1G THE OMA3IA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , JANUARY 2 , 1808. r , r c . s v i i i-"fl'4 S .iV.it . i-- , . : V - - -t' ' - - - - - -v.d > ) hV < & ; f&r-\lf' \ ] ? - " * ' .HjV- - - ; H THE BEGGAR CHIEFS OF CHINA w An Oriental Scheme for Disciplining and Organiz iKX : ing Tramps. iKXS * Ily HOULVI Jt' ' : One of the most peculiar and Interesting figures 'n Chinese eoclal life IB the IieRgat chief ; asd no low peculiar and Interesting , both ait to tr.rthodf.and personal appearance , arc thcj tnetr.bcrH of the motley organization of nutid loin Ioer whom ho reigns nbto lu'tly The Idci of organizing the tramps of American districts Into an orderly body. ob Jlent to the commands of one man. and making them , to some extent , useful mem- hern of the community has probably never bcca corlcusly entertained In this country. The- beggar chief Is an autocrat lei hU sphere. lib may bo said to combine In hltncelt the two ' 'unctions of protector gen eral of the public from the too persistent dcmam's of the mendicant , and controller and almoner of the sorry specimens of hu midity over whom ho wields an effective and unriuestlonnble sway. Ho Is required to pay a sum equivalent to about $100 to every newly appointed tunR hwan prefect , as a humble testimonial of his allegiance to the high authority from whom bU cadge of otlle emanates , and when this requirement ban been duly fulfilled ho Is tllowed to exercise the prerogatives ! of his ponltlcn without fear of Interference on the part of the government olllc als In the district Aligned to him His authority o\rr the beggars Is absolutely unlimited , and they obey bis orders without hesitation or sign of prolc.it. valuable article , balances It on his nmo and whirls It rapHly. The tnerch' nt Icoks on aghast , expecting every Instant that It wilt fly off the center and hurl Itself among hln stock. Kearful of such a remit , be pleads for ft cess tlon of the performance and pay.i over' ) . small.sum of money , which Hie bcgqar accep u with thanks ami a demean I grin. Hut the beggirs' guild la oltcn ot great service to certain local officials when men ore needed to make an Impos-lng how. On the occasion of a review hold by the viceroy or other high mlllMry magnate , wlun It l/ / < necessary to dcmonatra'e that the respon sible ofllccrs arc nuinMining an adequate force to protect the district , the beggar c lcffl nro called upon to furnish the required number of men to nil the in Itorms kept on hand and to march In the review. Thus scvenil hundred cturdy mendlcau'a become , for the time , gallant defenders .or the empire. But when the reviewing officer le-.xvcs the dis trict they return to their former Waunts and Uio nnlforinn arc packed away for use at a future review. Olio of iti \v Kiitrlnnil KluvU VtU'iiiln n > < i'liiiol IiiNdtute. It must have been In the MO's that my grcut uncle , Charles N , was graduated from college and began to teach school. Communication was not so rapid then as now , and the exchange of Hteas was ac- cnmpllsl'cd 'with more dimculty. The coun try was not overrun , with teachers' manuals My uncle's friend for many years after , ai every dinner when ho was called upon for .1 speech , managed to recount this Incident. If my uncle was there It only added to the general enjoyment. Tiring of this In the course of years , Undo Charles once arose , after his friend had re lated the story , and said ! "That there was one point to which sufficient Attention had not been called , namely , why had the KCCSO understood so perfectly all "that " my friend had saM ? " A. N. D. IIUTTKItFI.IHS AS HOOMM VTHS. Two ( ltii' T Wlnti-r Co in pit 111" UN of a \t-iv niiKliuiil Woiiinn. IA , young woman who lives In a Now Kng- land town has had a unique experience with butterflies. She happened to be In the garden on a warm day In the fall , and noticed 'a brown butterfly fluttering about , rather lan guidly , among the frw remaining flowers. She caught It without much trouble , and carried It to her room , where the windows were screened , and let It loose. The little In sect accepted the situation , and conducted herself as If quite nt home. The substantial New England name of Maria Sllsbee was be stowed upon It though not eminently ap propriate. Maria's food and drink was placed on the window sill , and consisted of a lump of sugar moistened by a drop of water , and she partook of this by unfurling her long spiral trunk , which resembled the hairspring of a watch , and Inserting the end In the sugar. Maria was not fated to live In solitude. Ono day there appeared In the room another butterfly of similar appearance , but more sprightly In behavior. No one could account for Its being there , unless the malil had left the screen up for a few moments while mak ing up the room. The stranger was named Jonathan Matthews. Ho was far more ven- tutesomo than Maria , and of not so docllu a temperament. Hut he was never seen to cat. Possibly a false feeling of prldo or dlflldcnco restrained him from doing so In any one's pitvsorce. The fame of this young woman's two com panions opread abroad , and visitors to her TUB ASS13MHLKD UKGGAKS. The oIHcD 1,3 hereditary , co long as the tribute Is raid ; but the ItnmedMto progeny ot the Incumbent are debarred from the enjoyment or any literary diKree. Why this crndltlons Is exacted Is not ciulto clear , but It Is certain tint no descendant of a beKgfir chief ha. ) ever held a literary degree. How ever , the other privilege ? enjojed by him are HO attractive and the Income is so sub stantial tbit he probably does not worrj much over this one privation. How does ho secure his Income ? Prom the merchants and tradespeople , who know- that , uiiltss they procure from the beggar chief , on or before New Yoar'u day , a "holo tw.i , " or "piisport of safety , " their shops or "hongs ' will be infected almost constantly by u horde of boisterous , Impudent , Im portunate vagabonds , who w'll ' drive away customers anil damage the stocl's of goods without hindrance from the regular authori ties of the district. Hut , with the "holo twa , " which Is sin- rounded by the halo of unqucctlonublo au- thoiity which the olllclal seal of the Tnnp Hwan profcctiire > ind those of the six satel. lltta linpirt to It posted In frrrit of his door , he Is compatatlvclj . ife from annoyance. Still , ho Io not entirely so. for occasionally a beggar will call upon him for a small con- ttlhution , which ho usually gl\os. lint he Is not liable to have a crowd of from twenty- five to 100 beggars Invade his shop at one tlmu and take complete pctscrelon of it. There In no regular price for this precious document ; the beggar chief exacts u sum which , In his opinion , the merchant ought to If tint tin tr It f r o1 v nnt\ \ - J'k * J 1 * * U tUV0 H\Jl. | 'UJ t L 1 t 4 , t J Ulllt II I J- Inglj , but hesitates and haggles over It , it Is Increased slightly an a reminder that he Is expected to follow bUhlnrfs principles. If ho li ; wise mid experienced , ho will pay It promptly and without any manifestations of protest. If. before the expiration of the year , the holder of the "holo twa" removes hla place of business to the district of an other beggar chief , ho must pay another fee and without tebate. When a marriage occurs in a wealthy fam ily , followed by the usual imposing bridal procession or public street theatrical per formance , a fee must be paid to the beggar chief to securu Immunity from the Intrusion of beggars. If this fee Is not paid ati army of vermin-ridden , pestiferous vagi ants aa- Bcmblo In front of the house or join th > 4 bridal procession , and , being naturally endowed dewed with a strong procli\lty to mlschlrf , In. dulgo In all sorts of riotous and offensive conduct. Hcforo permission Is granted for the car rying of a conin through the streets , with all the giotcsiiuo paraphernalia of n Chinese funeral proccfalnn , so fashionable among the wcll'to-do clauses , the beggar chief must bu propitiated by the payment of Biich u sum ot money as ho may demand. A tax Is alxo Impeded on all collliiK arriv ing finm a foreign country , the consignees of th so objc tlonablo shipments having to pay the chief before the collln Is allowed to land. Once a month , on a day milted to the con venience of the chief , ho alembics all the bcggais uf hit ) district at the "Khichla Jan , " or rendezvous , and distributes alms among them , each receiving a sum commensurate with hla personal turrits and obedience to orders , Tim accompanying Illustration , made front , a photograph taken In May , 1SU1 , shows , a group of Amoy beggars at one ot these monthly gatherings. The puruon seated on a stool In the foreground Is the firnt deputy Of the beggar chief of the district. Tim chief could not bo prevailed upon to sit for a pho tograph among his followern , 1'oihaps ho considered It beneath his dignity , The Deggars' guild Is divided Into two clarecs , called "Cono" itnd "Divan. " Under the former head are Included orphan ! ! , the decrepit acid 'lbso unfortunate cicaturca who , through Bcnllo debility or physical deformity , the result cf accident or a freak of nature , are Incapacitated from earning a living , Thcsa beggars receive a card from Uio Tung Ilw'iii pcrfecture , with the naino and ego of the holder fully Inscribed ai It , to gether with a description of his atlllctlou and the manner In which It was brought about. Divans are exiles from other provinces , caul adrift from the secure anchorage of ectllcd llfo by a general oJlaml.y , such an famine , Immdatl n , the prevalcic4 ot a ( lanccrous epidemic x > r Ifao commission of a crime which made It unwlje for them to re main In their native place. Among -the Cones are the calf-torturers , liule , hearty criMturcs who lotllct wound/ ; upon ficlr ov.n persona for the purpcro of tAdtlng the sympathy of pa& crsby. There nro alas In this i'M 3 the "Too-lln" or "crooked-nowd , " whosa methods are conic- times \cry ludicrous Ily pei.ilu'ent prictlco the To1111 dcfonus | ii note so that ho U able to hold on It en ticnvlcldy plecu of furniture , ouch as a heavy cU'Jr ' , wtcol or table.Vhuiever ho entcra a shop and fallu to whecdlo from the mcr- cbout a few "cath , " he layn fc = ld at A and guides , and there "were few educational works. It was only by gathering together and exchanging Ideas that teachers were able to vrogress. To facilitate this , several v.ould In the summer tlmo travel from place to p'.wcc , holding wliat were called 'Insti tutes , " to which all -ivha taught In the nelffl 'borlng country would flock < to receive or disseminate ne.v Ideas , and to discuss method' of sttiJy. My uncle and la 'friend ' of his had started on a toutof this kind , ami on Saturday- - rlxed at a town where they were to hold an "Institute" the following Monday. Sunday afternoon they took a stroll In the outskirts of the to.vn , on the banks of. a stream , and we'e engaged In decip conversa tion when my uncle's friend espied a tlork of geese approaching In solemn procession. Moved by a suAlen Impulse , he took off his liat , made a low bow , and , addressing the geese , i = ald : "Allow me to Introduce to you my friend , 'Mr. ' N , who will hold an Insti tute In this town tomorrow. I cordially in vite jou to bo present. " The geese appeared to listen attenti\ely to the young man's words , and when he had finished they wad dled gravely awayi The InclJcnt passed quickly from their minds the next afternoon arrived and the friends repaired to the church where they were to pxpouml their educational views to those who were assembled for Instruction and proflt. The day was "beautiful " and sun shiny and everything beamed propitiously on my uncle as lie arosie from his seat behind the pulpit to address the dUnldcd gather- Ing. Hardly had bo opened hU mouth to speak when somcthng In < the wide opened door attracted his attention. There stood the old gander , leaden of tlio ) ( lock they had Been itho day before , and behind him were all the gccao ! Having completed his nui- voy , to my uncle's horror and chagrin , he waddled slowly up the middle aisle , followed by the rest. AVas ever n young man In a more pain fully umbarra&dng situation ? At thU mo ment he received a tug on his coat talli ; and plainly heard the par.lally suppressed amusement of his friend and the whispered exclamation , "They've come ! " My uncle grow redder and hotter as the gceso approached In front and the tugs ou Ills coat tails continued behind. He could only dtut'ter andi summer , each moment be coming inoro painfully aware of the awk wardness of his position , At last , with the timely assistance of the congregation , the unwelcome lntrudrs were vxpollod amlJ ( jimcklngs , confusion and up roar , U l.i almost unnecessary to adj that the fount of my uncle's eloquence waa choked for the time 'being ' , and consequently bla exposition ou the education of the young was not as edifying as It might ba\o been under ordinary circumstances. This did not end the initter , however. loom were frequent. This did not seem to lUlHo the equanimity of cither. At" last Maria , indlffetcnt to ths joys of a worldly ex sluice , settled down In a comfortab'e cor ner , and remained there to all appearances a. corpse. She had decided to hibernate and hibernate she did for several months Jonathan , on the contrary , was \cry active Thus they icmalued for most of the winter. Ono day Maria awoke , but , In the words of Hamlet "to die to sleep to stay. " When the dajs became warmer , and the spring llov.ers appeared , In evidence tha there was aga'n honey In the land for vagr ti bmterillea , yie- screen wcs pushed up , and the solitary Jonathan flew joyously forth Ho bee never been seen since. VTTI.I : OKTIII : vor.Tins. . . "Yes , m' we went out to the fair , an' throwed balls at the dolls , an1 one cf then looked just like tbu minister what akcd me It' It was sure I tried to be a gcol boy. " "Did jou hit him ? " "You bet ! I Bwattcd him every time. " Klvc-jtar-old Dickey had been Instructed tljat whuiever he wanted an ) thing he should pray for it. Ho had prayed long and earnestly for a bicycle , but his father , thinking him too young to rule one , hal loauzht him a trl- tjclu \Vbe-x 1'c aw < ' . : e on the morning of MB birthday end found the thtce-wheeler b > ills bedside , he v-is disgusted "Dccicit the Lord knew the difference be- v \ , nmviNO THK UNWCI.COMI : vi SITOKS FHOM THE CHUIICII. twccn a ibicyclo and a tricycle ? " ho whim pered. A prominent Chicago city otllckU's llttlo girl took a friend with her to Sunday school and Into the class to which cue belonged. The teacher called the class roll and In cidentally asked the visitor to what church ho belonged. The ollidalYi child replied for her , saying : "She's a Catholic. " The teacher was amused at the reply , and a con versation followed , like thU : "And of what dcnomlnatlcn are you1 " ' , " "I'm a buckeye "You're a what ? " said the surprised teacher. "I'm a buckeye ; pspa says I am. " Turning to the 1 ttle brother cf tin girl , the teacher aiked : "And what are you ? " "I'm a democrat , " The toicher gave it up ; the boy had the Instinct of the father , A bright llttlo boy ono of the pages of the United States ( senate sat nt ono ot the senate entranced the other day , when a lady approached him with a visiting card In her hand. "Will you hand this to Senator Dlank , " eho bald. "I cannot , " replied the boy , "for all cards must bo taken to the cast lobby. " The woman was Inclined to bo angry auil c1 ECZEMA WORST CZEMAJBLE YEARS ECZEMA SEVEN YEARS BABY'SAWFpUMOR ' Intense and Everlasting Suffering Frantic with Scalp and Back Covered with Eighteen Months Baby's Intense Face and Nook Ono Inflammation. Almost Itching Unable Four Doctors No Avail Dry Scab. Thought Itching Suffering. Could Only Sloop Not Able to See , Ono a Skin Specialist. Would Drive Him Mad. Under Opiates. To Sloop for Weeks Friends ( who had boon Cured ) Thought Ear Would Slough Off From Severe Pain. " TRIED CUTICURA REMEDIES Say TryCutioura Remedies" Known Triod. Every Remedy . And Was Completely Cured. Does So Without Faith. Skill Baffled. Physicians . Friends Could Not Recognize To Great Surprise Not a Trace or Pimple Faoo S.o Swollen and Hideous. Change in Three Weoh , How Complelelj Cured For Throe Years. Mother Distracted Tried the Three , Doctors Could Cuticura Remedies. Noticed I ba\ < been an lutcnso MUTercr nf that aw fill T wasnllllctcdwltb Kceina for seven > ears. Relief in Ono Week. Not Relievo. dreaded , and morl.istliiillica | ! ' < i > lKrriMiin , forte and lit ) se.ilp was in n bad state. I bad a bad . t\\o \ jears , I tried e\et > one's advice In medl liack.thiculnehosof which was t'oteied with clues , beside four doctors , ainoiiK which was a diy scab with a moisture underneath. The one of our specialists In skin diseases , with itemnu was o bad 1 thought It would drho PERFECT CURE IN TWO MOUTHS CURED fiN TWO WEEKS no lmiiro\clnunt at all , and from time to mcinad , 1 can't explain tnv leclliiKs , I tiled tlnui setting mo almost trniitlcwlth dreadful nil remedies I was told of , but could not get BY itcbliiR. At lastalter uuinurous ] icrauasloiis cured , until I was advlncd to trv CUTKTUV A SWORN STATEMENT. Irnm friends ( whom \our meillvlncs cured Itr.MKmra. 1 took the bottles of UIXII < MNT : , cotiiidelel ) ) I ( raxo mxsulf up to Ct'TlciniA tHe eakcs of Po. l' , and H\o b < i\es of CIITI- \Vben mv llttlo daughter , M.iwas eigh CUTICURfi REMEDIES. UHMKIIIKS , exueuUiiK them to result an all rniA SAl.vi : , and toinj RiirprNeinis com- teen month * old , her hc.id ami tnco liruKo ) ire\ ions ones. To my Rre.it and agreeable- } > Irtcln fit ml. That Is three jeais IKO , and out In one solid IIMSS ill bleeding sores , and suimiso I found a wonderful chnnijt in tlnre I Imci tint bad a | linplc on nn header Imih one nf her car * was hoalfcctcd , that the doc I have suffered with n ea-.o of Ecrcina of irrplft , and after uslii ( ' three ' bottles of Ci n- since. You can use this as n'tixttuuiiilal I'f tor thought at one tlino that It would xlungh CM'HV KKSOI.MCNT , and one' box of Ctmrt'icA \ou wish. C. LONG , off. Her suffering was interne , getting no the worstklnd.my I ace and neck down tinny SAt.\ : , I fnuiiil mii-elf ti'iniitrlclii riffd. i April 12,1897. 3 5 Wilton A\c. , Toronto , Call. rest nt all , unless under the Influence of opi VK26,1K \ > > 7. (1KO.A. ( f.OWl : , I'hlla. 1M. shoulder * wvio one Intlaiiiniatluii , was notable _ , ates. 'lite | ihslrlan tried i < \ rj known rem able to see out of myces for quite a while , edy , but Deemed to lie luMU'il , and Instead of better , her lie.id , lare , and carM-emed getting nndwas unabloXo sleep forwecks , on account AWFUL SKIN DISEASE to got worse all the time. ] ) istroclod with of the e\ere pain , wlilch tieail } dro\ome In her condition , 1 did not know what to do , sane. .My face ami neck were swollen and until iino day Iai nihlsed totrx C'l'Tli'tuiA Suffered Untold Agony Two Years lti.Mnniy. : 1 purchased the Cnu UIA Itn- . made look hideous. 1 mo hardly recognized Itching and Burning Terrible. Baby Was Solid Scab All Over MHA IN : r , SoAr , and OiNTMrsr , and persist- . \solf In a mliriir , and my friends would cnth used the remedies. not b.i\u known me , only on account of my Had to Give up Work Entirely. Gave up , and Thought She / ) ' ( / > ! e the jlrst in el I nut iceil Hint Hie tlttta clothe * ami rarilng injself. 'Ihe tortute Never Could bo Cured. mijl'frrrinm ( iffiinniHii ' In yet relief. 1 admin * Instant Relief in First Application Isicrcd the UiMilW'Nr iuwardlv , when I and intense ] uln 1 emltiied all that time , bathed her with the Ho U1 , and used the Ol.vr * no wonder that tlieic aru FO man ) Biilcldes. OF CUTICURA REMEDIES. .MINT : freely , ami In / < < tl.un tire month * my Three doctorof e.ood practiceat illlTercnt At Work , Fully Cured in 2 Months Entirely Cured in Two Weeks by llttlo darling was entirely cm ctt unit \rclt , and she irot as tut as n llttlo pig. It Is nowo\cr times were attending me , and not one of I was alllloK'd with a terrible malignant CUTICURA REMEDIES two } e.irs since tli.it happj e\ent took place , them could rulic\e mo of my pain , swelling , ble.ikiHK out nil over the upper part ot mj After All Else Failed. and not a symptom or tlio iltcailfnl illscaso and lilolilies. Itraxeallup. A filcnd aihKeil boclj. t w.is treated bj Mmiuof tho\or > best has ever returned. Pile Is bright , anil no iilixi-iciaiH , who pronounced It contagious marks \\li\Iu\er ; are to lie Pce.ii fiom the mo to trj CtTictuv IKMIIIIUS. : : I did and lilooil V"lsilli ! l d tbroncli them I spent May Cirrict'RA bo known the world over eirects. You are at HIiortN to life tills as > ou was made a new man , hundreds of dollars trj hig to get relief , for the good It has done nn h.ibj. 1'roni tlio ECO fltand I Mill glaill.i answer : uiv and nil My < li t bottle of CITTICUKA HIS-OMKNT All the time I was suffering untold nirnny time she was born she h.id Kc/enu. When inquiries niailo to inn with ii'feienco In the ' and tlnallj had to ghoup work entire ) ) . I.Ike sbo was six months old wo commenced doc nbo\e mated facts. MlS. ! .IAMKS M HI/ION , .was taken ou 1'eb. 18 , 1MI7 , also C'lniuuuv a slnl.inn person , I grasped at e\erj thine I viw toring her , but she onlj got \vm-e , until s-lio Oct. 'JO , 1M)7. ) 5 HAVIIKS ST. , A TLAMA , GA. ( ointine.it ) and Cnicuuv SOAI * . Theie was adicrtlsed. 'lh burning , lttliit.fr llx I was n wa ai > oliil yunb all oer.Vo bad gixeu up , Witness , J. G. AntuN. : tinI'icillately n rent ( luuigc , my shoulders and was only .iRcrax.itcd b > ev'erj norl to iclic\o and thought Mia never could be cured , until it. CuiicuiiA HI\IIDIHS weresuttesleil. ono day I read of l'rrn ruHi Mrnn.s mid rouniA , niLTov foi'viv. neck turning to their natural color. Tbu warm bath of CrnctniA SOAI- , anoint decided to trj them. I cot one cake ol SOAI- , Ill person appeared lieforc me , Kdgar If. t uvd a total of tl.icc bottles rfCi'TlcfUA IIIK with CUTtcmiAand the use of the Ursoi , DIM bottle ol IlF-nr.x RNT , anil a tin of Om Orr , a Justice of the I'e.iee in and for the 102G ! ! ivifonrbo\es CfTici it.v iiiintnicnt ) VI.NT : , seemcil to start the pmil woikfiomtbo ni ! NT , and pave them to her c.irctnlh as District , ( i. M. , state and rniintj aforesaid , . - . lint , and lexiicriencodasootliinp iclicf not directed , and in tire inr/- ube was cntiiflij J. (5. AIII.IIV , who being diil > Kwoin , tlcposcth thicec.ikeaoirfTict uvSoAl-.and i.i > friends withstanding my intense jiaiii. I lmpio\cd cnrtil , and is now as line and clear n any andsalth.tliat the above tostlinonlal is , to bis and onis of the. doctors aio siirptlseil , and rliilit aloiiK , and in It * * thnn tire iioiitli 1 i i mother could want to seu. I own her llfo ti > best knowledge and belief , trno In e ery a < > ked who cuied me , and 1 tell them quickly ublc to l ( ii/itiiKl nt uorl , and continued U Ci'Tict'iiA.and I feel I cannot gl\e it enough detail. .1. C A11KHN. ' - . . itnproio dall ) till/ims entirely etirctl , souni ! prai.-c , for I want to let all mollicr * know Sworn to and subscribed before me , this . , rt'TllTISK liEMPIltl--i. ,1. V. KAPIv \ , anil well , w itli nut n fltjn mil l > mll/nin/irlit 11 what it lias douu for us. JlItR.V. . U. PA IK , Oet.0111,1897 , KlMi.Ut II.OmiIii3tlco of the Mai ( h 1,1KI7. S3 Scbolo St. , Itrooklyn , K. Y. M. 1 ! . HAS I'IKN , H6 W UunlcrHt. , Atl.inta.Oi Nov. 25,18 % . 1127 S. Main St. , S. licnd , lud. 1'eaco. saa Wnrm bath ? with CfTHT'KA SOAP , Dentil' applications of CVTtctmA ( ointment ) , the prosit skin euro , mid mild do es of CUTICUP.A lliioi.vrsT : , Rrcatcst of blood purifiers and titnnnr ciirc , all'ord iii tiint roliuf , iiennit rest and sleep , and point to a speedy and permanent cure of the most torturing , dteilguring , Itching , hunilug , lileudinjr , scaly , and crusted skin , scalp , and hlood humors , with loss of hair , when all else fails. Bold throughout the world. L'orrut IJuuo A.NU CIICM. Coin- . , Sole 1'ropa. , llostou. Urltith depot. NEWIJLIII & SO.NS , Londuii. c - Send for " How to Cure Kvery Skin IMsciiBe , " fie * . went away nattarlji ; . Then a Umucht struck ; her , and takuig out her pockstbcol ; she found i ft 25-ccn' p rce. With It in her band ishe i W ( > nt back to the boy. | "Here , my lad , " she eaid , in a coaxing tone , "hero is a quarter to take my card in. " "Madame , " said the bay , without a mu- meiit'e. hesitation , "I am paid a larger salary than that to Keep cards out. " A Wsahlncton physiclJii his n llttlo g > l rntle.it who has of late been serlorqly hi with an nlacess of the ear , saja the Post. As slie grcbeUer sbo was allowed to have r. modt alluring diet of ess puneiu.i and Ice cream. He' younger brctl'or was allowed to taste thedainties. . One day when the doctor caino the boy orcne.l the dcor. hcldlns cue hand to h'a llltlc csr. The doctor paid no at tention to him. The boy groaned. "I've got an awful earache , " he said moiiirfull } , , "Too bad. my so'i ; too bad , " said the doc tor , pad naugeil on. Tae boy followed. | "Faj , " ho said , "t.s ! ' oar achcj awful i bad. " "Well , " f-ald the doctor , "I must look Into that. " The boy looked a bit scared. "I don't think It uc-eds that , " ho said , "but don't you think I'd better have milk punchcc and lee cream ? " ( , 'ON i'l IIIlIT ! ! - : < > . William Moro e of Lisbon , Midi , as d S.'i jcarn , was ir.ur'.li'd a few days ago to .Ic.ink' liouglass of t'3 same place , aged 1C. Miss Wllhelmliu Sandstone and Nchemlah Whlteatonc of LltncEtone Tenn. - , , wcl-e mar ried a few days ago by Hev. Mr. Wlndstcne at Kllntstonu , Joliu EllliigwooJ of Alexandria , Ind. , WCH granted a divorce at 9 o'clock In tlio moni- Ing , and at U:10 : o'clock he hd secured a marriage llccr.ao r.ud at 9:15 : o'cok ! was wedded to Mlis Louise Smith ot Anderson , Ind. Governor Powers cf .Maine aaja that when ho was a young justice of the peace he mar- iled a couple. Inter secured them a divorce , married the man to another woman , Hixurt'd them a divorce , and later remarried the orig inal couple. Mis. Mattlo Ila'lcllffp cf KaiiKis City , ae- co dl'ig to her petition for dlvo'ce fro n Geoige Itadcllffe , stpod blnws , ncgli-ct ( ill- lire to provide , and olb r forms of crujl'y for a long time , but when the hUBbati-l de liberately blow smoki elfedrette smoke at tl t Into her sick baby's face until Hie child became iincunacl'jus , she decided that she could s'nnd nri tuote A Chicago younr man has just served MB social circle a petty trick. Ho was acting as best man at the weeding of bis slater , and when the ceremony was completed he stepped to the front , band In hand with one of the brldesmaldsjiutid took advantage of the preparations made by being himself married to the ycung woman. Ho sponged every thing except the preacher. Mr. L. Gavlonl and Mrs. S. C. Hortnn woiet united In murrUge at Waco Ten , Un- cl nibor 21 , for the second time , the couple having been divorced , and each having con- tiacted a second Mivirrlage Mr. Oaylord got a divorce decree from his second wife and Mrs. Ilorton fjotu her second husin'-'j , and thc > leachcJ Waco by agrcempiit from Florida , and wcieirrunlted. Their first w < ri ding took place fourteen > cars ago , and they I wed tognther six jeers. A letter from Lausanne , Switzerland , re ceived In Milwaukee , plves an account of the marrlago of Fred I'jgo Tlbblts of Mllwaii- Kee to Senorlta Bianca de Kreyro Santander. The bride Is the eldest daughter of the lad ; Colonel Don Manuel do Krcyre , minister plen ipotentiary and envoy extraordinary from Peru , and granddaughter of General Santin- der , the Gc-orge Washington of Colombia and Venezuela , and the first president of the United States of Colombia. Town Clerk Dates of North Attlc-boro , Mb. , hid a funny experience when a young man canu- from Hhodc Island with his best Klrl to get married , Mr. Dates did nut forget - get the fro which winds up all euch transac tions , and this Is where the funny part coms In , The joung man drew out of his trou sers pocket a handful of coin and placed the icqulred amount on a table It being mostly all nickels. When ho left with his newly made bride Mr Dates gathered In hi * checks and found one of fho pieces to bo a brain beer check , to represent a quarter of a dollar i From Mrs. Mollie Gatlin , BonhamTexas : From the age of fouiteen years until I was married I cnduied great pain every month. When my first babe was six teen months old I was attacked with neuralgia of the womb. I suffered the greatest misery two or three times each month. It would come on suddenly and in five minutes I would be almost crazy. A year ago I commenced using Wine of Cardui. The first bottle didn't seem to do any good , but I kept on taking it , and the next month I had no pains , and have had none since. From Mrs. M. E. Boatman , New Salem , Texas : Last fall I had falling of the womb so bad I could hardly get about. Two bottles of Wine of Cardui cured me sound and well , and J weigh more than I ever did in my life. From Mrs. Washington Griffin , Church Hill , Miss. : Our daughter , twenty-one years old , has been in bad health for six years. She had pains in her bowels , sides , legs and back and sick headache. She suffered great pain at each monthly period , and was always in bed LADIES' ADVISORY DEPARTMENT. Kor ndvloe In oasct requiring ? J > e- three or four days. She has now taken Wine of Cardui clal direction' , odire ! , imiiiKnyii ) | > - tolas , Ladtti' Adritorv ] ) ej > artintnt , and J31ack Draught four months , and is really a differ The Clinttanoova ClintlunooiialUeUtcliieC'o. , Touu. ent woman. She has her monthly sickness without pains. Wine of Cardui has done more for her in four months than all the doctors did in six years. Women need not suffer as they do. Wine of Cardui will give them i'elief. They can get it at any drug store , and take it in the privacy of their own homes. It only costs $ J.OO per bottle. Ho Is out jiiht [ > ccf'tH , but raj'H the check will come In handy the next lime he vlnlt i Rhode Island. 1)1 T OK Till : OHIJINIIV , The license law of Sweden forWds any pi > rucn to buy drink without at the same time purchasing something to tat. "Dumps Hagguid has cloven children and nine. CMCH of measlr * In < the family , " ac cording < o the Winchester. Ind. . Democrat. It has been foun.1 in sw.tzorland that In building a railway- laborers could work only one-third w Jong at a height ol 10,000 feet as a mlle lower. The presence of Anton 'Hufnagcl ' ot Oraz , a r t-t I red olllcer ciueed gn < it atlr at the re ception at the 'Hofburg ' of Vienna. He looks i exactly like iHlsmarck. and when the tall , and broad-shouldered otnccr stepped Into the j hall everybody thought him to bo the great chancellor , > HunageI ( Is an Inventor and he presented Francis Joseph with a stirrup , con structed so as to prevent a HJer. when | thrown out of the saddle , r.om being dragged. Mi * . Gladstone IM the owner of tlio largest lead pencil In tlio world , Jt Is the gift of a pencil maker at Kcswlck , and is thirty- nine laches iu * length , in place of < ho CUB. ternary rubber cap It has a gold tap Its dl.itlnguishe'I owner uses It for a walking etlcl ! There aio said to be more women In Ilrlt- lah India (124,000000) ( ) than there are men , women and children In Great Ilrltaln , Kianuo unJ Gernvany put together. Somehow' there bcoms to bo borne rctiHoii wl y it Is the custom In the far eatu for men to have numerous wives , The "City of the Salt Mines , " which Is 'ittuated ' buvcral hundrcU feat below the surfacn at Wlellcnkj , Gallela , li a wonJcrlul subterranean city , with a population of o\er 1,000 men , women anJ children , BLores ot whom have never ( > ccn 'the ' lllit of day or the earth'a surface. Germany has about 00.000 eommrrclal travelers on the load'gno cays a jcar Thrlr cxiiendltuit ! in hotels | .s estimated at flM.OOO a day , or 110.000,000 a yrar. Ilecauso some of the Paris fortifications are to bo sold anH thrown Into tbu real estate market , do nut believe that the. French think that thn reign of peace has come. The forti fications to be sold aru UIOHO In the old system of defenses which proved Itself obso lete so far back as 1S70. The foitlllcatlons on whlth 1'arls now relics sweep In a circle around the city at distances of from twelve to ulxttcu miles from the old 'works , aud niaki * It roie of too ktroogent cltlea la the world. It has been discoierol In St. IxUy | that forty men and wtuu'ii In that city liavo formed a gang an.l malm i-ach other BO an 'to ' t-xclto syriifmtiij when exhibiting their Injuries whllo ibotsKliirf on thowtrdota. Hum- Ing their Ilmtj with- carbolic add Is thulr favorite PIWBH. lcvee ( > tcil applications of tlio acid kcop Hithllcoim mrcs open. The 'Marlon ' ( I'a. ) Independent tolls of a man In that iiflghbrirhocil who hot a screech owl , and , 'believing there was a bounty on birds of that kind , look It to a Justice ot the peace to make the proper affidavit. Thc justice * assured him that there wan not only no bounty on the Ri-reech owl , but that , on the contrary , thcie was a penalty of t5 for shooting one. The juntlco said1 that he was norry ; but , as the man had confessed to th violation of the law , hu had no alternative. but to Impobe the flee. &ulve. Tint bc-2t salvo In thu world for Cuts nrulecs. Sores , Ulrers , Salt Ilheum. Kever Sores , Tetter , Chapped Hands , ChilblaUu. Corns and all Skin Kruptlons , and positively cm us I'llcH ir no | y required. It Is guar antied to give perfect hatlsfectlon or money refunded , I'rlcu 5 cento tier box. Pot sale by Kutin St. Co ,