12 TILE DAILY BEJ3 : . SUNDAY , JANUAUY 30 , 1898. Tim OMAIIA SUND/VY BE& K. IlOSKWATnn. IMItor. PL'llM.SIIHf } HVKtlV MORNINQ. THUMB OF flURSL'llUTION : I'.illy UPC- ( Without Sumldj- ) . Ono Yent J6 M Uaily HIP nn.l Sunday. One Yf&T 3 0 > fix Month * , 4 ( "i Ttiri'o Mi.ntlifl . S fO Hunil.iy li. . < ono Yenr 2 < M K.tunl.iy life , ono Yf-nr IV ) \Vcokly Ilio , On Vo r ( a OKI'11 " 158 : Omahn : The llw llulMliiR. j : tith Oinniin : 8lnRi > r Ulk. , Tor. X ftnd Jltll Pl . , un. II lllulT : ID I'OBll Strrot. fin .IK" onici' : V2 CliRtnbcr of Comrri&rce. N-wYiirk : Temple Court. \\imlilnffn > n : Mil J'ourlontHh Street. All i-"mmttnl < ; ntlnn relating to ne-vs nnd illto- rial matter nliuulil be niMrnMHl : To tbo IMllnr. ntsiNisf : ) I.ITTKUS. : Ml 1 > iisine ! t Ictli-rd nnd femltlnneea rlinuli ] be n.i 'i.-nn-.i i.i The llff 1'tilillVilne Company. I'mihn. l > rnfin , chwh * , cxprw nnd jiOKtol-lco in . 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I' . nil. Notary ruljllc. ( ii'orjilii populists nn > likely to nonil- nnte 'I'oniViilson Tor cnveriuii1 mid lake to the inlilille of the rnnil. Uli'hnnl Croker ilculares that his wife ilnesii't know the first lhln about poll- ties , hut he falls to tell what Is Hie flr.st thini , ' . The 1'lilted Stales supreme court neeiiis to lie so altai'heil to Its decision In tlii- Nebraska maximum freight rale cases ! liit : II Is loathe to part with It. While eoncr'ss Is upon the subject of railway legislation , a law Imposing heavy penalties on the sale of any lint round-trip tickets to Alaska inlfjlit not be out of plaee. The report of the treasurer of the In dian school at Carlisle , I'a. , showing that the foot ball team turned In i7,000 as profits , siifjfiests how Hi' Indians maybe made to earn their living. The fact that the great majority of the ppople living In Mexico are very pool- Is the only good reason thus far as signed for belief Unit Mexico Is the best place in the world for poospeople. . If the cart.'i'i1 of the battleship to be christened next month comes to an in glorious end the Kentucky sours wil not In ; disappointed. Miss llradley Is to christen it with a bottle of Kimtuelsj spring water. When the trial of Xola comes up every body will understand that It Is tin French army that is on trial and not tin novelist. I'nder the circumstance's the trial will prove Interesting unless It l.s made a farce. An Iowa divorce court has disclosed another dangiir to men who become pop ulist politicians. Ono who did as popu lists usually do , ran for olllce and was beaten , sued for illvorco because his wife teased him about his failure In the campaign. A few years ago Australia was the manic word with which to catch the London liiv.-slors In mining stocks. They later went wild over Kalllrs. Now they are buying everything bearing the name Klondike. Not all of the gullible people are on the way to Alaska. Tliu rivalry between Tacoma and Ko- nttle has been intensified and slightly embittered by the Klondike craze , by which both are profiting , and some of Hie sanu > symptoms formerly so con- riplcuous at Minneapolis and SI. Paul are visible In the sound cities. Young Lollop of C'hleago Is holding on to his 0.0(10,000 bnsliels of wheat and confidently predicting that the price will go to ? l.r ( ) or ! ? U a bushel. The b ; > st of It Is that many farmers In the western states have kept In their granaries a lnrgt > .share of last year's crop. The price of American railway securi ties , as quoted on London stock ex changes , Is hlgluv now than a year ago , \vhlle the price of Mexican railway stocks has shown a steady decline the past year. .Much of the boasted pros perity of .Mexico is Imaginary. In a speech recently delivered Sir William Vernon Il.nvoiirt quoted n defi nition of bimetallism ho had heard from n military man. "You take a shilling , " ho said , "and call It eighteen pence , and you pay your debts. " That U a definition that suits the bimetallism demanded by Hie 111 lo 1 silver-lies who write free coln- nge platforms without the aid or consent of other people. It seemed unwise for Ceneral Miles to publish to til- world that the.United States forts are but pootly supplied with powder. Ills statement , however , had the effect of causing the naval commit tee of. the house to put In the appropria tion hill an Item of t.uio.ixH ) for powd-r nud ijWlO.WO for the construction of n powder factory , llefore ( he shooting commences I'ncle Sam will have powder to burn What has become of the foiu- Ions of bronui grass seed the Agricultural de partment purchased last fall In Russia to bo distributed In the semi-arid regions of the west ? If this grass will grow on the hilltops where only a few Inches of ruin fall each year , as represented , the Agricultural department ought to trade these reindeer for another ton of the ficud and have th. > whole purchase care fully distributed where the farmers arc In need of u llrst-cluss uniting crop. TIIK TKMiK Forty-seven United States senators , several of whom do not favor the free coinage of silver at 1(1 ( to I , In supportIng - Ing the Teller resolution voted for what Senator Hoar vigorously declared to be n. policy "which counsels this people to dishonor and to n violation of publl faith" and the Massachusetts senate ndded , referring to the free silver men that "they are seeking to commend tint policy to the prejudices , not to the rea son , of the people , by seeking to excite ela i < ! against class , section against sec lion , occupation against occupation , Ha poor against the rich nnd the laboro against the employer. " It Is dllllcult to understand how n republican like Senator tor riiandler and sound money domn orals like Senator nray of llolawaro am Seiialor Lindsay of Kentucky could per simile themselves to support a rosolutloi of this character , which can hnvin practical result and which If It liuvi any effect that effect must bo more 01 lo s Injurious. Regarded as simply the roafllrmatlon of what congress declared twenty years ago It should not b ? mis chlevous. but In the ns-iiiraneo furnished by the sllverltes of their determination to keep up the contest for the free coin age of silver there Is : t reason for tin. continuance of llnnnclal distrust. It Is needless to say that this resolu tion cannot pass the house. It will per haps never be reported to that body. Mr. Dlngloy , to whose committee the resolu tion will ! > . referred , a few days ago oximosM'd the opinion that It would be reported adversely , but It Is possible that a substitute will be presented < > in- boilylng some such declaration as was contained In the amendments that were voted down in the soifato. A number of republican meinU.-'rs of the house are said to bo 'In ' favor of passing a resolu tion declaring for the payment of the obligations of the government In gold ai > d thus making a straight-out contest for the gold standard. Hut the probabil ity is that the hnnse will content Itself with simply roj.'ctlng the senate resolu tion. KMl'l.nYMllXT. One of the lal.'st of the many phases of the Insurance business Is that which seem es for the Insured person tempo rary protection from the discomforts of non-employ nioiit. The formation of an American company for this kind of In surance is Hi- ? first effort to put Hi. ' business on a commercial basis , for In Kuropo wherever tried the system is under municipal or state control , and Is practically a part of the general charity work. Iiv Kerne. Switzerland. wli ro it lias been In operation five years , the charge for insurance is merely nominal , as ono- half of the burden of caring for those out of work Is assumed by the canton and a large part of the other half is made up of voluntary contributions. Relief Is limited to worklngmen who have regularly paid dues for six months or more , and In this manner the public is proreof-Vi against imposition. The relief afforded Is for not longer than two months , and since the amount of the relief . " ,0 or10 cents a day is .tardy sufficient for the dire necessities of thi' most economical worklngman , the benefits of this form of Insurance are not soimht unnecessarilv Th > cost of the insurance is only 10 cents a month. The plan of compelling all worklngmen re ceiving wages of . " francs or less a day to become m.Miibers of th" Insurance or ganization was abandoned after a trial in St. Call. In the Swiss companies , as welt as in those in Italy and Oormaiiy. an employment agency Is conducted in connection with the insurance business. ICmployment itisuraniv. however. Is one of those Kuropcnn novelties that will hardly bear transplanting to the rnlled Slates , where labor conditions are entirely different. The labor mar ket hero Ls not so steady as In Kuropo. but generally better , and consequently competition for places Is fiercer. In the I'lilted Stat"s employment Insurance would result practically In putting a premium upon inoompMonce , the charge for the same falling upon worklnginon who are most skillful or most reliable. American worklngmen would never stand the injustice of this. More sensible and more practical than any scliemj of employment Insurance , either on a commercial basis or as a semi-public ' .Mitenn'ii-1" N ( ho distinctly American policy f encouragement to Industries that give employment to Amerlcai ! worklngmen. I'mlor neither this nor any other system Is It possible to assure steady employment lo all will ing worklngmon at all times , but that de sirable condition may bo thus approached preached nearer than In any other way. fhl I. ItKI'A UA T/O.V The convention of stockmen at Denver the past week adopted a ivsoluthm ap proving all retaliatory laws passed by congress , or measures used by the diplo matic bureau of the government , to force upon the mark'ts of the now un friendly governments of Kurope our live slock or the food p.oducts coming there from , and recommending additional legislation of that kind. The live stock growers have a just ground of com plaint In the unfriendly policy of Hiiro- IK-an governments toward American meals , but It may be doubted whether the situation could be very materially Improved If at all by recourse to retalia tion. The policy of those countries , no far as It Is Intended to protect lh"lr own Ihv stock growers against foreign com petition , Is one with which this country cannot consistently find fault , but the unfair discrimination that exists , not only In regard lo our meals but also as to other products , Is what gives ground for complaint. For Instance , It was stated at the na tional convention of manufaetuiv'r.-i In New York last week that on all imports from the I'nlted States an Import duty greater by li.'i per cent was Imposed than > n those from England and ( iormany. A member of the convention said that Franco has two tariffs and that the rolled States Is on the maximum list , while Knglnnd and < kirmany are on Hie minimum. On certain articles the duty s from 115 to 50 per cent more when 1m- lorted from the I'lilled States. This dls- rlinlnatlon against our products wo nive a right to regard as unfair and un- ust , but would u remedy be found In retaliation ? Is It not the wiser policy to seek to overcome the discrimination by reciprocity agreements , as was for merly done ? Ortalnly every effort should be made In this direction before resorting to retaliatory measures , the effect of which might nnd probably would bo to bring about a commercial war In which the countries of conti nental Kuropo would unite against the United States. Of course If all efforts lo negotiate reciprocity agreements fall and the dis criminative pulley of Kuropean govern ments should bo extended , as has boon threatened , it might become expedient to adopt retaliation , and make It thor oughly aggressive , but It would not be Judicious nl present to take any step In this direction. Retaliation In trade can not be made a one-sided affair. Undoubt edly this country could Inlllct a great deal of Injury upon the commerce of the European countries against which re taliation would bo directed , but we should not escape serious Injury to our own commerce , besides which there might grow out of such a warfare troublesome political complications. 7W)7N ) UK ttnSUI. It Is almost Incomprehensible to Amer icans that rioting should be so often an accompaniment of political agitation In other countries. A number of ivcent In cidents Illustrate this tendency and Its dangers. The Austrian Rolchsr.ith gets Into a deadlock , with party lines sharply drawn , and what happens reminds Mark Twain of a frontier lynching party : French statesmen lash themselves into a fury because the honor of the army has been assailed and after the debate Is over ir > 0 neckties torn from the throat , ? of participants are picked up on tin floor of the chamber ; over in Algiers anti-Semite feeling Is aroused and promptly manifests itself In a riot : the populace becomes angry at the conduct > f olllcials In Havana and innocent Ihv.i are endangered and it Is this way In continental Kiirope , in AIa and in outh America whenever the occasion arises. However he may affect to be moved only by appeals to reason or pro fess to lead only through the intellect , nan delights in physical force , and when deeply moved puts away for the time ill Ids line sentiments. Such Is a fair inference from the Incidents mentioned. The proceedings are different in the United States. A iiumb.T of citizens lecome convinced that others are wrong on some important public matter , a parly is formed and convention called or a uass moot Ing Is hurriedly held , indignation soul-stirring spi'och.-s , tion is spent In - ugly epithets are hurled about and fists ire shaken , but in Hie meantime the res- ) lutlons committee prepares a report , which Is published in the papers after it s adopted and discussed in the clubs ind around firesides. If a few dissent pom the views of the majority they bolt he convention and more resolutions are iroduood. The process is capable of in- lelintte repetition. It is harmless and sutlicient for till ordinary purposes. The superiority of the American sys- t'ln is apparent , and it Is hard to un- lorstand why It has not been more geu- rally adopted. fJovernment censor ship over the press and public utter- inces in general will account for ad- leivnce to the riot system In some conn- pies , but not in all. Rioting is a relic > f barbarism , ono of the methods of ox- iressing the will of the people insti- uted in semi-civilized days , a custom iard to overturn , while resort to ivsolu- ions Indicates a development and the greatest advance In civilization. Until he advantages of the resolutions system ire everywhere recognized as in the 'lilted States rioting will be a crude 'orm of political agitation. \YAfiK \ KAU.M-lll'ti IX'I'KltlW. In his address before the Philadelphia Tades league , Secretary ( ! age pointed ut that it is the wage earner who would m the chief sufferer from a depreciated uiToiicy. a proposition which all oxporl- wo sustains. Mr. Cage said It is the omphiint now of labnr that ivnt and in- opost ape able to take to themselves a Isproporttonate share , but there Is noth- ig In the free silver proposition to mod- fy this tendency. "I > o w- . > indeed not know , " said Mr. Oago , "that the ten dency of wages is to become convention ally fixed .and that a rise In the rat ? , though It follows the law of supply an-1 demand , Is not so quickly responsive to that hnv as are wares and merchandise , the product of labor'An effort to re duce the power of oflicial salaries and llx-i'd Incomes by paying them In a cheaper money would have an effect in the same direction upon wages. "Fixed Incomes" is a relative term and includes the few upon whos ? largo income Hie decreased power would not be noticed as an Inconvenience even , "but It In cludes also thi' humble investments of tli. > multiplied thousands and would blight with Its mildew the result of toil and economics represented by the sav ings of more than . ' .ODO.OOO of people , now held In the savings banks of our laud. " The silver scythe , doclaivd Mr. Cage , with which the free silver advo cates would trim down official salaries and fixed Incomes cuts too deep ; "It reaches the widow's mlt. > and the wage earner's pay. " This ought to bo perfectly obvious to the Intelligent wage earner , particularly If he has Investigated the Affect of a de preciated currency upon wages and he need not go outside the oxporh'iicc In this country to obtain all necessary In formation. During the war period of currency depreciation wages did not ad- vamv correspondingly with the Increase of the prices of commodities that meas ured the depreciation of the currency and labor was a constant loser while the purchasing powvr of the money In which It was paid continued to decline. In that period labor made many strug gles to right Itself , but It was never able to make wages advance as fast or as far as the prices of commodities In- eroasi'd. While the wages of labor rose slowly the price of everything else ad vanced raplilTy and the runner never overtook the latter. Senator Teller said In th , > senate n few days ago that the silver dollar is paid to the mechanic , the artisan and the laborer "and I hold that the bond purchiiher Is no better than the man with the blisteivd hand and ought to be paid In tlfi ? Same money. " Hut the workliiKinnm fs quite ns much If not more ooneornttl thau the bondholder In the maintenance of payments In gold or Its equivalent , for ns the Philadelphia Record poliiicxlly pays , "the bondholder personally might pocket his loss with less Inconvonfence than the man who should ilnd'lUs means of living half taken nwny from him by the abandon ment of tliu gold for the silver standard of measupoincnt. " The wage earner who supports ( free silver Is blind to his own Interests 'nnd to the welfare of hla class. Cheap money , a depreciated currency , al'wnys has been nnd always will be a detriment to labor , which can not , ns has been abundantly demon strated by the experience of our own country , protect Itself against the evils Inseparable from such a currency. MILITIA . \xn \ Tin ; PKUVLE. Among the resolutions adopted by the Northwestern Labor congress recently held In Spokane was one declaring that no member of a labor union .should be come a member of the state mllltla. It is unfortunate that demagogic agitators have led wage workers to believe that there Is something nboiit organized companies of IH.MI subject to military duty Inimical to labor. Nearly all work lngmen are eligible to membership In militia , companies anil the great major ity of such companies are wage work ers. All citizens , except those phys ically disabled , are subject to military duty , 'and ' membership In a labor union does not secure exemption. The ml lltla companies are organized and main tained simply foi convenience and readi ness , but the duty of the militiaman do > s not change because ho buys a uni form and drills for military service. Kvory citizen Is bound to uphold the law and defend the nation and the state whether Thus enrolled or not. Strangely enough the opposition to the resolution refencd to was fmiu those who declared that "the present com manding olllcer of the militia in Washington state would not al low It to be used against la boring men. " Tills reveals th danger of this misapprehension of th relation of the mllltla to the people As a populist it is probably true th governor of Washington might look firs to partisan advantage in directing the movements of the militia should occa slon require. The ultimate sanction o the laws , however. Is the forcv back o them to compel obedience. No governo of any state lias a right to promise auj class of persons immunity from punish incut for di i-egard of the laws. Ml lllla companies are meivly organize ! bodies of cltlzpiia pledged to give im mediate as istanej ( to executive olllcers in preserving' the peatv and enforcing justice. SInic | ' no class of citizens is moro interested' this than tlu > workIngmen Ingmon , they should not disqualify themselves fr'ni ) membership in militia companies. According to late advices from Wash iiiglon , while .the Hawaiian an nexatlim , trepty.n \ still-Jacking in the requisite number of votes "foi ratification , several of the silvei senators are now reconsidering tlieii position with the Idea of voting for an nexation provided they see in the mo\v a positive strengthening for Hie cause of silver. ThU is putting the treaty- making power on i\ high plane , indeed. For the sake of a depreciated sliver cur rency , the sllverltes profess to be willing o depreciate our .standard of citizenship ind load up the government with a ter ritorial possession that will be a con stant source of weakn-fss and perpetual mllot for needless oxponditiM'o. If Hie president's annexation policy has to bo nit through by men intent only upon mbarrassing his administration , what gain can there IK- cither for the nation ) r the party ? The movement for reuniting the two iranchM of the Methodist church In \merlca and healing the broach brought ibout by the slavery question lifty-fouv vears ago Is In the nature of a motion to ake up unfinished business In cunnee- lon with the not very late war. It Is msiness that outsiders naturally fool night to have been done long ago , but the fact that sincere and Influential men have long labored in vain to bring It about shows that the breach was a wide one and hard to span. ICven now it Is hinted that th. most potent Influence for reuniting the branches Is the societies of young people , who have learned that real Christianity may cover many creeds and diverse dogmas. The final union mav be left to the rising generation. The State Board of Oha'dtles ' of Now York Is responsible for the statement made In a ivport to the legislature to the effect that newly .r 0 per cent of the population of Now York City obtain practically .free medical treatment through the free dispensary system. Thi ? desire to get something for nothing is not confined to one class of per sons or to one section. Persistent abuse of the free dispensary system will result In impairment of Its usefulness. A fJorman cartoonist made u picture representing Alexander the Crent , Fred erick the ( ireaf , .Napoleon . and Lconldas .scaled together reading an account of the speech dollvcroVJ by ICmperop Wil liam on the occasion , of swearing In re cruits last November. In which ho said It was necessary lo1 be good Christians to be good soldlpr * . , For this apparently harmless picture .the cartoonist must spond'two months In prison. Kmpcrur William Is over-sensitive. The stale house again boasts that on account of the receipt of the incorpora tion fee of the Union Pacific railroad , the populists should have credit for plac ing the olllce of secretary of state on a Kclf-supprirtlng basis. This Is certainly populist logic. As It the populist slate administration were responsible fop the termination of the roivlvorshlp. They might as well shoulder the blame fop throwing the road Into bankpuptcy In Hie first place. Although Italy Is a member of the irlplu alliance an Italian warship Is on the way to the orient to eo-opc'rnto with r.rltliih war tdilps in securing u guaranty that If Chinese ports are to be opened at all they must bo opened to all nations alike. The Italian government is forced by Its position to bo friendly with Ger many nud Austria , but the tie of the triple alliance binds lightly. The New York Journal practically says that it Is for Ilryan for president In 1SX)0 ) if he Is the democratic nomliuv , but that It hopes ho will not be nomi nated. This l.s a straw which foreshad ows the opposition of Tammany and the New York democracy to another 10 to 1 candidate or campaign. lloiini for More. lirooklyn ttngle. All pralso to thnt Rood woninn who up her pension of $ S a month because she had como to the conclusion that she did not really need ft , as aho had $200,000 be side. Now let some of the others apeak up. Trol Out Vniir I Mlmipiiliolls Time * . The new "Noble Order of the D.irons of Kiiiinymeilo" has started In Philadelphia. It Is the top wave of the blilo hlood nRslnlnity nnd to belong to It one has to prove rela tionship to the boys who got the perpetual franchise from King John in 3 " 00 and some- thine. l'iiinerne | > ' WnMiof llretilli. Clilc-nso Tribune. With Uio gold reserve at the highest flguro over reached , the cpedlt of the nation secure for some years to crine , and a wave of prosperity setting In strongly except In ono section where loral conditions .Interfere , the people of t'ho ' United States arc able to view the furious but futile efforts of the sllverltes In the senate with some cnuanlinlty. l'r iNiirll.v | Iti'iluceil In Kln-inM" . St. Pinl riimecr 1'rcss. It Is declared , ns the tabulation of the Igures goes on , that the gross earnings of the railroads cf the country for the last six months of fSD7 will show an 'increase of Mo.000,000 over the corresponding six months of IS'JC. Hut the farmers' earnings showed i vastly bigger Increase ; and between the lappy fanners and prosperous railroad men he u'hole country uny well put on a kind o' Jubilant air. Sluiillletinl I'm I.sifor tin * , Iiiis | , GlolH'-Deniormt. England's praise for Japan's navy Is slgnlllcant for two reasons : 'Knsland ' Is a Kood judge' of a navy , and all Japan's war ships would be under the command of the Ilrltlsh admiral In Chinese waters If a war with Gcnrany , Kussla and Franco should akc place. Ti.cso considerations. In fact , are likely to prevent war. Kngland and Jnjuii would be so Immeasurably superior to the othc-r three nations that these latter will not tempt fate. China's < ! .liimenibcrmpnt Is postponed for a few years at least. ( Ji-lion loj.vU'111 Ftililrs. N"o\v Vurk Sun. It Is no easy jtb for the American of 1S9S to ( Ind his rmlnent ancestors on the other * 'de of the water. Genealogical trees grow quickly In the Garden of Fakirs , but when your nxn has bought a trec < and paid for it and carried It 'home ' , what a Job to climb It ! What an awful shadow It must cast over him ! What a weary weight upon him must be the consciousness that he has a tree which most of his Irreverent friends and countrymen would club and glrdlo If In1 exposed It to them ! Depend upon It , the fellow who orders a select line of ancestors bos troubles. .liiimn'H ( "tiNtnm. ClilmRo Chronicle. The Japanese arc not a Christian na- 'tlon ' , though missionaries from Christianity have been In the Islands time out of mind. When the Japanese glvo a name to a war vessel they do not. llko Christian nations , malto a mockery of a sacramont. It Is profanation of a Christian rlto when a bottle tlo of whisky la broken over the foowa of a war ship and it Is christened , as the. phrase Is. The Japanso , happier In their custom , violating no sense of propriety , blaspheming no sacred rite , do not etib- stltuto whisky for water In the baptismal function , but , as was done the other day , when at a .shipyard In Philadelphia a Japanese cruiser was launched , doves , floral laden , were released. This custom may have Its origin In some ancient Jap anese religious rite , but It is safe to say that It is not a sacrilegious profanation of a custom so sacred among Christians as Is the baptism of Infants launched upon the stormy seas of luman existence. Thf Japanese custom ! H far more poetical and Imaginative than the travesty upon the rite of baptism practiced among Christian people. r.V.V M\UK TOOLS. lirlr SlliPcrlnrll.v Kstnlil Klircl In There Is an Industry carried on nulto ex tensively In this city about which one heara llttlo or nothing , yet Philadelphia Is famed far and wMo for Its manufacture of ma- chlno-mado Hies , which are now unlvornlly ndmltted to bo superior to hand-cut flies. Kor a long tlmo a prejudice existed In ffi- vor of the hand-cut flies , 'but ' experience finally carried the day. At first the ma chinery war. ' Inefficient aivl the quality of stool was not of the 'best. ' The maker only aimed to produce a cheap substitute , but ! in scon botanic moro ambltlou ? and iilme-1 to equal and even excel the hand-cut flies. I'horo are many makers of machine-undo lies In this country who have auccefcleil In accomplishing these results. The crnse- luenoo l.s that machlne-mado file" have not only superseded haml-mnrto flies In this onnlry. but have Invaded Sholllcld. IJm- and. the homo of such Imlimtrlcu. The : "ol. owlno ; extract from the report of the Shef- lelil correspondent of the Drills ! ) Trade Jour- lal Is Intcrc-stlng In this connecllin : "I saw the other da < | In the warehouse of ono of our os'labll.shnients ' a large mimiber of flics of all grades and slrrn , beautifully packed In ibexes , and a ibravo array they nado on shelves. They forniod part of an oxtrnslvo order which had been sent to 'lillaclelphla and executed with a smart- IPW which left nothing to > bo 'leslrcd. Kl'en vero taken at random frrm these boxo and nit 'bf-forn ' mo. They felt llahter In the land than n ordinary fhefllold-made file. jut that 'wan no nbjectlon , for the workmen 'referred them. The precision with which hri terth were cut nnd the finish put upon hem could not ho denied .by . any unpreju- llcwl person. Ono kind of file , perfectly round , was rhown to mo ns an article which couKI not. lie made In1 Unglar.l a'l nil. The irleo WBB cM3liIerably under the homo fiio- | atlons. Kilo prices , as nvoryb'xiy kno-vu. nrn governed by discount ? . In ShoflU-M ho discount ! rc from C2V6 per cciit to & " ' , < uer crnt off the list , with f > per cent cfr or cash. Theeo American flies are deliv ered hero at " 0 per rrnt off. ntiiTtho eu- leman In whoso place Mieso wrre shown tone no was offered the agency , with an extra 14 discount " I'hllatle'ohlu saw * , axes nnd other odpod oM' have a world-wldo reputation. T'IO vimlsepon fo-.fi dHcovored t'int American v.vs and axes were lighter , sharper , bettor nlnnrril end retained tholr edpe.i longer bin py others. Several years ace It was tated by an Amorli-a'i who visited Mr. fllai1- tone at Ifawnrden that even' the Grand Od ! Ian used an American flx when Indulg'tii ? In ils f.ivorlto ppfiilme of 'felling trees. About year ngo the American consul at Hradford , Cng- . wrote os follows : "CJo Into any cutlery or hardware 6htr > in Bradford and ask for shears and you will in iHiidnd a pair bt arlng a Newark or Tren- on. N. J. , Imprint They are cmsldprod eu- erlor In every way. nnd one of the strange Ings about It Is Ihuy must bo bought lirougli Sheflleld. which la supposed to be lie rival of Amc-rlcan cutlery manufa-tur- rs. " THO years IRQ the Idea of sending heavy eel to Knulttid or Germany from America vould have been ridiculed ; hut within the ast year a single wrnturn tool maker has old In ICnpland and Germany moro than lalf a million dollars worth of heavy ma- hlno tool. ? , such as lathes. < ) lancr/i / , baring and turning mills , etc. Same of theno ma chines ' .inve been boimht by forelpn govern ments and fiomo by the great private ostab- IlshmoDtH. It la evident enough that tliu only real limit to Hie variety of American machinery and lee In that can now bo suc cessfully solrl In Kuropo Is to be found not In the kind or size ( the article , but In the energy of the maker , lll.VSTS VIIOM UA.M'S It ( MIX. Guilt lias a hartf pillow. Fanaticism la IVilth turned eour. Pleasure soon palls when It costs notbins. A truthful Child Is mother's crown of com fort. Purity opens the way to a world of glad- news. Friendship may eooai die , but enmity never. Knowledge puffs up. Wisdom lets the wind out. When you have nothtag to do , never go after help. On the 0)060111 of the mother reels the future of the world. Minutes arc the tnos < itct ) ot time , the ages an > thoseof eternity. A "realistic" novel Is nn exposure ot Its author's Itching jxilm. Trying to love Is an absurdity ; love Is spontaneous combustion. Adversity gives the grott man a choinco to show how great ho Is. The best thing tolo with your troubles Is to Introduce them to your bles ngs. Ilo who robs under the shelter of law U the mcst daring and convmlly thief of the day. Bvory Sunday Is n Unit of gold In the chain of time. A blessed eternity Is an endless chain , and all of Its links are those of gold PKlt.SO.VAl. AM ) OTIIKItWISU. The trouble with lr. N.insen's lecture tour was caused by drafts , which eastern 'oanka refused to honor. Indications point to'n crop of Klondike sufferers surpassing the artistic work of the grasshoppers twenty-two years ago. A Kentucky patriot was so overwhelm ingly In love with hU family that ho stayed away from home long enough for them to realize on his Insurance policies. Greater love no man hath. A movement has been started In St. I ouU to prevent pugilists breaking Into newspa per columns. That foreshadows tlio crack of doom for the windy profession. Free adver tising Is Its t lo support. 1'od Ulsmuko Is In trouble. The valiant son of Georgia while In pursuit of moon shiners , fell Into a hogshead of moonshine nnd absorbed so much of the dew that his lililo cracked. Ho Is sobering up gradu ally. ally.Tho The boss ot a cigarette factory In New iork has been routed by the girl em ployes. The fellow was so In love with himself that ho monopolized the only mir ror in the shop. Such n monoply was In tolerable. Ilenco lie had to go. The third wlfo of Actor Uatcllfte , the New York girl's matinee Idol , has put In nn appearance , and there are several lo- cnlltlta yet to hear from. Meanwhile Hat- el I Ito H out or danger. He la In Jail under sentence for wife beating , and charges of perjury and bigamy are pending against him. him.A A pugilist of some notoriety , unsavory nnd otherwise , reports an accidental discovery of a Hiiro euro for dyspepsia. "I hud been troubled with dyspepsia , " ho says , "and my stomach wcs In extremely bud condi tion. I haven't had a touch of Indigestion since I received that punch over the solar plexus lu the fourteenth round , and 1 have no doubt that the blow cured mo. " This remedy is not within the reach of the average mortal , but similar sensations may bo obtained by tickling the explosive en.I of n mulo's battery.- The ministers of Grand llapids , Mich. , think they have fouad the road to real re form hi funerals by urging their congrega tions to avoid funerals on Sundays , discard sombremire , cultivate privacy Instead of public display , and that eulogies be cut short. These reforms are commendable , but the promoters do not take Into account hu man vanity and the rights and dignities of the undertaking profession. A long proces sion . .ind elaborate display arc a necessary element of the melancholy business. They stimulate and make glad the heart of the funeral director and console the bereaved. CDOJ ) IIOAIIS MOV It UK.NT. I'mKi-ciN mill ( 'UN ) of I ho XVoi'U in MltNlll'lllKelN , St. Lulls Olobo-Deinocrat. Massachusetts is one of the states that for several years has been engaged in a comprehensive plan to Improve the roads. The report of its highway commisdicci for 1897 Is Jiut out and shows the steady prog ress of labors conducted on a large scale. An appropriation of $800.000 for the year's work was made by the legislature , of which one-fourth was reserved to begin operations In 1S9S. During the year IS97 the com mission conotnictcd forty-live miles of roads , distributed In eighty different towns. The most Important part of the work was in the reduction of hills , to prevent washIng - Ing and to make hauling easier. Over a quarter of a million cubic yards of earth and rock were moved and 128,000 tons of broken stone applied. Tlicro was also much accomplished in constructing Telford foundation , side drains , paved gutters and guard rails. The purpose of the commis sion Is to build the roads on such grades and of such materials as to glvo the brU results to users and reduce the cost of nmlntcnancn to the lowest limit. As Uhe state work proceeds In Massa chusetts it is found that tlu good roads movement constantly gains favor with the people1. The newly made stretches of road uro educational. In the municipalities citizens ask moro for their aiiiiunl outlay on highways. Twenty-live 'towns have made extra appropriations , and dissatisfaction with bad roads has become general and active. Slnco 1S92 the number of steam rollers ki Massachusetts has increased from twenty- - 1"5 and have 'In L-ovon to , stone crushers creased in the same proportion. At the end of several years' active operations the com mission reports that the average test of con structing state roads , fifteen feet wide. Is fli',033 per standard mile. The Interest charged on a mile of good road In Muasa- ' chunrtls , therefore. Is about ? 100 n year , erR R llttlo over $1 a dny , from which must be di-ducted , In comparison , the cost of a mile of bad road. It 1 * a convincing argument for 'tho ' good roads movement. In le-js thickly nettled parts of the country than Mauea- chusottH good roads , of course , can be built for much less than Is spent on them In that stall1 , where towns are but a few miles apart , and highways are expected to bo almost ns brixid and solid as village streets , and where tint natural conditions for r ad-biiUding ore In nu respect so favorable as they are in thu wrst. SICTI/AH SHOTS , vv TIIIJ PUI.IMT. City Journal : Dr. T/ilreage / hss heeded the scriptural Injunction thnt It la not well for man to lie alone. In < i case of this sort "Injunctlms go. " KaiiMS City Star : The Hev. C. 0. Drown , late of California , hao finally confessed but the newspapers had him scooped CM Ma own Btory more than n year ago. Chicago Times-Herald : Hcv. T. do Witt Talitxigo explains that ho was "married quietly because of a recent Jenth In tlu family. " Other Iso would he have been married boisterously or explosively ? Minneapolis Tribune : Hev. C. 0. Nrowu shown slgtuj of disappointment because bll confession failed to create n sonsatlcvi , ami he betrays a drelre for further notoriety by hanging about his old homo acid declarlnir his Intention of Intruding himself upon liis former friend * until they kick him out. The lest th'og Hrown can do Is to take hH nauseous record Into obscurity wltl..ilm and lertvo the preaehog ! of the gospel to worth ier liifni. Kven his repentance has a spu rious flavor lo It. Philadelphia Press : That dancing Is lu most cases an Innocent Noclal i-claxntloii I * believed by many who nro entitled In nil respects to be called Christian , but It scorns ns If the Jersey City minister who has set up a church dancing school has gone n llt tlo too far , as , whlln there are n gre.it many harmless social diversions the churches may allow their members unmolested , for the organization Itself to carry on n propaganda Is n trlllu nbdUi-d. It Is such Injudicious ca- teilng to the supposed dcmaudu of the day that Is apt to destroy the moral nud spir itual 'forcu ' of the minister who falls a vic tim to thcso efforts to "make the church popular. " New York Sun : If a church ran prop erly bo ineil us n dancing school , why should It not also bo turned Into a ball room ? Why should It not make provision for card parties , "amoklng concerts , " un I convivial entortalnmentn of nil kinds ? Wliv mipht It not bo turned Into a theater > > week days , used as n training school for ileycles. tenn's ' players , wrestling matrhri. spanlug nmlohe.3. nnd all athletic conrsii ; which can be carried on Indoors ? Hev Mr. Stoddard h.ts Introduced dancing les sons Into his church In order to attract young people to h's ' bible class , but the other exercises we have suggested would lie not less alluring. Nor eau It be said tint any of these nmiiRoment * nro more Incon gruous with a church than Is the dancing school of H < 'V. Mr. Stoddard. 1HM1KSTIC 11) V l.S. I'uolc : "I suspect there tins IIPPII IIOMIO crooked work going ; n here , " be siltl. And he WMS right. Ills wife hud been drlvlnit nails. Columbus Journal : lle-Sho told me 1 w.-n tlie llpJit of her hrnrt. She Then what ? He Well , her old man came down and put the llfjit out. Hoston TrmiRerlpt : Nell Mr. Stlllletis H only nn aprjlgy for man. Hello Well , wouldn't you nceept nn apology if it were offered ? Detroit Free 1'ress : "Do von expect to I'o nble to imitmiro that heliesa w.ien you mnrry her ? " "Yes , t can manage here all right ; wh.-it troubles me is how to mrimigo here rela tives. " Indianapolis Jniirunl : Klllen 15y the way , your wife 1ms discontinued her pink teas. Fallen Well , yes. We've iJl u little pink leiiHo ut the bouse now that is occupying nil lier tlmo. Cincinnati Knqulror : "I'.iw. " nsked the little boy , "w.int Is u sliver weddlnei ? " After thoughtfully stroking his miKtillI- : eont bean ! the Chicago populist niiHweicd : "A silver wedding- when n woman bus > een married sixteen yrais lo one iniin , " Somervllle Journnl : She No , I ennnot mnrry you , but I will be n sister to you. He Never mind. You see , I am a llttlo superstitious. Jind this wna going to be my thirteenth proposal , utul 1 Just wanted t < > get by It. THU NHW CUIMD. New York Sun. Sweet Cupid found bis arrows harmless fly Against the callous hcnrt.s of men. And grieved with troubled brow and tearful eye To nee tils arts grown vain and then ? Hcholil , his ancient quiver be un.sllngn , Ami gets a cup. and bib , and book ; 1'erkH up bis red-tipped tongue and foldi his wings The while .le sagely learns to cook. A < ; ( ) < > 1 > SAU.VIUTAX. S. K. KlHcr In Cleveland Leader. fyiiy him iiway , It mutters not where ; Dig u bole In the ground , And deposit him there ; 'Twill be useless to raise A shaft o'er bis head. For Heaven's aware Of the fact that bu's dead ! j his lot , And humble tils sphere ; The w rlil the big busy world knew not That be ever watt sent to minister here ; He gathered no million ! ! , tie built up no trusts Cornered no markets , robbed no one of bread ; His m Inient wns ragged , bo lived upon crusts Hut Heaven's aware of the fact Hint he's dead ! Dirt ho worship In churcli In Ihe orthodox , way ? Did the i-aftei'H ring when It was bin turn to prnyV Alas , 1 kmw not liut let it be Kilil T at lleaven'H awnro Of the fact that bu'H dead ! The orphan lie fanned Through feveils'.i days May live or mny not To cherish , bis praise ; Thi ) slek that he nourished when stricken himself , The starvlnir that , when ho was flungry , ho fed , May pray for him now , or may not , nn they list- Hut Heaven's aware of the fact tSat lii-.i ( It-nil ! J < ay him away , It matters not where ; Din a hole In the earth And ilrpoalt him there ; Wien the liiHt trumpet inuml.'i lfi > will hear , he will bear AH well as the man O'er whose head people rear 'i'he hlgVst of columns Ay , put him lo bed ! If there l a < rji ] Ho will not forgot That this lowly man lived and IH dead ! If warmly attired ? There are sev eral kinds of warm attire we have them all. The first essential is well fitting woolen underwear We have the unusual kind , that really fit , at 50c , 75c and $ J.OO. The suit must be warm , closely woven and durable but not over heavy these are $8.00 , $10.00 and $15.00. Then comes the overcoat , in which the same requirements prevail it must be warm and pliable without becoming burden some. Even our heavy ulsters are as soft as lamb's wool and ars only $8.00 , $10.00 , $12.50 and $15.00. Every one guaranteed. S. W. Cur. 15th and Doujjlau Sta