THE OMAHA DALLY 11KK : TtIUK I > AY , FEBRUARY J7 ; 1808 * $ A THE SIGN OF THE UJJlli Jail J ' . Aji 4 Ild\v It DM Kodncy Hirncs a Good Turn , ? T T II.V iriH/iim Allir/vij' f.Vi 'j/Oj/ , 4 T ( Copyright , 1 8. Ijy H ft Mcrlurc Co. ) PAIIT I. A Dlflckwell 'bun , rolllnR eastward along Cornlilll , London , reluctantly slowed up at the rear of tlm 'Horni ' Exchange to let tvso parfngprs off. The one was a tall , well- built Rcntleman of middle age , light-bearded , cli d In blue serge and with a nautical air about him ; tils comranlon was a ullm , good- Icoltlng lad , some 18 or 19 jears of age. The captain drew the lad Into a shady raBKigo a little removed from the bustling crowds on Cornlilll. "I have business to transact here , " he said , pointing to the broad entrance way of Lloyd's , where arc the headquarters of the shipping Interests of the world. "Of course you don't want to go with me , but In this great and strange city It Is very easy to " "I won't run Into any danger , " Inter rupted Ilodney , "and 1 won't get lost. I rcmcmbui a good bit about London , " "I'm sorry you can't nee more of It on this occasion , " Bald his father. "Two days Is little tnougb , and It would huve been twlco . .a much but for the storm that brought us Into the Mersey forty-eight hours overdue , And I regret mere than all , my boy , that you must go back with me on Wednesday , Instead of taking the delightful trip that we planned for you In June. 'Hut ' 1 hope you will have the opportunity next BUinmcr. " "Don't talk abcut It. father , " said Rodney - noy , In a low voice. "It w s n. heavy 'Wow , " declared Captain name's , his face suddenly clouding. "II Is no Joke to lose 300 , and to replace that sum , as I was bound In honor to do , took nearly all of my savings. " He brcko on" abruptly. "What are you goliiK to do with yourself nuw ? " be added. "Take a stroll ' .long the river below Lon don bridge first , " Itodncy replied "and than I may run up as far ns ChoUen on a penny steamer. 1 will come back by 'bus and get supper somewhere on the. strand. " The captain nodded. "You o n't go wrong en that , " heald , "but keep a watch on the hours , young man , and don't fall to imct mo at ir.iiston btatlon at 10 o'clock. " "I will ho on hand , " promised Ilodney 7Io made a move to go , but turned quickly 1 > rk. "Fatter , do you think Stephen Lay- conic could Le In London ? " he asked. "Tho.t's no telling , " the captain replied , with a shrug of his slioulilriH. "you are certain he stole the money , father ? " "Vcti , I nm convinced of Hut no doubt of It In tin world. Ho stole It and he will keep It , If tl'eio Is tiny left by now to keep. No , Ilodnuy , don't hope for the recovery of the 300. IlenumLer , Button station , nt 10 sharp. Take a King's Crow 'bus on the Strand , or at the top of St. Martin's lane. " " 11 was1 a hard /bbw of fate , " the lad re- fleeted bitterly. Urlcily , how It all came nbcmt was > o follows. During the last voy age of the City of Moscow from Liverpool to New York , stym * three weeks previous , there WIM on board a stingy and eccentric Ameri can from the wwt. He wanted what monej he had with him put In a safe place , but ulLBcd to trint It to the purser , ns was tha usual custom. Captain names , on olferlng , out of purs kindness , to take charge cf It for him , received from the passenger the sum ot 300 In English gold and notes which ho loclted up In a small Iron sufr in bis cabin. The last night out being stormy , the captain was on the bridge until nearly dawn guarding nguinst the perils ? 0 : the American coast. Then the coming on Jjoard of tl.o pilot enabled him to onatch a tow hours of sound sleep in ba ! cabin. Hy midday the City pf Moscow was swingIng - Ing up the North river to her dock , and now , when the pat'-cngsr demanded his money , It wts found to have mysteriously dhui'pcarcd from the captain's locked fcafe. Meanwhile the gangway h.id been dropped to the pier and a little later It was learned that one of the deck atcwards had Bosrctly slipped off the vessel with n llow of paFEengers. A search ravenlod the fact tint he had packed his beauty belong ing and taken them with him , Ileyond a doubt the deck steward , Ste phen Laycock by name , was the thief. He was a young Englishman of 22 , a bright and willing worker , and had bscn employed , on the itenmcr for three years. It wai clear that he bad pilfered the safe key from the sleeping captain's pocket In th > dark hours of the morning , taken the in one ) and then cheucn ( light In preference to th ( risk of suspicion and detection "I only wish I could run across Stove , " Ilolncy said to himself , ns .1 tide ot wheeled traffic checked dim under the statue of old King William. He suddenly made a grab nt STRUGGLING DESPERATELY THEY CAIMW TO THE TOP AGAIN. his shirt sleeve and bitched It up to tlu < elhow. On the ( leshy rart of his arm , sev eral Inches abovu the wrist , a celled cerpeni was admirably tattooed In half a dozen bril liant colore. Ho looked at It with aiiKC ) ' eyes , remembering how and when It came there. Two years ago , while crcwslng the Atlantic for the first time with his father , ho and Stephen Laycock had been fairly chummy. An old Bailer , a friend of Steve's , liad , wltb more zeal than discretion , pricked the same snaky design on nn arm of each lad. There lad been a row , of course , ami Captain Ilarncs had been very angry. It nas not pleasajit now for Ilodney to IVel that ho and that contemptible thli-f were branded alike for life , For two hou the lad lingered amid Uic memories and sights of the historic old tower. Then , circling around by way of Tower hill and the mint , ho came , toward C o'clock , to the water stairs beneath the Tower bridge. "Want a bit of a ride , air ? " The volcu had a hetcty and hcuest ring , and It belonged to the occupant of a wherry that had Juit grated alongside the lower itep a thickset , youngish man , with deeply bromal face and clad In blue trousers and a worn shirt of the txitr.o color. "Hullo ! I didn't see you land , " exclaimed Ilodney. "Yes , I wouldn't mind a little ride. How much farther down are you going ? " "Only to Wapplog , sir. Come along If you like. " Rodney ticaltatcd an Instant. Then re membering that ho had some tlmo to spare , und templed by hlx love of the water , he stepped Into the wliorry and took the ntern acat , "TliuuH you kindly , sir , " tald the man as the lad gave him ( sixpence , "I suppose you ure a watcrmin , and thU is > our boat , " said Ilodney , TCio man shook his head. "I'm only a poor devil of a sailor In ' rd luck , " ho re plied. "H the wherry was mine I'd manage to make a llvlu1 out of It , as euro as my oaino'a Torn I'ugsley. " "I'm sorry ( or you , " said Rodney , who was Impressed Ijy the seaman's honest face. "It's hard to bo out of work In a big city like this. If another shilling will help you along " He broke off with a sharp cry , which was echoed at the same Instant from a different quarter. A fussy lltlte tugboat had glided quietly and ( suddenly from behind the stern of o big merchantman , and was steaming diagonally up stream across the bow of the wherry. "It's all right , sir , " exclaimed Tom Pugs- ley , who had shot a quick glance over his shoulder ; "we ain't a goln' to collide , " But , nevertheless , so unexpectedly and clooe at hand had the tug loomed up , there was Imminent danger. The eallor knew thh , and It flustered him a bit. With both hands he Jerked at one oar jerked BO hard that the blade snapped off at the rowlock , and he fell sldewajs against the gunwale. The tug and the wherry met with a crash , tnd the latter capsized In the twinkling of an eye. Rodacy went far down toward the Thanu mud. but he waa a good swimmer , and did not lose his presence of mind or his breath. Striking out hard , he came to the surface , where he shook the water from his eyes and looked about him , He had passed under the tug. and It was now some feet astern. Close to one side was Tom Puga'ey , feebly splashing to keep his mouth above water. There was n bleeding wound on his fore head , evidently caused /striking the hot- yet. When I seen the farpcnt on your arm I reckoned you was him , an' of course " "I see , " Interrupted Rodney. "H was a natural mistake. " "Hut rnthcr awkward fur you , " laughed the captain , "However , I'll make amends as fur as pavslblc. Come along now , both of you. " The termination of ( he Interview1 was a great relict to Rodney , for ho wanted to consider what was wisest to do In the face of this unexpected development. "Stephen Laycock l somewhere In London , " he Bald to himself , a s he a < nd Tonj Pugsloy followed their conductor below deck. Arrived at Captain Dowers' cabin , that bluff but well-meaning Individual rigged his gucats In some Ill-fitting garments of Ms own , and sent their wet duds to be dfled at the cook's galley. Then , spreading out some food and a bottle of spirits on Hid ch'Srt ' ta ble , he urged .Rodney to eat aud drink. At lost a footstep made him look up , and ho saw Tom Pugslcy. "Aro our things dry yet ? " he asked. "Not quite , lad , " Itic sailer itnswcrcd. "I come to 'avo a private word with you , " "Yes ; go on. " "It It's Jutt this , Elr , I sort o' thought , when ) ou was spXakln' with the captain , that you seemed anxious yourself to find this other tattooed chap " "I am anxious , " exclaimed Rodney. "And 'as 'e wronged you , sir ? " "Yes , he robbed my father of a large sum of money but what do y6u mean ? " "I mean I've got t'other tattooed chap fur you , " wsthe whispered reply. "Alfred Dyer Is the name 'e goes by , an' 'e's staj In' at my lodgln place yonder In Upper Eatt Smlthfleld. " "Can he tie the same ? " "Yes , sure. 1 seen thu serpent on Ms arm. when 'e was washing 'Is 'nnds , an' didn't know I was about. " "Th/ick hravenl" exclaimed Rodney , 1m- "YOU SNEAKING THI CF ! " GASPED RODNEY. torn of the tug , End this seemed to have jtunned him. No Immediate help was at .and , and ho was In peril of drowning. RoJney knew the fearful risk ot trying io aid q man In such a condition , but he vas too plucky to hesitate for en Instant U cnce he swam up behind Pugsley , and ook a tight hold of his collar. The half unconscious sailor twisted around , seized the lad by the hair , and both sank beneath the tide. Struggllng.dceperately , they came to the : op again , Ilodney grimly holding his breath , and now unable to break loare had ha w'ehul. Crnce more ho was dragged down , and he ave hlmSelf up for lest ; thoughts of parents and home flashed acrocs his wide-awake m nd. Then he saw light , and gulped a mouthful ot air. The-tug was alongside of him , and ho felt strong arms grasp him and pull him in board. In a moment the bravo lad was all right and able to Ihank hls"rescuers. The struggle had drawn. ha ! _ hlrt elccve. far up , and the 'attooed serpent on his elbow wcs exposed .o plain view * Tom Pugsley was In much better shape thtn might have been ex pected. - ' " "God bless you , young gentleman ! " he whispered family , leaning toward Rodney. "I shan't furgot 'ow you saved my life that blow sort cf stunned me. Put us ashore at Wapplng stairs , If you don't n/Uid , lr , " he added to the capta'n of the tug. The captain nodded asaent , and gave or ders to put on B tea in. Just then the tug drifted close under the bowa of a rakish- looking cargo steamer , on which the name "Lapwing" was painted In huge letters of red. Over the rail leant some ot the crow , and between thrsu suddenly crowded a red- fared , sandy-bearded man. Ono downward glance ho cast at the tug and Ita occupants , and then yelled excitedly : "Hold on there below ! Stop and make fast ! Do you hear ? I want that lad there's a warrant out fur htm ! Heave the young scoundrel up ! " PART II. "I say , hold on there ! " came angrily from the cargo steamer. "Don't you be taking that chap away , or I'll give you trouble. Ho's a deserter from my vessel , an' I want him. " "Is that so ? " demanded the captain. "Of course It Is , " was the reply , "else why should I say It ? " "I never saw the fellow before , " exclaimed Rodney. "It's a mistake , s.r , " "Take him , " the captain said , curtly , "and settle the row between you , It's none of my bualnew. Look sharp above ! I'm golug to glvo > ou both the half-drowned rats. " Tom I'ugsley went first , and no sooner had Ilodnoj'B feet touched the deck than the ualloia who were holding him dropped him as though he had been a hot potato. They broke Into loud shouts and jeers. "It's the wrong party ! " declared one. "I thought ho looked It.mi of queer. "Ay , so It Is ; hero's a rummy go ! " cried another. "Hush your noise ! " thundered Captain Jerry Howerti. Striding Into the group he peered Hist at Ilodney'b face , and then at the tattooed reptile on his bared elbow. His Jaw , dropped , and his features turned from red to purple. "Ay , ay. " ho muttered , "Why , bless mo , If > ou ain't a different chap alto gether ! Hang uiy Infernal luck , I say ! I'm sorry , youngster , an' yet the mistake was no more than natural , lad , about that India-Ink sarpent on your arm , Might you have had a brother tattooed the same ? " "No , I have no brother , " "A pal , then ? Come , did you ever know a person with a sarpeut on his arm like | ) ours ? " I Rodney hesitated a moment , ot/servlng that Tom Pugslcy was gazing at him curi ously , The mystery was growing clear to him , and he was uncertain how to answer. "Two of u had the serpent pricked on our arms at tuts same time by an old sailor , a couple of years ago , " ho dually said. "Tho other chap was a steward on the ship I crusted in , " "Name of ? " " Carson"cagcrly demanded tke captulu , "No Laycock. " "Was. he about 20 ycara old , dim and sandy-haired , with graIsh eyes ? " "Yes , that fits him , " absented Ilodney. "It's the Identical chap , only ho glvo a different name , " cried Captain Dowers. "Very likely , " ald Ilodnoy. "What do you want with him ? What has ho done ? " "Done ? " echoed the " angry captain , "Why , the rascally skunk signed with me fur the round trip , and ( htn skipped out as soon as wo got , into , tup/fuwes. | That was three days ago , ca' the jiollco ain't found him pulsivoly grasping and sliaklng the sailor's hand. With difficulty lie repressed his ex- cltetnoat and after asking several other leading questions , and thinking earnestly for a short tlmo , he submitted to his com panion the plan that seemed most promis ing of success. First , however , ho tolJ him all about the robbery. "I'm sure ISteve has the money yet , " ho snld , "but ho may have hidden It , and It that's the case It won't do any good to arrest him on either charge. I hate the Idea of his getting off scot free , but I'll agree to that to gain my end. " "Exactly , lad , " assented Tom. "So v.'o'll go to this place as soon as we get on shore , " ' .Rodney continued. PART III. They turned from the river up Night ingale lane , between the high , dingy walls of grci t dock warehouses , and 'five ' minutes rapid walking brought them to Upper East SmlthffeU. "That's the place , " whispered Tom , pointIng - Ing to a sign on which could be read : "Lodging for seamen and emigrants. " "All right , " replied Rodney. ' 1Here goes ! Don't wait more than a minute or two. " With a fast bei.tlng heart he crcssed the street , and pulling his collar up and his hat down a little ho slouched carelessly Into a building that looked Incapable of sheltering the possessor of anything like 300. "I'd like to see Alfred Dyer , " ncdncy said to the grimy ycuth In attendance. "You know him , eh ? " was the reply , ac companied by a keen glance. "Yrs ; he's i.n old friend. " "The chap's in , " said the grimy youth , apparently satisfied. Wo flourished his greasy knife and pointed to an open door atound the corner to the left. "That way , next floor back. " Ilodney followed directions and reached a gloomy bill. "He ascended a flight of narrow , uncarpeted stairs to an upper hall , which was In darkness save for a thin , up right bar of light a few , yards straight ahead. To this the lad advanced cautiously , and pushing a partly open 'door back on Its hinges , he boldly enttred , The room was smull and dingy , lighted by a cheap oil lamp on a shelf , and with a small open window at " 'the"rear. . And on a low bed. reading u flashily Illustrated p-per , sat Stephen Laycock. Ho glanced up , and when ho saw his visitor the paper fell from his hands and his bronzed checks turned pale. "Rodney Ilarncs ! " ho exclaimed hoarsely , and with a ghastly attempt at a smile , "It alu't really you ? " "That's Just who It Is , " replied Rodney , pushing the. door shift and stepping nearer , "and you know what I want. Givemo the money you stole from father's cabin. " "I havNi't got It , " muttered Stove. " 1 don't know anything about It. " "Don't deny It , " said Rodney. "It's no use. I'm not going to waste tlmo In words. You nearly ruined my father , and you've got the money right there | h that belt. Hand It o\er , Steve , You shan't got away with I It to the cape is you're planning to do. " "Who told you " "Never mind ! I want the money with out any fuss. And It will bo for ) our own good to glvo it up " ' "What's In this belt Is .mine , " Steve In terrupted angrily. "Dluff won't work , my fine cl.ap , and II I choooee to go to the cape , I'll go. What proof bavo _ you that I stole * * " " " " any money ? "It's enoutti that I. KflQW Jt , " Rodney an ew ercd quietly ; "I don't J.eed proof. Look here , Kteve , how a bout-.Cup tain Jerry Dow ers of the IJ pwlng ? " Sieve turned colcc * again , ' and a gleam of fear ehone In hU cyes. J'Who who did you say ? " he stammered ? "You beard me , " Rodouy. replied. "I wld Captain Dowers. He's not far off this mln- ute , and ho wants you pretty badly. " Two steps brought Steve to the end ot the bed and with hl8"bacti ncarer the win dow. Here he halted , but said nothing , ills hands were clenched and there was a hard , menacing look on his face. "Hucry up , " continued Rodaey , who woo keenly on his guard , "You understand the fix you're in there are no two ways about It. I'll only watt a mfciiito longer , and then I'll about for help. " "Will you ? " muttered Steve. Swiftly hli right hand slipped behind him , and as swiftly It reappeared clutching a small shiny revolver. "Don't dare open your mouth , " ho wbUpcred , flerU'ly. . "I'll shoot at the first jsoucd ! Stand right there " "You sneaking thtefl" gasped RoJney ; and with ( hat he made an agile U p forward and struck up Steve' * aotnirctchcd irm. The weapon flew against tha wall , and the next Instant the two hnd. grappled. lx > cked to gether they Tell to tHe floor , rolling over and o * r , and breathing hard as they fought for mastery , Steve did not darn to cry out , And Rodney kept silent because he still had hopes of gaining his cml. They were pretty evenly matched and for several minutes the struggle ncnt on , a brief advantage shitting constantly from one to the other. "You'll bo caught , " panted Rodney. "Give up ! " "Never ! " Steve hissed. . "I'll fix you " There was a sudden" commotion down slalrs loud voices , the slamming of a door , and then heavy footsteps clattering upward. With an oath Steve threw all his strength Into a lust desperate effort. He forced his antagonist over , hurled him against a chair , and broke loose. Dut Rodney had seized and broken the money-belt , and It remained In his hands. Just then , as Stcvo stood to his feet , the door flow open and Into the room fairly pitched Captain Jerry Dowers. "I've got you , my runaway chicken ! " ho cried. "Not yell" snarled Stove. In a trice he was across the room and through the window , and a dull crash told that ho had landed on the nearby roof of a shed or outbuilding. With a bellow of rage and a brief glance at Ilodney , Captain Jerry Dowers , plunged In pursuit. 'Ho ' recklessly straddled the win dow olll , and there was another noisy crash as he dropped. Then followed a hoarse ont- cry , and the clatter of feet along a paved court. Ilodnoy tucked the precious belt under his Jacket and darted Into the hall , where ho came face to face with Tom Pugsley. The latter , with a gesture of silence , drew him Into an unlit room a few feet aw-ay and pulled the door nearly shut. "It's my lodgln' , " ho whispered. "Walt ere a bit an' then we'll find a chance to slip out. You were right about the captain , sir o must 'avo 'card us talkln' on deck. " The house was now ringing with noise , and In quick succession five men clattered up the stairs , 'As soon as they had entered Steve's room Tom and Rodney crept out and down , meeting no person on the way. The door at the front end of the lower hall was unlocked , and by this they gained the street unseen. They turned the first corner and hurried on by devious ways to the Mlnorles. Here they luckily found a hansom , and dur ing the rapid ride that followed Ilodney de scribed his adventure to his companion. "I'm certain the money Is In the belt , " he concluded , "and I'm glad we got away all right. There would have been no end of trouble explaining matters to the police , and It might have kept father from taking out his ship on time. " "Yes , we're lucky , " assented Tom , "an1 no mistake. I knew what was up the min ute I seen Captain Bowers go In the door , an' I was afraid 'e'd spoil > our trick. " U was Just twenty-eight minutes past 10 o'clock when the cab rattled Into 'Euston sta tion , where Captain Barnes was waiting im patiently. He promptly abandoned h's inten tion ot catching the night express to Llvcr- popl and all three went to a room In a neigh boring hotel. The belt was found to contain exactly 295 , and this sum was further reduced by a gift of 5 to Tom Pugsley , when the whole story of the recov ery of the money had been told. Rodney's reward was a generous one. He eujo > od the tour through Scotland and on the continent with his cous'n , and when he Joined his father's ship at Liverpool , nearly a month Inter , he found that Tom Puesley was the happy owner ol a snug berth on the City of Moscow. How Stephen Laycock's flight turned out , nnd whether he fell into the cluthes of Captain Jerry Bowers , Cap tain Barnes and his son did not ascertain ; nor did they trouble themselves much about the matter. But Rodney has conceived a deep aversion for the tattooed serpent on his arm In spite of the service it did him and ho is still fceoklug In vain for a recipe war- lanted to remove India ink prickings from the human skin. Every season brings a new crop of cough remedies , but they cannot compete with that grand , old Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. LV JIATTKIl OF I'UXCTU.VTIO.Y. How the Ac < or Iijiliic-cil - the Hold Clerk to > - fe f 'Hm'TJn. The advance agent ot a dramatic com pany , If he wishes to be kind to those who follow io his wake , relates the New York Telegram , sends from each city or town back to the company a list of the hotels , prices and other InforraatUn , so that when the "players have come" thither they can select an abid'ng place adv'sediy. Some times , which Is the safer way , the * agent gets the- clerks of the several hotels them- selvco to write out a schedule of prices , etc. , and then the hotel cannot go back on Its offer. In a very fashionable watering place ( la summer .time ) recently the big Never Again comptny were to appear for "one night only" ( quite a Iocs enough engagement for the strongest attraction ) , and there all the very "swell" hotels are closed In the winter. The beat caravansary open l.i the cold weather Is very near the cpera house Is , la fact , owned by the owner of the play house. You CEiinot get a better Idea of this hotel than from thin paragraph , taken from what the clerk wrote , and which was sent back to the Never Again comprny , and was duly posted in the prompt cntrrnco of the theater In. which the com pany was then playing. It read as follows , omitting the hotel's name : " Hotel. Ratco Single , $2.50 per day ; double , $2 ; one room only , with bath , $3.50 for the one who gets it. " Notice the sixth word from the end of the paragraph , for it was an Important factor 'n what followed. When the company reached the town which wo will call Oidport , more for the fun of it than anything else Fritz Williams took a cab and hurried to this hotel and claimed the room with the bath , which was duly assigned to him. The company re mained In town Just ono meal short of a whole day , and when Fritz went to pay hlu bill he was told that he owed $3 50 cents being deducted from a full day'a charge on account of the meal not being taken. Fritz paid It , and then brought out from his pocket the "hotel call , " as It Is termed profession ally , which documeat he had obtained from A. L. Levering , the company's manager , who , by the way , was 'n the scheme , and knew what Mr , Williams ws up to , end , moreover , was standing at his elde to give the young player "moral support , " so to epeak , "Is this your writing ? " asked Fritz of the clerk , showing the notice from the hotel. The clerk took it and looked at It and re plied : "Yes , that's mine. " "Well , you're going to stand by what you've written there,1 aren't you ? " said Fritz severely that Is , severely for a little man. . "Why , certainly ! " replied the aatciilshod clerk , "Them I'll take the $3.60 now , if you please , " said Mr. Williams. " . " the clerk with "What $3.DO ? ejaculated , wide open eyes. "I dpn't quite understand you. " "Don't understand ? DIfVi't you write this ? Isn't It as plain as day ? Read It , man ! Read It ! " "Why , I have but what has that to do with $3.60. " "Don't you cay there 'One room only with lath , $3.50 for the qo ; who gets It , ' and didn't I get It ? Why , I think I'm lettng ) pu off cheap when I remqmber the size of that bath tub. It was Just big enough to get one foot " The clc-rk Interruptfd , < Mto voice , "De- ponds on the size of the foot , " but really was so nonplussed tar a momcst that ho opened the money drawer and teak out a $2 bill and a $1 bill , and a 50-cent piece , and was pass'ng them ove-r to Fritz , as If he the clerk was In a trance. Dut Levering und Williams and several of the other mom- pay their bllio , and had overheard the dialogue logue- , burnt out Into a tumult of laughter , and the clerk came to hla senses , blushed and said : "Well ! I guess we'll make It a 'small cold bet , ' luatcad of the $3.50 , eh , Mr , Wil liams ? " "No ! No ! " replied Fritz , laugh'r.g heart ily , " 1 gucfH beer for the crowd will osttle thlo. " "All right. " said the clerk , "and I'll bet a basket I'll not make that mistake agn'n 'Never Again , ' eh ? " And all adjourned to the next room , and the bo > s came tear musing their train on account of the ad- Journmeijt. Coughs and Hoarseness The Irritation which Induces coughing immediately re lieved by use of "Drcrwu a Bronchial Troches , " Bold only la boxes. A miVIPIVS IIITTHU HOMA.M't ; . t'niiiilillKhcil Detail * from n llnlcil Divorce t'nur. A prominent attorney ot Philadelphia has romances pigeon-holed In his desk that In nil probability will 'never sea the light of day. They are romances of real life their actors being people In Philadelphia , who arc seen every day on the street and In private life. 'By ' a strange co.ncldcnco they all sought the same attorney. " 1 cannot di vulge the names of my clients , " ho said tea a reporter of the I'hlladelphla Bulletin , "but let mo tell you that those boxes contain stories that would , mnke fiction pale were I to show their contents , " 1 will allow jou a glimpse Into ono ot them , " bo added compassionately , "by re citing a few outlines. The. first Is n divorce case. .Nothing startling about that you will say. Well wait a moment and perhaps you will think differently. The petitioner Is n young nnd beautiful girl , only Just turned 18. The respondent Is a fair-haired , handsome - some boy , who less than a year ago was graduated from the University ot Pennsyl vania. They have been married three years. The girl Is the daughter ot a rctlroil mil lionaire , who knows nothing whatever ot his daughter's marriage. The boy Is the only son ot a widow , whose slender means Just teiabled her to give him a college education , The first meeting \\na at a commencement at the Academy ot Music. It was a case of love at first sight , followed by all the ecstasy of love's young dream , Including cltndestlnc meetings nt the house of a friend. It could only have one ending. E\cry day Intensified their love , and filally , unable to support their Joy alone , a secret marriage woj prcpcscd , and the boy and girl became man and wife. She was then 15 and he 19. "Tho first year rolled around In one de lirium ot happiness. The second year loumt the girl a debulante , sought after by many handsome fellows. The third year found her dissatisfied nnd distracted with the unalter able conviction that her marriage was a great ml/stake , and that her husband , who was four years her-senior , had taken ad vantage of her tender years and Inexperi ence. All this tlmo she resided at her father's palatial dwelling and never did the faintest suspicion enter the old man's mind that his only child was a married woman ; HL 9s hr R ly rfUi i "ion now "After leaving the university the ) oung husband failed ! to get employment. Ills mind leaned more to athletics than either business or a profession. Ills girl wife was wallhy. This , perhaps , made him IndilTeient on 'ho subject o-f work. Her father gave her plenty of spending money. She gave most of It to him ; nnd then , as women will do , she got tired ot hla Inactivity. Ho loved her to dis traction. She grew cool. She could not help It. A complete revulsion of feeling came over her , and she commenced to feel the yoke of matrimony heavy upon her neck. Then she came to me. I taw tnut her love was dead. I had ' nown them both since before they were married. Their brief honeymoon waa spent beneath my roof and she IM Oat I wnn the one for her to coino to and , perhaps , I wcs. She told mo that he- had never con tributed a penny toward her support. I laughed , as I knew her circumstances and his. She pouted and beat a tattoo on the carpet with her-pretty little foot. She meant to get rid of him. "That night I sent for him. He came to my house and we talked until 3 o'clock In the morning. He was beside himself with love for her and would not llatcn to a word about separation. The following afternoon I made a separate appointment for both to be at my .house at the same time. This meetIng - Ing was a surprise to both. She said all she could say to kill his love and demanded a divorce on the ground of non-support. She shed bitter tears , upbraided him for taking advantage of her youthful Innocence and finally begged him In the name of her dead mother to release her or she would kill herself. "I did not think she meant It for a mo ment ; I am too old a lawyer. But It was dlfferei.t with the young husband. He trembled like a leaf , burst into tears and told her she was free to obtain the divorce at once. He would never ccutest it. The world should never know they had been mar ried. He left for South America about a month ago forever so he said , at parting. The girl " Just at that" moment a beautiful , dashing girl entered the lawyer's office , attired In the most costly raiment. Her large brown eyes denced with the light of health , her cheeks were like roses as she sat herselt down In a large arm chair In the office with cmch a delightful air of freedom that the Bullet'n reporter simply stared with admira tion. tion."That Is the girl , " said the lawyer In his ear , as he led the reporter Into the next office. "It is very sad , isn't it ? " But the reporter had not time to ask for whom be fore the door closed and the lawyer and his fair client were left In deep consultation. 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