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    THE OMAHA DAlIAr BEE : TTUDAY , OCTOBER 15 , 18tT.
'TlIE OXLVHA DAILYBEft
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ThUMS OP SUJSCHIITION.
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lull ) lit * and HunJay , One tear . S W
Klx Months . J >
Three Month ! . . . * < J
Bundny JJw. One \t t . J JJ
Hnturrtay Hot. One Year . I J *
WferJclr Uee. One Y < r . M
Ol'KICKS :
Omnha ! The lice ll'ilMInc
Houtli Omaha. SlttRcr Illk . Cor N and 2ltli SI * .
Council lilurri : 10 1'nirl Htr * t.
CnlcflRo Ollki317 i ti imbcr of Commtrc"
New lorn ! It xirnn 15 14 Dint IS Tribune Ulflf.
IVaihlriKtoni 601 1 uiittcenlh Street
COHItl MI'uMiNl'l3.
All conimunloitluiiH ululliiK in inwi nn < 1 c'llto-
Hoi matter iliould Iw n-UlniweJ : To the Ldltor.
JJfblM-SS I.KTTiilS.
All bUKln < * letters nnd remittances yliouM be
addressed to The llee rulillililntt Coimmny.
Omaha. UrnflB. checks , cxprcm nnd | io lolllte
money order * to Ltj made pnynlilc to the orctr
of HID comiinn/ . . . „
Tiif * 111:1 : I-UIIMBIIIXG COMPANT.
STAIJ'MI'NT Ol
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George II. Ixichuck , secretary ut Tlie Hoc run-
Hulling company , " utriiiK dul ) n wotn , < ) . . llwt the
nctunl i iiuinlier of full mid complete copies . of . . The . .
Dally , limning , i\cn1nir uncl Hunda * llee Jirlntcl
during the month of Kciitembtr , 1S9T , wnn nil ful-
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onount : it TC'HLCK
Bworn to licfore me nml Biilmcrllxil In in > urci-
e > nco thin l t day cf Octnlier 1S9T
( Keal ) N. I * THIK Notary Public
TIII : mn o\
All rnllioncl iir nrc
< < > ItClMlimiKKllI ( < > } | IHM-
HIMIKOP iilu MII ii I * In ri-ml u
II IMI Niiii'i * . Insist UIHIII liux-
IIIK'I iniii'i * . ir > on fiiniiot
Kvl n llee nu n liiiln finin tin *
HIM > K nur'nl , pl 'M r i i-jmrl
( lie fuel. BdltliiK ( In * ( I'll 1 11 mill
rallroinl. < o ( lie < " ! riiln < loii
I > < > lliirlin < < nt of Tin * lice. The
Itce IN Tor xnlu on nil I ruins.
ON n v VIM : TIII :
Can It bo tlisit Mr. Uijnn intends to
Inflict tlie pulilicH \ \ a book \urj
Ji'usiou is a jiiiut tiling for tin- fuser ,
llllt tilt1 fllscp llilS to KIU'ssIllTO lll >
conies in.
1'iospoiitj's silent aiKiiiiii'iit counter-
net' , tin * noisy talk of nil tlir
A. B. C. lefnim is n nilsnoinor. In
inathuinntit's X Y % it'iiu'sent tliu un
known
to piurloim pics-sins ensasc-
nicnts and lack of invit.itioiih Diyun will
not have tinu > to ink-ct liinisi > ] f into thu
campaigns In uitliur Xow YoiK or Oliio.
Nobody \\lio last youvolort for Mc-
Klnley and piosiioilty lias any u > asou
this year to jisliann-d of luuiiii ; M >
voted of to vote for the' i.indiilatu of the
pnrtj of Hoc- ( 'oln.iKi' and c.ilainity.
Oinaliu's lioti'l iK'i'oniinoiIitlons will
have to lie onlaiK d liefoio tlio o\po-.ltion
ctowtls aiiho. Tilt1 fipitalistlio luocts
a llrepioof liotel In llnu' for the exposi
tion liisiii ( > -s -\\111 not ii'Kii't the invest
ment.
The uandldate ? on the lopnltllpun tlekct
who nio asking le-olection at the hands
of the \oteis ot Douglas county point to
IliL'h public1 lecoids as tlie iiMsonliy
they should be U'talnc'd in their
tlvo
Justice Stephen .T. Tleld has the dis--
tlnctlou not only of long heivice on the
Etiprenm bench , but also of cnntiihutiiiK
Boino of thi' most foicihle dissenting
opinions Unit appear in the suprcmc
court icporls.
Head the stunoxtaphic iciioit of the
testimony taken before the InrostlK.itiiiK
comiiiltlt'o in the Ceialdlne case and
form yonroxMi conclusions an \\hethor
or not It o.stahllshes the chains pio-
foued a aliLst tlie boss snpeiintendent.
The election ot ( ' . K.Veller to the
pii'sldency of the national or aiilx.itton
of the wholesale din Klsts of the United
fitntt's Is another conipllmeiit which
Omaha lakes to itself , Omaha and
Omaha men cannot be kept tiom the
f 10 nt.
Ilecall the asj > eitlons of .sllveilte oia-
lors that we could enjoy no Imptovement
or piosperlty until we accepted unlim
ited blher coinage re anlless of other
nations and then ask whether ( hero Is
any phuiHlhlllty in the new Htoiles of
thuso tmino fuUin.
The people of Douglas county would
willingly vote bonds In aid of the exposi
tion under oidlnary circumstances , but
they cannot he expected to tax themselves -
selves to pcipetuatu a .fftOO-a-month
satrap In his dunilneerin ahsolutlsin
over the expedition ,
The republican city convention will do
well to tl 'ht .shy of school boa id candi
dates who do not possess the confidence
of the people. . What Is wanted Is men
who will administer the public schools
for the best Interests of the public and
not do simply , is this or that school jani
tor dictates.
Kx-Governor Holes Is convinced that 10
to 1 free culmiKo Is out of the < iue.stlon
and ho does not c.ue who know.s It. No
wonder the ex-RO\ornor di'i'llnet * to stul
tify hlmsolf by Hub.scilbbiK to the plat
form declarations made by the lown
etatu demociaey or endoi&ln the vapoi-
Incs of thu dcniociattucaudldnto for gov
ernor ,
The Iowa woman miffing1 convention
Is to transform one of Its sessions Into n
mock legislating. There Is nothing In
the law or thu constitution to pi event tha
women fiom lianglnlng theniselviw to be
lawmaker , and the Imaginary leglH-
turo will have the utlriiutugo over the
real urtlclo or escaping the opprobilum
that invariably attached to thu modern
Icjislutlvo bodjr.
is aw ;
The declarationnintlo by Pinnk linn
floiii ninl John O. Cow In In open court
tli.it tliL'.v nro In position to prove Hint
Governor lloleonib Knew Hartley to hnve'
boon tie-runnel for nt least $ ; t , " > 0,000 when
his second tcini ulllrltil Ixind was ap
j i , liioveil con tlHtcs ! a grave ehaige thill
.seilously , lellecls niion iho Integrity of
j j the chief executive. Pomlng us It does
In the course of Dm tilal of the Milt to
recover on the bond or tlio c'mbe//lliig
tienMtier the chin ge cannot bo nscilbed
to pnitlsnn malice or bttHhed aside as
campaign fimmnnltlun IIrod b.v n polltl-
ral ciiciny. Hank Unusoin is tln > chnh-
iii'in of the silver H'piibllc.in .stale com
mittee , which Is Inboilng for the elec
tion of .Inline Sullivan nnd the * fusion
ticket In conjiiiii'llon with Goveinor IIol-
cotnb'fl trnsleil lieiitennnts , .1. II. "Kdmis-
ton and James ( ' . D.ihltnnn. Although
It has lipen Klvt'ii unt front the Hlale
house Hint tJovernor IJolcoinh would
present lihiKi'lf hefoie the couit lo re
fute the Inpittallon of connivance with
Hat f ley , no HtopH have yet been taken
by the soveiiior to dlspiove theehaiKe
" \Vhllo It is doubtless linniatciial so
fdr as the liability of the Miietles on
the Haitley bond are ooneeined whether
the governor did 01 did not appiove It
kiiowliiK that Itnilley was ? : 'riO.OOO shoit ,
It is a mailer of seiloiis concein to the
people of Nebra.ska. The people had a
tl ht to expect that Gov < inor llolconib
would Hi inly and fe.ulessly exeiclse his
duty to piotect Ilieir Interests by extict-
Ing 110111 the state tic.ismcr. If not a
showing of actual c.tsh. at least a ceiti
lled exhibit of tlie amouiiK on deposit
with the various bunks and veiifylng
lids exhibit by competent Inspection and
imiuliy coiiceinlng the solvency of the
conceins b > whom the f-tatu funds vvete
held.
That ( lOvcuior Uolcomb failed to do
the full iiieasuie of his duty is e > ttb- :
llshed. If he did not know the piecihe
iimount of the shortage nt the coinni Mice
incut of his own term he did know * that
lltutley had positively i of used to toll
vvhete the money was and had tlue.it-
< -ned to icslgn the tie.tsure hip In ease
the covet nor Insisted upon a settlement
on a ca.sh basis. It Is absolutely cei-
taln that , had Covern ! < ir Uolcomb exei-
ilsed his pieiogatlvc as he was In duty
botitid to do the defalcation could not
have assumed the enoimoils piopoitions
which It i cached by the end ol It.u tier's
second lei m.
With these facts befoie them , the pee
pic of XebiasK.il cannot and will not re
lieve the governor liom lolnt icsponsi-
bllily for ( he loss of the S57,000 ; ! stolen
b.v Haitley.
Tin :
The position of Piosidcnt McKinley on
the question of cuueney icvislon Mi.is
been indicated only in Ills Inauguial ad-
diess and In the special message to eon-
giess leeommending a currency commis
shin. In the former Mr. McKInley ex-
pi essed the opinion that otn llnancl.il
system needs some revision , that the
\alno of our money must not f nil her be
thieatened and that it should all be put
upon an emlming basis , not subject to
easy attack nor its stability to doubter
or dispute , lie fin ( her said that in his
judgment tliH seveial foims of our p ipei
money offer "a constant emb ui.issnieiit
to the goM'inment and a sife bilanee in
the tieasuiy. " lie thought a s\stem
.should bo devised to icmed.v this , ' 'with
out diminishing tlie chculating medium
or oflei ing.i piomlum for Its contraction , "
but ho in god that not until adequate
lovenuo Is seemed can we "enter upon
such changes in our IKcal laws as will ,
while insuiing sifety and volume to 0111
money , no longei Impose upon the gov-
einment the necessity of maintaining so
large a gold leseive , with its attendant
and Inevitable temptation to specula
tion. " In the same connection he sug
gested tlie LM eat ion of a commission by
congiess to take under consideration the
i ( > vlsioii ot the coinage , b inking and cur
rency laws.
It Is now stated that the president Iris
modified his views and that expectations
of a stiong iccommendation for cmrencv
rcfoim in his annual message next De
cember me doomed to disappointment.
It is said that the president has dropped
iimaiks which plalnl.v indicate lh.it he
has no Intention of sibling up congiess
and the country by a icvival of the pel-
ennial money contioveisy , believing that
the plunge Into fiosh debate would
jeopard > ome of tlie goul ahe.idy ae-
c'oinpllslied in bilnging a letuin of pios-
perlty. lie Is said to have reached this
view In pait by his own study of the
situation and in pait thiough assmanccs
lecehed liom Senator Allison and
Speaker Heed that no cuirency bill which
would satisfy the business Inteiests of
the conntty could possibly get through
the pieseiit congM'ss. There may or may
not be substantial giound for this state
ment of the piesont attitude of 1'ieshlent
McKInley on this subject , but we shnnld
be veiy glad to ( Ind that It Is coirect. for
It nccoids fully with the view we have
lepeatedl.v advanced that a cnucncy le-
foiiu nglt'itlon at this time could do no
good and might do a great deal of haim.
In n political wa.v the demands of the
cuirency ivfoimoii me even now bi'liu , '
used against the republican paity , which
Is chaiged with c < inspiing | to destiey thj
givenbacks , and theie Is danger that this
dishonest accusation will Injiiie the
parly In some ijuaitern. lint it Is fiom
a hu.slnesi lather than a pulltlc.il pol it of
view that this question Is to be cotisld-
eied. The tide of piospeilty Is steadily
ilslng , lluanclal conlhleiuv Is ru-eslab
llshed , the levenues of the goveinment
aio Incieastng , money Is ( lowing In fiom
nbioad , the people and the business In
teiests have full faith In the curronc.v ,
Theie Is every icasun to expect g contin
uance of the.so highly satisfactory condi
tions until the full ifie.iMito of piospeilty
hoped for shall bo reall/ed , If the re Is no
intcrfcicnco with them fiom unsettling
and dUtuiblng agitation for now unat
tainable changes In our cuneney > ystom.
If It bo tine that President MoKlnlcy
lias concluded that the time Is un-
piopltlous for pressing cuirency reform
and that we should "make haste slowly , "
as ho said In his Inaugural addiess , ho
shows good practical judgment. There
are one or two things in rcgnid to the
cnneucy which might be done at once
without causing any disturbance and
which would be generally bMiellchil , as ,
for e.xnmple , providing for a better ills-
trlbu'lon of binklng capital nnd clrculn
tlon , but the revolutionizing changes
risked for by the so-called cuireiicy re-
foimeis are neither | ) iaetlcable nor nec
essary.
now TU IIKS
The retention of Dion ( Jernhllnp In the
employ of the exposition Is a dellance of
the overwhelming public sentiment de
manding his dismissal. Whether this
aversion to Gcialdlno Is well grounded
or not , the belief Is geneial that he Is
standing In with contiactois and has
Miuounded himself with suboidinates
moie or less In collusion or partneishlp
with con tract in x ami concesstonahes. lu
other words. Geialdlne does not possess
the conlldeiice of the community , and
Is dlsti listed by a large majnilty of the
stockholder The fallmo of the execu
tive committee to compel ( leialdlne to
live up to the i tiles and the connivance
of President Wattles with Geraldine'H
high handed and questionable methods
has done as much to weaken populai
confidence In the exposition nunigomeiit :
as has lioiahUno's misconduct.
These facts , however unpleasant , stare
the exposition dlioetory In the face.
There Is no time to be lost. 1'ubllo con
lldeiice must be lestoied without delay.
I'nloss Geraldlne teslgus , th , boaid
slum hi remove him as a matter of neces
sity as well as of economy. And his
lemoval should be followed piomptlj b.v
thoiough icinganlxation.
The only way to make the exposition a
suece.ss Is to keep the seatclilight of pub
licity constantly tin nod upon Its man
agement. The policy of keeping things
daik. which has pievalled under Goral-
( line's automatic leglme , miibt be aban
doned. All transactions Involving letting
of contiacts , pin chases of mateilals and
employment of .silniled subnidin-itos
must be open and above boaid. The
boa id of dhectois and stockholders must
be taken into the conlldeiice of the man
agement. There must be no sinecme.s
and no nepotism. Kveiy man paid out
of the exposition funds should bo com
petent to do the woik for which he is
hlied and ha\e no pait or Inteiest in any
contiact or concession gi anted by the
exposition or any exposition contiactor.
Unless such n policy is puistied the
exposition management can have no
right to expect substantial aid or co-
opetathm liom the stockholdeis 01 fiom
the public. _
.1 VLK'llWKA OF
The director of the mint estimates tint
the stock of gold In the United States on
October 1 was 971'2 , ( 0 000 , an inciea eel
ol Sl.ViOO.lXM ) since August I last. This
Is the laigest olliclal estimate ever g.\en ,
being gieater by Sl.KMMH ( ) ( ) thin tint
tcached In October , 1SSS , when the total
supply was estimated to be S711,7 0 ( > 0
The increase in tlie gold holdings of the
country dining the piesont month , liom
iinpoitallons and the output ot domestic
mines is something like MO < ! ( ) : > . < ( X )
There is no telling when the impoitatians
of gold will cease 01 what Hie amount lo
come fiom abioad will be , but it apjieiis
piolnhlc that by the clo-e of the calendar
.vear theie will be in the United State-
something like X7 < i0.000,000 in gold , a
giand total laigelv in excess ot the holdIng -
Ing of iiny previous jear. A notable
featuie in the situation is tlie laige gain
in the tie.isui.v gold lesoivo ascompuod
with a .vear ago. Within a .veu the
tieasuiy has been able to substitute over
? : ! 0MIJ,00 ( ) ( ) of gold for tlie same amount
of paper and slhei.
Kelenlng to lids the Spiinglield lle-
pnblican obsoives that It all tells of a
letuin ol conlldonce iii _ the stabilit.v of
tlie gold standaid and of Hie piofoionio
of the jdMiplo for paper money when as-
suied of gold icdemptlon. And how
completely this condition of atlaiis d > -
mollslies tlio thooiies and assumptions
of the fioe .silver advocates.
riKhn 'jo
Associate Justice Stephen J. Uield of
the supienie couit of tlie United State ? ,
who has had the longest tcim of service
of any niembei of that tiihiin.il , Is to ie-
tne. Kejmitsot his intention to do this
have been cinient fur seveial yea is , for
he has bien eligible under the law to 10-
tliement since ISSli , but the vetoi-.in
Jni 1st not onlj liked lib. duties , but he
had nn ambition to exceed the length of
sen lev ot C'hlef Justice Maishall on the
supreme bench , whkh loveied a peilod
of thlity-four yeais. Justice Kield was
aiuiointed In 1S ( " ! and on August Ii ( last
completed the longest teim In the hlstoiy
of the lonit.
Justice Uield Is neaily SI ytain old and
within the last year or two the ph.vslcal
liiUrmitloIncident. . tr > oh } ago have
giown rap'dlv ' upon him. lie has b'conie
vciy feeble and his heating Is much I in
paired , so that - had become Incapicl-
tatod for lurther HOI vice. .Iiistlco Kield
has made n leioid as a juilst which will
honoiably poipeluate his memoi.v In thv
history of the gieat tiibimal of which he
Is a member. If his caioor has been
less ilbistilous tlian tliat of sumo otheis
who hive sat upon the supnme bench , it
is to bo said of him that he has been
faithful to his trust and thioughout his
long sen lee has maintained the high
diameter nnd the dignity of his position.
We leenll no clriunistnnce that lellected
upon his Integilty or showed hm ! want
ing In a Just appreclaiur , ! of his oblka-
lions us n Judge , lie has bi-en one of
the stiong and commanding llguies of
the loiemust Judicial tiibimal in the
W ( II 1(1. (
Theie seems to bo no doubt that At
torney ( Jeneial McKenna will sucieed
Justice Kield , as the appointment will
naturally go to the Pacltle coast. Judge
McKenna bus had uxpeilcncc on the
honch , having icslgned ns Judge of the
United States dicult couit In f'allfornla
to r.eeipt the iiosiilon of alt uvey gone al.
Ho is full ) qualified for a place on the
supreme bench and his appointment
would bo gonoially acceptable.
A popociatlc oigan is ti.vlng to explain
why Nebraska state wai rants were nt a
discount last 5ear and why the.v com-
iniiiul par this > enr , Ua'orybndy familiar
with Hnanciul conditions In Nebraska
knows tlio reason why. State w.urants
went to a discount during the years of
dopiosslon because the throat of free
silver repudiation destroyed thu coull-
donco of Invrstors. and the defanltltiK
state ttonsurcU vlth the tndt assent of
the govcinor,0ii > ! iled the state funds for
the pilvate pioiit nt himself nnd favored
bankers. Stale warinnts hnve gone to
par because th-1 ? election of McKInley
and the defeat of ( he free sliver folly
have restored confidence nnd enabled
the people IIMMU taxe.s with which the
wai rants may bo redeemed.
He fore tlie j'mp'ldlsts ' ncqulred control
of the stnte govoiument they could
scarcely pass , a eanventloii without ar
raigning the republicans for keeping so
many sinecure ollioois on the state pay
roll. The chief point of attack vvns the
do nothing soorelailes of the State Hoard
of Transpoitatlon , who were regulaily
denounced as useless appendages. Hut
not n single state olllco has been abolished
ished by the populist administration.
The tluoe ? ' , ( ) ( ) a-year secietailes of
the Mate board ate still busy drawing
their p-iy , but they -are lallioad popo-
cuits now Instead of nillroad lopublleaus
as lorineily. Itefortn In piactlce and 10-
form In piofessioti are two enthely dlf-
feient things.
The sllverito political meetings nr-
langed throimhout Nebiaska b.v the fu
sion state committees aie falling Hat in
many Instances , having to bo declined
off for lack of nttendance. The fanneis
of Nebiaska aie too busy at woik to
waste time listening to calamity speeches
or to any speeches for that matter. The
logic of events Is the most powerful ar
gument that can be used on them this
year.
The county board should give .seiiou
coiisideiatlon to tlio proposition to en-
huge the couit house sijuaie b.v the ac
quisition of the Mm lay tract on the
south side. The ptoscnt commissioners
could do nothing that would be so sure
to make their 'admlnlstiation ' foiever
memoiable as taking steps tliat would
lead to the accomplishment of this im-
pioveinont.
Omaha wants the 1SHS convention of
tlie National Educational association , and
was the choice of the lank and tile as
well as ol the governing body of the
oignniintinn. The lommlttee tliat is to
make the llnal decision must nut be per
mitted to undctestimate OmahaV claims
or to doubt its intention and ability lo
onteitain the a-sociation accoiding to Its
agi cement. '
Tliat Indian supply depot fet Omaha
should not bo pjunitlod to lie dormant
a moment longei than necessaiy. Tlie
establishment ol the depot is conditioned
on tlie oiler by our Johhois of a w.ue
house for government uso. The soonei
the condition Is fnllilled tlie soonei will
Onuhi enjoy the bonolits of the suppl.v
depot.
Soln'i Second 'I In ,
Glnbo-TUinociat
Ex-Governor Holds of Iowa sajs the
ChlcaKO platform Is "at variance ivlth the
whole theory of our form of govern mcn.t "
The governor lilts 'it ' c\actlj on second
thought. ' "
Cilcnso Trlliune
"The people of Nebraska , " accordlnR to
Secretary Uagc "seem partlctilailj happj
over the situ ? tlon" Anil why shouldn't
thry be' The bo > orator ib almost never at
houi" these da\s
ItL'HllltK Of C JltlKkt | I 3ICJ .
1'hlla lelphla Press
Scc'-otarj V'il-ou asks To1a larger ap-
pinpriatlon-for the AgrlLOHui.il department ,
and 1C results are to determine the amount
of the appropriation ho is entitled to all he
isks The country has never had a mere
olDc-lent man at the head of tills department ,
und it's usefulness , promises , under Mr. Wll-
so.i , far to exceed expectation
tU'liir f
Jiuitilo
Those jalhoad offle'uls who are piotest-
against the annexation of Hawaii on
the ground of injur > to the beet sugar In-
dustiy make a good point The Kxpress
has frciiucntlj caMci ] attention to the same
matter It Is slRiilllcant that nearly everj
argument In favor of arriexatlon is llmiteJ
to pointing out the bcne.'lts which Hawaii
would derive Arc not the Interests of the
United States of Prst Importance'
MJI | | | ] < - III \ll 1ICII.
Kjnfnt Clt > Star
Ljmnn J Gage , secretary of the treasury ,
han returned fiom a tiip through Nebraska
and Colorado and declares that ho found good
cheer evciywhero , batisfictlon with present
ioilltiona and hopefulness respecting the
future Mi Gage makes th's ' SLntement as a
man c-f rlpo bus'ns'-a ' experience with l.ntel-
llRcnt powers of otcei\atlon and not as a
politician with a vlt-w of booming the ad
mlnlstiation of wh'ch ' he Is a part
SiiliiiuirliH * llnnl ' 14'Nd'il.
I'lillaJilIilila Irflger
Ilaltlmoro's now submarine boit maj bo ( ho
long-sought contrivance at last A party
went down In It to the bottom of twent > -
threj feet or watei , ate luncheon remained
two hours und returned in good health and
spirits All this time , however , ah was
Bupplled through a tube from the suiface ,
making the vcosel in effect , simply n diving
bell. Still , If this ilevlco can bo made to
work satisfactorily when Uio boat is In mo
tion and at noa , vvlieio the waves will Inter
fere with it , there is a great field or uso-
fulncis before the new Invention
Tin * ( iiiijinlr.ii In lonn ,
] 'lilIii'ol ] > hU Tlinog ( item j
There Is practical ! ) no contest in Iowa , as
i ho republicans are pretty well united and ,
the democrats dl/.iieil by the cheap mcnej
and bound moacy wlnga of the party Mail )
of tie ! ableU kailt-iH of the paity have pub
licly abandoned the free silver froni-y pi em
inent among them btlng ox-Go\enoi Doles ,
the o-ily democrat vvhd has been olccleil gov-
Pinor of tlio statn sines the oiganlzatlon f
the republican pa'rtS ' ' 'Ith a tuikpcl repub
lican party and a divided dcmocrac ) . and
gcni-ral prc pcrlty among the farmers of
Iowa , the lepubllpano will sweep the state
by an unusual ) ) laronajorlt { ) .
llt > < - | SICIIHT J'llHMlllllltlt'N ,
ht 1'nul I loneer 1'refn
The secrc-tary 57"aTlculturt't Mr Wilson ,
recently propheefild , that within ton jejrs
tnu United States would bo exporting engar
Aii we are now ImpuWng J100.000 000 worth of
sugar every year ll'tieins ' a pretty bold pre
diction that ultl > ii | /vi / ; year wo elull be
nunufaclurlng tliaf juiioiint of sugar in addi
tion to the tl)0OCK'o6o ) ' worth of sugar and
molasses now produced In thin country
Under the stimulus of a light protective
duty it Is , however , possible that In a few
) oars wo may produce beet tugar enough
for homo consumption , hut it U difficult
to nee where we can find a market for Its ex
portation , in view of the overproduction of
sugar In Germany and Franco , and that by
mi 3ns of a premium on Its exportation the
producers of those countries are enabled to
sell 'it abroad at a ICES price than they can
afford to cell it for at home. Mr. Wilson
la making commomUblo efforts to promote
the realization of his prophecy The Agri
cultural department , since lie was put at the
head of It , has sent sugar beet seeds to 22,000
farmers In twenty-seven states , and is now
receiving beets from those farmers for an-
alysls. The results are stated to warrant
the belief that the production of the sugar
beet will lie a profitable iutluJtry la all the
states of the uclon.
l'ATIJ > T SWIMJM'KS COMUTO
ttlvtinrnioiit of John Wpiltlorlinrn .t
Co. n lloon to Invrntnr * .
The Inventive Age.
The disbarment of John Wedderburn &
Co cannot bo fittingly treated In nu editorial
article. There is a slandnrd of courtesy , a
kind of tic mortuls nlhll enthncnt ? tlmt Is
repressive of truth To "say nothing of the
dead but what is good" has alnajs seemed
llloRlrnl and -wrong Our tenderum should
be townrd the living. The ( lend hive no heart ,
no nerves , nnd cannot bo hurt by the most
lelentless veracity. There Is no reason why
ai.y ono who has done such .1 common thing
ns to r\iy the common penalty should he '
exempt from such edifying criticism ns Ins
boon applied to bucwiicora John Wcddorlwinj' '
ft Co inn } still serve one good purpose I
The ) may bo used to point n moral nnd i
adorn n tale. Three months ago the } were |
the most boastful ami hlatcnt mlvertlseis
ni.d promoters of themselves that this
country has seen Coti'irvutlve piofcs-
slonnldom stood aghast nt the bigness and
brlllianej of their verbal fictions John
vvejdcfburn , who vvns neither lnvv > or nor
meehnnlcal expert , succeeded In two jo.irs
In persuading 31.000 dullards that they had
Invrntlvo genius , nnd th.it ho vvns the
magician p tent attorney par cxccllc-nco to
turn their ' Ideas" Into gold Ho buncoed
the press outwitted the postolllce depart
ment nnd Ev\lndlcd his clients In nlmost
every clt.v town and hnmlct of the United
States Ills career Is an example of whit
erudite rascality maj Accomplish when It
can bend the resources of modern clvlllri-
tlon lo Its uses , get free advertising from
the newspapers , pounl rntu mall Bervlco
through publication of an ailvci Using
circular under guise ot n newspaper , nnd
make the United States patent olllce ci limp
and helpless accomplice In a colossal scheme
of robbery.
This country will never know liovv much it
owes lo the efforts of Patent Commissioner
Huttcnvorth , Assistant Commissioner Grcely ,
cod to Messrs Stnftei and Winter for their
successful overthrow of ombatlled rascality
The methods of this collect n wcro notorious
and bo'tl Complaints with definite sworn
charges were made against it In the Post-
ofllco department. Tliat It VVBB using the
malls for fraudulent purpcees was patent
to everbed ) , except to the inspectors of
the PostolHco department , who are paid to
guard the malls against such uses "Oft
the guilty prlco bujs off the law " Com
ment Is unnccorsar ) The special Inspector
who WES Rlvcci charge ot the Wcdderbuin
case Is now under arrest and bonds Hut
still this piper Is published and sent through
the malls at pound Kites , and btlll the post
olllce gcnt'emen , Inspectors nnd law ofllcers
of tlie government are complacently enjoj-
Ing their sahrlcs Such a slate of thing ?
may bo wliiKed at In Ku sli amd Turku )
as well as > in the United States , hut such
n state of things ib not to be found In
England Franco or German ) Is our gov
ernment after all , loose slipshod and cor
rupt ciid behind conlomporar ) civilization ?
The amount of goo-1 boVig done by the
present commissioner of patents In refusing
to permit Incompetent and unscrupulous pcr-
Roiu to practice bcforo the patent olllee
is Immeasurable.
Neat I ) all Inventors are obliged to eui-
ploj sn at'orno ) to prepaie and prosecute
their applications If such person is In
competent , or dishonest , the Inventor Is
Ilkel ) to lose forever his valued Inven
tion
Heretofore enl ) those who stole the fees
Intended fet the goveinment would be dis
barred , but nov the Intiepld Commissioner
Finite ! worth Is going fai ther , and demands
that those who , In their advertisements ire
obviouslj deceiving and misleading the in
ventive public , shall not lie iccognlztd bj
the patent olllce
In an interview with the commissioner bv
a repieseatatlve of the Inventive Age he
remarked
My attention has been called to the letter
hesils of certain ambitious bollcltors
These letter heads read "Patent Office of
llichard Hoe , 01 John Dern , or whoever It
ma > be There if > only one pitent ofllce ii
the United States , and that one Is the int
ent ofllco at V isnlngton D C and those
who Ube the wotds Patent Office are m's-
leadlng the guileless Inventor The practice
mus' bo stopped , I cannot recommend or
peiriit the registration of any Mich solicitor
or attorney The ) must not use devices th.it
are calculated to deceive or mislead the In
ventor if they expect to have their namei ,
planed on the newly established patent olllce
tcglster
Section 1901 of the United States patent
laws sa > s "Hvcr ) person who In anv man
ner maiks upon 01 aflixes to any unpatented
artklo the woid "patent" or ati ) word 1m
porting that the same is patented for the
purpose of deceiving the public , shall be lia
ble , for evci ) such offciibe , to a penalty of
not less than $100 , with costu "
Xow I hold tint ati ) person who prints on
his letter heads , circulars , or In his ndvei-
tlsemen'H the welds "Patent Ofllce , " or words
of like Import , foi the puipose of leading
the Inventoi to believe tlmt tlitrc ib mote
t'.an ono patent ofllc * . should bo tonsldeicd as
guilt ) of fraud as these persons who falsel )
mark unpatsnted devices
The high hopes of those who look to the
piesent adminlbtiatlon of the patent olllce
to bring about on Improvement of the mnn-
neis nnd methods of patent attorneys who
oollclt patents through that bureau are In
process of realization Dining the brief ad-
mlnis'rillon of Hon Benjamin Huttenvorth
a largo number of dianonest attornos have
been dlsbam-d , and It Is thought others will
soon be placed in n limbo where the ) inn no
longei use the press the mails and the
patent olllcr > s ab dragnets for gudgeons
A new "so * of rules has been published de
fining nnd making moro exclusive the con
ditions of admission to practice before the
onice I ! ) these rules , the commlcaloner of
patents will be enabled to exclude Incom
pe ent or dishonest agents
There Is a third step In this direction
whldi It would s-cm cntlrcl ) proper for the
coiiml'ilrnci ol mien's to take
, nimel ) . to
have the patent oince exorcise a censorship
of the 'lltiiati.ro' cent out b/ patent agents
Tbeio are hundreds , of patent attoincs who
adveitl o In newspipers an 1 who Issue pam-
phle's ' that are deceptive This may be do-
clnred of all attorneys win nheillso that
they have facilities for selling patents or
who claim that they can pell or hive snld
patents There aio a number of agents In
Washington Philadelphia , New Yoik Chi
cago. Detroit and other cities , who thrive
by this deception , and the no less gross und
mischievous tie cption of sending lists cf
"inventions wanted "
Kvcr ) uttornc ) who applies for admission
to piactleo under the new rules should be
required to file coplfa nf such prlntol matter
as 1m publishes In ( he papers or semis to his
clients nud ho tthould not he allowed to
register until this prlntet ! matter shall have
passed the cem rshlp of a board , appointed
b ) the ( omml'slonei of pitents Such n re
quirement would re-suit in an enormous ex
purgation of printed falsehood
If there U am thing In signs and antece
dents , the patent olllro will no longei be the
complaisant acr mpJko of those who thrive
on the gullibility of Inventors It la auspi
cious for the fa mo and for the destiny of
the patent sstem of the United States that ,
at th's ' crucial time It Is In the hands of a
man vlth prcitlgu. with convictions and of
seasoned courage.
TOO 111 Oil IVJl'NtTJOV. '
I IIMV of ill i1 Colnrnilii liiiircinr CouS I
on ( hi- < IIII > HIIII | ,
r iliuM > Chronicle
Tlio practice of cnuils to Issue Injun"-
MoiiiJ for light and fiUnions leasons and
without rcgarJ t tha fact that the In
junction U an cxtraordlnarv rcmed ) ls prop
el ly rebuked by tlio Colorado court of ap
peal * The case considered by thu court was
not ono In \ < hlch any < ; m'8tloii of labor was
InvolvrJ but arose out of an ordinary cor >
tentlon wherein a lo.ver inurt Issued an In
junction for no other rraspn presumabl ) than
the fact that cno of thu parties pru > ed for It
The court pertinently said "We can
not approve a vnt'lcc IT subscribe to a
doctrine that permits the exercise by a
court of the extraordinary power cf In-
junctlve relief for every wrong nr In
fringement of ( ho rights of another Such
a courbu of procedure , If carried to UK
ultimate natural conclusion would tend
entirely to subvert the fundamental prin
ciples upon which our y < tem of la us is
founded "
In Illinois courts preoume as iratter of
course to lire their paper writs at a munic-
Ipallt ) , disregarding thereby the funda
mental difference which exists in the
branches of the government the judicial ,
the executive uul the legislative Such
writs are often Uvucd without notice to A
municipality. "While Oils tendency needs
otalwnrt rcbukn It Is not nearly to darKorous
ns the subversion of the ftindnniontnl civic
right of trial by Jury when chancellor
reaches out to secure to himself jurisdiction
of n mutter of controversy between labor nnd
omplo > crs. In order , so far as can be seen ,
to lake- the matter of punishment into his
own hands , Wo have KCITH In Illinois n
person against whom n writ Issued sent to
jail for n period by a ihnncellor. whereas Oio
civil case ngnhist him wan never brought to
trlnl Such n case Is ono of judicial
trannny
The court In Colorado sajs further , and
nil judges ought to lay the matter to heart
"U by no menus follows tlmt A writ of In
junction should ts'iiio restialnlng tlie commission -
mission ot nn net simply bcean e that net
would bo an Infringement upon the rights of
and cause elnmnge to another 11 l tine that
this frequently offers n seductive and expedi
tious method of making n ti-mpornry. nt
lenst disposition of nn unpleasant emergency
If n kindly disposed Judge can bo found Uul
the final con oquenccH do not always tend lo
Insptie Increased respect for the Inw nor encourage -
courage Us Ktrlctcr observance Nor should
It nlwnvs Issue even though the menaced
tlamago might be serious "
It Is n fault of the administration of law
In this country that too tunny "kindly dis
posed Judges" tiio easily had when tlio peti
tioner Is a corporation of wealth nnd Influ
ence
Let chancellors remember ono of the baile
maxims of equity , that thcio cnn bo no relief
In cqnlt.v when nu adequate remedy cnn be
found nt Inw. The Colorado court sis ford-
bl ) "Tho damage , If an ) could bo expected ,
WBH entirely too doubtful , speculative nnd
remote The threatened Injtir ) if there vvns
one , was neither eo Imminent nor no great
Hint there vvns not n complete nnd adequate
remedy at lawnnd the conduct of plaintiff
Itself was not of such character ns to give It
high standing In a court ot equltv"
The tendency In this country of chancel
lors to magnify thcli ofllce Is one of tlie
vicious and dangerous icmlcncU'8 of the time
that , uncorrccted will lead to hcrloits re
sults.
in SIMS ! MIIMIOVIJMKM' .
In Di-crenm'il
Proof of IMoNi'PiKv
HiiNlitrxM 1'iilliiri'N.
Plillmlolplila IiRir. ] .
Dun's Review for October affords much
matter for the thoughtful consideration of
business men. This statistical Indicator of
trade conditions makes the srntlflng an
nouncement that the commercial failures foi
the last ( inntor weie the smallest In the
aggregate "of an ) quarter sinre the third of
1892 and the smallest of any quarter for fit-1
teen ) eirs excepting six quarters , Including
ono In each ot the ) ears 18SV1SS' ) The total
oommpTial fallmes were 2.SSI , with llablll
ties amounting to $25,601.188 It Is worth
noting also , that the avenge ot liabilities for
each commeiclal failure. $ SSSC , Is stated to
be the snullest In any qnuter for twentj-
three ) cnrs although tlie average for the first
quaiter of 1SSO vvus not far from It , with
? S922
Continuing nun's Review * as-
"IIovv little comfort or useful Information
can be drawn ft am accounts which compaie
the nine months of each vear may be in-
feired from the single fact that the fallurcb
for tlio third quarter wore little- over one-
fourth those of the llrst half , of the ) cm , but
the corier-tcd statement of falluics for nine
months , ! ) 840 in number , with liabilities of
$ i7.)00-lr : ! ! ) l , exceeds that from auv other
source by thlitcen failures , and $11lf ! > 7T2
inamount ot liabilities. Conimciehl lathnes
cnly , exclusive ot banking Institutions , vvhkl
other statements embrace , were 0702 In the
nine months with liabilities of $117 293 97r
"While the comine clal liabilities foi nine
months show a decrease of 1.0S1 in nunibi"
from list jear and about J34 000000 in llablll
ties the comparison gives no Instiuetlon. be
riuse bst jeai's third quarter was exccp
tlonallv bad exceeding nil Imt sK quarters
in thlit-two ) ears , while the quarter this
) eai is oxceptlonall > grod Then the com
mo c.'al failures amounted to $73 2S5 349 for
tlie quaiter , but this ) ear are a little over
a third as much Manufacturing failures uer <
then considerably over three times ns lirge
AS those of the past quarter , trading failures
much HID o than tw Ice as large , and othei
commeiclal , as well as banking , were not
far fiom four times ab laige "
Hetwecn quarters so opposite In character
compiiison only serves , according to Dun
to place in strong light the gieat change
vvhlon has come In the condition of bu&lncEs
It must bo noted that of the decrease in the
amount of liabilities , $17,084,000 ovei ? JO-
000.000 vis In five central v\ebteru btite *
a.id over $15,000,000 in three middle stitcs
the decrease In the former being 80 per cent
and In the Jitter over CO per cent of last
) oar's llaUlllies. "As these eight s'ates
sas the Review , "report this ) car little
nioro than half the defaulted liabilities and
last ) cir -icarl ) 70 per rent of them , Inc
clungo in theli condition Is remarkable , but
the southwestern states B'IOVV a decrease of
near ! ) 7i > per cent , the vvc&tcin over CO. the
southern over 55 and the eastern over 10
per cent "
Whllo the September failures were larger
than those of August or Jill ) , they would
have been smaller. It is stated , than those of
August or any other month but two In four
) oais but for five brokerage failures four In
New York and one In Chicago for $2.2. > 0,00a
In a1U The manufacturing failures only $ T -
315,917 In amount , have been a little smallei
In July and three other months of the past
four ) ears nnd the tiadlng failures , $1,514-
891 , have been smaller In Jul ) and August
and ono other month of the past four years
In comparison with last ) ctir both as to
amount and average of liabilities , the He-
view finds tlio Improvement bo general as
not to require detailed comment
By many comparisons the Review shots a
great Improvement In business during the
past elx months , and , coming fiom so au
thoritative and conservative a source , the
statements are both granting and Impor
tant.
l'iitMM ; , \M > OTIIUItVVlSi : .
It la six ) ears since I'arnell died and his
successor has not jet appeared
SpanLh tax olllclals In the province of
Matanyas , Cuba , are said to have stolen
$ r 00 000
Coibctt , the pilzo fighter , I * said to hive
bought a house for iJJO.OlO In New Yoik and
to hue paid for It. Tiom which It would
appear tint a man may possibly win In ales
los < ng fight.
A Loulbvlllo paper Haju It Is now possible
for a traveler In Kentucky to ilcle on horse
back across the state nnd put up o\ery
night In a community where the sale of
whisky Is forbidden
Rev Thomas KM Ing Sherman , the oldest
son of General Sherman , will be the oratoi
of the HIriual reunion of the Army of the
TonncEbco , which will hold Its gathcilng at
Milwaukee at the end of "Ibis month.
J II Carroll , apjiolntcd consul to MCH-
s'na , Italy , Is a well known attorney. Is a
descendant of Charles Carroll of Carro'l-
ton , and , It Is said , Is the only republican
In the family. He Is about 32 ) eira of
ageAll
All the candidates for maor of Iloston ,
except John L Sulivan , and two of the
candidates for governoi of Massachusetts ,
are bachelors and ) ct It Is notorious ( hut
the women In Massachusetts fai outnumber
the men
The Kentucky state horse-swjppers' con
vention met In Covlngton leccntly to the
niimbu of J.OOO 01 more One nun. brought
tuent-llvo liornc's and ornounced lib Inten
tion to wap evci ) horse three times be
fore the convention throe days' session was
oveiWest
West Point cadets have distinguished
thomielvcs again , and not b ) V'iiiiK
pranki. either. A do/on of them went to
the rescue of a pleasure party on a ship
wrecked yacht In the HmUon. and bare llio
frightened men 4nd women ashore hi small
boats at the risk of their pereonal safety ,
lee
Abraham Crablll , an old confederate sol
dier of the Stonewall Urlgado , died Jt Ills
home In Sheiidiidoah county Virginia , last
Saturda ) It was a well established fact
that during an Interval between the hard
lighting ho Lad ahot and killed General
Sedgulck near Spottsylvania court hoube
Mi Crablll was a sharpshooter at tlie time
What the rrratton of the federal circuit
court of appeals has done to relieve the
cuiiK stlon of bunlntis In the biipreme court
la well shown In the present condltieci of
the docket A ) ear ago the number of cases
docketed was CD. When the court ad
journed In May lact thoru wire. 383 cases
left , of which twenty-two hid been argued
During the cummer ninety cases have been
added , iiialUnc a total of only 473 now be
fore the court M It tneeu for the 1397 turui ,
CI MA'S MJW OOVKUMUl.
Springfield ( Mass ) llcpubllcnn : I'remler
Sagasta's determination In respect to Cuba
reads vvpll The government will devote
lt olt "above all rise" to Its pacification ,
nnd will "then Introduce a 'model' ndinlnlk-
trntlou " Certainly first put the flic out
then rebuild the house Hut the fire would
appear to have such headway tlmt It It
bound to burn out the Spanish tenants ami
then tlio Cubans will proceed lo build stirh
n house ns they want. They know pietty
well what they will get If Spiln bull is It-
ntul tlio ) ilon't like the Spanish model
Iloston Advertiser General Illanro Is de
scribed on all linnets In terms which leave
little doubl that he Is almost the rompleto
antithesis of General We < ) lor We s III
think that of right and of reason the plaru
belonged to General Campos whose iceall
vvns prompted liy the deslro of 1'remler
Camnits and his colleagues In the contciva-
ttvo government of Spain lo try what i.ap'no
and cruelty would do In Cuba. lUciuso
General Campos would not shoot prlsoncri
of wnr and would ict In other rcfpccK nlso
like n man nnd not like n beast of jtrey
ho was displaced to miKe room for Weler ,
Mew York Tribune There Is no doubt
that , as reported. Marshal Ithnco "his thu
greatest dcslro to end the honors of war"
Ills humniic disposition Is nmple guir.uitcn
of that. Kut It seems unfortunate that lie
should ndd a desire to re-establish peace
"by the s > Rtem which he ndopted lu 15 > 7D "
IA > r that sstcm was a fraudulent and de
ceptive ono He may not have been ic-
sponslblo for the fra'id. It Is to be be
lieved ha win not. and that ho acted In
entirely good faith , as did Marshal Martinez
do Campos Doth those estlnnblo com-
mandeiH were made victims of the fulao
policy adopted at Madrid. Dill the ( art
remains that tbe > agreement made nt Zanjoiv
was not sitlsfnctorll ) carried out fho
Cubans had cail e to feel Hint they hail
been betraved Tlie ) had been Induced to
lav down their nrms b ) promises that vveui
not kept That was the "sstem adopted In
1 < < 71 " The Cubans will not accept a tcpo-
tlllon of that performance
ion v I'ltPAs IOMVIIVI.
(
Iowa City Hr-publlcxin The question for
Town City merchants to nsU themselves U
vvhethei It would not bo vvlho for them to
close at G o'clock one evening In. the week
and devnto the time thus secured to a vigor
ous business club
llivenport Democrat * Scmtor Allison's
health 1 nil light again At lenst It was
sullh lentlv good last evening for him to
make his flist speech of the campaign He is
talking tariff nnd mane ) this ) r.ar , being
peifccllv willing to take Candidates Hryan
un \\hlte l al Ihelr word
Cedar Rapids Hcpulillian The popoc-iatlo
machlno has nrganlyed for n still hunt They
are seeking to ptrfoit an orgaiii/allon
vvherehv In the ruril dlstrlctb there Is to bo
nnc man on everv hi-iiaro mile of soil pcr-
sanall ) pledged to see that the popocrntie
vote In his tenltory Is polled thteo vvoekn
from toda ) It behooves the icjiublli-ans to
b < equiill ) vigilant. It has been ptoved
niBii ) va time In tills counti ) Hint political
orgaiVj-atlons that In all dceenc ) ought to
die petslstcd In remaining on earth and
sometimes s leaking Into power
Jefferbon Hec Ml S C Ueo IMS roeelved
from Ginnd Ibland. Neb. the ic-sults of the
tests of six samples of Greene count ) wotn
lately tent there for clicmlnl nmlvsls nnd
three of tlie leports me ver ) llalteilng to the.
capabilities of our soil In that dhectlon
Two samples inised b ) Aaron \\lse In ,
Bristol , tested 12 3 and 12 9 per cent o ( suirar.
of SO 1 and SI per cent purlt ) This is extra
good 12 per ( ent of sugar and SO per cent
pure belmj the btandaid of excellence Mr
Chenoweth cf this city had n sample In
which was tested 11 9 and 802 , which Is albi
ver ) good Mr Leo has shipped to \\.ish-
Ington some hoots i.ilsed b ) Rudolph Men
thol to be tcbtcd
Indianapolis Join mil "The new pi 1
broke four plntcs today , John "
"Well , tlierc'J one cuniieirt-nbout r -
she'll piobabl ) stay u = , long s the - t
1 istw. "
Puck * Tlie C.indldiitp Well , to IOUKMr
Case ) ! I'm glud that thus * stoilo .ihout
me don't tut .111) lee with von The ritl-
7PI , D'vll ' a lilt Sure , tlici mull tbot's lun-
nln' g In ) ou Is Ivei ) bit na bud
I'hllndelphii Noith Amerlean "I have
re. ul ) ou like 11 liook , " she ald ievcii'lv.
* \\cll , vvnnt do ) on tliliilc of meis a plem
of le.ilistlc llt latuie * ' he asked lightly
Clevelnnd I'luln Oc ilei Mudge Won't
vou tiv eio of tnese clgaiettes ; The ) are
tlie rr-nl thing
Vab le ) I HioiKlit they bmclled ns If
they were all wool
Chicago Record . "What do jou con-
xidei the inodt astonishing- event In a nuxn'B
1'feV"
"His dlsrovery that his rlilldicn ate old
enouch to tlilnlc for tliemselvea. "
Clevelnnd Leader. ' "I've never heard
MrM I'lilcrs talk much ahnul her hus-
b mil. 1 vvoni'ci why It Is' "
"I'lobibls because she hat so many In-
thlnra toay about her dog. "
Chicago Novvr Jlrs. Jnsss Wh ) Ii It
that you are always cotnlnr homo full ?
Jaggs My deal , I'd think ) ou would ,
knov lli.it vvltbout asking.
Mis Jagg" * Why should I9
Jnggs You've been mairled Just as long1
ns 1 liuvc.
\vons niTHI ; puN
VnHhlnKtnn Stni
With mlglit ai ci nm'n he'd tell again hl3
llrm opinion that
Life's wor t Kilef v.as HIP girl In front \vlio
wears a inonstioiirt lint
Ho now admits tlinl by that man moie
* oiely In bo vexed
Who sits behind and l < ll'i folks what la
h'olnk' t liippen nixt.
rnini IMil. Me ITp
lie said , "Above all < -nthly Ills
The hum in soul supiomo should soar. " '
lint vvben ! ) chaiieo lie missed II'H riln
Ho prett ) gencially Hvvore
He said , "Why f"ir the HlUnt tomb ?
lAtn Is of vvne a leivcned llini ] > "
AtlackcMl b > qiiltu .1 altnp'c cold
He kjit ( tv/o dootois on the jump.
Ho - ald "Tlie yellow dross railed gold
Itemuins man's curte and torment still"
HP never rcMecl till his n.nni
Was down in a rich uncle's will ,
He said , "Prom Hncrlllco of self
Thenohlo character miibt line"
Les 1m should lack a line c ! ; ir
His ilaiigliteiu 'A ' cut In uhabliy KlilHO.
H Bald , "Vile luxury , nvannt"
Thu Hiige- but units for vlandi plain. "
He'd take two helps nf triillle plu
And then roml up hlHplato a aln.
ill-it Tiioiuii : ,
ClrlniHl
I met a pretty mnlilen
\\MIDHO ( yi H wire wet aiirl icd ;
1 Houirlit to lend her njnipnthy ,
And tendcilr 1 c-ld'
"J'l i ) , tell miof join trouble ,
Tliat I inn ) help you li ° iii It ;
Sumo lieiivy ran em VM luhs ) ou down ,
And , Oh , I lulu would slmro U
"Some friend , parahiuicc , has left ) ou
Sumo well-loved one Is dead.
You look IKK k thiough the mist of teaia
At hHpiy | inomeiilH lied !
Oi lint minu onu decelvol ) ou
i-Idine litaitli-HH man and cruel ?
Oh , let mr know Ids name , that I
meet him In a duel.
She took her little 'kcichlef ,
And wiped her t < irs nuii > ,
And then UH 1 Htoml walling , Mie
At jctigtli contrlvid to ny.
"I'vo lost do fied di r hnvo I
Met uldv Buy elcftlver ,
Theiroiiblo with lie li that I
Haveol the bl iheU hnv fover. "
ATHLETES SHUN
COITKU nnd 'I IJ.V
When Training ,
AND USI- :
POSTUM CEREAL
FOOD COFFEE.
Could you use a little
to