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There nro sootl reasons for the of Tammany hall to join a party whlul Is planning to conduct a campaign 01 the theory that prosperity Is a myth. The chief scandal In the recent Ohio senatorial election seems to have beei that of democratic managers In the role of eavesdroppers over a telephone Hue The charge Is made against the 1)111 pending In the Iowa legislature for bi ennial elections that "there is politic * . In It , " ' which might bo said of almost all elections. When President Dole exposes those whiskers to the gaze ot the populists In congress how can they refuse to throw their solid party strength on the side of the treaty ? The people of Prague have boon pro hibited by the police from wearing party badges and emblems. This blow at the button Industry calls for a series of de nunciatory resolutions. The Nebraskapopocrats who are boasting of Improved business at the different state Institutions should be careful or they will get their prosperity and calamity Inextricably mixed up. The Increased attendance of lawyers tipou the sittings of the supreme court Is-so marked as to attract attention. It looks as If even the lawyers were com ing In for a shai\j of lestorcd prosperity. The usual rumors about the Nebraska maximum rate case decision are again going the rounds of the eastern press. If the supreme court does not promul gate Its finding soon these rumors will be old enough to walk by themselves. ' Pictures of a smooth-faced man of swarthy complexion , wearing a broad Mexican sombrero , may be seen occa- filonally in the popoeratic newspapers. But for this fact It would not be sus pected that the campaign of 1000 Is now under full headway. It Is to be regretted that Dr. Nansen , the famous polar explorer , has uncere moniously canwlled his engagement for u lecture In this city. He certainly owes nn apology to his countrymen who had been making extensive preparations for : his reception and entertainment. Irredeemable paper currency Is always subject to distrust. Redeemable paper currency can be kept redeemable only by keeping gold to redeem It on hand In the treasury. And so long ns the rev enues equal expenditures there will bt > no dllliculty about the gold reserve. ttryan has been tolling his Minnesota followers how easy It Is to accomplish fusion on thu nll-nlght-put-tho-dclc- gati's-to-sloop plan which he Introduced Into Nebraska. Ho forgot , however , to Hiimmon Representative Sheldon to the witness stand to tell what a hair's- breadth oscapa from a lluko It was. If the recommendation of Assistant SocH'tary of War Molklejohn for nbol. ishlng details of army olllccrs as mili tary instructors except to Institutions that have 100 students enrolled for mili tary discipline is put Into execution how will the department llnd worl : for the < \uuunl \ crop of West Point graduates ? Some of thu eastern papers are pro testing against thu Issue of Transmls- plsslppl Exposition stamps as needlessly adding to the expenses of thu Postolllco department. Thin stamp Issue , how- iwr , will bo a source of profit rather than nn oxpiMiso to the department h' the 500,000 stamp collectors only pur- ono full set each. Secretary Kurnas of the State Hoard of Agriculture professes to bollcvo that the Stale fair has been hampeivd since Its locution in Omaha by the Ak-Sar-Hen parades and illuminations In the city. Will tlio secretary tpll us frankly nnd honestly whether the fair would have boon better off without the Ak > Sar-Ien ! display * ? Is it not patent to every in- telllgunt person that these two concomi tant attractions have been mutual helps dial not bUulrojicca to ouu another ? \ I \VAOkS \ .l.V/J In .1 speech In the hou.io ot rcprescnta * lives nearly four years ngo Speaker Heed said that "lo Insure our growth in civilization nnd wealth we must not only have wages as high ns they are now , but constantly and steadily In creasing. " llo said further that upon wages and the concppiant distribution of consumable wealth Is based nil our hopes of the future nnd nil thu possible Increase of our civilization. This Round view Is elucidated by a writer In the current number of The Forum , who de clares that "tho prosperity of a country Is represented by the amount of wages received by the laboring classes" and that this prosperity Is Increased when wngos are not only higher , but when every unit of wages represents at the same time n higher degree of purchas ing power thaiv over before. This writer shows that the old theory that low wages were the only cafe basis on which nations could compete for In dustrial supremacy has been demon strated to be unsound. He points to the fact in evidence of this that the exports of American manufactures the labor on which.represents nine-tenths of the value oC the product have been steadily grow ing In volume during the past ten years , the expansion having been especially marked within the last two years. Such articles "Us agricultural machinery , sew ing machines , bicycles and other ptoducts which command high wages are being sold in Increasing nuantltles In the European markets In competition with similar articles produced there. The American consul general nt Frank fort , In a recent report to the State de partment , directs attention to the nota ble progress which certain articles of American manufacture arc making In the German market and the consul con cludes that Intelligent , highly-paid labor Is the cheapest and that In the race for supremacy the Americans , who have re duced economy of labor to an exact science , are bound to win. The control of the Iron markets of the world , says the writer In The Forum , has passed to America , the high-wage country , and this control , there Is every renboii to believe , will be maintained , though wages In the United States shall remain where they are and bo reduced In Europe. "The Improved nnd high speed machinery In America , " says this writer , "requires a class of workmen superior to that employed In low-wage countries. That the superior results , which show themselves so prominently in the exporting of the products of Gin- mills , require great exertion , is S3lf- evident. That this can be maintained only by a correspondingly high stand ard of living on the part of the worker that Is , high wages Is equally self- evident. " The evidence demonstrating that high wages are not a menace to our export trade is absolutely conclusive and there can bo no controversy ns to the proposition that well-paid labor is essential to a country's prosperity. The United States Is giving the world an object lesson in these respects which can not fail to have far-reaching and most mportant results. 'fUK TKLEPHUNK Til AT IMA KS. When the first telegraph lines were luilt across the plains they were called by the Indians "tho spirit that lies. " Whether this suggestive name wan given because a false report purporting : o have come by wire had been circul ated among the Indians is mere conjec ture. At all events the suspicion with , which the Indians looked upon talks by wire may have beeii' well founded. A great many fakes have been clrcu- ated as telegraphic news which never traveled over a wire. The recent tele- > hoiKj scandal developed by the Ohio egislaturo may or may not emanate fiom "the spirit that lies. " Telephones hat leak are by no means novel or startIng - Ing discoveries. Old politicians have laid down the naxim that it is better to travel 1,000 uik's than write a letter. For the same eason the man who wants to keep a secret would be safer In confiding It to i postal card than to a telephone In strument. A telephone leak docs not MM'cohito thiongh one hello girl , but hrough a whole telephone exchange. That the Ohio statesmen should have icon oblivious to this well known phe- lomcnon passes comprehension. Among irofessional story-tellers the telephone eak supplies more llc'tlon than the Im- iglnatlon and as a scapegoat for inox- jllcnblo performances the leaky tele- ihonc supplies a long felt want. The alleged disclosures by the tele- ilione that leaks should have nt least ono salutary effect In weaning boss poll- Iclans from talking confidentially nt ono another at long range. It should ilso prove an Incentive for a Hn-dc- sleclo genius to invent a telephone that cannot leak except nt th ; terminus. SWKDKN AND JVU/MIM1' . The Item of 50,000 crowns Included In he budget sent by the Swedish ministry 0 the Itlcksdag on thu opening of the session last week to make good the al- owance to the crown prince which thu Norwegian Storthing refused longer to grant , Indicates gradual yielding to the lemands of the Norwegian nationalists. n this way final settlement of tl > 2 qnar- 01 between the Scandinavian countrk's nay be put off until Home crisis forces a loser union or complete separation. This historic disauTi'omcnt between Sweden and Norway , duo to the anomaly f Independent and equal nationality mdcr one king , has assumed many urlous phases In the hist half century. Not until recently , however , has theio ) een any Indication that other Euro- lean nations are taking special lntorst n the matter. Now Germany and Him- hi are coquetting with the rival na- lens and their emissaries are said to be onumtlng 111 feeling iH'tween the con- ending factions , TlK're Is danger , uoreovor , that this Influence In Kcandl- nvlan politics may bo sufficient to more him counteract the conciliatory effect f the successful exposition held In Uockholm lust year and the silver ju- ) lleo celebration of King Oscar's acccs- Ion to thu throne. Uusslu would aid Norway to inde- ) ondcncu in return for the cession of 'Mnimtrk , Including thu open port ot lammcrfost , thus extending thu Lap- and frontier westward to Urn 20. Em peror TVIIIhttn has Indicated \vlfllnp- - nosq to help King Oscar maintain the Integrity of his umpire in case the re publican movement In Norway becomes dimgi'roiH , but now that he has bcu making Invc to the czar of Uussln It Is doubtful If he would oppose a Husslan plan for gaining n new seaport on the Atlantic at the expense of Sweden. Just now both Russia nnd Germany nro busy In the east , but both nro iady nt n sign to return to consideration of the Scandinavian problem. This Ls a dan ger moro to bo feared by the Scandi navians than the political dissensions nt homo. They nro not better prepared than the Chinese to resist the European land robbers. THK MAMlMTr OF MKntOCRlTl' . Why Is The Omaha Bco opposing the an nexation of Hawaii ? llosetvatcr Is Inter ested In Oxnard. Ho was n stockholder In Oxnard's late lamented senatorial escapade and lost money In the doal. Ho wants to help the Oxnarda out now and so got his money back. Ord Quiz. The Omaha Bco Is opposing the an nexation of Hawaii because It Is con vinced that such a course is against the host Interests of the people of the United States. Its opposition spilugs from the 'belief ' that annexation of territory not contiguous to tlia United States Is a de parture from the traditional policy of our government and fraught with seri ous danger to the peace of the nation nnd the stability of Its free Institutions The Ilee has opposed Hawaiian an nexation over since the project was broached and long bofor. ; the Oxnards were Identified with th beet si'ga" In dustry In Nebraska. Insofar as Its views on this Issue are in accord with those of parties Intons.eil In fostering the beet sugar Industry , The Ueo has no apology to make fir shUn- , ' with the Oxnards , who are in reality siding with The 15ee. The Bee advocated tl > ? de velopment of the sug.ir beet industry In Nebraska during the very first year of Its existence , more Than a quarter of a century ago , when It predicted that Ne braska was destined to become a prcat sugar producing st.iro. Iu this dliertlon It has labored and will continue to labor In spite of the sneers anil jeers of small bore editors. As to the exploded popoeratic fake gotten up by a gangof blackmailers about Hosewatcr's deal with Oxnard , the less said the better. There never was any money deal with Oxnard excepting such as was begotten In the brain of the political barnacle who tried to hold Mr. Oxnard up for several thousand dollars lars and finally unloaded his precious secret upon the Omaha Fakory. It is n disgrace to Nebraska that any newspaper hi- the state of whatever party should assail a man for no other reason than that he had the courage to enter an untried field and the enterprise to invest a small fortune in an" experi ment the chief bpnolit of which must accrue to the farmers * for whose prod ucts a new market has boon opened. Instead of appreciating the benefits con ferred and the advnntag-os derived from the world-wide advertisement Nebraska lias received through the Oxnard plants abuse and vilification nrq heaped "upon men whose most hideous "crime"a'p - parently consists In erecting two costly beet sugar factories in this state before any one else would risk a dollar In such an undertaking. AN INSUaAXON DKl'AltTMENT. It Is reported from New York that the life Insurance companies are con templating an agitation for a national department of Insurance to take the place of the various state departments. It appears that discussion of the subject is due to the action of the state depart ment of 'Illinois ' in sending an agent to make an investigation of one of the Now York companies , the Illinois super intendent of insurance not being dis posed to accept the inspection of the Now York Insurance dcnartment. Senator Platt of Connecticut has in troduced In the United States senate a bill providing for national supervision of life insurance and It is said that there Is a general fcul- Ing among Insurance people that such a law would result to their benefit. The president of ono of the loading companies of the country expressed thu opinion that it would be wiser to have one central supervising department than forty-five , ns at present. Each state has Its own Insurance department nnd the companies have to pay a separate tax In each. This tax Is not uniform. An other complaint of the companies Is that they are required to report their busi ness In many different ways , some of which nt times savor of Injustice. There is doubtless good grounds for some of the complaints made by the life Insurance companies against the present system. Unquestionably they are subjected to moro or less annoyance and in .some eases to an expense which they nro warranted In regarding as unjust. But the Idea of creating a na tional Insurance department Is not likely to bo popular outside of liibiirnncu circles. The general judgment , it Is safe to say , In regard to It will bo that it Is carrying governmental paternalism too far. Indeed it is very questionable whether supervision of llfo insurance Is within the functions of thu national government. At all events the bill of Senator Platt providing for such nupjr- vision hardly merits serious considera tion by the senate and probably will not gvt It. There Is a strong sentiment In New England In favor of a reciprocity agree ment with Canada. That section tie- sires to increase Its trade with the Do minion and the way to do this Is through reciprocity. In an address before tha Boston Chamber of Commerce a few days ago It was urged that n commercial treaty with Canada would do much for New England and statistics showing the importance of the Canadian trade were given. Nearly nil of that trade is with Great Britain and the United States. Canada exports to the former about $05,000,000 , worth of goods nnd imports $1(1,000,000 ( worth. Canada exports to the United States about f 15,000,000 worth of goods and Imports ! ? GO,000,000 worth. It is thus scon that the Dominion Is a very much better customer of this coun try than of England nnd undoubtedly under an eqiiltnblo reciprocity arrange ment UK ? trade between the United States mill Canada would bo consider ably enlarged. But the dllliculty Is to get an equit able arrangement nnd this dllliculty Is likely to prove Insurmountable so long as the Canadian government finds II necessary to favor Biltlsh goods. As the Boston Advertiser points out , the present Canadian premier has asserted repeatedly that ho would consent tone no policy which proposed to give to Americans nn advantage over their British competitors. Ho has stated that ha desired to secure for British goods terms as favorable as those granted to American goods and ho has Intimated that If any discrimination would be made It would certainly bo against the goods of this country , no matter what Inducements our government might offer for reciprocity. Such being the attitude of the Cana dian government so long ns It Is adhered to there Is manifestly no chance of es tablishing closer trade relations between the two countries. Undoubtedly the ad ministration at Washington would like to negotiate a fair and equitable treaty , but tlictvj has been no proposition froiti the government nt Ottawa that can be considered , no suggestion of sucli con cessions as arc absolutely essential to negotiations for reciprocity. Nor Is li at all probable that there will be any. The liberal party In power In Canada , although its platform promised a broader" policy In respect to trade with the United States , has shown itself to be quite as solicitous In regard to Brit ish interests as tlio conservative party was and there Is not the least reason to expect any change for the b tter. As Canada has a very much groakv Inter est In the question of reciprocity than the United States our govornm.tit , it id safe to say , will not urge the matter. We can well afford to wait until Canada shall propose a plan worthy of our con sideration a reciprocity that will ac complish all the word Implies. IAKGU Olt SMALL Only a short time ago the faculty of one of the more conservative Now Eng land colleges made changes In the cur riculum avowedly for the purpose of decreasing the number of students in all the classes. In contrast with thU the Baptists of Iowa more recently took steps to concentrate the energies of thulr churches upon one of their colleges that their work may bo more effective. Are thuie too many colleges or are the col leges we have in thb United States too large ? Statistics furnished by the National Educational bureau disclose that the largest number of colleges is found In the eastern group of states and In the north central gr up. In the former , which includes New York and Pennsyl vania , tlier. } nri seventy-nine colleges with 2,337 instructors and 20,078 stu dents ; In the otlipr group there are 'Ml colleges with 3,740 instructors and 50- , 980 students. In. * , the colleges of the northeastern states thot'2 are an average of 308 students to each oneaml _ _ on-j teacher for twclvp students , while in the states from * Ohio to Nebraska , in clusive , there arc an average of 253 stu dents and one teacher for every fourteen students. The eastern colleges are larger than the western institutions , but they have proportionally n larger num ber of instructors. The theory upon which the faculty of the New England college referred io en tered upon a policy of limiting the at tendance was that the personal infill- cnce of teacher upon student would thereby become moro potent hv the class work. For certain purposes the value of this personal work cannot bo overes timated. It is best seen In some of tha smaller colleges and academies , or evn In private schools. In this respect the smaller colleges have an advantage over the largo ones , and if they could be as well equipped with libraries , labora tories and other facilities of the educator cater they would be preferable for all academic work. At the same tlmo the Iowa Baptists have taken the wise course with reference - once to their educational work. There arc too many colleges that are small because lacking in endowment and un able because of meager support to defer for the students what Is expected of them. It is better that one college should bo well supported than that sev eral should be maintained to struggle against poverty nnd failure , nppallng constantly for assistance and bringing higher education Into disrepute through Imperfect work. The Inquisitive governor of Michigan wants to know whether half fares on railroads and contributions to churches and religious Institutions Influence the clergy to deal gently with great wrongs. Governor Plngree of Michigan ought to know that among the cbrgy as among nil other professions and occupations It Is sometimes necessary to separate the shcej ) fiom tlio goats. There may bo ministers' Influenced by free passes , Just as there nro governors infiuenced by free passes , but 'ujeru are also ministers who are ns Irrepr aelniblc and as inap- pioaclmblu as thpgqvcrnor , of Michigan. The populist state oil Inspector and his llvo deputies maniigt'd ' to strike oil dur ing 1S07 to the tmto of ? li.l 11.70 for salaries and oxpl'nsos ' out of a total collection - lection of SM.O-lljOO , In inspection fees. This may notheiup to the mark of soina of their embezzling "predecessors , but It certainly does nrft , dqtract from ( ho pop- ullst reputation foil ability in the oil- striking business1. ' ' The street railway magnates of the various Illinois towns nro said to Imvu decided to ask the legislature to extend all their franchises simultaneously for nlncty-nlno years. But then the fran chisee ! corporations never pretended to bo bashful about asking for things they want but do not sec. According to tlio olllulal treasury statement thu outalnmlliiK indebtedness of tie ) sUite of Nebraska has been ix - dncpd by over ? 500,000 dnrliiK the year 18)7 ! ) , Is there anyone who profes.se.s ocoiiouilu &aulty who will contend that this showing could hnv- been mada had the country's finances been thrown , into almost Inextricable clmos nnd general business confldcnror destroyed by the success of the movement for n depreci ated silver currency ? According to latest advlcoa from i laskn , there Is a glut In the labor mar ket nt Talya , Skagway , and Juneau and many of the Avorklngmen nro find ing It Impossible to got employment there. This Is not surprising. Warn ings hnvo been repeatedly Issued against going to the gold fields or the mining camps with the expectation that work will bo scarce and wages abnormally high. The man who has no stake to lose should not go to Alaska. The sllvoritos will have a Joint con gressional campaign committee , again this year. Like Jay Gould , who said ho was a republican In republican states nnd a democrat in democratic states , but always for the railroads , the silver- lies propose to bo democrats in demo cratic districts , populists In populist dis tricts nnd mongrels In fusion districts , but always for the bulllonalro mine owners who foot the bills. Something ought to bo done to rrdp- rocato the courtesy of the British am bassador In permitting the vice presi dent of the United States to take pro- oodonee nt state dinners in Washlnglon. The San Francisco Call ' suggesls that "to cable over pcrmlsslo'n for iho prince of Wales to get to the table ahead of Emlmssndor Hay and receive the prime cut of white moat would ba a neat and dellcato return. " St. l nul HUH lloon There. 1'lonocr 1'rofs. The Oinnua Ice carnival Is saM to bo a great success , everything being there but tlio Ico. Omaha has our consmtulatlais. Ao have hnd several of that sort or Ice carnivals up this way. I'ollllonl llluniiiiicliiK. Minneapolis Journal. It Is noticeable that Colorado Is officially reported as leading California In gold pro duce In 1897 , whllo the output of silver was ii'Jnnff ' SV1" the Ill3tory of tlio state ( about $14.000.000. ) Evcw Teller will liavo to admit Hla , , ? . as " " n' ' ° "S en romancing about the killliiBof the sliver mining Industry ly ; " ' the " "cold cllnuo. "U'tir 1'lniiH to Hum. Philadelphia Itccord. ncprcsentatlvo 'McClollan ' of Now York , son of 'Llttlo Mac , " declares that the army is entirely unprepared for war ; that not a single plan of campaign Is In existence. Has the representative forgotten that Americans are born strategists , and that at the Jlrst Hostile shot the newspapers of the country would fairly reek with war maps ? In the civil war it was the editors who planned .ho On " to Illcbmoud" campaign and the press has developed wonderfully In botn military nod naval tact lea alnco then. of .Mule llirtlm. Springfield ( Mass. ) Republican. For forty years In Massachusetts the male birth rate relative to the fcmalo has not noticeably changed , the number of male ilrths to each ono thousand female births being 1,033 in the past twenty years , as compared with 1,059 In the two decades preceding - ceding , and holding at about 1,055 year by year of late. In Europe a ten years' obser vation In various countries revealed tht fact that to every 1.000 females born an average of about 1,000 males were- born , the ex tremes being 1,038 In England and 1,071 In Italy. This excess of male births In the .long run appears to nlm'ost exactly offset the greater male death rate , and whllo Uo rtlstiibuticn of sexes In different countries Is often very unequal from other than natural causes , a correct census of the civilized world today would unquestionably reveal practically an exact equality In the num bers of the boxes. Iluiiiitiful , iK v > ii In Dentil. Chlcaso Chronicle. The lay mind will accept with some doubt the statement that the two recent operations for the removal of the stomucli one in St. Louis and one In Milwaukee wcro entirely succcosful from a scientific standpoint. The doubt will bo engendered by the circum stance that both patients nro dead. This Is a mere detail , of course , but persons who contemplate having their stomachs excised cam hardly bo expected to work up much enthusiasm over a "beautiful operation" which results In the Immediate demise of the individual operated upon. Nankl Pee , it will bo remembered , was utterly Indifferent to the fireworks and illuminations which wore promised him by the lord high cxeDU- iioner. arguing that such displays could hardly bo interesting to a dcaa man. Suf- fercro from stomach trouble nro likely to take the same view of the operation origi nated by Ir. Schlatter. It may be very pret ty from a surgical standpoint , but llttlo glory is to bo obtained by furnishing the material for a postmortem. I'unso.VAh AXJI OTIIISKWISIS. Boston is brightening up with CO-cent gas. President Dole's luxuriant lung protector goes to provo that the climate of Hawaii equals that of Kansas in producing whiskers. James 0. Fair's estate has shrunk from $30,000,000 to $12,000,000 In two years. And the executors liavo not put It In cold storage yet. yet.When When Joollalley's agitated bosom trembled before the speaker's desk the whole ctato of Texas experienced a seismic disturbance. JOO'B shirt bosom Is a map of Texas. A New York woman ( displays the courage of her convictions. 'ho demands a divorce on the grounds of cruel treatment bccauao her husband forced her to llvo la a board ing house. The chief boss of Tammany Is becoming very select In reading matter. 'He has ex cluded from his club room the Impertinent publication which coined the phrase , "Where did you set It ? " Senator Hoar's proposition to cliango In auguration day to a later date ought to go through. Some such measure Is necessary to secmo the permanent burial of the ancient political gag March fourth. There was ono spot In this broad land .at whk'h an Ice carnival would have been a largo success last week. At Fort Falrfleld , Me. , last Tuesday , the thermometer regis tered ' 10 degrees below zero. Women are energetically pressing homo tholr arguments IH. favor of representation on police forces. A Chicago woman made a strong point In a short argument with a street car crook by Inserting tier hatpin where It would do the most good , obliging the crook to retreat hastily. Two liostou women did equally effective work this week and two Kansas City iwomon routed two burglars from their room armed with the dodly hatpin , If the women cannot bo given a place Just now , public security would bo Increased by arming the finest with hatpins , Training , education and environment are not clwa > s effective In suppressing heredi tary traits , A countryman of Sir Doyle Hoche , tarrying In Omaha from choice , found himself In a hot convention a few nights ago. What the controversy was about doesn't matter. It 1s enough to say that It provoked a row. 'With orderly precision the corabat- onts fiobably a do/on to a slJe--moved to their respective corners to arm themselves. The Mlloulan approached the leader of ono of the factions an old friend , by the way and exclaimed tragically , "Fly from here ! You'll get hurt ! " "Do you know what will happen to you ? " he responded ; "I will glvo you tlio contents of this , " and he tapped the murderous barrel of a anwed-pff gun to .em phasize his remarks. The situation was alarming and demanded prompt action In the Interest of peace , "Mr , Chairman , " ho yelled , "before wo proceed further I move that a committee of thirteen be sent out to call In the relatives of the deceased. " A pro voking roar of laughter awoke the slcepor from tils troubled dream , , i .SHOTS AT Tim PUI.PIT. Olilcatto Tribunal Now that Lee XIII has boon converted to rppabllcanlim polltlcftllr. thereby taking Rrouml against rnonarchtcnl rule , there will bo aomo curiosity to know whether he wilt vindicate his consistency by abdicating authority ns supreme pontiff of the papal church And establishing a form ot republican church govarnnicnt In Its stciul. Now York Sun : Wo do not want any Knglleh Rfmernl for nn American army , be It military or civil , Ws can mansgo our own enterprises without dictation from Lon don. General Hooth , therefore , has mistaken his proper field of usafulncst In coming to America. Ho will waste hla efforts to re build hero his system ot spiritual and finan cial tyranny. Indlannpolh Journal : The Dourbon young man who "played the ilovll" by masking to represent his Satanic Majesty and entering the church In that garb whllo his father was preaching wss no moro of an adventurer ami no moro of a buffoon than his father , who was preaching vehemently about the devil's personal nppcarnnco for the enlight enment of n civilized congregation. Kansas City Star : In the midst of ft eer- mon by an Indiana pastor on the reality of n personal devil , a fearful nhnpc , nlth horns and tall ambled Into the church and frlght- oned the congregation out of the church and nearly out of their senses. H was after ward discovered that ono of the preacher's boys ployed the devil , a role which Is not at all unpopular with the sons of clergy men. men.Now Now York Press : Nov. TiMlth Booker Is delivering o lecture through Kansas on "What Is a Man ? " A man. dear Kdlth , Is a tender , shrinking creature , whoso wide fawn eyes look out Into the great whirl about htm with startled Inquiry an Innocent , trusting dove , nestling upon the neck of a hard world a sweet field flower , lifting up Its fnco for the sunlight of ynur womanly affection. That Is what a man la , Kdlth. You , yourself , are thy sturdy oak. Don't forsct that. Now York Mall and Exprcsa : Mr. William nooth nnd Mr. nalllngton Ilooth , the prelim inary negotiations having been arranged on a pc.ilo suitable to the tltulnr rank of the high contracting parties , have met ami em braced and parted , all In the presence of two witnesses , ono witness In behalf of the "general" nnd ono In behalf of the "com mander , " There can now , therefore , bo but ono "version" of the Interview between father nnd eon , nnd that version , duly at tested by the two witnesses , has been for mally promulgated. Now -1st us hope that the ridiculous claptrap with which this fam ily has been filling the newspapers of late Is ot nn end , and that father nnd son will go quietly nnd In their several ways about the laudable business for which both the Salvation Army and the Volunteers are sup posed to bo organized. U.VHEASO.VAIILK P CtrlllKiidon'N rnlluro ( n 1'prnot HiH'lul ami .Sri'lnrlnii llnlroil. riilcnpo Chronicle. Ever since the Babylonian captivity prej udice against the Jews as a race or a relig ion , expressed by persecution nnd banish ment , lias blackened the historical pjgcs of every so-called civilized nation. Jews aloao liavo not been objects of pel sedition. At times , according to the supremacy of sccU- rlans , Catholics hnvo been placed .under . the ban. They liavo been subjected to'-political disabilities as well as to personal persecu tions. Prejudice In this country against the negro race has not entirely disappeared and there can be no reasonable hope that It will fully disappear for many generations yet. The outbreak In Paris against the Jewa Is such ii'aifcstatlons as occurs at times In various of the European capitals and In the ages gone by occurred nowhere with so much virulence as In the capital of English civil ization. The history of the Jews shows them in every clime a thrifty people and preju dice has been excited against thorn less be cause they claimed to bo the chosen people than because In the exorcise of commendable thrift they had in many cases made such accumulations as aroused the envy of thrift less neighbors. Civilization dealing with them seems to make scant progress , though in London , where a Jew was formerly Inhib ited from holding otllcc , there has been a Jewish lord mayor. The Jews wore excluded from Spain In the tlmo ot Ferdinand and Isabella , but centuries have passed , and 'It Is current history that Jews are banished from Russia. The outbreak In Paris Is not so much a popular manifestation as It Is the occasion for excesses by the lawless class of the cap ital. Compelled through all the ages to make brick without straws the Jewish race , won derfully virile , has conquered every obstacle. It will survive prejudice end proscription , for it seems to bo plainly written that the Semitic Is to become If not a dominant at least a chief race among the peoples of the world. IMlOSrCUITV WUKCICS RUSOLVKS. Murlccil KflVct of I1M T Times In I'romoHiifC UuloiiH. I'lillntlelplila Press. The announcement thut the president of the Female Bachelors' 'Club ' in a suburb of Chicago is engaged to bo married has caused consternation in this anti-marriage organiza tion. Tlio club as formed some time dur ing 1897 , each member signing the by-laws , which forbade marriage wlt'jln five years after Joining. The object was not wholly to discourage marriage , 'but ' partly to prove to the male BOX 'that ' young women are not dependent to any great degree upon young men for amusement. The club was popular and ai members came In rapidly It was be lieved that It would have a successful career. But with the engagement of Its president and the rumor that other mombcra are con templating the same atcp the outlook for the club Is dark. If one of the non-conspicuous members had proved re-jreant a Ipss damag ing blow would have been struck , but wll'.i t'ho ' president breaking the pledge the disrup tion of the club , It Is thought , will certainly follow. Those members who have remained true to the constitution are naturally dis turbed and arc searching for the reason , Ono explanation offered la that the pledge Is not severe enough In Its forms , and aaother is to the effect that the club's Ideals were not placed sufficiently high. And many think they 'have ' given the real reason when they cite the line In Virgil's "Acnold" In which womea are accused of befog always flcklo and changeable , These are nil short-sighted explanation/I , however. The natural reason lor the break ing of the anti-marriage pledge and the prod- able breaking up of the club 1s the Increas ing prosperity of the country. The organiza tion was formed about the tlmo the Dkiglcy law was enacted mul before any of its good effects began to bo felt. Some of the gloom which has prevailed for years over the coun try was still evident and conscbusly or un consciously affected thu minds of Ihaso who took the antl-nurrUgo pledge with n flvo- year limit. Tliuy despaired of securing suit able husbands within that tlmo , but evidently hoped that In half a decade l'.io blighting effects of flee trade would disappear and that the marriage rate would resume Its normal proportion. They reasoned rightly , but they were too conservative- fixing the date. And as pros perity tame before they expected It would they find 'themselves between the two horns of a dilemma : They must forego eligible ctiancea of marrying or break their pledges. In deciding to takr ) tha latter alternative they liavo c'.iOHon the more | > cmlar resource , it Is to bo regretted , of couroe , that tlieto young women did not estimate Micro accurately the cffost of economic laws on the marriage rate , for such an. effect Is evident to all students. Prosperity almost Invariably brlnga an in crease of marriages and buBlne&i depression decrease ? marriages. This fact was discov ered before Chleago was built and oven the t < 1icnomcnal growth of that city Lag not been abla to change It , It la aa Immutable as the laus of the Medea and Persians , Thcro are plenty of statistics to bear out this assertion. In 1891 when the full ef fects of the Cleveland panic wcro being felt the number of marriages tn Massachusetts sank to a lower figure and a umallcr rate per 1,000 of population than lias been known In that Btate for many years , The total number of marriages was 20,619 , and the tale per 1,000 of population was 10,80 , The sweeping republican victory of . .November. 1894 , awakened hopes of better times and the number of marriages of 1805 rose to 23,102 , and the rate per 1,000 of population to 18.48. In Wisconsin also the year 1891 was a bad one for marriages , the number falling to 17,805 , but stimulated by the hope of better times the number rosa next year to 18.902. For thlrty-flvo years past the British registrar general's annual reports have compared the marriage rate with the TAlun per head of population of the exportn of British produce and the avcrago price of vihritt per quarter. . And the onernl ruin Is found to bo that the marrligo rate has gene up find down with the value of British t ports nml nlth the nrerngo prtco of whent , the number ot marrlnpcs being larger In- prosperous times and smaller tn bad tlmc-a. The Chicago Fcmalo Bachelors' club failed to glvo this rule full consideration. Thor evidently recognized It. but postponed Its notion too long. Prosperity's effect has , however , been Immediate , and the demand for wives has risen nt once , Male bachelors who had to postpone tholr hopes for yearn on Account of their Inability to support a. homo are now In a condition to carry out their wishes nnd as a consequence the Female Bachelors' olub will probably Imvo to disband. H will bo a wiser conclusion for Us members to admit their lack of S.ISAC- Ity than to take their chances ot marrlagf flvo years hence. IXnilSSTIG 1DVI.S. Chicago ncconl : "Don't yon find matrt- nionlnl bonds Irksome , UlllyV" "No ; my wife i ays more attention to her poodle tlmu she does to mo. " Detroit Free Press : "Darling , plcaso nn- swcr me , " ho fnlrly moaned na ho Mood In the center of the parlor. " 1 nm on Iho So Is your lint , " shouted the olil gentleman - tloman , who had a gallery scat on tha stairway. Cincinnati Enquirer : Said the married man wtto likes to bo sympathized for : "My wife I * never hnppy unless she has ft Krlovnncc. " . "How Imppy she must be ! " salil the pretty girl. And then the married man grow Htrnnsvly silent. Chleanro News : "Do you think th6 mod ern girl needs n chaperon ? " "Not nhvnys ; but 1 think tft ? rhnpcron generally needs n modern girl along. " Harper's Bazar : Fnnny Of course , dear , now your engagement la broken , I suppose you will return nt once everything he over gave to you ? " Snlly Oh ilwir no ! I shall keep them all , ind send them to him , one by ono , for presents as long as ho lives. " Detroit Journal : "Oh my nngc-1 ! " cried thu IOVOP. " 1'romlso that you will bo ever my nngi'l ! " "Now , look "here " , " returned the presale niil of the period , "none of that , 1 don't llku It , It sounds as If you wanted to inurry mo In heaven , and I don't want to wait that long- . " Chicago Post : Of course neither knc\r how It happened , but the light suddenly went out. Slio R-ave a frightened llttlo cry and struck n match. "I wan ufrald you were going : to klsa mo , " "I was' , " ho replied. Afterward she explained thnt she never could keep a match lit. anyway. Indianapolis Journal : "Did you know , " Bahl the sweet young thing , with just a dash of vlnsg-ar In her voice , "that statis tics show that more old bachelors than married men go Insane ? " "Which goes to show , " said the savmso bachelor , counteilnt ? promptly , "that In sanity Is something llku tlio measles ; these wlu have It at nn early ago don't got it John Hay. Thz skies are blue above my head , Thu prnlrlp green below , And filckerlng o'or the tufted grass ihc shirting shadows go , VIIRUO sailing ; whom the feathery clouds Fleck white the tranquil skies , Black Javelins darting where aloft The whirring pheasant Hies. A Rllmmorlng plain In drowsy trance The dim horizon bounds , Where all Iho nlr Is resonant With sleepy summer sounds The life thnt sings among the flowers. Tile lisping- the brosze. The 1.101 cicala's sultry cry , The murmurous dream of bees. The- butterfly a flying fla-wor Wheels swift In Hashing rn.fs , And nutters round his quiet kin , With hruve , name-mottled wings , The wild pinks burst In crimson HP The phlox's bright dusters shine. And prulrle-cups are swinging free To spill t'nelr ' airy wine. j-2H i And lavishly beneath the sun , ' In liberal splendor rolled , The fennel nils the dipping plain With Hoods of llowery Rold ; And widely weaves tlio Iron-weed A woof of purple dyes. Where Autumn's royal feet may trcafl When bankrupt Summer flies. In verdurous tumult far away The pralilo billows gleam ; Upon their orests In blessing- rests The noontide's gracious beam , Low , quivering vupors steaming dim T.re level splendors break Where languid lilies deck the rim Of some land-circled lake. Far in the east like low-hung cloud * The waving woodlands lie ; Far In the west the glowing plain Melts warmly In the hky. No accent wounds the reverent air. No footprint dints the sod- Lone In tlio llsiht t'.i2 ' prairie lies , ' Wrapt In a dream of God. A 1IM///.AHD'S JIIIITII , A dense- , gray fog- , like a dove's soft wing. Shrouded the wide. , bare plain ; A pale sun peered , like a timorous thing , Curtained by coming rain , A searching- wind from the distant south Swept past the sad sky's tears A. alow , sweet smllo on a tcnsltlvo mouth. Hopes thnt are changed to fears. Great feathery , fluttering , coaxing flakes Fly throuRh the shuddering nlr. Then a biting sleet that wilfully makes Havoc of ivliat is fair. The fierce north wind and the cast and 'west ' "Went wildly whirling by A treacherous , dangerous , unkind Jest A , blizzard In full cry. BELLE WILLEY GUE Wlnsldo , Nob. Is there anything t more wholesome , more beautiful , more completely pcusim ! > than a womanly woman ? Such a woman is even tempered , intelligent , strong and healthy. Health really tella tl\ \ ? whole story. Health means strong nerves and strong body , and they go far toward bringing good looks and amiability. A woman worn and wearied by tha drnBKi"g weaknesses peculiar to her sex , cannot be expected to find zest in any duty or amusement , Ufa is all one dead monotonous gloom to her. On her face is written the story of weak ness and pain. The wholesomencss of health is lacking , ihe checks lack fullness , the eves Inck sparkle , the hair lacks luster. Doctors have learned to locate nine > tenths of womanly sickness in the organs that ought above all others to be strotiK and hcajthy. b Sensitive wpmen shudder at the thought of consulting a physician on such matters. A natural feeling of mod. esty makes them dread the examination , mid " subsequent stereotyped treatment by "local applications" on which most doctors insist. Much more often than not , thia is mi- necessary. It should not be submitted to except as a last resort. 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