12 THE OMAHA DAILY IJEE : SUKDAY , APRtL iM , 1898. THE OMAHA SUND\Y E. IIOSKWATKK. Editor. PUIIUSIIUO uviitY : JIOUNINO. or sunscnti'Tio.vt lire ( Without Sunday ) , One Year , , . , ,14 M Dnlly lice nn < l HumUy , One Year , , , . . . . S M Hlx Month * . 400 Three Months . 200 Kunilay llw , Ono Yo.ir. . . . . . . . . . . 2 M KaturUny lice , Ono Yeir. . . . . . . . 1 M \Vcekly IKe , One Y nr . OFFICES ! Omr.ha : Ths Ice llulltlliiR. South Orrahi : Singer Illk. , Cor. N and Slth Sti. Cci.ncll 11luftti | 10 IVnrl Street. Cli'dag" Otttwl C02 Chamber of Commerce. NVw Yorli ! Temple Court. AVaahlnetoni 01 Fourteenth Street. COUIIKSI'O.S'BKNCK. All communication ! rtlatlns to news and edito rial imtlor ihnuM b * nddresicd : To the Editor. iitjsixnss i.irrrnns. All liunlneM If-tlom nnd remittances xhottld b adilrpucil to Tlio Ilee l'uull hlnff Comiany. Omaha. Drnfin , check * , pipre s and poMofllci money orders to be made payable to the order of the company. Tin : IIKK punusiitNo COMPANY. BTATHMRNT oi' cuict'r.ATioN. Btnte of Nebraska , DoiiKlaH county , : OporKe II. TzHchurlc , pecrstnry of The flee Pub lishing company , Iwlnit duly imnrn , n.iyn th it tne nctn ' . nurr1' of full nnd cunnlete copl of Tl.a IJ.illy , ilofn'njr ' , livening nnd Sunday IJoo irlnlM during Ilia month of March , 1S3S , was nn follows : 1 K.I01 17 12.W 19 22.2M ' " " " ' ' ' ' " 3:2 ; ! : : > ilo 19 Ji.ns 4 , 21'M 20 22.0V ) e ! 2 , ; > ; t 51 ZV.H 21.511 22 ! 2.rrt a 2-.r-it ; 24 K.1'1 ' ' " ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ! ! ! ! ! ! . . . . . . . . . 22.'Mi' 21 n to'i 10 22.2S2 V. 22,177 27 2S.111 12 ! 1 23.CII 13 21.811 23 59Vr ii 2-.4i 30 .21 702 15 22.217 SI 22.W7 1C . . . .H.OOC Total 7iSC07 Lea * returned anil unsold roplra 11,533 Net totnl ? nlri CJt.diW Net dally n\eniRO :2,3 < 9 OiOllOi : It. TXSCHtJCK. Hworn In l'fnto me * nml aiihierll > e < l In mv prev n ? this lat day of April , 1803. N . 1' . KP.lt , . fSeal. ) Notary I'utille. Nobody will freeze to dentil In Cuba even If tilt ; coal supply is shut off. That systPin of tcloxnipliliiK without wires would coino In Immly now If per fected. Kvery day Is I1 K dny now , nnd Ameri ca IKS are more loyal to their Hag and whut It represents than ever before. Iterant lltiotuations of the market show that tht ; so-called Spanish seciirltlest are regarded by many Investors as Spanish And now the discovery of liquid elec tricity Is proclaimed by a European In ventor. Wonder If It conui * up to Amer ican fl re-wnl or. Another fiooil thlnjr about It Is that all the spring poets turned to war verses , nnd , as nobody has time to read them , everybody Is natlsflod. Oreat crowds are attending Sam Jones' cranxelbth ! mpetlufjs In Texas , which Indicates that enlistments In the Army of the Lord are just as popular as ever. Of course It Is altogether Irrelevant to remark that Christopher Columbus fikirted sill around Cuba without the slightest apprehension of collision with toipedous or .submarine mines. There are at least li.,500,000 In the TTnited States subject to military duty. In calling out 12.-i.000 to serve In the vol unteer a my requisition Is made for only 1 per cent of the able-bodied population. Now that there Is a prospect of some big news , what will be done by the newspapcm that used up all 'their big type on sensational guesses at what might possibly happen under certain cir cumstances ? The New Jersey doctor who declared his patient dead from fear of becoming u victim of hydrophobia must he of the same school of doctors who. frequently decide that suicide has been caused through fear of Insanity. A Tacomii woman beat off a footpad with a bag of eggs she was carrying home. After all other methods of dealIng - Ing with Omaha footpads have been tried It might be worth while to try this weapon of the new woman. Perhaps the gentleman who was going to present the United States with a $ n,000ooo war ship is cmlmrrarwstl by the fact that he doesn't happen to have a $5,000,000 war ship In his collection and doesn't know where one can be got. Notwithstanding the outcry against abuse of the veto power by governors and other executive otllcers , the Ohio legislature has Just voted In favor of an amendment to the state constitution giv ing the governor of that state the veto power. . The establishment of the postal sav ings bunk would foe the ( Uniting of tin- most popular war loan ever ottered to the people. It would distribute the loan more widely and Interest more per- KOU.S In upholding the tnblllty of the government than any other method. The regular army cannot well emerge from n war without being at least doubled In numerical strength. In th'.s lase1 reduction to a peace footing will # rcstMit some Interesting feu t tires. Once .enlarge the regular army and It Ls doubt ful If It will ever be brought down again to Its present size. War is one of the cruelties that cannot be rellnwl. While nations have made great progress In the methods and In struments of warfare , they have not been able to devise any way by which they can have a trial of strength without - out Inflicting serious Injuries upon nou- combatants and outside nations. The stray bullet cannot bo eliminated from the International duel. Fortunately the time when a declara tion of war meant the Immediate Im. prlsoniiKvit , If not assassination , of thi' ' ivpntjentatlves of the respective govern limits at one another's cour ! is ceji- turles behind us. Now war simply means that the minister does not even wait for an Invitation to evacuate , bin demands his passports and a safe con. iluct , which Is always granted. The ele > incut of personal danger has therefore been almost comnlotoly eliminated from the posts of diplomatic duty Lu international relation * JOHN IWLT , AM ) VXUM ! SAM. The strategy by which Troy wao cnv | turetl by the aid of a wooden horse out of which emerged a band of armed war- rlors Is a piece of ancient history. "IlO' ware of glftrbearlng fJreeks" has been an adage continued by the oxperleJici ! not only of ancient , but of modern , na tions. The expressions of sympathy for the cause of the United States as against Spain on the part of Great Britain are gratifying to national pride. Wo must not , however , delude ouiwclves with the Idea that Knglaiid has suddenly con ceived nn Irresistible affection for the American people and tender solicitude for the triumph of American arms. Of all things , John Hull Is a shrewd sliojvkeepcr always alert to take advan tage of every opportunity presented to extend his commerce. Kor years he has watched with deep chagrin the Htrldes which thin country has been making as an industrial nation , lie 1ms seen mar kets which he thought belonged exclu sively to him Invaded by American wares. lie has been compelled to yield inch by Inch the commercial supremacy which he has enjoyed not only In foreign lands but even In his own colonies and his own country. Kor the first time In .a quarter of a century Great Hrltaln finds Itself In posi tion to resume the aggressive for the recovery of lost markets. War between the United States nnd Spain puts n tem porary handicap on Uncle Sam in the race for the world's commerce. It forces American merchandise Into Hrltlsh ves sels and practically hands over to Great ISritaln the ocean-carrying trade. It re opens channels that had been closed to Itrltlsh tralllc and enables Britlnh cap italists to make prolltahlc Investments In new mortgages on America. No wonder , therefore , that John Hull blandly assures Uncle Sam that he will keep his bauds off In the conflict over Cuba. No wonder the IJrltlsh Parlia ment Is more anxious to stop privateer ing than is the American congress. Hlockade running will soon become a profitable business for Hrltlsh ship own- eis as It was during the American war of the rebellion , in which Great Hrltaln was so generously helpful to both bellig erents In order to keep them lighting. In this crisis It may bo well for Uncle Sam to refrain from slopping over too much about the spontaneous outburst of disinterested friendship from across the British channel. Beware of gift-bearing Greeks. TDK G.Mjl , FOIl VULUA'TEKKii. Tile proclamation of President McKln- loy , calling for volunteers to the aggre gate number of 123,000 , to be appor tioned among the states and territories according to population , is as simple as possible in Its phraseology , yet It will stir the nation a.s it has not before been stirred since Lincoln thirty-seven years ago coln called for men to defend the union. There is no word of appeal to the pa triotism of the people , yet the proclama tion will arouse patriotic feeling all over the land. Those whose memory goes bank to the commencement of the civil war and whc can recall the events of that time know how much there Is Involved In this call for volunteers that Is solemn and pathetic. The men who will go forth to light n foreign foe will part with those they love and by whom they are loved wives and sweethearts , mothers nnd sis ters some never to return , others tc come back with wounds and the loss of limbs. Only those who have witnessed these partings In response to war's sum mons can realize the Borrow and suffer ing that war entails. But the call to the patriotism of the nation to defend Its honor and to carry Its Hag to triumph in the cause of free dom , humanity and civilization must be answered and It will bo with nn ardor which will show the world that the mar tial character of the American people has not deteriorated. Ten times the number of men called for are ready tc enroll themselves In the country's service and to make any sacrifice that may bo required of them. There will bo a splendid vindication of American patriotism , as there will be of American valor when our soldiers meet tlu Spaniard. KUnOPK'H ISLAND ( IF UA'ltEST. Although the uravo Greeks made a gallant fight n year ago for the purpose of ending an intolerable condition on the Island of Crete , thereby calling the attention of the world to the necessity for a complete change of government Jn the unhappy colony-the Cretans appeal to be no better1 off than they were before the war. Ito will ibe remembered that following the signing of the treaty of IHjaee last September petty quarreh < arose to-delay putting Into execution the reforms promised for Crete. The Greek army withdrew , but the Turkish army remained and the Porte sent an ex- grand vizier to the Island as a military commandant , r.nd then followed inucli discussion as to who should be frcnt there as governor under tlw plan of autonomy proposed by the representatives of the powers. Hut a few days ago the Ger man soldiers were withdrawn from Crete and mllltaiy representatives oi other powers still remain to show thai the" Issues of ilie Graeco-Turkish win have not yet been settled. In the meantime th < > perennial unrest of Crete continues. Two years ago i ! was tlie Christians on the island whc had complaints to make ; now It Is the Mohammedans. A petition lias been for warded to Constantinople , signed by 00 , . 000 Mohammedan * , complaining of losi homes , despoiled mosques and tlevaiv tatud fields , adding : "We must all die of hunger unless order Is restored ; havt no pioperty left in the Interior of tlu Island and none where we are now. ' The Turkish troops remain In The.Mil > and Crete knows neither peace nor pros perlty. Such Is the fruit of the European con cert of the lowers. They were rcspon slble for the existence of conditions In Crete which drove the tender-heartet : Greeks to desperation and by their acttor In taking possession of the Island am1 subsequently dictating the terms oi peace tlrr-y became responsible for tin government of the Island of Crete. Ii vleyv ot the wretched failure of every tiling the Kuropean powers have under > taken on behalf of the Cretans , It Ls a matter of congratulation that they have not been able to agree nn any plan of Interference In the affairs of Cuba. When Knropo disposes of the Cretan problem It will bo time to consider what the Kuropeiui powers ought to do for Cuba. tibc'r Mmsi , < \ This would seem to be a most unpro- pltlous time to attempt any change In the currency system of the country , but It Is said that a canvass of the house1 of representatives shows that a largo ma jority of republican members are fa vorable to currency legislation nnd will support some such measure an was re ported to the house by the banking and currency committee early In the current month. This bill , n composite of several plans familiar to those who have given attention to .the subject , has received , a great deal of commendation , Including that of the secretary of the treasury , but It lias not escaped some criticism. Per haps , as a whole , It Isas good a plan as bus been devised , but as we .said In reference to It at. the time It was re ported , It Is somewhat doubtful whether the 'banks ' will be found willing to ac cept the obligations which It Imposes upon them. If tlie republicans In congress deem It wise to attempt currency legislation at tills time , when the attention of the country Is concentrated upon n wholly different matter from which It cannot be diverted , let them go on with It , but they will do so , of course , liv the full knowledge that no legislation they may adopt will pass the senate. The cur rency reformers urge that the house should act regardless of this. They say that failure of a currency reform meas ure In the .senate would only serve to demonstrate anew that the house Is the real representative of public sentiment In congress. This would be very well If It were known 'to ' le a fact that public sentiment demands such legislation. Wo believe that the sentiment which the currency roformem rely upon Is much less general than they suppose. It exists mainly In quarters whore public senti ment Is not reflected , or only to a limited extent. At all events we do not think this a good time to start a currency agitation and we have no doubt that If the ques tion could be submitted to the people it would be found that they are over whelmingly In favor of letting the sub ject of currency reform rest for the pres ent. The country has entered upon a war which is very certain to affect finan cial conditions to a greater or less de gree and Jn ways that cannot be fore seen. It seems wise to wait until the war is over before there is any attempt at currency legislation. CAUSES OP llAILHOADItKCKlVKltSlIII'S. Although the number of court-operated railroads Is being gradually reduced by foreclosure and reorganization , the sub ject of railroad receiverships , particu larly with reference to cause and effect , is still.a pertinent and1 timely topic. For this reason special interest attaches to the salient points brought out in a new monograph by Dr. Henry II. Swain , published In the series of studies Issued by the American Kconomic association under the title "Economic Aspects of Railroad Receiverships. " While tha sta tistics nnd history presented by Dr. Swain open a mine of information upon a question too little understood , his ob servations on the causes of railroad re ceiverships confirm the views frequently expressed by The Bee. In the first place , most significant Is the unqualified ! repudiation of the notion that railroad receiverships have been produced chiefly by unfavorable legisla tion. Tills Is shown In two ways : First because railroad failures have come about largely In great business crises In which failures have been general In all lines of activity not directly affected by legislation. Secondly , because the different periods In which' ' tlie most fail ures are recorded have occurred under radically different conditions so far as legislation is concerned. While legislation must be considered among contributing special caunes , Us influence Is too easily and too often exaggerated. "The notion , " says Dr. Swain , "that the Interstate commerce act has been productive of railroad bankruptcy relies mainly on the fact that there has been a somewhat undu lating Increase in receiverships since 1887. It has already been shown that railroads are not exceptional in th ! re spect. " He goes on to say that , save In disastrous 1S93 , the mileage placed In the hands of receivers has not risen In any year since the passage of the Interstate commerce act to the figures attained In 1875. 1S84 and 1885 , although the total mileage , had increased enor mously , and that Instead of becoming more numerous the railroad receiver ships did not In six years subsequent to 1SS7 become as great as they had been two years before Its enactment in that year. Equally conclusive Is tlie proof that there is no correspondence betweer thoroughness of state control and the fre quency of railroad receiverships. On the contrary , In Iowa , where tlie limita tion of rates by state board has been carried as far as anywhere , receiver ships have been few and unimportant except where Iowa lines have been car ried down witli bankrupt roads whose principal fields of operations are In other states. The real causes of railroad receiver ships are to be found In those agencies which cut down their income below ° . . Where railroad nee s-sary expenditure. * a road h"s certain fixed charges to meet In addition to operating expenses it must face bankruptcy whenever It , Is com pelled to default on its obligations. Tli3 explanation offered for tire great Inereano In receiverships s'neo ' 1S87 Is therefore that of overproduction. That year matked not only the passage of the Interstate commerce act , but also the climax In the era of railroad building. "If , " sajvj Dr. Swain , "so-called over production is to bo held responsible for financial reverses In any line of enter prise there aiv certainly few fields In which It has been moru active than in railroad construction. " Although he goes on to enumerate the different pleas that have been nftl ln petitions for the ap pointment of receivers , such as drouth , crop failure , flood , epidemic , competi tion , suits forNamnges on account of accident , overcapitalization , stock specu lation , mlsmim. cmcnt and so on , this Inherent weakness duo to premature or unwise construction Is emphasized as the most pateift factor to which the others are InlPMiiital. This explains aiot only the failure of one road whftc another In practically the same Held coiitlnues to conduct a more or less succsslflii busln , but also the repeated recely rshlps for the same roads. AccoJ-dlivg to reliable statistics , during the last twenty-live years no lesu than ninety-seven railroads have gone Into receiverships for the second time , twenty-six roads have been three times In the hands of receivers , one four times and one six times. It Is even possible to argue that one receivership begets another and the fact that a railroad has failed once Is among the potent factors working against subsequent success. Naturally railroad receiverships maybe bo expected to decrease In munlror as the country Incomes more populous and wealthy and railroad trntllc becomes more evenly distributed. That they can bo avoided by wiping off nil railroad legislation from the statute books or completely remedied by new legislation , however , Is an Idea too ridiculous to be entertained. Legislative safeguards will undoubtedly contribute to more stable railroad financiering , but the best as surance against railroad bankruptcy must be In honest capitalization , elllclent management nnd reasonable treatment of the public that wdll build up and at tract business Instead of destroying It or driving it awny. i UGLINESS IN OAHICATVIIK. It must IKJ a matter of general regret that cheap processes of engraving have almost wholly eliminated the artistic features of modern caricature. A great majority of the cartoons of today arc both unnttractlvo nnd inappropriate. At one time the cartoonists wielded great Influence In public affairs , but that was when there were few of them nnd their work was of a high order. Cartoon makers are of course expected to choose political subjects nnd to pander to partisan prejudice. Naturally the men most successful In public life are always the ones most often carlca- turwl. All the presidents , speakers and leaders In congress appear In the car toons. To the shame of the picture mak ers , they seem to find their only delight In distortinglrtfeifeatnres of public men , creating bortljy deformities where none exist and iiii ninny cases grossly mls- repri\senting''their ' subjects. Instead of emphasizing wolf know.n , characteristics , sheer ugliness is-the chief characteristic of those cartoons. Many of them have no point , leacifyio lesson nnd arc lacking in simple holiestj } , and without even the artistic merii 8vni would make these de fects excusable. 3 Ugliness In caricature appeals only to the coarser natures Incapable of appre ciating artusJ&&jlrc } or refined wit. Vul- 'garlty nnd blnspncTiiy , Is despised by all intelligent people , but It Is not more des picable than much , of the so-called car icaturing with which the public Is now alllictcd. A Minnesota politician ; who opposes the life tenure system In the civil service of the United States advocates live-year commissions for all persons holding gov ernment clerkships nnd other positions. "Then the appointees would feel that at the endl of Jive years they would be obliged to re-enter private life , " this theorist adds , "nnd instead of spending their salaries in .riotous living , would prepare for their return home. Excel lent educational advantages are offered in Washington , where entrance could be secured to many of tlie profosslonn If the clerks applied themselves during their leisure hours , nnd at the end of their terms they would return better prepared to take up their life work. This scheme , it carried out , would also bring the people In closer touch with the gov ernment nnd would therefore prove ben eficial In this way also. " The Inference that the life tenure system creates n feeling of Indifference to the future nnd Indirectly encourages "riotous living" is not borne out by the facts. Doubtless there are defects hi the life tenure sys tem , as put In practice , but they can hardly be cured In the manner sug gested. A new plan for getting the unem ployed out of the cities and the farms into the handsof the unemployed is re ceiving some consideration In Maryland. It is proposed that the state purchase all the land possible and build houses and make improvements fitting this land for small farms after which tlie surplus population of Baltimore Is to be colon ized on the land. The persons who go upon th-Cvse stale farms are to work un der direction of a state overseer the first few years. They will get the crops the second year , but after that pay rental to the state. After a term of years the occupant of a'farm Is to get a deed to the farm. TlTfVif are many persons In Mnltlmoro wuf > , 'i\oiild \ ; bo glad of an op portunity to gt 'located ' on a farm nnd there are n'aiy ) ; _ ; cres In 'tlie state- prac tically idle. T io plan might result in some good if llntrlligently carried out. Following ( tie'J ( example of Pennsyl vania , the statM of Maryland Is about to abolish the custom of kissing the book In the taking' f "iui oath. In nearly nil the newer states oaths are solemnl/.ed by the simple uplifting of the hand nir.1 the testimonyr ol , persons competent to judge is thatithis act Is nll-sullicient for tlie purpose.f'H'ls ' agreed that the book- kissing custom is a. dangerous one in tills age of microbes nnd In time will be done away with In cwry Mate of the union. Pope Leo XIII has a little Job of arbitration on his hands , which , if done In n manner satisfactory to all Inter ested parties , will bo of some value In assuring IKWCO in the world. President Simon Sam , of Hiiytl and President Ulysses llcurcatix of San Domingo have agreed to submit to his decision the whole question of the disputed boundary line between the two nations which divides thu fcluud of Ilaytl near the middle , llnytl claims more territory than has formerly been under control of that republic nnd Is wilting to pay something for the same , but the question of the amount has yet to be fixed. The last war waged by the I'nlted States lesiiltcd In three new amend ments to the federal constitution. There have since been proposed several dulrn - ble changes In that Instrument , but no nmeiidinent has been able to muster the support necessary to engraft It upon that Instrument. Whether the war with Spain will nerve the people of the United States up to making more changes In their fundamental law Is 0110 of the questions whose development will be watched with Interest. The renaming of the American Hue steamers New York and Paris In honor of two great American universities , Har vard and Yale , ought to be a reminder of tlie fact that the United States Is far better supplied with universities , col leges and all manner of educational In stitutions than Spain. We ' 3lay Cntcli tip Some nay. St. I uls Itcimbilc. In Ecuador tlio policeman U rcqulroJ to utter a loud call or whistle cvory fifteen minutes at night to show that ho la not asleep. Some day this country will catch up with Us en. lightened South American neighbor In the march of progress. JiiNt Like KiiMfi-ii Ship ( Mviiem. Baltimore American. Thosa weMc.ru dealers who have raised the price of mules on > Uncle 6am evidently be long to the class of patriots , numerous In the late war , whoi counted a sale lost unlcaf they got two prices out of the same ani mal , and were disposed to complain even when they sold It over agata. Qlorc than one fortune had its beginning In this sort of trading. The SiiKnr Monopoly. riilltulfilphla Record. With the now 2,000-bnrrcl eugar refinery to bo built this year by Hawaiian planters In California the refineries outside of the Sugar trust will have a dally capacity of out put of 21,000 barrels , at ) against the full capacity of the trust refineries of 39,000 bar rels. This doce not look llko a prlmroec path for monopoly , to say nothing of the eighteen beet sugar refineries now In exiat- enca or In course of construction. Stuff Line * Wliu-U Out. Philadelphia ledger. The National guard was organized and in tended for home defense , but the adminis tration docs not hesitate to show Ita inten tion to call It out for service with the reg ular troops , If It Is needed , nor do Its mem bers show any reluctance to going wherever they may bo ordered. There Is none of the old "homo guard" spirit , which , during the civil war impelled men to march to the defense - fenso of the state as far as the border and no farther. the KnntHtool. Washington Star. This world of ours gets some pretty severe Jolts occasionally , as It goes whlrliog along through space. A few years ago it was plwigcd in grief over news of the death ol the Ahkooml of Swat ; and now as though the threatenej war betwcon Ihe United States and Spain shouldn't promise gloom enough the telegraph brings the startling intelligence from somewhere that an at tempt has been made , by some of his ex pectant relatives , on the Xawab of Dlr. This sort of thing Is very wearing. Sectional J MIOIIN > - In Philadelphia ledger. The movement to combine the merchants of Boston , Now York , .Philadelphia nnd Balti more against these of the western cltlrfl points to a commercial war between the cast and the west , which may assume propor. tlcoa as yet unsuspected. Hlvalry Is one ttilng , jealousy le another , and the several sections of our common country should not let healthy buslacr-s rivalry grow into un healthy cc-ctional Jealousy. If they do , even Uio great highways of trade , which now bind them together , may not bo able to hold thorn in commercial union. Proof of lliiMlncHH Improvement. Minneapolis Journal. The issue of postage stamps , envelopes , etc. , by the goveinment during the flrst quar ter of this year nhows how business baa been expanding. Stamped paper was Issued to the extent of 1,259,807,438 pieces , of a face value of $24,105,50S an amount unpreced ented in the records of the Postofllce depart ment. During the nine months of the fiscal ycur ending March 31 , the postal Imuca ag gregated 106,105,387 , and It Is expected by the government ofllclal.5 that the clcae of the fiscal year will phew $90,000,000 of Issues moro than twice the volume of postal busi ness In 18S7. This largo Increase Is a sure Indication of strong improvement In general business. Snrculiitloii in I'ulillu Secrctfi. Leslie's 'Wwkljr. The public manner In which state secrets from Washington tave been hawked around Wall street during the ivar scare is little less than a national scandal , and the public appearance In Washington of brokers from Wall street , who have heretofore been Identi fied with notorious tiansactlona In Sugar Trust and other etocks , has not served to allay suspicion regarding the direct connec- tlcn which Is said to extol between official circles at Washington and the stock exchange. There Is no doubt that a great many mem bers of congress have been more Interested In what they could make out of the war scare by operations in Wall street than In their devotion to public duty. For years the speculative tendency has been developed among officials at Washington , and the dls- curfllon of the tariff , of the Venezuelan question , of the sliver question , and now of the Spanish Imbrogio , have afforded rare op portunities to certain public-officials at Wash. Ington to speedly accumulate fortunes by gambling in stocks. THE I'llKSllJJSXT'S KQUAXIMITY. Hc-iiuirkiitile .Serenity Uurliiff Kansa * City Star ( Ind. < Jcm. The pleasant news comes from Washing ton that the president Is Icoklng as we'll and as fresh as at any tlmo since lie entered the White House. IM his accustomed Prince Albert , with a red carnation In the button hole and puffing away at a fragrant cigar , "Mr. " iMcKlnlcy Is described by a visitor as presont'nj a line picture of health anJ com posure. It Is easy for persons who know the pres ident well to believe that the report Is not exaggerated. Mr. CHcKInley Is a man who Is thoroughly self-contained under all cir cumstances. The most trying condltlcns fall to disturb his serenity. His equanimity under great pvcssuro and stresa la something remarkable. Ho never 'becomes ' unduly ex alted nor sorloufily depressed. Ho pos > ; e sca that excellent quality described toy St Paul when ho said : ' I.JJDW how to bo abased and I know how 'to abound , " This admirable characteristic In the presi dent U , primarily , the result of temperament , and It has been strengthened by a course of life which has been absolutely free from all excci3bf and which has avoided these cx- ritiiig causes which are Inimical to health and jieace. It has been noted that the presldcut haa held steadfastly to the line of action which he bollevci ) to be right In regard to the Cuban Issue and that ho haa not been moved to the slightest degree 'by ' the clamor of the j-lngoes , who Insisted that the ogvernment should rush Into a war with Spain without flrnt making an effort to abolish Spanish rule lu Cuba by diplomatic methods. It has re quired unusual firmness for the president to stand In his place and maintain his position atulCiU the importunity and censure of the politicians who have opposed him , but he haa been fully equal to the emergency. Ho has been content to await the approval of the people and Is now la the enjoyment of that great reward. The courage and forbearance which Mr. McKlnley had displayed In a time of unsuul perplexity has vastly strengthened public confidence In hlo ability to meet the grave Issue which Is now betcre tfao country and which la morally ccrUlo to precipitate war within a ( ewdayn. FIU I .IIIAM'S ItOILN , PrMo Is the national jlckpockft. tfamo'a race-track runs across Iho rights of men Safely and success uro the entlrt ot all wlio counsel. Temptation Ij not dancrrotii until you want to yield. Society's glowworms always shine with a. sickly light. Judgment and decision are nu-.i's great wheels of fortune. The merry-hearted have a fortune that thieves cannot steal , Wcarlt.g finery unpaid for Is respecta bility going Jillward. The gooil ninVs life Is llko the spark that Is brightest at the close. The devil makes his vlsltu when the tem perature Is at blcol-heat. While wealth lifts one person heaven ward , It sinks , a thonsanJ. 'Ksuhlon rules the largest empire a > ad col lects her tax In gold and blood. Batth has no brighter blossom than the llttlo child smiling through rags. An hour of careful thinking is worth more than ten -careless talking. Tlio garden hoc wc-11 used Is the best p.itat brush for joung ladlexj' cheeks. I * MliTTKtHlMiS. The present Is the third blockade Havana has experienced In 300 years. Some patriots Imagine they arc serving their country by writing war poetry. No amount of pressure will Induce Senator Tlllman to go to the front with his pitch fork. fork.As As a means of defense It In suggested that base ball umpires be pnlntcd a dull lead color. The changed location of "tho enemy's country" appears to have cooled the ardoi of the ' 90 invader. The fellows who hoU bonds or other evi dences of Cuba's halt a billion debit may be excused for perspiring quite copiously these days. A test of the smooth-bore guns on the old monitors show them to bo very troublesome customers. 'Twoa over thus with smoo h bores. N Gunners on the battleship Massachusetts had a practice shoot last Monday. A fla target placeJ 1,500 yards away was shot full of holes. The picturesque Sam Jones remarks that the Spaniards ore not worth the powder and lead needed to plant 'em. Therefore , Sam will not waste valuable material. An an Inducement to Tammany officeholders to fight for something else than spoils , the New York board qf aldermen offers full pay and their jobj , should they return. Some poets nnd other people are diligently Invoking the aid of iProvidence for our arms. iMeanwhllo the authorities -ire la boring on the Napoleonic Uea , towlt : That victory la usually on the side of the heaviest artillery. IMtOFITLKSS I'HOIMT-Hll.VHIXfi. Colluime of Alfred DoIuu'N Co-O | > ern- tlte Felt lMnl < l K Iniluitrlex. Philadelphia Puss. The failure of the Alfred Dolge manufac turing firm of Dolgcvlllc , N. Y. , U a mat ter of more than loot ! or passing moment , The firm wno engaged In a number of enter prises and its employes reached nearly 1,000. As tlicuo all had to be discharged at once and as no definite tlmo is set for the re sumption of work much Inconvenience and suffering must follow. The Interests of the whole village of 3,000 population will be af fected as the Dolgo enterprises comprised practically all the Industries of the village. Outside Interest In the failure will center chiefly in the fate of the profit-sharing schema of the IJalge Industries which has made them famous the world over. This scheme Included not only a division of the profits with the employee , but alto the pen sioning of old and disabled working people and an Insurance on the lives of the \\ork- Ingmen for the benefit of their families. The Interest of the employes was further aroused by the premlun-s given to every one who suggested Improved methods of working or Invented new machinery. Mr. Dolgo's labor Insurance uchcme which gave to e\ery work- ingmau an Insurance policy of $1,000 for each flvo ywrs of continuous and faithful service until the Insurance reached $3,000 was an other feature of his scheme. He Is now payIng - Ing the premium on over $150,000 In life Insurance held by the families of his opera tives. There is also a pension tjstom by meana of which worklngmcn on reaching CO years of age nnd who have been appertain number of years In the employ of the firm are retired on a pension for the cest of their lives. Tiiosame system applied to these who had been disabled by accident while at work. The scheme tried to make pucttcable : the theories which have been broached from time to tlmo by labor reformers and which arc in operation In one or another shape and with more or less success In different countries In Europe. Mr. Dolge deservoj commenda tion for his efforts In this line. How much * m has done can bo estimated from the fact that In the time since ho put the system Into operation ho lisa paid out over $180,000 In pensions , life Insurance and endowments and In other ways to elevate and make more pleasant and profitable the lives of his em ployes. It Is encouraging to krpw that his failure Is not owing to hla broad and liberal methods of dealing with his employes , but solely to the condition of business , and the hope will be general , that returning prosper ity may enable him to resume and carry out his economic Ideas to their full fruition. The sjmpathy of the public to a greater degree than usual will go out to the embarrassed 1lrm and It will bo made to feel that Its efforts In the way of elevating the working classes have not been spent In vain. The failure will have another lesson. U will Impress upon the public the great dif ficulty of combining philanthropy with busi ness In this country and making both a suc cess. Mr. Dolge had peculiar facilities for working cut his Ideas. To great business capacity ho united a natural bent toward co-operative Industry. The socialistic Ideas ho inherited from his father were much modified by practical experience aivl became under his care an "economic" dUtrlbutlcu of earnings. " 'Perhaps ' if his lot hail been cast In the old world where lodustrlal condi tions are different from these prevailing in this country his scheme might never have mot with embarrassment. Hut even If It should end now It will have achieved an lionorablo success a-3d the effort made to discover a system for distributing eamlngs according to the rule of merit will not have been made In vain. SHOTS AT TUB 1'UU'IT. Washington Stars Some of the Methodist ministers In conference nt llaltlmorc nppeur In fonr that political platforms may succeed Crowding the ten romtimmlmrnts nnd the colden rule from their proper prominence. llston ntoboi A Now York clcrpmnn , nftor having waited twenty-llvo minutes observing n policeman chatting with n fcniulo luittcrlly , hint the boldnrss 13 step ever ntnl nsk him for nn explanation of why IIP should thin neglect hist duty. Ho was nrrc.stctl , but not held. The mornl ap- pcars to be : "Don't yet gay with tnlkntlris , Kansas City Star : There wns n great riot In front of n Polish church nt Unff.ib. N. Y. . last Sunday. The American I'ule la n hard working man , who IIIUJM nil the week nnd goes to the church and docs his light ing on Suiiiluy. Ills version of the com mandment Is : "Six days then shall labor and do all thy work , and on the Sabbath thou shall throw brick ? . " niobp-Uemoorat : Dlshop Newman of tha Methodist church Is not one of the numerous C'.IIM who bopln n dairy and -ihandon It after a short trial. Ills dally record reaches luck to the year ISfiO. llu says Ijiig ptnotlcu has made the work almost ntitomatlr , and that ho has "rarely lived a il.iy without moctlim MOIHC onn with MomcthltiK to cay worth preserving. " Tha notes relate to persons and salient polnt.1 of conversation as well aa to Incidents. SprliiKllcld ( Mass. ) llepubllc.ui : The I'resbytorlan church Is snrferlnu conslilerablo tlefectlon at the present time. Prof , Charles A. 1JHKK8 has Joined the Protestant Kplscopal communion , Ur. ShleliH Is on the lolnt of taking similar action , nnd 1'rcfldent Pntton of Princeton has declined to servo as ileleKato to thp Roneral assembly. Ur. HrlBB Roes to church which docs not abut Us eyes to the growth of scholarship , but he will rrtaln his place In the faculty of the Union TiieoloKcal snmlnaty. The action of Prof. Shields and that of Presi dent P.itton arc supposed to l > o duo to tlio treatment which nun been veiled upon them nnd Princeton university because of the Princeton Inn. In the mcetlim of the Xcw Urnnswlck presbytery , after Ur P.it- ten's withdrawal , two other members ot the facility of the urlver.slty , Urs. Duliield and Cameron , declined to scivo as dclvgatcs to the lenrral nMmh1y. . It appears to bo the position If the faculty that the PrincMon Inn wns not ami never would be a nursery of lntemprance. and th.xt It was wantonly at tacked with Ignorant hlgotty. ami the mem bers of the faculty do not desire to answer those further asiults upon the university which may bo made nt the Koneral assembly. The v.irljus lines of dispute. Into which tha PrrshytuiHns are evidently drifting will not make that coming mcotng of the. chut oh legislature n very pleasant occasion. : * TIC l'lKA.SAVritlI2S. Now York Truth : Hrlde Here's n tele gram from papa. HrldegroDtn ( e.u-erly ) What does ho say ? Hrldo ( reading ) ] > o not coinu back , and all will bo forgiven. Cincinnati Knqulrer : She I made this cake for you , dear , all by myself. lie Do you mean to tell me t'nat you had no accomplices ? Judge : Crawford What makes you think your wife Isn't so much of a woman as aha used to be ? Crabshaw nec.iuse since this war scnra I haven't heard her say how sorry she was t'nat she wasn't a man. Indianapolis Journal : "When a man gets too old to attiact the women , " said the Cornfcd Philosopher , "lie seeks consolation In telling- himself that they don't like him because he Is not enough of a fojj. " Chlcaro News : "Koyser's wife crime back at the go.incu last nlglit. " "How did ho know It was his wife ? " "She thumped him on the head with some- t'nlng. " Cleveland Leader : "That Minnesota widow Who sued for $1,000 damages liecauso a man hugged her lias been awarded $1. " "How was that ? Did the evidence show that she edged up a little ? " Itoaton Globe : Kxcltcd Lady ( at telephone ) I want my husband , please , at once. Volco ( from the exchange ) Number , p'.oase ? Uxcltod Lady ( snappishly ) Only the fourth , you Impudent thing. Chicago Tribune ; "You heard about young Splfford belns engaged to Miss Itockswort'ny ' ? " "Yes. Her father. If I remember rightly , went broke on January wheat. " "Well , the engagement went broke shortly afterward. " Washinston S > tar : "I have been told , " sild Mr. Ohlha , "that I seem very much yontiKcr than I really am. " "Yos. " replied Miss Cayenne , "to judge from some ot the letters you wrote me , ona would say that you were certainly under twenty years of BBC. " i.si'iti.vt ; Tayjor. Look forth , beloved , from thy mansion hlgn , ly soft airs fanned , And sea the summer from her bluest sky Surprise ! the land ! See how the bare hills bask In purple bliss Along the south : On the brown death of winter falls a kiss From summer's mouth ! From pines that weave , among the ravished trees. Their phantom bowers , A murmur comes , as sought the ghosts of bees The ghosts of flowers. Though yet no blood may swell the wlllovr rind , No grass blade start , A dream of blosooms ll'.ls the yoarnlnr wind , Of love , my heart. Look forth , beloved , through the tender air , And let thlno eyes The violets be It llmls not anywhere , And scentless dies. Look , and thy trembling locks of plenteous gold The day shall see. And seirch no more Where first , on yonder weld , The cowslips be. Look , and the wandering Summer , not for- Jorn , Shall turn aside. Content to leave her million ( lowers unborn , Ilur songs untried. Drovvsiy with life arid not with sleep or death. ' I dream of theo ; Ilreatho forth thy being In one answering breath.And And come to me ! Como forth , beloved ! Love's exultant sign Is In the sky ; And let me lay my panting heart to tlilno And die ! "Base gains are the same as losses.7/ We can't afford to sell an inferior article just for th ? sake of the profit on it. Our good reputation is too valuable to us. A dissatisfied customer is a distinct loss to us. The man who comes back to us because he is pleased is the one to whom we appeal. Best of all , we are working to win the favor and confidence of the young man , who , starting in here , and always finding that he is well treated and well suited , continues to deal for the rest of his life where he is simply sure of what he gets. BROWNING RiNGi co. 8. W. Oor. 10th and Doug/o St