13 TIT 13 OMAHA DAILY 11212 : TTtUDAY , NOVEMBER 5 , T897. ROMANY'S ' WINTER FLITTING Cold Weather Driving Gypsies from Tholr Summer Damping Grouuas , FACTS ABOUT A LITTLE KNOWN PEOPLE dill n > ot Tilt-til MUM- Trillion lo Kollou , Oilier * Hliuplj' Me Around mill Sllth for Crccn KIclilN 1'itck- Ul > unit 3liMlnu. | "The gypsy's winter Is nt hand. All the country over the scattered bands of the Tngrant Romany arc turning their horses' liends toward that particular spot which Is to bo their place of hibernation. He loves warmth and sunshine and blrdsong , docs the llomany ; but the frcsts of wintertime affright Mm. So ho hies him to the far couth ; or , Hutting his van away , takes shelter beneath n uncongenial rcof In some kaulo-sav or gloomy city. " In this wise spoke Paul Kestcr , the best Interpreter whom the Gypsy race has found In our own tlnuo , and author of "Tho Real Gypsy" a kbonly sympathctlc'collectlon of talcs descriptive of the Romany. Mr. Kcstcr has devoted many long years to the study of thcie nomads from the east , and he maybe bo said to know them as well as any Gorglo or gentile can ever know. He has Just re turned from a visit to the famous summer camp of the patriarch , Chenodlnc Love ! , near Newark , one of the largest of Its kind In America , and has made n careful study of the preparations now In progress for the annual southern migration of old Level and his tribe. "Some of the families , " said Mr. Kcstcr , "will remain a llttlo longer following the CHENODINE LOVRLL'S GYPSY CAMP ON THE WAY SOUTH. pattrln trail. Those are the ones In whost natures a .deeper love of nature and open- air life happens to be planted. The Gyps } hates cold , heartily , but I have known him to brayn the twinges of premature frost In order to snatch a few more days In the country , among the changing leaves' . How ever , the great majority are already getting ready io move. "Where docs the Romany spend his | winter ? Well , mostly he goes Into city quarters. Nearly every gypsy has some avocation which he can ply In. town. Many indeed have prosperous businesses of their own ; which are left to take care of themselves - ' solves , or to be taken care of by Gorglos Ourlng the summer months. Livery stable keeping IP a favorite branch of tradp with them , and scores of gypsy stable proprietors , some ot them quite rich , may be met with throughout the cities , and especially In New- England. The women , of course , practice fortune telling whatever the 'police ' will let them * and peddling where fortune telling Is "tabooed. In numerous cases cozy little shops uro waiting for them to start the winter occupations again. CHENODINE LOVEL'S OPINIONS. "Old Chcnodlne Level and his tribe are going s nth , and will probably continue their open-air life all through the winter , wlillo camping through Florida and Louisiana. 'Don't > ou talk to mu of the gay , ' said old Level , n few weeks ago. 'TIu ; gay s just llko n church yard , rye ; and when I goes Into n big city and sees the Gorglos a-llvlng in . their whltu houses , all alike and all sldei by Bide , I thinks to myself that I'll be laid nway In the ground scon enough under a llttlo house- Just like ono of them. My people ple were iiiado for the fresh , alr , rye , and the fresh air , and the roads , and the trees and fluids are our only real homo. ' Old Level meant every word ho said , I don't believe you could get him to live In a city unr'.er any circumstances. Tha Levels have Eoveral vans , and honietimes as many is : thirty or even thirty-five , no plu travel with the tribe. It Is qulto a formidable caravan , nnd In the da > s when 'drabblng thu baulo' ( stealing the pig ) and similar devices for Illicitly swelling the Romany larder wuro In vogue , tin ) touthein formers used to io around \ylth guns while 1-ovel'n trlbo was passing , Now thu old man nnd his family ore ) better known In thu south , and they nro seldom or nuver molest til. " ! > 'or weeks boforu the actual striking of the tents there Is pocking going on In the camp. " Everything not In actual uee Is stowed away. Moreover , the trade In hoiHC'S ( every traveling Romany Is a horto dealer to a greater or less extent ) becomes moro brisk. Animals aie bought , sold or swapped , ' Until n goodly string of likely caltlo U hobbled at the back of thu encamp ment. You can pretty nearly always tell , liy tint look of those horses , Jiow their gypsy owners are going to spend the winter. If tha beasts me heavy , stoutly built buupts they are Intended for farm use , nnd you can feel certain that the caravan Is about to drift southward. If , en the other hand , they consist of hacks and tha llko. suitable ( or the city , It U reasonable to suppose that their possessors propose to make for foino largo town , TOLD THEIR TENTS LIKE THE ARABS. "The truo' gn > sy has the oriental knack of folding bis tent llko thn Arab and silently stealing nway. Once the lomu Impedimenta of tlio camp has been ( towed away , the lienvy packing Is flnlxhoi with a will and frciUi | > ntly finished between two suns. I ro- xnember one evening visiting a gypsy ramp an unusually largo camp , too and noticing no sign of an approaching divarture. The tents were all up , the tires were lit , and jrts were swung above the blazing logs , Children and dogs playe > \ among the vans , and horses grazed us they h'Jd done through out the summer. Men lay smoking under the tiees and women moved hither and thither , or gathered In little groups for a chat. In this state I left the encampment , promising myself to return next day , when I milit | bo able to InciVako my friendship with the Romany. Next day , accordingly , I returned to the spot , but saw no sign of vans , tents or gyialcs. At first I fancied that I bad made a mistake It ) the locality , bit : an Investigation showed mo that I was quite right. There were the charred remains of the campflres and tlicvo , too , ran the wheel marks left by the vans as they were being driven toward the nearby roaJ. Truly the gypsies had startid for winter quarters between sunset and sunrise. In such way ho old patriarchs of the bible must have moved from pasture land to pasture land , bringing with them their tribes and driving before them their flocks nnd hcrJs. WhIU I was ttlll In 'tho tend of drowslbrad' my Ilomany friends hntl , without doubt , put many miles between Ibclr iiimmer rcstlns place and Iho winter homo frr which they were bound. 1'iuvATH TKL-noiiApn SYSTK.M. "Such cahl\aM fever great distances. Ilat-ely docs a gypsy go Into winter quarters nt a place n6ar which ho has spent the sum mer. When -changes ho desires a com plete change , and hcnco he generally goes as far away ns ho possibly can. I have known gypsies who summered near St. Paul to winter In Denver or further south. They still keep up the romantic custom of sprink ling tufts of grass and similar tokens along the reads by which ( hey vass , to that other gjprtlcs may lie guided by these pattrlns nlciiR the right trail. Uut , as I have elsewhere - where pointed out , they arc getting to use the telegraph mere and moro every day. Poetically Inclined porsont , may agree with tlio old-school Homany that this Innovation Is a regrettable one ; but the convenience of the wire anicals to the young gypsy , who Is often moil orientally Imloltnt and prefers to send a moas.igo in the Oorgio fashion than to strain hla eyes. , looking for the pattrlns along dusty , rdadsi , "Where go the.vans and appurtenances of the summer camp , when the Homany f.rjiP.lcs return to the cities ? to the livery utftblo for the most part. , . 'In fivcrV' big eastern town thcro Is surojp be at least one livery stable owned bv a man who Is cither himself a gypsy , or who has affiliations with the Koni'iny. J ook through his sheds during the wlntefinonths and you will find , I'll warrant , a van or two , packed ready for the next campaign. In nearby stalls the van horses may bo found comfortably bedded. , A true Hoiiia'ih- hesitates long before he works his summer horse during the cold reason spent In the city ; and PO the horse lies In Tils box and drnims , probably , like his master , of warm weather and the ver dant country. QYPSIE3 IN HIGH LIPI3. "You would be surprised , and BO would the matter-of-fact , work-a-day world were It not made plain how many of the Romany1 blood there are In the upper strati of so ciety. Your lawyer , your doctor or your g o er ahj > cf these may be a gjp-y , wl'hout you knowing It. There are scares of ml 11 n alre gypsls , Two of these I have the pleas ure of knowing per&omliy. They are highly . espucted clflzens , and go regularly to church ( I must frankly own that I regard the gypsy's religion as merely iissumed for busi ness reasons. The gypsy Is a born pagan ) , while their srclal and business associates never dream for a moment that a single drop of Romany blood flows In veins so sin gularly respectable. But , bless you ! If those wealthy gypsies did not have their An nual month or two of inherited vagrancy they would pine and' die of ennui. So they Just slip quietly out of town , have It noised abroad that they are going to some fashion able waterlngi-place and then make a dish for liberty anjl the nearest g > psy camp. QJC of them _ secrf.tly owns a van and travels in it when he tunidd so without attracting at tention. A GYPSY CLERGYMAN. "I have it on the authority of William Dean Howells and other eminent Dcstonlans that there Is ) n the capital of Massachusetts a certain clergyman of widespread fame , who , unknown to the world at largo , Is n Romany. Every summer this reverend gen Human cannot resist Joining somu gypsy band and roaming from ploce to place as his kindred have done since within the memory of man. Little do the good man'f congregation dream that , while they picture him as sedately Journeying abroad , he Is sitting beside1 gypsy campfires and chatter ing the wild Romany toiiguo , to all latentc and purposes a vagrant. But , as Mr. Hnw- ells pointed out , none ever heard it said that this preacher preached any the worse for his wild , free life over road and prairie. In deed , the Increased vigor and eloquence of his sermons , Immediately after each rucees- slvo annual 'vacation , ' have long been mat ters of comment in Boston. "Obedient to the unwritten law which vhelr sires have handed down , the Romany dial and the Romany chl arc leaving the wampum-dyed woodlands of the north and flocking to the cities , or over the hills toward the southward In rrurtmlt of the fleeting sun. And so , during the winter months , when treading some busy street , If you suddenly encounter a swarthy stranger , with great dark eyes and a quaint , roughh lo k In them with the lithe oriental figure and grace ful carriage of ils race , you may safely t.ajto him , 'Saro-shan ? ' for he Is llko to be a gynsv. PAUL KBSTER. Kor rheumatism and neuralgia you cannot get a better remedy than Salvatlca Oil. < li inc ACTIO.V. Scinp * . Flatby You know that tli'ni ' ? yotx persuaded mo to Invest In. You said It wap u "Bujjm concern , " If you re member , . * v t > His Cimfl lfriend Ycth , my boy , yetli. Flatby Well. , It's gun" ' SiilliirM Kllli'il mi Tiliuroii Jfcinl. , SAN niEdO , Cul. Nov. 4.-A private dls- imtch fropi JU-nupfclllo , Sli-x , says ; Cap tain George Porter and a tailor named Johnson at Ban Wlejso were killed about October Si \ > y the Horl Indian. * on Tlburon Island They left the junk to kill bit OH and on.Jiclr return fpliiui the boat In charge of Indians The white men fired twelve allots before they wore killed. Am rlc 'u Lady Corscti are the licit , TRYING TO " 1)0" ) UNCLE SAM A Batch of Interesting Oatcs Htm Down by Postoffice Inspectors , YOUR UNCLE A HARD MAN TO BAT VnrliniH .MollmiU iinilo > ml by CruolCH of Illuh mill I.otv Dritrcc A Xcw .M.-xliMiH < ) lllcI ill Who \ViiH u "Frit-nil of ( Mil Alie. " Tlio report of the fourth atslstant postmas- Icr Rcneral calls attention to the work ilotvj jy the division of poatofTlco Inspection. Ono of the old Inspectors In nil slice ; tlio St. Louis Hcpitbllc a few sketches of his operations In different parts of the country. He wys that the names and facts arc given accurately , and his story Is Interesting an a Blowing of tlio actual duties and experiences of these officers , Till * Inspector says : " 'As a rule. It seems to be a great relief to tlio unprofessional criminal who has long evaded pursuit to be taken Into custody. From that tlmo he seems to breathe easier and to be less miserable. The dread of de tection Is a strain on the untrained rogue and Rcrtemlly lie begins to fatten up as ooon aa put In jail. "It Is a mistake to suppose that rogues are unusually shrewd peopleOf many of fenders uhum I have observed' ' on trial the majority have been of unsound and weak In tellects. Very few of them have Mil oven iriodcmtely strong and clear heads. A close observer would detect their deficiency In their taccs and deportment ; and to tlio officers U manifested by the shambling manner In which they try to evade punishment. "Tho cases I speak of are not of current work ; It would hardly be proper to talk about operations that are yet to bo finished , but they show something of the scope of the work of t'ao Inspector. "One cl the commonest abuses of thu malls and the hardest to detect Is the as sertion that one has sent' or lias not re cclvcd articles alleged to have been nullpd. This Is done not only by professional swindlers , but by and between friends and acquaintances. For Instance , at Colorado Springs complaint was received fiom tlio postmaster at Keainuy , Xeb. , that a small box , mallc.l ah.rtly before from the Springs , accompanied by a letter saying that the box contained a gold watch , was received empty at Kearney. The sender and ad dressee were cousins and presumably uo fraud was Intended. WATCH WAS NOT MAILED. "I telegraphed to Kearney for the box , which I received the next day. J put in > own \\atph , an ordinary gold one. In the box , and upon weighing the package then found It was deficient In postage and upon weighing the box empty found there wu. Just postage enough to carry It. This was gco.l evidence that the box was mallcil empty and especially so as the package was registered , because postmasters must ucc extra care to see that reglsterer pack ages are prepaid fully. Thcie would nat uially bo doubt about a. man sending n gold watch by mall , cither registered or unrcg Istcred , though It Is too often done. Wlun I1 ylslted the sender of the watch he strongly protested that ho had Inclosed tht watch and his wife declared that she saw him do It and wanted to call In several neighbors to corroborate her. They pro tested so much that I knew the watch was withheld Intentionally. Then I told the mai that the postage was Just enough to covci the mailing of an empty box. He replied : " 'That may be , but some of the stampr fell off on the way. I remember very well of putting on more stamps. ' " .I asked him what amount and he an swered , after figuring mentally a mlnuto : " 'Se\enteen cents. ' " 'Yes , ' added his wife , ' 1 remember Char ley put on 17 cents , because he came home and told me that the postmaster gave him 8 cents change for a quarter. I got thu quarter out of my bureau see , in there and I've got the 8 cents now somewhere If vou want to see 'em , I'll get 'em for you. ' * " 'But , ' I suggested , 'was your watch c very heavy , extra-thick silver case watch like railroad men carry , or like mine ? ' " 'Oh. that's all right , because , now I come to 'think ' of It , I had a long talk with the clerk and told him to put on 3 cents extra so it would go all right. That's the waj it was. ' I " 'Well , then , come with Me and well see this clerk about It , ' I said. "He held oft a while , but went down. None of the clerks was 'the clerk. ' While he was talking with the postmaster I drew up a letter to the district attorney , purporting to Inclose the box and letter as evidence for him to prosecute the sender for fraudu lent use of the mall , but the man held out doggedly. I was engaged on some other matters until late that evening , but when I went to dinner 'Charley' was anxlouslj axvaltlng me , watch In hand. I had It sent forward duly to the owner at Kearney. . " ,1 wide dlffcrc-nco between the exposure of such apparent tricks as that and the burglary of anolflce , which ge./- crally Is done by experts , whos ; plans arc well laid and the evidence destroyed. The postmaster at Albuquerque , N. M. , was robbed in a methodical way. When tht postal clerks had registered In from their runs and gone to bed , at about 3 o'clock In the morning , three burglars entered the rear door of the postofllce , seized the night clerk a boy of 10 , bound and gagged hlmr and pro ceeded very deliberately to their worki The postofllce room formerly had been used for a national bank , and had In Us rear a large , vault , the doors of which customarily were clohcd and locked with a key. In the real of this large vault was a strong safe , which contained the postoffice funds , while the sacks of registered letters awaiting outgoing trains were put In tha vault. By closing thu front doors of this vault the burglars worked without nolso upon the safe and by C o'clock they bad opened It , abstracted its contents , taken the registered letters from the sacks by cutting them open and hac gone on their way. Early In the morning the jiostmastur engaged the local officers and was assisted by detectives of the express companies , but very little could bo done. "When I reached the placu the only trace discovered was a blacksmith's sledge which lay among the weeda In the rear of the build ing , and the owner of this was found after a diligent tiearch to bo a blacksmith half a rnllo away. Ho remembered , too , thii the day before the robbery a stranger had been In Ills shop aeklng questions and that the next morning ho found his shop door forcec open and some of his tools missing. Wo nex learned that the stranger was the son of a ranchman living live miles away , and tha : hn had gone from Albuquerque to a sinal town In Kunsja. Them wo had him arrcstei and ho and his baggaga were searched ; bu iis ho gave a straight account of his proceed ings , and as no stamps or money were foiiiu upon him , ho was ro'easedl , The adjoining offices u'ert ) advised of the details of the robbery bory and of the kinds and quality of the plunder. "A month afterward word came from the marshal of western Texas that a clew hat been found there. I was | n that way put In communication with a prisoner awaiting trial for a murder In El Paso , Ho told a fairly straight story , to the effect that he was hid ing In a lionr.o on the Hlo Grande , about five ml'us below El Paso , the night of the rob bery ; uud one night his friends , who were outlaws , canio In with a lot pf stamps and pwtul supplies which they hid In their gar den ti fnw rods from the rlv T. Before he would glvo their names he wanted the gov eminent to pay him enough" to enable him to defend hlinerlf on the ( rial for murder Jllh figures were too sloop and before nego tlatlon were completed with him ho was tried and sentenced to be hanged. lint wrnt with a guard to thu "place lip describes and found a deserted house which talllei r.'llh his description , and wo dug up sot enough looking for oumps to make a big garden hut although the mep had gone awaj later on two of thi'iuwere eeQured and fion nected with tlio burglary. Hut- they were wauled for a dozen Ilka onYrifieK that had the prior attention of the court , "An experienced "thief seldom will cover up hid in Ud red a or his whereabouts If ho runs away. I recall -tha matter of the post master at Lebanon , N. C. Some unpatt draftx upon him for balances due to the government were returned , and the Inspec tor went there. The transcript of his ac counts as rendered to the department Indl ctited BO large an amount of business tran * < acted at bo ! office that I expected to find jclmnon quite a thriving town. Thcro was" no settlement there at all , and U vnt , with difficulty that I couU locate the postoffico. ! finally found It In , a small frame. bulltllnt ? at a cross road In the turpentine wooda , wenty mllw from Wilmington. The only other building nwr the pcstmoe was a tic- crted 'still. ' The trees had dried up , so no turpentine could be got , and the only nan to be found near by was the partner of he abMomllng postmaster , who w > is very rluctant to tell me anything at alt about he office or the missing postmaster. I found hat the latter , sutpnctlng my coming , had got as far away at posilblc. as ho was unable o raise the funds to meet his balance. This Inancler had credited hlmcelf with about SOO a jcar for wlsat wns actually about $20 a yesr , and his totali eflclt was about $2,000. Its' sureties were ifmfnd to bo penniless , and ho only recourse' < Ieft was to prosecute the 0 get htm. I wag told he had left the place n a buggy several irtajs before my arrival , but no one knew \rht > re he was going. "After windingUp his office affairs I watched the malls Kftitgolng for n while to sco If I could find a letter addressed to him. 1 failed In this tttcf- became somewhat dis couraged , when , ulttlrtg one night In the pest- office at Wllmlnijtortiand watching the clerk assort some letters for the country near Lebanon , my eye fell upon an envelope ad- drcs ed to a man iln Hosewater , not for dis tant. U was postmarked In Texas. From much experience i In handwritings I have been able to tell rrtuHly If a har.1 Is dis guised , and I cdUhlibee very well that this address was , I hnd'illi ' the office records scv * oral samples of thld man's writing , and the "L as It appeared- Lebanon had a long , flourishing tall , which had lla facsimile In this address , although written backhanded , Making a note of the postmark. I at once telegraphed to the United States marshal a description of the wanted pcattrasler , with full particulars of the tlmo he left North Carolina and the name of the pcstoffice where he was supposed to be getting his mall. Being a new arrival ut the place. I thought ho could bo found readily , and In a week's tlmo I was notified that the marshal had se cured him. He was then living twenty mllcc from the postofflce where ho mailed his let ters , under on assumed name , but when he came up to the office again ho was Identified and arrested. Ho Is serving a long term In Columbus. THE SAD-PACED POSTMISTRESS. "On a star route running out of Salisbury , N. C. , taere had been many thefts of money from registered letters , and the department and the people thereabouts were Impatient to catch the thief. There was much trouble In doing It. A number of the Inspectors tried their hands at It , but It Invariably would hap pen that as soon as an officer came upon the ground pllforlngs would cease. The post masters upon the route , about a dozen of them In all , bore excellent rAp-aUtlons , and all professed anxiety to have the guilty per son punished. "I hid worked on the case once without success and tried It again , taking every pos- alble precaution the second tlmo to conceal my doings. With a good assistant I put up at a farm house entirely off from the route. There at oui leisure wo comp'eted our plans for testing the different offices. The weather was very stormy ; thus wo were able to get around without letting thu Inquisitive dis cover that strangers were In their neighbor hood , which wcs very thinly settled. It was dllllcult to decide with which pcatmaster we should begin , for generally the adjoining olllco has to co-operate and be In the officers' confidence , and If the guilty one himself Is one of the two PO trusted , of course ho Is put on guard. Then , perhaps , the carrier may have a key and bo opening the pouches. rEut In this ca < 50 the general reputation of all the postmasters was excellent. All were respectable , well-to-do people. The last one to bo thought of naturally would have been thn postmistress at Bilcsvlllc. She had been a school teacher , was of a good family and had not only the respect but the confidence and sympathy of the people because her hus- biml was a worthless fellow , who was serv ing a term In prison for larceny. Slid WOR a delicate-looking young woman with a very sad face. "On my first trip I rode over the route as a pretended book agent. I sat In the old stage , conspicuously holding In my "hand a flashily bound book , when we reached her office , and oho came to the door and looked outi ati roes > I was watching her covertly , and did .not fall to notfr'that ' when she turned , to go Into the office Bhc throw a quick look backward at mo and spoke In a low voice to the carrier who 'wns coming out with the mall sacks. Half ah hour later I said to the driver : that pretty postmistress at Bllesvllle. Wish I had shown het-'iny book. ' " 'Yes , ' he said , Zftnd she asked me If you weren't a poatofllceiilnspcctor. ' " 'What is thattf 'I asked. " 'Oh , ono of them fellers that go around catchln' up with the larao ducks. There's been a lot o' stehllrt" on this road , and I wish they'd do sometiilh' about It. I'm gcttin' blamed 'or It 1113 self. ' "I dec ded at once that unless the driver was a good deal smarter than he looked and acted ho was not to bo suspected , and from the quick suspicion ! of the postmistress that I was an officer ( that she WES to be looked out for. So when I related this fact to my friend he agreed that wo should first test the school ma'am's office. The last theft re ported had been about ten days before our visit , so that another wss about due. Wo fixed our lines In the usual way , sending our registered letters through the school ma'am's 'lands. The carrier made a very brief stop. Nobody else had touched the letters. They came out to our hands so clean and neat that wo thought It Impossible that they could have been tampered with , Wo opened them at nnco and were astonished to find that all four letters had been rifled. Returning to the office , we found the stolen bills In the young woman's purse. Though her unusually sort face weK kindled up a little with the success of her day's work , the thoughtful expression returned to It when we explained our bus iness. But she maintained perfect com posure. She was placed upon trial a few months later. Her health meantime , had failed rapidly , and In spite of the damaging evidence against her , I secretly hoped the Jury would bo able to acquit her , ns It did. She died wretchedly a short time afterward , and upon her death bed confessed to having stolen the money for which her husband was Imprisoned. Many of her friends believed that the Inspectors had persecuted an Inno cent woman , and I received several letters saying that I was not smart enough to catch a real thief. The woman undoubtedly was Insane. A FRIEND OF OLD AT3E. "Some of the Inspectors' work Is not of such a aoir.ber and saddening character. Much of It has a ludicrous phase which softens the hardships and relieves the strain which too constant mingling with the frail Is apt to brlr'3 upon a man. Such on Instance was the matter of the Gallup N. M. , postofflro , a berth that paid the Incumbent $1 000 a sear , 'stealln's out,1 where the work was easy and the social position fairly good , the rest of the citizens of Gallup being mainly miners and gamblers. Swan was a pioneer In New Mexico , and knew everyone In the territory. Ho was recommended for postmaster by the governor and all the ex-governors , by all the railroad and mining authorities , as well us by all thu ranchmen and army officers ; and , moreover ho had In his possession let ters from Abraham Lincoln , attesting the writer's friendship qnd admiration for Swan. Naturally Swan was appointed. "He made an excellent postmaster so far ns taking In mpncj fop stamps ami money orders -went ; but he failed to make reports of the flBcal operations of his office. A long llfo In n arid country nnd frequent recourse to the common cure for a dry climate had made Swj n Us * efficient than formerly. So In duo time an Inspector was sent to make ho ! acquaintance. "Delng near Gallup , the necessary pipers were sent to me nnd I went down to sco If anything was duo to the government. I icached Gallup about 3 o'clock In the morn ing. It was cold , raw , and gloomy In , every way. At sight 1 pronounced the town the least picturesque mining settlement In the territory , If not In the world The only vlsl- blo light came from a small frame building near the station , to which I hastened to got warm. It was not flic hotel , but n bar room , with a dozen or more professional customers - tomers on handv more or less nwako and busy. Three men were snoring on the bar , nnd the others were playing faro or watching the game- They were Till \ery groggy , and all but the proprietor'were hard-1 oklng citi zens. The most besotted was an old man. He was thick-sot wore a greasy slouch hat mil a blue flannel shirt , had n big pistol In bin belt and generally n very bad look. Ho was a clumsy , stupid gambler , and was los ing money fast. About 4 o'clock ho got up , stretched himself , and said : "Good even n boys ; reckon I'll have ta turn In a lectio early How , as long as I've got the postoffico to 'tend to. ' . . . , . . . "When he said this I conjectured that this mutt bo Mr. Swan , with whom I had busl- llCSS * "After a short uai > In the 'hotel' 1 walked up to the pnstofflcc the poorest frame bU Id- Ing In town. A poorly-equipped drug store occupied a. part of the room , and In a rear corner was a rough case containing a half- dozen boxes for holding letters. Swan sat on a packing box near the front door , look ing out at the beauties of nature , while the drug clerk v , s tying up the letters for him. Swan called out lazily : " 'Got her done yet , Jimmy ? ' " ' captain. ' 'Protty near , " 'Wall ; hurry up a lectio today ; wo missed It-yesterday , nnd I got to go on an Inquest this morning , too. ' "I presented myself to Mr. Swan , ns ho wns going out of the office. " 'So you nro a postolllco inspector , nro yo ? AVnll , you'll find they ain't nothing wiong with this office not since I had U. Can't say much for it before that. ' I hinted that some of his reports were a little overdue - duo , nnd we might look into that. " 'Yes. that's right. Sny , Jimmy , how about them money orders bills ; they been paid yet ) " " 'Oh , no , captain. You remember I've been trying a long time to get you to flx them uii , ' " 'Yes , that's so. Jimmy. ' Hi aflded turn ing to me , 'You sco , I been so busy. ' " 'Now. Mr. Swan , ' said I , let's count the funds and sou your receipts for money de posited ; then wo will have the balance very soon. ' " 'Yes , I see ! that's the idea. Jimmy , you got a head for figures ; you and the colonel go over the- books , and I'l look In again pretty soon. ' " 'But how about the funds ? The money you have taken In since you took charge ; where Is that ? " " 'Let me see , ' he said vncnnMy , 'what did I do with It ? Oh , yes ; I see ; why , you see , I've paid out a good deal one way or another ; but you'll find it's all right. ' " 'Tho books' referred to was a small paBH b ok. It had n few straggling entries of stamps , money paid on a hoase Swan was building , whisky accounts , pall and unpaid , and private memoranda of various kinds. II took n week to approximate his accounts , and ho owed the government over $2,000. A gambler was surety on his bond , and ho handed me the full amount on demand. 1 c-uld get so little out of Swan that I thought ho might bo more communicative to a commissioner , nnd had him taken be fore one for hearing ; but Instead of becom ing more coherent , Swan broke down com pletely and fobbed pitifully that so great a man should come to trouble. " Mcdgo , ' he sobbed , 'It's too bad. Iwas the first friend Abe Lincoln had when he began practlcln' law. and If ho was alive today I wouldn't bo slavln' out my llfo In a postoffice. Abe knew I was an honest man. He wouldn't send no Inspectors 'round my office. He'd ast me once in a whijo If t wag runnln' my office O. K. and that would settle It. ' "In duu tlmo Swan went to Sauia Fo for a visit. He got a very short sentence , partlj because It wasplain , that no work could be got out of him In the 'pen' or anywhere elro. The people of Gallup were sorry for Swan , and I had great difficulty in finding any one ' who would make application for the post offlce. JUST QUIT. "I had a rather queer experience at Price , Utah. The postal service Is universal : when It Is not slipping a cog In ono place It Is In another ; but it seldom happens that a post master will willfully close his office and let things 'go to smash. ' At Price the postmas ter tendered his resignation repeatedly and , being unable to get re lef , purposely closed h's ' office. No doubt the department could not conceive the possibility of a government employe struggling to get out of a position that paid $ COO a year. Uut this postmaster paid his clerk $75 a month , and then had to glvo h's ' own time to the work. Having a flue trade to look after , he got out of prac tice and locked his doors against all coiners. "Then went up a howl of rage. 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