12 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , MABCH 20. 1898. THE OMAHA SUNDAY BKR B. HOSEWATEK , Editor. PUBIJSHKD HVEHY MO11NINO. THUMB OP SUUSCniPTIONl Ctllf B ( ( Without ButKlnv ) , One Yetr . W M D llr B * and Sunday , One Tear . I 00 Bit Month . 4 W Thra * Month ! . SCO Eundar I3re , One Year. . . . . . . 1 W aturdar Hc , One Year . 1 M > Wceklr Bee , One Year . M Omaha ; The nee Hullitlng. Houth Omntu ! Singer Illk. . Cor. N and 14th Sta Council Illurrt ! 10 I'enrl .Street. Chleaco OHIce : M2 Chnmber of Commerc * . New York : Temple Court. Wuhlncton : Sol Fourteenth Street. All communications relating to news and edito rial matter should lie ndJreiFPd : To the Editor. UUSINUSH MTTKIIS. : All burlne s letter ! ! and retnlttnnce.i should be addrerard to The lice Publishing Company , Omnlm , Drntf , clieckn , extirem and postolflco money order * tc be made payable to the order of the company. TJIK IUi3 : I't'llMSIIINO COMPANY. STATIMINT : OF CIUCOI.ATION. Btnte of Ncbratkn , Dougl-i county. . : OearKC II , Tuchuck , icerelary of The lice Tub- Hulling company , being duly iwnrn , ny that the actual numbrr of full nml complete copies of The Dally , UornliiK , KvcnlnK nnd Humlay lire printed during the montli of February , U5S , was a fol- lown : IS 51.C88 Ki 21.C31 3 20.'F92 17 21eo2 4 VO.TM IS 21.815 C 20.ST5 )9 81,601 6 2t'J-,0 20 21,093 7 2' ' r. " 1 21.3CT 8 2I.O.-.I 11. . ? ? . ! 9 20.US2 21 , 21M5 10 20.SH2 21 21,925 ii 21ns 2 * 22,111 12. 21,070 22,227 1.1 21.012 27. 21.4S1 II M.T'03 ' 23. 22,332 Total . 697.MZ * ss returned nnd unsold copies . .9,326 Net total mile * Net dally avcrjgp II. TBSCHUCK. Rwnrn to lioforn mo and nibcrlbed In my preK > np this let day of March , 1MS. ( Notary ' ublle. ; The jink's of the Trnnsinlsslsslppi Ex position open .Tune 1. Put a circle around this date In your calendar. Tin- snow In the mountains will soon lw melting. Is It not about time for the iio\v.H | > : i ] > cr purveyor of fakes tea a now sensation about tlui water up ? Where wcro the members of the local ministerial union while police protected gambling was holding forth for four weeks in Omaha without even nu at tempt at concealment ? It looks very much as If It were no easier to enlist In certain branches of the army and navy than to secure nn appointment to a federal ollice protected by civil service regulations. When President Din/ puts a stop to bull ll lilliiK In his country , as he threatens to do. the last tie that binds Mexico to Spain will have boon severed. May he keep his knife sharp. There were thirty olllceholders In the Tacoina populist convention. "Shades of the Oiualiu platform ! " exclaims the Seattle Post Intelligencer. "Men change nnd their principles with them. It all depends on what there Is In sight. " Perhaps It Is starvation liv Cuba that Is responsible for the Increased prices of farm products In the United States. This Is Just as sensible a suggestion ns the Brynnlte assertion that the rise in wheat Is dm ; entirely to famine in India. Members of the Interstate Commerce commission assert openly that the Inter utato law Is Ineffective to accomplish the results for which It was enacted. If the commissioners themselves admit their Imjwtency why bandy words further ? The Minneapolis schools will bo short a few .fads next year , among them cookIng - Ing , sewing and Sloyd. The absence of funds to keep the schools going the full echool year brought about the determi nation to lop off some of the needless but .costly frills. Governor Leedy of Kansas , while deprecating war , says the present crisis is Just what the corporations have been looking for as nn excuse for a big standing army that will help them op press labor. Perhaps It was the corpor etlons that blew up the Maine. President Dole cannot tell his country men in Hawaii too many nice things about President McKInley , who he says ts heart and soul for Hawaiian annexa tion. As a diplomatic talker President Dole Is a shining success even If his trip to the United States failed to fetch the ratification- the treaty. Nine chances out of ten an inquiry Into the influences behind the opposition In congress to the extension of the pneu matic tube servleo by the Postotllce de partment will disclose the flue Italian hand of the telegraph monopoly that ob Jects to anything that will Increase the competition of the malls with the use of the electric wires. One nnd a quarter million persons have deposits In the savings banks of Massachusetts. The last year the In crease In deposits over those of the year 180(1 ( amounted to nearly $4,000,000. So long as the people who get weekly or monthly wages are able to lay some of it away In the savings banks each year tlu > calamity wall will never become popular. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Governor Plngree of Michigan has an nounced Ills intention of employing Btenogrnphers to make a verbatim re- jwrt of the proceedings of the state leg Isluturc In the special session he has just called and this report Is to be pub .llshed after the Htylo of the Congres filonal Record. This makes it certain Hint the session will not be a short one devoted strleUy to business. Mrs. Ilcnrotln , president of the Feder ation of Woman's clubs , Is publicly op posing a national university at Wash ington , because In her opinion It wouh : 1)0 ) Impossible to keep mich a university free from political influences. The ex perience of some of the states with their etnto educational institutions has shown that there may 1m tit times danger of political Interference with cducatlona matters in this country , but the sound common sense of the great mass of the people will never tolerate the perversion of their Institutions of learning to further the ends of nchouilnff politicians IIV/XT ADOUT THE PAUTOWMT. In the epccchca of William Jennings Dryan and the crew of silver orators who follow In his wake plutocracy and ho gold standard have been as Indlssolu- bly linked together ns were silver nud wheat until the changed Industrial con ditions of a year ngo decreed nn abso lute divorce between these two com modities , which we had been told were riveted together by natural law. Ac cording to current sllvcrltc teaching the plutocrat Is produced exclusively by the same Influences that were responsible for the crime of ' 70 and for all the seven great financial conspiracies to grind down the iwor Into lower depths of pov erty by making money scarce nnd dear. The plutocrat ensconsed on a golden throne Is supposed to have as terrifying an eJTect upon the simon-pure sllverlte as the most hideous green-eyed monster of Wall fitreot. What now will the silver oracles say when they are told that In Mexico , that fabled free silver elyslutn , the pluto crat Is proportionately just as numer ous and just as odious ns he Is In- the gold standard United States ? Will they denounce the assertion ns merely an other goldbug fiction gotten up to de ceive the credulousi public ? They doubt less would were It not for the fact that the statement comes fiom a high silver- He authority one almost as high In the councils of his party ns the great Hryan ilmself. It comes from ex-Governor Wil liam .1. Stone of Missouri , who , speaking of his trip to Mexico , from which he has just returned , says : I discovered a most pestiferous class of plutocrats 1n Old Mexico. The Mexican plutocrat Is a good deal like the American plutocrat he Is out ( or all lie can get and he doesn't care much how he gets It. The Mexican plutocrat generally owns a haci enda that comprises from 10,000 to even 100,000 acres of laml. He 'has been a man who was , perhaps , an officer In the Mexican war ( or Independence aud .has obtained a large concession from the government , through influence , granting him thousands upon thousands o ( acres of land ( or a song. This plutocrat takes hla ( amlly to Paris and spends Ills money in that gay capital. 'Hun- ' drcds upon hundreds of poor , Ignorant peons do the work on the hacienda ( or exceed ingly low wagca. The { Mexican plutocrat pays no taxes on bisthousands of acres o ( land. There Is a growing sentiment among the merchants and commercial men hi ( aver of n land tax , but I doubt If Pres- Ident Diaz could ( orco a. land-tax measure through 1 ( ho wanted to do so. All these rich owners of the Immense haciendas have Influence and control the votes of the army of peons that wortc for them. If a laud-tax should bo ( attempted to be collected It might cause a revolution. Kree coinage of silver at 10 to 1 with out waiting for the aid or consent of any other nation , then , holds out no re- llof from the plutocrat. If the plutocrat can flourish In Mexico under a sliver standard the restoration of free coinage lu this country would not loose his grasper or make him less pestiferous. In a word the gold standard has nothing to do With the rise or continued existence of the plutocrat The silver and wheat Il lustration has been exploded beyond re demption. Must the appeal to popular prejudice against the plutocrat also lose its force as a silver argument ? TALK < JF CUUAN AKK XA TIUN. Senator Proctor , in his talks with business nnd professional men In Cuba , found some who favored the annexa tion of the Island to the United States. Hcferrlng to this In his statement to the cnato of the information he had ob tained in Cuba Mr. Proctor said he was not lu favor of annexation , not because he would apprehend any particular trouble from It , but because It is not wise policy to take In any people of foreign tongue and training and without any strong guiding' American clement. Recently a United States senator , who holds close relations with the adminis tration , felt called upon to emphatically contradict a report that he was In favor of annexing Cuba , saying that the United States neither needs nor wants the Island with Its motley population. There Is undoubtedly a widespread feeling In this country In favor of an nexing Cuba In the event of a war with Spain. This Is especially the case in the south , where the Idea of that Island ultimately becoming a part of the United States has been nurtured for many years formerly In the Interest of slavery and latterly from geographical , political and commercial considerations. It is highly probable that the military occu pation of Cuba by the United States would create a vigorous popular demand here that the government should per manently possess that Islnn'd nnd this would be encouraged by a large part of the business pud professional Inter ests of Cuba , which would prefer living under the government of the United States to being governed by the Cubans. With the island lost.to Spain In a war with this country , the Spaniards whose Interests compelled them to remain there would earnestly urge annexation and their efforts would not be without Influence upon public sentiment In this country. Heartily as they now hate the United .StaUvs they would welcome Its rule as an alternative to government by the Cubans. Hut while there are much stronger reasons for annexing Cuba than for an nexlng Hawaii , ihere are still objections to the acquisition of the former which will have weight with the conservative judgment of this country. The proxl- Unity of Cuba , our large commercial In terests In that Island which could be greatly Increased and Its position in respect to the waters over which it Is most essential to maintain American control , are plausible nrgnments for an nexation. But thoughtful men generally will agree with Senator Proctor that it Is not wise policy to take In any people of foreign tongue and training and without - out any guiding American element. There Is no reason to believe that the men who are fighting for the in dependence of Cuba would bo willing to have their country become a part of the United States , even If Independence should be secured by the help of this republic , and to annex Cuba without the consent of Its people would be to invite serious trouble. The Cubans are lighting tocstahllsh a government of their own. They aspire to separate nation ality. The reward they seek for the sac. rlHces they are making Is au iudepcnd- ent country nud the privilege of making their own laws and regulating their own ( iffulrs. Undoubtedly they would wel come Intervention by the United .States in order to five Cuba from * Spanish rule , but not with the condition Hint their country should become n part of this republic. They believe they nre qualified for self-government , for main taining nu Independent nntlounllty , nud they would resist nuy nUcmpt to defeat their ambition niui nsplrntlon to nccom- pllsh this , even though offered the privi lege of becoming American citizens. It may become necessary , If not In the present at some future time , for this na tion to drive the Spaniard out of Cuba. Perhaps this Is Inevitable. But If ever It Is done It should be with a view to allowing the people of Cuba to estab lish their own government nnd to enjoy Independence In their own way nnd not for the purpose of territorial aggrandize ment. Cuba Independent would afford us good a Held for American capital and enterprise ns If It were n part of this republic and we should have no responsibility for Its government or the welfare of Its people. ASSISTANT SECltKTAJtY DAY. he assistant secretory of state , Judge Day , has shown that President McKin- Ipy made no mistake when he selected him for that position. It is well known to the country that Secretary Sherman has done little of the work devolving upon the secretary of state. During much of the time since he assumed that ollice he has been in poor health nnd Incapacitated to give close attention to Judge Day has been required to dis charge the.se duties and that he has done so with signal ability probably no one will question. Going Into the State de partment with no practical knowledge of diplomacy and only such general knowledge of International law as any good lawyer may possess , Judge Day scums to have mastered the require- ' mcnts of his position. The Springfield Republican speaks of _ Judge Day ns "the obscure Ohio lawyer who now runs the United States' State department and who seems to be run ning It like n master of statecraft those lld days. " It Is n mistake to say that Judge Day was an obscure lawyer. On .7tl the contrary ho occupied a distinguished position , In Ohio ns a Jurist and was very well known In neighboring states. , Judge Day Is an able , conscientious , patriotic man , who merits the confidence of the country. TllK BAD. Mr. Gladstone has returned to Eng land and the Indications arc that the life of the "Grand Old Man" is near the end. It appears that lie derived little benefit aud that only temporary from his sojourn abroad -and he decided to go back to Ilawarden aud puss his last days there. The whole English-speaking world Is Interested Inthe veteran statesman , whoso wonderful career has few par allels In history. Ills public life began sixty-five years ago , when moat jof the public men of this day were in their cradles or were yet unborn. More than sixty-three years ngo he was a cabinet ofllcer nud as jnaster of the mint in 1841 he Instituted fiscal reforms which brought him distinction. Within the period of his political life Great Britain more than- doubled in extent , population and wealth and this progress was In no small measure due to the fltatesman- shlp of Gladstone. He has lived to a greater age ( nan any statesman who has over been prime minister of Eng land , n position he held four times , and has held ofllce at a more advanced age than any of his predecessors. Ills pub lic career closed several j'oars ago , when he voluntarily retired from the premier ship , but his voice has been- - beard a number of times since-on public affairs , notably in regard to the-Armenian ques tion , when he urged aggressive action by thn British government to put an end to Turkish atrocities. Mr. Gladstone Is hardly more dis- tliigiiishod as a statesman than as a scholar , being undoubtedly one of the best educated men In the world. Since his retirement from public life he has abated none of his zeal as a student and has made .some contributions to literature. His physical .sufferings np- pear not to have Impaired his remark- j ( able Intellectual facnltliv * . Mr. Glad stone Is In the SOth year of his age. | JJUMKS Tl U CO-111'KllA T10X A number of reslilents of the Kansas town of Hurrlon have Inaugurated nn Interesting experiment In co-operative living. Nine families have discarded their kitchen utensils and joined In sup port of a family club managed by a board of directors on a strictly cooperative tive plan where all get their meals , a club conveniently located and properly furnished for comfort , but not luxury. There Is llttlo resemblance between this and the ordinary hoarding house system , although they have common disadvanta ges , and it Is plain that It would not be possible to adopt It on such favorable terms in every community. Among the advantages claimed for the system arc the freedom from kitchen drudgery for nine housewives , or the equally undesirable worry about the work of servants , and the economy of tlmo and expense. AH to the cost of living on this co-operative plan the IluiT- ton people llnd that the cost of meals varies from 7 to ! ) cents each with the table well supplied. The economy of tlmo Is really the most valuable point In its favor. Wlieteas under the Indi vidual kitchen system there Is little time for social llfo without sacrlilce of household duties , the co-operative syfi- tern leaves abundant tlmo for cultiva tion of the graces that make home llfo so pleasant. This form of doim-stlc co-operation Is only a variation of that which has be come popular among the factory em ployes and persons working In large ollk'o and business blocks In the cltic.s. The dinner pall and lunch basket have partially disappeared , to be superseded by the co-operative lunch room with Its greater economy nnd opportunity for social Intercourse. Clubs for working girls have been especially successful , and out of these have grown many forms of domestic co-operation , resulting tn 8UbstantIalUiiwovemcnt of the condition of thousands of people. The mistake of confusing co-operation with communism Is too common. The purpose of co-operation Is to effect a saving without Interfering In any way with the Individual Independence. With this purpose M < pt steadily. In mind co operation In domestic affairs may be car ried to n ccCTuiu extent , although It can never survive when It oversteps the limit marks of the boundary of home " * ' life. - rilK'PAliltl'onT TO SUCCKSS. The common assumption that without the leisure made possible by accumula tion of wealth In the hands of a few there would be no culture In the world Is ' wholly unwarranted. While It is true that many vpry rich persons have de voted their lives to uplifting humanity and encouragement of the arts and sciences , the men who have made the best use of wealth have been those of moderate resources with affections nnd sympathies Just like those of their poorer neighbors. The. line dividing the rich nnd the poor of the world does not par allel that which marks the division be tween those who help and those who hinder progress. Whether or not It is settled that the struggle against want and. privation Is the mainspring of life , history will never cease recounting the noble deeds of poor people , or to tell what has been done for education , science , art , literature , in- vcntton , discovery , religion nnd states manship by those-who knew nothing of fabulous wealth and cared less for It. Poverty may not often develop genius , but It is seldom au obstacle. Men with llxed purposes In llfo are not deterred by misfortune .from accomplishing some thing for themselves and for the race. The highest culture Is possible only where there Is Industry nnd activity nn' in this country .where every native born American lias a right to aspire to the highest place lu the land personal merit must bo the passport to true suc cess. 1WRAI , Fit UK JJKLlVKltY. The postofllco appropriation bill now under consideration In the house con tains nn appropriation' ' for continuing the experiment with the free delivery of mall In , rural districts , which so far has proved -successful aud satisfactory. The report of the llrst assistant postmaster general states that rural free delivery has been put to the test of practical ex periment In .twenty-nine states. All sorts and conditions of rural life have been included in the experiment and the re port says the general results obtained have been so teatlsfuetory as to suggest the feasibility of making rural delivery a permanent feature of postal adminis tration in the United States , "not Im mediately , or in all districts at once , but In some gradual nnd gradated form. " The stafrmonts given in the report - port showing I'he go'otl results of the ex periment coftalifly warrant congress in making provision for its continuance. Sooner or later , jis suggested by the first < nsslstaut. postmaster general , the United Stales will have to follow the' lead of the more densely populated coup- trios associated with It In the Universal Postal Union and establish a delivery service over all the settled "portions of its vast territory. It may as well , there fore , to go on with the advance In this direction that has been begun with such 'Sl ' satisfactory results. It is unquestionable that the govern ment owes this consideration to the rural communities. There Is no good reason wliy the people in the country districts , who contribute their fair share toward the support of the government , should not havi > as good mall facilities as it Is piactJf-ablo to give them , even though the cost Is feomcwliat In excess of the receipts from tUls source. The postal system Is for -the benefit of the whole people , but too little attention has been given In the past to the large proportion tion of the population Inhabiting the rural districts. It ought not to be many years before .system of free rural de livery is In operation in every state of the union. If the Hull bill for the reorganization of the army will really put au end , as Intimated In the dispatches , to the res toration ' of deserters to the military rolls for the purpose of entitling them to pensions , It ought to be passed even If ' Its other provisions arc In part ex perimental. Congress could at any tlmo shut oft' on the private bills to remove tt the charge of desertion , but It has nevec , been 1 able to nerve- Itself up to the point. There would always be fear that the legislation of one congress abolishing thia , abuse might be done away with by Its successor and the old practice re stored. As The Bee has more than once remarked , no one whose military record . Is beclouded with the charge of deser tion who doeSiiiot take the trouble to c secure nn honorable discharge within a a reasonable tlmo by the regular course provided by , la\v , can have any Just d claim to recj tyeji pension paid out of c c the taxes Imposed upon the whole coun 0 try. -nV 0a 0c According ' tftellable ) reports from [ Washington Jlrusldcnt McKInley Is t planning for'jlt-1 trip through the west | ' during the yyh'imer in the event that governmental business will permit of his absence froin''tlu ' capital. The Trans- mlsslsslppl Kxuo tlon at Omaha will un doubtedly bo unit/of the objective points and the presldf'ilt's day at the exposition ' ' tion should b'e'th ? red letter day of the great show. oJ i There was n'lljiy-when a president felt called upon to complain about having congress "upon hU hands. " Happily now the president feels the strong1 right arm of the legislative branch of the gov ernment sustaining and supporting him In his every movement for the preserva tion of the honor of the nation. Times are different , also presidents. A San Franci-sco man calls attention to the fact that the Chinamen who have boon executed In that state have died ns game as the hardest white criminals , and that personal courage and unlllneh. Ing nerve Is characteristic of the Mon- gollans who live on the coast This Is strauge , in view of the fact that collect- ively the Chinese are supposed to be cowards. For centuries their great empire - piro lina had no real military strength | nud their armies have never stood against nn Invader. So also the Chinese government Is one of the most corrupt i on the face of the earth. ! Captain Aborcromblo , who will under take to drive the big government herd of reindeer over the passes and Into the Yukon country , Is entirely familiar with Alaska , ns lie was with Lieutenant Schwatkn when the latter traveled all over Alaska fifteen years ago. Just as hindsight is always clearer than fore sight , It now seems strange that so many travelers should have ridden up and down.the Alaska valleys and over the mountains nud never discovered the rich deposits of gold lying practically on the surface. It Is hardly complimentary to the morals of the managers of our great railway systems that It should be neces sary for the postal authorities to ask congress to Impose legal penalties on persons who pad the malls during the period when , they are weighed for the 1 purpose of fixing the compensation to be paid the railroads for carrying them. Nobody would have any incentive to pad the mails unless the railroads made It j. worth their while to do so. The $0,000 trio of sinecure state rail way commissioners evidently think they sac In the maximum freight rate decision complete justification for con tinuing their donothlng attitude to ward the Nebraska railroads and com mon , carriers. If the federal courts are the sole regulators of railroad rates why keep the three donothlngs drawing money out of the state treasury as re- i numeration for their Idleness ? i The regular quarterly ministerial crisis is on in Newfoundland , and the governor and. the ministry are at logger heads over a railway bill. Not many years ago a Newfoundland legislature passed a resolution of annexation to the United States , but serious obstacles to the consummation of this plan prevented , adding to the numerous troubles of Uuclo Sam. A Klondike Usany. IJuttc Miner. Careful assays of some ot the stories which ' come from Alaska show that they run about 3 per cent truth and 97 per cent fiction. V r > - Peculiar. New York Sun. Some of the criminal lawyers are peculiar. If the Jury Is not out long enough the mem bers are accused o ( not giving proper con sideration to the evidence. If it le out for a long timetbo judge Is charged with coerc ing It. On l'ron | > erlt > - ' 'IllKb Hond. Philadelphia Record. During February the United States ex ported $15,500,000 worth more than In the same month last year , and Imported $6,000- 000 worth lees. He who sells rocce than I twice as much as ho buys Is on the high road to prosperity. " The Diplomatic AVuy. Indianapolis News. The French ambassador to Great Britain Is a good diplomat. When Queen Victoria expressed 'to him the hope that nothing would nrlao to' Interfere with her vlalt to the Rlverla , be Is said to have replied : "It would be a misfortune for France , madame. " A sweeter way of saying nothing could not be Imagined. The n I Klit Sentiment. I St. Louis Qlobc-Democrnt. | Ex-President Cleveland expresses the right sentiment In saying that every American cit izen ought to loyally support the government at the present Juncture. Every American Is giving the government this support. No body now alive eyer saw such harmony on any question before as there was on that of the $50,000,000 appropriation. That har mony will probably continue when , after the Maine board's report Is In , the government ' decides to act. The war excitement has cost the country something In a financial way , but this has been more than offset by the moral gain. The revelation which It has made of a public spirit , patriotism and sense of nationality among the people ts worth many times more to the country /han / ( tbo money which It has cost. IIfe Iniiiirniicci mill Wnr. Sprlngfleld ( Mars. ) Republican. If every male adult fn the country carried a llfo Insurance policy which lapsed by Its terms If the holder went to war , It Is easy to sco that an outbreak of hostilities would cause a world of trouble In more directions than one. The situation Is not quite so threatening : In the present case , but never before did so large a proportion of the popu lation ' ' of military age carry llfo Insurance as now , and probably moat of thcso Insur ance contracts are written on a peace or noncombatant - combatant basis. One of the big New York companies , however , has stated that Its policy holders may enlist for the possible war In the assurance that their policies will bo paid If they are killed , but now Insurance will bo fixed at a higher rate In cases whore the applicant Intends to join the army. An other of the big New York companies announces tndi di nounces that Its policy restrictions respectIng - Ing a military life will bo waived on pay 1PI ment of an additional premium of 5 to 10 PIrt per cent. rtyi yi "A .MI.\ISTK/KI.\I / , IXOHATH. " I 1 ai aial KniiNiiir CttyIlPAPittM \ ( lie Aliiim * of It * $7 $7ui Knn as City Journal. ui It seems almost Incredible that Hev. I > r. uiP Meyer ot London , who was so recently- - tcrtalned with conspicuous courtesy Im this country , should have returned home only to abuse the nation whoso honored gueU he had bcca. Yet the report of his attack Is so direct and authoritative that Its correctrv.sH cannot well bo doubted. More tlicu that , bis comments are characteristic of public men of England who have deigned to visit this country for a ( ew weeks' study of our people and conditions. Almost every Englishman of distinction who has come to America to travel , to lec ture or to observe has made It hla buslntva tn look for flaws ! a our solal an ] political life. These visitors are Invariably gracious while they are with us , but as fiocn as they reach London they assume an attitude Hint is either positively vicious or egotistically patronizing. They have given us many cx- hlbltlcas of such discourtesy and shabby manners. There is chicanery and corruption In this country , but these qualities are not oaoma- lies. In Fugland or any other country. Dr. n Meyer did not need to leave homo to find their existence. Being fiomcth'ag of a re form or. It may be admitted that he was en titled to call attention to Immorality , pro vided he was sufficiently well Informed to bo just ; but being a disciple of a faith that ; teaches charity , ho should at least bo li cu es t. As a matter of fact. Dr. Meyer Is neither Just nor honest. He could not be sufficiently Informed to speak authoritatively on the morals of this country , for his stay was too brief. Being a man of Intelligence , ho must have known ( hit an unqualified expression : from him was not fair. The Icfuit that could have been expected ot him was a recognition ot the good as well as the bad. He preferred , however , to act us down as Babylonians and outlaws. It Is time that we should treat theio Ens- Hsh critics with some reserve when they visit ua. They have merited our distrust. Instead of welcoming them with open arm * and lavlih courtesy , It might bo just as well to show them from the first that we havq lltto ! faith In their Intelligence of observa tion or their honesty ot opinion. ni.Asrs vmm HAM * notur. Thcro la no music for the old like an old tuno. Owls have ( heir orgies while dotes r asleep. A lie I * the devil's attempt to counterfeit the truth. The dews of grace fall during the night of sorrow. Kind words , Hko fragrant flowers , are ad mired by all. Too ninny forget to be useful In trying to be consistent. The more perfect the trust , the more per fect the peace. An Iceberg In the pulpit cannot klndlo flro In the pews. Fidelity tn llttlo things Is one of the surest tests of character. These who know when to speak , know when to bo silent. Don't cover your neglected duties with the clo.ik of excuse. Don't use religious stilts when * you visit a strange prayer meeting. If wo could only see our own faults as plainly as wo can these of others , how many of us would want to put out our eyes. SKCUbAH SHOTS AT Till : PUI.IMT. Boston Globe : A New York clergyman Is preaching against dancing. Ho might as i well preach against -the ebbing and llowlng ; of the tide. Washington Star : A dlfilculty which the ! minister who undertakes to preach on poll- tics < encounters Is at all evuiits less than the j average politician would' ' find If he were to ) attempt a discourse ) on 'theology. . iMlnnenpolls Journal : The president's pas tor nt Washington preached a bloody war sermon at him on Sunday from the text : "In 1 the name of our ( Sod we set up our ban- nors. < " There Is no evidence that the preat- dent went homo and prepared a war mes sage ( or congress- Now York Sun : The Hcv. W. M. Strannj ban ; o ( Pleasanton , Kan. , Is bidding for a big attendance of his congregation with the now t rather old fashioned of free- " ' ranl cry freegrace , "Dcn't allow anything to stand between yon nnd this duty , brethren ; " he says , "I hops that every member of the church that has the least Interest In Its welfare will come to the mornlug services next Sunday ; no collec tion. " Kansas City Star : A curious story comes from Now York that there exists In tbo Protestant Episcopal church of New York a division on the question of the celibacy of the clergy , and that clergymen who have married after -having taken their ordination vows have been called heretics , whatever that may mean under the circumstances , and that one celibate clergyman lias gone so far as to say that profligacy la preferable to mat rimony. The police should keep an eyu on this reverend gentleman. Springfield Ilcpubllcan : Some of the war sermons -last Sunday In various parts of the county made the headlines In the yellow Journals turn green with envy. A leading clergyman In Kansas City said to his con gregation that the Maine disaster was "enough to fan the embers of our patriotism 'tc a white heat , and call out In double- quick time -the onward march of 10,000,000 men. " Yet the sensational press Is a very terrible Institution , and is unanimously con demned by our ministerial friends. I'K'USOX.U , A.\IJ OTIIKIIWISK. Mule-s are Increanlng In this country while horses are growing ( ewer. This seems to tend to the survival of the "klckiat" If not of tbo fittest. A Chicago man who bought a gold brick made of braas confessed In court , "I am nn old fool. " Counsel refrained from Impeach ing his testimony. A pretty Kentucky girl Is doing n big bus iness by selling a book for a dollar and throwing In a kiss Every gallant Kentucky man Is engaged In replenishing his library. There Is no accounting ( or tastes. A Jer- seymon went to jail rather than pay a tax bill of $1.30. Most any sane taxpayer would pay the bill and celebrate getting off so easily. : Patrick Donahoo , the veteran publisher of Boston , was 87 years of ago last Thursday , and gave evidence of his vitality by holding a reception and singing "Tho Star Spangled Banner. " Edna Wallace Hopper bas sued both In New York and San Francisco , for divorce from Do Wolf Hopper. By this means Edna jj " " " " . hopes to catcti "Casey" "a-comla" or a-goln' . " A giddy Chicago girl of SO has been chicled by the authorities for jumping off and on moving trains. If the police contlnuo lt > that , line , Chicago will acquire a reputation cs a slow town. Three hundred trained nurses attended a mass meeting In New York recently and de- cldd to prepare an educational exhibit to be 'held In conjunction with -the International Health exposition In New York next May. Occasionally a largo chunk of truth breaks Into the press ot Madrid. For Instance : "Despite all adverse currents , " says the ) Heraldo , "General Lee stands like a proud rock defying the elements. " Shake , ecnor ! Senator Mason of Illinois has been chal lenged to mortal combat by a proud don , and la perplexed as towhat weapons tie should select. Ho Inclines to a load of sour tnach for himself and garlic for his opponent , the battle to bo waged with breath to the death. But that plan would provok * a senatorial funeral a very somber joke for . a crisis like the present. If the senator loves his country ho should hand over the challenge to John L. Sullivan , who expresses , a desire to eat a don ( or breakfast. "Thero j la one more fight In me , " exclaims John ; "let mo at 'cm and I'll make footballs of their heads. " Boston raised a generous fund for the i families of the firemen who lost their lives , J last month. The allotment lias Just been 1 . made. The ( amlly ot District Chief Egan 1 J will receive a total of $14,276 , $150 being al- lowcxl for funeral expenses , and an annual I pension ' of $300 goes to the chief's son , l ( j under 10 years o ( age , his mother being dead. Captain Victory's ( amlly receives i I $12,010 1 , with $150 for burial expenses and a | pension of $300 to the widow so Icng as she remains unmarried or has a child under 10 years of age. The family of Lieutenant Gottwald gets $1CC40 , with the same allow ance for burial expenses and the widow as above. Patrick J. Dlsken's family receive j $7,480 , with burial expenses and the widow's I ' ' pension < : the family of John 'J. Mulhcarn , unmarried , receive $5,215 , with burial ex penses < , and the family of W. J. Welch , also unmarried , the same. It was a handsome tribute to bravo men. ISfvXOVATIOJT. T Mohln * OUlo rutrlotUrm i * k Puhllo School * . St. 1'nul rlonoor l'r * f. Following Now York's example , mov - ment ban been started In the publlo eciool * of Omaha to enlist the children In the work ot keeping the streets and public placet In bt'tter order. In New York , soon after Colonel Waring began bis efforts for cleaner streets , nn organization of children wni formed to assist In tbu work. They wer * pledged to retrain from Uttering the streetr , to call the attention of offenders to the harm and usclcssnc&i ot the practice and to otherwise assist In working up public oplii- Ion ou the matter. A good deal ot ef * fcctlve work nus done through these dill- dren. But the moat Impoitant feature of the movement uns the education of the chit- i dren and of thosit that came under their Influence - fluonco to a realization of the Importance I of clean streets. ' It does nut appear that the Omaha niovc- I mrnt extends any further than talks by teachers on the matter. Hut even If It takea ' n form no more active than this It ought , to have a salutary effect. There Is entirely too llttlo effort In the public cchools of this and other cities to arouuc In the children a consclousiieis ot their duties us prrspectlv * municipal voters. National patriotism tl ( ostercd , but hardly any vffolt Is made to nwiiken civic pride. Yet , as citizens and , taxpayers they will come Into contact with their city government a thousands tlmo ' . where they cotno Into contact with the fed- era ! government once. The cleanliness of I streets , alleys and private premises , good sowctugo , a pure water supply , healthy ten- , cment.scll managed hoapl.nls , good mar- j kcla , n pure food supply , parks and breathIng - Ing spaces , shade trues and side lawns , nc- ccsylblo libraries , art K'tlUTlcs and mu ' seums , au clllcleiit educational system , chiMp | llghu < , n well regul.itcd street railway tuul , ] telephone service , strict maintenance of law nud order and a hundred other things that could bo had if citizens would Inslat upon j having them , ronulrc much mure attention ' than the national admlnlstintiun , and nro ' quite as Important. Au cinclvnt national government is Hko a good foundation under a ramshackle superstructure. A realization of the fact that the charac ter of the superstructure flioulj correspond with that of the foundation ticcm.s lo bo qulto generally wanting. And l ( , through such small beginnings nu have been made in Omaha , that realization can bo awakened In the school childen ) , a similar effort would not bo superfluous In St. 1'aul. If It hud no other effect than to deter merchants from sweeping the Utter of their stores Into the streets It would noi bo wnsted , us the hlKli windn of this season of the year make pain fully evident. IIOMP.STIO IM.I\SAATHIIS. Somervlllo Journal : Once In n while a woman dreams that her husband gives her money toKO shopping with , without her asking for It. Brooklyn Llfo : He So you're going , * jf throw mo down nfter all ? She Yes. Father said lie would If I didn't , nnd lie's ss terribly literal , you know. Yonkers Stntemnnn : Slie He kissed me , nnd then. I Hold him to lull no one. He And what did lie do ? "Why. it wasn't two minutes before hs repeated It. ' Chicago ficrord : "Before marriage n wlfa ! a charming- fancy , but after mnrrlugt she Is H rolemn fact. " "Yes ; facts uru stubborn things. " Truth. Her Adorer May I marry your daughter , sir ? Her F.ilbcr What do you wnnt to marry her for ? You don't know when you're well off. off.Her Her Adorer No , perhaps not. but I Know when you're well off. Detroit Journal : "You love another ! " ha exclaimed. "Oh , Edwin ! " f ho protested , nnd th blinding- tears filled her eyes. "Darllnjr , forgive me , I was wrong ! " im plored tbe > youth , now altogether full of remorse. As to those tears , you se , while they were doubtless somewhat blinding ns to her. 'they were especially blinding as to him. Cincinnati Rnqulrcr : Mrs. Grcymalr When I rile I wnnt you to engrave on my tomb , "There la Quiet In Heaven. " Mr. Greymalr I think , my dear. It would be. moreto the point to make It. "Ther * Was Quiet in Heaven. " Chicago Tribune : "Why do you allow I your wfe ! to- rule you as If you were a baby ? " Indignantly nskod Mr. Meeker'a brother. "You ought to have it voice ones In a while In the management of the house hold. Assert your Independence. " "Independence ! " cchcccl Mr. Meeker , bit terly. "She , wont even grunt mo auton omy ! " Philadelphia nulle-tln : "I wish. " said th young man , "that you would be less formal and call me by my first name. " "I'd rather not , " replied his fair com panion , "your Jatt name suits me. " A few minutes later they wcrn discuss ing- the merits of the different Ilrms that supply furniture upon the Inxtallmcnt plaiv TIIK KKW CU1.S1MO. SouthwMtern Medical Jlocord , Wo used to have old-fashioned things , Ilk * hominy nnd fireens ; We used1 to have jiift common foup , mad out of pork and bcnn * ; 5 But now It's bouillon , consomme , and -things made froma lboo'.r. And pot nu fun nnd Julienne , since my daughter's learned to cook. We used tq hnve a piece of beef Just or- dln/iry meat And plck'ed ntrn' ! feet , wparo ribs , too , nn4 other things to cat ; While ' now It's lllet , with nrgout , and leg o' mutton braised. And 'mncaronl nu gratln , nnd sheep's head HoIIandal ° cd , I Escalops a la Versailles alit this nnd a la that And swe-etbread' a la Dleppolse It's enough tn ( kill a. ait ! But while I suffer deeply I Invariably look As If I were dollf.ih.ted , 'cause my daughter's learned to cook. Wo iliavc a lot c'f ' sal-id thing * , with dres < - Ing- mayonnaise ; In place of oysters , blue point ? , fricasseed a dozen ways , And oranjfe ro'y poly .float , nnd peach me ringue , alas ! Enough to wreck a stomach that Is mada of plated 'brans ' ! The peed old thlnss have passed away , In silent , pad retreat ; We've lots of hlghfalutln' tilings , but nothln' much to ent ; AniJ while I never say a wcrd , and al ays look , had ord dynpepslft since my daugh ter's learned < to cook. "The only thing of consequence is what we It is not of so much matter what we may think , or what we nay intend to do , or what we say. What we DO tells the whole tory after all. In the matter of fine clothing , it is not enough that some one ays that he makes the best or that his prices are the lowest for he values. What about the goods themselves ? That is tha sroof of the boast. Our claim is that we make good clothing. There are oth- rs. But we make the best garments that we know how to put ogether , and we guarantee them to be as represented. We mak md sell more clothing than any other concern in the country. S. W. Cor. | 0th and Uouglam Sta.j