to THE OMAHA DAILY BEEfr. CyUESDAY , MARCH 22 , .1808.
SPECIAL NOTICES
AiUrrllxriurnts for tlifsc columns
nil ! lie tnkdi tinlll la in. for the
ctrnlnK iiml tinlll 8 l > . m. for < he
inornlnir nnd Stinilny editions.
AilvrrtlNfrii , li > - rcqucslliiK n iinm-
ticrctl check , cnn lime nnsircru ntl-
ilrcsspil In n iiuiiilMTciI letter In cnrc
of The Ilee. . * nsT ersi no mlilreancd
nlll he ilellrered on iirvseiitntlon of
the check only ,
Iliites , 1 1-ao n tTorrt ( Irnt ltmerllon |
Ic n word therenflerothliiR tnkcn
for Iran tliiui li..e for tlie llrnt Itmcr-
lloii. 'I Ill-He nilvertUementH I"nut bo
run coiiNfcntlvel } ' ,
\VA\TiU SlTIUTIOXS.
J1Y AMKUICAN WIDOW , lIOUHKKKKPEn TOP.
wldinver. housekeeper or head chamherm.ild In
I'ulnei.cit
hotel , BO-jd rcfertnces. Mrs.
Oranuc ,
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HITl'ATION AS SALESMAN I'OH MATIJHIAL
or c ntrnctors1 supplies ; well ncqunlnted with
trade. Address J W , lleo olllce. A M1C2S2
LA i > vr WA"NTS LI n 1 1 T iiousnwoau : SMALL
VftK" ' . Address 1C 2S. tlte. _ A M377 gi *
7ot.S'll MAN ACrjIIAlNTni ) IN THK CITY
wl i understands care of horses wants i sl-
II n us dPllxery tnnni best references. Ad-
ilrciH 1C 31 , I lee. A 3T8J1'
JlV YOl'NO LAUY. AH S
vltli'ufll u cxiierlence ; unill salary ut llrst. K
-C , Toe A M591 21'
LAss OHUMAN IIAKKH , ON
lupiil , cal.ts , piftrlt- * , also ormmentlnK. In
ImKen nr hotel , us pmtry cook ; cll > or coun
try. K 3T , lice. _ A XI3S9 K' _
WANTHD-POSITION AS MANAC.CH OP1
hotel by nn i-xptrlenceil man , rtf renee nrt
H.IM K 41 , Ilee. A-MIO-1 ! !
iiJM.\I/IJ IIKI.P.
CANv\sr.na TO TAKI : ORDERS ; NII\V LINK
of vvoik. no hcnvy anJi 'o firry ; t .Jury or
commission. C. > \ Ail.um Co , 3'l "i. I th si.
11 113
SALESMAN ron CIGARS , w. A MONTH AND
expense * ; old llrm ; experience unneceM.iry ; _ ln-
durementu to customers U. C. Illshop At Co. ,
bl. Louis. i-4jO
AOHNTSANn IIRANCII MANAGERS : SALARY
and commission. Hunter TnllorlnK & Silrt
Co. . Clnclnnill , O. ll-Mias-Aprll 1C *
VANTIID ] AN rTxi'iminNcni ) PI/IRIST ,
v\ho tpi < nl(8 Oorniui. Apply at 11. HTH I'll
Vlnton St. H " > 3
wiTwANT nxrnnmNCKti oiioANixnRs TO
tnlco charRo of ntnto : irnol money suarniilecd
If > ou enn produce bualncss. luiperln1 Mvatlc
LoKlon , Uninlin. Mll U
WORK rOU US AT YOUR HOMK ! DAY OR
evening ; J8 to JI2 vvrvkly : no cunvixsslnc or
experience requ'r'd ' : lull pnrtlcutnrH nnl v"nrk
nmlliMl on nppllcnllon. Columbian Mfc. Co ,
SOI N , Hth St. . Philadelphia. Pa. P M1I3 7
TOlTcAN MAKR t:3 00 CLHAR WITH A ZONO-
phone ; belt talking machine ; hear It hnlf v
inlle- write before tetrltory Is nil taken. West
ern Qrnmop'iono Cti , Council llun9 ) , Ia
li'-M2S M23
WANTT.D A GOOD HARNESS MAKER.
Vosler & Son , Council Uluffs. n-14S- .
8AL'KMr.N TO SELL TOILKT SOAI * TO
de-ilTs ; $100 per month salary nnd expends :
experlenre unneccs-ary. Ixiiils Ernst Co. Pt.
- ' Mo. . T.-M172
WANTED A HOOD HUE AD AND TAKE
baker. Addresi K 2. Hee. B-M312 23 *
WANTED ] SA i .1 : SMEN TO CAIUIY ou u
Inbilcitlnff elli nndnrnlshes on comml i n ;
nldi > line or i-xcluslvely ; references. Austin &
McOee. Cle\ eland , O. 3-M2J7 ! < ,
GOOD ACENTH , L\DITR Oil OENTS , J5 00
per day o hustle , 43S-43D Paxton blk.
IJ-3SO 27
WANTED , A OOOD nilSINESS MAN TO TAKE
rhariip of i state npency nnl nn exhibit nt the
TrnnrmtKiOsslppl Exposition t Omahn. Neb ,
Tor further particular ! ) add'ess 203 N. rarpt-n-
ter street , n. 1 , Chicago. III. D M39Q 24'
A. TULUSMEN. TO FRLL CH1ARS TO DEAIx-
ers : we pay from $ r > 0 to JJOO p r month salary
nml expenses ; exprlcnTe unnecessary : per
manent nrtltlon. The Do Mora Clear Co. ,
Sprlncnrt I , O. n-M39i 22
, . \.VTr.nKEMAI/K
100 OIHl3 FOR ALL KINDS OF WORK : $3 TO
$7 week. Canadian Olllce , 1522 DoiiRlas.
11M1 II ; C-131
GOOD COOK. APPLY 140 N. 33D ST.C .
C M229 ;
NliUSB ailllA11OUT "l4 YEARS OLD ;
Scandinavian preferred. 1107 N. ISth.C .
C M372 22
WANTED" GOOD GITIL FOR GENERAL
housework. 1330 So. 30th Ave. Good wages.
C M3S6 ! 4
FOR HEXT IIOUSES.
CHOICE HOUSES & COTTAGES ALL OVEH
clly. 13 tu $73. Fidelity , 1st Moor N. Y. Life.
D-452
HOUSES. WALIACD , BROWN BLOCK. 16TH
and DouKlas. D 433
UUIOB LIST. M'CAGUE , 11TH AND DODOU
D-131
HOUSES. FIATS. GARVIN BROS. , 1C13 FAR'JI
D-4-J
HOUHK3. J. II. SHERWOOD , 423 N. Y. LIKE ,
D-43S
H" " IN ALL PARTS OF TUB CITY. THI '
O r. Davis Company. VSf > Fnrnam. D 437
HOUSES. BENEWA & CO. , 103 N , ISTH 8T
D-413
1IOU3I . STORES. UEMIS. PAXTON IllXHnc ,
D 139
NEW COTTAGE. MONTHLY PAYMENTS CO
Bee nidg. D-M351
DETACHED MODERN 12-HOOM , ALSO 9-IIOO1U
house ; key at 2348 Cap. Ave. Tel , 571. n II
Roblson. D M423
1IOVINO HOUSEHOLD GOOD" ? AND PIANOS '
Om. Van & . StoraRe Co , 151IVJ Farnam. Tel l.'ca'
D Mr.21
EXCEPTIONAL OPPORTUNITY FOR RIGHT
party to open an excluslto family hotel ani
nnartment house for railroad snd depot em.
pl s on South 10th street , Omaha , within twc
blocks of the new HurlliiKton ami Union Pa
rlllc depols ; new bulldln ; contains 50 IIITRI
room : accommodations tor aliout 10) persons
will lei o tir term to re > pen lble party wh <
tms rapttnl to furnish and conduct a llrst-clasi
place , n 51. Ilee. D 670
-ROOM MODERN fLAT. 1112 SOUTH 11TH
D-M1C9
Toil RENT. MODERN 8-ROOM FURNISH El
house. 823 So. 23lh Ave. I ) 2li 21 *
0-llOOM HOUSE ON CAPITOL .AVU. It C
Petera & Co . U. 8. Nat. Hank bldir. n M3IO
Jl-ROOM HOl'SE ON CAPITOL AVE. NBAli
IVh st. U. C. Peters & Co. . U , S. Nat. n.inl
bldR. 11 U320
CENTRAI * I'NEQUALLKO COHNER I'L.XT
nil mniiern Improvements. Apply Tliard. 22 :
N 2llh. D M392 24
rnit
THE INhORMATION 1IUUUMI , 1319 rARN\\M
l-.MtlS M3
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3 NICK ROOMS HOUSEKEEPING. 1112 POl'TI
Hlh. K-M763
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A WELL FURNISHED I'RONT ROOM WITH
bath , to one or two Kentlemen. Ihe block1
from iwstotllce. Address J 67 , Ilee. E 201
DESIRABLE ROOM. it. P. ROYS , N. i' L
1U1 . 'Phone 811. E-M211 A17
JCIOSLY FfnviSHED ROOMS ; PRIVATE PAM
lly. 1811 Cuss. E-M3JO 26
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IN PRIVATE FAMILY. I9H I > 1r.E. |
( TRANSIENTS ACCOMMODATED ) . ni > WEEK
uu ; large front roams ; lay window ( UM
of cook ftoxf ) . 511 North 19th. 17-M3S3 2S
rilltMSHKI ) HOOMS AXD IIUAIII ) .
THE MKRRIAM. FIRST-CLASS FAMILY HO
tel Uth and Do , IRQ Sts. P 4C2
NICELY "pl'RNISHED FRONT ROOM : PR I
vnto f.imlly , 70J So. 2Slh St. F IIS 5V
; MODERN. SJ21
F-M230 2i
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KlJONntKK HOTEU 8 , E. COR. 1CTH ANI
WeLslvr Sts. ; steam heat rooms , | 1 5U i r weel
and up. . F MC32
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iiTOPIA. 1721 DAVENPORT ; TRANSIENTS
accommodated. H CU A4 *
TUB ROSE. 2020 HAUNEY ; ROOMS WIT !
ratea reasonable ; transients aecommo
P-M973
R , PLPASANT EAST ROOM WITH O7OI
Uianl ; small family ; convenient to dummy ; on <
b'n ' Ic from Hanscom park street ccr. 1:4 $ So
2Slh. F-M333 a
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FOR UKNT , ROOMS AND BOARD ; FIRST
rlars accommodations ; reaionable r t. 202
llsrr.ev nt F M17I :
rUIlNISHED ROOM3 , 211J GRANT ST
F-M3CS 26 *
riTPNISHRD ROOMS ; GOOD liOARD. HKA
on t : , (18 N. IStu st.
FOR Hi\TSTOnK9 AJTO OFVICKS.
FOR RENT-IN THE REE DUtLDINOl
Uno large comer room , 2il floor , with vault and
private office , water , tit.
Onn Urge front room , 2d noor , divided Into two
rooms by partition ; water , etc.
One Inge corner room , ? d floor , with vault ,
water , etc.
Quo front room , divided by partition , 3d floor.
One corner room , with vmill. id floor.
One large room , : d floor , with partition dividing
It Into one large room and two smaller private
roams ; water , etc.
Two large around floor roomt , fronting 11th St. ,
with \nult.
Several rmnll rooms on 4th floor , with vaults.
All these rooms arc heated with tteam , electrlo
lights , supplied with flrit'class Janitor service.
Elevators run -.ny and all night ; tullatng
strictly fireproof. Apply to fjuperlnundem.
Room 104. Bee building. 1 193
TOR RENT DE-tK ROOM IN OROUND FLOOU
office , Ilee bulldlnx ; water , steam heat , electrlo
light and jinltor tenlce. Apply to Sup'rln-
tcndent. Her bulldlns. 1-197
FOR RENT THE 4-STORY BRICK lUJILDtNO
at 91C I'arnam St. This bultdliiff has n fireproof
cement birernent ; water an all floors ; gni" , etc.
Apply nt the office at The Bee. 1-S19
1-YEAU L1JASK , 1CT1I ST. , 11KT. FARNAM
nnd Ciipltol Ave. Address K 59 , Bee
I-MI01 1C-
WA > TID. :
AGENTS. CITY OR COfNTRY , TO .U.L7.
McDonald's HavoilnR Extincls. WI8 N. 17th
st. , omiiu. j M : : 2 ; *
) _ To itn.vr.
WE CAN SUPPLY DESIRABLn TENANTS
for cowhouses 3 to S rooms within one wick.
If > du < hnvo any houses vacant l ! t them with
u at once. Fidelity , 1st HOOT , N. Y. Life
K-.M370
STOUAOn.
.PACIFIC STORAGE AND -WAREHOUSE CO. ,
I'OS ' 310 Jones ; general storage and forwarding.
OM. VAN & STORAGE , 1311VJ PARN'M. TEL 1139
M 461
_ .To niiY.
C'IRCULAU RIP SAW , SECOND HAND , MUST
bo In Rood working order and cheap. Artdrp1)
K Zt. lice. N-381 21 *
FOIl SALK-FUHMTIIRK.
BEDROOM SUITS. FOLDING BEDS AND ALL
klndt of household KOodt. , In quit business ; no
reasonable offer refused. Neb. Furniture Co ,
110-12 N. ICth st. O-731 A8
STORAGE AUCTION SALE OF FURNITURE ,
carpets , etc. , nt 117 N. 13th , Wednesday , March
2.1 , 2 p. m. This Is n rare opportunity of Ri t-
Hnit RO > XS at jour own price , as the entire lot
must be sold Wednesday. O 363 22'
FOR SALE , A COMBINATION DOUBLE BOOK-
cafc and dcik , large size ; good as new , but
cheap. 1531 So. 29lh St. O-3C3 23 *
FOII HAM : iionsr.s WACJOAS , KTC.
FOR SALE , PERFECTLY GA1TED , REOIS-
tered saddle mare , 7 jenrs old , 13i liands high ;
racks very fnHt ; Rood driver ; lady can handle. ;
also Snyder p'laetun , cheap. 1C 38 , Bee.
P M3S7 24
FOU SALE
HOG AND POULTRY FENCE ; BUTTER THAN
wire ncttlns. Tine Fnwdust for floors. Tel 43S.
901 Duuglaa. Q HI-
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HORSE CLIPPING MACHINES , KNIVES AND
rcpilrs , all standard makes , c > n hand ; Rrtnd-
Inc razors , shears , clippers ; prompt enle .
A. L. Undclar.d. Q M87C
PURE PLYMOUTH ROCK EGGS FOR SET >
tings : We ; roosters , $1.00. 932 North 2Cth.
Q.-CS3
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SEKD SWEET POTATOES. $150 PER BI1L.
TheoJore Williams , 57th and Military Ave. ,
Omaha. Neb. Q MJSO May7
NOAH PERRY. JOBBER AND WHOLESALn
dealer In sener pipe nnd stoneware. 4177
Dodga street , Omaha Neb. Telephone 800.
Q M367 A2
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CHICKEN . HOG AND LAWN FENCES ALT ,
wire : I * bi-at. Wire Works , 14th and Hnrnoy.
FOR SALE-ONE OF THIJ BEST DAIRIES IN
the city. Genuine baiRaln. Inquire J. I
Kemp Feed Co. , J7th and J avonwoith.
Q M5M
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FOR SALE , ABOUT 40.000 2ND HAND ST.
Louis fire brli-k nnd 33,000 building brick , also
'bollem , engine and brick machinery. Wm J
Welshang , City Hall. 'Phone V > 7. Q MC77
SALE , THE ELKOANT BAR FIXTURES
of Palmer house saloon. L. C. Brown. Grand
Island , Neb. Q M769 AS"
BLACKHEADS AND WARTS. HOW TO REmove -
move , 23c. Cyrus Gray , p. O. box 94. Ben-
nctt. Pa. Q-Ml.il A15
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GOOD UPRIGHT PIANO FOR SALE. APPLY
2702 Bristol st. Q M375 23 *
FOLDING BED AND WARDROBE ( CON
blned ) . 2C03 Douglas. Q M400 22 *
MASSAOR , IIATIIS , ETC.
LAURA ELLISON , 119 N. ICTH ( UPSTAIRS ) ,
room 12 , Turko-Htisslnn and plain baths , mas
sage. T M310 A19 *
MRS. DR. LEON , ELECTRIC MASSAGE BATH
parlors ; restful nnd curative. 417 S. llth , up
stairs. T M371 27 *
MME. AMES , MASSAGE AND BATlfs ! 152114
Howard street. T M39I 23 *
PERSONAL.
VIAVI FOR UTERINE TROUBLES. 346-8 BEE
Bids ; physician consultation or health book free.
- U 4 < i6
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CLOTHES CLEANED. PRESSED AND RE
paired : day or night ; dress suits for lilro
Pantorlum. N. E. Cor. 14th and Tarnam. Tell
8C3.
HORBKS CLIPPED , SHORT NOTICE : ONLY
electric clippers In city. Tel. C6. McCormac &
Daunley , Hth & Howard. U-530
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LADIES , HAVE YOUR HAIR DRESSED BEfore -
fore going downtown at the halrdresslng
parlors of Mine. G. Payne. 2303 Leavenworth
st. : tcl , 1SC3 ; nrtlstlo manlojilng , superfluous
hair and facial blemishes removed with elec-
trlijlty ; strictly private. U M847 All *
LAD'IKS , DO YOU DUSIRE A I/JVULY COM-
plei.lon , beautiful bust and perfect health ?
Write me for booklets , descriptive of new nrtl-
cles that will secure these It unv thing In the
world i-an : no lotions. H. D. Williams. Box
67 , South Omaha. U-177 22 *
QUICKEST AND BEST PRINTING FOR LBAbT
money. R. G. Hearsey , I'M Farnnm 'Phone
20C9. * ! VIM n *
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BATHS , M.\SSAOE. MME. POST. 31914 S. 15TH.
U 3S3
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KI/DNDIKEItS , JOIN OUR "HALF PAY GRUB
Stake" part > . Send stamp for ! arjo mip and
pjrtlc-ular . Pioneer Klondike. Transportation
C3. , Room 12 , Security Building , St. Louis. Mo.
U MX1S 22 *
MOVKY TU \KnCAl. . ESTATB.
MONEY TO LOAN AT LOW RATEs
O. F , Davis Co. , IMS Farnam St. W 40S
< T PER CKNT CITY AND FARM LOANS.
Garvln Bros. , 1C13 Farnara St. W M472
WANTED , CHOICE FARM AND CITY LOANS.
It. C. Peters & Co. , U. S. Nat'I Bank Ride ; .
w iq
MONEY LOANED ON MPP.OVED REAL Ei
tale In Omaha , Council Hlnlfi & South Omaha.
W. II , Thomas , & > 3 First Nat'l Bank , Omahi.
W-4T ?
$100.000 00 SPECIAL FUND TO LOAN ON
flrst-clasa Improved Omaln property , or for
building purposes. Fidelity Trust company
W-417
ANTHONY LOAN & TRUST CO. . 315 N. Y. L , ;
quick money at low rates for choice farm l.indi
In Iowa , iiorthern Mlffourl , eastern Nebraska.
W-473
LOAN ON IMPROVED & UNIMPROVED CITY
property.v. . Farnam Smith & Co. , 1320 Fai'm.
W 4C9
MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED OMAHA
real estate. Urennan-Love Co. , 219 S. 16th.
W 470
5V4 PEH CENT MONF.Y. BEMIS. PAXTON Blk.
PRIVATE MONEY. WEAD. 16TH & DOUOU\f >
SIO\IV TO I.OAJl OIIATTKLS.
$10 TO $10.000 TO LOAN ON
HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE AND PIANOS ,
HORSES. WAGONS AND CARRIAGES ,
WAREHOUSE RECEIPTS , ETC. ,
at lowest rates m
Omaha , South Omahn and Council Bluffs.
Nc removal of KVX ! S ; strictly confidential ; you
can ray the loan off at any time or In nny
amounts.
amounts.OMAHA MORTOAOK' 7 > OAN CO. .
SW South ICIh < t.
THE OLDEST. LARGEST AND ONLY INCOR
PORATED LOAN COMPANY IN OMAHA.X473
X473
MONEY UNIU > SALARIED PEOPLE HOLIV
Ine permanent poMtlons , with rc < pen < tble con
cerns upon their own names , without security ;
easy pa > mrnts. Tolman , R 70 , N. Y U bldg.
191 ApU *
MONF.Y TO LOAN ON JEWELRY AND DIA.
mood * . AdJrtm K U , Bt . X 5S317
IIUSI.XBSk CUAfTUES.
TO GET IN OR OUT OF BUSINESS OO IX ) J.
J. Gibson , 511 First Nat'l Bank. Y 479
LIVE STOCK COJJMISSIOA" FIRM. SOUTH
Omaha , wants man with large capital for partner -
ner ; business thoroughly citabllihcd ; refer
ences first-class. Box 44S , Omaha. Y TJ323
J. I WATT. BUILDER AND GENERAL JOB-
blng. 24IS Emmet street * Y-M537 At *
EXCEPTIONAL OPPORTUNITY FOR RIGHT
party to open an exclusive family hotel and
nnartment house for rallroxd nnd depot cm-
iilojes on South 10th street , Omaha , within two
blocks of the new Burlington iind Union Pn.
clllo depots ; new building contain ! CO largi
rooms ; n rommodatlcns for nbout I'M ' persons ;
will lease for trrni to re ponsltlc party who has
capital t'i furnish and conduct a Urst-clnss
place. H 6) ) , Bee. Y 670
FIRST-ClJASS BRICK MANUFArTUniNCJ
plant for one-half actual Value. Address Com
mercial National Bank , Fremont , Neb
Y-M7S3 22
HARNESS AND SADDLE BUSINESS ; COUNTY
sent town , Eastern Nebraska. J. J. Gibson ,
CM First Nafl. Bank. Y-151-24.
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FOR SALE ] GENERAL MERCHANDISE
ftore In n prosperous loctlltvi " splendid op
portunity for the right party. For particulars
wrlto to O. D. Freed , Hugo , Cole _
BEST FA11M IN ELKHORN VALLEY-213 A.
I 0 per ncrc ; Inc. $2,500 equity for merchandise
* ' * . J. J. Gibson , 514 First National Bank
IIETTER THAN KLONDIKE-PERSONS WITH
small or largo capital wMiliiR to m-vVe lrvi > "t-
ments that promise Hi Be returns should ad
dress or call on I * W. Tulle ) s , Council Bluff i ,
la. Y M197 .VG
DRfO STOCK , $ SOO ; DOINO NICE I
J. J. Gibson , 514 1st National. Y M207 27
FURNITURE TOR SALT ] OP A 30-U BOARD-
InK house ; hou for rent. J. J. Gibson , 614 1st
Nat. Bank Bldg. Y-M208 27
I'OH SALE-FIRST CLASS BAKEP.Y AND
confcttloncry : good town of 4,300. flood reason
for selling. G. W. Gregg , Perry , Iowa.
Y M2SO 22 *
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FOR SALE , MEAT MARKET : STEVEN'S
cooler. R. Beal , 36th nnd Hamilton.
Y M277 29 *
(1.00. ( MQ CARDS , ENVELOPES. N < VTEHEADS
or circulars neatly printed. R. O. H in > ey ,
1305 Farnnm. 'Phono 20CO. Y-M I3J :
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WANTED , PARTNER IN" BRICK MANUFAC-
turi > ; glowing town , with prospect of large
business. Address 1C 34 , Bee olllee. Omaha.
Y M313 21 *
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81V3 INVESTED ACTUALLY EARNING 35 PER
cent weekly profits ; rare chance ; no stock or
Klondike nchemo ; snfo enterprise ; control capi
tal > ottr-clf. D. Slonne , 110 St Paul Sir , , Blltl-
more , Md. Y M313 22 *
CASH OltOC-ETlY : GOOD BI'SINra ? 1CA -
tlon ; Omaha. Address K 40 , Bee.T
T MI02 2C
S.1LB nCAIi KSTATC.
KOUNTZE PLACB BARGAINS , $2COO. $3.730 TO
10.600. J. J , Gibson , 614 First Nat. Bank BldR.
RE-'ISO
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FOLLOWING DESIRABLE PROPERTY : BU3I-
ness lot corner , C0xl30 ft , In So. Omahn. pivvd.
Business lot , 60x130 feet. Improved , South Ornaha ,
slroot paved.
Tract (21 ( lots ) , 3 th St.
Tract (20 ( lots ) Sftth St.
For particulars apply 1012 Farnam St.
RE-9C4
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FINE IRRIGATED L\NDS WITH WATER
right en 10 jears' time at C per cent : a chance
of a lifetime ; write for book drscilblng land-
In connection with this we do n general real
S1311"1 ' ? an bus- y ° mlnR Development
Co. , K24 Capitol A > e. , Omaha. L. L Johnson.
RE Mill M27 *
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NEW. MODERN B-ROOM COTTAGE , LARGE
lot , } 300 cash , balance to suit. Address O 3 >
Dge- RE Ml"3 '
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SNAPS-13XOT FEET ON ISTH NEAR DODGE
street , sultnblo for 2 brink houses , price $2.700-
tc\132 fe t with brick house. N. E. corner
20th nnd Cumin * streets , pi ice J6.CKH ) . J. N
Frenzer , opp. old P. O. HE M391
UNENCUMBERED MODERN7 OMAHA ItEsT-
dence for sale or trade for Improved Iowa
faun. Address H 34 , Bee. RE 732-A1 *
MAKE ME AN OFFER ON TWO LOTS IN
Walnut Hill addition. Oscar Groshell , Salt
Lake , Utah. HE M763 A9
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HOUSES , LOTS , FARMS. LANDS. LOANs !
also fire Insurance , Bemls , Paxton blk
I1E-4R2
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WANTED TO PURCHASE 1CO-ACRE FARM IN
Douglas or Sarpj counties , well Improved .vltli
orchard and som * nmall fruit , for rash cus
tomers. It. C. Peters & Co. , U. S. Nat. Rink
° ldg. RE MJ18
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CHOICE BUIIJ5ING I/T IN FINEST ItKJI-
dt-nco district In South Omahar easy terms ;
cheap houses In all parts of the city ; pasy
termIt. . C. Petera & Co. , U. S. Nat. amis
bldR. RE MS21
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FOR SALE. 9-ROOM HOUSE , 4012 IZAIID
street. " HE M346 29
SIIORTIIAXD AND TVI'BWniTCns.
A. C. VAN SANT'S SCHOOL OF SHORTHAND
and Typewriting. 717 N. Y. Life , offers the fol
lowing advantages : Individual Instructions by
cxp rtenced teachers and skillful slenographcrs-
up-to-date methods ; touch system of tjpewrlt-
Ing If preferred ; partlcipitlon In actual work.
for which student * receive pay ; monthly nay.
ments. _ _ j15
AT OMAHA BUSfCOLLECJn. 16TII . DOUQI.AS
_ _
OMAHA SHORTHAND COLLEGE. BOYD'S
tlieater. MSOO M24 *
SHORT-HAND. UP-TO-DATE. TAUGHT BY
court reporters. Boyles' School
, 403-5-7. Bee
Bid * . | 4S1 _
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to $1.600 nt 7 per cent ; security on creed Insldn
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. MJ26 20
LOST.
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, ,
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Lost 3S2 22 *
STOLEN , IN FRONT OF BOSTON STORK
Saturday nlitht. whlti'lioiro. with cut In rlsht
ear ; was hitched to square box buRgy ; n -
harness. L nvi > Infwnmllon to Juhn in m
S. llth , and receive reward , lost M103 2'
HOTF.LS pen nn.\T.
BUILDING. SUITABLE .FOR HOTEL30
looms and large store room ; central location.
Bemls , Pnxton Blk. ono
EXPOSITION FHO\TAOES FOR IIISXT.
GROUND LEASES FRONTING EXPOSITION
P.emla. Faxton Blk. 489
STU.VOGRAIMIEIIS.
WE SOLICIT-AND FURNISH POSITIONS FOR
Stenographers free. Thf Smith-Premier Type-
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Fouxn.
TAKEN UP. ONE OLD BAY MARE , ONE EYK
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BICYCLES.
FOR $1 YOU CAN GET YOUR WHEEL CLEAN-
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M3 A4
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TYPEWRITERS FOR RENT $4 00 PER MONTH
The Smith-Premier Tipewrlter Co. , 1623 Fnr-
nnm St. ; telephone , 1284. 491
MUSIC.
M'ISIC SCHOOL : PIANO. VIO-
tin , mandolin , eultar , ilther ; German method.
513 Sheely block ; terms reutonable. JIG Apl *
EMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
CITY EMPIvOYMENT BUREAU. 1417 FARNAM
street. Rooms 2 and 3. Tel. 1404. 492
FINANCIAL.
LIFD INSURANCE POLICIES BOUGHT FOR
cash. Kichard Herzfeld , 111 LaSallc St. , Chi
cago. M210 A17
DItnSS3IAKIXG.
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2H M2S *
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if. 4IAROWITSC LOANS MONEY. 418 N. ICTH
-IS9
1I11IRK.
LOUISVILLE BRICK CO. , U'U TIL'tDE ; tel. II. .
23 *
Mfcint'At , .
LAUID3I CHICHRSTBn'S KNOL18H PENNY
rulat 'Pills ( Diamond brand ) sre the best. Rife
reliable. Take no'other fiend 4o stamps foi
particulars , "Relief for L dloV In letter b ]
return mallAt 'f druggists. Chlohe > tei
Chemical Co. , Phllndelphla , 1'a , Mention Ilee
M399 22 *
PO51OFFJPE NOTICE.
1 wJi
( Should be react DAILY by all Interested
an changes may -Occur at any tlmp. )
ForclKii mnlls for the week cncllns March
2C , 1S9S , will closa ( PHOMPTLY In al
cases ) at the Retieral poatoince as fol
lown : l'AncKI.8 TO3T MAILS close on <
hour earlier than iciualn ; tlnio showr
below ,
V - . r
TrnnsvAtUntlo Mullt.
*
FUE3DAY At C a. in. ifor EUnOPC. pc
ft. s. Iihn , via Plymouth an * Bremei
( letters for Irclnnd must bo directed "DC
I > nhn" ) .
vVlSDNCSDAY At 7 A TO. for EUROPE
per s. s. UT. Navarre * , via Ilavro ( letter :
must bo directed 'tocr La Navarre" ) : a
7 n. tn , ( supplementary 9 a. m. ) for UU
HOPD , per p. B. New York * , via South
ampton ( letters for Ireland must bo dl
rcctcxl "per New York" ) ; at ! ) a. m. ( sup
plementnry 10'30 n. m. ) for EUnOPB. pc
s , . Mnjcstlc * . via Queenstovvnj at 10 a
m. for UELGIUM direct , per B. s. West
ornland , via Antwerp ( letter ; ) must be dl
reeled "per Westcrnland" ) .
niunSDAY At C a. m. for EUHOPE , pc :
a. s. Normannla * . via Cherbourg , South
umpton nnd HamburR.
3ATUUDAY-AI f. a. m. for EUROPE , pe
s. ? . Canrpanla * . via QtteeiiHtown ; at
n. m. for NETHERLANDS direct , per s
s. Edam , via Rotterdam ( letters must In
directed "per Edam" ) ; at S a. m. fo :
GENOA , per s. s. Fulda ( letters must bi
directed "per Fulda" ) ; at 10 u. in. fo
SCOTLAND direct , per s. P. Anrhoiln
via Gla'Kovv ( letters must bo dlrecte (
"per Anuhorla" ) .
PRINTED MATTER. ETC. Ocrm-m steamer :
sailing on TuesJajs take Printed Matter , etc.
for Oeimany , nnd Specially Addressed Prlntei
Matter , etc , for other parts of Eurnpe. Atner
lean and White Star steamers on Wednesdays
German steamers on Thursdays , nnd CunnrO
French and German ttcamcrs un S.iturdajs tuki
Printed Matter , etc. . for all countries ior nlucl
they are advertised to curly mall.
After the closing 01' the Supplementary Trans
Atlantic Malls named above , additional cupplo
memory tnalli arc openni on thi > piers of th <
American. English , French und Oerman steam
crs , and rcmjiri open until within Tun Minute :
of the hour of tailing or steamer.
far South nml Central America
Went IiiOifn , Ctc.
MONDAY At * * .1 p. m. for BELIZE. PL
ERTO CORTEX and GUATEMALA , pc
steamer from Now Orleans ; at 3 p. m
for DE.MEHARRA direct , pf-r . s. Uller.
rUESDAY At 12 m. for ST. MARC an <
I'ETIT GOAVE. per s. a. Schleavvltf ( let
ters for other parts of Haiti and for In
agtia must bo directed "per SchlesvvlR" )
at 12 m. ( ( supplementary 1 p. m. ) for CliN
TRAL AMERICA ( except Costa Rica
and SOUTH PACIFIC PORTS , per s. s
Finance , via Colon ( letters for Guatemala
must be directed "por Finance" ) ; at 1 p
m. for INAGUA and HAITI , per s. s
Navahoe ; at * * J p. m. for COSTA RICA
per steamer from New Orleans ; at * * 7 p
im. for NASSAU. N , P. . per s. s. Miami
from Miami. Fla. ; at 8:30 : p. m. for NEW
FOUNDLAND , pep' steamer from Nortl
Sydney ; at 3 p.jn. for PORT ANTONIO
per stepmer from Boston.
WEDNESDAY At 2:00 : a. tn. for PORT AN
TON'IO , per steamer from Philadelphia
at 8 a. m. Xor BERMUDA , per s. s. Trln
Idad ; at 12 m. for GRKNADA TRINIDAI
and TOIJAGO Tier s. s. Grenada ; at 1 p
rn. for CUBA'per s. s. unztu.i , via Ha
vnnn : at 1 p. m. ( supplementary 1:10 : p. m.
for NASSAU , 7J. 'P.per ' s. s. Antllla.
rHURSDAY At'7SO a. m. for LA PLAT/
COUNTRIES direct , per s. s. John W
Taylor ; at 10 a. m. ( supplementary 109
n. m. ) for HAITI ; per s. s. Andes.
FRIDAY At 1 , p. < m. for BARRADOS dl
rect and MOUTH BRAZIL , via Para
Marnnham and Coara , per s. s. Benedict
SATURDAY At"10"n. . m. ( supplementnrj
10:30 : a. m. ) for FORTUNE ISLAND. JA
IMAICA , SAVANILLA nnd GREYTOWN
per s. s. Alep ( letters for Costa Rica
must be directed "per Aleno" ) ; at 10:3 : (
a. m. for CAW-PECHE - , CHIAPAS. TA
J1ASCO and YUCATAN , per s. s. Conchi
( letters for other T > arts of Mexico and foi
Cuba must be. directed "per Concho" )
at 11 n. m. ( Supiflementnry 11:30 : a. m.
for VENEKUEIlAl'and ' CURACAO. als (
SAVANILLA "and CARTHAGENA. vlf
Curacao , per ? ; s. Philadelphia ; at * * 7 p
m. tor NASSAU , M. P. . per 3. s. Miami
fromMiami , , FJa.At ; 8SO : p. , m. for NEW.
KOUNDL.AND , ' per steamer from Nortf
Sydney.
Malls for Newfoundland , by rail to Halifax and
thence by eteairer. close nt this ofllc' dally al
8:30 : p m. MalU for Miquelon , cy rail to 1503-
ton nnd the ice by ete.imcr , elore at this office
dally at 8:10 : p. m .Mails for Cuba close at
thl * oinco dally at 7i : > 1 a. m. for forvvardlne
by steamtrifi zallinz ( Mono&ys and Thursdays ]
from Port Tampa. Fin. Malls for Mexico City ,
overland , unless specially addressed for dl patcV
by steamer , close at this office dally at 2:31 :
a m and 2:20 : p. in. "Registered mall closes
at 6.00 p. m. previous day.
Trnns-I'iiPlflo Mnl1 > .
Mai's for China and Japan ( specially ad
dressed , only ) , per s. s. Empress of India
( from Vancouver ) close hero dally up tc
March * * i'l at 0 : . < 0 p. m. Malls for tht
Socle-tv Islands , per ship Tropic Bird ( fronr
S.in Frnnclco ) . close here- dally up tc
March 20 at C-30 p. m. MaIN for China
Japan nnd Hawaii. p r s. s. Belize ( frcrr
San Francisco ) , clcwo here dally up tc
March 27 at 6:30 : p. m. Malls for China
and Japan , per s. s. Victoria ( from Tn-
coma ) , close here dally up to March * * 2'
nt 6:30 : p. m. Mails for Hawaii , per s. a
Zealandla ( from San Francisco ) , close here
dally up to March i31 at fi:30 : p. m. MnSls
for Austra'la ( except We-st Australia )
New Zealand , Haranll and FIJI Islincls
per s. s. MIower.i ( from Vancouver ) , close
hero dally after March * 18 and up to March
31 nt 6:30 : p. m. Malls for Australia ( ex
cept those for West Australia ) which are
forwarded via Eurc-pe , Neiv Zealand , Hv
wall. FIJI and Simoan Islands , per s. s ,
Alamcda ( from San Francisco ) , clo-o here
dally up to April * * 13 at 7 a. m. 11 a. m ,
nnd 6:30 : p. m. ( or on arrival at New Yorh
of s. i ? . Campania with British malls foi
Australia ) .
rrans-Paclnc malli hrn fcrwardcd to port of rail-
Irtr dily ! nnd ( ft schedule of closing U ar
ranged on the presumption of their uninter
rupted ovprnnd ! transit. "Registered mall
cloien nt r p m. previous day.
CORNEUUS VAN COTT. Postmaster.
Postolllce. New Yor.k. N. Y. , .March IS. IS9S.
RAILROADS.
SURL1NOTON & MISSOURI
River Railroad "The Burllnc-
ton Route" General Olllcca. N.
W. Corntr Tenth tnd Farnim
Streets. Ticket Otllce , 1502
Farnam Street. Telephone 2M.
Depot. Tenth and Meson
Streets. Telephone 12S.
Leave. Arrive.
Lincoln. Hastings arid
Me.Cook * 8J5 am 0:25 : am
Lincoln , Denver. Colorado
rado , Utah. California.
Black Hills. Montana
anl Puget Sound 4:33 : pm 4:03 : pm
Lincoln Local " 7.0) pm 7:43 : pm
Lln-oln Fait Mall XSj pm " 11:40 : am
Denver. Colorndo , Utah ,
Callfurnla and Puget
Sound 'lUISpm ' 11:530111 :
Dally. Dalle Wept Sunday."P'
KANSAS crrr , ST. JOSKI-H
& Council Bluffs Itullroad-
Burlington "The Bu'llnston U-iutfi"
Ticket OOlce. 150J Tarnam
Route , Street. Telephone 250 Depot.
, 'lcnth and Mason Streets.
Tetcphmo 1 8.
, L.vute. Arrive.
Ivaniai City Day KX..I 9.05 am ! ; < t pm
Crnsas City Night Kx | . " 10.00 pm 0:30 : um
CHICAGO. UttllLINGTON i
qoa-ty lUllroad "The
- Ilurl-
'I'S'.lli Uoute" Ticket Oltlce ,
lii < r'arnnm Stiect. CTelep.iono
M Uepo > , Tenth and Maiou
buett < . Telephonu 12S.
Leave. Arrive.
ta * 5OS : pm 7:55 : am
: hlWKo Express . . - . . . : am 4:15 : pin
'hlcaitoS. bt. Louis 1.x 7:4. : . pm 7li : nm
Paelilo Ju-ictlon LpcaL. MUuO am 6:10 : pm
[ ast Mall . , 1.50 pm
. hlcuRu Spoclal . . . . . . 'IZ-OI nm lluO : pm
Dallr. Dally except Sunday.
land Iloute" Ot-neral Offices , ,
K. Corner Ninth and Farnam
Streets. City Ticket Omce. 13UJ
Farnam Street , Telephone ; io.
Depot , lenth und Maiuu Street * .
lelephone IM.
- -
oS i v Leave. Anlve.
"Tho Overltuut Limited' '
for Denver. Salt Lake ,
western polnta .1 . * 8aO : am 4:4 : ! pm
Tna Colorado ? peulal.
( or Denver and all
Colorado point * . * I1S5 : pm 7:00 am
Past mall * train ( or
Halt Lak . racing
cout nnd all western
points . 4U : pm 7.00 am
Lincoln , Ileatrlce and
Str'msbure Express . . 5:00 pm 1JIJ pm
Premoiit. Columbus.
Norfolk. flraim Is
land nnd Kearney. , . . , 4:33 : p
Ortind l land Express , . 1:00 : pin "l JO p
Dally. Dally except SunJar.
Council llluffs Local Leaves , tVa. : \ . in. ; ( .SO
a , m. ; 7:40 : a. m , ; SIO : a. m , ; 10:30 : a. m , ; : : i ;
p. m , ; 4:3S : p. m : 3.55 p. m n.tl ) p. m. ; V.o ;
p. m. Arrives. 6:20 : a , m. ; 71 : a. m. : 8:95 : a.
m , : 11:30 : a. m. ; 3:10 : p. m. ; 54 ; < J p. is. ; 6:3J : p , m. ;
t.Oj y. in. ; 10 MO p. m.
11 fl j ,
HAIMIOADS.
CIUCAC10. ST. PAUU MINNG.
n polls & Oinnlm Itnllwny
Umeral OflKos. Nebraska 1 > | .
vIMon , fifteenth nml Wet Ui
Streets. City Ticket Ofllcf ,
1401 r rnnm Street. Telephone
CCL Depot , Fifteenth and Webster Streets , Tele
phone IttJ.
Leave. Arrive ,
Sioux City Accommoda. . Ssn : am JSO : pm
Sioux City Accommodn. . 9:10 : am : J9 pm
lllnlr , Kmenon , Sioux
City. 1'oncn. llnrtlng-
ton nnd llloamneia. . . . 1:00 : pm " 11S5 fitr
Bloux City , Mnnknto , St.
I'aul. Minneapolis . . . . ' " S.5J pm 8J : ] am
Emeifon Pusenger . 5:10 : pm " SMj Hn
Dully. Dally except Sunday , Sunday
only. This train stops at stations Florence
In South lllnlr , Inclusive , Sundays only ; on week
days. South lllnlr only. _ _
CHICAGO & NOHTHWKHT.
ern Itnllnay City TIcUcl Of-
nee , 1401 Farnnm Street. Tele.
phone 661. Depot , Tenth nnO
Mason Streets. Telephone la ,
- _ . Leave. Arrho ,
. . , . . „ . . . Chlcnfjo Spe
cial . . . . . . . 7:00 am 11:55 pn
M.ssourl Volley , Sioux
City , St. l > aul nml
Minneapolis . 5:40 : am 10:43 : pir
Mlsv > urt Valley , Sioux
" 7:40 : nm 8.03 pir
DennlsonVcarroVlVnii !
Like , from llroadway ,
Council lllurr . 9:00ntn : 8:13 : am
Hnstern Kxpro. . . DCS
Motne . Mnr hlltovvn.
.VaT , "aplds. Chleaso. 10:30 nm 4:33 pir
Atlnntlo l-'ljcr , Chicago
and r.nst . i. . . . . . . 4:13 : pm 4:35 : pn
Test Mall , Chtcnso to
Omaha . . . . . . 310 ! pn
Missouri Valley , Sioux
City , St. Paul. Minne
apolis Limited . 4:3J : pm S:0 : nir
Omaha-Chicago Special. . 6:43 : pm 8:50 : an
Dolly. ' Dally cxiept Sunday.
FItpMONT , KLKHORN .ANC
MU'ouri Valley Kallvvay Ocn.
crnl Office , United Stairs N'U. .
tlonal IJnnk BulldlnR. South'
west Corner Twelfth nnd 1'nr.
- . - - nnm Stieets. Ticket OHIce ,
1101 1 arnam Street. Telephone C61. De | > ot , rif.
tecnth nnd Webster Klrrcts Telephone 1IJS.
Le"e' AtrU *
IJIack Hills. Deadwood
and Hot Springs . 3:00 : pm 3.00 ptr ,
Wyoming , Caspar and
DouRliis . . . . 3CO : pm 3:00 : pn :
HastlnRs , York , David
City , Supctlor , Geneva.
nxeter nnd Sevvnrd. . . . 3:00 : pm 5:00 : pir
Norfolk , West Point and
rremoni . 7:10 : nm 10:23 : nir
Lincoln , Wahoo and
Fremont . . . . . . " 7:30 : nm 1023nm
rrcmont Locnl . 7:30"am
Dally. D-illy except Sunday. Sunday
only. * Dally ixccpt Saturday. Dallv
exceot Monday.
3 SIOUX CIT1 & PACIFIC RAIL.
road General Olllces. United
States Natlnml Hank Uulld-
Inif , 8. W. Corner Twelfth and
Farmm Streets. Ticket ORlce.
. " 01 Fnrnam Street. Telephone
ir.i
15th nd Wel tcr Sis. Telephone V > 4
a" Arrtve
' >
Slnux City , Mnnkato.
' MlnnaP ° CiSlpm 8-20
r > i , an
MISSOUni PACIFIC HAILIIOAE
Genet nl Oillcet and Ticket
Odlce. Merchants National Hank
UMIdtnK. 1221 rarnam stet.
Telephone 104. Depot , Fifteenth
and Webster Streets. Telephone
14jS
' " ' " "ve.
Kansas' and Nebraska
Limited . 3.03pm ' 12:35 : pm
Kansas City and S * .
Louln Cxpre 9:30 : pm GrtO am
N biaka Local 4:30 : pm 9:15 : um
Dally. Dally except Sunday.
CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND &
I'nclllo Railroad "The Great
Rock Island Route" city
Ticket omce. 1323 Karnam
Street. Telephone 423. Depot ,
Tenth and Mason Streets.
Telephone 1SS.
Leave Arrive.
Chicago and St. Paul
Vestlbuled Express . . 4DO : pm 1:43 : pm
Lincoln. Colorado Sp'gs.
Puueblo , Denver nnd
west 1-55 pra 4J5 : pm
Chicago. DCS Molnes Se
Rock Island * 7.00 pm 8:1 $ am
Atlantla Express , for .
Dea Molnes and east
ern points 70 : nm 8:50 : rm
Colorado Fiver. . . . . 7V1 : ( pm 9-M am
Dally Dally excent aundar.
CHICAOO. MILWAUKEE & ST
Paul Railway city Ticket
P.cci ! 1Wt Fo'nam Street.
Telephone 2T4. Depot. Tenth
and Mason Streets. Tele
phone 128.
Chicago Limited Ex. . . . S : pm
Omnha and Chlcaco Ex 'll O am 1:50 j
WABASH UAILROAD-TICKHT
nillco. ] 4H Farnam Street. Tele-
ihone 322. Depot , Tenth nnd
Streets. Telepone 128.
Leave. Arrive.
St. Viul "Cannon Ball"
Uxpres ) 4:30 : pm > 11:30 : am
Dally
HUM AX XATllHi : IMEXICO. .
Shetlliln't Mliul llclnir Stnlilied , lint
Olijrotcil tn llelnpr ThriiHlieri.
The man who thinks he knows all about
the heart of a woman very often finds him
self sadly mistaken. The truth of thla Is
well Illustrated by a recent Incident In the
City of Mexico , relates the Courier-Journal.
A resident of that city paid attentions tea
a 'young woman , as has not Infrequently
happened before. It was also not very ( sur
prising , In view of the history of such affalra ,
that ho and bio Inamorata had frequent
quarrels. This lover , however , Introduced an
incident not so common In the cour.ie of
true love , even when It falls to run smooth ,
by plunging a knife Into the young woman's
back , Inflicting a wound which endangered
her life. Such , however , was her love for
the man that she concealed the matter from
the police. She not only recovered from her
wound , but she married the man who had
Inflicted It. This was certainly a courageous
act on the part of the girl , whatever maybe
bo thought of her discretion.
The new husband , however , saems to have
construed the former conduct of his wife
ai Indicating that she lacked the Instinct of
self-protectlcn and would bear an ) thing from
a man to whom she was devotedly attached.
Differences arose between the two after mar
riage , as they had before , arsJ the husband
fell Into the habit of adjusting them by the
use of a stick. We rcgrot to say that the
Information at our command does not glvo
the size of the stick with a view to determin
ing-whether It was within the prov'nco of
the old common law , which benevolently
permitted the husband to chastise Ills yvlfe ,
tut , net , a limitation upeci the dlmc-nslOM
of the club with which ho waa allowed to
remoMtrate with her. However this maybe
bo , the wife finally got tired of submitting
to the application of the club and inado
complaint against her husband. In this
complaint she Included not only the post
nuptial beatings , but also the ante-nuptial
wound with the knife. As proof of this eho
exhibited the scar of the old wound.
The sequel to this story la not yet com
plete. The husband pleaded that he had
beaten hla wlfo because she had beaten her
mother-in-law rnd caused her arrest upon
that ground. At last advices both were In
prison , but the moral of the story Is suf
ficiently evident. A woman will sometimes
bear more for the purpose of getting a
wothicks husband than she will to keep him
after she ha * found him out.
Detroit Journal : Of course they tarried
av,1ille In Prance , beautiful Franco ; and
there they visited a gaol.
A gael Is much the same as a jail , but
that Is another story.
"Who , " they asked , "Is that prisoner with
the tall , -white forehead ? "
"That , " replied the guard , "Is one who
has been convicted of treason. "
"And these others ? "
"Theso are those who know him to be In
nocent. "
In the * corridor. Just beyond , was a bronze
statue of justice , with a brass beefsteak
bquni over each eye.
I'utlliil ? It Into PriM'llre.
Chicago Post ; "Do you remember , my
bay , " asked the old gentleman , "that when I
praised you for doing so well In mathe
matics you suggested that actions speak louder
than words , thereby Intimating that you
would like to have me express my feelings ID
uornn more substantial way ? "
The boy nodded.
"I have not forgotten that , " continued the
old gentleman. "There Is a good deal that
U worthy of consideration In that saying ,
air ) today , although you have displeased mo
greatly , I shall not lecture you at all. "
So zaylag , be led the way to the woodshed.
KXO i.isii JOKI : . f 1
Phil May In Punch ,
Miss Smith We've Just conio from Tannhmiser. doctor.
The Doctor ( very deaf ) Indeed ? I hope you had better weather than
we've been having !
suar.Kvrivn.Mss.
Fiom 1'lclt-Me-Up.
_ "That silly old man proposed to mo last night , ilo might have known I
fvould have refused him. "
"Perhaps he did. dear. "
SOMETHIX LIKE A TKEAT. ,
From Ally Sloper.
" 'Ere , 'Liza , give us a taste of yer apple , nnd I'll lot yer sen a bolM'v * V * "
' " - - <
got a-comin' . ,
GUTTING IIKADY Foil IMS FIHST JOIU
From Ally Sloper. " * - .
biiips What do you think of that for a suit of livery ?
The New Footman Livery , d'ye call it ? I calls it a bloomin' bilious at
tack.
COM'AX ' AWKUL I.OMi TDIH.
From Judy
Gent Are you the lad who took my order for that chop I ,
Walter Yesslr.
Gent Dlesa me , how you bate