Nebraska Newspapers

    10 THE OMAHA UAILY IHiE : WEDNESDAY , MAKCIF 23 , 1808.
SPECIAL NOTICES
AitvcrllNpiiieiili fof llit'ie column *
Mill InInltcii iiulll 1'J in. for tlie
mill until H p. in. tnr the
iinil . * * tiiulit > i-illHmm.
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lirrol L-lirok , run liliiiiimucrsi ml-
ilrmncMl to n iiiunliproil li'tlcr In en reef
of The llec. AIINWITN no nililrcMHcil
Mill lie delivered on iirenentull in < if
tin * clii'C'U only.
llnc < < , 1 1-iie n vtorit llrnt Inncrtloni
! a mini liere f er. .tulhliiK tiikcn
for ! " ( linn - ' for HIP Hrnt Inxer-
tloii. Tin-no inlvertlMeinentu iuu t lie
run MiiiN
\VAM'iiJ : SITUATIONS.
BY AMERICAN WIPOW , HOt'HEKHEPnil
widower , liousi keeix-r or head ch ttubermalit In
hotel : Rood references. Mrs. Piilner. Vveit
Orange. N. J. A M1S1 A14 *
SITUATION AS SALESMAN roll MATERIAL
or contractor * ' supplies , well nc < iualnted with
trade. Add s J CO. llee olllce. A M1C2 ti
LADY WANTS L10HT HOUSKWOIIK : S M A LL
W KCS. Address K 2S. lice , A-M377 2J
IIY YOt'NO LADY. AS STENOGRAPHER ,
with ollke experience ; small salary at first. K
38 , llee. A MINI 21 *
HV A flltST fJLARS OEHMANHAKEll. . ON
lrc d , cakes , p.ittrlcs. also ornamentlnK , In
bakery or hotel , as pastry cook ; city or coiin-
try. K 37. ItfO. A-M3S9 2. . '
WANTED-P03ITION AS MANAO1JR OK
hotel by ( in experienced man ; references first-
class. K 41. lice , A-MI04 21 *
AN OI.I > MAN STILL HTHONO SEEKS WORK
In Knrdcn , fann or Itoiise work with Oennnn-
American. Small waRei expected. K 41. lie" .
A M419 2j *
n MALI :
ANVAHSKRS TO TAKE OIIDEUS ; NEW LINE
of work ; no heavy KioJ < 'o rtiry ; i-i'iiry or
commission. C. V. Atl.uns Co , 3.14 C3 ; C'lll , . ' -
11 119
SALESMAN POR CIC1ARH. 125 A MONTH AND
expense * ; old firm : experience unnecessary ; Jn-
ducementH to customers. C. C. HMiop ft l * > . .
81. Ixiuls. l-4jQ
AOENTS ANO URANCH MANAOERS ; SALARY
and commission. Hunter Tailoring & Snlrt
Co. , Clnclnn.ilI , O. ll-MlK-Aprll 16 *
WANTED , AN EXPERIENCED FI-ORIST ,
who speaks Uerman. Apply at It. tlaii. 1S13
Vlnlon St. I-33
WE WANT EXPERIENCED OROANIXEHS TO
take clinrRU of slate ; cool money ruarnnte I
If you can produce business. Imperial Mvsllc
legion , Omaha. H MMl4
WORK TOR US AT YOUR HOME : DAY OR
evcnlnit : 6 to t2 ! w .kly : no canva'slnir or
experience re > | ii'red ' ; full particulars anl vorlc
mailed on application. Columhlan M' " ' 2"
303 N. Cth St. , Philadelphia , Pa. U-M128 7 *
BALEHMEN TO SELL TOILET SOAP TO
dealers ; $100 per month salary and expenses ,
experience unnecessary. Louis Ernst Co , Pt.
Louis. Mo. n-M1.2 .
WANTED. A ROOD I1UEAD AND CAKE
baker. Address K 2 , Hee. H M212 23
WANTED , HAI.ESMEN TO CARRY OUR
lubricating oils and varnlflhes on commission ;
iilde line or exclusively ; referenced. Austin &
McOce , Cleeland. . O , 'i-M.i7 :6 *
GOOD AtlENTS , I.\DHV1 Oil OENTS , J3 00
per day to hustle , 438-439 I'axton blk.
Jl uSO 21
WANTED , A f.OOD lltTSIN'I S MAN TO TAKE
charce of a Mate. nRoncy ami nn exhibit at the
TrniiFmlfsUslppI Exposition at Omiha. Neb.
For further p.irtlrularH add.ess K)3 ) N Carpen
ter street , It. I , Chicago , 111. It MSIQ 2 <
WANTED , EXPERIENCED CLOTIIINO SALESman -
man ; mu t understand window dressing.
Pioneer ClotMnir Co. , 2519 N. St. . South Omaha ,
N'eb. II-40S 23
WANTED. ROOD CARRIAOE PAINTER ,
Relnhardt & Co. , 2121 N. 2ltl < St. n-lll 24
BAUSMTN WANTED. ONE OF THE LEAD-
InK New York pints houses desires i-norRetlc
exp rlcnceil silesmen to handle their line of
pr-imlir priced men'B pmtw on comml lon
AtWrcw , stating territory , etc. , "L. " Ilex 072 ,
New York. IJ-M420 23-
WAXTKI1 KKM ALH IIKM * .
109 OIRI.s"rOH Al.n KINDS Ot'1 WORK ; J3 TO
(7 uik. . Cunndlun Olllce , 1D22 Douglas.
H C-131
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GOOD COOK. APPLY 111 N. S3D ST.
C-M21 * ) 2.- '
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WANTED , ROOD (1IKL TOIl OENERAL
housework. 1330 So. SOth A\e. Oood wase" .
C-M380 24 *
WANTED , A YOUNO I MIY APPRENTICE. TO
learn the ilrtwimklnfc bimlnessi ; do not nnswer
unlesi of fa'r education and refined appear
ance ; she wllf"recelve unnll wages to com
mence , ami be taught to cut and lit. In fact ,
lie In time thoroughly educated In the mo t
Intricate parts of the IniMtHfs : the position will
t > monlly In reception room , fitting room , bal
ance In the * work rooms. Mrs. 11. C. Moses ,
S03 S. 17th , street C 412 22
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FIRST-CLASS COOK WANTED. 2244 I.ANODON
Court best wages. C 104 24'
roil iti\Tiiousis.
CHOICE HOUSES & COTTAOES ALL OVER
city. J5 to $73. Fidelity , 1st floor N. Y. Life.
D 153
HOUSES. WALLACE , DROWN RLOCK. 16TH
and Douglas. D 433
LAItnE LIST. M'CAOUE , 15TH AND DODOE.
D-431
HOUSES. FLATS. OAHVIN IJROd. , 1013 FAR'M
D m
HOUSES. J. H. SHERWOOD. 423 N. Y. LIFE.
IT' " IN ALL PARTS OV THE CITY. TUB
O. Davis Oimnany , 1501 Knrnam. D 437
HOUSES. 11ENP.WA & CO. , 10S N. 15TH ST.
' D 4.S
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iibusns. STORES. REMIS , PAXTON IHXKTC.
- D 459
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NEW COTTAGE. MONTHLY PAYMENTS. CW
nee Illdg. D M551
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DRTACIIKD MODERN 12-HOOM , ALSO 9-ROOM
linuw ; Keys at 231S Cap. Ave. Tel , 573. 11. H
Roblson , D MI2S
MOVINO HOUSEHOLD ROODS AND PIANOS
Orn. Van & Storage Co , ISII',4 Karnam. Tel KB }
EXCEPTIONAL OPPORTUNITY KOR RIGHT
party to open an exclusive family hotel ami
apartment house for railroad -md depot em-
pln\es on Soutli 1011 street , Omaha , within twn
blocks i > f the new lliirllngton and Union Pa.
rlflp depots ; new building contains SO large
rooms ; arnmmo la lions tor about 101 persons
wll ( len > e fir term to responsible party whc
hat capital to furnlth and conduct a tlr t-e < a >
place H SI , llee. D-C70
J.ROOM MODERN PLAT. 111 ! SOUTH 11TII.
D-M1C9
-IIOOM HOUSE ON CAPITOL AVE. H C
Pelera & Co . U. S , Nat , Rink bldg. D-M315
JTllOOM HOUSE ON CAPITOL AVE. , N'DAU
f.ih st. U. C. Petem & Co. . U , S. Nat. mnli
bldg. D-M320
CENTRAU UNEQUALLED COIINER PLAT
nil modern Impravcnicnti. Apply TUard. 221
N 5tlh. D-M393 24 *
4.ROOMFLAT. . 4 I1I.OOKS FROM POSTOF
flee ; modem. A , K. Conle , 211 South 18th st
D-409
Kini\isiin
THE fNl-OHMATlON 11UREAU , 1319 r.MtNAM r
E M41S M3
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1 NICKltOOMS HOUSUKEKPINO , 1112 SOHT1
lllh. E-M76S
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A WELL iniRNISHED FRONT ROOM WITi
bath , to one or t n gentlemen , five block
front pbstofflce. Address J 67 , llee. K 201
x > KstnAm < K ROOM. M. r. ROYS. N. Y. L
Illdg. Thonn 811. E Mill A17
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NICELY FrmNIBHRD ROOMS ; PRIVATE PAM
lly. 1811 CaM. E-M330 26
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IN PRIVATE PAMILY. 191) PODGE.
( TRANSIENTS ACCOMMODATED ) . $1.6ft WEEI
up. larga front roam.i ; bay window ; ( us
of cook stove ) . HI North 19th. B-M3S8 28 *
nOOMS , 2JS HARNEY ST. : MODERN. O. ]
front. E-Mii
noo.M.s AMI no.uin.
TIIE'MEIIRIAM. I'IRST-CLASS FAMILY no
tel. 2.Mh nd Dodge Sts. F 433
NICELY FURNISHED FRONT ROOM : PR I
vato family. 703 So. ) ih St. F 24S 2V
BOOMH WITH I1OAIID ; MODERN. 2MJ DODO ]
t. K-M230 2i
XLONDIKU HOTEU S. K. COR. 1STH AN1
Wetatcr Sts. ; steam heat room * . $1.50 per we *
nd up. r M69 !
tJTOPJA1711 DAVENIORT ; TRANSIENT
* ccommod t d. F 1S A4 *
THE IIO3K. MK > IIARNEY ; ROOMS WITi
d ; ntet rmionable ; tranilepti accommu
F-Mt7J I
RKNT.nOOMR AND HOARD ; FIRST
aximrao < UUoM | rvuonabl * csit. 1(1
r-uiti ar
rtllt.M.SIini ) HOOM3 AM ) IIOAUU.
( Continued. )
rt'RNISHED ROOMS. 2113 ( IRANT ST
Pt'RNlSHED ROOMS ; GOOD HOARD. REA-
sonable. SIS N. 18th t. r 3S1 23
ROOMS , WITH HOARD. 2IOS CHICAGO.
r-107 A21
FOIl ItK.VT STOIIKS ASIl OKFICKS.
FOR RENT-IN THE IIEE IIUILDINO !
One large corner room , M floor , with vault and
private office , water , etc.
One large front room. Id floor , dUlded Into two
rooms by partition ; water , etc.
One large corner room , fd floor , with vault ,
water , etc.
One front , room , divided by partition , 3d floor.
One corner room , with \ault , 3d floor ,
Ono large room , id floor , with partition dividing
It Into one largo room and two smaller private
rojnis ; water , etc.
Two large ground floor rooms , fronting 17t'j St. ,
with vault.
Severil tmall rooms on 4th floor , with vaults.
All these rooms are heated with stcara , eleetrlo
ll hts , supplied with flnt-class Jinltor service.
Elevators run .ay and nil night ; building
strictly flrcprrof. Apply to Superintendent.
Room 104 , Dee building. 1-193
FOR RENT-DESK ROOM IN GROUND FLOOR
office , Hee building ; water , steam bent , electric
light and janitor wnlce. Apply to Sup rln-
tendent , Bee building. 1-197
FOR RENT TUB 4-STORY DRICK tlUILDINO
at 91i ! Farnam St. This building has a fireproof
cement basement ; water on all floors ; ga , etc.
Apply at the oftlce of The llee. I ! 10
"FOR TRACKAGE , TRANSFERRING AND
desk room , apply to the Auilman ft Taylor
Machinery Co. , N. E. cor , 9th and Jackson sts ,
1 923
1-YEAH LEASE , 1STII ST. . RET. FARNAM
and Capitol Ave. Addrest K S9 , llee.
I-M101 20
Acn.\TS WA.\TID.
AGENTS. CITY OR COUNTRY. TO SELL
McDonald's Fla\orlng L'xtracts. 241S N. 17IM
St. , Omaha. J M32T 2J
RELIADLE MAN TO HANDLE AGENTS roll
telephone tnl'Ieti and specialties. P.iv $3,000 a
year. Enclosa stamp , Victory Mfg. Co. ,
Cle > eland , O. J MI13 21 '
HI5AUTirUL LIFE OP I'RANCIM E. WIL-
lard , written by Anna A. Gordon , who \VTS
MK1 Wlllard'n prlvatt' tcerelary for over 20
years ; the only l ok authorl/iil nnd endorsed
by the W. C. T. U ; o\er 1.IK . ( > > 1 ooplei will
1 ' mJd ; the greatest seller of the century ;
write for outllt ; best terms ; circular free ;
don't mlsa this rfiance ; act nulck. J. S.legler
A : Co , 323 Dearlwn St. , ITileago. J Mill 25
ONLY I'ERPECT VAPOR HATH. GREATEST
Roller on earth. Hglenc ! Hath Chblnot < 'o. ,
Nashville , Tenn , J M414 23
\VA > TI3I > TO IIP.M * .
WE CAN SUPPLY DEtilRAllLE TENANTS
for GO holmes & to 8 rooms ulthin one wtek.
If you have any houses \acant list them with
us at onco. Fidelity , 1st floor , N , Y. Life
K M370
WANTED , ItOAIlD AND ROOM IN PRIVATE
family by > oung man. K 42 , llee , K M4I3 22 *
WANTED. PARTIES DESIRING ROOMERS
and boirders to announce It In the Omaha
Dally Hotel Heportei ; established In 1893 ; Is
dally placed In the hands of visitors on In
coming trains , free , Kates 73 cents per line
per month. Address 1G1 Farnam. K MI2227
STORAOK.
PACIFIC STORAGE AND WAREHOUSE CO. .
90S-B10 Jones ; general storage and forwarding
M 403
OM. VAN & STORAGE , 1311U FARN'M. TEL 1339
M 461
VA\TUD.TO HUY ,
CIRCULAR RIP SAW. SECOND HAND. MUST
be ln good working order and cheap Address
K 22. Iee. ! N 3S4 21
FOR SALE
I1EDROOM SUITS , FOLDING REDS AND ALL
Klnd3 of household gixult , to quit MiM-ima ; nc
reanonablc offer refused. Neb. Furniture Co. ,
710-12 N. 10th St. O-7JI AS
STORAGE AUCTION SALK OF FURNITURE ,
mrpets , etc. , nt 117 N. 13th , Wednesday , March
23 , 2pm. Thin Is a rare opportunity of get
ting goods nt your own price , aa the entire lot
must be sold Wednesday. O 3 3 2J'
FOIl SALE. A COMHINATION DOUI1LE 13OOK-
ca&o and desk , large size ; good au new , but
cheap. 1531 So. 291h St. O-3CS 23'
FOH S.VIiHRSiS , WAGONS , ETC.
FOR SALE. PERFECTLY GAITED. REGIS-
tcrcd saddle mare , 7 > ears old , 15 % hands high ;
racks \cry fast ; gooil driver ; lady can handle ;
also Snyder p.iatlon , cheap. K 38 , llec.
P-M387 24
AN" BLKGANT CARRIAGE HORSK ; 7 YEARS
old ; perfect bay and black points ; weighs about
1,200. D. L. Morgan , 3SW N. 20. 1' 403 24
FOIl SALE MISCULLAMJOUS.
HOG AND POULTRY FENCE ; 11ETTER THAN
wire netting. Fine sawdust for floors. Tel 43S.
901 Douglas. 0-11R
HORSE CLIPPING MACHINES , KNIVES AND
repairs , all standard makes , on hand ; grindIng -
Ing razors , shear * , clippers ; prompt service.
A. L. Undelard. Q MS7C
PURE PLYMOUTH ROCK KGGH FOR SETtings -
tings ; We ; roosters. $1.00. 932 North 2Cth.
2Cth.Q9S8
Q-9S8
SEED SWEET POTATOES , $1.50 P2R DHL.
Theodore Wllllami , C7th and Military Ave. ,
Omaha , Neb. Q MJS8 Mayl
NOAH PERRY. JODRKR AND WHOLESALE
dealer In ewer pipe and stoneware. 4477
Dodge street , Omaha , Neb. Telephone 00.
U-M3C7 A2
CHICKEN. HOO AND LAWN FENCES : ALL.
wire ; ' . * best. Wire Woiks , 14th and Harnoy.
Q ) jq
FOR SALE ONE OP TUB REST DAIRIES IN
thn city. Genuine bargain , Inc.ulre J. I
. Kemp Feed Co. , 27th and I < eavcnwoith.
Q-M399
FOR SALE. AROUT 40.000 2ND HAND ST.
Ijouls flre brlk and 35,000 building brick , also
liollers , engine and brick machinery. Wm J.
Welshans , City Hall , 'Phone 257. O MC77
FOR SALE. THE ELKOANT RAR FIXTURES
of Palmer house saloon. L. C. Ilroun. Grand
Island , Neb. Q M7CD AS *
VlLACKHEADS AND WARTS , HOW TO REmove -
move , Kc. Cyrus Gray , 1' . O. box 94. Den
. nett. Pa. Q-MI34 A15
OOOD UPRIGHT PIANO FOR RAM : . APPLY
2702 Rrlstol st. Q-M375 23
IIATIIS , KTC.
.
I AURA ELLISON. 119 N. 16TH ( UPSTAIRS )
; room 12 , Turko-Russlan and plain baths , mas
sage. T M310 A19
MRS. DR. LEON , ELECTRIC MASSAGE RATH
parlors ; restful and curatUe , 417 s. llth , up.
. stairs. T M371 27
MME AMES , MASSAGE AND RATHS 123 ( !
, Howard street. T M394 2S
MME. SMITH. 118 N. 15TII ST , STEAM ANr
ulcohol baths. T 410 2S
IT.RSOXAL.
:
VIAVI FOR UTERINE TROURI.ES. S18-8 HEH
IJldg ; phvslclan consullatlon or health book free
U-468
CIXTHES CLEANED , PRESSED AND RE
paired ; day or night ; dreis suits for hire
Pantorlum , N. E. Cor , 14th and Tarnam. Tel
C3. U 4 7
HORSKS CLIPPED , SHORT NOTICE ; ONLY
eleclrio clippers in city. Tel. C8. McCormac S
Ilaunley , 14lh & Howard. U 530
LADIES. HAVE YOUR HAIR DRESSED HE
fore going downtown at the halrdrerilni
parlors of Mmf. O. Payne , 2303 Lea > enwortl
St. ; tel. 1883 ; artUlls manicuring , cuperfluou
hair and facial blrrnUhes removed with elec
trlclty ; strictly private. U-M8I7 All *
LADIES , IXJ TOU DHSIRK A LOVELY COM
plexlon , beautiful bust and perfect health'
Write m * for booklets , descriptive of new nrtl
cl s that will secure these If anything In th <
world t-an ; no lotion * . It. D. Williams. Do :
67 , South Omaha. U 177 22 *
QUICKEST AND REST PRINTING FOR LEAB'J
money. II. O , Hearsey , UW Farnam. 'Phoni
20CO. 11-V.TOM *
11ATHS. MASSAOIX' MME. POST , 319J4 S,15TH
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AZONA POSITIVELY. HNLAROES THE . '
nvo Inches In thirty days ; wonderful com
plexlon bmutlfler ; failure Imposalhla. Mrs
Uorlnne H. Lahnmn , Indianapolis. Indiana.
U-MH7 I3
SIIOIITIIVXD AND TY1T. WHITE IIS.
A. C. VAN 8ANVS SCHOOL OF SHORTHANI
IE and Typewriting , 717 N. Y. Life , offer * the fol >
lowlier advantage * : Individual Inilructlons b ;
experienced teachers and skillful stenographers
up-to-date method * ; touch ytem of typenrlt
Ing If preferred ; participation In sctual work
for which studtnU'recrU * psy ; monthly pay
menu. 715
AT OMAHA IJU8COLIjaF. . 1CT1I & DOl'QIAW .3 !
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" OKAIIX SHORTHAND .COLLEOB. ROTD'i
thc 4 , IIMOMM *
- SHORT-HAND , UIVTO-DATB. TAUOHT Ul
court , rrpartciv. Cortes' Scsiaol. M9-S-7 , B
L
jto.xnv TO i.fMX nn.u. KSTATK.
MONEY TO LOAN AT 1JOW KATES. TlIK
O. r. Davis Co. , 13CS Farnam at. W 4Ci
C PEIl CENT CITY AND FARM LOANS ,
flarxln llro * . 1613 Firnam St. W M471
WANTr.D. CHOICE FARM AND CITY 1/OANH.
It. C. Peters & Co. . U. 8. Nal'l Unnk I lid5.
MONEY LOANrn ON MPROVED REAL EH-
tnlc In Omaha , Council Bluff * & ! = oulh Omnha ,
W. II. Thomas , WJ rint Nat'l Hank. Omnlu.
$100,000.00 SPECIAL FUND TO LOAN ON
flrst-cltiM Improved Omaha property , or for
building purpose * . Fidelity Trust company ,
ANTHONY LOAN ft TRUST CO. . 511 N. Y. L :
quick money nt low rate * for choice farm units
In town , northern Missouri , eastern Nebra'ka.
W 472
LOAN ON IMl'HOVED & UNIMPROVED CITY
property. W. Farnam Smith & Co. , 1320 Pnr'm.
MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED OMAHA
real estate. Hrcnnan-Love Co. , 219 8. "
DK PER CENT MONEY. REMI3. PAXTONRlk.
(
PRIVATE MONEY. WEAD. 1CTH * DOUGL.VP.
TO I.OAX GIIATTKI.S.
$10 TO $10,000 TO LOAN ON
HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE AND PIANOS ,
HORSES. WAGONS AND CARRIAGES ,
WAREHOUSE RECEIPTS , ETC. ,
at lowest rntes in
Omaha , South Oinaha and Council UlufK
No removal of goods ; strictly confidential ; you
can pay the loan oft at any time or In any
amounts.
OMAHA MORTGAGE LOAN CO ,
3'tG ' South Kth Rt.
THE OLDEST , LARGEST AND ONLY INCOR
PORATED LOAN COMPANY IN OMAHA.X473
X473
MONEY LOANED SALARIED PEOPLE HOLD'
liiK perm inent positions , with responsible eon.
ccrns upon their onn names , without security ;
cjs > p.ijmi'ntH. Toltnan , R 706 , N. Y L bldg ,
IDS ApIG"
MONEY TO LOAN ON JEWELRY AND DIA
monds. Addre-p K S3. Dee. X 353 27"
mtsi.vr.ss CHAXOKS.
TO GET IN OR OUT OF I1USINESS GO TO J.
J. Gibson , 614 First Nat'l Uank. Y 479
LIVE STOCK COMMISSION FIRM. SOUTH
Omaha , wants man with large capital for part
ner : business thoroughly established ; lefer-
cnccs first-class. Uox 413 , Omaha. Y M322
J. I. WATT , UUILDER AND GENERAL .TOR.
bin ? . 2415 Emmet street. Y M537 A2
EXCEPTIONAL. OPPORTUNITY FOR RIGHT
party to open nn excluslvu family hotel and
apartment house for railroad and depot cm-
plo > es on South 10th street , Omaha , wlfiln two
blocks of the new Iturllngton and Union Pa
cific depots ; new building contains 00 large
rooms ; accommodations for about 100 persons ;
will lease ; for term to responsible party who has
capital to furnish nnd conduct a first-class
plac" . II 51. Uee. Y 670
HARNESS AND SADDLE RUSINESS ; COUNTY
teat lo n. Kastern Nebraska. J. J , Gibson
514 First Nat'l. Rink. Y 151-21.
FOR SALE , GENERAL MERCHANDISE
store In a prosperous locality ; a splendid op
portunity for the right party. F r particulars
write to O. D. Freed , Hugo , Colo.
Y-MIW 29
J1EST FARM IN ELKHORN VALLEY-213 A.
$ K > per ncre ; Inc. JJ.300 equity for rm-rchulidlpe
t.ck. J. J. Gibson , 614 First National Hank
71ETTER THAN KLONDIKE PERTONS WITH
small or large capital wishing to make Invest
ments that promise large returns should ad
dress or call on L. W. Tulleys , Council Illurf
la. Y Ml97 A'5
DRUG STOCK , $ SOOj DOINO NICE tU'SINESS ,
J J Gibson , 514 1st National. Y M207 27
FURNITURE FOR SALE OF A SO-R ROARD-
Ing hou e ; house for rent. J. J. Gibson. C14 1st
Nat. Hank Illdg. Y M203 27
FOR SALK , MEAT MARKET ; STEVEN'S
cooler. R. ttcal , 3Cth and Hamilton.
Y M277 29
{ 1.00 , r < V > CARDS. ENVELOPES. N TEHEADS
or circulars neatly printed. R. O. H"irpeyi
1503 r.irnam. 'Phone 200. Y M13. :6 *
WANTED. PARTNER IN URICK MANUFAC-
ture ; growing town , with prospect of large
business. Address K 31 , Rec otnoe. Omaha.
Y M393 2I
CASH GROCERY ; GOOD BUSINESS IXCA-
tlon ; Omaha. Address K 40 , llee.Y
Y M402 2C
FOR SALK niSAL KSTATK.
KOUNTI5E PLACE HARGA1NS , $2,500. $1,730 TO
} C,500. J. J. Gibson , 514 First Nat. Rank Rldg.
RE-4SO
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FOLIJOWINQ DESIRARLK PROPERTY ; RU3I-
ness lot corner. GOilSO ft. . In So. Omaha , pixvd.
Dusiness lot , COxlSO feet. Improved , South Omaha.
street paved.
Tract (24 ( lots ) , S6th St.
Tiact (20 ( lots ) 30th St.
For particulars apply 1012 Farnam St.
St."RE
"RE 9tt
FINE IRRIGATED LANDS WITH WATER
right en 10 years' time at 6 per cent : a chance
ol a lifetime ; write for book describing land ;
In connection with this we do a general real
estate and loan bus. Wyoming Development
Co. . K24 Capitol Ave. , Omaha. L. L. Johnson ,
agent. RE Mill M27'
NEW , MODERN 5-ROOM COntAGE , LARGE
lot , $500 cash , balance to milt , Address O 39
Pee. RE Ml"3 '
SNAPS-45XC6 FEET ON 1STH NEAR DODOE
street , suitable for 2 brlrk houses , price $2,700 ;
66x132 fe t with brick house , N. 13. corner
20th and Cumlng streets , prlco $0,0 0. J. N.
Frenzer , opp. old P. O , RE M59I
UNENCUMRERED MODERN OMAHA ItEsT-
dence for sale or trade for Improved Iowa
farm. Address H 34 , Bee. RE 732-A1 *
MAKE ME AN OFFER ON TWO LOTS IN
Walnut Hill addition. Oscar Groshell. Salt
Lake. Uta h. RE M768 A9
HOUSES , IXTS. PARMS , LANDS ,
also flre Insurance , Rcmls , Poxton Wit.
RE-4S2
_ _
WANTED TO PURCHASE 160-ACRE FARM IN
Douglas or Sarpy counties , well Imuiwed .vlth
orchard nnd some small fruit , for rash CHS-
tomera. R. C. Peters & Co. , U , S. Nat. Rank
bldg. RE MJ18
denco district In South Omaha ; easy , terms ;
cheap houses In all parts of the city ; easy
terms. R. C. Peters & Co. , U. S. Nat. Dank
bldg. RI3 JIS21
FOR SALE. 9-ROOM HOUSE. 4032 1ZARD
street. RE M348 29
DRESSMAKING.
, DRESSMAKING , FAMILIES. 2504 DAVENPORT
277 M22
IMWMIHOKEIIS.
.
K. MAROWITZ LOAN3 MONEY. 41S N. 16TH
4S6
AVANTGO TO IIOIlllOW.
LOAN WANTED FROM HOME CAPITAL , $ I.4CO
to $ l,60u at 7 per cent : security on good Inside
residence property. Address K 21 , IJee.
IJee.M320
-M320 21
, IIOTKLS FOR RRXT.
BUILDING. SUITABLE FOR HOTEL ; 30
room * and large store room ; central location.
Bemls , Paxton Blk. SCO
F.X'POSITIOX FUOXTACJBS FOR REST.
OROUND LEASES FRONTING EXPOSITION ,
nemls , Paxton Illk. 4S9
STENOGRAPHERS.
:
WE SOLICIT AND FURNISH POSITIONS FOR
Stenographer * free. The Smith-Premier Typewriter -
writer Co. Telephone. ltS4. 499
'
niCYCLES.
* FOR It YOU CAN GET YOUR WHEKL CLEAN-
cj and adjusted. Om Hlcjcle Go's. l > hone 1S65.
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IT
FURNITURE PACKED.
I. M. S. WALKIN. 2111 CUMING. TEL. 1331.
-488
'T
TVI'HWITEIIS.
TYPEWRITERS FOR RENT $4 00 PER MONTH.
The Smith-Premier Typewriter Co. . IC2J Far-
nam St. ; telephone. 12SI. 191
MUSIC.
1-
1y PEIKKSEN'S MUSIC SCHOOL : PIANO , VIO-
y tin , mandolin , guitar , zither ; German method.
t- ; 513 Sheely block ; terms reasonable. S5 Apt *
,
EMPLOV3IE\T OFFICE.
CITY EMPLOYMENT HUREAU. 1417 FARNAM
street. Rooms 1 and S Tel. 14M 492
FINANCIAL.
LIFH INSURANCE POUCIE3 BOUQHT FOR
cash. Rlchanl H < rzf ld , 171 LSalU St. , Chi-
ca a. UI1B All
FOtM ) .
TAKEN t'Ti ONE STEEli ! MARCH c !
WoUht nl > iut 1.200. Crll nt Roberts. I'urlntxn
, > c H.JiTls' Slock Exchange South Omahn ,
( uil Identify name and pay charges
Found-M 11123'
IIHICIC.
LOUISVILLE IIRICK CO. , R'D 'niADB ; tel. 1ST.
340 M2J
POST OFFICE \OTICI .
( Should be read DAILY by nil Interested
as chnnges may occur nt nny time. )
VorclRn mnlla for the week cndlnR March
SC , 1S9S , will close ( I'HOMPTIA In nil
oases ) at the Kollernl j/oatotllce an fol-
lown ; I'AIICKI.3 VOST MAILS close ono
hour earlier than , 'ciusln ; tlmo shown
'
below. , ? ' ,
Triiim-.Vdaiitlc Sin I In.
WEDNESDAY At a. m. tor EUROPE.
per 8. . l.n. N vnrre * . via Havre ( letter
nniMt lo dlrectefl rilier I a Navarre , " ) ; nt
7 n. tn. ( stippe.nientnry ! U a. m. ) for C\ > -
UOI'W. per s. H. New York * , via South
ampton ( Icttor , fov Ireland must bo di
rected "per NPW orlc" ) ! nt n n. m. ( sup
plementary I0w : : n , m. ) for KUHOPE. TKT
s. a. Mnjefltlc'.nvUuQuceiiatowti ; at 10 n.
in. for UELQWirM. direct , per s. s. West-
ornlnnd , via Antwerp ( lottery must be di
rected "per Wt'SHermand" ) .
HUUSDAY Af'B ft ! m. for EUROPE , per
H. s. NormatnUa * , via Cherbourg , South
ampton nnd HnmVwrB.
ATUKDAY At 0 a'J m. for EUHOPE , per
s. ? . CntnrKinlu * . via Qtteenstownj at S
a. tn. for NETUE LANDS direct , per 9.
s. ICdam. via llottrrdam ( letters must be
directed "per Kdam" ) ; at S n. m. for
GENOA , ixr s . s. Kttlda ( letters must bo
directed "per Fulda" ) ; at 10 a. in. for
SCOTLAND direct , per s. s. Anuhorla ,
via Gla-Kow ( letters must bo directed
"per Ancliorla" ) .
PJltNTKD MATTER , ETC. German steamer *
sailing on Tuesdays lake Prtr.ted Matter , etc. .
for Octmany , nnd .Specially Addresred Printed
Matter , etc , for other parts of Europe. Amer
ican nnd White Star steamers on Wednesdays ,
German steamers on Thursdays , and Cunard ,
French ami German steamers un Saturdn > s take
I'rinted Matter , etc. , tor n.l fi.untrics lor which
they are advertised to cariy mail.
After the eloilng 01 the Supplementary TransAtlantic -
Atlantic Malls named above , additional supple
mentary malls arc openixl on the piers of the
American , E.igllsh. French and German steam
ers , anl remain open until within Ten Minutes
of the hour of sailing of steamer.
fur Son 111 mill Ci-ntrul Aniorlc-n ,
Went luilii-B , Kte.
\VEDNESUAY-At 2 : 0 n. m. for POUT AN
TONIO , per steamer from Philadelphia :
fit S n. m. .for BERMUDA , per s. t. Trin
idad ; nt 12 m. for GRENADA. TRINIDAD
nnd TOHAGO , per s. s. Grenada ; n.t 1 p.
m. for CU1IA , per s. s. OrizVitia , via Ha
vana ; at 1 p. m. ( supplementary 1 :30 : p. m. )
for NASSAU , N. 'P. ' , > per s. s . Antllla.
THUHSOAY-At 7:20 : a. m. for LA PLATA
COUNTRIES direct , per s. s. John W.
Taylor ; nt 10 a. m. ( supplementary 1030
n. in. ) for HAITI , per s. s. Andes.
'RIDAY At 1 p. m. for RAHRADOS di
rect nnd NORTH BRAZIL , via Para ,
Maranham nnd 'Ceara , per s. s. Benedict.
SATURDAY At 10 n. m. ( supplementary
10:30 : a. m. ) for FORTUNE ISLAND. JA-
WAICA , SAVANILLA and GREYTOWN ,
per s. s. Alene ( letters for Custa Rica
must bo directed "per Alene" ) ; at 10:30 :
a. m. for CAIMPECHE. CHIAPAS. TA-
JJASCO and YUCATAN , per s. P. Concho
( letters for other varts of Mexico and for
Cuba must bo directed "per Concho" ) ;
at 11 a. in. ( supplementary ll.TO : a. in. )
for VENEZUELA and CURACAO , also
SAVANILLA nnd CARTIIAGENA. via
Curacao , 'per a. s. Philadelphia ; at " 7 p.
m. lor NASSAU , N. P. , per g. s. Miami ,
from Miami. Pl.t. ; at 8:30 : p. m. for NEW
FOUNDLAND , per steamer from North
Sydney.
Malls for Newfoundland , by rail to Halifax nnd
thence by fteamcr. close at this ofllc' dally at
8:30 : p m. Malls for Miquelou , oy rail to Bos
ton and the ice by steamer , dote nt this office
dally at 8:50 : p. m. Malls for Cuba close nt
this ofllce dally at 7:00 n , m. for forwaidlng
by steamers salline ( Mono.y : > and Thursdays )
from Port Tampa. Fia. Malls for Mexico City ,
overland , unless specially addressed for dispatch
by steamer , olojc nt this ofllce dally at 2:30 :
a. m. nnd 2:50 : p. m. "Reglsterea mall closes
at 6:00 : p. m. preUous day.
TriiNN-Pnoirio Mulls ) .
for China and Japan ( specially nd-
dressed only ) , per s. s. Empress of India
( from Vancouver ) close hero dally up to
March "L'l at : p. m. Stalls , for the
Society Islands , per ship Trojilc Bird ( from
Ran Krnncico ) . close hers dally Op to
March 25 at Olrb p ! m. Malls for China ,
Japan nnd Hawaii , per s. s. Reticle ( from
San Francisco ) . " clp'e here dally up to
March 27 at 6:30 : p. m. iMalls for China
and Japan , ci s. s. Victoria ( from Tn-
comn ) , close nere dally up to March " 27
at 6:30 : p. m. Malls for Hawaii , per s. s.
Xcnlnndla ( from -San Francisco ) , close here
dally up to March'Sl at 6:30 : p. m. Malls
for Australia ( excqpt West Australia ) .
New Zealand. 'Hn.Tiill nnd FIJI Islands ,
iper s. s. Mlower.i ( from Vancouver ) , close
here dally after March " 13 and up to March
31 at 0:20 : p. m. Mails for Australia ( ex
cept those for West Australia ) which are.
forwarded via EJurcfre , Ne-A' Zealand , H.i-
wall. FIJI and Sarrtoan Islands , per s. s.
Alnmeda ( from San Francisco ) , clo'o here
dally up to April "IS nt 7 a. m. 11 a. m.
and 6:30 : p. m , ( or dp arrival at New York
of s. s. Campania with British malls for
Australia ) .
_ _ _ _
Trans.Paclflp mallsre.forwarded to port of sail
ing dally Bid tle ; schedule of closing Is ar-
rangei' on the presumption of their uninter
rupted overland transit. "Registered mall
closes nt G p m. previous day.
CORNELIUS VAN COTT. Postmaster.
Postofllce , New York. N. Y. . March 18. 1S9S.
RAILROADS.
BURLINGTON & MISSOURI
HUer Railroad "The Durllne-
ton Route" Oneral Offices , N.
W. Corntr Tenth tnd Farnam
Streets. Ticket Office , 1502
Farnam Street. Telephone 230.
Arrive.
Lincoln , Hastings and
McCook
9:33 : am
Lincoln , Denver. Cole
rado. Utah , California.
Hlack Hills , Montana
anl Puget Sound 4:05 :
Lincoln Local 7:01 : pm 7:40 : pm pm
Lincoln Fast Mall
" 11 : am
Denver. Colorado , Utah ,
California and I'uget
Sound , .
* nx5nm
lllSopm
Dally. Dally except Sunday.
KANSAS CITY. ST. JOSEPH
Gurlington * " . htounf' ' > " ' " nallroad-
"The Bu'llneton Route"
Olllce. JM2 Farnam
Route Telephone 250 Depot
Leave. Arrive
Kansas City Day Ex. . . 8.05 am B-40 Dm
KMisas City Nlfht Ux. . ! 0:00 : pra 5:30 : im
CHICAGO. nnitLlNOTON .
Qiiuicy Railroad "The JJuilt
Burlington
j.Stoii ; Koute"-Tl ket Office ,
] fc ? 1'"rnn" > Street. Telephone
Route Z . Depot Tenth and Mason
bueets. T Iephon 12S.
Leave. Arrive.
Ex. . . . , .
: hlcago Vesttbuled sawpm 7:35 : am
Chlcptto Express M am 4:15 pm
ChlcoKo & St. Louis Ex 7:43 : pm 7:33 : nm.
Pacific Junction Local. . " 11:50 : am 6:40 : pm
Fait Mall 2:60 : pm
ChIran" Special ' 12:05 am 11:50 : pm
* Daily. Dally except Sunday.
UNION I'ACmc-"THE OVERland -
land Rout " -General Ofllces. N.
E. Corner Ninth and Farnam
Streets. City Ticket Office. 1302
Farnam Street. Telephone 515.
Leava. Arrive.
"Tho Overland Limited"
for Denver. Salt Lake.
western points 8:50 : am 4:45 :
pm
The Colorado Special ,
for Denver and all
Colorado points HUi5
pm 7oo ; am
Fast mall train for
Salt Lake , Pacific
coast and all western
points 4J5 : pm 7.00 am
Lincoln , Beatrice and
Stromsburr Express . . 5:00 : pm MU:20
pm
Fremont , Columbus ,
Norfolk. Grarra Is
land and Kearney 4:33 pta
Grand Island Expreis. . " 5:00 : pra " 11:20
Dally. " Dally except SundiV" pin
MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILROD
General Offices and Ticket
Odlce. Merchants National Hank
Uulldln * . 124 Farnam sfiKt
TeUphnne 104. Depot. Fifteenth
and AV.tbster Streets. Telephone
KaTSTCi * * " " ' ' Arrtve'
Nebra.Ua
Llmtud * * 1:0' pm i:5J :
pm
Kansai city and SS
Loul Express : . . ' 9:30 : pm t.OO am
N-braikki Local , * 4:30 : pra " 9:43 : am
Dslly. Dally except Sunday.
WADASH RAILROAD-TICKET
o l- . . , j i-i Farnam Struct. Tele
phone ISJJ. Depot. Tenth and
Mus.,1 Htris , TelrpoDr m.
B.ii s Iir- A"iv-
Express
II VIMI4)AIS.
rilRMONT , IILK1IORN AND
MUsuuri vll y llftilnay ( len.
eral Offices. United States Na
tional Ilnnlt IHilKllnK. South.
west Cirner Tnelft'i and Par-
. nam Streets. Ticket Olftee ,
1401 I'arnsrn Street. Telephone 861. Depot , Fif
teenth and \Vehsler Streets Telephone 1451.
Lca\c. .ArrUe.
lltack Hilts , Deadwood
nnd Hot Springs 5:00 : pm 6:00 : pm
Wyoming Caspar and . . . . .
UouKlas 3 : Pm B:00 : pm
Hastings , York , David
City. Superior , Oenexn
Exeter nnd Se Hrd. . . . 3:00 : pm 5:00 : pm
Norfolk. West Point and
Fremont 7W : nm * 10lj : am
Llncaln , Wiihoo and . . .
Fremont 7V : ) am lO ! j am
Premont I cal * 7:50 : am
Dally. Dally except Sunday. Sunday
only. Pilly except Saturday. Dally
cxccot Monday ,
CHICAOO. ST. PAUL. MINNE-
apolls & Omaha Hallway
Ucnernl Offices , Nebrn ka 1)1-
Mslon , Fifteenth and Webster
Streets. City Ticket Ofllce ,
1401 Farnam Street. Telephone
601. Depot , Fifteenth and Webster Slreets. Tele-
phoiia 1153. . .
Iave. . Arrive.
flloux City Accommoda. . 1:50 : am S:20 : pm
Sioux City Accommodn. . 9:50 : nm 8W pm
IJIalr. Emersan , Sioux
City. Ponca. Hartlnu-
ton nnd Illoomflcld. . . . 1:00 : pm Mll:5o : nm
Slwix City. Mankato , St.
Paul , Minneapolis . . . . " f :51 : pm 8M : am
Emerson Passenser 6:10 : pm 8:15 : am
Dally. Dally except Sunday. Sunday
only. This train stops nt stations Florence
to South Hlalr. Include , Sundays only ; on week
days. South Hlalr only.
UIIICAOO A NORTHWESTern -
ern Hallway City Ticket Of
fice , 1401 Farnam Street. Telephone -
phone tjCl. Depot , Tenth and
Mason Streets. Telephone 12i.
- , , . Leave. Arrive.
ujllKht Chicago Spe
cial 7:00 am ll:5S : pm
M.ssourl Valley , sioux
City , St. Paul nnd
Minneapolis 5:40 : am 10:43 : pm
Missouri Valley , Sioux
.City 7:40 : am 5:03 : pm
Dennlson , Carroll , Wall
Lake , from llroadnay ,
Council muffs " 9:00nm : 8:45 : nm
Eastern Express , D s
Molnes. Marshtlltown ,
Cedar Rapids , Chicago. 10:30 : am 4:33 : pm
Atlantlo Kl > er. ChlcjRo
and East 4:43 : pm 4:55 : pm
Fast Mall , Chicago to
Omaha 3:10 : pm
Missouri Valley , Sioux
City , St. Paul , Minne
apolis Limited 4J1 : pm 8:50 : am
Omaha-Chicago Special. . 64i ! pm 8:50 : nrn
Dally. Dally except Sundoy.
SIOUX CITY & PACIFIC RAIL ,
road General OIHcei , United
States National Bank Dulld-
Ing , S. W. Corner Twelfth and
Farnam Streets. Ticket Office.
; . . . , . . . . 1401 Farnam Str < et. Telephona
CC1. Depot , 15th and Webster Sts. Telephone 4M
- UeaV * A"'Ve' '
Sioux-City , Mankato.
" Mlnnnl" > II r:55 : pm
OMAHA & ST. LOUIS RAILROAD
PSEI Omuha , Knnbas City & East
ern Railroad "Tho Port Arthur
ARTHUR
Route" Ticket Office , 1415 Farniwn
RfiUIL Street. Telephone. SSS. Dpot ,
Tenth and Mason Streets. Tele
phone ns.
Lvave. Arrive.
St. Ixmls Cannon Rail
Express 4S3pm : 11:30 : nm
Qulncy Express 5:40 : am 9:50 pm
> Dally.
CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND &
Pacific Railroad "The Great
Rock IslnnJ Route" City
Ticket Otllce , 1323 Farnam
Street. Telephone 423. Depot.
Tenth and Mason Streets.
Telephone 12S.
- Leave. Arrive.
af fr
Vestlbuled Exprcssj . . 4:50 : pra 1:43 : pm
Lincoln , Colorado Sp gs ,
Chicago. Des Molnes & . . . .
Rock Island 7.00pm 8:15 am
Atlantlo Exprcts , for
Dei S'olnes and east
ern points " 7:20am 8-M pin
Colorado river " 7:00 : pm * 9-05 urn
1 Dally riatlv exceot Sundav.
CHICAGO. MILWAUKEE & ST.
Paul Hallnuy City Ticket
Olllce. IM Farnam Street.
Telephone 2T4. Depit , Tenth
and Mason Sticets. Tele
phone 128.
128.Leave. . Arrive.
Chicago Limited Ex. . . . Bus pm * 8:05 : am
Omaha and Chicago Ex 11:00 am 1:50 : pm
Daily.
ItlOllIM ) CHINA'S TIIROM .
TinICniMT r \oiu-ntUy , the ! ) < > TV-
IIKCII2niiir ! HS3 IN "It. "
There is n young man in Pckln who
would be tremblltiK Just now In his skin ,
eays the HVcstmlnster Review , if he were
only able to realize properly the danger that
is threatened to him and hn ! empire. Ho is
Die Emperor Kuang Hsu , euphemistically
known as the son of lieaven and brother of
the sun. Ho is the most eclidcC : monarch
on earth. When he appears In luM'c ' ,
which Is rarely , matting la hung up In fronl
ot all the houses aa.l strips of cloth are
stretched across the- alloys and side strceti
through which the Imperial procession must
pass. Ho la Invariably accompanied by a
vast rctinno of roldlers and an nrmv ol
courtiers , and the man who peeps around the
corner or has his eyes fastened to a hole
In the matting Is liable to bo * blinded by a
bullet or an nrrow. When he Is at home ho
Is carefully hidden away In the center of A
big Tartar city ( which Is In the center of
the Chinese city ) at I'ektn , and you have to
go through thrco sets of walls simply an
Impossible task for an European visitor
before you approach the building in which
ho Is kept , guarded by eunus'is. . ,
Though ho Is generally credited with too
possession of an ugly temper , which Incites
him to smash the brlc-a iric of his cra't-
menta when ho cannot have his own way ,
his efforts at ruling go no further than
doing what he Is told to do. He Is kept In
order ancestor worship being a strong
point In the celestial moral code by the
old empress dowager , who practically runs
I ho state show , and who Is Influenced some
times by whims , working through a thin
leaven of diluted slatesmanllko feeling , and
Fonietlmcs by that backstairs palace In
trigue which works through the favorable
medium of her favorite ennuch , Pitslan-ll.
Kuang Hsu which means the Illustrious
succession has been under the old lady's
thumb since he was four years of age ,
when he was chosen to succeed T'ung-chl.
She supervised his education. S.e ! plckpJ
out his wives for him , and shn makes the
ladles of hla harem skip today If they
don't walk chalk in her presence. 01
course , she took her own friends when she
selected his wives , and she has him . ° o
hemmed about with her officials and girls
that If ho had a will of his own he wouldn't
know how to use It. The empress dowager
who has bossed the tsung-11-yamen for a
generation. Is no - 63 years old , She was
the secondary wlfo of the emperor Hflen
Fnngr. She was at the head of the empire
durltv a greater part of the Taoplng re
bellion. She managed Its affairs during Its
war with France , and she has had more
than ono taste ot Russian diplomacy. She
1s Euld to have a mind of her own , and al
of the Chinese respect and fear her. She Is
a stickler 09 to form , and Insists that nl
business shall bo done through the young
emperor , though she really directs what ho
Is to < ta. She la even more secluded than
the emperor , and when she receives her of
ficials and the cabinet ministers her prac
tice Is to sit behind a screen while tb y
talk at her through It unless she IMS some
thing strong to say to them.
The emperor Is 27. lean , undersized and
unhealthy. 'His features are Tartar as con
tradistinguished from Chinese ; the reigning
family being ( as every one should know , bill
probably does not ) Tartar. He does al
his business at night and he sleeps in the
daytime. > Ho begins his work about 2 In
the morning after a midnight breakfast
when ho receives his cabinet ministers
who , on being ushered into his presence
go down on their knees and perform the
seven-faced "Ko-tou" that IB , bump their
heads again and again on the floor. They
also remain on their knees while before
him. Everything about and connected with
Kuang Hsu is regulated by law. oven to
his meals. According to the old Chinese
books there- must be placed before him dally
thirty pounds of meat In a basin and seven
pounds boiled Into soup. He has a dally
allowance of about a pound ot hog's fat am !
butter , and ho has the right to order two
sheep , two fowls and two ducks , while his
drink for the day Is restricted to the milk
of eighty cowi and the steeping of seventy-
flvo parcels of tea. It is probable that his
real diet U different , but these are the
regulation provisions , and If he de lrea any
thing that U not on the menu the board
having charge of the Imperial table has to
he consulted. It 1s more than doubtful
whether hla majesty realizes bis eialtej
situation and ; tils pownr. UIo has been
hxnmeoT to > and fooled til his life. He
( kuows nothing ot modern civilisation , and.
In splto ot the recent war , next to nothing
of modern warfare. 1lo has never revloncd
and U not capable of reviewing his army
atvl his common amusement Is to shoot with
a bow and arrow. If ho over had In htm
the makings of a character they must have
been ruined long since by. his moilo ot llfo
and his surroundings.
The farmer , the mechanic ami the blcyclo
rMer nro liable to unexpected cuts nnd
bruises. DoWttt'a Witch Hazel Salve la the
beat thing to keep on hand. It heals quickly ,
ami la a well known cur&for piles.
111 YIAH.V CASH : IIAC ic.
Ho Told It to n Urnpliopliouo , ( lint tea
a Trlrpliomnnil Hint to Him.
W. IE. Terry ot Galu.ihurg , III. , relates the
News , IIR.I 1icen having considerable fun
lately with his brother-'ln-l w , Dr. Hall of
Kewanee , nnd perpetrated a joke on him
ho ntlior day that 'was as unique as orlglnnl ,
Mr. Terry has a graphophone , and a few
njs ago sent the machine to Ken.nice.
vhcre some ot his relatives talked Into It ,
) r. Hall happened to find some extra
cylinder * , and no ho tnlkeJ a f.ika tory of
ono of .Mr. Terry's big deer shots In th
northern woods last fall.
Of course the owrtor of the machine was
greatly astonlahcd when ho was trying the
cylinders after the graphophoite had been
returned to him In hearing such a tale about
himself. ( Recognizing the voice , ho deter
mined to have some sport with It. Yesterday
ho called up 1)r. Hall 'by ' telephone In Ii'ii
olllce In Kewanco ami said that a man
wanted to speak with him.
After some further preliminary remarks
between the two ends of the line Mr. Terrjr
placed the mouth of the graphophono near
the drum of the telephone and turned tlio
switch. Holding the receiver to tils ear ho
could hear the astonishing exclamations of
the doctor nt the other end ot the line , who
was listening to his own voice thirty mllei
away. Ho agreed that the joke was on him
nnd offered to give up If the fairy tale could
only bo suppressed.
TO cuitn coi.o i > o.vi : DAY
Take Laxative Uronio Quinine Tablet * . All
druggists refund the money It It fulls to euro.
2bc. The ceuulao has L. U. Q. ou oatt , tablet.
A HIIRKWn nVK FOIL TlIK DAMACK *
Phil May In Punch. _ I
MacNab ( whoso wife has met with a slight accident on the railway , to
railway agent , who has called to offer condolence , and produces ono or two
pounds by way of consolation ) Na , na , if she tlces It will likely be two or
three hundreds !
"
OH HAT \IIV.\NTAOi I : .
Phil May In Punch ,
Old Farmer Jones ( who has been to a local cattlu show , and seen a horne
less carriage for the flrst tlmo ) MOB her carsh may bo all very well ( hlc )
but they can't find 'er way home by 'omshelves1
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From Judy
"What ! begginc-again ! Didn't I tell you not to u k me for any mor
mont r ? "
1 "It'a the fault , of my secretary , sir. He ain't struck your a m off ajl
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