WIIITNIiYOXWESThRNSPOlll1 Harper's Wrokly Expert Reviews tlie Situation Oritiwilly , MISSOURI VALLCY AMATEUR ATHLETICS < > | i | > nlllnti nlvi-n nn In- u ; tin * Olixlni i'li'w In III * < ) iTronii- lit I ln > I uf Onliloor > | i rl . Caspar II Whitney will present In the next Itsuo of Harpfr's Weekly a very thorough artlrlo on "The Athletic Need of the Ml - iiourl Vnlltj " Prom advance proofs of this article the /allowing Is furnished. In the HKiln his criticisms aocm fair. Had the article been written on November 30 instead of September 30 Mr. Whitney could hn\e ndded considerable evidence to the Indlct- nulit o pa in st. the Kansas university foot ball turn. Ho cites several Instances or vidatlon of the amateur code of cthlca by that tcoiu In the ( ) lalng of old players. Oca wonders what he would have said had be been at Kansas City vv'.icn Mosse , the big guard , war taken from the game against the Medical university eleven , and In his foot ball pants wuro found great pieces of lion. Or what he would have said when ho learned that Coarh Woodruff of that team said that such a practice wax all right and would bo : omimui1ed by any competent foot La 11 critic ? The article , nearly In Us entire form. Is itoroduced heiowltb. N.iturtlly the Missouri vnlley Is not ntb- Ictlt'iillj Inclln il , unil although tlu-ro arc live busv , prjsp.'rous c-ltlcs on tlie il\er e'ounull IlluilH , Omiihn , St Joseph , Kansas City , St. Ixiuls and uinli | > upiiortitnlty for wpoit ot cver > ilPHc-rlptlon In point of fact there Is ICM ' of It than In any other p.irt of tno I'li'ted ' Btntes vvborp Mlmllnr fnellltli-s ofToi The iclatlon or pbjslcl.il cilltuiu to u MU ( - cmsful life. tliL- modern Inturpi edition of iiiftis HIIIIU In urpore sunu , bus al > 3oltitel > no tiKiiiili hiicn for the avi-r.igL' .MltHuiu lui Hu Is liicllni'il to vlrw all time Hpcnt awa > from the "itoie" .is wasted , and to look upon pti > slc.il telaxatlons of anv kind as soiiii'thlni ; to be put a lile with Hi-liooUlaja nnd marhlus I Hh.ill alw.iys remombiT my Hrst encoun ter vvitn Mistourliin InioliM IIILO of liealthttil H | > il It followed upon in ) I'lidivivoiH to organize n toboggan chili ( in one of I hue I'ltlus , when- I was wlnttrln about ton yeius > IKO ) , and to i ilsienutiiih moni'y to build a.H'.lilf It took two months of 1011- tlnlloiisUitul most Impoi tunate rffjrt to ui- KiinlJ'.caliolul ) and to ral e thu $ MD ) nerd- Mil for ItM 6qulpmi nt The .slide ( umplotuil , ami th' oxbllnr.'itluii of the spoil Known , however , there v. is not a i-luli member who fulled to uv Ml hlm elf of nls Htock privl- le'rfe'i. TTO MI'-xjiirl in Is further pi one to musiur | ruling in an ilinoiplu ro that Is all rorlilildliiK ami coiiimi-ii-l.il. but moio of tin tbnn nut In' Is it In irt one of the li st ot follows , nnd when his Ideas coiu'ei nlliK the utlili-M of M > oit aio ck.n , amoiiK the most loyal of sj.oilsmon. He tiiinod .ils face against the modern nthlctle inovemtiitvhcn llrst It t inched the .Ml-jsouil vnlloy , he scotilecl the Idea that system ttlc tialnlng of ttio nitisolos Icoi'iH tin- brain cleai and clean anil tin- bod.v hiMlthful and vlr.oiDUS , ho denounced foot bill as brut.il. .mil the blc-jelo no pro- el ilmed .IK \ihlile of the dovll This vva about ulglit jc-ats .igo and oven no moro thin tlitoi' > oarti nco In yoino Mcctloiih foi thpio ne curt.iln pirls of thl.illey where moil , in id * , is fall upon Mullo .soil and vvhc-io llnii-honoiiid pruludlc-es aie upheld with nnoiiltuicil pel tin ic-lty. Only U\o ye.ns ago a slttf li Islamicwnose sympatli > with aesthetic piogioHs leaehed no fiutlic-i Hi in It tonceinc-cl the most fattening feed foi hoKH dlseiisxcd a I iw prohibiting fool bill , .in I voiild hue in id" such a one but foi tin lad that the Slule university eleven bad t.i.it reason bei n soundly tinunc Jd b\ n s'lstor st itc tinlvoislty leim , and the hon oitihle cdiu jtlonul number : * tlnusjil It best to poitpano i roscilptlun of tbo tf.ime until \lctoiv losteit vslth tin ir unlvoiitlt > teim Hut this doji not stand for enlightenment ilt the \iilh \ has made Its vv.i > blovvly , It Is true , but much tasloi than one vv juld Imvo HUP r - in cd , taking Into eon-lderatlon tiho innount of li oii } to tin Mn.iiiro nilio. MUsour. v illc-y bo > ' ) who have ono east to collito have bn litjht b u-K the lo = soiis ot Whole some spit loirnod at Ino alma matei i , and eiihttfin men who hive accepted west ern eolliB-1 l > rolcs"iishlp * ba\o planted the prod of w boh some j-port That this seed ling- has not Imjilabl } has Indeed , onlj oic isloiiallj levviiidod the solleltuile with v. blob It was phi n ted and tno onio bestowed upon Hi oirlv nourishment Is not to lij"ac cepted In token of fallnie. nor could jin\- lous jirlde ilvi way to dlsconrarement and ch iiiln. Tli it tbeic Is any amateur tpoit In the MiSHoiiri \ illej attest.s the gie.it lium.iii Intel < rst and benellcence In the modern ntn- loilc movomeiil , vshlch Is too stiong to fili held back by piovlni-lal piejuillce ; that iiomi * . most , of the poi t Is wholesome If duo to the mill iKgliif ; Interest and dibits Ifof the nujoiltv of Ameiliaii boys. 1 he ofU oi , inl7i'il uiniiteiii poit of the Missouri \allcy was vij picpiil > at the colleges ' but , vci > Impiopcrly , It was not of n whole some character Tiose won- the dajs of the Kansas , Itulcnr nt'ilaBbbiun colb . < ; ' tilaiigiilnr league which liotan In I\S ! > and , 1 believe , cx- ttiuKd to 1VJ , vvben It was mice-ceded b > the liesdit foil -OJi i in-red lo.muo , which Is iiumbeud by the sute unlvci.sltlcs of Kan sas. .Missouri , Nebraska and Iowa. The titaniul- i IIMKIIC eoiu-c-incil Itsoll mar. v.l.h the \\lniiliiK of font ball games tb. i with tbo liiiiluntliK | ) of a Healthful .srlilt Teums wcie. In uoiiroiiuence , got toKother with tin main puipos. of winning Kolol } In \ltvv ] ' ikei unlveisity , being left out Inor III ? fom-coinoied It-ague , .set out as u tlee laiii-o In isl'l ' with a.s titioug a team as OfIt total dlaniiurd of the ethics of am.itmr .spoil v. 'Hid p ° imlt , and defeated about every cb-ven em ounleiod. The folowlnt your the faculty of ll.ilor ttnlvoMllv IK.T- Iii'tuatod Homn oharnc'oi ' Istlcally .Mlssouil vallev k i"litlon by fuiblddliiK foot hull lu st id of fiappluK ) with the pi ) -inloii.illsiii that llulr own connivance In thu beginning nnd Indlffi lencc toward the last had per mitted , even cnoouraKod , to thrive. Ot thd Itimniiv Hake i clovnu - have not h nrd tin- end cvon to till * day. It has left Its piofesNlonnl tinll In widely 8 ° -uatpcl i dlMtrlctij and Iboio has been mich | ilHtuib- nntv' In collt-ue athletic circles nt illffcietil times bc'iaupe of name of Its best plavers. Athl lie uctlvilj In Hi JIl-HOUli valUy Is ronllmd almost exoluslvoly to the colli-Kos U Is an IIIUHtiatiin of the lack of sporting s-l.lrlt In thlH hcctlun Hint thcieIs not one iitblullc club deseivbiK mention as n me0 [ liilioicr In the caut-o of honest amat tii upoit. KiiiHUH CIi > and St. JoHeph havi- 1K > athletic club ul1 any di < crltln | , though cacib IUIH a thorouKhlv apprei luted Vouiu ; Mon's Cbllftttiji AuHCclntioii nyiiiiiaHliini which heio does tb j"od woik for tbo montiil and muiul welfare of JOUIIK men .lull do n wlieiever It Is loiatod. Omnha pre tends to an uthc-tlc ! club , tint It Is haidl > hfaid of at' home , much Itss abi mil. St I.ouls has .sh.imcfullj abused Its op- porlunltlet ) . H ban had two t-xcellent clubs within live > eais and both panned Into ntliliitlo deca > beiause their olllclnls vvcio wniitllig In g. indue wnoloooniii amateur npli It nnch at ono time held gameH and WIIH well .support , il , onu bad a handKonie club lioiiHt- and fni a time ombitod the Sunday " .sporting" element , the other was dDiiilnnU'd fiom the very boclnnliiK by the nnd Iiotli full Into dlegr.ie ; among tne right j > ort of people beuitihe of It. An effort Is now malvliiK to icvlvo one of these c-HibM , ( jut inr.e n tla- Sunday sportlii' ; clement Is c.iHt out , success will not rovvurd Its njion- BI rs , KniiK.iH Clt > IHIH novei had nn athletic club , to my Know ledge , though It linn fol lowed the lend of IU olili-t rival down the- liver nnd pstnbllsbed n country club wltb n very excellent golf link of nlno boles Kan.i.iH City , too , IUIH just Indulged In Its Hist lioi show wbli-li VV.IH most credita ble affair In quality nf exhlbllii und quantity of exhibitors nnd - xtu-ctutorH. Her e slows nie no novelty In Mlspouil , liowevcr , for the Htnte liohlH I know not how many f.ilia dnr- IIIR the year , nt vvblcb lioro Is the chief ntlnietlon und prlnclpil topic of conversa tion. Besides , ever ) other Mtatiotirlan loves n good horse nnd knovvx ine when , ie HCPH It , Still horse Hhows on thn modern plan aie new In Kansis City , nml peihaps they miRpcat n new era In xport generally , I doubt , howevir. If nrhletlo cltilw will thrive at KiinsiiH Clt > , Omaha or St. Jo- for Bt-vernl icurB to come , oi , to be Homewlmt more drllnlte , until the Kchoola have developed sulilclnit nthletlo Into cat to mnUc uci clubs pnsul' ' ) ! ? If the coming live years mark tbo pronu-jH In this dl- recllm re-coidcd In the hint live then within that time may we look for the establish ment of such clubs. I somntlmcs thlnVc It \vould be well for the cause of nmntciir Bport vvi-ip there let bu no nthletlo clubs until a clearer conception of Its ethics Is Mini by the clns of men usually responsi ble for their orK-iinlrntlon , The clulm at uresent In rvUti > nce vvhlcli miy : bo said not D bo a positive mcniii-i ) to healthful fort \ niu HO few that they may be counted on thu lingers of onu hand However , that will nil bo hottei'd by-and-by. Mtiintlmc the popular conciptlon of tbo cthlca ofMinnleur Murt IH growing clt-urcr and more vvholc- xrimo. One muut miiko the complete ! tour of tbero I'nltrd Slut's , a I twlc ? liavr , to rcully atipreclxto t > ie Knit Impr vinent. or I uttouM say the treat upread of Knov.l- [ IK on tlki.i mibj'-et In thd la * ' h iif dir.itt luihoiiKh nlhleMp i Inl.s In Ih' MlMonrl Miliiy nri nn liir < in f-fiiPiitlMl | fm tor in thr nthlotliHltmitlon , yt-l then-nrp iimny tPiiniH nnd tniub pl > otitufile ( lip c-ntlrvm In NPml brirku , MlHsoiirl nnd lown , but ( xirili-ulHrly In Knnttns Within the piKt t o ycnrs Ihi- > v ( r-prpiwnt rivalry bi-iwrpn tovvnn of the minejitme nnd the unwin * sporting uplrit. ImVf mullril In the urn miration of town foot ball clevi-lm nnd Imsc ball nlnt-s , which hav < pi.ijrd on > niiothur not. however. In any pnprrlnl ord-r oi under any IpnRiif's Hii plcp . Thene ienmn are not profoiinionnl . , they prptpnil to Ho niimtetir , anil nie sto fi.r thf most pirt. The b na tide resident * of the town nr depfiided upon to sutiply tie tPiim with ciindidateii , but the custom of pcrsuudlnB nn expert to tem- porury re-Mdenro U not untisinl efpcelnlly If the liume talent falls to equal MP'etnIhoi tlons nnd the rlvnlry runs high The e tennis iitpnrently ) owe nlle liincp to no usI. zoclntlon ; they follow the phiylnx rules of thev - .strn colliges , hut th'tr ctblcM uro Individual , nnd to the eastirn m I nil , tttilquc. The reed of these sc.ioolH nnd the nciM tbrniiKhout the collegi's of the .Missouri vnl ! < y Is much cloaer fuciilty supei vision In Home Insl.inces , imd In otherH hon MI faculty Intention. It Is n fact f-nt Home faculties In this section hnve deliberately lived thi'lr foot lull initns as u nipalia of advertising thr-lr colleges It la entirely true , nnd nbundnnt evidence supports Inc Htntcnipiit , thut some of the college presi dents consider the winning of their team paramount to the health of the K.IIIIO or to tin- ethics of the te'im's personnel. The rivalry between lUnto colleces and between colleges of the same state is very ke'ii This Is not to sny thill the ethlrs of csl iitblotu-s In this section are Kenernlly bad. The reverse IH tine , since Ibcy are f encr.xlly quit" KJod. I'ncb one of the four slulp iinlvpralllea hits made strenuous efforts to belter Its Hport nnd clear Us athletic nt- mospht'ie of Impurities , and eiicli bus had a priitlfylng degree of siiccuss. Nevertheless. evidence Is every now and again forthcom ing of a Inxltv of faculty supervision , which in nulls of Hie return of ono ot man foot bill plttvcrn on very easy terms for them. Sometimes the Inducement comes from locnl iiliimnl , Hometlmes It comes as the result of a Htibserliulon which the locil trnd'cnieii without co'.lcKe alllllatlons and the local aliiiiTnT w'lnVoiit etlVlcal"a' > n e' lm\t- jointly rnlHi-d. Sne-h maneiivi-rlng Is not the rule , but the exception , which proves that occa- alons d3 nrltu when more rcsolutj oppoil- lion by fnculllcs would be timely nnd hene- Tlie duty of high school principals and of colli-Ke fiicultles In the Mlssouil valli v Is plainly nmrked out. It Is to stop t' se lapses Into profcsslot allsm , and to educate tlulr pupils along the lints of nonc-st iimn- te-nr sort | ntblcal Ignorance Is dense and widespread , and must be enlightened If tin- Htnndaril of amateur spori In the .Mlssouil vatlpy Is to reach tKil inlsed , a little fnither ( MHt. at the Iu idliw unlversltl s of thu middle wist The Iowa colleges app ir lo have maintained tbo hlqbi-n Bland. ml of UIOM * In Hie Missouri \aliev s.cllon , and Ihe only leim to h.ivcbeon fiom llrst to last above ciltlclsm Is that of the Has-keU Indian tc-.iool , which puts fortber > goad te-iinis In both base bill nnd , foot bill Tinmosi notable Impiovcmi-iit in nie 1 > > 111 = colleges of this BPctlon since my Insl vlsll. iwo years ago , Is In the now almost ( .eiieial .iliinilonment of the pine-tire of plivliiK co.ithi-s us icgnlnr members of Hi- ( .ollege foot ball teams. A limit rule of four yours bits nlso been maiKb > the col- liKts of the foiir-cortipiod state leimio Both lic-so lilies are filrlv well rcspocted The mosl Important uilc , however , to heiilthfill college snoit-l. u. . a sohularshlp st.imhud which uthletes must malntiln to bi > eligible to an > tentn Ins nit > ot been adopted. This and a one jc-ar's residence till" an- sorely needed , cspecl'illy wnoie sueb an Institution Is to bo encotiutoied as the I'nlveislty i.Mi-dlcal rollogo of .Mis ouil The ' 97 eleven of this college Is tin extreme illustration of the course of spoi t In this section , white faculty supei vision Is lax , m , as In this case , eiitlrolv wanting On the team I H.HV wore Holler and Te'iil'i ' ton , both professionals , as is well known In the went And liiil Met , tuo of Iself , Is nn- olhcr Illustration of faetiltv tolcianoc- . line .iro tliosp ivvo men , we-11 Vnown to hiive coichod foi money , and to bo what we of the east call foil ball loundeis , and jot they me permitted to phi > without n vvoid of protest Horn any one of Hie Ho\onl Mlssouil valley college picsldcnls who pio- fiss much eaincstness In their wisa to i.ilse the seii"i il athletic tone. The lippiosslon 1 ti-lnlti most vlvldlv aa tbe result of my piescnt visit to the .Mis souri vnlloy Is the evident and piesslnfj de sire tint the teams b' ( ibovi- nil ) winning one * This desire , so urgent tbat It I ) comes llrst Intention , sweeps ttrouKh the tiwn. ilinniil , undorginduatcs , and , except vv.'ioio Us numbers are most resolute , through t' ' > . i.uultlos It Is ovbU-iucd larKolj in th ictuin of old players , and In the effort- . made to sr-curu tlu-lr iititin. And this Is iippuont at some unlvrisltios wh ° re , I a-n convinced , the genoial trend Is , whole-some , pud the faculty desirous of milntalnlng neiiithfitl spart. Kansis unlvei'lty for in- htance , l..ns a piesldent who It- fully In sym- nnth\ with clc in sport , and works contin uously In that direction. But whether lie Is outvoted In the faculty or outwitted I bv Tliunnl and tbo undertiiaduates. It is a fact Hint too many old plajeis lettirn to Kan sas apinrentlj for foot ball at least such Is t.io Imprisslon Kl\en by the exploitation if men like OnlneH and Hammlll , G.ilnes pHjo.1 In ' ! 12 and ' 91 'with ' Baker , ' ! ) ! he- loft college 'if. pi iycd for K insa * . ' % ho settled In business , and now In 9. , bo Is back again at Kaiibas. ll.immlll ! pbijed ' ! > 3 and ' 91 vltb Kansas , In 'ill he Joined the notorious Ottawa Athletic club ! ' , > 'i nc ii-turned to Kansas , and In % tapt lined tl'var lty eleven. At the open ing of the pie oiit yeni thoiei vvc-ie no old , plnjcis tutiirned , whereupon Woodiuff ( e\- ri-niisylvanla guard and present K-xnst.i- i o ipb ) sot forth on a recruiting taur , ami n turned with about ha'f a dozen of the old men Na c inon of the ethics ofport imi > have boon violated In all this , but II looks sti'-'pioloUF ' , and , | Ahat Is > ot more i.iprohenslb'e. It oxeits a tiuly dc moralizing Inlliienco on .Missouri valley college aport. Of the quality of foot ball and bis < > ball , It Is much Improved , although coiHderabl ) below the jjride iilayed at Chlcigo an I Jllcbltraii unlvoisltles. Base ball does not atlr.iclo much as fool ball , and track at ill lies draw but littlescner.il attention Hai h of tbt. four stale universities h is a Hi Id-day , but there Is no poner.il meeting. Tlie font bill Is too fiequently tin- rough I. o , slugging Is too prominent In. Important ir ime . This Is bc- i-insu of the ciudlt.v of the playeis and the lack of decision on the part of the umpires Oood olIlclnlK nreorv haul to set. and poor olMclil ire plentiful and demoralizing. 1 Ispuli.s off the field of plav nro giatlfy- ItiRly Infrequent , bchcdiiles nnd discussions > ever rnlos belli ? settled well In advance. nsA most healthful condition. Ilcally t o sltiiitlon In the MI'Fourl vnlley Is nn si liope-ful , but It cannot rivm iln ht.illonai v. nitlur It imust change for heir < ivoivo , If Iho faculties continue Indlftcrenl or Impotent , or It imiist Improve Imnionsur- ibly If the faculties and school prlnelp lUt exert authority and Inllueiue authorltj to Insist on t-omo 11001104 ! revision of rults mil their enforcement , Inlluenco lo insllll mln bLiitlmetit of sport foi its own Bake. \sr 11x1,7 ] AM > f'nosiMiii'y. ; KhiK < > f ( iiniK-N Si-oiiiM In lln ; < - lUt It OPT .Mlh " ( Inieiiiiiil. . " It Ii becoming very apparent that the gen eral Impetus that has recently been acquired b\ business enterprises Is extending to base ball and tluit the season of 1S9S will be one of ( he most notnble In the history of the game. Prom evorj quarter come assurances of cxtMordlnary Interest in base ball arid - falis and base ball organizations are extend ing and mulHplvIng In a manner that prom- IrcH a verltn.lile boom In this department mof out of door sport While base bill may still be classed as a sport It Is none thu less a lecoznlzcd and legitimate business enter prise It Is governed by the same condi tions which Inlluenco other business pursuits and nn thct > e depends In a large meabure the question of profit cr 10 = 3 ? The most siib- sianilal support Uiat base ball clubs receive ! comc-3 from the business element of the com munities that they entertain. When business men arc bard pressed and when men are un. omplojfd or working for reduced salaries the most astute management cannot keep the pate receipts up to a profitable figure This has been abundantly demonstrated during the last two or three years and the fact has been distorted In some quarters 4o Indicate that the game was losing its place In popular regalii ! and that It must sooner or later bo succeeded by some popular form ot athletics Hut the error of this conclusion ls now ap parent. As opportunities for employment have multiplied Interest In the game hag been renewed In localities where It had ap parently disappeared and new organizations are bprlnglug up with the most gratifying prospects of success. While the magnates of the big leagues are anticipating an especially profitable season the most significant feature of the situation Is the gicat Interest that Is being developed In minor leagues This U In evidence In al- u.ost every state In the union and scarcely a week paxsea which dors not chronicle a forward irovement along this line. Doth the New England and Southern leagues are con sidering thn aSOHIon of two new cities to make an eight club le-aguu a mil the step teems to bo warranted by the situation , The Southern league piopoaes to take In Augusta and MootKMii'ry , vvbllu Lowell and -Manches ter are candidates for admission to the Now Unelaud cigaultatlpri , The New York State league In an assured fact , with a member- fihil > ce-mpokeil of enju.of | tto | hustling towns In tie central part Jirilhor state , and a nalarr limit of J900 or Jl.OOO. The SlIeM n THE OMAMA DAILY HISIQt HtfMAY ) , .lANMfAHV ti , IHDH , IOHRUO | v III tihilnuhlnlly lie merged Into n more prt'etillou * niRitnlrAtlnn li whlth . * < Innw ; llty city nint Port Huron will Join will ) j tiOiKloii nuelpli n > l > Hamilton 1o form All IniprnaMonnt lfniue Propft-lii for it Tcxnn league art nnld to bo promMlng , nnd even In Florida | | there In an excellent prospfr-t tlirtt n league . _ ; will ! H > orKnnltPd Thp mine eontllc8i \ tlons , obtain In a dwpn other Mate * In vhlrh } { the prosper ) ! * for mioco fiil hi no hnll on .1 small se.ile nre tempting managers to beginet the vvcrk of organisation. . The prospects for SumMy bi o b-tll In New Vork hive decidedly Im.iroved anil It l now leertod ' that the ucfplo I" that city who , i have ' to work six day * In the week will boi ( allowed Hie opportunity to enjoy a couple of1 I hours of recreation on Sunday. If this proves ' I. ! to . bo correct the question of Sunday b.ise jbill : In the N'utlccMl league will be oractlrnlty settled There Is no doubt that Ilroiltlyn will follow the example of Manhattan and Sunday Ramos next season would RO far to cut down the $ . .0.000 deficit ! the nnanccs of the club. Omaha Is still on the anxious scat < ii Mr as Its prospective mcmborahlp In the Western teJguo Is concerned The widely quoted rumor ! that Anson was to go to St. l < otilo has received no official confirmation nnd Is entitled to no more credence thin the usual ni-n of winter gossip. In fact It Is not credible that the Chicago management would allow Anscn to go 'o ' another National league city unless there h a decided , change In the sltuntlcn and the promise of Von tier Ahc's retirement Is another of thone bewhlskorcd chestnuts that Iws been sprung BO repeatedly Hal ' tie one icgards It as worth believing The more reliable authorities Insist that If TlAl Anscti leaves Chicago It will be to take charge of a Western league club In Omaha nnd whether thla turns out to bo the best guess or not It Is good enough to be held InJO happy anticipation until there Is sonic tool reason for hying It on the shelf JOM Meantime Omaha seems to have nothing else to * do but to prsscss Itself In sub patlcnco is oosslble while the magnates work out the problem. MPIIH | > limit * . St. IouU has traded Hilly Hart with IMtts- burg for Pitcher Hughey and $1.800 In c'isti A deal Is reported between Kansas City cod Qulncy for the exchange at Ulll Kinsman or rrlsblc. President Young Is said to have 250 appli cation * on nie for positions as umpires In t'Jc National league. Hilly Baker , who balls from Canada , Is the litest addition to the pitching aggregation of the Hock ford club. An eight-club league las been oiganbcd In Ohio with a schedule lasting from May 1" > to September 1 The salary limit Is placed at ? rjO ( ) a month. Hreltensteln Ins made only ono homo run since ho began playing professional ball 1i 1 Meekln wao the victim , vvhcti ho was pitch i- ing for Washington. The New York club , after tucking away a big surplus In the treasury , had enough money left to declare n G per cent dividend on the caolt-il stock of ? 230,000. The question of a post-season scries be tween the le-idlng clubs of the Eastern and Western Icigues Is , being seriously discussed U has boon a more or less unsettled question which of theno organisations is entitled to precc-deiico and It is contended that nothing bi t an actual contest can settle It sitls- factoillv. > iii : < ; n KOWIYK covriiovnusji > . IletMCM-u Yitle- mill Cor- 111-11 ( l > III * 'KOIIIMV ' Oil. During the coming week negotiations looU- I'lig ' toward a boat race next spring to be participated In by the 'varsity crews of Co- nell. Yale and Harvard will be renewed They were susncnded during the Christmas lecets of the students of nicsc universities What the outcome will be Is merely con jecture. Yale has emphatically expressed Its preference lor the New London course and Cornell has jurct as emphatically declared It self against that course. The latter would lirobibly be generally conclcn.ned for cpro.- 1ns : the choice of Yale were It not for the f'ct that Itvon the Intercollegiate chaailon- shlp last spring Airopos the contro\ets > now being waged In this natter tlie following letter frcm a prominent athletic advisei of Cornell unl- \eisltv to the E'.iortins ; editor of The Bee Is of aomo interest. It Is us follows : "I read jour article in Tbo neo of December 20 and it's Round , except tlat Harvard should noi bo linked with Yale Harvard's atlltude toward us Is entirely different fiom Yale's Yale by the way , has merely expressed In the challenge Its natural prefciences. I don'l see much use In Jumping en it for tl at and In Impugning Its motive , although we maj suspect an ulterior design Nor do I see any reason whj we should not quietly coirect Its as3utritlons by Indicating our preference too. J'HaiuT-d , on the other hand , iias chal lenged us , without naming time or place iOur relations with Haivard for the last few years have been very pleasant In all branches and It has given us the most satiGf'ictor ) private assuianccs for the future. Wo have eveiy reason to distinguish between Harvard - vard and Yale In this nutter. That the u.idergruduatcs of bolh institutions are drift 'tig toward the dual league Idea again Is bu nuluial , but I do not think that Harvard will be permanently snared Into It. Of counic Yale gets most of t'ae yrestlge out of it. We shall take up the matter again next week The delay in the negotiations Is caused bv us. ciot by Yale. " \\'e look for a good base ball season here In the Biir'ng. Harvard , Princetcci and I'enn sylvanla are all to play In Ithaca and 1 hope that wo maj capture two out of the three games " The announcement' that * Edward Hinl-ci Ten Ryck would coter the ilcnl > < I dopartmeril of the Uiilveisily ot Pennsylvania has set the carping crltlc.9 to writing Innumerable sciDEds agaloFt the athletic policy of tint In- st'J iitkn Theio criticisms In tie main arc to the effect that the yoiiR champion amateur curs in c cf .bo world 'has ' had iro't ; Induce me'it'j offered him to enter Pccnsjlvanl'i , am will probabl } pull the stroke oar and captain the next season's 'vaisltj ciow there. No facts aio ret forth to prove the fairness o these criticisms , but the la'ter are morel ) sent out from New Ivnglnd college towns foi what they are vvoith These critics shouli look up the athletic i tiles pievalling at the University of Pennsylvania. iAs a matter o fair hhould > oung Ten Kjck c-.Her the Quaker university ho will not be eligible for the 'vatslty crew next season and will not row a t'tioko or at any cither position in the boat It Is prcbablo tb'i : Ten Hjck will aga'n go to Henley ta defend lilu claim tothe pos sesalon of the diamond flculls , emblematic o the amateur sculling championship of the world. If lie Eh on Id crohs the p&ciil while a student at the dental school of the University of I'civnsylvatiU.ithero would seemingly be m Impropriety In nli < wearing thu colors of alia university. A . for his entrance Into tin American Intercollegiate bout races. The Hei i < i. ' a Btateil mat sucli an event is Impossible. | j Kn If It were there Is no reason why Hie | howl of proTst should arlco from Harvard. Yale and Princeton. The latter lias tie pan In aquatic matters. Neither Harvard nor Yale IH likely to meet the crcvv ot the Uni versity of Pennsylvania , At the presen' ' w riling It seems probable that Pennsylvania's only boat rotes will ho with Cornell and Columbia , and as long as these universities do not object to the presence of Ten IJyck en tlio IVmiBjlvanln crow It Is hard to see why three Institutions not the least bit ron- ceroed shauld push Into the ijamc. W.io dealt them any carJe , anyway ? WHIST AMI TIIOSi : WHO I'lY IT. l.i-ml of tliu rourtli Ili-Nl mill fur .Suit blruiiKlh. The balance o ( power In whist should bo held by the principle of common < ? aneo , and rules observed to excess arc llttlo better than no rules at all The precepts general ! ) observed however , are sufllclcntly exhaustive to satisfy the average pla > er In hid de lro to adhere to rule. Following are a few tech nical notes used for the Information of the parlcor. Holding queen , jack , nlno , eight seven , six , In a plain suit , most authorities advise the lead of the fourth best , the eight Drajeon loids queen from queen , Jack and any four smaller. Potter IcaiU queen from queen , Jack and any three smaller , also from nny two smaller , unless the fourth best or smallest Is a rcvcn or higher. In trumps most authorities advlc-o the lead of the eight , but Work advices ( he lead of the queen Cvcn In a plan suit ho Inclines to lead queen late In thu hand , but suggests thai although the question Is a ckae one. It Is tetter to open originally in the usual way , wli'i ' Ihr fi'nilli In t wln-ii tin IK 1 1 - < H 101 ft 1 i < f Hi li i r 5vp curd * hrid" ! by | IHP'I Jick filn" t ktoif queen and two mtviHrr not Inr Jnrk IT ten , mofly pMy > p ntf no IM thp fourth brut Thr e > , ivi > ntlifii l i piny In Iho kl- ! to dhow four < rd The 1 conlilnntlon I ? a vpry .iwlctftrrt onj to op . , nnd If flomp other pl yi oppm th- * ut ! the ch s ! nets of making thp klnR und quren ate very much improvpl St.irnc * mikes no met. tlon of the rest of the hand , but It In proba01 bio tlat the fourth best opening Ix only when the hind con m In ? trump strength or coinblatlort9 favorable to be led up to In all thp nulls Holding king queen. Jack and at least two smaller , the IMC ! Is the jirk to show five or moro carffl. Whether thp Jark wins or K-aes tho-next lead nhould be the king to show fiveexactlv. . the queen I to show six or more neglancrs cinnot be | brought to understand the "fol'ow" until tht > > have lest ir/uiy tricks to crafty ad- vertarlM. If It Is understood that the leader , when Ills jack wins , jumps to the conclusion that his partner has the ncc and consequently quently aiwavj follows the wliinlng jack with a small card , -in mherjarv who ho'.cte nee , ten and one or more,1 calmly allows the jack to win , nnd then plajs the ten to thu probable ruin of the loatfcr's'1hand. ' In accounto of matched 'We frequently see tral such and such a. club "plavod ' ho regular long stilt game < w UK ft His. " or the "modified game with frllls'otc. Now , what are frills ? Thc y are no > 'mentlcned ' In joy of the bosks on whLst Why ? Simply be cause their name is Iculcti , anJ a book on frills would ccuMIn many pages and would so ocfudille tbo braid pf iiuhlolora that Ht would do moro harm .hnniKoc < l. Some frills aio recognized Innovations and Nuo been so thoroughly treated that to nici-.itlcn them would bo mllllclcnt , but unfortunately mc'iy are but another nnmo for "private convena tlons. " Some of the recognized frills are Iho Albany ; lead of four ( i best from king , Jjck , tc i suits , the lead of ten from queen , jack , ten aults. The "rotarv" discard as originally announced Is a rccognl/ed frill , but when a team announces that It plav3 the rotary discard und then changes the ac cepted order of cards. It is descending 1o slurp ppjctlcc , and as a rule the majorltj of frills used are used because It Is believed that tno adversarj Is unfamiliar with them and that ( ticks can be gained Some plavcrs have a frill that has been found quite sue cctuful ; tt.it Is , leading a sul' cf the op- poslto color to the trump ao a call for trump or tadlcatlc'i of strength. There is a frill to this. Paibner takes the trick , but Instead of leading trump , ho kids a tl' leton thus asking his partner to lee 111 in make a small trump before lending. In fict , so eager are teams to win tnat they do not hesitate to resort ' ( to any scheme. It will eventually drive self-respecting members fiom the clubs Injure the game , To show how easy It Is to demonstrate tbp advanlago of a particular ujstum by the publication of hands , 1 give the following , In which the hands north and i'ou ' h jie llrst plajed by long suiters and seconul by h suiters Poster characterises this hand as c'.io cf the mciTt remarkable ever pla > cd. Wr t dealt and turned thp lirai t , queen. Xoith. Uist. South. West. .IS. S 10 8. * Q S. i D. S \ ) . S 1) . K 1) . .f D. ! H. 1 1) . 2 D 2 il. 9 U. .1 II. A II. A U * 7 11. fi 13. 7 D. 0 S. S S. IS A S. 1C 11. 7 S. 2 C. ! > U. K S -I C. r. S 5 II. fi n. . - c. : i n. * Q ii. 10 C. 7 C' . S H. U II. J S. S C 0 S. * Q I ) . CJ C. V C. 0 C. * 1U O. K P. * A C. J C. 3 C. * Takes tlick Noith nnil South tlikq euo trick onlv This is buw tlio Short sulteis p'.ajed noitt nnd south : North. Hast. South. West. K P. * A C. 2 C. ' ! \ .IS S S. IS * A S. 2 11. 9 11. M II. u II. Id C 4 C. .1 C. 'JO II. fi II. -I H. 'I II. 'A II. It F. 7 S. H S. Q S. K II. 7 II. S H ' U 11. Q C. 5 C. < ! C. i 1 > . , ) S. 2 S. ( . S 7 1 * . US V I ) * 10 S 0 I ) . r , ii. 7 a. o n * Q u. j D s r. : i u. 10 n. A IX V. 1 D. K D. Takes tilcv. North nnd South win eight tricks In'the first pla > notice bad plaj.s ot North at tilcks 2 ccid 7 , and of South at trick 1. In second plij notice tad plaj 6f Ilast at Hick 2. Suppose North and South plaj sound vvhlat and that East and West mike a few errors In Judgment In the flifrt ccheme and the play Is as follows : North. Hist. South. West. J S. 2 S. 10 S. , * Q P. A u s i ) . a , n. K-D 0 S 7 S. h S , * A S ? 2 II ' 9 H. M H. 3 H. 10 C'A C J C. ' 3 f. Ill 111 XII. * A H , 1C II 1 II. K-H.i 10 II. KS ' S S. C S. * Q H. 50' 1C. U. 'U IX M D -C 1 D. 10 U. K C. ' C. fi C. 2 IX Q C S C. - C. 'X ' js : ic is ] an. 1 tl IVl.1 * * LI 1V.J\ . lly this plav North anU South rrnko seven tricks and not a play that Is ically bad. Now take the second scheme' and play it this waj * ; North. Hist. South. We't. K C. * A C. 2 C. 3 C. A D s D. : s n. . Q u. QC -t C. .1C. * " > II. r , D. ' . > s -ti ) . * K D. J D 4 H. fi O. T P. IOC r.C. CC. * 10 II. K ii. 7 s. -4 s. ion. CH 711. J II * QII. 211 ' MM " > S , ' ) D. 3118 : ffi > ZX : .1 S h S. 10 P * A S K S 8 C. * S H. Q S. * Takes trlclc. Xoith and Poiith make but three tricks. Tli's ' Is not given ab the very best play of tbo Iniidi. but as an Illustration howa few nucv'iomble p'ajs may nvke a creat differ ence In the scores and that fact ascribed to the bi'perlorlty of the system rather than the buperiorltj of wo plajeis. Ixist Satuiday belnR Christmas , the resu- lar meeting oC the Omalu Whist club w.is pos'ooned one week. Wednesday belnp ; "visitors' night , " quite a number of local whlstcrs were present. The siores for thu rvpiiliic worn ns follows : North nnd South Alleo nnd Shea 211 Shipley .mil Comstoelc 237 Hi uner ami I'ojie 2 % Iteed nnd GaliueH - - ! ] ' 'unl'hoiiKer ; nnd IIa\\key 211 McDowell nnd Jordon ' * - ' Stimney and Stanford US Iluriies * nnd Mcrno ' Stnbbs .mil Hoblnson 2J.I i / i A\ornfa 231 Kast and West Itlnebart and Stchhlns 2-ln Jone.s and Melkle 210 Huikley and biwrence 2.55 IliiFlimaii and T.ionias 2S ! Hedlclc and iMor4in.ui - > ' Gainer and Jowph Joplln 230 MnMnllnn mill A At .lunllll 2fi Kunk and A. w. Scrlunur 211 Hotb and Cahnv _ 23j AvcraRO 237 The tenMilBlie.st for the month of IX-e-om- ber Htnnd as follows : Helndorff 23 Ilurrell 11 Ilrwli 2C I/ivrenco K Rlirehait V. . , 'JO SJhoi a ScrlUner , O. O. , . . runkhouser C Snmney H McDowell 4 The ten highest for Iho six months ending December 31 , 1837 , ure : Ulnolurt 153 Melkle 93 Heed 14G 90 Uclndorff IIS Alleo 87 Sumncy 101 Scrlbner , G. O. , . . 7' Jones 100 Ilnrrell CO SIIOTC.L.NS AM ) TIIIMIl WIUI-DUIIS I.i-fl to Shoot \i-IiriiHU-n lull Siiulrrt-lM nnd CraiiM. The open ) fceason. Jn Nebraska closed Krl- day night and now the onjy Icgttlmato shoot Inu in sight nro aaulrrels and craps. In upito of the unusual number ) ot quail the sett son'has not been particularly notable from , a sportsman's standpoint. T'io severe weather and successive snpwatorms came along at ) the best part of the seasan ant during the greater par of December there has been comraratlvely | jttlo ehootlns b ; these who thoot aa a oastlme , and not to depopulate the game territory for the bone at of the commission men. The markc hunters have kept popping away In spit ctho snow , and there , bas been no tlmo when the commission ipej ; could not bu > quail for from 75 cents , to a dollar a dozci atid jack : rabbits almost for carrying then away , , The local gun clubs are doing verj lilt ! at present and absolutely the only event li sight It thu contest between the Crabll | hiollurs Pi .1 IIij ilul I \V Urn ! lI'P ' Cniinill llltllTn Ktmiiphi , Military IB I'm nn.l . Kmtilt Crublll will dhoul n tm-blnl mop fnr line l n Klip , ntiil ninrr tbi imitrh n itinilc j > ' A iltnlhr rnrr IMR brrii nrrnnitvit hi-twern Jftkn ( "iihlll am ! "lln > ' fur the same1 rlnkc I I 1h > MiPtiinni vury ovrnly mnleh \ In. Itoth ' | I cvrntn. ' tmiw \ It will In' In thp iintttrd o I i AI Intcrntitr eit-nt , nllh the ( Vnblll botn | rcptcftentlim lo.vn nnd their opitonentn Me- brislM , there In likely to be n Road crowil out to see the MI P. Hello O Helkrs Idllwl soveiity-slx xpnr- rows out of elfihty at IcJUnnpolli. the tvher day , an nvt'rngo of fl. per cent Hello ban nlso won the l.iurcls for th" best record j for the seanc.il. Me has won thirty-thru- Hist averages , llftccti soooiuls , five thlrilg and one fourth for single dnjs' hootlni ; . In grn. crnl ivcr H"a 'or ' from two to five ( lavs' rhootliiB. be has won nine firsts , seven vc- mds and two thirds , besides scoring the ilshesl average for n single day. . D. Pnlfont ot Utlw , N. Y. . shct throuch nn entlte day's program nt IndlAii- ipolls without loslns ft bird and killed twenty-four out of twenty-five In the big event on the following day. Jack Fanning of Kan Kranc'sco won first money In the Grand Central Inndlcap by killing twenty- five birds .straight. II Is Mid that certain New York parties ore talking of backing Captain J. L. Ilrewer against Fred Gilbert for the Kansas City Star cup. The crptaln ca > a that If such n ni'itch : ever takes piose ho will K\\V \ "the itudcnt" ' a few lessons In pigeon shooting ' : at the other fellows who shjt matches with Gilbert never knew. R. D. Fulton ! and Clnrlle Iludd divided sccopil money In the flnnd Central Hindlcap at Indianapolis December 15 by killing twen ty-four out of twetity-nvo birds. It. 0. Hclkcs has accented C. M. Grimm's challenge to shoot for the Cast Iron Modi ! and the match will be shot at Uavton , o. , on January 1 1S9S. Here are the principal events that are In slpht In the imincdhte future1 January 13 to 22 Pourth annual sports men's exposition cod bicycle show , Madison Siuare Gardeni. J-tni-ary 18-20 lUmlllon. Out. Live birds ; $1,000 guaranteed. February 15-19 Hot Springs , Ark. , second nnnuil midwinter tournament ; $1.100 ndilo.l In cash. Pour tlaja targets , ono day live birds Marsh I und G Klvetlon. nrth amual 100- blrd Inndlcflp Mirch 14-2(1 ( Inclusive N'ew England Foortsmen's assoehtlon exhibition , llcston. Mass. March 22 , 23 , 21 The Interstate aasoeh- tlon's Grand American IlandlerD at live bbds , HlkwoDd lark , Long Ilranch , N. J. ; $1,000 K'-vunteed ' b > the Interstate assocla- tlcn and all surplus added. March 29 , 30 , ; ! 1 and April 1 I'cnnsjlvanla State Spoilsmen's association tournament , at Kc-idlng , Pa. CIll-NS. Tiio Rflsuwnco > cstcrilay that Harvard had wen iho ulxth .imii.ul lutercollegate ches.i championship was received with Interest In local c'lers circles. Haivtrd won a merited victory as the representatives of that util- veisi'y were undoubicdlj among the brightest jounf , ' chesit amateurs in the country Southard cf Harvard made the unusual record 1-at jear of winning eveiy game he plajcd cnl Howliti ? , ihls pan ncr , who has been leiu active of late , made a gooil recorl in a Eimllar c it st throe-cars ago. This makes the fourth nnnual vlctorj for Harvard , w ilch Is a good start tovvrd the tcci consecutive tilumplis neceasnrj to the permanent pc session of the clnmplonshlp t'llver cup. Problem No. G , by La Hue Williams of South Omaha ; White to pa ! > and mate li hiee moveu Ganictf and problems are iu- Ited from other pbera and will be pub- ishcd If suitable. WH1TH. Pioblem No. G , clone by II to-K Kt , C jolvcd by II. B. Hammond and J. H. l.ittj , Vvniore , Nob. Propc-sed .solution , Kt to 31 , by A. G. , Omalu , admits of the escape capo , K to K Kt 4. Deb Hose , a Chicago couit stcmographcr , vas dews In Texafa lasl summer and formed ho acquaintance of State Chairman Illako if the democratic committee , rc'ater tno Chl- igo I'cst lilako Is hlmsalf a character , but bla father Is btill better The old man s now a preacher , but he used to ho a awycr , and rothing pleases him more Ihan o lell of the old coclo that obtained when was "at the bar" Kor ono thing Cider Blake apologised for he t-nseomly tale he was going to tell , and hen told it. "I wao on the grand jury that jcar , and here was little or nothing to do. Texas was quiet as a Aheepfold So we watched for nfiactlons of both law and custom It Is a well known rule of law that a man letting lown a i air ofbars must let down the top llrst. Well , the judge came across my lot that morn tag , and let down the bottom bar first be-fore he led his saddle horoe acrosb "So we Indicted him. Helng the accused , of course he couldn't bit on his own caao , so the bojs elected me. judge to fill the va cancy , and wo let him have counsel lie ivoule'ci't plead gulll } , so wo found him ulltv , and twelve of the grand Jurv , sitting s a , petit jurv , fined him a gallon of whisky. "In Tevas half of the fines go lo tin county , aid c wo woto the lepresontatlvco of the county In that trfosacllon we col lected the line- and turned It Into the general fund a glassful at a time. " An attorney of Columbus , 0 , recentlj bad a foreign collection of scveial hundred dol- latis fora man led lady , who now lives In a vuvUoiii town Her husband bcemed very Impoitirate In his demands en the attorno to hurry up the collection , and wrote fre quently , each time signing hla wlfeV name to all letters. The attorney finally sent the sum collected by certified check , payable to the order of his client , only to avoid any possibility of less to her thu cheek was collected through a bank 'a a city In Ohio , where she had formerly lived , and by the pa > eo hereelf. Not having any word ex cept the returned check , a note wau ad dressed to his client , calling attention to the same. The reply vvat. as usual from the husband , ' who was by this time thoroughly waa OB follows , verbatim ct llteratum. "Mrs. II. received another card from jou and requests mo to answer It which I wl 1 by glv'mg > ou my opinion , which la that jou are cither a penurious piacticlng pet-ifoger of the poveroy prlvaleged class , or you know just enough to eat when hungry and vote tbo republican ticket. Hevpectfully jours , H" . Upon receiving this smashing blow the at torney lost hjs courage and Btronglj thought of retiring from practice. A joting man In fit. Louis had such a passion for knowledge that ho procured books by fraud anJ baa been bprvlng a term In prison. The authorities consider that ho was thu victim of a genuine thirst for knowledge A situation that the comic opera writers have not thought of was enacted In real lifo In Newark , N J. , when the puller-ln of a rrady-niado clothlp.1 ? store Inadvertently tackle J a deputy sheriff , who promptly served an attacl.iront on the whole stcok of goods as soon as he had been hauled Inside I A Sacramento man hapepned to examine the gizzards of a brace of mallard Clicks which he bought a few dajs ago and found In them gold nuggets to the value of $1 50 each As tie ducks cost him only -10 cents , ho cleared $2 GO by the operation The gem- carl Impression lit that thu ducks must Imvo picked up the gold In the far north j ' Thelcfcbharn A Charest a 34-year-old giant of MX ftet four Inches , who reached -Haiti-1 , nn IVIitnr AM n nlonnnay nil tlio l'illi Ha frntn ( Ihutgfln , MJ he I.ml . pmindft iu tti'iRht in HIP rMMtuf Imvinic itikfil n wrpk or no nK with n ii > tp r < 'rtl hurdrrt of SIWI rmumlft. lirl t'ttllrti of JMIcklmvll o , Drl wild for nwrly ii > n > wm hnt bcmt Irwpil for potmimptlon li ) thp dc-rtntu , In n rough 11 < fit Hi o other dn ) brought upn tenth vvhlih In hud KW.illnwnl ill most tin JMIR nRii It luit stuck In hl wlndplpp then Thu | > hv li Ifltn now i iy thni It got down Into hU limns mil that It l thp tooth which In * cuiiopd what they trotted s cotntiitlStl | ii An athletic vouni ? wonuin of S i Jose ( Ml wbiMi flt nnlcd ( by a hlRhwnyiinn .1 few ovetilntw are , strtirk . 'ilm i blow between iho eyes Hint knocked him * eii pU . Mrs. Thrrpsa O.irdo i who < lled h t Situr day In San Pnnrlseo , vvplRhed over COil | ) DUtula. She VMS ao largo that the under taker had to brejk down the st.ilr railing * and lower Hie holy with chains A SHVul casket , bound wltb Iron , was maile nnl u furniture vim hid 'to be used In plicc of .1 hc.ir.io In taking theroinaliM to the cemetery Nexir llriagevllle. Mil. , lives a colored family consisting of i\arcm Quail , .his . wife and twcnty-fouf children. Twetvj-thrco years ago Quail married ' .Martha Aim Itogcrs , and twenty-four children were born One child died Tucre were three eels of twins Two je.irs ago his wlfo dleJ , and 010 > cir later Quail jnnrrled again. On child Is the result of that union. When the meals are served two tables ure used , fourteen sitting at ono and twelve at the other , to avoid the unlucky thirteen. Recent high water In Florida has taken all liie hyacinths out of ( ho St. Jo'm'.s river Iu the tipper portlci'H of tbo stuititi the water rose several feet higher Mian usual and landed hundreds of acres of the hvnclntlia back In the woods , where the receding waters left them ta ale. Tils Is a great relief to the boitmen , as the eirller months of tJie summer found the river so barrier to commerce- for da } s at a time "Where do jou want to go ? " naked the elevator boj. " 1 want to go to Jicavcn , my boy , " smll- ngly answcircd Ihu Salvation army mitn who Mil Pepped inside , "but jou may put me off at the top lloor. " " ou must Imvo got In the wrong bulbi ng , mlutcr , " rcjolsied the boj. "T eic fl.In'1 nobody but luwjera on the top lloor" The following defense was made by u Sa vannah ( Oa. ) ibrkey In the elt > court- 'I stole dent britches , I 'now ledge di * corn , Hut 'twnn't no crimesho's jou boin ; lf do motif am rls'ht , dcMi whir's de Bin ? 1 .stole dcm biltchoij ij be biptlze lii 'lo chain gang's got me , .iiul do coal ml'ie. too , But what could a "fuli'.eles * cule'r&l maiii do ? Whende judge and de Jury 'lowed It was a sin To steal dem britches to be baptl/e In ? 'In do lodgement , old Gabriel gwlne to M > - Pomp's atrolg1 t as a uh'ngle atul clemas day ; ' IIo'll shout to the world d.u Ittwan't no sin To bteal dem britches to be baptize In" CnnsiiiiiiiU" " riihllltolv Cured. Mr. U. B. Gieeve , met chant , of Chllhowle , Va , certifies that ho had cciistiinptlon , was given up toidl" , sought nil medical treatment that money could procure , tiled all cough remedies he could hear of , but got no relief , rpcnt many nights sitting up In n cln was Induced to tiy Dr. King's N'ew Discov ery , and was cured bv use of two bot'los Per past three > c irs he has bcru attending to business and Eavs Dr. Klng'a Ne-w Dis- covoriIs the grandest icmcjy ever made , us It b.is done so much for him and also fc" others in ills community. Dr King s Now Dlscoverj Is guaiantc'cd for Ooughs , Col.ls and Consumption. It don't fail. Tilal bat tles fice at Kuhn & Go's drug store. Take Time by the Forelock And have > our ejcs examined before It la too late Many a sufferer from a diseased nntlp r.r-rvo or .1 lebs ei ious affection of the vision have lapsed Into total blindness uy neglect of the eyes Have your eyes attended toot the least Indication of weakness , uud it will \ save you much annoyance. TheAloe&PenfoldCo. LEADING SCIENTIFIC OPTICIANS. ( lint. I'nvlon Hotel. St. A SPECIAI.TY. eeoiulurj oi Tertiary 11IXDOB pc iiiunc-iitlj Cured in 15 to 35 Days. You can be ticatc-il nt homo foi Eimi- pilce under name ftuar.itnj If > ou pn f > i ti feme licit' WP will lotiliaet to pu > rall- roail furp ami hotel bills , .mil no charge If we fall to cure IF YOU HAYS laUcn inrruir } , loillile potiiph anil sllll Imvp nnlim anil punMIHIOUH I'jilc IIPH In mouth Sure Throit I'iinples ( MIJJI-I Cnl un 1 "pi IK , tliprh on uiy pirt uf the | K.I\ llalr or l- > i'li w fulluin i < t n u tl ! > . hcnininr ! > We Ouacantee to OUSTS Wo nllit | the most obsUnnto ratcx nml chnlletiKi- the world far u cane VYL i.nm i euro TlilH dUoaxo h.ix ( ihui > billlcil tin- ckill of tlio jiujBt eminent lih > elclriiiH r-OOOM capital liehlml our uncoiiaillonnl fruiininty Absolute jnoofa n'lil pi-ili-il on application Id ) PIIKP hook ct-nt fur. A.i.itt-sj . COOK HIMIII : ; co. , inn > IiiNiiili > Teiuiilr , Chli-iiKO , III , Searlas & Se rles. H | > ICIALIHTSIN ! mm , cionic ono PHIWIEJISEfflBL WEAK AH I'rlvoto tt Dlsordorn of Moil Trcntiuont by Mall , Conoullutloii free , SYPHILIS Oared for life and the poison thoroughly cloanae4 from lliunystoni. Sparnintorrlien. Seminal Woalne , Ixiet Man hood , NUlit KmUalona Dexiayuil Fuoultles. u mule Wcaknem , unil all dellcalu riUorJorn pocu llsr to either IIBX , pobltlvoly cured. l'lr > K3 FISTULA and IlKerTAL VUfKHU. IIYDKUOKLII AND VAKICOUBLK P eniianuntly and uuccussfully cured , Method new and iinfalllnir. Stricture and Gloetaiuhodn. by iwiw method without pain or auitlni. 0 ll on oruldreci wllhetamp m mm " 9 llhf UMAl Mil I irn H D idi > lt * < l * i lie nf * h ml * tinnnl ( " > , niiiln nt n t m ml i"l" i"iniiiiitw - k furl it. . ( 'Hit iti .1 Id iirim li > i-imi tiMrriini n- jinin InfrmiimoM ( nvndnin. H m\i. \ w uoMiiKiwini in nny put e > f I in l > < 'y ' l | > IH I In n n IT ilo * . A pf unptjt "il't Id nil I | -irjiinh Hlr ucf f l lnrni- , miniutitiir I.'nk mill M p.iln < In IM1 | nml ID < . Chrotiio riuiiiui'iMii , KI iiiui. It tul-ngii or i-ni't m lltPlin-K nro f.pilily rtiMd , Ititlili in fhi'Mnrlvn rclU-f friiiiioiui ID Inn < lii , Mid nlinnO tntntlnl ty niri-siH-furo om' iHiltlKlinlxsn Hunt. Ilio Miiioon Iti-mi-dy nuiipntiy pri | > nro it nctnirntn rurc fur wich illwiiw , Atnll ilrun.i H . 'ic- ii ! n\lal Ifjouiiful nieJlritl n.lvlro v illo I'rrf .Mtinj-oti , IM Arcli Slrii'l. I'lillmli-lplilA. U U nh < oliit ( > ly Irnv , Winter' sWhids on fnco nnd hands produce tbo same ro suits a-i nn nxe on the bark of n tree. Cull- .hnn the proverbial blto And as It bo " tincomfortnble to guard face and bniulj > v u siibstnntlnl cnelosuie use Rose nnd Cucumber Jelly That is better thnn n sheltering fence , Ii'i cheaper , not In the way , unfletis , soothes thu 3'iappod Fkln. removes lodnoss mil rotiph- io s. el ullcates wilnklcs , dosliov black- lead" . Is no' sticky. More , II llpht" thn vlnd and cold of winter. It Is the best ir- nnr against the brenlh of frost , lly Iti cool , refreshliiB 'o'ich It prevents soio , cruckoil Fkln. It henlB nil puts cspoaed to he chilling blasts if out doors. 23 cents largo botlie and Mold whenever \ Illll-t 1)1'UV ) Yonr nnme to us free pnmnle to > ou IIMSON A > rrn\u , rr't : . co. llelriilt , MlelilKiin. for snle by Boston Store ( Ml VII V. WOOBBUHY'S Orniul Toll , t Cniiililnitl jn fr the bUln. Scnlp , Cuiniilcxlun nint TtilliV u iilliurj racial Soup. rnolnl Crc.un , Tuclnl ro il r nnil Dcntnl Cruini arc innni.fiiilurnl l > > 1) ) . nn ili > l Blst withi > > e.iiH \iieilon < > tre itlim tl - " 1(111 , so.ilp nnil comptcxlmi. lor IP t-vcn wli < - n2r.e each A sniiiplc or end mnlliMl on u-i-lpt of Sir \\OOUIUItr , Uiinmtol iBlsl. 157 \ \ St . N Y. atronize 11 } I'ui-i-linsliiK ( iooilN Made- ill Ili PoS- ) llllTI.N'P \M > HDIIIIl-.ll Tt ) . ( SUCC-O"FI > IS OnMliii Tout nnil AunliiR < * " ) Mnniifacturors Unt n\vnlii , K. JoblHM laillrs M t Bents' Mncklnliwlii-p. 'louts foi lint 1311 J .11- nnm i-i. , Onutlii nui\viiniK. : ( ) l\ll\ ! ltlti\MNi fnrlonl i-bliniiPl th unite In nut own lofrU- prntor cnr < II inIlWili m , IIIIillxpnrt. . Vluini i\l ; iit unit Tamlb l poit ilc-llvcred to all pi ta ol the clt > COUN'IC'i : \\OHKS ( ! . r. ii'iMyriii , iv : ji.i : cintMfr.VOHKS. . Mnnufiirtnic-r of O ihnnl/oil Iron rornlci s Oil- xniilEt-il lion SKyllKhtf" Tin , Irna anil f- Uu Hoollnjf Auciit foi Klnne.ii s Mcel Lcllhit ; . 10S-10-12 North lllcvcnt'i ntnct. * CIlACKMl \ MiiMCVIllM'l IT VM > MKlJ. Ct ) . \VliolPmlp Oiaclur Mnnufmlurcri" " . OMMIM21I \ ir. > women. 's TWIN OITV m 13 \\OKKS. l..ai I'liriinni S ( . njohiB ami ili-.inhiK f Karincnls nnil noels 'it vi ly liPHcrlptlon ClennhiK "f H e B.irinciit a 'pecfull ' } uovii MIUI.S. s. I- ' . ( ; II.M.\.V rioiir. Mi-nl Pi I'll , llrjii. 101115-17 North 17ti ! tri-i t , Omnlii , Ncl ) I' , i : . lllacK , Mnnigtr. | eli phone MS UION WOIIKS I\VI > ) A. COUOII.I. IKONVOHIv.4. . Iron nnil MriiNH l-'oiiiulos-s. Mnmifm turns unil .lulilii"iH of MaUilncrs OPU. rill rtpjlilrc n cpiiliilt > 1501 , 1./J.1 ami 1 OS Juclisoa hlncl Din.il ) i , Ni li on * : on , _ M.mufii' lunrx uM pr H niw llnaceil oll.'k t- tlilioilcil Iliihii-l ill uM pioccrH i ; ounil llnttvil rain f uiuiinil imil niniil llnvupl for iliui- OMAHA , NIJII. I/I'NtliS-.MAT'llli:8HiH. : : : IK ii. IHIlIr. Miiiiururtunr I.HIIISIH Ciiuchci , Mntlrowpi , J < " \ > * nt hiilttE | Iii-ls unil riMthora. 111-113 "outli lOlh Strict OVIl | \ lir.DDIMi CO. Maruifni tniPm of hlnli kruilc Muttu-iKcn , 1202 < I KleiioliiB Micpt , Oiiuhn OVintAl.I. ANO blMHT KACTOllllIS. K Vr/-VI3Vi : > S'"C5IMIIiW. . Mff'8 CiollihiK I'niitB ShlrU , Overnllii. OMAHA N'iil .1. ii. i : NiillltHltSIIIItT COMI'ANV. uKlvo cUKtotn thin lullorn. 1S15 riirnani. VIMICIAII AND 1'ICKI.CH. ll\\miVNN VIMUiAll < 'O , Miiiiufatturi-rB of Vlnnsiir. I'lcl.losi , C'atBU | , MunturilB , Cilei ) aniVS'orci - li'i hlrc Knuic WAGONS AND Tor a Koail fciihutunllnl vehicle of any dc crli | linn , fur reinlntlnR r tuliljt-r lire * cm ni'W ui o < l wlieelK thu licit place UJtli atul I avcntvuilh F.ltlttB. Cheap , mcillum iirlced nrnl tony carrlahi-x. Any llil"K > ou Hani , uccjnil Imiiil ur new llruil. iiuailor for rulibvr llrm. wununted Uth unil Iliirntuppotllu l.'uurt llouce. A. J. SIMI'SON , i nii , 1111 notiifi- . KulI line of ( 'urrlaKC-i , llitKKlca , I'linrlunn , I'ny CartD.lieiln rutUcr tlreil. 'lite brat U lh < cheapest. CIOAU MANL'KArrilliil8. : ii KM : < v , co. I < un ! < > * t factory In the writ l.i-uillnn Jobbfrr or Ornului Kuni-aH City , I.lnroln nnd HI Jutcpl handle our guoilt. 10 % Furnutn tjtieet ,