10 THE OMAHA DAILY BEEH SUNDAY , MAttCn 20 , 1898. 100-plccc English DINNER SET Beautiful decoration price this week KITCHEN ClIAirtS vvorth tOc price this week 32c BOOK CASE highly polished- price this vvcck- 9,50 MIRROR-rnlcely framed price thl week 48c HIGH CHAin price this week- 1,25 6-4 CHLJNILLB TA BLE COVnn-Prlce this week week98c oooo TEA SET floe Aus trian China. delicate decoration price this week 7.75 OOttX TOILET SET Choice of three colors ot decorations price this week with elop Jar- 3,50 Large Cane Seat Rocker I'lnls'icil In antique helsht of back from lloor , 3 ftet S In his teat 13V4 > 20 inclieF-nlccJy nnUheil-well made the price this witk Draperies. NOTTINGHAM LACE CURTAINS New de-algn vcty pretty teed edge 98c pileu this week IRISH POINT LACi : CUUTA1N- 3 85 Gtnulnc biautlepiUe tals week. MUSLIN CUUTAlNS-Hnndaome 168 rufllo nlge-pilce this week HOPi : POIlTinilCS-Just nrilvcd 2 70 lute deslHiis pilce this vvtek TAPKSTHY CMlUTAINS-rin * col- 2 30 oiliiRj .nil pultetns price th ! w elc HIAD tU.STS very p cty-p : .ce 40c this wet I ; very line baKrr * mooth cartings nicely Ill-Tin ul , Including 1st Joint of i > lpe , ua'h bollci anil tea. Kettle pilce tills We can furnish your house from Cellar to Attic and the quality of the goods will be the best. PATTY'S PERCESSIQN. The Circus That Did Not Fail. IJY ROSALIE JONAS. I. "I see It comln'l" shouted Patty , excit edly. "No you don't , " contradicted Jim , with despairing calm , " 'carso that makes a thousand million times you've Eton U 'corn- In' ereadv , and It ain't come yet. " There was a disappointed silence after this , which proved Jim rlht ; and the rain con tinued Its aggravating drlrzle down on two cacr llttlo faces and restless forms which bestrode the "paling" fence of a corner lot In a deserted village street. "I don't care , " cried the IrrcpreEalblo Patty aguln , In a moment ; 'I don't care If the ole circus don't never come ! but If I was a grovvn-upper I'd be ashamed to promise lions an' tagers and barebacks , an * a whole percesslon of clew ow owns ( with a tragic howl ) , an' then tell a Ho an' keep them away for a llttlo bit ot nasty olc rain that wouldn't hurt a cat. " Ihls was too much for even Jim's calmer ratutc ; ho , too , collapsed , and mlngllug his Btubby brown hairs with Patty's two llttlo yellow pigtails , llkevvIse lifted up his -voice and wrpt. Suddenly the very abandonment of their grief brought Its own consequences , for crash ! the rotten ol palings gave way , land ing the two mourners In the very muddiest of mud puddles. "Ow ! " yelled Patty , but catching sight of PAT'S OLOWN AND MENAGCIHE. Jim. she burst out laughing and crlinl : "You ought to bro you'sef , Jim ; you look erzactlj like a yaller-buff nigger ! there ain't go In' tc bo no bigger ehow'n you roun' today " "That's to , Pat , " said a lazy looking man , crossing over from the oyster shop opposite , " 'cause the washout on the railroad Jus b'low have turucxl the circus clean offun out track fur this year , I reckon , an * It'll give us the go-by an' above on ter New 'Leans. " "Oh ! " walled Patty , "ain't It comln * foi ure. not for a nether whole year ! not til ! I'm 9 , and an' Jim's moit 11 ? " "Reckon not , alisy , " answered the man ; "you an' Jim better run homo ter yer maw n' git tbe mud scraped offun yer , so there won't bo nutnln' to hinder yer grow In * up tei where yer kin see tbe show nex * year with out cllmbln' DO rlckctty fences. " Too much dtcgusted with fate to have muct resentment left over , Patty dragged Jim aftei ter through the convenient gap they had jusl side In the tenet- "JV mill Ute . " MU tk townsman , looking after them sympathet ically ; "It's special hard lines on that you K rascal , Pat. " As they walked slowly homeward , Patty and Jim was Inexpressibly cheered to flud mciU ot their small chums along the route still Ignotantly awaiting the procession "Yondor's Malsy , an' Johnny , nnd that smarty. Term Jeff Rogers , an' Ca'lino 'LIs- bsth Hopkli s , an' Agnes Belle , an' all of em , " whispered Patty , with a flardonlc grin and * ho pinched Jim to keep him quiet , as Term Jeff Rogers called out excitedly : "Say Jim , Pat ! Where you goto' ? Don't you know the clrcus'll be along In a mlnlt ! " "OX me aad | Jim have fell Into a mud puddle , an' wo boun' to go on home an' change our clocs , " responded Patty easily "but I gueos we'll bo In time for the show' all the same. " /nd she waved her hand airly to the as tonished "Torra Jeff Rogers , " who had never before known mud or anything else stand In "Pal's" way when oho wished to see or do. "Sposo'n ' we wieak Inter the chlckun yard so's mammy won't catch enter the mud ? " suggested Jim prudently as they neared home. "Mommy won't see us , " said Patty , with a chuckle. "I saw her down there lu the- crowd , a-waltln' . " This was delicious to thtak of "mammy , " sharp , "always-fln3-you-out" mammy , vvai1- Ing und watching all this time for "nuthln1. " "Look a-here , Jim , " said Patty , struck by a sudden brilliant Idea , "what's the matter with our hav'n' a pereesblon an' makln' mammy nn' those poor chlllcn that's a-waltln' MI' a-waltln' believe we're tbe euro 'nough show ? " Jim wa.i used to Pat's general uaexpectc-d- r > s,3. but this propctltlon was a shock even to him. "Wh-whero yer gola' to get the lions an * tagns , an' barebackers ? " ho stammered breathlessly "O , nemmlnc , where I'm goln' to get things , " replied Patty , with suspicious sharp ness ; "all you got to do Is to sneak Into the house an' bring me all the shawls an' tidies an' crochet things you can fine hangln' roun' . " Jim sped away to do her bidding , and Pat walked thoughtfully toward the "chlckun yard"a great , papulous wced- grotvn , limitless lot , the camping ground ot Innumerable poultry , pigeons , dogs , cats , kids and little darkles. "Da's Pat. " cried a chorus of pickaninnies rapturously , and at sight of her all the other creatures about seemed to take up the oyoua welcome and cackle , neigh or bark , Da's Pat ! " "Yes , It's me. " said Patty generally ; then she demanded Innocently : "How como you all chlllcn got back from the show so quick ? " 'i.Mammy sent us , " the chorus explained Indignantly , "sho say : 'G'lons homo , niggers , they ain't goln' ter be no show ter- day , an' if they Is It'll bo after you all's bedtime , ' she say. " "Hurrah ! " shouted Patty , "she's the one'll get 'let' , ' 'cau e I'm goln' to have a perces slon right away an' foal her an' you all can bo In It and get 'even , If you'll hurry up an' do Jus' llkd I tell you , an' b'have. " H. An hour later the tl'od children still waited along tbe route of the delayed procession and mammy sat down with dogged dignity , to reel upon a doorstep. Drum beats coming up the street at last. "Hyar she. Is ; " cries "Torm JeJt Rogers , " shinning hurriedly up his tree again. And with an ear-splitting bedlam of toots end bangs and squeaks Pot's percesslon U upon them. "Do Lawd , " says mammy simply , as she lool-s. "Golly 1" remarks Thorn Jeff Rogers , \vlth even more emphatic brevity. Then suddenly from Astonished silence tbe crowd breaks Into wJId laughter , prolonged all tbe way down the street as the ipectaton realize tbe brilliant originality ot tb < spectacle. First CAM Uu "U " 0C four ttejr blaci SxaBgasBaBssafrgEflafttta Japanese Bamboo and Bead Portieres i > rlce this week I , CARVING SET 3 pieces good mate rial price this week 1.45 In buying fur niture is it not better to come to a furniture house where home making has been and is a study , and carefully , judi ciously and economically select articles made on honor. The accompanying goods are exact ly as represented. DRESSER White enameled , com modious ilttiwers , be\eled mirror , price this week COUCH Elegantly tufted In velour , full spring ! , well made price thl'ft OR week HALL TREE Piano poll'hed , veryC AA stylish , big value price this wcckv 311 BED ROOM SUIT-Conslstlng of 7 pieces , bed , drepser , commode , 2 chalri , 1 rocker , 1 center table ; all finished In antique und well made , the. biggest value ever offered on pale this week at the remnrkablylf ] Cn low price of. l l UU FOLDING IHED Prettily designed , nicely llnlshcd , equipped with line ) spilng price this \veck I BED LOUNGE Well upholstered antique frame , pretty pattern | price tliU week COUULER ROOKER-So'.ld oak , ' \ceptlonally good value price this week EXTENSION TABLE Very n'cc- 1y llnlshcd. antique , good design- price this week SIDDBOARD-SolId oak , piano pol ished , bevel edge Trench plate mlr- ror price thl week IRON BED-Whlto enamekd , trim- inul In brass Riioil value , worth J9 50 price this week CENTER TABLE-SolId oak , very pretty ; , highly polKhcd-prlce this I CA week 'm-UElc tuners" pcatcd In the time-honored 'family carriage , " drawn by "ole Gray , " A wreath of floncrlng-myrtle adorned each cinky IIKlo black head , and red and yellow 'fascinators" were draped scarf-like across ho breast an ! over one shoulder , entirely concealing the twine "galluses" on that side. Then came the Jersej or "Josey , " wag- Bin , attached to a blear-eyed mule , > roftiosely d'co'ated with flgr leaves , and con- uln og a yelping and men Ing menagerie , vhloh , whatever It's other deficiencies , was certainly "wild" enough. Pat had prudently pinned white paper ahols upon tht black oilc-d cloth flapD of ho wagon , telling the names of the animals herein contained. For If some of the small spectators r-id lot read that the white poodle was a 'polor bare , " the striped ca < a "crool lasers , " and the tleiy kittens "there kubbs , " they night ln\\o mistaken these fle-ce and terrible foreign beasts for old familiar pla > fellows. After the wagan , and directly behind a small boy with a long pole bearing the device , "tame elorfunts , " came the two meek cows , with garlands around their necks. Next came Jim , as clown , with his face very Imperfectly chalked o\er tbe mud stains. A pointed red cap , a short red wal t" of mammy's , and a pair of baggy white trousers made up his -costume , and as ho drove a very uncertain pair of "Billies" n hlii little goat wagon he made a most In- Gasoline Oven very substantial price < thla week ' 1,05 HOTELS AHOY ! While we are , first of nil , housefurnlshers , \ve would remind all hotel , restaurant ami boarding house keepers that there Is no es tablishment this side of Chicago better pre pared to provide you , Instantly , wlt"i an out- flt. No order too small , none too large to receive Immediate and. entirely satisfactory attention , DRESDEN HOTEL CHINA- HOTCL RANaCS HOTEL CHAMWnU SUITS- HOTHL CARI'CTS I. HOT12L EVERYTHING Prices right. Terms right. Everything right. Furniture at Wholesale Prices The prices nfll.xcd to the articles mentioned on this half pugo arc what the average dealer pays to the manufnoturcr. Wo are enabled to quote them bcciuibo wo purchubcd in quantities such aa smaller deal ers do not order in a whole year. Aa we are building homes for thou sands of families , wo are forced to buy.ofiontimes , the entire output of u factory. Because of this the manufaetuioi-is only too willing to cut his prices. This cut wo turn to the ad vantage of our patron * . Those fact's important to the uuiuo-mukur , is what makes ours the iV.o-it popu lar hptise-furniriliinjj establishment in the woit. OUR EASY TERMS- On n bill of IR1O.OO Ml.OO PIT wcelt or $ l < > 0 tier month On n bill of WHMIO 11. - ! . - , 11 IT nook or 9.1.OO per iiiuntb On n bill of If IK ) OO tl.r { > < l 110r nvelc or $ < ! . < ) < > cr month On n bill of If.-.O.OO $1.0 tit-r Uffk or $ S OO per in until On n bill of 17. . . > < ) $23 115 I > CT iK-fk or 10.OO per month On n bill of K1OU.OO $2.fiO pt > r week or K1O.OO pur month On n bill of Q'MW OOO 94.0O per week or $ lft OO per month BUILDING FORMERLY OCCUPIED BY MOR33 D21Y GOODS OO. llttlo niggers , " grinding derisively , "lak BO many clicrisycatd. " With a bound she wa In their midst , and , flattening both bread hands , was preparing to chastise the startled "barebackers , " as they stood temptingly In pairs , when sud denly up pranced Patty on her donkey , and , throwing both arms around her mammy's neck , bent her fair llttlo face to the furloua black one , whispering coaxlngly aa only Pat could : _ "Mammy , dca't bo mom to your taby aii' spoil faer perceaslcn. Go an' sit In the Josey waggln If you're tired , on' play 'Fat Lady , ' an' we'll carry you on home. " "Now , g'long , " cried Pat , closing up ranks triumphantly as mammy turned and walked Quietly to tbe Josey waggln , and , with her fat sides shaking , climbed fearlwsly In , be tween two wild animals , that seemed singu larly calmed by her presence. "Hurrah ! " cried Torin Jeff Rogers , carried Quito oft his feet by th's floal exhibition of Pat's pluck and diplomacy. "I'm bleesed IE everl did see such a feller ! Rah ! all of yer ; rah fur Pat ! " "Rah fur Pat ! " echoed the crowd , en thusiastically , "Rah ! Kb rah ! " run osi'ii , OP HOTT School Children of ( irnnil Haitian I'rote It * Value. It may not be generally known , but Grand Rapids , Mich. , leads the world In the scope THE BANiD WAS SEATED IN 1' ' IE FAMILY OAStRIAGE. lerestlng and complicated "living group" of Himself. Then came Pat's triumph the six "bare- Ackers , " In calico sklrta and Turkish trous ers of most brilliant hue , with shawls draped gracefully In front , but leaving their ehiny , mahogany colored backs entirely bare. Last and most remarkable of all came Pat. upon her little donkey , with a real India cashmere ttiawl of her motber'a draped over her saddle and trailing the ground superbly. The train of her low-necked , sleeveless white muslin drees , also her mother's , was pulled around and hung over the elde In a riding bablty sort of way , the effect ot which was slightly marred by tbe short dirk skirt and llttlo bare Icgn shon'ag dis tinctly underneath. She had untwlotcd tier two tiny pigtails , and her yellow hair touched her chubby shoulders , and framed her rosy face and great wicked eyes , as the bowed and smiled and klcsed her hands to the petrified epcc tators. "Ife Pat ! It's nutbon' but Pat ! " yelled the children on the sidewalk , not knowing whether to laugh or cry at tbe spectacle ( ho had fooled them with , "Course It's Pat , " tried Toun Jeff Rogera , thrilled with generous enthusiasm for his "deareet foe ; " "there ain't & nutber feller In thla town could have thought of auch a how , much lees got her up. " But mammy w < a outraged , eto'd been 'tooled ' by Pat , guyed by Term Jeff Rogers , truted end Je rt4 at by " lot er ao 'count and efficiency of Its savings bank for the children of the public tchools. Since the In auguration of the'system , some four years ago , no less tlunlG,3G3 accounts have been opened , and toJay over $14,000 are credited to the little folka who have been educated In the ways of thrift. So Ingenious have been the methods employed , so ably has the work been conducted , and so Incalculable the educational rusults , that a brief resume ot the plan followed Is here given fen the benefit of other cities and towns looking toward the same end. It IB now more than ten years since the Idea ot establishing aucb Institutions foi the better education of the young In econ omics originated. An official In a Grand Haplda savings bank a man ot great public iplrlt was among the first to recognize ( be Importance of such a movement , and he pro ceeded to lay the matter before the school board ot that city for consideration. H < however , received little encouragement. U was not , however , until 1S94 that tbi bank succeeded in Interesting the boart EUlHclently to obtain from them the prlvllegi of making a trial of the system. They wen allowed to Introduce ) It Into four schools. I It proved successful they might Increase Iti sope. The plan adopted by ( he bank was dlfferen from any that had ever been tried , Inaemucl as It combined the French system of glv Ing instruction upon methods of taring , will the practical llluitratlon of savings BO re commanded , by moan * ot what U now knowi ODD PAULOR CHAIR very pretty price this week 3,75 OFFICE DESK highly polished very fine price this week 9,50 IN THE SPRING The heart of woman gently turns to thoughts of Carpets and thinking of carpets in Omaha means thinking of "The People's" Good carpets and "The People's" store be ing so closely interwoven in the minds of the public that the mention of one naturally suggests the other. These prices speak for themselves. ALL WOOL INGRAlN-Good weave pretty pattetn , ilch coloring- * price 4f A this week llw TAPESTRY BRUSSELS Very heavy , Ions wearing carpet pi Ice this week . VELVET CAUPET-mnutlful de signs and soft effects In this grade , a. big barg.iln prlce this QQr > week . O Iu AXMINSTER CARPET-Exqulslto patterns , dainty effects , beautiful colors pi Ice this wee' : . MATTING Closely woven this Is nil extremely good \nlue- price this IAn week l fv MISF1T INGRAIN CARPET Good p ittern , b'g reduction In price fiomfi QEJ regula- goods price thla ueck. . . .U uw ART SQUARE Jute , Cxfl , big bargain - I gain , worth Jl 50 pilce this week. . I SAKAI RUG-Bpalltlful oriental I patterns price till * week I PUR RUGS-Llncd , extra large Ize.O CA price this week f uU CARPET SWEEPERS-plIco this I IA vvtck I lU HASSOCKS price this week STAIR CARPET , extra heavy- price this i.vcek OIL CLOTH Nice small flguie , tn worth 33c price- this week ItJG ao the stamp system. All advertising mat ter , blanks , cards of instruction , etc. , were furnished by the bank. The first step in the wok was to explain to the tcuchcru In the four schools the pur pose of itho undertaking , and the method ! to be used. Eah pupil was then given a card setting forth the details of the scheme , In the almpleat language pcailblo ; this card could , of course , be taken liome , and Its contents discussed. The teachers of the several depaitments were also provided with a eufllclcnt number of "fcldeia" BO that each pupil could have one. These folders , of a convenient size , are made of strong manilla paper , and boar upon the ouUlde simple dltectlons In an attractive form. The Inside Is ruled oft into fifty squares for the reception of the 1-cent stamps which the tunk have printed for their special uw. The teachcn Is given COO of these utimps at a time In a llttla pocketbook made for the purpose. All that she has to do Is to sell the s'amps at whatever time or tlmeii she may specify to the pupils , and put the pennies Into a little bag , alao furnished for the purpcse. There are no accounts whatever to be kept ; eho has merely to put Into- the bag a slip of paper stating the number of pennies it contains. The clerk of the bank cal's later , and the bag la turned over to him. He counts the money , \erlfles the statement of slip , anJ gives to the teacher the same number of stamps that there are pennlco , so that Phe begins every week with 500 stamps. It would be Impossible to simplify the work of a teacher beycr.d this point. The children may buy 1 cent , 5 cents , or even $1 worth of stamps at a time , but they must themselves perform the mechani cal part or pasting them Into the foldera. Aa the squares are the exact size of the stamps , they can hardly make mistakes , and the process Is calculated to teach method , order and neatness. When a foldei- Is filled , Its proud possessor must take It to the bank on Saturday. It Is , of course , geol for 50 cents. If a child wants lila money ho can have It ; If , en the contrary , be wishes to open a bank account , he ro- celveii a little bank book In return for hU folder , in which ho Is credited with II'M entry , and is to all Intents and purposes a banker. At the end of six months he brings back his book , and the 'ntercst upon his savings Is put down la red Ink. To every new de positor Is carefully explained the prc-ccase-s of depositing and drawing. The children are not limited to their folders. If they have amounts that come to them In gilts or other- wlso , above $1 , this may also go on to their bank books and draw interest. With eo many depositors , the room set apart for their convenience on Saturday gets very crowded ; eo much no that a temporary railing has to be eet up. It Is , therefore , accessary that the children should be very orderly , take their places In line and await their turns. Sometimes an Impatient little fellow rushes ahead , but this only makes him lose bis place In the line , ar > l ilelajn him eo much the longer. In this way they learn the hablta of grown people under similar coidltlocs , and become little business meo and women. Some rather pathetic circumstances con nected with this work of the school children occasionally come to light. The little ac count fostered with such tender care has to go for taxes but It carries the family through a crisis. In several Instanced the little fund enved has helped to make up the Interest duo on a mortgage , and thus pre vented foreclosure , and the bsilk personally knows of two cases where the w age-earners have been thrown out of employment , and the premium of the father'x life Insurance fell due at a time when there was no money with which to meet ( t. Except that the children had been able to come forward with their bank accounts and pay the premium , the fiav.ng. ; of jeare would have had to go by the board. t.OST 0.A Ilnlilri I'oiiuil at lAuntcrllts niul Wuturloit , After the great French \lctory of Aus- terlltz , Napolcou'a troop found , while pur suing tbe enemy , a boy of 2 or 3 jiata old , lost or deserted by his parents. The child was brought before General Dcrnadotte , who ordered that diligent search should be made among the neighborhood villages and farm houses for come trace of its parents. No relations coming forward to claim this wait ot wttr , however , Bernadotto placed him In charge of one ot Ills vhasdlerca , and soon the little follow became the pet of the rmy. Napoleon , resting for the tint time In ( layi , at th cAitle et tb Boron Voc COO SHAM HOLDERS worth $1.00 on talc thla week week44C Stoves. QL'ICK MEAL GASOLINE 80 S'iOVES-prlce this week . . . . 6 We arc sole agents. OIL STOVES Heater works :2 : 90 tectly puce ttilH vvccu LAUNDHY STOVE Gosd smooth Q AC castings-price this week U 9V COOK STOVE With nscrvolr- 17 CA price this week II 911 HANGE Elegantly nickel trimmed AI ( JA price this week Cl wv STEEL UANOE Asbestos lined C nn thorougiout pilce this week 9 U'J Solid onU framcF iipliolrtercrt In brnti- tlful tnpo'trlfF full tpilng very pretty -price tills ed < Kaunltz , heard of the bo > and commanded ! Ihat ho should ba broiih'nt btTo.o him. The ; lejult wau thai the grcut cmperar practically i adopted Johai.n , fcr the child wts i just able to lisp tl.at his mine was Jobann , ! without ccating any further light on his Identl y. Napoleon conferred upon him the full nnmo of Jean do Lagucrre , or ' 'John of the War , " and Jtun was t < nt to Paris to be educated. When the em ] eror was exiled to Elba , General Ucrradotte , who had In the meantime ) been elected king of Sweden , biought Jean do Lasucrro to Stockholm and pave him a coTimtssIoa In the army. Ho eventually became Swedish mlnlaten to Ger many and a count of Sweden. The family which he founded Is still well known In Scandinavia , but Jean du .Lagucrre never succeeded In CUcovi'ring who hit- parents were or hon he came ! o bo left behind on the field of Austcrlltz. Such discoveries of bablca amid the eccncn of war and death , are by no means uncom mon. During the American civil war a notable Instance occurred. A baby , beauti fully drested , was found by the confederate troops In the debatable region along the Potomac , during the heat of the t'.rlfe. ' There was nothing to Identify the Infant , or to tell the side to which Its parents had belonged. Eventually a confcdcmto eoldlcr obtained leave to adopt the girl for a girl It happened to be , and , at the earliest op portunity eho was cent by means of a mule transport corri ) to hla wife's home In Georgia. After the wisr , advertisements were Inserted In northern and southern newspapers regarding the child , but nobody cumo forward to claim her. She grew up li > to a handsome and clever woman , and , a few yearo ago , married Thomas E. Watson of Georgia , who vvus the populist candidate fen the vice presidency In the list election. Mrs. Wateon bclleveo ttiat ner parents were confederate sjmpathlzers and that they perished during the war. la the revolution a somewhat similar In cident occurred. A baby was found by the Drttlsh under Colcael Tarlton , i/ir could Its Identity be discovered. It wad brought up by a family named Glbtn , and rose to fame as Lieutenant Colonel Penwlck. A baby was foird on tro battlefield of Waterloo , but In this case the child's father and mother wore known. The mother bad died a few davs bcfci'e la Ilrussels , while the father , a soldier of the Elshty-aeventh Cameron Highlanders , fell In the great flght. Little Denild Cameron managed to escape trom the transport wagon , where ho had been fltowcd and bad straved Into serious danger before he was noticed frd caught by an officer In an Irish regiment. Whether the terror * of Waterloo made ao evil Impression upon little Donald or not , he Hteadfastly re fused to enlist , although his ancestors , for generations , had been soldlera. Instead be became a "guard" on the Ix > ndon & North western railroad , ci.d died a member ot the Peace society In Birmingham last summer. Two years ago a Kuislan otllccr of good family was married In St. Petersburg to a young lady whose parents nobody knew , but who had no less than 000 foster-fathers. Her foster-fathers were the soldiers ot a regi ment which bad found her as a baby lying abandoned by her relatives on tbe road from Plevna to Constrntlnople. The eoldlera put together a handsome puree for tbe young bride's dowry. To come down to our own time * , a llttlo Afrldl baby was found by the lUltlsh troope In northern India , after a skirmish with the hill tribes about one month ago The Hrltlsh did not wish to leave the llttlo fellow on the field of battlet and took him with them on the march. Later on , when returning , thev left It on the exact spot where It bad been original ! ) found. They were rewarded for their pains. After nn > hour or two bac1/ pauied b > a band of Afrldls descended from the hills and carried the baby away. Prob ably the duek ) urchin , In view of hU strange experience , will be greatly looked up to by his tribesmen , and become a great leader and a thorn In the side of bis British pre servers. IMlATTI.n 01' Till : VOUViSTISUS. Hostcea ( at a party ) And does your mother allow > ou to have two pieces ot pis when you ore at dome , Wllllo ? WHle | ( who lias asked for a eecond piece ) No , ma'am. Hostess Well , do you think the would like you to have two pieces hero ? Wllllo ( confidently ) 0 , zhe wouldn't care It is isn't her pie. There la a little Piety Hill girl who la devout In her religious oUservancei and opens each. d y' camvtiiua el her busy young life TADOtlUETTKS Very etyltah and good looking firlc * this week DADY CAIIIIIAOE "Heywood" make ( flolo agents ) worth $10 00 price th ! vv cck DINING IIOOM CHAIRS Very well made antique price this week UANQUirr LAMP and aLOHE to match large Rochester burner price thlo week CLOCKS Very hand sonio guarrutccd price this week PARLOR SUIT & plccts masdlvo > ollJ cak frame full spiing prlco this week It pays to trade y m at I "The Peoples' . " Ar . with the Loid'H rrajer , rays the Dttrolt 1-rco Press. Itie other morulug , after re peating "Give us this day our dall > bread , " she hesitated 1'or a moment , as If In doubt , and then deputed from the text to nay : "An1 , O Lard , Ifri JIM' 'venlent aa not , wo pray Thee to n-i'co ' It glngc.-bread , " con cluding In regular form. " \\fiy la people called Juialv ? " rsked a little tot o ! a Brookljn Sunday echoM teacher. The teacher then told the story of Jorob. and the whale , cnjs the New Yoik Tclbune , and said that sane people were called Jonahs because , like the oilg'.nal Jonah , they were unlucky. The teacher talked on the ratable for some time and felt that she had ac quitted tierself most creditably , capcc'ally aa the tot appeared much Interested. She vva lather nonp'.used , li3.\cver , when a second llttlo tot In the decs Immediately spoke up sad said : "Why Is rome people called hoodoos ? " The teacher did nDt have any stories In stock to suit the occasion , BO she dismissed the claeo fee- the day and let It go at that. The children had come homo from Sunday school , vvhcro they had heard something , they did not know very clearly what , but something which made them think there might bo Eomrthlng very unusual happening soon In the wry of a sudden cessation of worldly activities nnd a putting on of ce lestial garments , the latlcr taking form In their minds at wings. So they went to mamma to talk It over. "I don't think It would bo nice at all , " said the oldest llttlo girl , referring to the wings ; "Just think of having to fly and not walking at all. " "But jou could walk , " said the practical llttlo sister , "don't chickens have wings and don't they walk ? " Hero Is a charming story , which Indicate * the ncutor.css of observation which the young unquest'onably possess , and also the extremely clovei manner In which they often make Uhe of It to attain objects they may have In view. A lad of some 10 years ! being prepared to go to a soit of party , and ho la strenuously objecting , as every healthy and mentally well-ordered lad of that ago miiy bo expected to do. He objects when his face and hands are washed ; he objects when his best all cs and stockings are put on ; ho objects loudly and persistently when his Sunday clothes are brought out , and finally he puts up a positive roar of protest when his hair ! s brushed. But observing all this Is In vain , and that ha Is certainly to bo "smartened up" for the ordeal ahead of him , ho centers all his opposition on th question of tidying his Iralr , and with truly Infantile diplomacy and keen Insight Into human nature ho says seductively to his patient mother , who Is superintending th Impeded toilet : "Say , mummy , do leave out something yer don't want 'cm all to bo dead ontcr me , do yer ? " Now. If that Is not Inimitable what la ? Ho not only sees himself that the oilier * will know too Is "dressed up" If all the de tails are observed , but bo also eeos that posslbly-although from Quite a dlffeicnt point of view this argument may succeed with his mother where all others have failed. Ob , humanity ! You are an amazing tiling oven at 10 years of age. ITCHING SKIN DISEASES BniDT Con TnxiTvirr for i rtarlnr. dUOc- nrlnif , Itching , burningad ualy ikln and ictlp dlieuci wlih I on oflialr. W rm b th wild CO. none * boir , gentle application ! of COTicvit ( ointment ) . * ud fall doin of Curlcum Itciou TINT , grtiuit of blcoa parlfitn and humor cart * ' , II Mil UratlhM * t . - 4kb UMIX Cut * . . S l Pntt ( < * Cylii \ u Cut luUm S > U Blutm , " DM. RED MUCH iiIiM"'trar