jurisdiction of the beard. From tha expressions of opinion It seemed as If the determination to refrain from cycle ehows was strong , and would be continued year after year. Last year It was n ques tion lor. current discussion whether the board would not flnd It disadvantageous to abstain from the annual exposition. The manufacturers appear to have thought oth erwise , however , and they are firm against the cycle show. Since January 1 , 1S9S. E. S. Edwards , otherwise "Teddy" Edwards , has ridden more than 23,000 miles on his bicycle. Ho rides 100 miles every day. rain or shine , blizzard or elrocco , and Intends- keep It up until the year Is out. Moreover , ho weighs five pounds moro than ho did on the day ho started his heart breaking , nerve racking rldo and says ho never felt better In his life. In appearance Edwxirds does not look the athlete ho Is. being below middle height , weighing only 120 pounds and having a physique In almost every particular under the average of measurement : Ills legs alone1 betray the secret of his power. While the upper portion of his body la not fde- ( veloped to any great extent his legs are bunches of muscles , eupplo when at rest , but capable of assuming the hardness of Iron with slight effort. Ills shoulder muscles are good , as these nro brought Into play -by leaning over the handlebar of his wheel. The rest of the upper portion of his body looks no stronger than that of thousands of clerks who get very Irttlo exercise , tils legs are a study for an anatomist , his thigh and sprinting muscles being wonderfully developed. There Is a noticeable lack of "scorcher" lines In Edward's face , which Is contrary to theories. His cyca are bright and his complexion Is ruddy. Ho Is round shoul dered , biit not 'blcyclo humped , " which U fast besoming another evapbrated supposi tion. In fact , theories , deductions and sup positions bearing upon the possibilities of bicycle riding have rather been swept aside by this young Welshman , who has already ridden more than 23,000 miles this year. Whether he will bo able to continue throughout - , out the year remains to be seen , but , bar ring accident , the odds look to be In his faror. Bicycle riding up a steep grade , according to .physicians , imposes a sudden and .severe strain upon the action of the heart. The remedy U simple. Dismount and trundle your wheel up the grade. Many from a weak and foolish pride refuse to do this. They fancy they will be taken for new rid ers or poor ones , so they tug and push away until they reach the summit of the grade , with their hearts beating a tattoo In their breasts and their faces aflame with unnat ural exertion. Many riders are sensible enough to walk up steep grades. It Is no ejgn of aptness to do foolish things on tha wheel , such as riding up hills that ought to bo'walked , or riding centuries on a hot day , or humping one's ECU like a monkey for the sake of looking like a racer. All tbffo and tnauy other practices Indulged in by weak and weak minded bicyclists are se riously injuring the reputation of the wheel. The Hoard of Trade Bulletin says ; "Tha JBSB of bicycles ( n China Is tomewhat pecu liar. Only the upper or richer classes ride , IHD-llAND bicycles. Omaha Blcye the poor poplo of China hardly having suf ficient to keep body and soul together. Their use is certainly Increasing though nt pres ent there are very few in the country. In the southern portion of China there nre no roads. Narrow paths connect the country villages , whllo across the rlco fields stone- paved nnd very uneven paths from thrco to four feet wide were built hundreds of years ago , nnd by the looks of them do not seem to liavo been touched since that time. It would be Impossible to ride any distance on these stone walks. Foochow has about fifteen miles of good roads , which have been built by the foreign residents. In the north the roads are -very good , varying from fif teen to twenty-five feet In width , and In mauy parts very good nnd level , principally used for heavy wood carts nnd wheelbar rows. Cheap and poor bicycles arc now being manufactured It ) Japan and are hav ing Eorao sale , but American and English machines are generally used. French ma chines are used here , but nre so heavy that American wheels will entirely supersede them. The duty on bicycles Is 5 per cent ad valorem. Bicycles for China should have special namcplatcs and colors. Some natne- plato device such as dragoon , pagoda or characters of the Chinese language denot ing happiness , good luck , speed or lightning might bo popular , and undoubtedly the best color would be red. The brighter the color and the more nickel the better. Of course , It was only a step from bicycle policemen , bicycle messenger boys and bi cycle soldiers to bicycle highwaymen. Still , this new development In the possibilities of the wheel comes.In a startling war. The married couple which was halted and robbed of $500 on a lonely New Jersey road by a man nnd woman on bicycles are likely to look on the wheel as nn Invention of the " "cr this. The encmj distressing thing Is that n wneel woman should turn highway- woman. Two Welsh wheelwomcn who started to ride from Cardiff to Brynamawr In South Wales , going vja Newport and Abcrtllly , were Jecruil and assaulted by women nnd children Who threw stones nt them because they wore "rational" costumes. The perse cution was bitterest at Brynamawr , at the outskirts of tho. town , where the populace is Ignorant and strongly prejudiced. It be came so severe that the wheelwomcn sought refuge In a store and remained there over night , until they received skirts for which they had sent.- This Incident , which was narrated , at length In- the British papers , may be n valuable hint to-bloomer1-wearing Americans who are planning atrlp _ abroad. Miss Jcnnlo Armltage , a buxom country lass of nineteen berry-plcklhg summers and an equal ut/m er 'of qulltlng-bee 'winters , who lives near'New Brunswick , N. J. , found the other day that a , tramp had stolen her bicycle nnd that al ) ihe horses of the place were away. Thereupon , w.lth some clothes line rope'she'made a'.bridle 'and , without any saddle , mounted a steqr. grazing ! In an adjacent field-and-recnpture < l her- wheel after a chase of nine miles. An adjustable bar that adi-.Its of the ex tremes of high and , low positions and nil rnnges between Is put out by an Illinois man. He fits the bar to any wheel. In ap- pearauco the attachment Is neat , but Its construction Is so novel that It Is doubtful If it will find favor among the quieter rid ers. Two plates nre fitted , ono projecting from the top of the head , nnd the other from the under side of the fork crown. The upper plate has a short stem of the size of the handlebar stem , and Is clamped to the head in the same manner. The lower plate Is screwed to the fork crown. Both plates have slight projections nt their outer ends , which projections slip respectively Into the upper and lower ends of a .piece of tubing lying parallel with and directly In front of the head tube of the bicycle. On this tube is removably clamped the handlebar. This may be slipped up and down on the auxil iary he-ad' ' tube , and may be turned up or down ns desired , thus giving on occasion the lowest of low bars , or an extremely high position. A new style of grip is much larger than the ordinary , and will meet with favor from many riders who think a large grip would not cramp the hands so badly as the present styles. The new grip has another peculiar feature. On the top it Is rounded , but on the under side It js Irregular , and conforms to the fingers when clasped around It. A puncture clamp .for tires Is the result of a Chicago thinker's efforts. It has on outer clasp of metal , with a facing of rubber , and Is nfilxed with a thumbscrew. It may be put on in ten seconds , and Its Inventor claims it will temporarily euro the worst leak or cut. IIICVCLISTS AS n.vMcnns. What the line-trie Men IIuvc Done til tli "XVny of SiivliiK Money. F. Ed Spooner , writing on the financial status of well-known bicycle racing men , says : Few of the old-timers are possessed of a competency , In many cases owing to re verses In business since their retirement from the cycle path. One of the old-time riders who is now living upon the money he made Is Harry Tyler , who ranked with the "top notchers" In ' 91 , ' 92 and ' 93 , and also in ' 94 and ' 95 , when he was ono of three to Inaugurate the present reign of honest pro fessionalism. . Tyler lives up in the Adlron- dacks nt Plattsburg , and is known as a gen tleman farmer. Ho saved his money while racing , married happily and Is now a pros perous man. Zimmerman and "Willie" Windle lost money in business failures and have little of the money which the cycle rac ing game yielded to them In the years gone by. by.The The leading five men of the present day are all large money makers and In several instances are men of means as the direct re sult of their racing. Of these five. Gardiner. Cooper. Bald , Major Taylor and Orlando Stevens , Cooper is the best fixed. The De troit boy , when he started racing , was a clerk at (5 a week. Now he Is a wealthy man , having over J20.000 well Invested nnd an Income from bis Investment of $12.50 a week. Cooper struck it rich , as the saying goes , when he Invested his all in telephone stock In Detroit. This stock doubled in value and Is away above par now. Cooper is still placing money in the company and stands fair to finish his racing Independ ently rich. Ho Is assured of n life compe tency right now , nnd is one of the happiest men on the path and incldently ono of the hardest workers. Gardiner Is aUo well-to-do and has won over one-tenth of all the money offered on the circuit this season , or nearly } 2.000 In three months. He has von much la addi tion to this and has laid by much of his money. Gardiner does not squander his money , but is a free spender and does not save as much as he should. "Eddie" Bald's probable savings have proved a problem for all to guess at during the last seasons. Bald has made a mint of money and has It banked but not Invested to U Is laid. He Is al ways handy with Urge amounts of cash when there is a bet to be made , and Is : . I durtnjr coannemeni. Le Co. | perirnced phynlclan In. attendant of the lurklctt men a * betting thnt ever came over the ted , Bald made money on the last election and by his own testimony bet 13,000 to $1.000. Ho probably has $20.000 In safe pliers. Major Taylor , the colored bar. Is making bay while the sun shines and has won over $2,000 $ this season. He won a lot last season nnd has laid bis money by. Major came of poor but honest parents , as the copy Ijooks say , and knows full well the value of money. He Is not tight-fisted , but maintains an even keel nnd quietly adds to a private hoard , the location of which no ouo knows. Orlnndo Slovens has won $2,000 this yenr , or very cloao to It , and Stevens has a fat bank ac count out In Iowa , where It Is said ho will finally settle down as a gentleman farmer , providing he does not go to California , his favorite state. WHISPERINGSJJF THE WHEEL Brick Kuhn of Chicago who recently Joined the ranks of local bicycle dealers , has Invited his wheelmen friends to participate In a run and grand plc-nlc today. Mr. Kuhn spent his boyhood days on a fruit farm , which Is located about five miles northeast of Council Bluffs , and as his parents still own the place and live there , ho has planned a grand outing for local wheelmen today. Ho has Invited all of the local bicycle clubs to Join him and also expects about half the membership of the Owl club and Ganymede Wheelmen of Council Bluffs to go along. The start will be made from his store , on Fourteenth street , at 0:30 : this morning , and a more pleasant time for starting a run dur ing this hot weather could not have been chosen. At Council Bluffs the party will be Joined by the Bluffs wheelmen and will proceed immediately to the farm. Mr. Kuhn says he has ordered two big wagonloads of watermelons hauled to a shady spot , so that they will have ample time to cool by the time the boys are ready to devour them. The farm boasts a fine vineyard , apple orchard and plenty of plum trees , all of which are loaded with fine , rlpo fruit , and these will all bo at the disposal of the vis itors. "And you can say In your paper for the benefit of the local wheelmen that have not been Invited , " Bald Mr. Kuhn , "that I am pretty easy to get acquainted with , and I will be glad to have any and all of them who want to enjoy a Sunday outing In the country , and a general good tlmo , Join us. They will be Just as welcome as my Inti mate friends nnd acquaintances. " A large party from the Omaha Wheel club , the Tourists and the Turners will make the trip , and It Is expected that Mr. Kuhn will have at least 200 wheelmen to entertain. The Nebraska state blcyclo circuit , which has been quite a successful one , considering that this Is an off year in racing , will close at Beatrice tomorrow evening. Friday the boys raced nt Llncojn on the one-mile track at Lincoln park. It was expected by local rating enthusiasts that at this meet Gadke would make , a killing , as a mile track la where he shines , but he was unable to do better than one third , which was In the mile open , whllo George Melersteln , another local flyer , took third In the half-mile race. This is the second big disappointment Gadke's admirers have suffered this season , as he was expected to make a showing at In dianapolis , but he failed. It can truthfully be said , however , that he Is In better con dition and riding faster this season than ever before , but he Is out of luck , so to speak. Vlco Consul Benson has not as yet compiled the table , showing the standIng - Ing of the riders upon the circuit , but will probably to do so Immediately upon Its clos ing tomorrow evening. The table will ap pear in these columns la next Sunday's issue. It does not follow Just because a man carries the title of champion that ho Is Invincible. Frank Kraemer was beaten In four of the five amateur championships at Indianapolis , nnd yet won the fifth , the one-mile event , which carries with It the title of amateur champion of the United States for 1898. At the very next meet In which ho competed ho had all that he could do to quit even with Ray Dawson , the Intercolleglato champion. No one can rob him of the title of champion of 1S98. but he will never be given credit for being pre-eminently the best amateur rider in the country until he has duplicated the per formances of Zimmerman in days of old , or Peabody last season , or Bald in the professional ranks. James Michael , the all but dethroned king of middle-distance riders , and David G. Shafer , his mentor , manager and trainer , have agreed to disagree. It was generally conceded when Shafer took hold of the midget that he was not actuated by philan thropic motives. In fact , it Is a notorious fact that Shafer always looks out for num- bery'one. ' There were rumors and rumors of trouble last season , but whatever trouble there was was patched up and Shafer con tinued to direct the fortunes of the Welch- man. Again this season tbo rumors devel oped into shape that gave evidence that there certainly was something tangible back of them and now It has been acknowledged that there is trouble that cannot be patched up. Michael Is dissatisfied. He thinks he has been "easy spending money" for his trainer and is determined , as soon ns his present contract expires , to flnd another manager and there are plenty who would like to direct his fortunes who will not in sist on being the "whole thing. " Michael has made far from a mint of money out of the four races already run , as his pacing ex penses have been heavy and he got the loser's end of the purse in two of them. Nor wag there enough in It for Shafer to make him very deep In velvet , as he did not do enough betting on the outsldo to pull him through. Michael has been dissatisfied with the small amount of his net earnings and there Is said to have been moro trouble about money settlements between the two. Bald and Cooper have met , and the "best" man ( at loafing on the track ) won the race. What a great mess two of the foremost racing men in tbo country made of it In their recent match race at Indianapolis dur ing the national meet ! In winning the event in the great tlmo of nearly 8:00 : for a mile race Bald does not prove that ho Is the best man by any means. It proves nothing. The race was a farce , and it Is certain that the public will not stand for much more on the same order. The only way to settle the question between Bald and Cooper Is to start them at opposite sides of the track , the man reaching his tape first to be de clared the winner. The returning pilgrims from Indianapolis bring pretty well backed stories that the League of American Wheelmen Is more than likely to cut loose from the racing game at the next national assembly. A pretty well authenticated statement is also made that while the league will wash Its hands officially of the control of the racing game , President Potter is working at a scheme whereby It can bo banded over to league members al ready now directly Interested In Its manage ment and in addition to them some personal boomers of himself , who have longed for a finger .In the racing pie. The new scheme U said to be about to take the form of an auxiliary association of some kind. In other words , while the League of American Wheel men wilt not control It officially , the pow ers that bo In ' present racing depart ment are to run ihe game , of course , for what there is in it for themselves. Do you want a good glass of champagne ? Cook's Imperial Is an extra dry wine with a delicious boquet. Send your out of town friends three photogravures of the Exposition. Only t n centi. The Bee office has them. " . * UM 1 CUTTliJO and fitting school : A a I'ULlllt Mnjor General Fitzhngh Lea DlscuMcs the Situation in the Island , MAINTENANCE OF PEACE AND ORDER I'ltrrioflc of Mltltnrr Occupation lijr the f lilted Stntm ! ) < > < \ < > t Antic ipate Opposition on the 1'nrt of the Cnlinns , JACKSONVILLE. Fla. , Aug. 24. In the Florida camps nnd cities the war Is no longer discussed. The question of supreme Importance now concerns the plans for the reconstruction of Cuba. "What will be the political future of the Island ? " "How ex. tensive Is the military occupation to be ? " nnd Inquiries of similar Import are the first to be- put by every man who has returned from Cuba slnco the signing of the proto col. There Is probably no other man In the country who can speak with to much author ity or so Interestingly on this subject as Major General Fltzhugh Lee. Slnco the probability of his appointment as military governor of Cuba during the period of Amer ican occupation became a well-defined cer tainty General Lee has maintained a digni fied silence , refusing to talk for publication. Before he was summoned to Washington , however , while still in command of the Seventh Army corps in Jacksonville , he talked freely with The Bee's correspondent In regard to the subject of Cuba's political future , as he was then able to do In nn un official capacity. From the tone of these utterances there Is no doubt that General Lee understands and Is In complete accord with the views of the administration with regard to the treatment of the Cuban situa tion. General Lee said : "The rules and regulations prescribing the course to be followed on the Island of Cuba , now that the war Is over , will bo decided upon by the government of the United States , but only so far as to embrace a provisional control upon the part of the United States , pending the formation of a government which will have the approval and consent of a majority of the \otcrs of the island , as decreed and set forth by their representatives assembled in legislative con ference. "Without , of course , being able to fore shadow the policy of the government of the United States , it may be said that during the transition state from Spanish to "home" rule this government will insist upon peace and order everywhere , upon full security to human life , nnd upon a strict maintenance of property rights of all classes and na tionalities. In order to effect that purpose It will bo necessary to have an armed occu pation by the United States troops as a sort of constabulary , or. In other words , as a guaranty to the people who are now on the Island , and to those who may hereafter come , that law- and order and pence will bo Insisted upon In all portions of Cuba. "In taking this action the United States can scarcely be accused of an Intention to Interfere in any way , shape or form with the government of the island , which it Is perfectly willing to leave to the people them selves , provided the guaranties as before stated arc satisfactory. A ( incHtloii for the Future. "Whether Cuba will ultimately become a republic , or later be merged Into an. Ameri can colony , and later still possibly Into an American state , Is a question for the future and for the people of the Island to determine. By proving to the Spanish soldlera and resi dents who elect to remain there and to Spanish merchants and property holders and others that a safe nnd suitable government will be assured them , and that their rights will be respected In every particular as strictly as the , rights of all other classes of citizens , It Is to bo hoped that their assist ance may be obtained , with that of the con servative Cubans and Americans , In forming a government which will be sufficient for all purposes and which will remain as formed until those Interested , under forms of law , shall proceed to change It. "The solution of the problem of establish ing a fair and stabla government In Cuba does not present any insurmountable diffi culties. It Is almost certain that the Inter ests of the people from the United States and other countries who are In Cuba now or who settle there In the future will become too great to be exposed to revolutionary riots , even should there be found an ele ment disposed to them. The Spaniards and the foreign-born inhabitants of tbo island will undoubtedly realize that It is to their advantage to work In harmony with the conservative and law-abiding portion of the natives for the strict observance of the rights of all. "It Is difficult to say how many American troops will be required for the occupation of Cuba during the period pending the or ganization of a stable and efficient local government. The number should be suffi cient to inspire confidence In the complete preservation of order , so that capital and enterprise will not bo afraid to invade the island and do their part in the work of its restoration to peaceful prosperity. The change will no doubt be gradual , the United States troops taking the place of the Spanish soldiery as fast as the latter are withdrawn from the various garrisons. As the mission of the Americans Is to preserve order and not to wage war , U will scarcely be necessary to move them Into Cuba In numbers equal to those of the retiring Span- lards. It may seem wise , however , to the government of the United States to take- ad vantage of this opportunity to give some of the volunteer soldiers who did not have the opportunity to participate In the active hostilities a chance to secure a somewhat more thorough military training than they have thus far obtained. This consideration may lend to the employment of n larger body of men than would otherwise be used , and to the taking of some of the newer volunteer regiments for this service. A Friendly MUnlon. "It Is not conceivable that the native in habitants of Cuba will receive the troops of the United States in any unfriendly or hostile spirit. They must realize that It Is to the arms of the United States that they owe their speedy deliverance from Spanish rule , that the mission of the United States In the Island Is not one of conquest , but of friendly concern for the establishment of order , and that It is to their advantage , as well as to that of the other residents In the Island , to make the task as light as pos sible. "An encouraging factor In the problem of Cuba's political future Is presented by the attitude of the provisional government , as explained by their representatives In this country and by the emissary who has Just come from their headquarters In Cuba. From this It appears that those who now control the administration of civil affairs In the Island art willing and anxious to as sist to the fullest extent of their power In bringing about the establishment of a suit able and satisfactory government. It seems to be no part of their plan to seize the reins of government or even to hold the authority that has already been entrusted to them , as was attempted In the case of some of the South American countries on the achievement of their independence. On the contrary , the terms under which the present civil administration exists , and which It has declared its intention of respecting , pro vide for the calling of an assembly repre senting as nearly as possible all classes In and to turn over to this assembly Ihplr present iwthorlty nnd leovo to It the tuik of conitnictltiK a uew.goternmtnt. * 'ThU procedure , If curried out , will bo the > first iitep taken by the Cutanna under the protection of the United States toward their own government as a free ptone. Us con duct will be. In a measure , a test of the ability o ( the Cubnn people to control nnd direct their own affairs. To the American who has watched the successful operation of our own constitution It will doubtlcs * bean an encouraging Indication that the political leaders of the Cuban people seem disposed to accept Its principles ncd general outline for their own government. "Tho greatest need of Cuba at tbo present time is p aec peace In which to bind up nnd heal the wounds Indicted by a tevcro nnd devastating war pence In which to develop her rich resources and to gain a start on the high road to prosperity pe.oco guar anteed by every safeguard which her own people nnd the people who have finally achieved her Independence can provldq. " TOLU OUT OP COfltT. It has been Judicially decided by the superior court of Lake county , California. In n recent case thnt hell-fire Is n hot nnd sizzling reality. The facts of the case , as gathered from the newspapers , nre ns fol lows : A belligerent school trustee named Shclton Kyle went Into n school taught by Mrs. Julln Sherwood to chastise some puplli who had been annoying him. The teacher strenuously objected to the proposed cnstl- gatton of her flock , when Kyle blurted out : "You nre ns fit to teach school ns hell Is for a powder house. " Ho then left , banging the door behind him. Mrs. Sherwood con sulted a lawyer nnd sued old man Kyle for slander , asking $1.000 damages. Complain ant set forth that Kyle's remark was slanderous , because It imputed nn entire absence of qualifications In Mrs. Sherwood for her position as school teacher. This conclusion was deduced from the general belief that hell Is a hot place , and , being so , Is evidently unfitted for a powder house. It therefore followed that. If Mrs. Sher wood was no moro fitted for her place than hell was for a powder house , she was not fitted for her place nt all. This position being reached , It logically followed that Kyle's remark became slanderous. Defendant's attorney demurred to the complaint on the ground that It did not state a cause of action In that It did not appear that hell was an Improper place for a powder factory , that the worst that could bo said of hell was that It Is a "place of torment , " that it contained no heat what ever and might therefore bo an excellent place for n powder bouse or a cold storage warehouse. The plaintiff's attorney directed the at tention of the court to the Sermon on the Mount nnd pointed out In the twenty-second verse of the fifth chapter of the gospel , nc- cordlng to St. Matthew , these words : "But whosoever shall sav , Thou fool , shall be in danger of hell-fire. " Hell-fire ! There is the very thing Itself. The court recognized the Sermon on the Mount as giving authentic Information re garding the presence of fire In hell and held that , all things considered , hell cer tainly was not a fit place for a powder bouse. Such being the case , In the opinion of the court , Kyle's remark was slanderous per so and therefore actionable. The Issue being thus Joined the case went to trial. Mrs. Sherwood carried the day with flyIng - Ing colors. The Jury rendered a verdict awarding her damages in the full amount asked. "Our cleverest work , " said the old lawyer to the Chicago Post man , remintscently , "is not always done in court. " "No ? " sartl the young man Inquiringly. "Decidedly not , " replied the old lawyer. "Possibly you could give an Illustration , " suggested the young man. "Undoubtedly I could. " replied the old lawyer. "In fact. I was thinking of the case of an irascible old fellow who once kicked a servant out of the house. " "For what reason ? " "Principally because ie was angry , but I will have to confess that I have forgotten the exact occasion for his anger. I believe there was a difference of opinion as to the amount of wages the man was entitled to. At any rate the testy old gentleman put himself inthe , wrong when he ejected the man with violence of both language and nctlon , and the man was smart enough to know it. He hunted up a lawyer Immedi ately and put the case in his hands , and then I was called in. The wrathy old fel low was mad clear through , and ho was going to fight the case all the way up to the highest court and back again it neces sary. However , ho was n personal friend of mine and I didn't want to see him waste his money foolishly , so I advised him to compromise It. " 'Not if he offers to compromise for 10 cents ! ' he asserted vociferously. 'I'll fight this case clear to the limit , no matter what It costs. ' "I argued with Vim , but It was no use. He'd pay me anything I wanted to fight the case , but ho wouldn't pay /tho / plaintiff a cent. I suppose I would have been Justified under the circumstances In going ahead and letting him run Into a lot of expensive and useless litigation , but I didn't like to do it Just the some. So I went to see the lawyer on the other side. Ho knew ho had a good case , but he also knew that my client had lots of money and could make a prolonged and costly fight. Consequently he was In clined to bo reasonable. He hunted up hie client and talked It over with htm , and the client said he would compromise for $25 clear for himself. His lawyer made a very reasonable charge , and I closed with them both on the spot and paid them. Then I went back to my client , told him I had put up such a blurt that he never would bear of the caeo again , turned In a bill that covered the cost of the settlement I had effected , and bo paid It without a murmur. He sometimes speaks to mo now of the clever work I did In that case , but he doesn't know how clever It really w/as and what a lot of cash it saved him. " air PAWS A SOJEU. I ketched a llckln' th' other day , Up nt school an' Its jes this way : Cv Jones hp says as how my Paw "Was off a flh'htln' , with his Jaw. " He snld he'd paired off with Bill Bryan An' was down a' Jacksonville a tryln Tcr spoil th' hardtack trust , An' he'd do et er he'd bust. Ho offered odds , Jes sixteen to one That Paw had never shot a un Ner seen n Spanish , live er < JW , So I got mad an' punched his head. T ketched It offul after school ; Teacher used his golden rule That's why I'm walkln' kinder Inme. An' can't set down ain't et n shame ? JAMES L. WHITTINGIIAM. Omaha , Neb A AVOMA.VS COXSClIiXCK. It Pricked Her After She Had I'Jnyeil the Trlclc. ' 'I wonder If street railways have any such things as conscience funds ? " she asked her husband at dinner the other evening , relates the Washington Star. "Because of they have , I'm going to trlall one of them a cent. " Of course hn wanted to know about It. "Well , she aald. "I called upon Mrs. Glg- larnps this afternoon. You know she's moved away over to the west end. After I came away , possesilng a sort of feeling that I wasn't particularly strong In a monetary way , I looked into my purse as I stood waitIng - Ing for the car. My suspicion had been cor rect. I only had four pennies. N6w , you know that I couldn't go Into a drug store and ek the proprietor for a penny I might have been arrested for begging had I done that , might I not ? and yet it was , of course. Impossible for ma to walk borne from Mrs. Qiglamps' . So I evolved a craXty $35.00 , $25.00 . $17.00 Cleveland , Model , "D" and "f. " Do not fail to call and BOO the wheels vrhilo at llio Fx- position , or write for prices , etc. Midland Cycle Company , II. II , HAYFOKI ) , .Manager , 410 North 16th Street. - - Omaha , Nebraska Standard 1 PER CENT Bicycles , OFF. AS LONG AS THEY LAST , BICYCLES Oilier new wheels from $18 up. Second hand wheels from $5.00 up Renting , Repairing. H. E. 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Iodide potash and still have aches and pains , Mucous Patches In mouth , Sore Throat , Pimples , Cop per Colored Spots , t'lctrs on any part of the body. Hair or Eyebrows falling out , it Is this secondary Wo Ouarantee to Uura We solicit the most obstinate cases and challenge the world for a case we cannot cure. This disease has always baffled the skill of tha most eminent physicians. 1600.000 capital behind our uncondi tional guaranty Absolute proofs sent sealed on application. 100 page book sent free. AUilrein COOK UKJIKDY CO. , 1481 Mnnonlo Temple , Ohlcnuo. 111. scheme really , I begin to grow ashamed of the awful things I think of in emergen cies and I put It into effect. I took the four pennies out of my purse and held them In my hand. Then I stepped Into the car , as bold as you please. It was an open car. I Jingled the pcnnlej in my hand absentmindedly - mindedly apparently , that Is when the conductor came along in my direction for my faro. Just as ho got within a few feet of me , and a curve in the line providen tially favoring me , I gave a llttlo screech and the pennies flew out of my hand , I pre tended that the lurch of the car had done it. The conductor looked sympathetic be was really an amiable man and said he d pick the pennies up. He groped around and found the whole four of them under the seats. Of course he couldn't find tbo fifth. I told him tbo five pennies had comprised my entire funds. " 'Never mind , lady , ' said he ; 'I'll find the other penny when all the passengers are out at the end of the line'and I thanked him hypocritically. Wasn't It dreadful ? " "And you talk about my being foxy ! " said her husbaud. "Why , I'm not a marker. " It Cured the Child. About one month rgo my child , which ls fifteen months old , had an auack of diar rhoea accompanied by vomiting ; . I sent for a physician and It was under hla care for a week. At this tlmo the child v/aa having about twenty-five operations of the bowels every twelve hours , and I was con vinced unless it soon obtained relief U would not live. Chamoerlaln's Colic , Chol era and Diarrhoea Remedy was recom. mended and I decided to try it. I soon noticed a change for the better ; by Its con tinued use a complete cure wag brought about and it is now perfectly healthy C. L. Doggs , Stumptown , Gllmer Co. , W. Va , ttvldeiitlr In I.ove. Cleveland Plain Dealer : They watched the couple stroll up the beach from the boat. "I suppose their engagement will bo an nounced tomorrow , " said the girl In blue. "Ob , no , It won't , " answered the girl in gray. "Out they've been out in a boat together fishlcg all the afternoon , " I know It. " 'Well , don't you supposa he seized the opportunity to propose ? " 'I know bo didn't " 'How do you know ? " 'He's actually brought back some Dih. 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