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10 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : TUESDAY , TxTOVEMJ3ER 23 , 181)7 ) , SPECIAL NOTICES Ailvcrllni'iiicntN for tlieac column * Trill lie Inkrii ttntll 11 ! in. for the cvcnlntr nnd tmtll 8 11. in. for the ninrnliiK Mini Suinlnj- edition * . Ailvi-rlliK-rn , liy roiiurnllMK n nnm- licrcd check , cnn linvr miniver * nil- ilrcimuil < it numbered Irltvr Iti cure of The lice. AnnwrrM no ndilrcnneil n-III lie ilellvcred oil | ire piilntloii of tin- check only. IlatCN , 1 1-Ue it vroril nmt limiTtlonj Jo n ivonl tlicrrnUrr. NothliiK tnltiMi for lenn tlinii ar.o for the llrM IIIHIT- tlon. Them ; nilvrrllneiiiuiitfi nitiMt l run coiiHcctillvcl } ' . WAXTKII SITUATIONS. WANTKU. SITUATION AS MlLLE'l. CAN como on short notice ; cnn do tnlllrlght work ; cnn furnish best of references , SO yearn ex perience. Aildrcn Amos J. Hess , Ilex 2M. Wcsslngton , South Dakota. A. : ' ' _ _ _ _ r COMPETENT M"\u3 STr.NpanAPinit : , employment dtirlne forenoons. AdJres ' _ 11 i , lice. A-M Al FUIINITI'IIE. CAIlPtyr AND man dcslro * clmnEC , Satisfactory - AddrrM II II , lies. A-7M-23 * I'OSITION IN BUY OOOD3 OU CLOTHINO More : 8 years experience ; or nny honorable work. Address 11 IS , lice. A-M722 2o W.V.M'HIl MA1.K 1II3LP. CANVASSEHS TO TAKE OHDEU3NEW : LINE of woil : ; no heavy goods to carry ; salary or commission. C. F. Adams Co. , 52 So. ICthi St. 11 703 SALESMEN FOIl CIOAIIS , 1125 A MONTH AND expenses ! old nrm ; experience unnecessary. Inducements to customers. C. C. Illation A Co. , St. Louli. U-i04 WANTED , MEN TO LKAUN HAUUKIl THA11E ns special Inducement to get students for places naltlni ; Kradunteg , we donate complete outfit of tools ; Viagci nml experience In city shops Saturdays before completing ; only two month * rrqiilntl ; quick and thorough method ; Instructions , examinations , lectures , diplomas nnd constant practice , by free shaves ; two years apprenticeship nerved In two months ; founded In 1SS3. Incorporated ' 07 ; beautifully Illutitrated catalogue with map of city nulled free. Molcr Hyntrm llnrber Schools , Clark lit , Van lluren Sts. , Chlcano. U-MC13-2G * IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MONKY AND work at home , be your own boM , ndilre with stamp , II 2 , Hee. H-M660 ' ! MAN TO TAKB CAIIK OF TEAM AND FUIl- nace ; also da general work abound place. In- nulro southwest corner Ninth and Junes 8tn. 11-715-ii A.-SALES'MEN TO HELL CIOATIS TO UEAL- ers. Salirv. fCO.OO to Jtf .l > i per month nnd ' ; x- pi n * > . Experience unncrossary. IVnnnnont paMtbn. The Da Mora ClRnr Co. . SprlnKll'bl , O. H-M7282.1 * WANTED , MEN' FOIl THR KLONDIKE. WE have u klnndtke for i-vpry man that will ) rome with us nnd sell our full line of choice iiurmry stock , together with my many fait solllnB" ? p - claltl < "i. Wo can Rtart you In good territory. For rnrtlculars write to Mount Hope Nurseries , Lnwrpncf. Kan. It M77 23 WANTED , EXI'BUIENOKD RALKSMEN TO sell lubricating oils from samples , on ccm- mlsslon ; liberal terms. The Clinton Oil Co. , Cleveland , O. 11-M723 23- WANTKD , AN EXPERIENCED SHIPPING clerk : must have references. Apply nt llos- ton Store. II M720 23 "WANTED. 8 KIIIST-CLASSGENTCAN- vassers C first-class lady cnnvarscrs ; bis money for right parties. Address , with stamp , n 14. lice. U-M717 K' WANTED , 4 OOOD THAVELINO SALESMEN ; Htnplo lines ; K'VO ' references and Inclose ptanips. II 13 , Hee. 11-M71S M' FEMAMS HELP. wo aiiir.s FOR ALL KINDS OF womc ; to J * week. Canadian Olllce , 1522 Douglas. C " 03 WANTKD , OIIU. FOR QENCIIAU IIOUSi- work. Apply at MO South 2Cth Avenue.C . C M672 WANTHD-SlTcOND O1IIL. : NO WASHING Apply Mrs A. C. Smith. 1203 Park Avt > . , lx > , - twccn and 10 nnd 5 and ( i. C SSI 23 * WANTED. EXPERIENCED GIItL , FOR SKC- ond. work. 2037 Dodge st. C J170i 24 WANTHO A COMPITTENT STRNOORAPHEH. prefer operator on Kmlth Prfmlor. Must have Boniu knowleilKO of general oltlce work. State experience ) nnd Kilary wanted. II 3 , Flee. C 711 23 WANTKD , THIlin : UADY AUBNTS ; UIO mono' to right uscnts. Apply to II. It. Host , room 21 , Venilomc hotel , from 3 to B p m C M731 20 WANTBD. GIUI. , FOR OBNBRAL. HOUSB- work. Call or address 121 S. 3Gth street. C M723 23 * FOIl HUNT HOUSES. HOUSES IN AM. PARTS OF THE CITY. TUB O. F. Davis Company , 1J01 Fnrnam. D 706 HOUSES. DKNEWA & CO. , IDS N. 15TII ST. D-707 HOUSES. WAM..ACK , DltOWN 11LOCK , 18TII and Douglas. D 70S CHOICE HOUSES AND COTTAGES AM. OVBll city , IS to $75. Fidelity , l t lloor N. Y , LJfe. D-703 HOUSES , COTTAOF.S & STOUBS. AI.I. PARTS of city , nrennnn & Love Co. , 430 1'axton block. D-710 B LIST. M'OAOUB. 15T1I AND DODOB. D 711 HOUSKS , FLATS. OAHVIN BROS. . 161.1 FAR'M D 713 JIOL'SES KOft RENT. HEM1S PAXTON 11L1C D 713 HOUSES. J. II. SHERWOOD. 423 N. Y. LIFE. D 7U FOR RENT , CIIOICB 12-I1OOM DETACHED modern house. Inquire ! 3JI Canttol Aventi" . D 715 MOVINO HOI'HKIIOLD HOODS AND PIANDS. Om. Van & Storage Co. , Jjllij Fnrnnni. Tel IViS. D 71G HOTELS. STORKS. 11KMIS. PAXTON D HOUSE. MH SO. 2STII ST , 10 ROOMS. MOD. urn , tlO.CO per month , uyron n.'ed Co.D D 070 C-ROOM MODHRN COTTAQB AT 415 NORTH 15th si , , tyi.d1) n. month. 5-room imdrn dwelling , with More front , suit- nhlu for drosunmlu'r or milliner , tlO 00 per nmntli ; 1721 ruinlne street. Apply toV. . 11. Mclkle , 1st Nnt'l Rank hldir. D-M3S HOl'SFS. ALL PARTS. F. D. WBAP nnd DnuElin. D 475 111 I BTBAM HEATED HOUSE. 2011 HAHNBY. HOUSE. NO. 153ft SOUTH 2CTII ST. . ALL CON- venlcnces nnd barn. O. l .Horton , W. H. Tel. Co. D-523-53 * MODRUN S.ROOM HOUSE. 16M CA S. W. N. Nason , Hotel Drexel. D M5" > S 23 RENT. jn 6JI Houth 17th street ; has nil mnvni'onreii nnd In Ilmt-claMi condition ! Inmn Int nnd clone to ulnlne-M Iiwiulro of Clmrlcs J. Kailiaoh , 15th nnd Howard St. , Kathach hotel.D D MM ! ! 3 FOR RENT , 8-I'OOM HOPSB' VHW'.V nnlnled nrd rar i-ed ; 2Sth n enue and Mn-de , 112 John W. Robblns , Agent , 1S02 Farnam St. D-M1 25 MODERN FLAT , 1010 PACIFICST Cha Hnnley. D M6M ! 3 IIOOMS. ONE OR TWO OENTLEMBN , HAS. POR- rclaln buth. hot water , steam heat ; location central ; Jl ami It per week , Cull Flat 7 , Dnv- IdKo block , 18th and rarnam. B M093 TO OENTLEMAN AND WIFE. THREE nlshcd rooms for light housekeeping , gaa stove. heat , bath. Address A 3 , llee office. E-1000 I FURNIBHED ROOMS FOR ; iOUSEKEEPINn for man and wife ; rent taken In board. 319 N , 17th E-Mr70 TWO LARdB FRONT ROOMS. ALCOVE , HAY window ; feteam heat , 411 North 17th. K-C21 27' NEWLY FURNISHED IIOOMS IN I'RIVATB family. 1S11 Cuss. U-UKA n NICELY FUHN1SHED ROOM l.-QR OENTLE- rr. n It ) private family , 1914 Capitol nvc. VURNI8HBD AND UNFUIINI8IIBD ROOMS. 1S11 Davenport st , K M73J JJ S FURNISHKD UOO1I3 FOIl HOUSEIvEFPINO fi > r man and wlf ; rent Ukca In board. ! I3 N. 17lh. E-MZ70 ! l VUII.MSIIKI1 HOOAIS AXD IIOAIin. BTBAM HEATED UOOMS WITH I1OARD. 1003 Harney. F-J49 DIJ MODERN SOUTH IIOOU8. fl.M WEEK UP , Board. $3.00. Uc > I . 15 cent * . ( U North 19th , I't lIMSHni ) IIOOMS AMI IIOAItl ) . ( Contlnurtl. ) NICELY ri'RNlSIIBD FRONT ROOM. MODern - ern conveniences , private family. 70S 8. 23th t , F M5J1 K * NEWLY FURNISHED ROOMS AND HOARD ; hot * nter heat. 2I9J Cats t. F M551 SO' IIOOMS , WITH HOARD , STB AM HEAT. Utopia. 1721 Divenpmt St. F 5SI-2i LAROB FRONT ROOM , WITH IIOAIin. 2H : , Doucl.19 F-M2 21 * : THB MBIUHAM , FIRST CLASS 1'AMILY HO- Icrzsth nnd Dotlge sla. F M707 ELEOANT SOUTH IIOOMS , STEAM HEAT ; ' nrst clnfs board. Hcferences. 203 JVo. ISth. F M710 23 BLKOANT FRONT ROOMS , STBAJl HEAT , nrst clnrn board. 1903 Capitol Avc. r M7C4 Z4 * TAUB SHERMAN AVK. CAR TO N. W. COH- ner of Exposition ( rrnunds nnd put up nt the SnntoRn ; best 12 n day house ; boarders , J3.M to fH.OO ; first week , > 2 ; one meal free ; we nre making a reputation now ; nttcr the exposition open we will make money ; all modern con veniences. Telephone 1931. F M733 D22 IN PRIVATE FAMILY , WITH OR WITH'ILT board. 1313 DodBe. F M724 2. . FOR HK. > TSTOUnS AXI ) OKFICKS. FOR RENT-DESK ROOM IN OROfND FIX3OH olllee , Hee bullying ; water , tl .111 , iuit , cleccilc light nd Jnnltor serlc ; . > to Superln- tcndtnt , Uee bulldlim. 1 187 FOR RENT-TUB 4-STORY I1IUCK HUILDINO at Old Farnam St. This building has n nteproof cement basement ; water on nil lloors , gas , etc. Apply at the olllee of The Hee. I-itlO CORNER STORE ROOM 22xS3 FT. . OOOH l wnent , with elevator , nlcam heat. CI1 N. ICth St. Apply nt 013 N. 16th St. I M5.13 CORNER STORE ROOM 22X85 FT. . OOOD basement , with elevator , sttnm heat. 6I3 N. ICth street. Apply at CIS N. ICth street. I M233 FOR RENT IN THB DEE UU1LU1NU ! One large corner room , 2d floor , with vault nnd private ofllce. water , etc. One large front room , 2d floor , divided Into two rooms by partition , water , etc. Onn largo corner room , 2d lloor , wlth vault , water , etc. One front room , divided by partition , third floor. One corner room with vault , third lloor. One large room , third floor , with partition divid ing It Into one large room and two smaller private rooms , water , etc. Two large ground floor roams , framing 17th St. , with vault. One large ground floor room on Fnrnntn St. , largo \nult. Several small rooms on fourth floor , with vau'ts. ' All those rooms nre heated with steam , clectilo lights supplied , with first class Jnnltor feivlce. Elevators run day nnd nil night ; building strictly fireproof Apply to Superintendent , Hoom 104 , Hee building. 1 138 FOR RENT-TUB 4-STORY UHICK HUILDINO nt 310 Farnam St This building litii n fireproof cement basement ; water on nil floors , gna , etc. Apply at tha oinccof Thn Ree. ! 310 AOI5XTS WANTED , AGENTS , LOCAL AND GENERAL ; new article ; good seller ; excellent profit ; male or female , salary when preen elllclent. A. L.Oray & Co. . tit. Louis. Mo. J-11974 D5 _ _ ENERGETIC MAN OR WOMAN CAN GET Kond position. 214 N. Y. Life , 8 to 10 n. m. ; JL L9 P- ' " J MC73 D20' WANTED , MAN WITH AMHIT1ON AND I'fSH to Introduce a new article among meiclmnts nnd stablemen of Omaha nnd every city nnd town In Nebraska nml Hurrnundlng state ; pay ? $9.00 per day ; tclU on sight ; no competition. Address with stamp , Columbia Mfg. Co. . 1302 Rnco St. , Phlln. , Pa. J M700 23 * WAXTEIJ TO IlISXT. WANTED HY TWO IIUSINESS MEN , TIUIKE CDnnected , unfurnished rooms , with heat , llqlit and board , In a prlxnto family , good locality. References glxon nnd required. Address A HI , nee. K-5S3 STOIIAGU. PACIFIC STORAGE AND V.'AiJEHOL'SE CO. . 908-910 Jones ; general storage and forwarding. M 719 OM. VAN & STORAGE , 1511'Xj FARN'M. TEL 115'j M 720 FRANK KWERS. STORAGE , 1214 HARNEY Hauling nnd packing , cheapest rates. Tel. 936 M-721 \VAXTnnTo HUV. OOOD SECONDHAND I1ASI5 IlUIlNEn , "riADI- nnt Home" preferred. State price and where stove c.in be seen. Address IJ 30 Hc < * N-713-24 * FOIl S.VLE MISCKLLAXEOUS. SAWDUST , 1UJLIC OR SACKED CIliniJINO and hog fence. C. 11. Lee. 901 Douglas. 2ND-HAND BICYCLES. OMAHA DICYCLE CO. 752 FOR SALE. A $ CO LIFE SCHOLARSHIP IN best shorthand school for { 10. Address A W , llee. Q-M3I9 3S- A SIX HORSE POWER ENGINE AND HOILKU for sale or trade cheap. Address 1' . M. . Wash ington , Neb. Q M53'J 24 NEW ROLL TOP DESIC AND CHAIRS APply - ply 310 New York Life. Q MC69 UPRIGHT KIMI1ALL PIANO. LARGE SIZE , J70. M07 Casa street. Q M726 26 CI .YIIIVOYA\TS : , PROF. WHITNEY , CLAIRVOYANT AND palmest. Reads your past , present nnd future like nn open hook. Thousands crowd his ofilce. Reunites husband- ? , lovers nnd wives ; ppeerty marriage to the one of your choice. Advice on speculation , love law nnd divorce ; lorate nnd recovers loot articles nnd papers ; also es tates. Locates mines , minerals anil treasures ot all klndi. If you have trouble BO to him nt onoe , no matter what It Is. Good luck for all. ( Complete life reading for ladles , 60 cents ) . Advice on love , law , business and speculation Ho devclgjis mediums. Dlaanosls of disease free. Clairvoyant remedies cure. Female icg- ubitor , safe nnd sure , never falls. Consulta tion by malt If Btnmp Is Bent. Olllce nnd res idence , 1522 Howard St. , N. B. corner ICth St. , Omaha , Neb. Hours from 9 n. in , to 9:30 : p. m S-M572 26 MASSAGE , IIATHS , ETC. MEDICATED HATHS. SEA , SULPHUR , MAS- sage. Mine. Urlsson , from Paris , 1C7 N. 12th st T 587 N24 MADAM SMITH , 1315 DOUGLAS. MASSAGE stcnm baths. T M53) 2I IIATIIS , MASSAGE. LAURA BLLISON' . Crounse blk. , 113 16th St. , room 13. upstairs. T MC93 27 MRS. DR. LEON , BLECrfitlC MASSAGE RATH parloru ; restful and curative , 417 S. nth , up stairs. T M700 2S MADAM SMITH , 1J15 DOUGLAS , MASSAOH steam baths , T M721 DI I'EHSOXAL. VIAVI OR UTERINE TROU15LES. 348-8 HEE bdg : ; phjulclan , consultation or health hook free U-724 IIATHS , MASSAGE. MMB. POST. 319J4 S. 15TH U-7S3 CLOTHES CLEANBD.PRESSED AND RB- palred ; day. or night ; dresa suits for hire. 1'anlorlurn , N. B. cor , llth and Farnam. Tel ' tICJ. U-M847 THE JOY TAILOR SYSTEM SCHOOL OF dress cutting. 403 Karbach [ Jlock. U M810-N30 LADIES IN POOR CIRCUMSTANCES CAN RE- culve free uttcndance In confinement by ap plying to the Crelghton Medical college , J4th and Davenport Sts. Telephone 11C7. U 270 D-3 GREENHERO. THB SPECIAL LADIES' Tailor , In ready for business , 1703 Webster St. U-233 DS MRS. R. K , HAWRIB TEACHES SALADS AND cakes , Tuesday , No\emb r 3 , 2 p. in. 1713 William St. L won. 50c- U 712-r- IF THOMAS HAMER SOUR SHOULD 8KB this hu would confer a favor on his sister by writing to Annie Myern , Trenton , Grundy Co. , Mo. U M73S J5 LADY OF RBFINKUnNT. STOPPING IN Omaha through Exposition , wishes to meet middle-aged gentleman. Adilrtss II 13 , llee. U-M719 H MOXEY TO I.OAX UI2AI. ESTATE. MONEY TO LOAN AT LOW HATES. THE O. r , Davli Co. . 15M Farnara St. W 727 ANTHONY LOAN & TRUST CO , . 315 N. vT : quick money HI low rotes for choice farm Inndi In Iowa , northern Missouri , eoitern Nebrnsk.i. W IK LOANS ON IMPROVED & UNIMPROVED CITY uropeny. W. Fuinam Smith & Co. . 1MJ Farn'm W 733 MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED OMAHA property. Pu.ey & Thomas. 207 lit. Nat. Ilk. bids W-73J WH HAVE MADE ARRANGEMENTS WITH our eastern correspondents by which we can loan money on farm * In cistern Nebraska J3r nniulx ) Co. , Faxtaa block.YUI73 D3 MOXI3V TO I.OAX 11HAI. ESTATE. ( Continued. ) MONEY TO I/AN mTxTlS. 1'AXTON HI/DCK. W T ) JlOo.OOO.OO SPECIAL FtTND TO I JAN ON flrst-clns , Improvevl Onuhn property , or for building luirpwes. Fidelity Trust C'Tnpiny ; TpETl i-BNT MORTGAGES FOR SALE. PROP- Tty of non-residents cared for by W. II. Mclkle , First National Hnnk bldg. . omnhn ; > MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPfToVED OMAHA real estate , llrcnnnn. Lo\o Co. , Pnxton lilk W-731 FROM IOO PPWAUD F. D. WEAD. IfiTII nnd DouRlns , W-17 : D1I SIOXEY TO I.OA.V-.CIIATTnLS. MOSIJ YTO LOA"N ON FURNITUR"E , PIANOS , liorscs. wagons , etc. , at lowest rates In city ; no removal of good , ; Mrlctly confidential ; jou cnn pay the loan nff nt nny time or In any amount. OMAHA MORTGAGE IXAN CO SDC S. 16th St. X-738 en IXCES. TO GET IN OR OUT OF IlUSINBSd GO TO J. J. Gibson , 614 First N-U'I Hank. Y-7I7 PLANT , STOCK A ROODWIIA , OF A PAYING wholesale , iiifu. & Commlfslon business for rale ; present and prospective Increase of the business lenders It Impossible for present man- ni ; n to give It fulllclcnt nttentlon on account ol Gther business ; rare cllnnce for a couple ot hustlcis. J3.WW.OO tnkea It. W E. G. . 311 Pnt- tjn niock. Cninlm Y--M814 * FOR SALB , GENr.RAL STOCIC OV MBRCHAN- dlse , Invoice about JC.OOO. A K od store bull 1- Ine , SOxCO ; also n good resilience , nil will go cheap ; In a Kooil , thtlxlng town on the main line of the U. P. R. U. , and one of the best Krnln counties In the stnte , Address A C > * , Omaha lice. Terms cash , but n , gicat birgaln. Y MoW 2C FOR SALE-DRUG STORE , FINE STOCK , AT a sacrifice , good trade , central IXMtlnn. In Omaha ; will take dc-"lrnb'e ' moderate sized house nnd lot In part pajmcnt. Addresi A 31 Heo olTlce. Y "SO 215 POIl SALE HEAL ESTATE. KOUNTZE PLACE HAHGAINS , J2.BOO. 13.750 TO JG.CW. J. J. Gibson. C14 Flnt Nat. li.tnk bldg. HE 73S ilOUSES , LOTS. FARMS , LANDS. LOANS. Gco. P. Bends Real Estate Co. , 1'axton JIIOCK. UK 739 FARM LANDS. C. F. HARRISON. 1)12 ) N. Y. L. RB-.M161 DIG- BARGAINS , HOUSES , LOTS AND FARMS ; sain or trade. F. 1C. Darling , Harlter Hlk. Ill } 741 LAROB 9-ROOM MODERN HOUSE. tS.OOO. easy term * . Inquire on premises. G03 s. 25th Slreet. RK M49 ! WILL EXCHANGE CLKAR LOTS AND CAPH for equities In vacant lots nnd Improved prop erty. Hnstlngs. 212 S. 14th t. 11B MSi'i J5 LAND : ' 97 PROP P'D , THB PRICE. WM- non , lieu Hldg. RB 541 FOR SALE 230000 ACRES. > TATE A ND Pltl- vate lands. Imprned Innds. s-uHr.h'o for colonies ; timber lands , pine , .cyprers nnd oak : seve'al large tracts ; titles Rood ; health nnd climate nil that could be desired ; terms llbeial ; prices lower than ever heord of ; drturipllon * guaranteed. Save comml-'slon' ? by direct cor respondence. James O. Glbbes , State Li nil Agent , Columbia , S. C. RE C4S 24 * HOUSES WINTERED. HORSES WINTERED , IIEST OF CARE ; RATES $3.00 per month. W. E. Owens , 3607 Outer St llf'SDcc.T WANTED. HORSES TO WINTER ; T1EST OK cars ; rates reasonable. Address P. O. Box 45. Crescent , Iowa. 127 D-2' GOOD STABLES. REST OF CARE Jl AND SI ! month. A. W. Phelps & Son. 207 New York Life. Tel. 1054. M2I2 WINTER QUARTERS FOP IIORSKP : ONE OF the best , nnd reasonable rates ; hnres called for nnd delivered' coed references , Seott Rob inson , Papllllon , Neb. At fair grounds. M211 30 BEST CITY REFERENCES. BERT CARE. | t month. O. Rushart , 51st nnd Poppletnn ave. 4fO-d 14 * LOST. REWARD FOR RETURN OF SCOTCH COLLIE pup. 2120 Ohio st. Lopt M4C2 2S LOST SCOTCH COLLIE PUP. FOI'R MONTHS old , tan with white points. Finder will rec"lve reward by returning to 1C24 S. 32d Ave. lyjst 711-22 SMALT , YFLLOW PETTRR PUP SPLIT VOK. . Ktlz-Nevlns Co. Row ml. Lis' Y73 > 2 ( SHOHTIIAXD AXO TYPEWHITIXG. A. C. VAN SANT'S SCHOOL , 513 N. Y. LIFE. AT OMAHA RUS. COLLEGE. 1CTI' & DOUGLAS. 743 II. B. ROYLES. COURT REPORTER. PRIVATE lessons ; day and tvenlng. 407 Bee Bldg. MEDICAL. I.\DIES ! CHtCHESTr.TVS ENGLISH PENNYroyal - royal Pills ( Diamond brand ) are the best Safe , reliable. Tnko no other. P nd 4r H'nmrs for rmrtlculars , "Relief for Lidles , " In Utter by re turn mall. At drugglstx C'hlcheater Chemical Co. , Philadelphia , Pa. Mention Ree. M7J3 23 * COAL. BURLINGTON NUT , BEST CHEAPEST. PRICE J3.73 per ton. ' 1'hone 848. Harmon & Wceth Co. 466 TYI'EWllITEHS. RENTED , J4.CO PER MONTH ; RII1RONS. 75C each ; price of cabinets reduced. Smith Pre. inter Typewriter Co. , No , 1C23 Farnnm St. St.M30C M30C TAILOR TimiMIXflS. WANTED , TAILORS TO BUY THEIR WOOLens - ens and trimmings from the Eastern Woolen and Trimming Co. . 1514 Douglas St. St.M636 M636 N2i ( MUSIC , ART AXU LA.NOUAfiE. PROF. JEAN C. DE KOLTY OF THE COLlege - lege Do Franco , Paris , teacher of French lan guage and literature. Address A 47 , Hee. M503 23 * FOR COMPETENT STENOGRAPHERS CALL on The Smith Premier Typewriter Company. No , 1623 Farnam St. 11507 I'AWXHROICERS. II. MAROWITZ LOANS MONEY. 418 N. 16 ST. - _ _ _ _ _ _ . . _ _ _ 747 ELOCUTIOV. MRS , RALPH E. 8UNDERLAND. 1545 S. 29TH St. . will lake n few more uuplls. 324 Dll SEWIXO MACHINES A.MJ SUPPLIICS. NEW HOME. HOUSEHOLD & WHITE SEWing - ing niachlnen & supplies. 1514 Cip nve. Tel. 1574. 810 KUHXITURE 1'AOKED. M. S. WALICLIN , 21H CUMING. TBU 1331. 1331.744 -744 PATENTS. D A TP17 WPC ! Sut > * t-0' . Attorneys- r A 1 fciN 1 b t-Uw BIU , Omaha , Nh. Branch utnco at Waihlavton , D , C , Send for free Advlco and Patent Book , Send for our Machine Movements , copyrighted , 1897. Telephone 1623. _ pno ro8AT7s FOR coA i ; ursriNDrAN Service , Uoaebuil Auency , S. U. , November 15 , 1897. Sealed proposals , endorsed " 1'ro- posnlu for Coal , " and addreased to tha un- Uurrlirnc'd at Koaebud , South UiiUota , will be received at tlila agency until 1 o clock p. in. of Monday , December 0. 1S'J7 ' , for fur nishing and delivering ; at the boardlni ; Hcliool , under charge of this agency , two hundred tons (200 ( tons ) soft coal , Colorado lump , or cauul. Bald coal must bo clean , free from slate nnd other Impurities , \vclh 2,000 ll > a. to the ton , and must be delivered aa required by tlio undersigned during the fiscal year ending June 30 , 1693. All coal offered for delivery under any contract wlll bo subject to a rigid Inspection. The right la reserved to reject any or all bids or any part of uny bid If deemed for the best In terests of the service. Certified Checks. ICuch bid must bo accompanied by a certi fied check or draft upon some United States depository or solvent national bunk. In the vicinity of the residence of the bidder , roadu payable to the order of the Commissioner of Indian u flairs , for at least & per cent of the umount of the proposal , which checker or draft will be forfeited to the United States In rnsn any bidder or bidders receiv ing an award shall fall to promptly execute u contract with good and surnclent sure ties , otherwise to be returned to the bidder. Kids accompanied by cash In lieu of a cer tified check' will not be considered , rot" uny further Information apply to C'harleu B. McChcsney , U. 8 Indian Agent. N16 18 20 23 a 2 ? SO D2 4 ( Should ho read DAIlTVliy nil Interested , na changes may occur nt any time ) . Vorelmi mnli * tar the week ending No vember 27th , 1S07 , will close ( IMlOMPTI/Y In CIIHPS ) nt the O'mnil 1'ostollice ns fol- ! 1iA,1Jc,153 ! I'OST MAILS close ONM3 ) UU , , , ISAULIHU than closing time sho-Aii - VUiintlu TttBSDAY-At 11 n. m. ( supplementary 12SO : vi. > Slfar \ OHH-MAXY , per ? . 9. Kaiser \\llhplm der are . , vl.i Bremen ( letters for o her parts of Km ope , vln Soiltlmmpton " 11' ' Iln-men , must be directed "per Kaiser 'Wll-.elm ' der Ore so" ) . WiiNKSl > AY-Al J u m. for 11131.01 I'M illcut ! , per s. < . KenslnKton , via Antwerp ( letters must be directed "per KeiwIiiR- tiiii' ) : at 7 a. nl.rsupplenunt.iry S a. m. ) tor KUIIOI'R ptr B , g.ist. boulfl * . vl.i South ampton ( teiterH' fen Irulnnd muat be dl- icc cd "por St. J.otiU" ) : at 0 n. in ( supple mentary 10 ; n/m.X for KUKOI'B , per s. t. Majillc , via C"uc " < ' ! tslown. SATUIUJAY-Arpajn ! m. for KUUOl'K. per s s. LiicanlA1a Qtiruns'.own Otters for l-'rnncp. S IKrrnnd ( ! , Italy , Spain , Portugnl , TurUuy , l-'gypt and HrltHh India must b dlrt-flMl "per Lucanla" ) ; nt 7 n. m. for KRANnO. SU-ITXBIlhANO , ITALY , SPAIN , I'OIlTltOAt * Tt'HKBY. BOYPT . - ' - CT'J > l-ll. it/t AJ I J 1 I J t * * * l I * T - J direct , p r s. m. Obdjin , vl.i Itottt-rtlani ( Intters must lie directed "per Obdtm" ) ; nt S n. in. foriOPlNOA , per s. . Werrn , ( lotter.o must W'dltvcled ' "per Werra" ) ; at 10 n. m. for SCOTllAND direct , per 8. s. Ancliorlnla QliiFiow ( letters must bo il'r ' rid ! ' 'pi r Atc.irla"i | , ( ) ut 11 a , in. for NOIIWAY direct , per s. s. Nnrgc ( Ictterrt musfbb tilrecUil " | cr N" riUNTBO MATTKil KTC. German ptoamcrs ( sailing en Tiusdays take I'rlntcil Matter , Uc. . for Germany , and Specially Add esed Print uil Matter , etc. , for other parts of Europe. Ainerl- cau nnd While Star itiMincrs on Wcdncfdn > s , Oeimiin ftcamei-A on Thurda > nnd Cunnid. Trench nnd ( leimnn stcnniniH on Saturdays take Printed Hatter , etc. , for nil ronn'rlLB for which they nre nd\ertUcd to carry mill. After the closlnij of the Supplcmentiry TransAtlantic - Atlantic MiilU named nhovr , nilillll nml sup plementary malls ar opem-d on the ple-s tt the American , EiiRlUh , Krcnch nnd Oerman steamers , and remain cpon until within Ten Minutes of the hour of Killlmr of Htcaincr. > lnllM for- South nml On trill Aiiu-rli-n , \ \ ' .st llulU'N , ICtC. TUESDAY At * V. t ) . m for COSTA IlICA , per steamer from New Orleans ; at 0 p. m. for TOUT ANTONIO , per otfcimcr from Uoston. WI3DNKSDAY At 2:30 : a. m for POUT AN TONIO , per steamer from Philadelphia ; at 11 a. m. for NEWFOUNDLAND , per . p. Portia ; nt 11 a. m. ( aupplwnentnry liw : a. m. ) for VKNHHUl < : rA and CUUAOAO , also SAVANILI..A and CAUT1IAOENA Via Curacao , jver s. s. Philadelphia : at 1 p. infer for CU1LV , IMT si s. Orizaba , via 1 lav 111.1 : at 1 p. m. BARBADOS dlrec , a'sn ' NOUTIf I1KAX1L , vln Para , Maranlum and Cenra , pi-r s. s. Dominic ; at S p. m. for JAMAH- , per s. a. Ardamlhu. FRIDAY A' ' . " n. m. for NlSWTOt'ND- LAND , per s. s. Assyrian , from I'hllu- delphla. SATURDAY nt nSO : a m. ( PiipioU-mcntary 10 a. m ) for ST. THOMAS , ST. CIIO1X.MK \ - WARD and WINDWARD ISLANDS , w T s. E. Fonfibello ( letters for Gn nada , Trini dad and Tobago murt bo directed "per Fontabellt' ' ) : nt 10 a. m ( supplementniy 1M n. m. ) for FORTUNE ISLAND , JAMAICA. SA VANILLA and CARTH- AOENA. per s. s. Allughany ( letters for Co. ti > Rico , must be directed "por Al- legh.tny" ) ; at 10 a , m. ( supplementary 30 " 0 a. m. ) for HAITI , per s. s. Andes , via Port au Prince , Petit Gonve. Gonalvca and J. r.-ml" : at 10-J : n. in. lor t'AAl PKCHIS , CHIAPAS , TABASCO anil YUCATAN , per s. s. Saratcja ( letters for other parts ofi Mexico and for Cuba must be directed "per Saratoga" ) ; at VI in. for GRENADA , TRINIDAD and TOUAGO. per s. H. Irruwnddy : ut 8SO : p. m. for ST. P1KRRE- MIQUELON , per steamer from North Sydney. Malls for Newfoundland , by rail to Halifax , nnd thence by steamer , coe nt this otllcc dally at 8:30 : ] > , m. Halls for Mlquuion , hy rail to Boston nnd thence by stenrner close at this oltlco dally nt S:30 p. in Malls for Cuba close at this olllee dally at 7:00 : a. m. for fnrnnrdtni ; by steamers Balling ( Mondays and Thursdays ) from Tort Tnmpn , Fla. L.Mter mills for Mexico ice City , o\erland , unleiB tpeclally addressed for dl-patch by steamer , clo'c1 nt this olllce dally nt 12CO in.j paper malls at 0:00 : a. m. Hcelstuied mall closes at lilO : p. m. previous day. Trniis-Pncini : ' for China ; Japan and Hawull. per a. s. City of Rio Janeiro ( from Snn Fran cisco ) , close here "dally up to November 21st at GHO : p.1 m.1 Malls for China nnd Japan , per w. s. Columbia ( from Tacotna ) close hero dally up to November 2Ist at C:30 : p. in. Malls jfor Hawaii , per s. s. Australlla ( fromnSnn Francisco ) close hfcro dally up to November 21th nt C ; : o p. m. Malls for tle ) Society Islands , per ship Galileo ( frbmfSnn Francisco ) , close hero daily up to November 21th at ( irliO p. m. Malls for China nnd Japan ( spe cially addressed only ) , per s. s. Umpress of China ( from , Vancouver ) , close here dally up to November * * 29th nt Cfl : p. m. Malls for Australia ( except those for West Australia ) which nre forwarded via Knrope , New Zealand , Hawaii , FIJI and Samoan Islands , ' Pur s. s. Mnrlposo- ( from San Francisco ) , close here dally up to December * * .1d lat 7:30 : a. m. , 11 n. m. and 6:20 : p. m , ( or om arrival at New York of a. s , Campania with British malls for Aus tralia ) . Malls for Australia ( except West Australia ) , New Zealand , Hawaii and FIJI Islands , per a. s ; 'Aorangl ( from Van couver ) , close herij dally after December 3d and up to December Cth at 0:30 : p. m. Trane-Paclflc malls arc forwarded to port of sailing dally nnd the schedule of closing Is arranged on the presumption of their uninter rupted o\erlnnd transit. "IleKlslered mall closes ut C p , m. prevIouH day. Postolllce , New York , N , Y , , November 19 , 1S07. PORNF.MT'S VAN COTT. PoHtmnster. IIAIMIOADS. J CHICAGO. ST. PAUU MINNK. apolls & Omaha Hallway General ameer Nchraska Di vision , Fifteenth nnd Webster Stie tB City Ticket OiHcc , HOI I'nrnam Street. Ttlephone " ' un < 1 Webstr Strcct'- Telephone. i . Sioux City Accommoda , 8:50 : am 8:20 : pm Sioux City Accommoda. 0:50 : am 8:20 : pm Blair , Emerson. Sioux City , 1'nnca , Hartlns- ton nnd Ulsomneld. . . . t:00 : pro " 11:55 : am Sioux City , Mankato , SU Paul , Mlnneanolls , . . - " :1B : pm 9:10 : nm Emerson Passenger . . . . 6:10 : pm ! > .43 urn Dnl'y. D.illy except Sunuay. Sunday only. This train stops at stations Florence to bo. Blair. Inclusive. Sundays only : on week days So. Blair only. I FRITilONT. KLKHOKN & Mlsbourl Valley itiillway Gen eral plllccs. UnltcMl states Na- tlonnl Hunk Huiiuing. boutn- nam Streets Ticket Olllce , west Corner Twelfth and Far- Street. Telephone. Ml. Depot. i and WeluU-r Streets. Telephone. U',8. Lcavu , Arrive , Illuck Hills , Dendwood and Hot Sprlntfs 3:00 : pra 5:00 : pm Wyoming. i.'aEpcr and Douclar 3:00 : pm 5:00 : pm Hasting' , York , David City. Supeiler , Uen v , Exeter und Keward. . . 3:00 : pnt 6:00 : pm Norfo'k , Wejt point and 7,0 ; am " 10Jj ; am Fremont. . , . Lincoln , Wohoo and ' 7:10 : am "lOiZj am Fremont Fremont Local. . , 7:50 : am Daily. Dally except Sunday , Sunday only , Dally except Baturday , Daily except Monday , CHICAGO & NOimiWEST- crn Hallway City Ticket Olllce. 1401 Farnam Street. lelephone. Ml. Depat. Tenth and Mason Streets. Telephone , Le ° Ve < Arrlve Mluourl Valley , stout > City , St. I'aul and * C" ° ° m Soux ' 9t5 : " " _ . T.30 am 9:15 : Dm Eastern Kxpresx. Des Molne * . Murohalltown , . Hedaf T'd" ' . Chicago 10l5om 4:10 pm Atlanllo Flytr , CnlcaKO and Rast . . . . 4i5 ; Pra fw pm Fast Mall. Chicago to Omaha . . . . . . . . 9,10 Pm Mls ourl Valley. Slaui City , Bt. I'aul , Minne apolis Limited . . ; , . . . . * CSIpm : 9:5 : am Omaha-Chica.ro SD cl l. * 6:20 : pin s'io am Dally "Dally except Sunday , PACIFIC HAH- Sa ? Qev'cfal ; Oll'c" ' . United State. Natlona ) Hank llulld. la : . W , Comer Twelfth Tlcl ( < ! t L8Vei Arr1" " Sioux City. Mank to.4St ' ! U Pm 9M Bm M1S6QUIII PACIFIC KAILHOAD -a DEral Olllce and Ticket ON Sf.i . Mtrcl'inu ' National Hank nulld OK. KJl Farnam Street. ' ' ' "I1.0"w < - POt. Fifteenth and Web ter Htrtiu. Telephone , Leave. Arrlvt. Sts : pra JZ:65 : pni spre . 5SO : pm 6:00 : am Nebraska Local . 4:3d : pu > 9:45 : am Dally. Dolly . HunJay UAIMtOAn.l. ( Continued ) lirUMNOTON * .MIBM.UIU RUer Ilnllroid--"The lltirllnjr. ton Home" Ocneral OIHces. N. W rornor Tenth nnd rnrnim Streets , Ticket Ofllop. 1IMI3 KnrnHm Filed. Telephone 2il. Depot. Tenth nnd Mason Stncts. T * > phon * . 123 Leave. Arrive i nm 5'35 nm 4:0 : } pm 7 45 pm " 11.30 nm t _ CHICAGO IIUULINOTON A Qulncy Ilnllroad "Tho Hurl. InRton lloutc" Ticket OHIce , 1502 Fainntn Street. Tclcphona 250. Depot , Tenth nnd Mason Streets. Telephone , US. Lonv * . US.Arrive , * 5:03 : pm 7:56 am 9(8 : ( nm 4 15 jmi pm 7t : > 3 nm "Ui40 am 5:40 j.m 2M ; pm TANSAS CITY. ST. JOSEPH Council muffs Hnllroad- "The HurlliiRton Iloutc" Ticket Oilier. 1M > : Farnam Street. Telephone 230. Depot , Tenlh nnd Mason Streets. Tele , p'.ionc. 125. I < oave. Arrive City Diy Ux. . . ! > ' 05 am BIO : pn Kniisas city Uljht Ex. . * 10:00 : pm 0:50 : an UNION PACIFIC "THE OV1JK land lloute" General olllcct , N K. Corner Ninth nnd Fnrnam Streets. City Ticket Olllce , UO Farnam Street. Telephone , 316 Depot , Tenth and Mason Streets. Telephone , 12S. Leavt. Arrive Tha Overland Limited for Denver , Salt I-iko. western points . * 8:20 : am 4:13 : pm Fast Mall train for Denver , Salt Lake , Pacific coa t nnd all wont-rn points . 3M : pm * 10:20 : am Lincoln , llcatrlce nnd StroinaburK Express. . . , B:00 : pm " 12:10 : pn Iteainey lixptefs . 5:00 : pm " 12:10 : pn Dully Dally except Sunday. Council ! llurTs Local Leaxc ? . 5:40 : a. m. : 0:3) : a , in. ; 7n : a. in. , 8:25 : u. m. ; 10:41 : n. m.2I5 ; ! p. in. ; 4:30 : p. m. ; rD5 : p. m. Arrlxcs , C:20 : n. in. ; 7:20 : a. m. ; S n. in. ; 'J:25.i : , ni. : 11:3) : a. m. ; 3:10 : u. m. ; B : OJ iih ; 8nj : p. m. : 10:45 : < > . n- OMAHA , KANSAS CITH EASTERN KAIL- loail Omahii A St. Louis llnllroad "The O. K. noute"-TlcKpt Olllce. 1415 Knrnnm Strcct. iPleplioni ! , 322. Depot. Tenth and Mason Sticets. Telephone. 12s. Leave. Arrive. Pntloniburn. Kliksvllle , Qulncy Local . ' 5:40 : am ! 0:43 : pm "ILou1 , * . N"W York Llmllod . 1 4:30 : pin U:30 : am Dnllv. CHICAGO , ROCK ISLAND , t Pacinc llnliroid "Tin * Great Hoelt Island Houtc" City Ticket Office , 1323 Farnam Stieet. Telephone. I2S. Depot , Tentli nnd Mason Streets. Telephone , 12S. i eave. ClucuKO and St . VeKtlhuled Express . . . . 4:10 : pm > pm Lincoln , Cilorodo Sjirlniss , Pueblo Denver and went * 1:55 : ,111 4:23 : pm Chli'.iEO , Dos Mol"es nnd Hocl : Island * 7:00 : pm 8:15 : am Atlantic Expresi , for Dss Mnines nnd eastern polntu " 7:20 : nm 5:33 : pm Lincoln , Falrbury nnd HHIi'vllle " 3:43 : pni " 10:40 : am Dally Dally iirept SundiiS- cult Alill , ML ( < - , XLj'vUli & h ? Paul Knllwny City Ticket Onice , 1304 Fmnam Street. Telephone. SfDepot \ , Tentli and Mason Streets. Telephone , 12S. _ , Leave. Arrive. Chicago Limited Ex. . . . 5:41 : pm 8:03 : am Omalia and Chicago Ex. * lloo : am liu : pm * Dally. W-VDASH UAILnOAD TICKET OFFICE. 1415 Farnam Strict. Telephone , Mi. Depot , Tcntl "lid Mason Streets. Telephone. 12S. . _ Leave. Arrive. St. Louis "Cannon B.ill" 4:30iun : llJCOam CAPACITY UXMMITKI ) . The Kriuik .IdiiilNslon of an Ardrll Ijiivor. "You're big , handsome , well oft tind fas clnctlnR. Xmv , tell me why you never married until you were 38 and then hnnnrm me as the , object of your mature affec tlons. " It was 'Hunker's ' wife dolni ; the talking , re latcs the Detroit Free Press , and lie Is a man of .truth ; so ho tried to put her off with an evasive answer. Dut no woman will dtamls such a subject until it Is exhausted. "Well , " ho answered reluctantly , "It wat , this way. No man was ever so susceptible to the tender parslon as I. My whole famll } were kept on the alert to 'prevent my marry ing Ibefore I was 18. I simply fell head over heels In love with every girl I met , nnd to meet her more than , three times within the space of a. week without proposing to her was an Impossibility. When the work of looking after mo at homo became tco arduc-us father hit upon another plan. lie put me out on the road. 'My ' territory covered the whole western coiU'lncnt. ' Two consecutive rtaji ? were never permitted to pass without receiving a telegram to move on nnd attend to Gomethlng of pressing necessity in some other town. "I never suspected anything but that I S doing an enormous fouzlness ami Insisted at Intervals on having my salary raised. I would no snonor set on friendly terms with a woman than , along would come that notice to keep going. I suspected now that I was being shadowed all the while. At last I tired of the endless chase. Insisted on be coming stationary for a time and came hereto to run a branch establishment. You knmv , dear , that we were engaged within two weeks. " "What a record ! And I suppose you were In love with a dozen girls before you ever saw me ? " "Hundreds of them. " "Well , dts a good thing I didn't know it. f J I'X.MailV ' PHACTICU. I'lTllN tllllt OlllNldcTM KlKMV VlT > ' I.Kile AhoiiU An olllccr of the United States navy re lates In the San Francisco Chronicle the following as Illustrating' wmo of the perils of gunnery at sea : " 1 came very near going up Into the air In .small bits on this last squadron cruise. Wo were at heavy sun practice at pea , and but for the nulclmess of nlio Kiinner'a mate would never have returned. As you proba bly know , the heavy guns In the turrets are fired by electricity , the gun being dis charged simply by pressing a. button. The olllcer In command of the forward turret on our ship during rapid-llrlng practlco wan Just about to press the button to llro one of our bis Kims , whoa a , gunner's miato was seen to grab at something on the "wall of the turret and then fall In a heap on the lloor. The olllcer pressed the button , but the sun IWIIH not discharged. When ibo ; rnato came to ho was asked what had happened , and ho Informed the otllcer that the breech of the gun had not been locked , and that what ho grabbed nt on the wall was the wires formIng - Ing the electric firing circuit. When ho * aiA' that the olllcer waJ preparing to llro the gun , und at the same tlmo observed that the breech of the gun was not locked , the only thing that occurred ) to him to prevent the gun being discharged wan to destroy ithc circuit , 'which ho did ( promptly and ef fectively , When all this occurred there was n charge of 2.V ) pounds of powder In the gun , another charge of the aanui sizu In the turret ready to be served , and the jmKKiBe- iwuy loading to the powder magazine was wldo open. Hut for the quickness of the gunners mate the gun would have been blown out Inside the turret , tint gnses from the burning powder would probably have Ignited itho ehargo lyin In the turret , this explosion would have Ignited the powder In tliu magazine , and the chance * ara that the whole Hhlj > , crew and all , would hnvo gone up In the air. A thought that has occurred to mo Is thin : Suppose ( ho accident had occurred , what do you Imagine the verdict of the board of Inquiry us ( to the causa of the lodt * of the uhlp would have been ? Sinew his experience the department ban adopted electrical means to prevent the dls- clmrKo of niiy of the largo guns until the breech Is locked.Ji. \VVllUellril. . Atlanta Constitution : "John told me. " uald the farmer to the obituary writer , "that ho wanted It put on his tombstone that he died out o' debt owln' no man a cent , an * I told him I'd my up his iletitM for him so It could bo wrote down that way , No.v , call out the amounts oil them tluir blllH , If you please. " "John Jones , ten dollars. " "All rls'it ' : I'll pay tlm > " "William Urovsii , ilfteen dollars. " "Well. I'll settle 'that. " "Itufua Smith , twenty dollars. " "Oettln1 steep , but I'll fix It. " "Amos Williams , thirty dolluTS. ' "Hakes * nllve | But I'll wUtlo It. " "llli'hunl Hcott , one hundred dollars" " - " exclaimed the excited "S op right tl-'ir ' ! farmer ; "durn John's old pletur'l ihat did ho mean , unyhow ? Jest write a line or two an' nay that ho died happy durn him ? " Arnold's Jlromo Celery cures headaches , lOc , Sao aiiJ JOc. All drugslats. TUIAI.s OP A SiOVlcn AT III XTIXO. From I'unch. Brown 1 wish I had the moral cour ngo to BO homo I I.V LOMH ) IV'S SLUMS. ' From Plck-Me-Ur ( I Curate ( nev to the district ) My poor child , Is It possible that your parent ! can bq BO depraved as to send a little boy like you for beer ? ' "Ska 'Poor Child Parlents ? This uln't for no parlents. It's for mcselfl AND SO 'J'linV WISH IS 1IA1HUKD. From ' . l'lck-Me-Up. "Did you ever catch your huatmnd fAlrtlnc ? " "Yes ; that's the way I caught him , " UP AC'AI.VST IT. From Ally Sloper , "Dcr < t you wish to drive me to my manliood'u hut resource , woman ? Do ywl wish rnu to otrlko you ? " -