THE OMAHA DAILY UEE : SUNDAY , AUGUST 28 , 1898. 11 $ x > Mxxxxxx xx Mgr < j * * > wx > > . < ry"l l ' xv i > . 'v * < M < , > > . r9i'jrrr * The partial failure of the meet at In dianapolis , coupled with the steady falling off In members , have given vitality to the inquiry , "What Is the matter with the League of American Wheelmen. " The thoughtless answer , "It's all right. " But It Is not. Its warmest supporters admit the presence of dangerous microbes in the organization , and foresee dissolution unless radical changes arc made In Its plans. Among the supporters of the league the New York Tribune holds hlsh rank , nnd deservedly BO. Its comment on the present condition is weighted with the friendship of years nnd Is entitled to serious consid eration. "In 1897 , " says the Tribune , "the membership in the organization was more than 100.000 , but this year the number has dwindled down to a little more than 80,000. The thinking men of the league arc losing much sleep trying to find out the cause for this slump , and many of them have come to the conclusion that the racing has had much to do with the falling off In membership - ship nnd the decreased Interest taken In the work of the .organization by many of Us members. The opinion that racing should bo divorced from the League of" American Whpelmcn has steadily grown during the last two years. When tbp New York division first made its fight agalnsl racing at the National assembly at Bnltl ; , more two years ago t the other dlylslonsi thought that this division was merely mak ing a "bluff , " and Chief Consul Potter and ; bis friends were laughed Into silence. Re cently several of the other stat'es have come out opetily In favor of abandonlng racl.ng. With New-Yark , Massachusetts and New- Jersey , banded together on this Issue and with ssyeral of the , other states ready to follow such a lead , It can be seen that the coming assembly at Providence fn February is sure to bo aJively one.- This antl-raclpg program will'be ths ulnnk on which some of the state candidates will win or lose , In the coming sjato elections. " The plan advocated by. the'Tribune' for the control of racing eceuis to be the bdst ono yet succested. Allow each state to clccUor appoint a man vho ; will have charge of the racing Interests tor that dlstrjct. Then let hese men cct , tpscther" and form a national organization , wlttiln the league , yeti separated in , every way from Ml other league work. It mlsht be' called the "Na tional.'Racing Board" or the "National Racing association , " nnd there , need be no League of American Wheelmen attached to it In any way. Racing properly controlled In , thls way would have the respect and confidence of the public , and the sport , which baa deteriorated , this year , can be brought back to public favor. At a meeting held In New York recently of the board directors of the National-Board oI'Traao of Cycle'ManufactUreM several de cisions were reached affecting the trade for the coming season. Among other matters It' was agreed'to continue the sixty days' guarantee given by the dealer to the pur- ob'aser. This length of time has been found satisfactory , and It was decided It should bo cpnllnu.cal. The prop.psltlori. to hold a t'rado convention was hurried Into an early gravei , The board d'ccWed.flat-footed agalnat l It seemed , the general opinion that the coming season had alrca'dy been laid out. and that little was to'be gained by a gath ering' that would ' involve considerable ex pense to all concerned. .The.trade patterns In cycles and accessorial ha ? already been determined by most housee , and It would nit be feasible to change them after A con vention. It was admitted that if a conven tion could have been held In July or earlier much . 'good might nave resulted from it. The long-debated question of a cycle enow a aln occupied the time of the-board. It was decided not to hold one this winter or spring , and not to sanction any cycle ehpw "that .mlgh't bo arranged byl concerns ' ' " ' beard. From o'eyond' the "jurisdiction' the the. expressions of opinion It seemed as if the determination , to refrain from cycle hews was strong , and svould be continued year "after year. Last year It was n ques tion for. current discussion whether the board would not find It disadvantageous to abstain from the annual exposition. The manufacturers appear to have thought oth erwise , however-and they "ore firm against ttie , cycle shovri Since January 1 , 1S9S , E. S. Edwards , otherwise "Teddy" Ed\yards , has ridden more than. S3.000 miles o'n his bicycle. He rides 100 mlleg every day. rain or shine , blizzard or sirocco , and Intend * to keen' It up until the year Is out. Moreover , he weighs five pounds moro than ho did on the day ho started his heart breaking , nerve racking ride and says ho never felt better In , hla life. In appearance Edwards does not look the othleto ho Is , being below middle height , weighing only 120 pounds and having a physique In almost every particular under the' average of measurement : His legs lone'betray the secret of his power. While the tipper portion of his body 'la notde-t , veloped to any great extent his Jegs are bunches of muscles , supple when at rest , but capable of assuming the hardness of Iron with slight effort. His shouhlcr muscles arc good , as these are brought Into play-by leaning over the handlebar of his wheel. The rest of the upper portion of his body-looks no stronger than that of thousands of clerks who get very Irttle exercise. His legs are a study for an anatomist , bis thigh nnd sprinting tnuscles being wonderfully developed. There Is a noticeable lack of "scorcher" lines in Edward's face , which is contrary to theories. His eyes are bright and his complexion Is ruddy. Ho Is round shouldered dered- hilt not 'bicycle bumped. " which la fast becoming another evap&rat'ed supposi tion. , In fact , theories , deductions and sup positions bearing upon the possibilities of bicycle riding bave rather been swept ' aside by this young Welshman , who ba's. already ridden -more than 23,000 miles this year. Whether he will bo able to continue throughout - , out the year remains to be seen , but , bar ring accident , the odds look to be In bis faror. Bicycle riding up a steep grade , according to physicians. Imposes a sudden and , eevero strain upon the action of the heart. The remedy is simple. Dismount and trundle your wheel up ths grade. Many from a weak and foolish pride refuse to do this. They fancy they will be taken for new rid ers or poor ones , so they tug and push away until they reach the summit of the grade , with their hearts beating a tattoo In their breasts and their faces aflame with unnat ural exertion. Many riders are sensible enough to walk up steep grades. It is no jgn of aptness to do foolish things on the wheel , such as riding up bills that ought to bo'walked , or riding centuries on a hot day , or humping one's self like a monkey for the cake of looking' like a racer. All tb.f o and many other practices indulged In by weak and weak minded bicyclists are se riously injuring the reputation of the wheel. The Board of Trade Bulletin says : "The jiie of bicycles ( n China Is somewhat pecu liar. Only tbo upper or richer classes ride , the poor people of China hardly having suf ficient to keep body nnd soul together. Their use Is certainly Increasing though nt pres ent there arc very few In the country. In the southern portion of China there arc no roads. Narrow paths connect the country villages , whllo across the rice fields stone- paved nnd very uneven paths from three to four feet wide were built hundreds of years ago , and by the looks of them do not seem to have been touched since that time. U would be Impossible to ride any distance on these stone walks. Foochow has about fifteen miles of good roads , which have been built by the foreign residents. In the north the roads are 'very good , varying from llf- teen to twenty-five feet In width , nnd In maiiy parts very good and level , principally used for heavy wood carts and wheelbar rows. Cheap nnd poor bicycles arc now being manufactured in Japan and are hav ing sorno eale , but American and English machines ore generally used. French ma chines arc used here , but are so heavy that American wheels will entirely supersede them. The duty on bicycles Is 5 per cent ad valorem , Bicycles for China should have special namcplatcs and colors. Some namePlate - Plato device such us dragoon , pagoda or characters of the Chinese language denot ing happiness , 'good luck , speed or lightning might bo popular , and undoubtedly the beat color would bo red. The brighter the color and the more nickel the better. Of course , It was only a step from bicycle policemen , bicycle messenger boys nnd bi cycle soldiers to bicycle .highwaymen. Still , this new development in'the possibilities of the wheel comes.in a startling way. The married couple which was halted and robbed of $500 on a lonely New Jersey road by a man nndvoman on bicycles are likely to look on the wheel as an Invention of the enemy r.t > r this. The distressing thing Is that n wueelwoman should turn highway- woman. Two Welsh wheehvomcn who started to ride from Cardiff to Brynamawr In South Wales , going via Newport and Abertllly , were Jeoral and assaulted by women and children who threw stones at them because they \\ore "rational" costumes. The pers'e- cutlon was bitterest at Brynamawr , at the outskirts of tho. town , where the populace is Ignorant and strongly prejudiced. It be came so severe that the wheelwomen sought refuge in n store and remained there over night , until they received skirts for which they had sent.i This Incident , which was narrated , at length lrvtbo , Brltl'sh papers , may be a valuable.hint tO'bloomerwearing Americans who are planning a trip abroad. > . _ : 3 Miss Jennie Arniitage11 .a buxom country lass of nineteen berry plckltig summers nnd an equal ni/m er "of"rjulltingbee 'winters , who lives ncar'New Brunswick ; N. J. , found the other day that a , .tramp had stolen her bicycle nnd ttiat alf ahe horsqs of the place were away. Thereupon , i\ith some clothes line rope'she-made a'cbrldle iand , without any saddle , , mounted a steflc. grazlngt In an adjacent field-and-recaptured her--wheel after a chase of nine miles. An adjustable bar .that adults of the. ex tremes of high .anil. , low. positions and. . all ranges between Is put out by an Illinois man. He fits the bar to any wheel. In appearance - pearanco the attachment is neat , but Its ' construction , is so 'novel ttiat It is doubtful If , It will find 'favor among the quieter rid ers. Two plates are fitted , one projecting from the top of the head , and the other from the under side of the fork crown. The upper plate has a short stem of the size of the han'dlebar-'etem , nnd fs clamped to the head In the same manner. The lower plate Is screwed _ to the fork crowp. _ Both plates have sllg'ht projections at their outer ends , which projections slip respectively Into the upper and lojver ends of a .ptece of tubing lying parallel with and directly In front of the head tube of the bicycle. On this tube Is removably clamped the handlebar. ThU may be slipped up and down on the auxil iary boad'tube , and may be turned up or down as desired , thus giving on occasion the lowest of low bars , or an extremely high position. A new style of grip Is much largsr than the ordinary , and will meet with favor from many riders who think a large grip would not cramp the hands so badly as the present styles. The new grip has another peculiar feature. On the top it Is rounded , but on the under siilo It. ja irregular , and conforms to the fingers when clacpcd. . around U. A puncture clamp.for tires Is the result ol a Chicago thinker's efforts. It has an 'outer clasp of metal , with a facing of rubber , and Is affixed with a thumbscrew. It may be put on In ten seconds , and its Inventor claims it will temporarily cure the worst leak or cut. DICVCLISTS AS DAMCERS. What ( lie. . Itnolnir Men Have Done tn ihe War of Saving Money. F. Ed Spooner , writing on the financial status of well-known bicycle racing men , says : Few of the old-timers are possessed of a competency. In many cases owing to re verses In business since their retirement from the cycle path. One of the old-time riders who is now living upon the money he made is Harry Tyler , who ranked with the "top notchers" in ' 91 , ' 92 and ' 934 and also In ' 94 and ' 95 , when he was one of three to Inaugurate the present reign of honest , pro fesslonallsm. . Tyler lives up in the Adlron- dacks nt Plattsburg , and Is known as a gen tleman farmer. Ho saved his money while racing , married happily and is now a pros perous man. Zimmerman and "Willie" Windle lost money In business failures and have little of the money which the cycle rac Ing game yielded to them In the years gone by. by.Tho The leading .five men of the present day are all large money makers and In several Instances are men of means as the direct re sult of their racing. Of these five , Gardiner , Cooper , Bald , Major Taylor and Orlando Stevens , Cooper is the best fixed. The DC trolt boy , when he started racing , was a clerk at $3 a week. Now he Is a wealthy man , having over $20,000 well Invested and an Income from bis investment of M2.50 a week. Cooper struck It rich , as the saying goes , when he Invested his all in telephone stock In Detroit. This stock doubled In value and is away above par now. Cooper Is still placing tconcy in the company and stands fair to finis * ) his racing Independ ently rich. Ho Is assured of a life cotnpe tcncy right now , .and Is one of the happiest men on the.path and incldently one of the hardest workers. Gardiner is also well-to-do and has won over one-tenth of all the money offered on the circuit this season , or nearly $2,000 In three months. He has won much In addi tion to this and has laid by much of his money. Gardiner does not squander bis money , but Is a free spender and does not save as much as he should. "Eddie" Bald's probable savings bave proved , a problem fpr all to guess at during the last seasons. Bald has made a mint of money and has It banked but not Investsd , to it Is said. He is al ways bandy with large amounts of cash when there U t\ bet to be made , and is one of the Iticktcut men betting that ever came over the sod , Bald made money on the nst election and by his own testimony bet $3,000 $ to $1,000. He probably has $20,000 In safe places. Major Taylor , the colored boy , Is making tiay while the sun shines and has won over 12,000 this season. He won a lot last season ind has laid his money by. Major came of poor but honest parents , as the copy brooks my , nnd knows full well the value of money. Ho Is not tight-fisted , but maintains an even keel nnd quietly adds to a prlruto hoard , the location of which no ono knows. Orlando Stevens has won $2,000 this year , or very close to it , and Stevens has a fat bank ac count out In Iowa , where It Is said ho will finally settle down as a gentleman farmer , providing he does not go to California , bis favorite state. WHISPERINGSOF THE WHEEL _ Brick Kuhn of Chicago who recently joined the ranks of local bicycle dealers , has Invited his wheelmen friends to participate in n run and grand plc-nlc today. Mr. Kuhn spent his boyhood days on a fruit farm , which Is located about five miles northeast of Council Bluffs , and as his parents still own the place and live there , he has planned a grand outing for local wheelmen today. Ho has Invited all of the local bicycle clubs to join him and also expects about half the membership of the Owl club and Ganymede Wheelmen of Council Bluffs to go along. The start will be made from his store , on Fourteenth street , at 6:30 : this morning , and a more pleasant time for starting a run dur ing this hot weather could not have been chosen. At Council Bluffs the party will be joined by the Bluffs wheelmen and will proceed Immediately to the farm. Mr. Kuhn says be has ordered two big wagonloads of watermelons hauled to a shady spot , so that they will have ample time' to cool by the time the boys are ready to devour them. The farm boasts a fine vineyard , apple orchard and plenty of plum trees , all of which are loaded with fine , ripe fruit , and these will all be at the disposal of the vis itors. "And you can say In your paper for the benefit of the local wheelmen that have not been Invited , " said Mr. Kuhn , "that I am pretty easy to get acquainted with , and I will be glad to have any and all of them who want to enjoy a Sunday outing In the country , and a general good time , join us. They will be Just as welcome as my inti mate friends and acquaintances. " A large party from the Omaha Wheel club , the Tourists and the Turners will make the trip , and it is expected that Mr. Kuhn will have at least 200 wheelmen to entertain. The Nebraska state bicycle circuit , which has been quite a successful one , considering that this is an off year in racing , will 'close nt Beatrice tomorrow evening. Friday the boys raced at Llncojn on the one-mile track at Lincoln park. It was expected by local racing enthusiasts that at this meet Gadke would make .a killing , as a mile track Is where he shines , but he was unable to do better thanone third , which was In the mile open , while George Meiersteln , another'local flyer , took third in the half-mile race. This Is the second big disappointment Gadke's admirers have suffered this season , aa he ' was expected to' make a showing at In dianapolis , but he failed. It can truthfully be said , however , that he Is In better con dition and riding faster this season than ever before , but he is out of' luck , so to speak. Vice Consul Benson has not as yet compiled the table , showing the standIng - Ing of the riders upon the circuit , but will probably to do so immediately upon its clos ing tomorrow evening. The table will ap pear in these columns In next Sunday's issue. It does not follow Just because a man carries the title of champion that he is Invincible. Frank Kraemer was beaten In' four -of the five amateur championships at Indianapolis , and yet won the fifth , the one-mile event , which carries with it the title of amateur champion of the United States for 189S. At the very next meet In which ho competed be had all that be could do to quit even with Ray Dawson , the Intercollegiate champion. No one can rob him of the title of champion of 1898 , but he will never be given credit for being pre-eminently the best amateur rider In the country until he has duplicated the per formances of Zimmerman in days of old , , or Peabody last season , or Bald in the professional ranks. James Michael , the all but dethroned king of middle-distance riders , and David G. Sbafer , bis mentor , manager and trainer , have agreed to disagree. It was generally conceded when Shafer took hold -of the midget that he was not actuated by philan thropic motives. In fact , it is a notorious fact that Shafer always looks out for number - ber 'one. ' There were rumors and rumors 'of trouble last season , but whatever trouble there was was patched up and Shafer con tinued to direct the fortunes of the Welch man. Again this season tbo rumors devel oped into shape that gave evidence that there certainly was something tangible back of , them and now it has been acknowledged that there Is trouble that cannot be patched up. Michael Is dissatisfied. He thinks he has been "easy spending money" for his trainer and is determined , as soon as hi ? present contract expires , to find another manager and there are plenty who would like to direct his fortunes who will not in sist on being the "whole thing. " Michael has made far from a mint of money out of the four races already run , as his pacing ex penses have been heavy and he got the loser's end of the purse in two of them. Nor was there enough In It for Shafer to make him very deep in velvet , as he did not do enough betting on the .outside to pull him through. Michael has been dissatisfied with the small amount of bis net earnings and there Is said to bave'been more trouble about money settlements between the two. > Bald and Cooper have met , and the "best1 man ( at loafing on the track ) won the race. What a great mess two of the foremost racing men in the country made of It in their recent match race at Indianapolis dur ing the national meet ! In winning the event In tbo great time of nearly 8:00 : for a mile race Bald does not prove * that he is the best man by any means. It proves nothing. The race was a farce , and It Is certain that the public will not stand for much more on the same order. The only way to settle the question between Bald and Cooper is to start them at opposite sides of the track , the man reaching his tape first to be de clared the winner. The returning pilgrims from Indianapolis bring pretty well backed stories that the League of American Wheelmen is more than likely to cut loose from the racing game at the next national assembly. A pretty well authenticated statement is also made that while the league will wash Its hands officially of the control of the racing game , President Potter Is working at a scheme whereby It can bo handed over to league members al ready now directly Interested In Its manage ment and In addition to them .some personal boomers of himself , who bave longed for a finger .in the racing pie. The new scheme Is said to be about to take the form of an auxiliary association of some kind. In other words , while the League of American Wheel men will not control It officially , the pow ers that be in the present racing depart ment are to run .he game , of course , for what there is In u for themselves. Do you want a good glass of champagne ? Cook's Imperial Is an extra dry wine wltb a delicious boquet. Bend your out of town friends three photogravures of the Exposition. Only Ua cents. Tbe Bee office baa them. 1 otrpTTStn and ftttlnr cknali CUBA'S ' POLITICAL FUTURE Major General Fitzhngh Le Dlscuwcs the Situation in the Island , MAINTENANCE OF PEACE AND ORDER PnrpoRe of Mllllnrr Occnpntlnn by Ihp United StfUrn Dnei Not Antic ipate Opposition on the Tart ' of the Cubans. JACKSONVILLE. Fla. , Aug. 2 . In the Florida campg nnd cities the war U no longer discussed. The question of supreme. Importance now concerns the plans for the reconitructlon of Cuba. "What will be the political future of the Island ? " "How extensive - tensive Is the military occupation to be ? " and Inquiries of similar Import are the first to be- put by every man who has returned from Cuba since the signing of tbo proto col. There is probably no other man In the country who can speak with to much author ity or so interestingly on this , subject as Major General Fitzhugh Lee. Since the probability of his appointment as military governor of Cuba during the period of Amer ican occupation became a well-defined cer tainty General Lee has maintained a digni fied silence , refusing to talk for publication. Before be was summoned to Washington , however , while still In command of the Seventh Army corps In Jacksonville , he talked freely with The Bee's correspondent In regard to the subject of Cuba's political future , as he was then able to do in an un official capacity. From the tone of these utterances there Is no doubt that General Lee understands and Is In complete accord with the views of the administration with regard to the treatment of the Cuban situa tion. General Lee said : "The rules and regulations prescribing the course to be followed on the Island of Cuba , now that the war Is over , will be decided upon by the government of the United States , but only so far as to embrace a provisional control upon the pert of the United States , pending the formation of a government which will have the approval and consent of a majority of the voters of the Island , as decreed and set forth by their representatives assembled in legislative con ference. "Without , of course , being able to fore shadow the policy of the government of the United States , it may be said that during the transition state from Spanish to "home" rule this government will Insist upon peace and order everywhere , upon full security to human life , and upon a strict maintenance of property rights of all classes and na tionalities. In orderto effect that purpose It will bo necessary to have an armed occu pation by the United States troops 03 a sort of constabulary , or , in other -words , as a guaranty to the people who are now on the Island , and to those who may hereafter come , that law and order and peace will be Insisted upon in all portions of Cuba. "In taking this action the United States can scarcely be accused of on Intention 'to Interfere In any way , shape or form with the government of the Island , which It Is perfectly willing to leave to the people them selves , provided the guaranties aa before stated are satisfactory. A Qneitlon for the Future. "Whether Cuba will ultimately become a republic , or later be merged Into aa Ameri can colony , nnd later still possibly Into an American state , is a question for the future * and for the people of the Island to determine. . By proving to the Spanish soldiers and rest- dents who elect to remain there and to Spanish merchants and property holders and others that a safe and suitable government will be assured them , and that their rights will be respected In every particular as strictly as thq rights of all other classes of citizens , It Is to be hoped that their assist ance may be obtained , with that of the con servative Cubans and Americans , In. forming a government which will be sufficient for 'all purposes and which will remain as formed until these interested , under forma of law , shall proceed to change it. ' 'The solution of the problem of establish ing a fair and stable government la Cuba does not present any insurmountable diffi culties. It is almost certain that the Inter ests of the people from the United States and other countries who are In Cuba now or who settle there in the future will become too great to be exposed to revolutionary riots , even should there be found an ele ment disposed to them. The Spaniards and the foreign-born inhabitants of the Island will undoubtedly realize that it Is to their advantage to work in harmony with the conservative and law-abiding portion of the natives for the strict observance of the rights of all. "It Is difficult to say how many American troops will be required for the occupation of Cuba during the period pending the or ganization of a Bteblo and efficient local government. The number should be suffi cient to inspire confidence in the complete preservation of order , so that capital and enterprise will not bo afraid to invade the island and do their part in the work of Its restoration to peaceful prosperity. The change will no doubt be gradual , the United States troops taking the place of the Spanish soldiery as fast as the latter are withdrawn from the various garrisons. As the mission of the Americans is to , preserve order and not to wage war , U will scarcely be necessary to move them Into Cuba in numbers equal to those of the retiring Span- lards. It may seem wise , however , to the government of the United States to take ad vantage of this opportunity to give some of the volunteer soldiers who did not- have the opportunity to participate in the actlvo hostilities a chance to secure a somewhat more thorough military training than they have thus far obtained. This consideration may lead to the employment of a larger body of men than -would otherwise be used , and to the taking of some of the newer volunteer regiments for this service. A Friendly MUalon. "It it not conceivable that tbo native in habitants of Cuba will receive the troops of the United States In any unfriendly or hostile spirit. They must realize that It Is to the arms of the United States that they owe their speedy deliverance from Spanish rule , that the mission of the United State * In the Island ls not one of conquest , but of friendly concern for the establishment of order , and that It Is to their advantage , aa well as to that of the- other residents In the Island , to make the task as light as pos sible. "An encouraging factor In the problem of Cuba's political future Is presented by the attitude of the provisional government , as explained by their representatives In this country and by the emissary who has just come from their headquarters In Cuba. From this It appears that those who now control the administration of civil affairs In the Island ar willing and anxious to as sist to the fullest extent of their power in bringing about the establishment of a suit * able and satisfactory government. It seems to be no pan of their plan to seize the reins of government or ven to bold the authority that has already been entrusted to them , as was attempted In the case of come of the South American countries on the achievement of their independence. On the contrary , the terms under which ( he present civil administration exists , and which It baa declared its intention of respecting ; , pro vide for the calling of an assembly repre senting as nearly as possible all classes tn and to turn ever to tfels , helr present authority nnd IMVO to It the tu k of constructing a nongovernment. "This procedure , It carried out , will bo the Irst step taken by the Cubnns under the protection of the United States toward their own government as a free pfof.ie. Its con duct will be , In a measure , n test of the ability of th * Cubnn people to control nnd direct their own affairs. To the American who has watched the successful operation of our own constitution It will doubtless bo in encouraging Indication that-thc political leaders of the Cubnn people seem disposed to accept Its principles ncd general outline for their own government. "The greatest need of Cuba at the present time is peace peace In which to bind up and heal the wounds Inflicted by a severe nnd devastating war peace In which to develop her rich resources and to gain a start on the high road to prosperity peace guar anteed by every safeguard which her own people and the people who have finally achieved her Independence can provide " TOLD OUT OF COt'IlT. ' It has been judicially decided by the superior court of Lake county , California , In a recent case that hell-fire Is a hot nnd sizzling reality. The facts of the case , as gathered from the newspapers , are as fol lows : A belligerent school trustee named Shclton Kyle went Into n school taught by Mrs. Julia Sherwood to chastise some pupils who had been annoying him. The teacher strenuously objected to the proposed cnstl- gatlon of her flock , when Kyle blurted out : "You are as fit to teach school as hell Is for a powder house. " Ho then left , banging the door behind him. Mrs. Sherwood con sulted a lawyer and sued old man Kyle for slander , asking $1,000 damages. Complain ant set forth that Kyle's remark was slanderous , because It Imputed nn entire absence of qualifications In Mrs. Sherwood for her position as school teacher. This conclusion was deduced from the general belief that hell Is a hot place , and , being so , Is evidently unfitted for a powder house. It therefore followed that. If Mrs. Sher wood was no more fitted for her place than hell was for a powder house , she was not fitted for her place at all. This position being reached , it logically followed that Kyle's remark became slanderous. Defendant's attorney demurred to the complaint on the ground that It did not state a cause of action In that It did not appear that hell was an Improper place for a powder factory , that the worst that could be said of hell was that U Is a "place of torment , " that It contained no heat what ever and might therefore be an excellent place for a powder house or a cold storage warehouse. The plaintiff's attorney directed the at tention of the court to the Sermon on the Mount and pointed out in the twenty-second verse of the fifth chapter of the gospel , ac cording to St. Matthew , these words : "But whosoever shall say , Thou fool , shall be In danger of hell-fire. " Hell-fire ! There Is the very thing Itself. The court recognized the' Sermon on the Mount as giving authentic Information re garding the presence of fire "In hell and held that , all things considered , hell cer tainly was not a fit place for a powder house. Such being the case. In the opinion of the court , Kyle's remark was slanderous per so and therefore actionable. The Issue being thus Joined the case went to trial. Mrs. Sherwood carried the day with flyIng - Ing colors. The Jury rendered a verdict awarding her damages in the full amount asked. "Our cleverest work , " said the old lawyer to the Chicago Post man , remlnlscently , "is not always done in court. " "No ? " Baft the young man Inquiringly , "Decidedly not , " replied the did lawyer. "Possibly you could give on illustration , ' suggested the young man. "Undoubtedly r could , " replied the old lawyer. "In fact , I was thinking of the case of an irascible old fellow who once kicked a servant out of the house. " "For what reason ? " "Principally because he was angry , but I will have to confess that I have forgotten the exact occasion for his anger. I believe there was a difference of opinion as to the amount of wages the man was entitled to. At any rate the testy old gentleman put himself Inthe , wrong when ho ejected the man with violence of both language and action , and the man was smart enough to know It. He hunted up a lawyer Immedi ately and put the case. In his hands , and then I was called In. The wrathy old fel low was mad clear through , and ho was going to fight the case all the way up to the highest court and back again it neces sary. However , ho was a personal friend of .mine and I didn't want to see him waste his money foolishly , so I advised him to compromlse.lt. " 'Not if he offers to compromise for 10 cents ! ' he asserted vociferously. 'I'll fight this case clear to the limit , no matter what It costs. ' "I argued with Vim , but It was no use. He'd pay me anything I wanted to fight the case , but he wouldn't pay the plaintiff a cent. I suppose I would have been justified under the circumstances In going ahead and letting him run into a lot of expensive and useless litigation , but I didn't like to do it just the same. So I went to see the lawyer on the other side. He knew he had a good case , but he also knew that my client had lots of money and could make a prolonged and costly fight. Consequently be was In dined to be reasonable. He hunted up his client and talked It over wltb him , and the client said ho would compromise for $25 clear for himself. His lawyer made a very reasonable charge , and I closed with them both on the spot and paid them. Then I went back to my client , told him t had put up such a blurt that he never would hear of the case again , turned In a bill that covered the cost of the settlement I had effected , and be paid it without a murmur. H sometimes speaks to me cow of the clever work I did in that case , but he doesn't know bow clever it really was and what a lot of cash it saved him. " MY PAWS A 8OJER. T ketched a llckln' th' other day , Up nt school an' its jes this way : Cv Jones he says as how my Paw "Was off a fightin' , with his jaw. " He said he'd paired off with Dill Bryan An * wan down a' Jacksonville a tryln Ttr spoil th' hardtack trust. An * he'd do et er he'd bust. Ho offered odds , jes sixteen to one That Paw had never shot a. Run Ner seen a Spanish , live er dW , So I got mad an' punched his head. T ketched It offul after school ; Teacher used his golden rule. That's why I'm walkln' kinder Inme. An' can't set down ain't ft n phame ? JAMES L. WHITTINGHAM. Omaha , Neb. A WOMAN'S CONSCIENCE. It Pricked Her After She ' Hnd Ployed the Trick. ' ' 1 wonder If street railways have any such things as conscience funds ? " she asked her husband at dinner the other evening , relates the Washington Star. "Because of they have , I'm going to inall one of them a cent. " Of course b wanted to know about It. "Well , she said , "I called upon Mrs. Gig- lamps this afternoon. You know she's moved away over to the west end. After I came away , possessing a sort of feeling that I wasn't particularly strong in a monetary way , I looked Into my purse as I stood waitIng - Ing for the car. My suspicion bad been cor rect. I only had four pennies. Now. you know that I couldn't go Into a drug store and ask the proprietor for a penny I might bave been arrested for begging bad I done that , might I not T and yet It was , of course , impossible ( or m to walk borne from Mrs. Q-tglaaps' . 80 I evolved a crafty $35.00 , $25.00 $45.OO , $17.00 National , Columbus , Victor "D" and "f. " Cleveland , Model , . Do not fail to call and see the wheels while at the Fx- position , or write for prices , etc. Midland Cycle Company , II. 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You can be treated at home for same * price under same guaranty , if you prefer to come here wo will contract to pay railroad fare and hotel bills , and no charge If we fall to cure. IF YOU HAVE taken mercury , Iodide potash and still have aches and pains. Mucous Patches In mouth , Sore Throat , Pimples , Cop per Colored Spots , Ulcers on any part of the bodr. Hair or Eyebrows falling out. it is this secondary Wi ttuiranioe to Uure We solicit the most obstinate cases and challenge the world for a cane we cannot cure. This disease has always baffled the skill of the most eminent physicians. 1600,000 capital behind our uncondi tional guaranty. Absolute proofs sent sealed on application. 100 page book ent free. Addresi COOK REMEDY CO. , 1491 Maionio Temple , Chicago , III. COOK REMEDY CO , scheme really , I begin to grow ashamed of the awful things I think of in emergen cies and I put it Into effect. I took the four pennies out of my purse and held them in my band. Then I stepped Into tbo car , as bold as you please. It was an open car. I jingled the pcnnlei in my hand absentmindedly - mindedly apparently , that is when the conductor came along 1n my direction for my fare. Just as ho got within a few feet of me , and a curve in tbo line providen tially favoring me , I gave a llttlo screech and the pennies flew out of my hand. I pre tended that the lurcb of tbo car bad done it. Tbe conductor looked sympathetic he was really an amiable man and said he'd pick tbo pennies up. He groped around and found the whole four of them under tbo seats. Of course he couldn't find tbo fifth. I told him the five pennies had comprised my entire funds. " 'Never mind , lady , ' said he ; 'I'll nnd the other penny when all the passengers are out at tho. end of the line'and I thanked him hypocritically. Wasn't it dreadful ? " "And you talk about my being foxy ! " said her husband. "Why , I'm not a marker. " It Cured the Child. About one month rgo my chiU , which is fifteen months old , bad an attack of diar rhoea accompanied by vomiting. I sent for a physician and it ivas under hla care for a week. At this time the child v/as having about twenty-ftve operations of the bowels every twelve hours , and I was con vinced unless it soon obtained relief it would not live. Chamberlain's Colic , Chol era and Diarrhoea Remedy was recom mended and I decided to try it. I so-jn noticed a change for the better ; by its con tinued use a complete cure was brought about and it U now perfectly healthy. C. L. Boggs , Stumptown , Gllmer Co. , W. Va. Evidently fiat In I.ove. Cleveland Plain Dealer ; They watched the couple stroll up tbo beach from the boat. "I suppose their engagement will bo an nounced tomorrow , " said the girl In blue. "Ob , no , it won't , " answered the girl In Bray. "Out they're been out tn a boat together fishing all the afternoon. " I know It. " 'Well , don't you supposa be seized tbe opportunity to propose ? " 'I know bcr didn't. " 'How do you know ? " 'ile's actually brought back lomt MONDAY MORNING from 9 to 11 o'clock , we will sell a limited number of our well known $30 Alliance bicycles for $13.50. Prices on our other lines cor respondingly low. Secondhand wheels § 5 up. Nebraska Cycle Go. , Cor. 15th and Hartley. Geo. E. Mickle. Mjr. Tel. 16G3 REMEMBER THE PUCE. Bicycles AT WHOLESALE PRICES , New WliceU flO.SO ( a fSS.OO. Omaha Bicycle Co Cor , 16th and Chicago Sts , Also Exhibit Transportation Building. WEAK MEN CnrelnlSrtijt. New returns , n'l'aVo'&lSto ' tnr " "ver IB plain M l d envelope rRKB rmcrlptlnn with foil ditto. sh/ ° f " 1ufc V Private cnr or Loit Maoti * f . . Jill1 rvou lfMllir. dmill Wc k P.M. . rarw. , . . , Vfirieocelf etc. o. nVrlcht Bluslc nVX n\ \ ] m 'JWWWWWWVV Relieve ) Ridn y tfi Bladder ; troubles at once. 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