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. . _ It a - 'thin or2Tri. DAT1T BEE : PUIDAY , JPI4Y 20 , 1898. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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THE OMMIADAILY BEE.
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1'U8LiS1ITD EV1W MOItNIO.
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T1RMB OF' SUI3ScILIPTION.
fla11' l3eo ( WLtIiout Stindsty ) . One Cflt .O
Daily Ie and 3Ufl(1fl' , Oft' bar. . 8.00
Htx itonths . 4.00
Three \1Ontha . . . . . 2.Vtl
HUnday One Year 2.00
' Hftturclny 11e One Year . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Wetikly hoc , birn Year . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
OPV1CEH.
. Omaha : The Ue fluIIdln.
iouth Omaha : Singer ] 3ock Corner N
hI1d 24th Rtreth.
ClltlcII BIUtT 10 l'onrl Street.
ChIcnto OIllcc C/i Chamber of Corn-
nnrce ,
Ne York : Temple Court ,
Wnnhlngton : & 01 tourtcenth Street.
COUUSPONDICE.
All comrnufflerttlnn8 relating to flfWfl Lfld
1torIaI matter 8houh be addressed : To
the Editor , ,
lflJSINISS LETTFflS.
All huRiIIes letters itnd r.rnlttnnces
vhouli ho nddreed th The flee Pttb1ihtng
( 'ornprtny , Omaha. Iraftg , eheck , cxprs
lifltl POSt0UICO rnony orders to 1)0 made
pftyL1)iO $ ) to tii crueT of the compnny.
TIIL nm IUULTSI11NQ COMPANY.
STAT3MENT OF' C11tCULA1tON.
tate ot N.1ra1ca , Doughig County ,
George 13. T7schuck , necretary of The lice
1tl1)ii5hItI comptny , beIng duly iworn ,
MtYR tiint the actual number or full and
COflhjICto ) CopicH O Tue Daii , Murnin ,
vcnIng ( tnt ! Sunday lice , printed during
tim month or , lun' , 1SS , wa n t4)iiows )
1 .I.IMOD 10 4.M'O
2 . . . . . . . . . , ,8 : , i7 : ; 17. . . . . . . 2S,7.I1
3 . . . . . . , . . . ; turs : 18 . . . . . . . . . . 21) ) , 121) )
4 . . . . . . : tuqls'r l
8 . . , . . . . . . , : ioosi 20 24,12
G . . . . . . . . . . . . : Iunn. . ; 21 .
7 . . , , . . . , : m.1un 2 : 2MS 11) )
8 . , . . . . . . . . , . , : u,7 In 23 . . . . . . . , , . . 214,1)2) ) ) )
9 , . . . . , , . . , 29'T.Ifl ' 21 . . . . . , . . . . 28,2(11) ( )
ib . . . , . . . . . . . . 21)S 18 25 , , . . . . . . . .
11 . . . , . . . . . , . , . 21)M1) 26 . . . . . . , , . . . . 28 , : ; l
i2 , . . . . . . . . 21I,7 ( ) 27. . . . . , . . . . 28 , II ) I
3 , , , , . . , , . , ' : 2S . . . , . . . . . . 2MUU ( )
i4 . , , , . . . . 21)II ( ( 2l . . , . . . . , , . , 28 , I MI )
35 . . , , . , . , 21)U15 . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
Total . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .IIlliI ) )
CSM rottlrnM unil utlsid (01)ICM. . . . .
Net total mle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .877,01)8 )
Net daily u'orflgc . . . . . . . . . . 29 234
OEO1tGl II. TZSCIIUCK.
Sworn to before nic and subscribed in
fly lrcMence thij 0t1 day of Juno , 1SS.
' (8ca1 , ) r P. 1fF1L ,
Notar' Public. .
1'AltT11S LltVlG FOlt 1'IIIO SUMI1Ilt
l'arIeM ItflIiij flie nlty for
, Iho * iiiiiucr can lIaise ' 1'Ii ,
Ilee pcn t to t 1Il'1L reglilarl ) '
1 , ? IIlIf3Il 'I'Iie lice luI- ,
1II ? 4N IlIIt I Iii perMon or Sty
itittli , 'I'tt. ) zIIIVL'M Il1 Ito
eIiniig'iL UN ofttti ni , Iti.lrt ,1.
Free iitJinissIois to use epostIoii to
1atc' , 2 13,18 t itid tLlItSi&4IOIlS ( , 821,810.
It lOlk4 1113 I C tli L'V'lIU ( ( ' 141111111) ) fasis-
' hie voro a thing of the last in most
/.nierlctn : citk's
l'erllklM ) AgIIifllIIIltt'S goldosi vlsistle
1I1mI , % ' 1)'OuIC ) ( tl ) poll Ical istii. In time
1'Imlllppltics.
1 \VIi wiit : foi ltarntiinvil'n the
t I lire-riiig JOIRt'18t ) IC eILCUS Is billed for
iext v&eic ? .
: ' [ 'lie S(91S011 ( for lhtlItillg fimigs on islnIIdK
iH 111)01St ) eItIi ( ( 110(1 ( 5(105) ( ) TTIIeIe St mu can
lIeglIl to rteltn Ott thP liirvcst. ;
1eforiii 01 : tll ( ' Stlt ( FCVCII1IC lav.'s
' idiotilti Ime oiit' ol : tln 1)IPdg1't4 ) of tue 1)1U1 )
01'fll fat ; eilflSlt rlIilietIllS ) ) 1liI Cfl1.
UIIt 1'Ill't ( ) ) I hat I 1) ) 11)5011 ) 118(1 ( ( IlI ) t II.
181Cl ( to mt I)1ttiY ) , 1imisas : gui is : tlniost
I Ise emily vnr ( 'SIIII rd no t t rn CCl ( t lirougli
Mole St. NicolaN.
Nebraska liis : lOflIe ) ( IL great s'hcat
ttatL' OS vi 'li its Ii great ( ' : Itti ( ' statI : ' , 1)1St )
It liiis not Ct'IISOl ( to lie tli grcat Chili
state. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
'I'i11Iiig into itceollilt tlit' fitst 811(1 ( loose
tyslemii of free iISSS's at th ( 'XlOSltiOll ) ,
It Is only t voia1t'r any talill adinissionii
lire recorded.
Spittilsit : tttiick ilimoit the "A niericasi
) igI ? ' iiiii ( erlnnhi attacks tipomi Anion.
: t'iiii lOl'lC liE ) ' Iii' COW Piece of bacon , sure
to lie ( liSiIlOhIIt11Ig ) ) ILL tilL ? (01(1.
. Congressniiu : Stark hits heesi reunnit.
IliltOtI , IIIIE1 nitotlier letter ttttostIiit. the
lflhlIttIitt coiivcnieiics :1 : ffOr(1eI ( ( by Nebraska -
braska railroads to traveling comigross-
lilcn : 'Ill be In orilci' .
Nearly 2Z0,00 ( ) free st1nhIssIon to the
txiusItioii : , siiice Julie 1. or Snore than
' 1,000 citcit tiny for the entire period.
'J'Imoro is O'IloIStl ( , ' . ' 50)150 ) foutida tiomi for
tie ( iCliSillid for radical metonin.
\itIi tue tally ilunily iiiiitlo up after
ithie slilnited gmtlii. ut Samitingo It is found
huLl the tvoiye-iimch nuti tllIL'teeIl.IllChi
flilelis of the AfllOtlCLtIt'ilL' ships (11(1 (
uiily ii siiiiill Iltirt of tIlO scoring.
\'hieii mieat'ly 250,000 IC01)IC ) ) are unsHed
flOe Iut the CXjSIt ) ( ) OI1 grounds during
liio lirst 5(1 ( days , it is iigIt tinie
I hut tii fi eu HCiilitltlI ( hollilluhl the
: tttteiiti ii 01' tue ( ? XjOSitIUti ) nittlioritios.
Lancaster coiiiit' pulillilSi S should not
be HO severe au tiso oilIeIm1 ; itssiii'ihie
r cipIeltti4. 0111' Itsiunle of tilO state
house boasts that lit' is time nisly otlicer
On the ioPoerItt1 hit who liii not sic-
cepted no H tODd favors.
1\'htlii ( lie Sitniltigo ISiL1VC1Iltt1ti hiecoine
conviticeti thot an nwnicaii tiiver (101-
mr citii 1i exehiiinged l'OL' it goiti dollar
lucy vIil no lotiger refuse to tnio silver
(0hhil1'H itt their face , I t voulti ho
1(110 ( to try to coii'iuC0 tiieiii that the
titiver In a iloiiii r IsWl'thl II dollar. 'Vlit'y
: 1now better titan that.
'i'llo hJtiitotiitittt'H Is fortunate III hay.
hig tWo eiioinlsliig ) iitlghihors , 1)Ut ) Cliii
is it lmtter cusotu1r jhinii this other.
; Lest. your the 1nitei1 Stites : siiitl to
Caiintla * ( IiOOOOOO , , worth of goods , or
; 1a,5o 11(11' capIta , as against $ iIIS utor
ClililtU ( iii' till ) , lelcans. 'l'iie hearts
Lexlciii frionils are nil right , mit
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I their P0CICtli0Ol1 lil'O weak ,
'rho lheos flUtHpOk'fl Op1)OSitlOIl to
iohlott iWotoetehl gauhlhlng ) Of Oil kinils
iimts hicoli eotisistet ith versiteiit , 'Vise
organ of the 11011CC gitllg cannot huh
hue domtis ( ( IL' hiiueklegs' IUINII niouev , by
Iryhig to 1)1St ) ibis * csJIfllIllhItY ) fat' gtun
bhlu 111)011 itU % ' OHU else tiutit ilill 110.
: lice , i'1io thiitI,11 j)81l to H't' that the
erlmnlimiti 10'P ; urn cuforcoil , imavo '
: . eOlIUtVlilg with. ebttte and protcctlug
crnnuiinis.
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Tei rears ng ehrnska clOteII Hs
rcptslihlcan state ticket by snore then
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2,000 : majority aii1 gave lic'njarnlii
IInrrlon mt uslurnilty of over 23,000. Two
yenris Iliter thin tatc' 1ected IL
crattc governor nnIl ( lie repislihleiiii e -
ecutlve otllcer bnreiy sqiseezed through ,
Thu prevailing hinIsrestIlon that thl
tromeisihous ISIiIICRVnI was cnued by the
folly of forcing the irohtbltton ltie oil
the people Is by no means entirely cor
VcCt. l'rohilbltton uiiquestlonnhty lost
the relIll > ilr'nnH snaily tholisittid votes ,
1)1St ) the malts foctor In the upheaval
u.as the revolt of the repubhicais farmer
against oppressive railroad extietloiss
sitid corporate domination of thii party.
W'Ithi perverse bhludues the eJf-
styleth party lenders closed their eyes
and ears 11) the portentous figures hire-
soisted by the election returns of 1800.
01St of an nggrogate of 210,000 vohs
the republIcan eaiidldate for governor
Polled a fraction less thou 60,000 , tIme
1)OPtillSt ) ciiiidlihiitti it hltthe over 70,001) )
it1lh ( the thousoeratle candidate nearly
71,000. Maisifestly the political forces
were almost euahhy ( ihivided Into three
callus ot 70,000 e.'iehi.
Aisy 111811 WIth a. grain of political sit-
gaclty should have realized that time
ehiniice 4if the reptibhlcaiis V'I'U hiojii
less tiiiless they could keep the two op.
i(1ii1g foi'cos frosts offeetiug a Jtiiiehhon.
Instead of pursuing a iohhc' hookitig to
this iii1 , the republicans umnuer the
guldt1ici' of .lohiii r. W'ehster and sev
( _ , ni11 oilier ettnthIy Inipoittle captains ,
vhrtunhly drove thit' denuocrats itito thu
isoistihlst callus hiy thou' foolhardy at.
tcinpt to keep Boyil out of tIi govenluur-
Mliii ) to whichi lie loud beeui elected.
htecognling the peril by which the
lIlrtY ) W'iLS eotifr'onteul Oil account of the
( ieepseittcIl flhlti.IIIWIOIOhY seuthinelil ,
the roptiillcittis ) lIttuinjitCil . to retrace
t heir misstep In 1S02 by huLking Lorcaizo
( irounse their stitfidztrd tioarer. Yet It
was. ossly b the dIvision or the oppt4I-
tion thuit they uccL'eded In carrying the
state for harrison and Crounse by in
significant phtsrthttles. :
Iii the fitci of tiils PrecariOus condi-
thoii 1111(1 the caiidalsbrought to highit
hiy the hflSlcilclllileflL procceiltugs of
lb'93 , tim sitluhe lelulers who hiiid caine to
the t'esctit 01' the InSleachetl olllcIitl
1111(1 falleil to rceogiilze the imperatIve
( lenlahll for purging the parts ( rein the
reIgn of boodilsin , uerIstod In 1891 in
delivering the 1nurt lutnd auth foot lethe
the corporate 1)1)5505 , who wituted situ-
ply to use It in proinotliig their ouvu
entht ; through phinut tools. Still tue
leSSIfl In 1891 seems to laive made but
it slight Impression i ° " these untrust.
wort uiy lenders. I ustead of reuressing
further : tttcinpts to imnik , ' the 1art3 slili.
serviemit to the railroad niallilgers , they
seelul bout 1)11 ) hmivititig fresh disaster aiid
tinis ilnishiing theIr work of party
wrecking.
Although no iieuu' hostile ntou'i'ineiut
agititist rmiihiu1s is oil fo9t or thircateiied
the railroad 1)OiltichuIlS ) are already pre-
Iztniii ) ; It coniphete stati ? tIcket v1iich
tile republican conviintion Is Id' nonmi-
nate without crossing it t or dotting an
.1. If this folly is perststthl iii .aiI1 the
coitveiitloti degeuerates Into a men reg-
iu4tor of or(1irs front raIlroad hieadquar
tors , tue encouraging Pt0s1)eCt ) for wiii-
itltig h k the dIitffdctei1 nntl.mnonopoly
( 'IOIIICIIIS of the party vIhl prove dii-
Itisive. 1'nles t1i rank and file of the
roptihulicami iirt iiie si h1oved free chmoie
of I hleIi'Htll1lIfllt1 ( bearers aul the railroad -
road snaitagers content tiiemue1ves with
11StliItlice of fair treatnielit at the
1)tittY'S ) 111111(15 ( , the campaign of 181)5 ) wIll
liii a repetition of the campaigns of 1801.1
and 1SOT. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Tug WSDO1NG OF JIUMIJUGS.
'I'hie CX1)et'iOlicO of llooicy , tise London
pronioter , who hot inhibits pass through
hilts hinitils vIthiout. sttvhimj a shilling ,
shows that hunlluggery ) 114 not profitable
115 II stonily hitislne.ss. There are too
niany others , the profemlomi Is over-
t'tos'ilid , S it vere , amid tjie tooin Lit
the top Is leuuistve. Irooiep wdiit Into
humnbuggery on a grand scale. lie lro-
imioteil ouiteriurises s'hi helt required itull-
ilouis to float. lIe was shrewd enougTi
to know that tinues lie tiseti exirnordi-
nni'y macens to cover iii ) tiio fraud. he
WoUld not be able to deceive an ever
credulous uitilhle , and so lie calied to his
LIHSistlt lieu othmt'rs In tTie hiunuhuggery
husiiut'ss whth butter reputations. ITo
hut ) earls : inil dukes auth bids on time
directory I)0t1(18 ) ( of isis coinpahihe limi
lie boiigitt Influence wherever liufluence
was necessary. Time greatness of his
lhiiiii t'i'asit mneastireil Isis aspirations in
hiiminbiiggery.
\\'hiet.o Ilooley failed was us pityuimg
too dearly for assistance. TuNe thrifty
muieluliers of the olth English nobility ,
SlieSt Of titles rimiuiilimg froui the liiys of
knights and squires , hivIng represcuta-
tlvos of thu olihest fanslilos , In their ca-
PilchtY of assistant hmLllnbIIgs , compelled
hIooley to litY ) Imnmneiuso still-is siuuply for
the use of their hiomored nanies to give
resiectnblhity ) to hits trnui11uent enter-
hrlses. In the end tIme balance sheets
shtuwed that thut' sttiistaiit got mnoift of
the hWOIltH and Ilooley did not have
eiiotighi left to keep emu hlnyiilg ) thuo game ,
It Is the ensue everywitere. The imiasu
\vhul ) engigeis : In hiuinbuggQry iooll lhiihi
that Ito iuuimst use other htuinbugs , tlimtt
one fraud lends to another , as it lesser
ethnic COinIeis ) Li greater to cover it Sit ) ,
ituth that in the esuil disgrace and fiiihure
11141 cortahmi. l'hue ProCs of imiudoing
iuumiubimggery Is si flmiul , direct and effect-
lvii.
\\'ymnlmig ( ( leLilOcL'i ( ts eontemtupln t o p1st.
tlng sonsethulug itew' and mesh iii their
piatfoniui t Iths your even at thuo rIsk of
beIng muetssed of trenehiery to the vehh
kniiuu iu demnoci'ittlc lot nil un.
hitical Ills. 'l'hio ) ' aii.e coussldorlmig time
IlIlviSuiiIItY of tleclunimmg for a , utate
boumuty oil banuoy and for a dlvisloiu of
the state frito dIstrIcts for thin Hllvhmrt
of district malt imotusus to comuslimiso time
bitt'ht , . ' in citso tile IoIlmmty ) ill 1)rOYldel. ) (
'l'huit4 uvotthii be it dIversion on the part
of the \Vyounimmg ilemnoei'ttey , possIbly
tiot. calling for ammother frantIc "imnloji of
forces , " but cortaluly requIrIng an cmi.
tIre ut.iiy set of campaign 8ptleehucs ,
Somiuotiiues tuitIons that 'lii iii hits
giumue of us'iit' exact lug Indosmunitucs , but
they u'itty 141) ) uillehu lit size tlmat they dIll-
mint be titiimi for lireidilents. 't'lii flt-
tohmuitu govc'nlummiuutt only got $ l0)00d ( ) ( ) { )
iuid somne lt'tth tstatt' ( iii' vl'siHting tile
Greek iiix veeks' uvar , but Japan iiuurked
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on time ledger $ I7X,000 agaInst
ChIna. as omnuiensation for one imavxtl
battle. W'huen l'russla 011)1 ) Atltrlit
stohitied fighting Iii 1860 lIsa former got
tilt ? prolimlse of 80OOO,0O0. ltimssia do-
mantled $ TrjO,00,000 froni Turkey In
1818 after the wur (111(1 ( compromlsel by
acceptimig a oto for 20,0G0,000 iumiti
immaklng a few nlmnexMlons. Thu mimomicy
Is mint yet isaImh , The big Indemnity was
that exacted by Germamuy froizi Frniiee ,
arnotintimig to 1)0J,000)0O ( ) ( ) , Iii flllithOfl (
to the cession of Alsace auth Lorraine.
M.t TTEVS TO JJ COSI1)EflM ) .
W1I11O there Is no reason why time
L'iilteih 8tates simotild sacrifice any of tue
Interests of Aimierlcnsi citizens for the
plirpose of hinstenlmig nmm agreement with
Suahlm imiotI ) brass of ience time country
Is ripe for a termmihmiutlou of the war
ulholI comiditlons honorable to 1)0th ) imit.
tlons.
As to time precIse procedure by whshelu
time negotiations shah be carried oim ,
there ts little iitmhllc ) concern because
eVet3oime Imas ( till confidence that
whether time two governments treat di-
reetly wiLls one usuotimer at ' ) Vashhtmgton
or avaIl theimuselves of some neutral
groulud tmehu as I'aris , s'hero both have
capable ainbassatlors to repi-eHelut Ihiemu ,
the imitc'nests of the United $ tatos wIll
liii adetunillehy iwoteeted. Ainericaims do
isot care for dIplomatic red tape , oh-
though tlmey imimty tolerate It in small
doses to time extent that it is Ithinired to
satisfy Sisumishu u-nutty. 'l'hie ismost direct
route to time treaty of petee : whit therefore -
fore be thi ( ' most popiultur cisc wIth time
PCiile ) of tiuls cotmutty.
lhtmt uvhmile It Is trite that the demnaiml
for lCiiCO is hot so pressing as to witr
mitt. a fly tlnnecessltry or hunu hintIng
coiicessiotis on osur part , consIderations
s'huIchu eaminot ha Igmiorcil amud vhmhchi are
lii a muleastire solfishi will tinge the t'eptc-
emittttives Of the 1 Tiiittd States to nat
with all reasonubhe expeditIon.
There Is the comisiderittlon of time cx-
1iettse ; of mnaimitali.titsg armuies anti navies
at the seats of war , aLt expense for
uvhmleli only lUrtilLl Indemnity could. at
best be exacted. Tisire Is the consld-
ersition if tha ltIcoles lives of Airier-
lean soldIers endaugerel by exposure
to fevers In tiw hot svnmps. of thiba
where increasing sickises hi boustid to
attend a prolonged stay of our nuihitary
forces.
1uiinlly thieve Is tIe business consideration -
tion wisicli Is not to be overlooked.
\\'huhio there mssimy have hieca sonic who
Insisted that war uvould help business ,
few uvotmld now venture to iciiy that it
reitoratIoii of liuiCii would not Imelp ltmsl- )
ltS ( : moore. The strides of the country
tOWIIEl greater 1)roshuerltY ) must uengtlmen
u'ltlt time reimsovith of the umncertaiuty
tluit hovers over us iii uvar time arid time
ehinulnatlon ( if a highly spectmluttvo do-
muemut upon v1uiehi It Is so thhtlleiult to
coimmut. The aftermath of tue war will
be felt but that canpot be avoided , while
the sooner stable conditions are coin-
1)hCtClY ) ne-estabh Islteil the sooner wIll
comuinercial and hiudustrini expnnsloii et
iii upon natural lines.
Arulistice or no armIstice , then , SpaIn
should be encouraged in its work of
1)011CC ) siegotiafions. Tue war wts : begun -
gun as aiviir for liuniammity and human-
lt ) deiiiamidsthat the sword 1 Intl away
as sooli Its the original objects have beeR
ciTfectimally ItecOlllhliShlCtl.
So milany law's have been passed by
congress relatitmg to the government o.C
Indian Territory thimtt it huis been found
necessary to establish an indian Tern-
tory division of the Interior departnuemlt ,
to which all matters relating to the ter-
nitory are to be referred. The white
1)o1)lShlttiolI ) , alretuly much greater tunis
the red popuiiitioim , continues to itmereaso
rapidly and the cities mud tosu'iis are
prospering despite the drawluack of half
control by the Imitlian tribes.
Chief Gallagher Is reported as saying
that he listetuleil front now on to iiinke
Oinals4 Si Sunday school touvu. Its other
words , th great reform chief admits
outrIght flint lie : timd isis police loive
leemi ) wizikimig at 1t' defiance amid conniving -
niving with bunco gaines , gamuubhiiig ,
swinhies ( and hold-tips of nil sorts. Is
It slot it trifle late for thio 1)011cc reform-
ct's to reform 110W vhieut they see the
hmandwniting on thmi wall that spells their
death warrants ?
The redoubtable Thbbles has booms nom-
mated for the legislature by time popp.
crats of Lancaster cotimlty. While the
uomniiiatiom' is au elimpty huomior , It hihuis-
trittes tIm degeneracy of the hatter day
reformers. Tibblei Is a political barnacle
uvhto hiss been working for thii 1)01)51-
list state committee for $10 a week.
Now he Is P1st iSj ) for an ofilce that pays
: day and jisIleago out of the state
tretistmry.
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Although the SpanIards resIding In
flrgastonla , Greece , hunmvo beeii a little
late In getthiig tluelr miesvs of time jnog. )
ness of the witi' , tim captaimi of a British
still ) reports tiitsY miii a big cole-
bratiom.t when they learimed aboimt the
bomnlmrdmnt'mmt of New York by the con-
quenimig Spnmuislm ticet. Thucy get thur
slew's from Madrid.
'l'hie rOluilhhl'ltluS ) of Nebm-asktt must
iRit bank on the blimmithers of time uopo.
erats. In order to carry 11111 day In the
hmnemuhing ) cnmniuthgn they niust nonu-
butte canthitiates whose career amid
record imeed no defense amid adopt a
pinttorui t ha t will respomiti in hOiUhltr )
stSmitimimmSt ( oim thin iesmIilmg ( isstmi' of the
: 'o siiver 'll.reail lii It.
Boston 0101w.
Colonel \'ih1iani .Jenninga i3rynn IH atd to
hook uncommonly well in his unilorm , and
tile gold braid doesn't trouble him.
A Chetriig Sigit ,
Buffalo lixpreas ,
No greater honor baa been paid to the
United States thitnmi the cheers of gratitude
whicht Spanibh Imnisoners bayc giyen our
Mity on
Globe-Democrat.
The shjver republicans of Omaha hiavc held
their plinsarlc5 and veiled ft total of thirty-
two voteB. 0 d ubt timhs h merely a
aquad held together 1y the expectation of a
5muail ofilce an o.
liant'o' eontsiii ( hanimge ,
IIltCAg0 'b'ribunc' .
General Ilianco saya ho "bud ) always p.
pose alt negotiations which have not ii
their foundation the ackuowledgmuint 0
I pminiBlt ovcrchgnty in Cuba. " While use
Spanish chief reretu that he Is "not young
cnough to give hmtR entire life auth all lmh
faeuitie to fighting imicasantiy , " he Is ittilL
young enough to change ' 1113 mInd , and i
pretty certain to ( ho o whets fighting becomes -
comes a reality , a it. itis his coin-
patrIots at Santingo.
l'iinelilitg hole , ' In rltcorle.
Springihoinh Republican.
'rho definite cmh-ofl1cha1 aumuouecernont
that I'orto Rico wIll be kept ng a perma-
neat po1esion by the UnIted States without -
out reforetice to the wishes of the Inhab-
itammts knocks another hole In our geol old
theory of gorcrnmcnt by consent of the
governed. That. theory seems to be kept ha
stock chiefly for show-wIndow purposes.
A Iteiutiilon ttf lIltory. , ,
Sprinfleid Itepubhtcan.
Nsmmeroums Interviews with time various
foreign attaches who witnessed ( lie several
days of fighting in front of Santiago have
been puhlihcd. but none alone graphically
and laconically describes the reason of the
SUCCeSS of our forces than the statement of
one , that "the Americana always went for.
watd , never botkwnrd. ' To many this was
anmazhtig , but by those familiar with Amen-
can history It s a5 expected. It was the
voluimiteor of the regular army and the
moilitia service against the couuscnipt , anti
the men who fought by choice "always went
forward , " Those splendid changes and
dashing forward movements haforo Santiago -
ago have attracted the attention of the
world , and they exhibited courage , deter-
mhnatiou , Intelligence and an ability to
shoot straight.
'FILe 1'reiuleIIt'N Ilcuith.
New York Sun ,
It Is a great atlstaction to know that
President MCKinley is standing the strain
of the war hotter tush even his most. hIoie-
ful friends expected. After nsore than three
months of continuous responsibility , lie is
w il , strong and cheerful , and all the reports
we have are that ho exhibits time very finest
traits of the well-balanced American char-
acter. A manly , clean hife , devoted to hlhi
duty and regulated on sound principles and
practices , becomes in these times a national
htessintr. anti our urcaident. is our pride.
iio _ b been tried by the severest tests ,
because It was necessary for him to attend
iorsonahiy for weeks to much of the work
that should have gone to fieada of depart-
useuta ; but be has done everything thor-
oughiy cmiii promptly , and at the present
time ho stands before us as a strong man
as well a s a splendid preslihemit. This is
welcome news , and It makes thio whole an-
tion glad.
sflomlI' L1sso : . ON StLVEIL
CubnnM Itnliig OurilIg 1)olinr with
that itt 5lexit't.
Baltimore American ,
At first sight It seems the very climax of
Impudence for people in a irovince hunt con-
querusd by our troops to discount American
noney-to calmly refuse to allow more
than bO cents for a big silver dollar that
passes for 100 cents every minute in the
year in our native lana. or course. uncro is
resentment , nod already discussion is going
on about laying on the Irreverent IngrateB
we liberated the hard hand of authority ; but
it vill probably not be done , because Uncle
Sam's quality of mercy is used to being
overatnained , and , after all , he may bq in-
dined to chuckle up hie sleeve over the
good joke on himself.
From the standpoint of Cuban Ignorance
the crime is not so awful. They have been
using Mexican silver dollars and Spanish
silver dollars and all other silver dollars
for their worth In metal , amid the isabit baa
grown upon them. They undoubtedly have
the highest respect for Uncle Sam-for his
marvelous power as afighter. for his greatness -
ness as a force In civilization , for the
wonderful things he cpdo-but , somehow ,
they have not been educatQd up to the point
of believing that ho car' print a few wQrdS
on 40 or 50 cents' worth of slIver and make
it pass for a dollar.
And there Is where Undo Sam laughs up
his leove. He knows bow It is , and time
best part of the joke is that the Cubans
were so swift to understand It. The outlook -
look for populism in Cuba is not brilliant ,
ONE RESULT OF T1Ill FRACAS.
linliniuceil Valiuc of Arncricnii CItlen-
tlIii ) 111 Ihe EyON of tht' Vorld.
New York Mail and Express ,
One result of the war with Spain will bo
to enhance the value of American citizenship -
ship in the eyes of the world. Ilercafter
the American flag and the American citizen -
zen will be respected abroad as they have
never been before. Among all but the best
educated and most traveled classes we have
always hind the reputation of being a nation -
tion of hopkccpors , shrewd , boastful , vu- !
gar , but of little account outside of coin-
mercial transactions.
They know better now. The extraordinary -
nary , almost miraculous successes of our
iiavy have rivcttd the eyes of the world in
admiration or In ( car. The rapidity with
which we have evolved an arniy of a quarter
million of men from a state of unprepared-
hess has also impressed Ute nations , while
the brave , f1rce fighting of our raw levies
hcforo Santiago bus been offlelally renortod
to every great power cit Europe in worhs
of unstinted praise.
With tile heWs of limo terrible effectiveness
of our army and navy have gone also time
reports ot tise dase with which a great gov-
eminent loan has been placed in sums less
than $5,000 , with five time the amount of
the desired lone Offered , but not accepted.
Mono than all , the nations have been Ira-
lToSBetl with our inagnimity amid the gets-
erous treatment of our prisoners. The
Amoricams citizen vill hereafter , when tray-
chug abroad , be treated with a degree of
courtesy amid respect that lie baa nevei'
known before.
AN IlX1'0lPIO ?
ClItuzmgo's Siiggvstii , , , for lzt i 'oul.1
fle it lny of Dutys ,
Chicago Post.
It time managers of the Omaha expositIon
have not filled in all tluehr dates we may
suggest that they Ehitll Suave a } Iobiuon
Fiancee day , We have not made a special
effort to keep track of all the young women
who have modestly confessed that Mr. Ifob-
Ito's has gallantly laid lis heart at their
little feet , but the number ha certainly
sufficient to justify a reuniomi , We recall
that about a month ago a Miss Elhistn of
Alabama generously gave to the press a
letter from the gallant lieutenant , in which
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"U V I &I t fl IU ! U.
b 5 J . WUVLI IIV
might return and kiss not only her , but Aunt
Emma and Uncle fill and Cousin ( Irace-
not for purposes of publication , but as evl-
deuces of good faith , A few days later
read a confession from a young wonsan In
Virginia to the effect that she hail phighted
tier unatuhenly troth to the same affectionate
young sailor , and so the endless chain pro.
ceetled until we learned this morning that
Miss Cool of Oswego , ICan. , had "ieluctaxmtiy
acknowledged liar engagement to Lieutenant
hiobsone fully appreciate the "rchuc-
tanc& ' displayed by Miss Cook under the
existing cbrcunistance , but we are glad that
aho Is bravo enough to stand up for her
rights and privileges , The gallant young
officer tells the reporters that h does not
know when ho will return to Cuba , but it
seems to us that if we bad so many en-
gagemonta of the nature deicrlbed we liould
break Ilienu all and take the first boat , for
it would appear that ho has been in the
habit of invading tIe territory of the tern-
lube enemy , blowing tip hearts and garner-
log kisses sweeter than those so iavishl-
bestowed by the eni tianal Cervera. in the
meauthlne Fiancee da may be proprly ob.
serued at Omaha , an we hope Mr. Rosa-
water will act on our suggestion.
IIl'lt.tt. SII.ti''Rlt .tNS ) ILlS .tI1MY.
l'hhiautelphhsu t'ress General Shatter's
general order on his campaign is a model.
In fit terms , in ft solutler's words , lie has
well and nortluiiy told his command antI
the world what has been done by the San.
tiago expedition. In alt recent military
hiMory there has not been an Instance In
which the fighting line of ofilcera and inca
did so mtmch and In which the staff work
so completely broke uhown. The work of
transportation , of landing nod moving or-
tillery , of feeding the men amid of providing -
viding supplies lacked much ; but the valor
of the American soldier supplIed every need
and triumphed over every obstacle.
1)altlmore American : It is terse , brIef ,
genrouq-Just tue sort of praIo that one
who does not talk but flghta would bestow
upon an army of the same sort. There is
no flattery ; we at this distance luwo only
heard part of the tUmcultics and dangers
which our troops encountered in that flea-
lierato campaign. Santiago will go down
into history as one of the most brIlliant
achievements of the American army , or any
other that ever moved against a foe. ( len-
oral Shatter has bestowed nothIng but Iner-
lIed praIse upon his men anti he In tumrn
deserves all of the consrnondathon that hta
nation may shower upon bins for his inns-
terly conduct of the cammipaign. There were
times when failure and dIsaster seemed
to threaten him , hut a different story has
been told and full credit for it belongs to
Shatter and his gallant fighters.
Nts' York Timi's General Shatter Is
modestly silent upoms his own controlling
aSians in the result , Of that lie leaves others
to speak. Tue foreign observers attending
the army of InvasIon hmavo already no
doubt spoken of it to their respective gov-
ernments. One American soldier , and a
very competent witness , General Guy Henry ,
has already spoken of it in a private letter
which has fortunately become public. "t
( lOUbt , " says General henry of General
Shatter , "it there Is another offlcer wise
would have 'gotten there' as ho dItL" It
is possIble that , in looking back over the
course of the campaign , in the light of time
knowledge furnished since Its triumphant-
close , General Shafter himself may see how
in tll.h ) lnrc. t.fWNI tim , ' . 0t how ho
might have saved hives. But no Mmcli crit-
icls.n is likely to occur to students of the
campaign Iii the light of the knowledge
that wan available to the general while the
operations were in progresR. They will be
apt to ogree that , considering the dhffleul-
tics that were encountered , miot all of theni
from the enemy , the campaign was con-
flouted at a surprisingly small cost , and
that , as General Shatter says , the work
done "han been rivaled upon but few occasions -
casions in the world's history. "
STORY OF Tilid S1ILILI.S.
Chicago Times-herald : The story of the
shells as told by the holes in the sunken
ships at Santiago reflects high credit upon
American gunnery and yankee valor.
Globe-Democrat : One of the most inter-
eating facts connected with the naval bat :
tie or aniiago is unat our mieet ucatroycu
the enemy with shells of eight-inch or
smaller caliber. Only two of the twelve-
inch shells lilt a Spanish ship , though , of
course , allowance lutist be made for the
moral effect of such huge projectiles.
Philadelphia Record : Time ruined ships of
Cervera's fleet present striking proofs not
only of the effectiveness , but of the rapid
firing of the American gunners. Although
sunk within forty minutes of the time they
issued from the curved neck of Santiago
harbor , both the Almirante Oquendo and the
Maria Teresa vcre riddled lIke sieves. The
Maria Teresa was struck thirty-seven and
the Oquendo fifty-five times. The bulk of
the work was done by the eight , six and five
inch projectiles , oven the Colon having been
hit only six times by the large shells. Torpedoes -
pedoes ready for firing have been discovered
in the tubes of the Spanish BhIps. Why the
Spanish sailors are not. as good gtmnners as
our own Is partly explained by the state-
moist of a former I3nitlsh consul at Santi-
ago. "Never once , " he dochares , "did I see
a drill or firing practice on board a Spanish
man-of-war during all my five years on the
coast of the island. "
Chicago Post : It. was the lIre traps these
medium-caliber rapid-fire guns , accompanied
as it was , especially In the cases of the
Vizcaya and Oquendo , by a perfect "devil's
tatto" from six and one-pounders. that tore
Cervera's fleet to pieces. So far as the
12 and 13-inch guns , with their 850 and 1,100
pound projectiles , were concerned , the
Spanish fleet would have escaped almost
scott free for all the damage they did. Not
only have tbe3e bellowing monsters been
proved of questionable effectiveness against
the enemy , but their effect upon the ship
carrying them is highly detrimental , The
jar of the discharge makes the stanchest
battleshIp shiver from stem to stern and
for a fw moments renders all in the room
lions do combat. Of course the gunners are
only momentarily stunned by the con-
cussion. But what is time umso of hurling a
half-ton projectile into space with no effect
upon anything except the atmosphere ?
PIiII4SONAL AD OTI1L'flVISE.
The prince of Wales is receiving much
sympauiy on account or hid broken kncceap ,
but fortunately , ho seems in iso imnnsedlnto
danger of breaking lila crown ,
.Judson Lyons of Atlanta , the colored reg-
later of the treasury , by singing his namu
on the war bonds will send it flown to history -
tory as no other of his race baa done ho-
fore.
Andrew Carnegie , after much going to
and fro and many complimentary addresses
in Scottish towns , has fIxed tmpomi an abiding
place. and is to become the "Laird" of Skilq
castle ,
They are complaining in Now York ho-
cause it costs ii. woman twice as much as
it costs a man to make use of a swear
ward. The women should Insist upon their
rights. Here Is a ease where equal taxation -
tion should be insisted upon ,
Mr. Gladstone is said to have managed
the Hawartien estate , which was once much
inyolved , with so much thrift and sagacity
that the eldest son of W. ii , Gladstone will ,
It is believed , succeed to 10,000 a year on
attaining his rnnorlty.
The city of Baltimore ordered a sword of
honor for Captain Dyer of the cruiser HaIti-
more , Maryland goes the city one hatter.
It is settled that Commodore Schley , its
favorite son , Is to Imavo the handsomest
sword tsnt money can purchase.
] ticliarul itotbwell , editor of the Euigi-
nearing and Mining Journal , has received
tile gold medal of the Societe d'Encourago- .
ment otir l'industnio ' Natlonale of France.
The society selects only those who have
written time best amid roost useful industrial
works.
it has boon estimated that 100,000 Amen-
cans traveled annually to Europe. averaging
in expemiditure $1,000 spiceD , Mtsmiy spend
more , a few loans , This would make $100,000 , .
000 of good Ailuerican liloney spent Iii
Europe , a part of which aunt is kept at home
this year for home consumption.
Time German cnuperor has conferred an Dr.
JulIus Ilosso , minister of instruction amid of
ecclesiastical and mcdlclnul affairs , the
grand cross of the Order of . ( b Red Eagle ,
with ivy leaves , lii recognition of his recent
services rendered In the iireparaUoa of the
law regarding the salaries of evangelical
and Catholic nuialdtcrs.
According to the Hartford Times , the
people of that city are Its a very Parlous
stab , IL is estitmiated that there are over
75.000 oaths tittered ha Hartford every ilay ,
and all In despite of the Connecticut statute
which says that "every i'eraomm who shall
use any profane oath , or shall wickedly
curse another , shall be flood $1- $
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'I'itr Melting IueIlnpus of Its 'l'ropienl
Laumfisenpe.
Tue island of I'orto Rico Is now the central -
tral pivot of the ivan , anti all that relates
to it nail of it is of absorbing interest ,
Frederick A. fiber , hate commissioner in
Porto Rico of ( hue \'onid'e fair , tells some
fact about it In time Century Magazine ,
Mr. Ober says :
'SIn ' tlse extreme northeast rises tluc high-
eat peak of the cemitral cordulIera , in time
LuquIllo Sierra , known as 'et Yunque , ' or
'the Anvil , ' vaniotmely estimated at from
:1,000 : to 4,500 feet Iii height. The hIlls are
of lesser eievatiomm toward the west anid
southwest , but time whole nomtli-central coon -
try is rtiggcd amid uneven. Betwcemi time
alumna from the maIn range lie innumerable
secluded valleys , where the soil is of gmeat
fertility , The ilillrCssive featimreuu of the
landscape are the roumndctl summits of the
iusultlttifllnoua bIlls , which leave the coast
in constantly rIsing billows that. iinally
break against time cordihiera vertebra ; yet
all are cultivable , and cultivated to their
very crests , thotmglt the higher usotmatain
peaks are forest-clad.
"More ( hams 1,300 streams , it is said , of
ithichs number perhaps forty or fifty attahis
to the digmsity of rivers , rise in the hills antI
seek ( lie coasts , most of tlsem running
northerly , though the best harbors sure in
the west and south lint , flotwithstanding
the great river flow , portIons of the island
iii the sntmtiswest are amicted with droutlm
at times , owing to the isrcciisltntion of tlun
northeast 'trades' agaInst time msorthucrn hIlls ,
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"Thu higher lulls are clothed In time ox-
utierant auth dIversIfied vegetation of the
tropical forest , where tree-ferns flourish , antI
great gimuii trees nmul mountain palms tower
aloft ; at lower levels are the cedar and
malmogammy , walnut and laurel , wIth ninny
others noted for their unettul woods ,
Throughout the Island are found those trees
and shrubs valtinblo for their gunss , no the
mnansey , gtiniaeum and copal , whllo the list
of medicinal plants Includes most of those ,
imivaluable to our pharnuacopoelna , which
tropical America has gIven to the world.
These are the silvestres , nature's wild chill-
three ; hut of cultivated plamits tlsero is iso
31)eCleB ) necuhini' to the tropIcs that does isot
flourish hicre In ( lie littoral levels , between
the mnoumstalua auth tim sea , grows the sugarcane -
cane , which may be cultivated tip to an
altitude of 3,000 feet. It was introdtmced
here irons Saute Domingo , having been
brought to America either from Spain or the
Canaries. Tlio annual yield of sugar is oath-
mated at about 70,000 tons.
"Iii these fertile lowlands , also , tobacco
( bee exceedimigly well , aud the nisniunl Pl'O
ductlon is said to be qtiite 7,000,000 hounds.
It may be cultivated on the hula , but the
true mountain lover Is the coffee , whicit
does not do well below 600 feet , and is at its
boat 1,000 feet above the sea. It was first
brought here from Martinique , in 1722 , and
now yieltls to ( lie extent of 17.000 tolls an-
nually. Maize , the true Indian corn , is indigenoUs -
digonoUs , as Is the yucca , the aboriginal
"staff of life , " and both grow everywhere ,
as well as the pimseapple , which is more reliable -
liable anti more universal titan thu peach of
otis- north temperate zomso. Cotton and rice
are found at nearly all elovatioliru , the latter ,
which is the chief food of mamsy laborers ,
being what is known as the mountain
variety ,
"Bananas and plantains era wontlerfuhly
prolific , bearing fruit iii ten months from
plamiting. The plants virtually last sixty
years , being equally long-lived with the
cocoa-pains , which protluces nuts in six or
seven years , and thereafter during the
space of an ordinary life , its yield being
reckoned at a hundred nuts a year. Thu
annual poduct of bananas is given as two
hundred millions , and of cocoanumts three
millions. 'Flio entire range of tropical fniuts
is represented here , such as the guava ,
limo , orange , aguacate , tuapoduhia , and
avocado pear ; while nil sub-tropic vegetables
rosy be raised , Including those of the south-
temperate zone , such , for instance , as are
grown in Florida.
"The mineral kingdom has not been so cx-
haustlvely exploited as the vegetable , but
more than traces have been found of copper ,
coal , and iron , as well as vast deposIts of
salt. The rivers at one time ran to the
sea over beds of golden sand , and from the
streams today ( as in the neighboring island
of Santo Domingo , where the fIrst Amen-
can gold was discovered ) the natives wash
otit nuggets , by the crude processes of that
distant day wiiemi Agucynaba went prospecting -
ing with his false friend l'ouce do Leon.
"Timero are no native quadrupeds hero
larger than the agouti and the armadillo ,
but birds are relatively numeroui , , with a
few of fine song , and some of brilliant plum-
ngc. All domestic fowl do well here , and
the great lusturcs of the nomthieast nod
southeast support vast herds of cattle and
horses , whIch sumco not only the nerds of
the Island , but are exported to all parts of
the West Indies , being held In high esteem ,
"There are no poisonous reptiles to ho
feared , but insects of questlonablu character
arc too ntmmerous for comfort , This island ,
indeed , were a paradise wIthout them ; eveit
with them the inhabitants seem to ox-
penience hittlo trouble. The wora of these
are the scorpions , centipeds , tarantulas ,
wasps , mosquitoes , some species of ants ,
ticks , chiigoes , amid rices. Tha heat of a
tropical climate SlIce that of Porto Rice ,
which , though rarely exceeding 90 degrees ,
lii continuous , is conducive to the breeding
of insect pests of all sorts , "
1JI'ItOOTINI YELLOW Jfteic ,
Uncle Sam's 51tuu&uuiolla IlohiHO Cii'an-
ing Jolt In Cuba , , Cities ,
Boston Globe.
The problem of rescuing the Queen of
the Amutilles from the clutch of Spain scorns
light as compared with tine irobiem of
mmmakimig her cieaiu enough to he fit far the
socIity of civilized mnitona. Timi sanitary
conquest , too , if it is over thoroughly
undertaken , will be far more expensive than
the military.
At present hlavamsa harbor is tin itanionso
cesspool-a ditch , closed at. one end. Forever
over 300 years it has received the sewage
of a great city. It , must be hushed by the
gulf stream it It. iii every cheancil , and to do
this would require an enormous amount of
dredging ,
Though Santiago has exceileimt natural
drainage , being situated on a sloping hillside -
side , it i utterly devoid of sanitation umsil
baa wretched drinking water.
Cai'deiiaa , which used to be called time
Chicago of the island anti was once us-
hablied by many American business men , is
only four feet above the sea level , A
thorough acrubbiuig and disinfcctiisg aitfi
( he establishment of an adequate sewem-
system cams alone make it inhabitable for
civilized people.
Nature intended Alatanzas for a healthy
city , as its beautiful harbor is witlost and
( lOchetht at the entrance , but sanitary nogledt
has left It 11am prey of dIsease antI para'iiicai (
peals.
So every coast city in Cuba might ho moon-
tloned , anti sinuilar commeiuts obtain. Anti
not only thIs , but in the villages of l'arto
Slice , whither otir conquering Army Is
bound , nine-tenths of the inhabItants are
classed us lazy , dirty nondesenipts , too
Igmiorant and imudoiemst to keep either themselves -
selves or their surroundings clean , ( boughs
the islantl itbeIf is miattmraliy conditioned for
healths. 'l'huo dangerous pests that Iisfcst it
iiai-e alt been bred of sanitary neglect.
Thu hiousecietumsing , plumbing , dredging ,
scrubbIng , draiumisying amid tlleunfi'etlng that
will have to be utstlu taken in these iuros.
pccti'e possessions if Uncle Samuel pm'oposea
to move In viil ho a mountainous task. it
Is uric timing to eiuaui out (1w ( Spaniards , but
quite another to clean up the habItatIons
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Ignorance antI neglect.
Thio Pestilence that walkctii In tue thank-
ness will tarry long after the last Spanish
bullet has itean fired , Hut liberty anti cn'
hightenmeot will conquer that , too ,
% ' .tlt NO'l'iiS OP Tl112
listhinnapolls Journal : " \'hmat do ynt
think of the uvar tax ? ' asked the iluoe clerk
boa ruler.
"It eccais , " said the Cheerful Idiot , "to
be largely a matter of stituislis and kicks. "
Cleveland PlaIts Dealer ; "Tley any it man
Olin ilgiut a great uleal miereer svieus imsupired
by music. "
"I s'ioso that's time reisson tise soldiers ( i
wear nbdommslmial bamitis. "
Clsieao Record : " 'lint hi n Par'emum ? "
"That ii smat ) the mann ilmo got mielu toil
years no calls the mann who got rich yes-
tertmay. '
l'tmilatleluiiula Nortls4 morican : "l'iils
stisleim.qc' , ' said the I'lsilipplno islamuder ,
"will kill Inc before long , "
" \'hiat suispemise ? "
"Of must knowimig whether I'ns ioIn to
land in France ( lermany , Spain , imstmaiud
or ( ho United thntes , "
\'nshingtoms Star : "I wommdor what makes
your itlilierlor ofiic'r so nligr ) ' witls you for
siurreisulenumsg , " said a. Slialulsil soltlicr.
" , iIo' probably jenlotma liccaUe niy turn
caine before his did. "
Clilcao I'ost : "I thInk ( iso people sluotild
know tii worst , " said one Sjutmiislu states-
misaim.
" 'flint is nil there is for them to know , "
answered ( lie oilier.
There are oCcae'loii whim miatiotus , as vith
maim , wiseti time beet ( lucy cars get Is the
worst of it.
.himdgc : itawhilde fltmle-Tlser boys strung
tilt I3iinmsishi , lee Inst tslglut.
Ioeo Liill'-V'o't fer ?
lhavhiule ltubo1rer helms' a Spuusulard , Yer
see. thor wun' bulletinK were iat , ' uuis' n'
lied ( or hey some exciteniemit ; so wile vatt-
iii' fer ( lien minus s'e msooscd iminu.
Detroit Fi'co I'ross : "I never stiw sLili a
tovii as ) 'utmrs " tlccIuurl , ( lie govermior.
"Every unmarried mnumt there In ryiimg to
cmiii at. ' '
"Don't Islamue 'em , " responded ( lie Isacls-
elor represeistativc' from the Place in qumes-
tiomu ; "tho rinls thieve hiavo organizetl a
cooking citub.
Cimsclmsnati Emsqtmirer : Mrs.Vuliuce -
V.'hat do they waist to cut all those cables
for ?
\Vrthlaco-Dnmm't ' ' '
- you imimtlei'stnmal 1' 'un
soon as the cables timut Imolti ( lie islamud
are all cut It cams be ( o'od over ngninutt ( ho
Uisitctl Suites utisd fuatwied ems to FlorIda ,
ClsIcno , Tnibtmmse : ' ° , Ve will never HiiCr
reisder ! ' said ( ho Spaisisls geuieral , grlmidumsg
lila toc'tli. "Let time eni'iuiy conic ems ! \\o
will sell our lives its dearly na Imselblci 'iii
fact , " lie uidulod , wltls tIaimmitles bravery ,
"I inn ready to ill II iisiiso right. isow for a
good sqummiru meal ! "
Subsequmemutmy lie turned himself over to
tue enemy , antI siiirtly afterward lie got
his nquare inotul ,
Imsuhlannmolis .Toumrnah : ' 'It is going to lie a
long war , ' ' saul ( iso profossionism theorizer.
"Got special lisfonmnatlon , have you ? "
aski'ti the sarcastic nmuii.
" \'li1 , iso ; not exactly. butt , as Is well
kmitVm1. ii. man is what lie eats. amid thio
Spamsishi have begtims ins mule meat. "
TilE RitCItlJmT'S SOLILoQUY ,
Cleveland Leadem- .
I remember , I remember ,
how I used. to sit mid coltl
W'iien , on gettummg down to breakfast ,
I would Ilisil the coffee cold ;
110w 1 used to turn my nose tip
It tile steak wit , , ( lone too rare-
l3tit , oh , for home ail motiut'i' ,
And ( ho ticur old bill of fare.
I remember , I remember , ' ,
110w I always would upbraid
Myself for eating rarobita
That my iittlo awectheitm't made :
110w 7 used to worry over
My digestion nIght. and day , '
Anti the 1)1115 1 used to hmfliuslt !
To dt'ivo famscied ills as'ny.
I remeasber , I remnt'inher ,
how I used to ! t itlicl scoff ,
When I fancied that tIme butter
Must ho "just tu lIttle. off ; ' '
How I scornctl tlu lowly biscuits I
That my SiBter UsOti to'mnako !
Anti the things I said comicei'ning
11cr attempts at jelly cake !
Oh , it may iso childish weakisess
That possesses me , but I
W'ottld give a whole month's wages
For one. piece of mother's pie ,
And I think that I'd , be willing
'ro wijlk twcmmtv miles todmry
Just for enc of tlsosu deam' doughnuts
That I used to throw away ,
OUR IAJL't BULLE'l'lN.
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SANTIAGO , July 29 , 18D8.-Consnmjotloro
John C. Watson is now on lila way to Spain
with a powerful fleet , comprising such yes- 4
sels as are not iscetleil for service against
Porto Rico , This naval demonstration is
intended to convince the dons of the neecs-
sity of peace.
"Aost
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