10 THE OMAHA DAILY 31EE : WEDNESDAY , JANLTAKY 10 , 18)3. ! )
SPECIAL NOTICES
.AiltrrllnriiiriilH for tliciio ciilunuii
tvlll lie tnkcii until 11 ! in. for tlic
pvcnliiK mill niilll H it. in. ' < > !
Iiuirnlnu Mini Siniilujrillllniifl. .
AiU iTtlxi-rn , l > > - rriiiii-NllnK n iinni-
licrcil clippknn linv - nniwi m ml-
ilrriiHpil lo it niitnliprpil Ipller In cure
of Thp UPP. Aimnprn < > nililrpnncil
Trill ln < ilcllvrrnl on iirc-ncnliillii" " '
HIP clirclc mil ; .
Union , 1 1-Bp n orit flrnl Inncrllnni
lo 11 Tiiiril Ihprpiiflpr. .Notlilnic fatten
' for HIP llmt IIIHIT-
for Ipmt Hi n n 'Ma
Iliiu. riicnr nilvcrtUciuiMiU niu t bo
rim
\V.\Vnil _ M.UC HUM' .
CANVABHKnS TO TAKU OtlUKIlSi NEW LINK
of woik , no I.C y goods lo carry ; salary or
cotnlnlsilon C. V. Adams Co. , 12t Ho , ! 6th St.
U 361
BAILSMAN KOIl CIUAH8. 1125 A MONTH AND
expenses , old firm ; experience unnecessary : In-
ducem-nts to cuilomers. C. C. lllshop & Co. ,
St J ouls 11-3H
AOENT8 AND TUIANCH MANAOEIIS : HALAnV
and commission. Hunter Tailoring A Shirt
Co. , Cincinnati , O. 11 M433 April 2 *
1100 CAH'l AND Ltlir.IlAL COMMISSIONS FOU
Kood , experienced organizers , lip to dole plan ;
nay to work. Henry C' . Akin , Supreme llegcnt ,
Imperial Mynllo Legion , Omaha , Ne.li.
II 33-F3
TKAVEL1NO 8ALE8MKN TO SELL LUI1UI-
catlnir elli on Hillary or commission Address
The /.one Oil GJ. . Cleveland. O. U-M730 13 *
GOVEIINMENTPOSITIONS : DON'T PllEPAltE
for lhi > poslolllce or other civil service oxnmlnn.
tlnn without seelnit our Illustrated ratatoxuo of
Informntlon Sent free. Columbian Corre
spondence College , Wnahlntilon , D. C.
I1 M8G3 22 *
WANTED TRAVELINO SALESMAN TO HELL
most complete line of lubricating oils , Krcnscn ,
fpPclnlllCB , etc , on the innrkel. Liberal terms
to i > ro | > er party. Address The Atlantic llellnlng
Co. , Cleveland , Ohio , Il-S'JT-22
WANTED , imiaiiT YOUNG MEN HETWEEN
the ages of 18 and K to prepare for the spring
railway mall service oxnmlnatlon ; the poiltlinii
arn permanent , the salaries liUli and the work
ploimnt. Address nt once , enclosing stomp , A.
C Hdff , SOW Clioveland nvc. , Chicago. III.
11 M 902 SO *
WANTED , A KtltST-CLAH3 \CICSMITH
for plow work. Address Til. II. Malthlewn ,
Superior , Neb. 11-M9M 21
WANTED. SALESMAN FOll I.UHHICATINO
oIlH. Kre.ifei nml specialties , largest line on
market. Equitable llefinlns Co. , Cleveland , O.
II M9JO !
BALESMEN WANTED ron LUIIUICATINO
nils nnil KIPWIJ liirsc" line ; Kilirv or commis
sion. The Detroit IlcIlnlnR Co. , Detroit Mich.
11 M123 ! ! >
\VAvrnn KHM.vi/ia HUM * .
100 O1KUS roil ALL KINDS or WOUK ; { 3 TO
7 wick. Canadian Olflc * . 1U2 Douslas.
C-3C3
WANTED-C-OMPETENT OIUL FOIl OENEIIAL
housework ISO'J B. 2Cth St. C 6S2
WANTED , A COMPETENT fSIHlj FOll GEN-
cral housework In small family. Cnll ,3"i S.
Kith a\e. C MOI3 20
BJ LAHIES TO no NKIDI : I\VOUK : ATIIOMU.
Call Immc'dlatclj. Oem Mfir. Co. , 1701 Cnpltnl
Avc. C 9 ; ; 19
KOH HK.vr unusiss.
FIDELITY I1AHO MNS NKAIILY ALT. OONH.
112 S. 1'itli A\e. , 1 roon- . porcelain batb.
clnst't , bet water , gas , mantels , furnace , laun
dry , 130
BIO S. 2ith St. , 8-room , beautiful new dnelllm ; .
Oak flnlsb , inrcnlaln bath hot nater , ear ,
fumnre. laundry ; J3C.
I9 N ! 8th A\c. . 8 ronmi. city water. ln lde
J30 > lielnu spent for repali * . Kent. J12.
717 H 33J St. , C-room cottage , city water , JS.
Wo have others. 1'ldelity , 1st Hoot , N. Y. Life.
D M7SO
HOUSES. WALLACE , BUOWN BLOCK. 16TH
ami DoiiRlas. D 3C3
MOVINO IIOrSEHOLD ROOD8 AND PIANOS
Om. Van & StoroKo Co. , 13ll4 ! Karn.im. Tel. 1S59
D-373
| J LAHC.n LIST. M'CAGUE , 1STII AND DODOE.
li D 3C9
HOUSES , KLATS. GARVIN BROS. , 1613 FAR'M
D-370
HOUSES FOR RENT. IlEMIS , PAXTON BLK
D 371
HOUSES. J. II. SHERWOOD , J23 N. Y. LIFE
D-372
HOUSES IN ALL PARTS OF THE C1TV. THE
O. I' . Davis Company , 150" ) Fnrnnm. D 3C5
HOUSES. UENEWA & CO. . 103 N. 15TH ST.
D Vifi
HOUSES. COTTAHES & STORES. ALL PARTS
of city. Ilrennan & I eve Co , 219 S. ICth.
D-3C7
HOUSE 6CS FO. 2STH ST. . TEN ROOMS , MODern -
ern , HO.O ) per month. Byron Reed Co
D-371
FOR RENT. ELEGANT COTTAGE NEAR
Hnnsconi park , modern ; only SIS n month
Ilrrnnnn-lAte Co. , 219 South ICth street.
D 11751 20
THE A P HOPKINS RESIDENCE. 11 ROOMS )
nil itloilern ; barn and carriage house. CO ) I lee
building. D 728
A SIX-ROOM HOUSE ON' 2BTII ST. OI'POSITI
the o pa < | | | on crounds Joseph H. Piper , room
IS , Wlthni-ll block. D M905
8-ROOM MODERN 1IIUCIC DWELLING , NO
Ml H. 2Slb st. . tso.
7-room Fleam-heateil flit , 701 R. ICth , J27. & > .
Apply to W. II. Melkle , 1st Nat'l Ilank Bide.
D-913
von iircvr Fuii.Msiirco IIOOMS. *
FOR RENT. NEWLY FURNISHED ROOMS
reasonable prices. 2121 Dodi ; , IIMJ55
VF.RY PLEASANT ROOM , WITH OR WITII-
out bnnrd , near Ilnnpconi paik ; motlcrn house ,
E B , lle. E-7SG
TWO LARGE FRONT ROOMS FOR GENTLE-
mcn. 411 N. 17th St. E-793-2 :
FPRNISHI' ' ! ) ROOMS , HOt'.SEICEEPlNO.2r,23
St. M.uy'H lt-92i 23
I'M RVI.SHii : > HO OILS . \M ) IIOAHI ) .
TIIH MERRIAM. FIRST CLASS FAMILY IIO-
tel 2oth imd ItodKO Sis. F M707
HANDSOME PARLORS EN SUITE NEWLY
fuinlH.ii'il , alhn rmalliT rjoniD , uood board.
The Here , tc:0 Hainey. F COO
TWO NICE ROOMS , 2059 DOI'GLAH ST.F
F 703
NICELY Ft'RNISHED ROOM8Nn" HOARD
for licntlein.ii ) at 1722 Dodffn St. F M753 21 *
fN PRIVATE FAMILY , WITH OR W1TIIOUT
boanl. 1919 DoilRC. F XI781 22
NK7l7TToOMS. WITH HOARD , 1S2I "nTNNEY ,
near exposition , F M798 22
BTIIAM HEATED ROOMS WITH IOAR1) ) , 2C09
Hartley. F MSCO Feb. 15'
KUNDIKi : HOTEL. CORNER 1STH AND
Wubsler stierts European plan , 100 rooms ,
ptenm hiMl , free bnthH , prood rooms. fl.M per
week ; bent medium-priced hotel In Omaha. I
N Wntson , Proprietor , F M884
UTOPIA. 1721 DAVENPORT ; TRANSIENTS AC-
commodatod. F M709 F17 *
LARGE HOIITH ROOM STEAM II RAT-
board ; rofercnci'B. 202 N. isih. F M909 2J
rou iiivru\KiiiiMnmi >
DESIRABLE ROOMS TWO IIIXX KH FROM
xpo3ltloti grounds , 2J11 lllnncyj private family ,
a M8J3 IS *
& CHAMBERS FOR HOUSEKEEPING , MAN
and wife ; water In kitchen , et l fink. 119 N ,
17th , a-coa
ron iu\T.sTiiir.s
FOR RENT , IN TUB BEB BUILDINQt
One lame corner room , id floor , with vault and
pilvutc olllce , water , He.
One large front room , 2d lloor , divided Into two
rooms by partition ; wnter , etc.
One. I urge corner room , 2d lloor , with vault ,
water , etc.
One front room , divided by partition. Sd lloor.
Ono corner room , \ > lthault , 3d floor ,
One luruu room , 3d tloor. Avltli partition dividing
It Into one Inree room and two smaller
privatv rooint ; water , etc.
Two largo ground lloor rooms , fronting IRh St. ,
with \uull.
Btverul small rooms on 4th flooi .with vaults.
All tlie > o rooms are heated with steam , electric
IlKbls. supplied with llmt-cUcs Janitor ffrvlce ,
jievutors run day and all night ; building
strictly fireproof. Auply to Superintendent ,
Room 101 , Bee building. J-183
FOR RENT-DESK ROOM IN flROUND FI/1OH
office , Bee building : water , steam heat , clcctrlo
llKlit und janitor service. Apply to tiupcrln.
teiulcnt , Bee building. J 197
FIRST CLASS MEAT MARKET LOCATION ,
WS B . I-M2H
STORES. BEMIS. PAXTON BLK ,
I-J75
VINK KTORH NUAll EXPOSITION. I'll HAP.
M. 1-41M4
on III\T _ TOIIIS A\'i ' ) OKIMCKS.
( Contlnupd.l
FOR Itr.NT-Th 4'STOIIY BRICK BUILDINO
at 1 Farnnm St. Thl building has n nreprool
cement basement , wnter on all floors , gn , etc
Apply at the office of The Bee 1 910
A ( i.vrs
"ONLY PERFECT VAPOR B\TH , " GREATest -
est < -iiT : on earth. Hygienic Bath Cabinet Co. ,
Na'hvlllp , Tfnn. J M92I 1 ? '
AfTiTNTs7 vlTiAVi : : NiTwnsT. MOST RAPIH
moncy-maklnR fpeulally known ; selln to trade
only. Union Sp .lnlt > C'o , 12 Irb'y , New 'iotk ,
J-M919 19 *
> _ TO IU\T. :
WANTED TO RENT. A HOUSE OF C OR 7
rooms , nlth Rns , bath , etc. ; within wilklng
distance of The Bee olllce. will leae for a num.
bcr of jears. Address D 46 , staling price , care
of The Bee. K 06
DO YOU WANT YOUR HOUSE RENTED-I
havn 21 applications for homes A. M. Coule ,
211 So. 18th st. K S59-19
STO1LA CH.
PACIFIC STORAGE AND WAREHOUSE CO. ,
(08-910 Jones ; general storage nnJ forwarding.
M 376
OM. VAN & BTORAQE , 1511H FARN'M. TEL 1S59
M-377
FRANK EWERS. STORAGE , 1211 HARNEY.
Hauling and packing , cheapest rates. Tel. KG ,
M 378
AVANTKD TO 111JV.
) . TO ntjv ron CASH. OMAHA SAV-
InRi Imnk deposits nnd crrtlllcnlcs of ilcpoMt.
Wilto full i > .irtlculnrn to K 19. Deo. N-MSS5 23 *
'Oil SALU MISCni.LAXKOUS.
KIND , \VIHTi : SAWDUST TOH TLOOIIS.
coarse for Ice , nt $3.75 per coiil. lei , 458. Ml
Douglas. Q 379
UILLIAIID HALL AND I10WLINO ALLI3Y
doInR Rood hU8lnes ; ejlnbllshcil H90 I-ock
liox S5 , Johnson , Neb. Q M812'Jnn-2l *
HAI.H AND BXCHANOK-COUNT.Y
lights for nn Inill pon5nhlo household ln\entlon.
LarKe rronts. Address D. L. IJracc , 1C23 Curtis ,
Denver , Colo. Q-iCI-20
ic-n 'roiTsALi : . WILL CONTIIACT TO SHIP
dally 5 cars of nlec. clejr Missouri rUcr Ice
nlnut 11 Inches thick. Yunklon. D. r.
Schnuuber. Q-M91I 2J
MISC13I.I.\\noi'S. '
YOUNG MAN DnailinS 1'IUVATR LKSSON8
In ( lerman , from experienced native teacher.
Addresn , with terms , lo U 21 , llee.
H-912 IS *
MAPSU1K , 1IATI1S , 12TC.
MADAMK SMITH , 1115 DOUGLAS , ST12AM AND
alcohol b-ilhs. T M782 VO *
MMB. HKISSON OF I'AIllS , CIIIUOl'ODIST
medicated bnths and maisage. 107 N. 12th St
T m-l'M *
L'LIICTIIO lIAONrjTlC' THUATJIKNTS AND
innsiaKo by Liurn illl on , 119 X. Ifith St.
room It , T M8S7 2J
MMi : . AMRH. MASSAOi : AND I1ATIH , 1C23"
Howard street. T Mt91 23 *
SIHS DIl. LKON , nLUCTIMf MASHAC1I1 11ATI
parlors , icstful nnd curative. 417 H. llth. up
stalM. T-MS.9I . 23'
1M2HSOXAL.
VIAVI CO. . UTinflNIJ TnOUIlLCS , 340-S DEO
I-lUlR ; physician consultntlun or health book fret
U 3S1
BATHS , MASSAGE. MMI1 1'OST. 319V4 3. 13TH
U 3SJ
CLOTHHS CLKANHD. I'ltHSSUD AND UH
1 in I red , day or nlRht ; dies sultn for hire
1'antorlum , N. L3. Cor. 14th and Karnajn. Ti-i
9U. U-3S3
1'iiiVATi ; HOME roit LADIIS unroiii : ANV
duilnir contlneineiit ; babies adopted and riro ,
for llemovpd to 1138 N. 17th. U 723-18"
HOW HKfOMH LAWI'UL PHYSICIANS
pharmacist" , V. D's , dentists or lawjcrs. I ick
' . U 74S-J2C'
box 1'JO. Chicago. -
JIOXHY TO LOAX Hi : VL I3STATK ,
MONCY TO LOAN AT LOW RATIOS. THE
O. K. D-ivIs Co. , 1503 Karnam St. W 3M
ANTHONY I/3AN & THUST CO. . 313 N. Y. L.
quick money nt low rates for choice fnim land
In Iowa , northern Missouri , eastern Nebraska
W 355
LOANS ON IMl'llOVKD & UNIMPUOVKD CITi
nroucity. W. I'arnam Smith & Co. , 1320rar'm
W-3S7
MONEY TO LOAN. DCMIS , PAXTON 11LOCK
W
MONEY TO LOAN ON 1MPHOVHD OMAIL'
real estate llrennan-Lo\u Co. , 21'J S. 16th.
\V-3SD
J100.CM.CO SPECIAL FUND TO LOAN ON
first ciass Improved Omaha nioperty. or fo
building purposes. Fidelity Trust Company.
W 390
0 PEIl CKNT MONEY , ll.Ort ) AND UPWARDS
on gilt-edged Improved Omaha real cstale
IJemls , Paxton block. W-392
MONEY LOANED ON IMPROVED REAL E3
tale In Omaha , Council Ulurrs & South Omaha
1'usey & Thomas , SOJ First Nat'l llank. Omaha
W 3'J1
\VANTI3D CHOICE FARM AND CITY IX3ANS
It. U. Petera & Co. , U. S. Nat'l llank IlldR.
W-M133
MOIITOAQES FOR SALE. PnOPERTY OF NON
lesldenticaied for. W. U. Melkle , 1st Nat' ! Ilk
W S91
WE HAVn MONEY TO LOAN ON FARMS IN
easlern Nebraska and western Iowa. Ilrennan
Love Co. , 219 South ICth street. W M5S3 FB
C PER CENT MONEY ON NEB. r'ARMS & O1LV
ha property. W. B. Melkle , 1st Nafl Bank Hide
\V-M418
MOXKY TO LOAX UIIATTHI.S.
$10 TO J10.000 TO IXDAN ON
HOUSEHOLD TURNITURK AND PIANOS
HOUSES WAGONS AND /IIUAGES ,
WAREHOUSE ItECElITS , ETC. ,
at lowest rules In
Omaha. South Omulm nnd Council lllulTs.
No removal of goods ; Btrlctly conlldcntlal ; jou
can jxiy the loan off at any time or In nny
amoun's.
amoun's.OMAHA
OMAHA MORTGAGE LOAN CO. ,
30 ( ! South ICth St.
THE OLDEST , LARGEST AND ONLY INCOR
PORATED IXJAN COMPANY IN OMAHA.
X 391
IIUSI.VK.SS OIIA\'Cis. '
TO GET IN OR OUT OP BUSINESS GO TO J.
J Glbton , OH Klrnt Nafl Hunk. V 3U
roR KENT , mm-ic STOREROOM , coxzz , ALL
convenloncei ; best location In city ; splendid
business tonn. John 11 , LluduloVcst Point ,
Neb. Y M211
CHEAP , CASH ONLY , BTOCK MEHCHAN-
dlsu and fixtures In Houtliern Nebrnska town ,
t-ood will worth price asked. Box S03. Oinihn.
Y M91B a
AN OPPORTUNITY FOR LADY WITH FEW
hundred dollars to draw good Hilary ami ( jet
blK Income on money Invested ; this will hear
clusent Inflection , i ; : : ' , Bee , Y M910 21 *
MONIY CAN HE MADE AND BIO MONKY
has been made by Invektnrs who have nccountn
In my hnndsj twenty JCar of euccesxful deal
ing ; v > rlt for particular * which will prove In-
terertlng to ufl persons havlnc money In
vested at lemilar Intereil rates. Oiarles
Hughca , Investment broker , U Wall street. New
York. Y-M918 I9
TOR n.YCIIAMGU
I'OH SALE OR EXCHANGE , ONE DOXJHLI1
houst , 18 roornn , with all modern Improve
ments ; 1'JIS and 1920 ICmmetl street , Omaha ;
within one block of main entrance of exposi
tion grounds ; Incumbrunce , II.COO ; will ex
change equity for clear property , farm or city ,
or will sell cheap for each. Bend offers to
II. P. Morrow , Missouri Valley , la.
7 M503 19
IVILL EXCHANGE VERY DKSIIIAI1LI5
clear vacant Omaha lots fur Chicago property.
Addrctu with full particulars , Uox ! C2 , Omuhu ,
Z-MS04
TOR SALE OR rXCHANQE , UOT M BY 1M
feet , with eight-room cottagn with all modern
Improvement * , also good burp ; located In
choicest residence part of Oninha , two block *
from llanr.-om park ; one block from street
earn and school ; paveil ttrvet and brick walks ]
12.000 Inrumbrancr , ( our > eur st B per crnt ;
will tell equity cheap for caih or wilt exchange
for a desirable stock of trices. Addreis D to ,
lieo , Omaha. S5-MI57 Feb. U
SIIOIITIIAM ) AXO TVI'RXVUITIXO ,
V , C. VAN 3ANTH 6CIIOOU 5U N , Y. LIFE.
-3M
IT OMAHA 11U3. COLLEGE. 15T1I & DOUCILAB
-W
I. II. BOYLK8 , .COl'liT IllJPOnTKll , PHIVATIJ
leuoni ; day and evening. 407 Dee Bids.
1,1 'I i -CM
IMAHA MUOUTiirX U COLLKOE. HOVV3
tLeattr , ' ' 1175) ) Feb. 11
run S\LIHIAI , I
KOt'NTZE PLACE I1A11GA1NS. IJ.tfrl , H.TH ) TO
16,501 J. J. Ulbion , ill First Nat. Dink UirtR.
RK-J99
t
nAROAINS , HOUSES , LOTS AND FARMS ;
eale or trade , r. K. Darling , linker blk.
RE-loO
1IOUSKS , LOTS , I'ARMS , LANDS. LOANS ,
also tire Insurance. Bcmls , Paxton block.
UK MIDI
NKW COTTAGE , MONTHLY PAYMENTS. CO
lice llldg. ni : M l
LOGAN VALLEY TARMS AND MUnCHAN
dl e. Huntsbcrger A Clements , Lyon . Ne >
brnsltn. RE M1C9
122,500 FOR JTOnr IIUU'K 11UILDINO , 41
fet frontacc. near llth nnd Douglas Sl .
| 200 for Improved property on CnmlnR street ,
near Klh street. J. N. Frenzcr , Opp P. O.
RE-M7CO
14 PER CENT GROSS INVESTMENT , 2-STORY
brick business building , price 13,500 Adlre-n
K 1. Bee. . IlK-MTCl
Mt'ST HE SOLD. 410-ACHIJ STOCK 1'ARM ON
Klnwa river , Bennett station , on K. P. It. 11.
,0 acres nlfnlfn tmd r illicitj nil fencM 20
scre-s limber ; plenty oulnlde range ; 21 miles
ensl of Denver. Wm. Mordlnh , 2038 Uirlrner
St. , Denver , Colo. UK M9M 23 *
FARM LANDS. C. V. HARRISON. D1J N. Y. L
RE-911 ri7
FOR SALE , INDIAN RESERVATION LANDS ,
under the acl ot consress , npproved March 3 ,
U91 , and July 7. 1S97 , there will be ( Old nl
jnildlo nucllon In the city of Tucomn , Washing
ton nil tie : unrnld ixirtlon of the Pujnllup In
dlnn roservntlon , originally nmounllng to IS.OOi
ncrrs of excellent garden , fannlnc nnd limber
land. There l.indx will le : soM In tracts to
null purchasers. This retcrvnllon Immedlalcly
ndjolns the clly of Tacoma nnd borders on
Puget sound. About liOO ncres of It have been
platted Into lots us nil nddltloti to Tncumn ,
nnd these lots nre appraised nt fiom J ? ) to
J501) ) enrh ; attf lots nt $200 to ll.OM each. These
loti vull Le offered for sale nt thn fnnm time
as tl'e Innds , Terms of sole , for lands nnd
lot ? , each , or nol less Itinn onr-lhlrd cash nnd
the balance In equnl nnnunl Installments In
fl c , four , three , two or one years , nt option
of purchnser , with B per cent Interest , fncuied
by vendor's lien ; deeds lo be approved by Hie
Ftcretnrj of the Interior. Pale commences nt
Tncoma. Washington , on Wednesday , rebruiry
K' , nt 11 o'clock n. in. , nnd will be continued
on every Wednejdny until nil the lands and
loti nre sold or withdrawn from i-nle. For full
Information nddrejs C , A. Snowden , commis
sioner. Taconiii , Wash. RK M917 ID
POMFRET , CONN. TWO FINE ESTATES \fOll \
Rale. Modern IIOURM UnlKhed In lnitlwnl
thwiiRhout ; ilrst-clnss plumblnR. abunilimo of
fireplaces ; sl'nm heat ; unlimited supply of 1m %
wnter. Stnblo. Tensmont house. About four
ncres lirul l > .iutlfulrv ltii.ited ; vlow of mllej
lo BQUth , east und west. I"our nnd n half limim
frum 7Ce\v YniK Owners rnmovod to nnnther
section < if ( he country nnd cannot upe property ,
H. A. Nightingale ft Co. . r al eslnte lm > kcr ,
Provldencn , R. 1 , Lonu distance telotihon' *
RE-M121 11
AMI
DO NOT WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE
ready to stnrt l > eforu buylnc your out-
lit. Buy now. We net nntrvnts , buy , pack ,
utore nnd hiHiiru outllt.s nnd hold them renly
for Immediate shipment. No delay W > cin
BIVO vou tjoih ihnr nnd money. Send stamp for
immphli't nnd other Iiifornntlon Yttkrn Nlnr-
nge Otitnt Co. , 1' . O. box 23 , Tncoma Wnsh
MOW 19 *
LOST.
LOST. lADY'S GOLD WATCH AND CITAIN ;
reward If returneil to Mrs. Ernest , 27th nnd
N , South Omaha. Ixist M904 20 *
KIXAXCIAL.
MONEY LOANED ON LIFE INSURANCE ' 'OL-
Icleq or boiiR-lil. L. P. Vnn Norman. Minne
apolis , Minn. -M77J McM4
TYl'K\VIUTiitS. :
TYPEWRITERS FOR RENT. J4 00 I'ER MONTH.
The Hmlth-Prrmlcr Tjpvrller Co , 1123 Far
nam St. ; telephone , 1231. C01
SniVIMI MAU1IIM2S A\D SUI'PLIKS.
NEW HOME. HOUSEHOLD & WHITE SEWIng -
Ing machines & oupplles 1311 Cap. ave. Tel 1371.
403.
IIOHSKS
GOOD STA11LES. HEST OF CARE. $1 AND 1C
month. A. W. Phelps & Son , 207 New Yolk
Life. Tel. 1034. -402
KMI'MIYJIBXT OFKICUS
CITY EMPLOYMENT IJUREAU. 1117 FARNAM
st Rooms 2 & 3. Tel. 1404 S-H
STI.VOGHA1MIKHS.
WE SOLICIT AND FURNISH POSITIONS FOR
Stenographers free. The Smith-Premier Type
writer Co. Telephone , 123) 403
COAL ,
BURLINGTON NUT , IlESi. CHEAPEST. PRICE
t3.7i per ton. 'Phone SIS. Harmon & Weeth Co.
401
nitnss CIJTTIXO SCHOOLS.
HEMOVED. THE JOY TAILOR SYSTEM
dress cutting school , 1911 Cumlng BI
BIM870
M870 I''cb 15
CI.AIHVOVAXTS.
PP.OF. AMES. GREATEST LIVING SUCCESSful -
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tractoi ; Jobb.ns solicited. 1813 St. Mary's nve.
M310 Jan 29 *
ieu XOTICIC.
( Shoulil be- rend DAILY by nil Itilorcstea
as chanRCM mny occur at tiny time )
Foreign malls for the week ondlnB Junuury
2. , 1SS ! ) , will close ( I'ltOMPTI Y In nil
cases ) at the Kcncrnl po t olllc-e us fol
lows ; 1'AHCELS POST MAILS close ono
hour curlier than closing tlmo uliown
below.
TrniiN-AtlniUlu llnllH.
\VEDNESDAY-At 7 n. m. ( aupplomentary
a u. in. ) for KUHOI'IC , per s. H , I'urlf , ' ,
via Southampton ; at 9 it. m. ( supplement
ary 10:30 : a. in. ) for I3UROPK , per a
Hrltnnnlc * . via Queenstown ; at 10 a in.
for ItlCLQITTM direct , pvr H. a , Ilerlln ,
via Anlvvuip ( letters must bo Ulreted "per
Uerlln" ) ,
SATUHlJAY-At 7 a. m. for FIIANCB ,
SU'IT/.KULAND. ITALY. SPAIN , POH-
TUGAL. TUHK15Y. IOTYPT and 1UUT-
IBH INDIA , per B. s. Ixi Normandle * , via
Havro ( letter * for other purls of Europe
must lo directed "per I a Normundle" ) '
at 8 a. m. for NETHEULANDS direct ,
per B , s. Amsterdam , via Uottcnlum
( lettcm must be directed "per Amster
dam" ) ; at 8 a , m , for GENOA , per s. H
V. Hlmnarck ( letters must be directed "per
F , lllsiiuircl ; " ) ; at 10 a. in , ( supplementary
11:30 : a. in. ) for EUROPE , per B. D Bervla ,
via Queenutown ; at 11 a. in. for NOR
WAY direct , per 8 , a. Norgo ( letters
must be dhectcd " "
"per Norge" ) .
PRINTED MATTER. ETC.-Germnn steamers
salllntr on Tuesda > s take Prlnteil Matter , etc. ,
for Germany , nnd Specially Addrcwed Printed
Mutter , etc . for other parts of Kiirciie. Amer
ican und White Star Bteamers on Wednesday ! ,
Oeiman steamers on Thursdays , nnd Cunanl ,
French nnd German * l ainers on Saturdays take
Printed Matter , etc. , for all countries for which
they are advertized to cany mull ,
After the cloiln * of the Hurplemenlury Trans.
Atlantic Malls named above , additional supple-
m en I a ry malls arc opened on the piers of the
American. EiiKllih , Fiench and German ( team ,
ers , und remain open until within Ten Minutes
of the hour of alIii ! of steamer.
JIulU fur Soutli nml Onlrnl Amvrluu ,
\VfMt IlllllfK , 1 ( C.
R'EDNF53DAY At 2:30 : a. m , for PORT
ANTONIO , per Bteumor from Philadel
phia ; at S a. m. for JlUH.MUDA , per H B.
Trinidad : at 1 P. m. for CMJHA , per 8. B
I'ltv of Wnshlnplou , via Havana.
THURSDAY At 10 a. m. ( Huppli-mentary
11 a. m. ) for CENTRAL AMERICA ( ex
cept Co ta Rica ) and SOUTH I'ACIFIO
PORTS , per H. B. Advance , via Colon ( let
ter * for ututcmalu rnuxt no dlrectrd "per
Advance. " ) ; at 11 a , m. for MEXICO , per
* t. Santo Uomlneo , via ProKruao and
Vera Cruc ( letteru must bo directed "per
Hunto DomliiKo" ) ; at 11 a. m. for JA-
JJAICA , p r B , a , Ardandhu ( letters tar
( Continued.
HeJIxo. Puerto Ccrlez anil Ountcmalft must
1m tllrocted "per Ardnnilhu" ) ,
FRIDAY At 10M ; n. m. for HAITI , per s. s.
Prlni Vv'lllcm III ( letters for Venezuela ,
Citncao , Trinidad. Hrlllsh ami Dutch
Otilann must be directed ' per PrlnsVH -
lem III" ) .
SATURDAY- 2.30 n. m. for NEW-
KOUNDLAND , per R. . Amyrlnn from
Philadelphia ; at 10 a. m. ( supplemejitary
10:30 : a. m , ) for FORTUNE ISLAND , JA
MAICA. and CARTHAOENA , per s. a.
AllFKhnny ( letters for Costa Rica must bo
directed "per AlleKliany" ) ; at 10 a. m. ( ? up.
plcmeiitnry 10:30 : n. m. ) for HAITI and
SAVANILLA , per s , * . Andes ; at 10:3J : a. m.
for CAMPKCHI& CHIAPAS , TAUASCO
and YUCATAN , 'lie ' r's. s. Seneca
for other parts o ( lexlco and fo
inlial bo directed * 'pPr Seneca" ) ; at 11 a.
m. ( lupplementnrv 11:30 : a. in. ) fri YEN-
KXU13LA nnd tVUACAO , also 8AVAN-
ILLA and CARTHApKNA. via Curacao ,
per s. s. PlillndoluhL.it at 11:30 : a , in , ( sup
plementary 12 nO tor NASSAU , N P. ,
and SANTIAGO DE CUBA per 8. B. Sara
toga ; at ; p. m-for | NA9gAU , N. P. , pel
B. B. Miami , from Miami , Fla. ; at 8:30 : p.
m. for NHWFOUNptiAND , per steamer
from North SydheV-jat S:30 : p. m , for ST
PIERRE MIQUUIUW , per steamer from
North Sydney , mi i"
Malls for Nenroitndfih ! < ; % mil to Halifax and
thence by Meamer/clfe at this ofllcf dally nt
8:30 : p. m. Mails far Mlquolon. by rail to lion-
ton nnd theice hyrxtrhriter , cloto nt this oinco
dally nt 8:30 : p irV. > Jdnlls for Cuba close nt
this office dally n ( 'Tftl a , m. . for forvvnrdlni ?
by steamers FalllnKNfondnys ( and Thurrdays )
from Port Tnmpa , * f'lm. Malls for Mexico Clly ,
overland , unless ppnlly nddrcssed for de > pateh
by steamer clote nt rhls olllco dolly nl S:30 :
n. in. nnd J:30 : p. m.I * llerl8tereil ( mall closes
at 6:00 : p. m. prcvI6 s0lny. (
Trnnn-PiK-lllc Jlnlln.
Mall for China , Jap.in and Hatrall , per s.
B. Peru ( from S.m Francisco ) , close hero
dally tip to January Wth ntC.W : p m , Mails
for Hawaii , per s. ? . Australia ( from San
Francisco ) , close here d.illy up to January
19th nt 6:30 : p. in. Alnlla for China and
Japan , per s. H. Olympln ( from Tncoma ) ,
close h ro dally up to January * * 23d at 6:30 :
p. in. Malls for China and'Japan ' especially
addressed onlv ) , per s. s. Empress of
Japan ( from Vancouver ) , close hero dally
up to Ja'.uary 24th at 6:30 : p. m. MulH
for the Society Islands , per ship City of
Papeltl ( from San FrancHco ) , close here
dally up to January 25th at 0.30 p. m.
Malm for Australia ( except those for Vv'o t
Australia ) , which arc forwarded via
Europe. New Zealand , Hawaii. FIJI and
Sunoan Islands , per s. s. Alammla ( from
San Francl co ) , close hero dallyl up to Jan
uary 30th at 7:00 : a. m. , 11 a. m. and 6'M
p , m. ( or on arrival at New York of s. s.
Anranla with Urltlsh malls for Australia ) .
Malls for Australia ( except West Au -
irilla ) . Now Zealand , Han all and FIJI
Islands , per s. rf , Wiirrlmoo ( from Van
couver ) , close here dally after January
" 30th and up to January 31st nt 0:30 : p. in.
Trans-Paclllc malls forwarded to port of imll-
Inp dnl.y nnil the trhedule of closlnp 1 nr-
rnnued on the presumption of their uninter
rupted overland transit. ItCKlstcred mall
closen at 0 p 111 iircv Inus day.
CORNELIUS VAN COTT , Postmnstor.
Poslolllcc , New York , N. Y , January 11 ,
1S9S.
j CHICAGO. ST. PAUL , . MIKNE
apolls & Omaha Ralltvuy
( ienurnl ollices , Nebraska Dl-
vlslorir Fifteenth and Webster
Streols. Cltv Ticket Onice ,
1111 Fnrnam Stieet.
- - Tlaphoni ,
SCI. Depot , Fifteenth and Webster ntreets
Telephone , 1453. , ,
l cnvs. Arrive.
Sioux City Accommoda. 8:50 : nm SCO : pm
Sir/us City Accommoda , 0W : > nm * 8.20 pm
Dlnlr , Emerson. Sioux
City. Ponca Hartln4-
tuon nnd Dloomflelil. . " 1:00 : pm 11:5nn :
Sioux Cltv. Mankatb. St.
r'nul , Minneapolis . . . . < aj pm 0:10 : an
Emirojn Paasuncer. . . . ! fi:10 : pm " 8:45 : an
Pnllv. Dally except Sunday. Sundaj
only. This trnln stops nt stations Florence
to So. Hlnlr. Inclusive. Sundays only ; on wccl
daB So. 'Jlalr only
l.'UEMONT , HLKHORN ANH
Mlssoourl volley P.allnay Oori.
eral Odlccs , United Stafs Na.
tluiift ! B.T.lc BulMlns , Soinh.
west Corner Twelfth and Fnr-
nam Streets Ticket Olllce
1401 Karham Street. Telephone. Ml. Depot
Fifteenth and Webster Streets. IVlcohone. 115 ?
Leave. Arrive
niack Hills , Dcadwooad
nnd Hot Spring * 3Wpm : S:00 : pm
Wyoming , Casper ana
Douglas " 3:00 : pm 6:00 : pm
Hastings , York , Davl *
City , Superior Geneva.
Kxetcr and Sevvnrd. . . 3:00 pm B CO pm
Norfolk. West Point and
Fremont 7:5n : am " 10:25 : am
Lincoln , Wahoo nnd
F-emont - 7:50 : arr 10:25 : nm
Fremont Local " 7:50 am
Dally. * Pnlly except Sunday , Sunday
only. Dallv < -.x-ppt Saturday , Dally
excep' Mondas" .
Hallway City Ticket Oitlee.
1401 rnrnam Street. Telephone
E01. Depot , Ti'nth nnd Mason
Stlcctp. Telephone 123.
Leave. Arrive.
Missouri Vnlley , Sioux
city , SI. r
Minneapolis E:40 : am 10:45 : Pm
Mltourl Vnlley , SIOUK
City 7:30 : am :05 : pm
Dcnnlson , Carroll , Wall
Lalca " 7:30 : am 9:05 : pm
Kanert Express. DPS
M. > lnes , AlarahalHown.
Cuaar 'tnplds , Chicago " 10:4. : ) am 4:10 : pm
AtlanlliFlyer. . Chicago
nnd East 4:45 : pra 4:10 : pm
Fast Moil , Chicago to
Omaha . . . , . . . * . . . * . * sao pm
Missouri Vnlley. Sioux
City. St. Paul. Minne
apolis Limited 5:15 : pm 9:30 : nm
Omnhn.ChlcnKo Special. 6:20 : pm is.l'i am
Daily. Daily except Sunday.
Dally
' . 'x crry & PACIFIC HAIL-
road ( leneral OJllces. United
States National Hank Uulld-
Inir , 8. W. Corner Twelfth and
Far"am Streets Ticket Ofllco
1401 I'arnam Street. Telephone
161. Depot , Fifteenth anu Webster Streels. Tele.
phone ' .458.
8lou > .ly. , Mankato. St.
Paui , Minneapolis . . . . CC3 : pm 9:10 : am
UNIOtf rACIFIC-"THE
land Itoute" Otncral Ollkei , N
U , Corntr Ninth and Farnani
Streels. City Ticket Omco. 1M3
Farnam Street. Telephone 310
Depot , Tenth nnd Mason Streets.
Telephone m.Leave.
Leave. Arrive.
"
"The Overland Limited"
for Denver. Salt LaKC-
wesifrn points . . < 6ZO : 4:45 : pm
Fast moll train , f&i
Denver. Salt Lake.
Pad flo coast and all
vvetlern poln6 . . . . 5:50 : pro 10:20 : am
IJncoln , Deatrlco en.2
Stromsburg Eipreis . . 5:00 : pra I2zo : pm.
Kearney Kxpr- . . . B00 ; pm " 12:20 : pm
Dally , Dally except Sunduy.
Council IliuiTi Local I < eavei. 5:40 : a , m ; :50 : .
m : 7:30 : a , m. ; t3 : u , in. : 10MS a , rn. , 2:15 : p. m. :
4:10 : p. m. ; 5U : p. ' rn. Arrives , 6:20 : a. in , ; 7:2" :
n , m.i S n m.i 0:25 : a , in ; 11:30 : a. in. ; 2:10 : p. m. ,
C:40 : n. m. : 9:06 : p. m. ) 10:45 : o. m.
MIBSOUni PACIFIC RAILIIOAD
- , Oeneral Olllce * and Ticket
OdlCB. Merchants Natlona ! Bank
UulMlng. 1224 1'ainarn Blrret
Telephone 104. Depot , I'lfteenth
"
nd AVebtter S.reetj. Tclepbon"
Leave. Arrive.
'
Kama * 'and
Limited . . pm 18:51 : pm
aia Cltv and Et
L > ul. i ; pres . J.JO pm 6,00 am
ebratlta I cnl . " 4:30 : pm ; 45 am
D llr. Dally except Sunduy.
CHIOAQO. MILWAUKEE & ST.
Paul llHllway City Ticket
Otllco , J50I rarnam Street ,
Telephone 2SI. Dtpot Tenth
and Mason Streets , Telephone
113.
Leave. Arrlrt.
Chicaso Limited Lx. . . . ? ! Pm t : am
iia hn a lid Chi .u go Kx 11:09 : am 1M pw
' Dally.
1 ! V1LH\IS.
( Continued. )
IIU-.VUO , TIOCK ISLAND A
Pncldc Iliillroad "The tlrent
Hock Island Itoute" Clly
'I I. . ket Olllce , 1J2J Knrnnin
Slreel. Telepluine 42S. Depot ,
Tenth nnd Mason Street * .
Telephone 123.
Leave. Arrive.
ChlcaijT and St , Taut .
VeMlbulnl Kil'i-e" ' < " Pm 1:4S : pm
Lincoln , Colorado Sp B ,
-l nm , U Prr.
, p SMS am
Atlantic Express , for
Des Molnes and * H-
ern points . " 7:20 : nm B:3S : pm
Lincoln. Falrbury and
IlellovllU . 5:43 : pm " 10:40 am
Dally Dally except Sunday.
OMAHA & ST. LOUIS RAILROAD
P2BI Omaha. Kansas City & East
ARTHUR ern Rnllroid. "The Port Arthur
Router-Ticket Ofllce , Hlr Farnam
Street. Telephone , 322. Depot ,
Tenth and Mason Streets. Tele-
Leave. Arrive.
81. Louis Cannon Ball
Exprem , , , . . 4:33 : pm ' 11:30 : am
Qulicy Kxpreu 5:40 : nm 9:50 : pm
WABARII HAlLHOAD-TlCKnT OrPICE. in !
Fornnm Street , rdpohonc. 322. Depot , Tenth
nml Mason Street * . Telephone , 123.
_ . . . . _ Leave. Arrive.
81. Louln "Cnnnon nail"
Express 4rOpm ! 11SJ nra
AVIIHV .V SIV.VtJKTS M.\llllli : .
limIn Oiuof ( In. ThliiUH He
1 .tiny HIIVP to Do ,
"It you would Just get over your foolish
prldo about carrying bundles It would save
us a Rood deal that wo now spend for ox-
liressage , " cald Mrs. Tainpklns to her hus
band at the brcaUfast lablo ono Saturday
morning. "I'm sure Uiat I sco other men
carrying bundles lots of them. And hero
jou go right hy the markets and It wouldn't
bo any trouble at all for you to run In and
get some things. Mr. Jones and .Mr , Smyth
and others do It and It would save us ever
so much , "
Tompldns , who Is a suburbanite , hau'cncd
to bo In n saving mood that morning , re
lates the Detroit Krco Press , and ho sur
prised his wlfo by saying :
"I don't know but you'ro right , my dean
and I'll try It. As you say , I cotno eight
by the markets on my wny to the train ,
and wo'vo simply got to cut down our ex
penses In some direction. Make out a list
of tho. things you want today and I'll bring
them homo with me. "
It was a good dail beyond his usual tlmo
when Tbmpklns came homo that evening.
Ills wlfo had been wedded to him long
enough to k'now that her llego lord was , to
put It mildly , mad , before ho opened his
mouth , but she satd cheerily :
"You're late , my dear. "
"Late ! " ho burst forth. "It's a wonder to
inn that I ever got 'jomo at all ! "
"Why ? "
" 'Why ! ' mlmlcke.1 Tompklns , "you over
give mo fltiothei1 marketing list and you'll
find out why ! "
"I guess I'm apt to find out , anyhow. "
"I guces so , too , for why under heaven
couldn't you gel cranberries out here ? I
doubt If I've got a dozen left of the Iwo
quarls I was Tool enough to buy , for the
bag they \vero in burst and they dribbled
out all the way to the train and "
"Why , Will Tompklns ! "
"Yes , and tfio Iwo dozen lemons I was
fool enough to buy Just because you had
them on thn list , broku loosa from the bag
they were m and rolled out Just when I
was In the mlddlo of a street crossing and I
didn't care to pick thorn no for fear I'd be
crushed by the crowd and the teams , and
I didn't get but two of them and they're all
over mud and "
"Why , W11V Tompklns ! "
"And If you ever wheedle -me Into buying
another roast of beef and lugging it homo
in my arms you'll know it ! It was raining
llko fury when I came out of the market
with that beef nnd the paper around It
got wet and peeled off and then I was streak
ing through the slrects with nine pounds of
uncovered , bloody , raw beef under my arms.
Got my hands all over blood until I looked
Itko an escaped murderer ! I'd of flung the
blamed beef Into the street If It hadn't cost
so much , and "
"I'm sorry , dear , and "
"You'll be sorrier If you ever ask me to
lug home a dozen eggs again ! I put them
Into my overcoat pocket and somebody
Jammed tip against me and there they are
In one big , nasty , cold omelet In my pocket ,
and "
"O , Will ! "
"You'll say 'O , Will' when you look Into
the other overcoat pocket , for I put Into It
that blamed bottle of pickled gherkins you
wanted and I slipped on the shiny pave
ment and banked up agalnsl a lump-post
and smashed the bottle all to pieces and
then I had to go through the streets with
a lot of vinegar dribbling from my coat
pocket and all over my clothes , and I "
"It was too bad ! "
"And when I fell I flung the roast of
beef about ten feet Into the air , and It hit
a woman In the bock and glanced off Into
the mud puddle , and she said I was no gen
tlcman , and threatened to have me arrested ,
and right In the middle of It a man came up
with six links of sausage dangling from the
end of his cano and said , with a fiendish
grin : 'You dropped them , sir. ' I'd have
denied It , but he Ip.ld them across my arm
and went off giggling llko a fool , and I "
"Oh , excuse me , Will , , but I can't help
laughing. "
"I'll bet , hy George , that you don't get
a chance to laugh at mo again soon for the
same cau oi I've done my last marketing.
You say 'iridrket' to mo again , and I'll take
the first traln , for Oklahoma , where I can
get a divorce for less than this cussed mar
keting bout lias cost mo ! I'll bo ready for
supper when I get some of the mud and blood
end cgs and vinegar off of me ! Ketch me
going to market again ! "
A THRIFTY I'MJIXX. '
KIMTKJnnil KiitfrprlNr of an Okla
homa .School < ; li'l.
In 1S92 the "Scgcr" school was built In
Oklahoma torrllory , among a colony of Clioy-
cnnes and Arapahoes , considered among the
wildest , most backward and mon-progrcfeslvo
of all Indians. Fortunately the superintend
ent of the new school , Mrs , John Segor , had
already gained their confidence In another
capaclly , so that when they were asked lo
put their children in school they uald that
they would , JIB soon as they were weaned ,
And they carried thlrf out literally.
Many Incidents are told Illustrating the
splendid work which has already been accom
plished directly and Indirectly by the school ,
for often the Influence in the community Is
equal to the actual amount of education
within the school walls.
Ono of the girl pupils , who entered the
school whc-n it was opened , has had nulto a
remarkable record. Having no previous edu
cation and leaving her really tivago homo
for the first time , she has demonstrated
what education Is doing and will do for the
red mso. There Is a system In nearly all
the government Indian schools by which
those pupils who are both Industrious and
frugal may earn money In the sowing room ,
o.i the farm or In some ono of the Behoofs
other Industrial departments. Of course thU
must bo outside of their regular work. This
young girl , after taking a regular course- an
a scholar , was Judged capable of filling a
salaried position. In the course of a short
tlmo eho filled not one , but several , and
worked In the sowing room besides. Out
of her tavlngs she bought a wagon , harnrc ,
team , orgen , bedroom set and a getting jr.a-
chine , all In view of her prospective mar
riage fo a young Indian to whom ube V.CLI
'ngaged ' , and when they were married nho
took enough savings ulth her to build a
nest borne ! All thin was accomplished In
: hreo years' time.
Oilfl
The following notice In displayed In n hotel
Norway : "Hath ! Klrxt-chitH bath. Can
anylisdy get. Tushuath. Warm nnd cold.
Tub-bath utrl shower bath. At any time.
Except Salurdjy , Hy two hours forbore. "
\nd tbla Is the notlc-o that wan posted up
recently In nit itrt exhibition In Toklo ,
. Japan : "Vlsllors are mjueHlcil nt thfl en-
I trance to nhow tlrketu for Inspection. Tick
ets are chiirged 10 conn und 2 eon * , for the
i-.pecl.il nnd common respectively. No visitor
who IH mad or Intoxicated Ix allowed lo
enter In , If nny ponton found In Hlull bo
claimed to retire No vlnliur IH allowed In
carry In with himself any parcel , timbre llu.
Htlclt. and the llko kind , except hla pursi- ,
nnd I * strictly forMd ici to tuko nlthln
lilmwlf dog , nr tha sarno kind cf lii-'iKtu.
VU'tor ' U requested tr > tuke food care of
himself from thlc\ex. ! "
rnoi nor ins iucoiti ) .
Sketchy llltd.
V.-
Lady I nm going to give n ball , and I want you to polish thin lloor. Do
you thoroughly understand your business ?
Polisher Well , rnadnmo , you Inquire at the Major's , up the etrcot. On
his ballroom floor , the last party ho gavo.slx people broke their lega before
12 o'clock , nnd an old gentleman broke his nock down the stairs. It was
I , madame , who polished that lloor and staircase !
i : . .vI.N.SULT. .
ininch.
Grandmama ( to the boys , arrived for a week's visit ) So , ray dears , a
that nasty old leather football of Uncle Prank's Is too dangerous for y
I have made this nice now worsted ono for you to play with Instead.
NlKBardly Farmer's Daughter Come in to your porridge , John. The
are drowning themselves In the milk.
John Nao fear. They'll wiulo thro' It. /
N. P. D , What ! Duo yo mean tao Bay ye dlnna get enough milk T
John Oh , ny ; plenty for the i or rldgo.
MCVI'JII UO\'J'i.NTi :
rrom PIck-Me-t'p.
Vicar I wish \ had your cuthuslaom , my boy |
Boy I wlah I had yuur ukutca. .