TUB. OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , ITEimUARY 20 , 1808 , 19 Sttrgsjes'-'f" * ' * . ' _ s > > .vvw 5sv x-vi ! ycvx > . V < > < - . ' rx ; < ry > > J I. fV . V V - ' - gf * - / - . VI * & * i iWUfflJNdWCSLD \'j \t * > * . c < > . / v-w > < i > -v > .vs ? xvs. < jr % i 'SS-ffSj' S-S-S-S-lff ? i Public scntlmrnt as exprcssr * ! by the news papers Is a unit In commending the action of the assembly of the League of American Wheelmen on the question of Sunday rac ing. The Ismio was not voted upon directly , hut was embodied In the proposition grant ing state assemblies local option In the mat ter , provided a majority of the membership favorott It. The proposition failed to secure the necessary two-thirds vote. Had local option prevailed It would remove much ol the Ill-will generated by concentration ol power In Icagud officers , but It would not promote Sunday racing. Public sentiment would not tolerate It very long. It Is doubt ful If western stales would sanction It If put to a vote. It Is Intimated In eomo quarters that the league will abandon control of racing. If thorn Is any foundation for the report , It was not conspicuous nt St. Louis. On the contrary , the fouling among the ruling pow ers assembled there was that race control was n handsomeflnanclnl snap , and snaps arc not thrown away voluntarily nowadays. It Is all well enough to talk goad rond-s and tlcklu the groundlings with hotel discounts and concessions. They nre side Issues , and are not to bo mentioned ns sources of reve nue with the Income from "Ranctions" and the "perquisites thereunto belonging. " The revenue from race control will bo materially Increased this year by the proviso requiring profetBlonatH to register ? 2 worth. All of which will fatten the wallet of Mott & Co. , giving thorn money to throw at the birds. The bicycle face , bicycle humps and bicy cle lianita were among the nllllctlons ascribed to wheeling In years past. Although the sea son of ' ! )8 ) IB decidedly young and fringed with frost , it li announced that bqw-lcgs will IKJ the affliction of this yocr. This is the way bow legs arc to bo built , according to the Washington I'ost expert : "The saddle of the blcyclo has a tendency to slant the legs outward , and If they have to bo brought In at the lower ends to n narrow trend , a curve will ho produced sooner or later , UBunlly sooner. Thfpri'valllpg style of bicy cle costumes to which the grntlc scd'aplay ' a marked partiality affords exceptional op portunities for a study of this question. When a leg takes a curve It generally starts from the ankle , and the aliort dresses worn by women bicyclists make plain even to the casual oLwrver the existence or non-cxlst- cnco of the curve. "The fact that tlio curve does exist removes the necessity for any learned dissertation on the advantages of the narrow tread. There are no advantages siilllclent to overcome ) the one disadvantage of the curve. It Is a com mon sight any nice day to sec what would ordinarily he n ravishing bicycle costume made hideous by a view of a curtailed but ll'arlngly ' obvious pair of parentheses. In other words , there Is nothing In sight , from n. rear view , to prevent one from thinking that a Comanchc Indian Is walking up the s'reet In fiont of one. "Them li no choice in the matter of sex. The curve Is In evidence In the male rider r well as the female , and male dress is fully up to the standard of tin1 females , as affording a chance frr the ntndy of curves. It Is. of course , possibletlit the bicycle of narrow tread IB not to blame for this. There liavo het'ii bow-lpgicd people always. Whether there nro more now thin there E'lould ho ls a qiiciitlon , but It would seern that narrow-tread hlcyclra rannot but assist In the production of curved leps. " A Kansas Judge ha.s decided that n bicycle lo a tool , and cannot be levied on tor a debt. Ilio point li well token. 0 , wise Solomon , may your tribe Incrco'c. If you have occasion to Inlto your bicycle lo a repairer's for a trilling repair just watch how hi * docs the thing , If he will permit It ; then If the lump repair iihould over again become necessary you will know how to i/roceeil to remedy It yourself. This of courflo refers to rc'iiall ' matters only ; there iray bo many other dctilh whlh the novice idould not uttemi.t to put I'lent , but should leave 'o ' ft competent repairer. "A story of the benefit of cycling Is vouched for by the authority of Dr. Osc\i Jcnnlnga. author of a ( realise on the rela- tlcnshlp between evcllng and health , " says r contemporary. "lie telM of a yufh who was refused by the French medical au thorities , when offflng himself for conscrip tion , on account of his suffering from ad vanced consumption. IIo took to cycling , under ndvlco , and even Indulged In cycle Taclng. aind today li In excellent health , al though part of one lung U absolutely do- strojed. TMIs Is not the wild claim of in enthusiast , but n nober fact 'recorded by a re- Eionsihlo and qualified expert In tubercular d Is case. " The annml report of the League of Ameri can Wheelmen complains that only ono bl- ryclu manufacturer In the country era- trltmtm ! MIV money to help on the league's good road a bureau. No oiiiso for complaint there. The fact peeirw to Ivivn been that the makers of bicycles needed all the money they could command In order to keep their rotjlillshmont ! going. The riders will plainly have to supprrt this llter.iry bureau and make It up In buying wheels at foreclosure - closure siles , | Tfio freedom which Massachusetts cyclists Juve enjoyed regarding the use of Mnipa ! endangered A bill has been Introduced In I'lo legislature which compels the carriage of lantc'iii at night. The Aefloclnlcd Cycling Clubs of Iloaton have taken action and will nppcar In oppcnltlon to the bill. At present the lisa of lamps Is left to the sweet will of the rider and he usually wills not to have ono on his wheel. It Is notlcmblp that In chains the threo- dlxtrcnth Inch slzo nconi. " In ho gaining In favor over the brondor pattern of one-fourth Inch , and thii high gradu wbeola now appear ing are equipped with the three-sixteenth Inch. This li especially true regarding the product of than inakriH who are putting out oncloml chain mdels. As the chief cause of chain breaking la the extra strain upon them roused by an accumulation of mud , this tendency Indicates that the narrower and lighter pattern of chnln hap been found strong enough ven \ kujit clean by means of n gear case. Owing , probably , to the ad vent of the ohalnless wheel , there Is a general - oral Improvement all along the line In 180S chains. They are toning cut moro ac- ruratcly us to pitch and hardened better. llccnuso of Om 'bound ' Into popularity wail a 1 > y the gear caio the bolt-locking device on diamond chains Is also In demand , as It doea away with the nut an the chain ibolt , thus reducing the clearance necessary for gear cares , BS wpM OB relieving the mind from worry about the bolt working loose. De vices for repairing chains on the raid , name. of them excellent , nre ( beginning to appear at the rale of ono \vceU , When riding against a stiff breeze every bit of resistance tclln , For ruch a Journey. with tlievlml In the rldor'n teeth , the handle- 1.H r may bp dropped a couple of Inches be low the' ' level , of the saddle with considerable advantage. If "this cannot 'bo done the rutJ- < llo may too brought up , but car should lie exercised lu welng that the rider Is able to reach the pedals with case , These altera tions , of co ti raj , cause a stooping posture and Bhould not bo made unless the wind Is strong , " \Vo Americana -traveling abroad are apt to .bo very proud of our reputation tor clev erness , " Bald a tonrl t who went bicycling In Kuropo last summer. "And no doubt we liavo reason to bo , llut I am solng to tell you 'how I had some of the conceit taken out of me. " me.Vo were going through Switzerland and hod reached the close of the flrut day't docent - cent towig , ( Jfnev * . The road bad beta too steep to coast without the aid of a brake , and , as wo were afraid to use our brak a for fear our tires would not la t ties through our trip , wo back-pedaled all the way. way."As wo were fitting after mipper on the veranda of the lodge discussing the fatlgilo ot our unusual exerc'es ' and dreading the morjun1 , which meant nforc of the same HOI t , our attention was suddenly called to a cloud of dust descending the mountain aide. Then wo saw a cyclist , coasting ns nice na you please , towing a good-sized sipllng , which acted us an effective brake , without Injury to the tires. Ono of the boys ejacu lated : 'Well ! Why didn't we think ot that1 The rest were simply ililnVb. That man was a Oorman. 1 now take off my hat to our German brethren of the wheel , " Brakes have been applied In olmoat every conceivable place on the bicycle , and the number of different styles Is almost legion. Ono of the newest Is a. departure from all that have gone before. In the fact that the prerauro of Itio brake Is not applied to the tire , as In the most common typo of brake , nor tnf the small sprocket , as Is done In the case of a brake that promises to bo uaod to a considerable ) extent this year , butte to the rim of the rear wheel. It cotmlats In the main of two arms that Inclcso the tire and rim , with bearing surfaces that are applied , by connection with the- handle bar , to the rim Just so ns to clear the spokes. While the claim Is inndo for this brake that It will not Injure the rim , It will probably bo open to objection cii the ground that It does wear off the enamel. It would be particularly liable to do this In case the wooden rim was colored to Imitate cherry or mahogany , or waa In any thing but the natural wood. An attachment which may bo appreciated by military cyclists , hunters and others consists ot two slender steel supports which are folded up against the front forks of tha bicycle. On slightly pressing a brako- llko appliance on the. handlebar the sup ports drop to the ground 'tho bli-ycle then i cats upon and between the two , while the vide ! ' , without dismounting , is able to use his liandu for any purpose , such as firing a weapon , otc. Disdaining the use of handlebars , pedals or saddle , a Smlthtown , L. I. , rat redo 2,000 miles In three dnys recently. This phenom enal feat Is vouched for by William Wheeler , a miller of the village , a man ot repute and an elder in the church. IIo Is the sole authority for the performance , but ho is a man of such standing that his veracity is unquestioned. This particular rat Is not only a record breaker , but ho Is a trick rider. His feat was accomplished on the front wheel of the mil ler's bicycle. iMr. Wheeler Is an enthusiastic rider who makes long trips on the loads and his machine Is fltteu1 with cne of the latest cyclometers , ono of the kind which bears the maker's guarantee not to He. He- cause of the big storm the miller hung his .vheel In his mill to remain until the roads should < be clear of snow. When the snow melted and a balmy day came Mr. Wheeler went to the mill for his wheel , promising himself apin over t 3 highways. He saw a dlght whlrh astonished him and might have filghtencd him If ho had been a drinking : nan. nan.A A huge rat was mounted on the tire of the Trout whe'l and was slowly and painfully trying to climb up to the top. Of course the whrel revolved and the rat never got any nearer the top than ho was at the beginning f the Journey. Wheeler stopped the wheel and allowed the roJent to drop to the floor. Then he discovered that the animal was so ivealc from exhaustion and loss ot sleep and food that It was hardly nble to stand. A lovon-ilay blcyclo race champion was a olcture of taso compared with the rodent record breaker. The sight of the animal uusfd Wheeler to look at his cyclometer. When he humr the wheel up three days be- 'ore tbo register said 0,000 miles. When the at dropped exhausted to the floor the record vas 8,0irii . The rat had ridden more than ' ,000 miles In three days and was still on the rack. Had not Wheeler stopped him all Madison square records "Yulght have been swept away by this athletic rat of Smlth- 'own. 'own.What What Induced the -rat to attempt the teat Is. ot course , not known , but Wheeler entures the theory that It vas not dealro for ame , but an appetite'/or the rubber of the 'ire , and that once having leaped upon the wheel and started tha * treadmill effect the silly thing did not know-how to get off again. rui > MI 1.1,1:11 : tAxiTTiljii wnnii.s. Tcm Henry In Toronto Globe. M.md Muller , nt tbesclose of day. Mounted her wheel and rode nway. The Judge rode slowly down the lane. In tbo path where M'luil now rode , nmaln. The rest ms well been told before , For nmny children play round their door. And oftentimes the Judge lias said He longs for the old-time joys Instead. And from bis lirtMqjLa ; ill oft steals At thought of the crowd that must hnve vweels. Alas for mnhlen ! alas for Judge ! For faded beauty anil wheel-cursed drudge ! God pity th"m both itml pity us nil Whom wheeling- families e'er befall ! I Of all snd words of tongue or pen , The saddest are tlu'Hc , "New tires again ! ' Hut soon , moro sad to the man of law , Comes , " 1 want a now wheel , too , papa ! " Ah , well for us nil fitftne faint hope lies Where wheels come never , beyond tie skies ! Anil In the hereafter nngels may Cast wheels and bloomcro foro'cr away. \VlllHH'HllKH of the AVIii-cl , Chief Consul D. J. O'llrlen of the Nebraska division , League of American Wheelmen , and the balance ot the i > irty from Omaha who attended the national assembly of the league hold l St. Louis week before last , returned from that place the first part of last week. When seen by a Ueo reporter Uiortlv otter his return Mr. O'Urlon ' had the following to say In regard to their trip , the national as sembly and the plaits at tbo Nebraska division for thla year : "To begin with , I don't bellovo I over enjoyed myself BO much In such a short space ot tlmo before. WalUa Wright , the well known wheelman , who has traveled through this oectlon of Uio country for the past two years and who always stops a week or ton dnyfl In this city with the boys each season , culls St. Louis his home and our parly was his gucat while there and any one who known Wright knows jimt how well wo were entertained. Words fall to describe the good time ho Bhorrd us. Uut ( o como down to the assembly. 'Ulero was quite a bit accomplished when you look at It lil ono way and not much when you think of It In another , A great part of the time was taken up In discussing the admUalen of profcftUonals and the Sun day racing question and after wasting much valuable time lu dLscusalong on thet-e sub jects the assembly decided that It would not adopt either of the amomlmetiU and the matter retrains { be samu us It did before. The principal argument against the admis sion ot professionals was that It would hurt the lcuguo'0 standing In society , as the men who have 'been getting Into tbo game during the last year are not of the be.it class as a rule and many border upon the horse Jockey and pugilistic stylo. The main opposition came from New York , New Jersey and Penn sylvania , the three divisions who have al most enough delegated to control the QMSIJI- bly. With tbeso tbreo strong divisions op posed to the amendment , tbo western dele gated , who were Its principal supporters , could do nothing and the amendment ivaa snowed under when It came to a vote. When the Sunday racing question' ' ' came up the cast again ehoned Its strength and the argument advanced , which , 'by the way , I conildor a eood ouo , was that In the east , and In fact all over the country , a great many ministers who ride wheels are members of the league , and Jf tbo Utter Sunday racing they would lose all of these members , probably 2,000 or more In number , and -would only gain- about 1,000 If all of the profeAilonals In the country were to join and there arc doubtless many who would not. So when It came to n vote It , too , was burle-il even deeper than the admission of professionals amendment. 1 am quite sure that this division does not want Sunday rac ing , but I should like to sec professional racing men admitted , as the majority of them In our state are gentlemen and would do credit to many amateurs who are now league members. Cut the only way I see for the west to get anything It wants la to Increase Its membership enough so that the east cannot control the assembly. "There was quite n lengthy discussion on good road * and during the coming acaeon the league will devote a great deal more time to this question and efforts will bo made to have macadam used all over the country. The league will also endeavor to have cycle patha constructed along the principal roads throughout the country. W. P. Sagcr , the popular western pro fessional racing man who came to this city from Denver last fall , has received a tempt ing offer from Dave Shaffer , Jlinmlc Mich ael's manager , to Join ( Michael's team of pacemakers during the coming season , If Snger accepts the offer , which ho doubtlesa will , ho will leave for New York March 1. It Is Shaffer's Intention to put Sager on a tandem with his old-tlmo tandem mate , Swanborougu of Denver , Thls pair baa the world's unpaccd tandem records from two to ten mllra and would be able to line out a pace for the Welch Ilarcblt that should pull him over the tape a winner. Charles Ashley , a prominent Iowa racing man from Sioux City , has been In the city during the last week. Chairman Mott ot the- national racln board has again phced the Charles Strec park track of this city on the blacklist am no more sanctions for races will be grantei It until the managers settle with the racing board. It Is quite likely that Floyd flltCalt wll not bo seen on the path during the coming season. Ho has accepted a position with t local hardware concern as traveling sales man and announces that he will devote hi entire tlmito / the hardware business during the coming season. A local wholesale hardware concern tha handles a line of bicycles and Is to have n racing team for advertising purposes dur Ing the coming season , baa announced th personnel of Its team In a cycle paper ad vertlsement. Among the names Is that o one of this city's most promising youni amateurs. If the "ad" happens to come Into the view ot Chairman 31ott of the racing board this young man will lose his amateu standing In a hurry , and bo transferred to the professional class. Since the league ha adopted professionalism the makers' ama teur Is a thing of the past. President Hartry of the Tourist wheelmci of Omaha has fitted up rooms In the rea of his store and will donate the use of then to the Tourists for club quarters. The quar ters consist ot a pool room , smoking am card room , , Mrlor and reading room am make Ideal club rooms. "The registration of professional racing men was another Important matter decldei upon , and , I tlilnk , will prove a good thing as It will prevent professionals going a thou aand miles or so away from home , where they are not known and competing in am winning air.atcur races. Ono mistake tha I think was made was in the isiguo no compelllai ; amateurs to register as well as professionals , for It would be very easy foi an amateur to go where ho Is not kaowi and compote In novice races under an as aunied name after he has won perhaps a dozen races elsewhere. Hereafter membcn of the racing beard will be allowed com ponsatlon for their services. The chalrniai will receive $2,000 per annum , while other members ot the board will be allowed $1,000 This. I think , will have the effect of mok Ing the annual election of officers more like our municipal elections are now days. As the president of the league has thu appoint ing of the members ot the racing beard , . am Inclined to think that , with the $1,001 wtry ! nttncl ed , there may be men appointed who are anything but capable ; therefore think the racing board members should be elected. Froii several remarks Prcsldcn Potter made to me la St. Louis last week , : hardly Ifiink tbct the preient chairman o the racing board , Albert Mott , will be re appointed. I am Inclined to think that A. G Katchaldor of New Yark will get the placo. ' 'Now , as to what wo Intend to do locally At the next session of the legislature we are going after a blcyclo baggage law and make on effort to get < m extra largo ap propriation for good roads. In the mean time wo want a few hundred moro members * nd some more cycle prths. As to racing the local board will not be appointed for a month or so yet , as I am particularly anxious to get men upon It this jear that will do some work. J. A. licnson , the present vice consul , will be recommended to the natlona racing board for official fiandlcapper and wll doubtless be appointed as such. " ( lui'HlloiiH anil AiiHiverM. WAYNE. Feb. 7. To the Sporting Editor of The Dee : There has been a great rrnny things paid pro Bind con regarding spring goose and duck shooting , and the law regu lating Fame. Will you kindly publish In 5-our next Sunday Bee the gist of the law. It there is such a law. Hoping to receive an explanation that will explain , we remain , yours truly. Weber Hros. Answer The last legislature passed n very stringent law for the protection ot game , anil that section relating to ducka and wild fowl Is not the mildest. This provides that it sl'all bo unlawful to kill rny wild water fowl between May 1 and September 1 , anil It fihall be unlawful to ensnare or trap them at any tlmo of the year , a > nd to kill them nt night at any tlmo of the year. Pmlshniont for violation of this section In $5 for each bird killed or ensnared. Under another section ot the law It Is unlawful to use n swivel gun , punt gun or anything else than n shoulder gun to kill birds In the open season. You cacnot use any raft , punt boat or any kind of a boat to go after the birds , You must not dig or build any fiort of a blind In the bed of the river , nor shoot from any auch blind. You canrjot even wade Into any stream or river , nor can you shoot while standing In the bed. The penalty for any violations of this section Is a line of not ICBJ than $25 nor moro than $50. There nro other sections providing for the punlshmcat of any ono who offers for sale or has ln"h8 ! possession or transports any of the water fowl during the closed season. OMAHA. Feb. 18. To the Sporting Editor of The Dee : In n game of double high live , played partners , has any ono of the playera the right to any and all trumps found In the discards ? Subscriber , Arts. No. OMAHA , Fob 18 , To the Sporting Editor of The lice : Is any player In a gameof double high flvo entitled to trumps unknow ingly discarded by another player ? A Header. Ane. No , OMAHA , Feb. 13. To the Sporting Editor of The Hoc : Which Is stronger In the United States , the Catholic or Protestant religions ? Give mo statistics , If possible , and refer mete to some good authority. A Reader , Ans. The Protewtant church , with nil Its branches. Is far stronger than the Catholic. According to ttio figures compiled by the New York Independent , considered an au thority , there were In 1SQG 8,287,018 Catholics , The membership of all the Protestant churches was 17,134,285 , There Is a slight Increase In the figures of last year , but tbo proportion Is not materially changed , CENTRAL CITY. Neb. . Fob. 8 , To the Sporting Editor ot The Dee , Pleasa state In Sunday Bee how to treat a dog for worms ; also how to treat a dog for tape worms. A Subscriber. Aag. Use any of the standard remedies to be eecurcd at sporting Etores. They ore ordinallly hotter than home remedies. ( Mil 1'euiilr , Old people who require medicine to regulate - late the bowels and kidneys will tlnd the true remedy In Electric Illttere. This medicine - cine does not stimulate and contains no whisky nor other Intoxicant , but acts as a tonlo and alterative. It acts mildly on the stomach and bowels , adding strength and giving tone to the organs , thereby aiding nature In the performance of the functions. Electric nittern U an excellent appetizer and aids digestion. Old people flni ! U Just ex actly what they oeed. Price COc and $1,00 per bottle at Kuhu A Gp.'s drug store , \VIIEN \ WASHINGTON SWORE Tradition Says that General Clmilos Lee Provoked Him to Do It. IT WAS AT THE BATTLE OF MONMOUTH I.re Warmly Hebiikril fur IlotrrntltiK The Unit , flu * Hullami ( lie Victory , Followed l > y Cotirl-Mnrtlnl. Tradition says that onrf one/ / ' occasion the father of his country so far 'forgot hla 10- llgloug training and principle as to have used an oath. Profanltyodowj not comport with the generally accepted teharacter of Oeorge Washington , -and theWAro many who deny the tradition. , 'r ' . 'j It was at the battle of < iMonmouth where Washington Is snpposcdJtto have lost hi temper and swore nt Ge'Hwaj' ; Charlts Le for disobeying orders arS ? retreating , thu endangering the whole /ifnoffcan army. 1 ever a man was tried , It was "Washington a Monmouth , and If ever ' \ > ofdnlty was e\ citsablo It was on that o'ccaalon. Leo , ac cording to some historians , was a design In traitor , who , envious of Xv asMngton's popu larlty , schemed to defeat' his army. It I quite certain that ho hesitated when th oath of allegiance required 'by ' the contl nental congress was administered nt Vnllo Korge. Washington was himself admlnls torlng the oath to Lee , Greene , Stirling an others , the officers placing their hands on Hlble. When Washington .began to repoa the prescribed oath , Lee suddenly rcmovci his hand from the iBlble. and the command er-ln-chlef asked why bo did so. 'Ills ' an swer was. "As to King George , I am willing onoug to absolve myself from all allegiance t him ; but I have some scruples about th prince of Wales. " Even the grave Washington Joined In tb laugh 'that followed this explanation , llu Leo eventually took the oath with the otb era , and subscribed his name to one of th blanks now oa file In the archives at Wash When the ( British under Clinton suddenly ovaouptcd Philadelphia In June , 1778 , anc began their retreat across New Jersey Washington , with his whole army , pushci on as rapidly as possible to Intercept then before they reached New York. Late on th afternoon of the 27th the American army by making splendid marches , having headoi off the Hrltlsh , went Into camp near th enemy on the plains of Monmouth. Leo wa next to Washington In command , and ther can bo no doubt at this time that envy am hatred weio strong factors 1n the breast o the subordinate. Leo's Instructions were to advance early and attack the enemy as soon as they began to move , unless there wa some powerful reason for not doing so. I seems that this very slight discretionary power given him furnished the pretext for hi conduct. Leo had under him such men as Lafayette , Wayne and 'Morgan' ' famous rlllemeu. A MILITARY PUZZLE. The conduct of Lee on this occasion Is a puzzle to the student of human motives At ono moment ho scorned In earnest anc determined , at the next ho was weak , hesi tating and uncertain. In the council of war held at Hopewell Lee advised against the at tack , and showed a very faint heart through out the light. When the British began to move ho made a feeble attack , which , was followed up by half a dozen blunders In rapli succession. Ho held Lafayette In check untl It was too late for him Ho cut off some of the Dritlsh army , and weakened Wayne's forces by withdrawing from him some of his best sollders. and finally ordered a general re treat all along the line. Along a narrow pass , with a morass on either side , the Amer icans fled on that hot Juno day , pursued by the yelling Britons. The weather was so ex cessively warm that many of the soldiers perished from sunstroke. ' Washington who was bringing up the imln army to attack the British In such a way as to cut off their re treat to New York , after cannonading early In the morning , was astonished .and perplexec to hear no more firing. Anon the shouts o the victorious Britons and , the occaslona musket shot fell on his pare , and , with a feeling ot distrust , ho galloped forward , ac companied by his entire stuff. They met the head of the retreating avmy Bunder Genera Lee. Just at this point , seconding to tradi tion , Washington did hip , "seising , " His tory records the first words uttered by Washington , as : , , "Sir , I desire to know \jliat } Is the reason and whence arises this disorder and con fusion ? " Tradition says 'that the sentence began with "By God , sir , " , according to tradition , .Washington , after meeting Leo , ordered Oswald's battery to un- llmber and open on the pncm.y ; that he tber galloped down toward the advancing enemy and fired his holsters at them , wheeled his horto about , rode back , and formed the re treating hosts Into a line of battle to meet the foe. Without doubt the father of his country was greatly provoked at Lee , ani the evidence at Leo's trial shows that "hot and angry" words passed between 'them. ' But It Is still a matter of doubt whether General Washington sworo. MILD SWEARS OF , THB TIME. Such terms and colloquialisms as "Egad/ "By gad" and "Zounds , " a genteel oort of profanity , were In common use In those days , but Washington has never been ac cused of us'iig ! ' them. In the midst of the excitement and confusion attending a bat tle , and the rallying of routed hosts under the hiavy llro of a victorious enemy , It Is ( loubtful If spoken words can be successfully reported , an-1 some other word may have been uaoil by Washington , which his enemies distorted Into "by. " Is It not more probable that the "father of his country , " Instead of swearing , made use of some sort of sup plication ? White with anger , and boiling over with disappointment and chagrin , whai \\uulil bo moro natural than tliat ho should. on meeting Leo , cry out : " .My God , sir , 1 desire to know wt.at Is the reason , and whence arlsei this disorder and confusion ? " The man who gave rise to the rumor of the use of profasilty may have been Leo hlm- self , who wan anxious to malign the man who had rebuked him on the battlefield. It was an easy matter to report hla "my" an "by , " and thus change the whole tenor of Washington's remarks. This ttieory la cer tainly the most reasonable as well as the most charitable , and , after an Investigation of alniMt 120 years , It ought to bo adopted. After Washington , at the risk of his life , lad brought order out of chacs , and formed ho routed troops Into an Invincible line of mttle , ho rojo back to where Lee Eat on ils horse In a had fit of sulks , and , pointing o the rallied troops , asked : "Will you , sir , command In that place ? " "I will , " Leo eagerly exclaimed. "Then , " said Washington , "I expect you to check the enemy Immediately. " "Your command shall bo obeyed , and I vill not be the first to leave the field , " ro- umed Lee. The advancing foe was held In check , Washington brought up the remainder of the army and all that long Sabbath day the bat- lo raged , Uut the Britons and Itielr allies vero defeated and stele away during the night. After It was all over Leo demanded nn ipology , but Washington , Instead ot npoloslz- ng , placed Leo under arrest. Ho was tc-led td dismissed from command for twelve months. Ho never entered the army again , nit sulked throughout the war and died In hlladelphla October 2 , I797J Arnold's Hromo Celery'1 cnrca hradodie * Oc. 25c and KOn. All druggists. Somi' StlltlHllcn oil The statistician who hod been busy with ils pencil looked up at thu man who bates figures and said : "Didn't have anything t'o do , and thought 'd figure a little. You know-that If I were cast on a desert Island with a bundle of lead lenclla and plenty of paper f wouldn't ' care i cent whether a gall hove In night or not , saw that you needed a tf'cve and ( hat set no to thinking , Why do"y6u shave , any- way. I never do , Look Hire. "We'll suppose that you'Wgan shaving at 8 years of ago and that ytfu'Xetjp It up until ou are 70 , That makes fifty-two yeara , 'ou have a heavy beard , we'll ' Bupprso that ou Blwve twice a week. T'hsft costs 15 cento shave and you get rid of'pne-elghth of an nch of hair. That will bo a quarter of n Inch a week , or ono Inch A month. To get rid of that Inch you pay $1.20. An Inch a mo4ith Is twelve Inches a year , costing you Jl-UO. "N'ow" and the statistician drew a long breath "twelve Inches a year for fifty-two years Is C24 Inches , or fifty-two feet. It will cost you 374S.SO to get that amount of whiskers out of your system. Then suppose you give a nickel tip every timeto the man " llut the follow nho hates figures had flod. soMia ij.vrn IXVK.-STIOXS. A new ruling pen lias a sliding pin eet In the side of the holder to drop down on a level with the pen and slide along the ruler Instead ot prefelng Hie pen against It , thus preventing the ruler from blotting the paper. A recently patctitod attachment for blcyclo handles consists ot a pneumatic cushion formed of a pleco of rubber sheeting folded around the handle and cemented to tr.uko a cushion on the upper side of the bar , the valve for Inflating being placed close to ono end of the pocket , . To prevent waste water pipes from getting clogged n new device has a yoke frame net lu the upper portion of the pipe to carry a rod by which a spiral wlro basket Is suspended lower down In the pipe to catch all foreign substances and allow the water to pass freely. A new motbod of fastening door knobs on the shanks Is to cut notches In the shank and place a spring catch Inside the knob to engage the notches as It Is pushed on , the , pressure of an awl or pin on the rear end ot the catch releasing the knob. Pulverized vulcanized rubber Is being placed Inside pneumatic tires to gather around a small drop of cement Introduced through the puncture and confine the cement to a small spot around the hole and mend the puncture , the quantity of rubber being largo enough to mend o number ot punctures. To assist a man In keeping coal lu summer a new hat has a water reservoir In the crown having a small discharge orifice at the under elle , below which Is a piece of absorbent material , which Is thus kept damp and cools the head by Uie circulation of air passing through It. A simple burglar alarm Just placed on the market has a spring wedge to slip under the door or between windows which closes an electric current as soon as the door or win dow Is pushed open , ttio wedge being of such shape that it will also ring the boll If pushed out by a. tool before the door Is tampered with. A handy nail puller has an ordinary ham mer head pivoted on the section of the double-spring etianlc which carries It , the other section beliiR used to press against the opposite shink and close the Jaws which nro formed at the aids ot the double shank , causing them to grip the nail and draw It when the handle Is tilted. In a new Index for books the front edges of the leaves nro brought tightly together and the contents .or chapters are stamped thereon , w Ith the tips of arrows which point to the proper page number ending at the page , so that It the book Is opened at tbo point of nn arrow ttie chapter shown on the Index will bj found. Trolley wheels are prevented from slipping off the wire by a cow device , consisting of a frame extending upward en each side ot the wheel and flt'ed with fingers which spring together and catch the wlro as soon as the pressure Is taken off by the wheel slipping , the fingers forcing the polo back Into posi tion to place the wheel on the wire. Oil can bo automatically fed to rapidly revolving shafts and pulleys by a now at tacnment for ordinary oil cup- ? , consisting ot a tube curved the way the shaft runs , with a screw cap at the Irncr end , the outer end being left open to receive air as the wheel turns , thus forcing the oil through the cup Instead of letting It run to the top of the cup from centrifugal force. Tin' CurloiiH Honllifii. Washington Star : "Your religion , " asked the Intelligent heathen , "commands you to love your neighbor as yourself ? " "Exactly , " answered the missionary. 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