13 TITE OMAHA PATLY SITU DAY , SEPTEMBER 10. 1807. TIIKOMAIIA SUNDAY ' . ' . OlHUHSi.'llllTION. TKHMS Ol- _ " " Jj n7liee"\vTtJiTul"suin1iiy { ) . On * Year . G 00 Daily HIMami SumlHy , One Year. . SOU MX Month * . JW Ji.rce Munltiii . . * * KunUuy le , One Year . S 00 i Hiiturday Iter , One Ysnr . 1 M Vetkly HM , Out Venr . . . w OKK1CBS : Omrilm : The It * * IlulMlng. . . . . . , . Hniiih ritmilmi Hltiicer lilk. , Cor , IS ami 21th Sis. Ciium-ll Dlurri : 10 1'rtirl Strict. < -II-HKU oiiir1 : an ciwmliT of Commerce. New York : Itixinn 11. II nnil U. Trllmne Hide. Wnx.iliiglon : Ml 1'ourtmnlh Strt-ct. conm.si'ONi : > i.s'CK. : Ail communication * reUlliiK to news nnd i-iMo- rlal nmtlcr nlxiiil'l lie mldiouoli 1& the hullor. IlL'SINis.S I.irTTHllH. All liusltiM * IMt r nnil remltlnncrs should lie ndi'iriiiieil ' to Tlie IKc PulillnhlnK Company. Omahn. IJrnfU. checks. rxtireiw mid iiosti.Ince lii'inpj ' urikfs tu lie made payable to the order of in. ' - COMPANY. Btnlo of Nfbmitkii. Uougloii County. u. : Ucorxo 1J. Txiu'huck , nenrtlnry of The Dee Tub- IWilns company , MIIR duly mvnrn , wiys that the actual number of full nnd complete copies of The Daily. Mornlnit , KvcnlnK nnil Humlny lieu printed during the month of August , l i7. WHS as follows ; 17 19,571 18 ! . 3 10.4SS 19 19,571 4 1S.370 0 19.7C4 B 111.410 21 30.MO C 19.502 ZZ 19.620 7 19.B3 25 IJ.IOJ 24 , 19,355 ' " " ' ' ' " ' ' ' oli'i" . ! ! . . ! . . . ii ) . i3 K 19,511 30 19,421 ' ' " ' " ' " ' 11 1' > , M9 : ? . ! . . . ! ! ! ! ! ! w'.m 1Z 19,929 JS 19.C63 U 1J.CS8 J4 19J9i5 J5 Itt.fOO 51 19.44J 16. . . . . 19.CCO ' . Totnl Cl,991 ht ii icturncil and untold copies 9.82J Totnl net K lf 0 .1 . < ° Net rtnlly nvcroRC . . , , Ji ? . OKOHC1K 11. TZSCHKCK. Sworn to licforc me nnil nuliccrllicd 1" rny pretence thin M ilay of Hrilcmlier | , 1K > 7. N. i * . I-i-.ir * . ( Oral. ) Notary 1'ubllc Till- : OS THAIXS. All * rnllriinil ii Mvnlioy nre flllplllll-ll M'ltll CIIUHKll IIOCS to itooiinimodnte every IIUK- ivliu Mimtn to rcml n ptipcr. InxlHt iijioii liuv- Tinlire. . If you fiinnot K < < t it lifton a I rn I ii from the IKMVN iiKi'iid iili'iiMC report tin- fuel , HtnlliiK ( lie train ami railroad to tin- Circulation DiMHIi-tiiHMit or The " < . Tlic Ilcc IN for mile on all trnlim. INSIST ON ll.VVIXO TIIH 11KI5. Assassination Is not likely to become popiiltir In Mi'xlco wliili ; 1'rosltleut DIrr/ remains chief executive. With Nobrasku's harvest of the yellow cars K1niullk 'H harvest of the yellow nietal Is not to be compared. Prof. Andrews 1ms decided thnt the presidency of llrowu university is , sifter all , tirefenible to the iincertnln rewards of n political martyr on the free silver ehrlne. Wonder if .there is nny relation of cause and effect Imtween the spring floods aloiiK tlie lower Mississippi unil the yellow fove'r epiilemlc now nourish ing in the same region ? Tlie report of an Impending chiiiiRe In the color of our postage stamps proves to liiivo beeiv n false alarin. Wo will ptlck to the old stamps whether or nol the old stamps stick to us. The Hour trade review reports all the mills a-runuinx , prices fjond and demand brisk. Tills looks as If a few mills had opened without waiting for ( lie niliite to lie first opened to 1 ( ! to 1 silver coin age. .Governor Ilolcomb has not yet ex plained why after ( lenouneliif ; In ids mes- eaRe the oinblem blanket- , ballot 1m com pletely revei-sed himself by sljjnlnc a 1)111 for the most obnoxious form of tlie ballot he had condemned. The postal savings hank system has worked successfully wherever It has been established and given a fair trial , nnd there is no reason whatever why it could not be made a valuable adjunct to the postal system of the United States. Should a detachment of United States regulars be sent to Alaska the Klondike prices by which they will be surrounded will make the $ it : a month of tlie en listed men look mighty small when com pared to the wages of the average miners. I'ostotllce authorities In Denver believe they have unearthed a glgnutlu scheme to defraud the government by means of counterfeit postal caids. Hud why imi tate 1-ccnt postals when the metal in tlie tillver dollar Is to lie had on tlie mar ket for only -10 cents ? Experimental marketing of American butter In London has proved fairly sat isfactory. There is no good reason why. If the people of Great Britain must Im port , their butter , they should not im port It from tills country , especially if they really want the best. Kx-Secretary Morton has announced In n public speech that ho does not believe the pupils In the public schools ought , to bo provided with the free use of text books at the expense of the government , jtnt Mr. Merion will have an uphill job to persuade the people to his way of thinking. Nebraska will this winter be one of the gn > at sheep-feeding regions of the country. And 1C the state can be relied on for an annual output of wool large enough to keep woolen mills steadily at work , the sheep Industry should eventu ally form the foundation for a profitable .woolen Industry , The man who wants to succeed Judge Doano on the governing board for tlie Mate Institutions for the deaf and dumb must agree In advance not to oppose Governor Jlolcomb , no mutter what dau- gerouq or costly experiments the gov ernor may want to try for the benelit of political proteges. Statistics just compiled by the Indian bureau go to show that there are few If nny of our Indian wards who can prop erly be classed ns insane people. The theory that Insanity , like a great many of our modern diseases , Is the result and accompaniment of advanced Indus trial conditions thus received additional couUrumtiou. , Tiinui'fin FAMINK. When silver nnd wheat parted com pany the false prophets who had been preaching the doctrine that the prices of all farm pruduct.s were governed by the price of silver found that Ihelr de ceptive theories had been knocked out by stubborn facts. Compelled to admit what they had always denied , thnt the price of nil commodities was fixed by the Inexorable law of supply and de mand , they sought to shift their position by ascribing the inarketl Improvement In Industrial conditions In this country to the prevalence of famine In other lands. With his customary shallowness Itrynn gave the keynote to his followers by asking whether the country had nny cause to rejoice because people in India were starving. Immediately the big and little silver-illumed parrots took up the refrain nnd joined In a chorus of lamentation over the transfer of calam ity from America to Central Asia. A manifesto Just Issued by the executive committee of tlie Kansas populists em bodies these declarations : POT the lack of wheat , enough people this year In I nil la have starved to death to popu late clcht such stairs as Kansas as thickly as Kansas Is populated today. Crop failure In all the countries mentioned , potato rot In Ireland , and famlno of the direful char acter depleted above and graphically pictured In Julian Hawthorne's article on "Starving India" In the July , August and September numbers of tbo Cosmopolitan , hava produced the rise in the price of wheat , and these conditions arc tbo result of the seasons. The frultfulness of the seasons Is In the keeping nf an overruling Providence , while In all nations statute- laws are tbo works ot man. Famlno In other countries has been the means of demonstrating to our farmers the advantage of an Increase In the price or food products , and they will readily under stand how much better would bo the price of all products and labor it bimetallism were hi force. If the Kansas manifesto had been de signed to bo an arraignment of the British government for allowing mil lions of Its subjects In India to starve while the coffers of Urltlsli banks are bulging -\yith wealth there might be some point in It. Hut the Kansas populists , like all vision aries , overshoot the mark. The crop failures In India have been magnified in America for political consumption by writers who are hired to furnish material for sensational papers and niagu'/.lnc.s. Drouth-stricken India Is but a conipanu- tlvely small factor in the increased de mand for wheat and the revival of pros perity In the United States. A marked rise in the price of bread- stulTs does not necessarily spring from famine. The people of Knsslu , Hungary and Argentine may have no wheat to export , but still they have plenty to sup ply their own wants. On the contrary , the marked increase in provisions and farm products frequently springs from Increased consumption due to prosperity. While this factor is completely ignored by Itrynu and his delusionists , it lias been taken Into account by the grain dealers of the world. It ! safe to as sume that under the improved conditions that prevail in tlie United States , the homo consumption of wheat will lie in creased at least one bushel per capita , or 70,000,000 bushels. This is fully as much as the wheat product of Kansas and Nebraska together. In a word , the prosperity that Is upon American farmers Is not due to famine lu India or elsewhere , but to the re opening of the mills in America and the re-employment of hundreds of thousands of men who when idle had been forced to stint themselves in food and clothing , but who now constitute an army of con sumers. Neither Ilrynn , Towne , .Terry Simpson nor any other perambulating statesman lias yet been able to reconcile their exploded doctrines with the rise In the price of Wool , cotton , live stock , iron , copper and other products of the soil. Surely they cannot be charged up to famine. These commodities , like wheat , are also regulated by the law of supply and demand. They also have risen with returning confidence , which enables cap ital to invest without undue risk and employ labor which in turn consumes the product of farm and factory and makes the wheels of commerce to re volve. TllK RFFKCT U.\ /.1/JOrt. The last Massachusetts report oiv labor in that state presents some instructive facts which are of general application. It appears that the year 1S ! ) ( ! opened with , ' ' .08,000 persoiirf employed in tlie fnutorles of Massachusetts and the num ber was increased to 111 i.CCO in each of the next two months , but In Juno there was 11 decline to IIOl.OOO. In July the Chicago convention was held and that month the number of employes in Mas sachusetts factories dropped to .iS.'i.OlM ) , falling still further In August , under tli3 Inllucnce of an apprehension that the Chicago ticket might win , to " .70,000. In the succeeding months , as the prospects of republican success improved , more persons obtained work and the year closed with USX ! ) ( ) ( ) employes In the fac tories of Massachusetts. It is thus seen that the action of the Chicago convention had the effect to throw 2r . ( KK ) people out of employment lu the single state of Massachusetts , or about 8 per cent of tlie highest number employed In the factories there in ISilli. It will not be questioned , It Is presumed , that all the other manufacturing states were similarly affected and wo think It safe to say that labor suffered to about the same degree in all these states as It did In Massachusetts. Assuming , then , thnt In June , 1S(1 ! ) ( , there were f > ,000 , < X)0 ) persons employed In the manufacturing Industiles of tlie country and this num ber was reduced 8 IMT cent In July and August , the Chicago convention was re sponsible for throwing out of employ ment -100,000 people. As a matter of fact , however , we believe this to bo an underestimate und that If It were pos sible to obtain approximately accurate statistics In the matter It would bo found that double that number of persons em ployed In the manufacturing Industries were thrown out of work In consequence of the apprehension caused by the revo lutionary doctrines and declarations of the Chicago convention. To these must be tidded other hundreds of thousands who were driven lute Idleness by the stoppage of projected enterprises of numerous kinds. It Is demonstrable that no other na tional political convention In American history had such disastrous effects upon the business nnd labor of the country ns the Chicago convention of 1800. Hut these effects , bad ns they were , were slight In comparison with what would linve followed If the work of thnt con vention had been Indorsed by the Ameri can people. VXWX I'ACn'lll WltKUlMSOHB. According to latest udvlccs from Wash ington the foreclosure sale of the Union Pacific railroad will be consummated about November 1. It Is to be hoped that this announcement will prove cor rect nnd thnt no further obstruction will bo Interposed to the process of winding up the receivership and placing the road In the hands of responsible owners who will manage and operate It on business principles ns a productive property rather than an n .stock-Jobbing octopus. . The assertion of Senator Harris of Kansas , who has sought to prevent foreclosure by congressional Interference that the government can recover the full amount of the second mortgage has no substantial basis. The forced sale of the Union Pacific will leave the way open to all who may see fit to compete for Its purchase. If tlie property Is really worth SLTi.OOO.OOO more than the upset price , as Senator Harris contends , there should be no dllllculty In finding a syndicate to outbid the bondholders' reorganisation committee. Ample time has certainly been given for the forma tion of any new company that may de sire to acquire the road and tlie condi tions of tlie world's money markets are such that any of tlie existing great trunk lines connecting with It could If deemed advantageous buy the road in at tlie public sale. It Is doubtful , however , whether even under the improved situ ation nny capitalist or combination of capitalists can be found to make a better offer than tlie one negotiated between the government and the bondholders' committee. For tlie people of the United States there is another side to tlie question. Their interest Is to have the Union Pa- clllc reorganized and operated on an actual value basis. Such n railroad managed on n business basis would be In position to compote actively with other transcontinental lines and carry tratlic at rates at least not exorbitant. To add S'jrt.OOO.OOO to tlie purchase price would mean simply increased fixed charges to be levied upon the people and those charges would form the standard by which all competing roads would gauge their rates. The government would get $ ur > ,000,000 but the people would pay principle and Interest tenfold Bln In creased tolls. What Senator Harris should have done In the interest of the people of Kansas and all the western states was to have Inserted n condition In tlie bill of sale limiting the capitalization of tlie road , placing bars upon future watering of the stock and putting restrictions upon dividends. As it Is nothing is to be gained by any interference looking solely to screwing the upset price up beyond the figures already agreed on. TUB FIA'AA'CES OF MKXICU. In ids message to the Mexican con gress President Dlnx referred only brlelly to the condition of Mexican finances , but lie said sullleient to show that the condition is very unsatisfactory. It lias compelled the government to adopt a rigid economy and while the president says there is not , for the pres ent , any serious reason for alarm and seems to take a hopeful view of thf fu ture , the fact is thnt the government dos regard the situation as being serious. President Diaz professes to regard as more or less artificial tlie factors which have had an Influence in the decline of silver and therefore expects a reaction. It is pretty safe to say that tlie Mexican president will find this a mistaken view. The factors influencing tlie decline of sliver are of a very substantial chat actor , the essential one being tlie nearly world wide tendency toward a gold basis. With all the great commercial nations on that basis and some of the lesser ones pre paring to place themselves 'on It , the chances of a reaction favorable to sliver seem very mall and very remote. A material decline In the production of.li ver would of course lift. Its price , but a reaction effected in this way would not help a silver-producing country like Mexico. Tlie reaction she requires , in order to maintain prosperity , Is one that will restore the market value of the white metal without reducing the supply and we can see no hope of such a re action. Certainly there is no reason to expect any departure by the gold stand ard countries favorable to silver. It Is far more reasonable to expect the ulU- mate abandonment of the silver stand ard by Mexico , for. It Is quite possible that country will be compelled to do this , however reluctant the government and people may be to even contemplate such a change. The testimony of President Diaz us to the unfortunate condition of affairs In his country confirms all the advices that have come from there. The prosperity about which so much was heard from tint sllverltes In the last campaign lias been blighted , The business of the coun try is In a slate of paralysis and while there Is not actual panic the situation is not far removed from It. Tlie condition of affairs is most severe upon the com mon people , who get no more than for merly for their labor , but must pay more for all commodities. Can any one doubt that If tlie free silver cause had tri umphed hi this country last year wo should now be In the situation that Mexico ice Is , or perhaps a worse oneV Here panic would not have waited for the de cline In the price of silver. The crisis would have come Immediately after the flection und in a day disaster would have swept the country from end to end. Thousands of business men would have been made bankrupts and as In Mexico ice the severest hardship of such n situ- lit Ion would have fallen upon labor. There Is an object lesson In the finan cial and business condition of our free silver uluter republic which the American people should anrefully consider. It should complbUy dispel the free silver delusion , TlWVlll.KS IX The opponents of the protective policy nre wont to nsjvrbe to It the labor dis turbances Infills country , Ignoring the fact thnt frcej trade Knghind Is ns much allllcted wltli labor troubles as the United Statek some of the greatest strikes In thejhlstory of conflicts between capital nnd lab\fr.Jmvliig \ occurred theiv. At this time thijroJs.a formidable strike of engineers In tihgland , made to secure an eight-hour day. It lias been main tained for about two months and ac cording to the latest advices n settle ment Is still remote. An extensive coal strike In Wales has been In progress for several months. A London correspond ent states that In July there were sixty- five strikes in tlie United Kingdom , which involved over -10,000 people. Dur ing the corresponding month In 180(5 ( the number of persons Involved In strikes was 10,000 , thus showing that In respect to labor troubles the situation has been growing worse. The fact Is that the laboring classes In Great Hrllnln are less contented than these classes In the United Stales nnd that the friction -between capital and labor there is sharper than It is here. It Is needless to say that the average American worklngman In nearly every branch of labor is better off than the average worklngmau In Great Britain , lie receives more pay for his labor and can live better In all respects. It may be said that the cost of living is cheaper there than here , but such Is not the case , taking all tilings together. It is certainly true that the Kngllsh worklngman can not get his foodstuffs at a less price than the American worklngman and If the former has any advantage It is In the matter of clothing and tills advantage Is so slight as to be hardly worth consid ering. Nor Is the dissatisfaction confined to those employed In the Industries and in transportation. It readies to many who are in the service of the government. Complaint about pay and long hours and other hardships on tlie part of govern ment employes in this country would only arouse r-idicule , but in Great Hritnln that class have serious grievances. The postolllce employes are n particularly discontented class and recently the car riers and telegraph operators in the postolllce department have been threat ening a strike for the purpose of obtain ing relief. It j stated that tlie average pay now received by these classes of government employes , outside of Lon don , is ? r > .r > 0 a week and they work from twelve 'to' Wurteon hours a day. The average \my of American letter car riers Is more than three times that amount It is true that labor in England is somewhat better paid than labor in other European countries where the protect ive' policy Isii \ operation , but that proves nothing for the Hritlsh fiscal .pol icy. It merely shows thnt In England labor has been more aggressive in efforts to improve its condition than labor in other purls of Europe. lUit-.the Impor tant fact to be impressed is that dissat isfaction in tlie ranks of labor and con flicts bet ween capital and labor are as prevalent In free trade England ns In any other country. Indeed , it Is said that in proportion to population there are more labor disturbances in Great Hrlt- ain than In any country In the world. Interest In the Transnilsslsslppl Expo sition is increasing right , along among the people of the trnnsmlsslsslppl slates , who are realizing more and more what the enterprise means for them. Many of the western states are only beginning to appreciate fully the benefits which they can reap by n complete and attract ive exhibit at Omaha , and It Is safe to say that were tlie legislatures in session the demand for appropriations for state participation would be Irresisible In almost every transmisslssippl state. The disposition of the people Is favor able everywhere , and they may be de pended on to lin'd a way to do credit to themselves and to their states. By tlie end of the month all the col leges and universities In the state will have resinned their work of education. Nebraska has a number of excellent de nominational colleges of moderate size , but which each year give Instruction of a substantial character In the arts and sciences to a goodly number of ambi tious students. These colleges form an Important factor In our scheme of popu lar education , and , while they make lit tle ado over their work , the results tell nt the end of the year when they turn out hundreds of graduates well prepared to enter business or professional life. "Where are tlie country's Washing- tons , Stunners , Beochers , Lincolns and Grants ? " wo are asked In a circular let ter. Unfortunately all the originals re ferred to have. ' 'loiYg since been taken away from us. ' /Jjhj're nre a few states men left , howeviTfi and many moro In embryo , ' , ( ; whenever the emergency arlsfvs , , tlmt requires great leadership -neriea may bo depended on to supply Its own dt'inunds. The popiilisto-Klnte platform throws bonnets at the i)0iullst | state ollicers because - cause reglster state warrants have gouo to pur Hliice/jnnnnry 1 last. IJut as county warran'ts have risen just as much In counties vlllcli have been under uninterrupted wpuullcan control , to find the exact measure'of ' credit earned by the populist sfafc' litllcers Is something like working out the thirteen-fourtcen- tlfteen puzzle. For some occult-nnd unknown reason Bryan lias neglected to charge up the high price of wheat to the grasping trust und grinding monopoly always found do ing the will of the hateful money i > ower. Wliy the money power should let wheat rise and permit the prosperous farmers to pay oil their debts with the proceeds of their crops must pass popocrntlc com prehension. International patent treaties for the protection of Inventors nt home and abroad are all right , but they should be framed ou the bauls of reciprocity. American patents taken1- out by foreign Inventors should not give ru 'atcr rights than these carried by patents taken out by American Inventors , nor greater rights than are accorded American In ventors who take out patents abroad. If there are Inequities In the existing treaties they should be remedied when the treaties come up for nmcndlucnt at Brussels In December. Senator Kornker Is sadly disappointing his enemies by his persistent talk In favor of the re-election of Senator Hanna. Unable to find anything In his speech or actions Indicating hostility to his colleague , the popocrntlu organs nre trying to make out that Senator Koraker Is playing double. But their attempts itre miserable failures , for the reason that there Is no foundation for the charge. While the western states lead with re ports -of Improved Industrial conditions , the south wants It distinctly understood that It Is also gobbling a share of re turned prosperity. Every southern state Is witnessing the projection of new en terprises and the realization of enlarged trade , and its people would not have political conditions In the national gov ernment changed if they could. Text for n Srrnmii. Somcrvlllc Journal. People talk moro or less about original eln , but Is there any ? The Old nnil tinXCMV. . i Atchlpon Globe , The old-fashioned woman know how to make < i delicious peach cobbler ; the new- fashioned womati tays It Isn't good for you. I'orVrnI or Wor. Imllunnpolls News. The hard times certainly Illustrated the fact that all1 sections of the country suffered together1 and returning prosperity Is demon strating that wo all prosper together. No section can long bo benefited at the expense of another. Arc the AVocillcxn PrlvleK ! < l ? Hoston Glolic. The motives of the Omaha girls who have organized themselves Into a society for the suppression of the tobacco habit might be above suspicion If in announcing their re fusal to kiss young men who use the weed they did not announce also that young men who do not use tobacco are privileged to kiss them whenever they please. I'nyliie tlm I'lprr. New York Hernlil. By her headstrong belligerency Greece shocked the peace of Europe , caused useless shedding of blood and spread ruin and mis ery not only among the subjects of the sul tan , but among her own people. And what Is the net result ? An Increased burden of taxation upon the unfortunate Greek popu lation and the appointment of foreign guard ians who will collect the Income of their government and dictate Its financial policy. Gooil I'liu-c to Shun. New Yolk TYIbune. According to reports and Indications the Klondike region during the coming winter will have a famlno of its own , like India and Ireland , not embracing so wide a popu lation as either of those countries , but pinching such as it has with equal severity. It cannot bo said of It , as of money , that the fool and his autumnal Klondike fever are soon parted , but a good many of his snecles nnd relief from It "In the hardship and starvation on the way. Only a small proportion of those who set out for that destination will get there , and it Is by no means certain that the luck will not be those who I'urrT back. A in cr I en n MiiiiiirnoliirrH Abroad. Philadelphia llecnnl. Moro and more American manufacturers are showing a disposition to Invade markets heretofore deemed inaccessible. Six Iron and steel manufacturers of I'lttsburg and vicinity have formed a company to go Into the Brit ish markets and seek trade. They have opened olllcea at 1'lttsburg , and the company Is capitalized at $110.000. The backing. It is stated. Is sullleient to guarantee onj amount as soon as an Increase In business shall demand It. A London agent has been appointed , and -an attempt will bo made to transact business In India South America and Japan. A specialty will be made of cot ton ties , hoops , bands and other manufac tured products. Sucli'ly llulc-N III Guthniii. ' New York Proas. Is It proper in good society to suck boneu at the table or to chew them ? No. Only dogs suck and chew bones. Must the front or the .back of the fork be used In cartli g food to the mouth ? If the carting must be Jono. bv all means use the front , as It Is safer and will carry a 'Jigger load. Dut It Is bad form to cart food to the mouth. A gen tleman and lady are always known by the size of the mouthfuls they take. How shall a person help himself to sandwiches ? With his fingers or with a fork ? With his fingers , provided he has the decency to avoid finger ing the whole lot. Most ram examine all the sandwiches carefully , as If they feared poi soning. They are fret'-lunch fiends , as a rule , and know no better. Must a gentle man sit erect while eating ? By oil means , and have certain knowledge that his fork j and sjioon do not drlji. Most men reach ' after their food with their mouths , as In the case of a dog catching files. They grab and snap. Dad form ! Must ono cat at tlie last drop of coup ? Certainly If the soup Is good , but avoid tilting the plate and scoopIng - Ing up the last drop In the edge. IlllYAVS Sri2CI.lI. I'UOVIIIKXCK. Why Should It \ < > t Work Until IVnyn anVcll UN Onrf Rev. T. J. Mnckay In Cliurcli nnd Home. Nebraska rot only stands today at the head of the ? graml column of states as hav ing the least percnitage of Illiteracy , but In material prosperity as well. What will our eastern friends who have been In the habit of referring to our grand state os part of the graat "American desert" say now , when they ure told of the Immenbo crops that are being harvested In Nebraska ? Thu State Hoard of Agriculture estimates the value of this season's crop of grain at roe hundred cut ) ninety-five millions of del lars ( $195,000,000) ) ! Talk about the Klondike ! The soli of NobrJBka Is a better gold mine than the whole of Alaska. Bvon Mr. Ilryan la hard put to It to account for the pros perity of his state. Ho attributes our pros- porlty to "Providence , " and Is grateful ac cordingly , though ono cannot help suspectIng - Ing that Ills gratitude Is grudgingly granted. It'.i furry how even politicians fall hack ou I'rovldencn In order to explain things when they are "up a stump. " They are llko Some ChrUtlann who always have a "special Providence" to account for their marvelous escapes from danger without a thought as to the Provldcnco that didn't talco care of the other lest , fortunate ones ! No doubt Mr. Ilryan attributed his narrow oacapo from death last week In that railroad ' wreck ' -ii Kansas to that same Providence ea a man I heard of once who , while waitIng - Ing for a train with n companion , went to get a glass of brer. While drinking the tcer , the train arrived. His companion went rn , and in a wreck which occurred half an hour later was killed. Thai saved man always ccisldorcd : that glass of beer a "special 1'rovldenco. " And so our pros perity In Nebraska Is dun ( o a special 1'rov. Idcnce. Our hard Units were the result of a gold conspiracy , but our good times and dollar-a-bufihel wheat 1 ! Oh , well , let's bo thankful together and let bygones bo by- ionea ; , but as a opeclal favor to Providence would It not be well for Mr , Towno ot Minnesota to correct his wonderful tales showing how wheat EDI ! illver always rise and fall together. HO as to leave e loop hole for an appeal to Providence on such an occatlun an the present ? Hurrah for Nebraska with Its shower of golden corn and wheat , and hurrah for the TransmlaaUslppI Exposition , to which we shall Invite all our friends , that they may sea what the mighty west ran do In reclaiming deserti , In educating her citizens and In building up an empire founded on the Intelligence and Integrity ot all her children. SKCUI.AII SHOTS AT Tllli I'l I.1MT. Boston Globe : The clergy are returning to their churches to renew the fight against sin nnd aalnn. who never have time to go on vncitlon * . St. l ouls Uci'Ubllc : It should bo hoped that the nnll-splrlUullst paper to bo estab lished In St. Louts will not be forced to Rive UD the ghost for want ot material support. Denver Post : The attention of the band of Olirlstkuis who are praying that nil pain may ba removed from the world Is respectfully called to the fact that 325,000,000 pecks ot roln-bulldhiK garden truck were i.ilscd In this country this year. Chicago Tribune : A Jesuit priest comes to the aid of "Pope Hob" nnd assures him that notwlthstamllne his Ignorance ot matters solrltual US will bo allowed to twang the Mrlties of a cclcstl.il hrtt-p In the Kreat bc- vond. U Is now In order for Ingorsoll to apologize for some ot the mean things he has said ot the Jesuits. New York Sun : A prophet somcnhat nlnonastlcallv described by the Philadelphia Press as Hnv. Kldcr Mcrroll said In his sermon last Sunday that "the signs of Jho time Indicate that bcforo the sun rises on January 1. 1000 , the great American nation will groan and writhe In the agony of revolt ) , tlon and the streets of nil her great cities will ho slippery with blood a hundred drops of blood for each gem that flashes on the necks of the rich ami pampered women , and ton days of blood for each tear that has washed the faces of the poor. " Thcro are ather sentimental soothsayers , lay ami clerical , who can equal Mr. Merrcll In this vein. U Is nn n statistician that ho shows the most originality and power. He says that M.-IOO.OOO.OOl ) was spent on Intoxicating llauors last year. No wonder the revolution Is coming , und coining before sunrise. POSTAL SAV1XCS HAMCS. Globe-Democrat : Postmaster General Gary lias just remarked , during a visit to Now York , "I am satisfied that postal savings banks will bo ono of the features ot UiU administration If wo can Inaugurate the ? ys- turn. " The republican policy Is'marked as usual by constructive Ideas. Minneapolis Journal : The details as to how this system shall be worked out , to what extent the government shall become the custodian of the earnings of the people , and what provision shall bo made for the Invest ment ol the funds , all these details can bo committed to the wisdom of such an advocate of the system as Secretary Gage. The main point Is to establish a system for the guoit It Is calculated to do and work out the de tails of Us scope and management In the light of experience. Springfield Republican : Dut the rub comes In the Investment of tlie. savings. We have no largo and perpetual government debt as Gngland has , In the bonds of which the deposits posits of the people could be amply In vested. Ono argument urged in bchnjf of postal savings ban < ks Is that they would provide a receptacle for the people's savings safe from the frauds and bankruptcies of piivate bank management. Obviously , how ever , lu that case only public securities could bo used for the Investment of savings , for private corporate securities and propcrty would bo subject to the same frauds of private management. New York Tribune : Postmaster General Gary's announcement that the establishment of postal savings banks will be made the leading feature of his administrative policy will undoubtedly stimulate the hopes of those who for many years past have been vainly urging upon congress the advisability of engrafting on the present postal service cer tain limited and guarded banking functions. The Idea of enlarging the government's pos tal operations so as to Include within their scope the maintenance of a system of na tional savings banks has found , Imlcexl , In the now head of the Postoftlco department an eager and enthusiastic champion. Mr. Gary believes that public convenience em phatically demands the opening under federal supervision of small and easily accessible savings institutions everywhere throughout the country , and he can see no obstaclu to the satisfaction of this acknowledged popular want by means of slight and thoroughly feasible extensions ot the existing machinery of postal administration. OUT OK THU OHUI.VAIIY. Londoners cat 1,000 pigs dally. California has 3,000,000 orange trees. Germany makes 2,000 pianos a week. The Glasgow , Ky. , Times tells of a negro who lives near Savoyard , Metcalfo county , who Is only 11 years old , but has already mastered the common school rudiments of education and Is away up In algebra , geom etry , gastronomy , calculus and other higher branches. He Is a lightning calculator and a marvel In many respects. His name Is J. n. Thompson. The first and last stand of the confederates was made on land owned , by the same man. A part of Bull Uun .battlefield was owned by Mr. McLean. After this famous battle ho decided to move to a locality where there would bo loss fear from the ravages ot war. By a etrangc coincidence he took up his abode at Appomattox , which subsequently proved to be the final battle of the civil war. war.Alolso Alolso 'Manhardt of Vienna , who died at the beginning of the present year , left to his heirs a number of huge ciscs filled with railroad tickets which ho had collected from all parts of the world , and for which lie had spent a fortune. When the heirs caused the value of this strange legacy to be esti mated -their disillusion was painful. Tbo 400,000 tickets had to be sold to an English house for 2,000 florins , or less than $1,000. A wlcower ! on Long Island has fitted up like a living room the vault where the re mains of his wife repose. It Is furnished with tubleh and chairs , bric-a-brac Is given a place , a clock ticks on the uholf , a canary sings In 'Its cage and a squirrel spins round on Its wheel. An empty collln la ready for Its occupant In the course of time. The wodower spends several hours there dally But it Is said that the cemetery authorities are likely to Interfcro with this Invislon nf their customs. It has liRon found that the oil bursUrig out of the bed of the creek on the farm cf S , B , Smith , five miles from Compton , Ky. , contains u very valuable quality hl'hcrto unknown. By laying a plank or anything across the creek a person , can dam the oil up and gather any amount of It , and It hui ) been discovered that the oil will burn as fast as dry paper. The people , through cur- lohtty , go to this oil spring , dam it up on the top of the water nnd then strike a match to It In order to eo spread over thu whole surface of the water a perfect bla/o. This oil for lubricating purposes Is hard to sur pass , and the beauty of It rcHtu In the fact that It docs not have to undergo any process whatever to bo valuable for such purpose. It has also besn found to work wonders In perfecting cures for bruises , cuts and sores. That a stout buggy whip , four and one- half feet long , could remain In a homo's stomach nearly two years and the hoi HO survive the ordeal , ceoms Improbable , hut just such a thing happened to a valuable horse owned by Allen D. liable , near Uoursvillc , Washington county , Md. , which died a few dayn ago , Dr. J. T. Hlborger of Hagerstown held a post-mortem , anl the whip was found protruding from the stomach. Mr. Eaklo , In October , 1835 , used a six-fool buggy whip to punch ro obstruction down the choking horse's throat , putting a horso- Bhoo In the ) animal's mouth to keup It open. TUB horn-shoo flow out , and the horse bit off the whip , swallowing the long part with no bad effects until a few days ago , when the horse sickened and died. After the swallowIng - Ing the homo worked every day and ule three meals a day , William Settle of St. Louis , Mo. , wants the courts to restore to him certain property which ho deeded to his wife , claiming that the transfer was made while he wan atnieteJ with abaulla. Seventeen years ago William retired from business , and , during an attack of the dreadful aliment already referred to , decided to make a tour of Europe alone. Ho left his property , with an Income of $0.000 a year , with his wife , and whenever ho wanted any cash Mrs. Settle Kent him a draft. Everything might have continued eatUfactorlly on this basis If Settle had riot been overtaken by an attack of abaulla In London , during which he acquired another wife , by whom he had five children. Mrs. Settle learned of William' * foreign affairs by means of a letter Intended for him , which fell Into her hands. She at once cut on * her liege iord'i allowance , nd this action has caused the aflllctod huibaud to take bla abaulla Into court. If ho wlcs tlie > ult , abaulla may become at popular a defense an Insanity or hypnotic Influence. iVI' I.VSfllAM'i : . vpn-Miry for Safitjnnil Pvrinn nn uro , I Eastern papers are declaring thai a erlsto has been n-Ached In the history of life Uisur- 1 ; nice by the assessment method. The recent , failure ot the Mass.iclmsetts Benefit Life as sociation and' ' the expulsion of the Hay Statu lleiieflclary assoclitlon of Westrii'ld. Main. , from the state of New York havii opened the eyes of Iho other assessment companies to weak points In their system , nnd they are setting themselves about the task of cornet- tag what seems to ho an Inherent defect This dotermlnntitii la at least n hopeful s-gu , especially ns regards the fraternal bt'tiellelnry ordera , which are not handicapped , as the assessment companies re , by the fear that the members may be rich ! llaiblo for standing Indebtedness after the companies have be come Insolvent. In the state of New York It 1ms been decided by the courts that mem bers are liable wider euch circumstances It Is cnly necessary here , however , to call attention to the fact that both the corpora tions and the fraternal orders that deal In as- sessmcnt Insurance haVe awakened lo the necessity of changing their methods of ap portioning assessments upon their members. They have become couvli ced , at least the most of them , that It Is Impesslblo to go un. Indefinitely charging no more for protection , when by reason of advanced years the actual cost Is much greater than when a member \vcs young and tils life oxpeclntlcn at Id best. Having been thus conv'iiced by the arguments of practical experlcnco that the old system was defective , both the corpora tions and the fraternal orders have either made a raillc.il change to correct this ilntcrt , or they are considering as to the best way In which they shall make the change which has practically brcn determined upon. As n matti'iof fact , there are but two safe systems upon \\lileh life Insurance can bo conducted for any considerable length. of time. Ono of these Is the level-premium system pursued by the old line comptnles , the foundation principle of 'Which ' Is to charge enough moro than It costs In the early years of a policy In pay for the en hanced cast of the risk In later years. The other system Is the step , or nattir.il life pi in , under which the ralo IB Increased annually , so Hint In each year the assured pays what It costs , plus an addition for collateral ex penses , to carry his insurance for that year. Under this p'.un , it Is believed tlut the as sessment corporation * and the fraternal orders , especially the latter , have a bettor prospect than It was possible that they ever could have under the old system. Assess ment Insurance has reached a crisis , ap parently. When It Is reflected how large and comprehensive Is the 'Interest and the wel fare of tin1 people concerned In 1(3 ( preserva tion , it will be seen that It Is Incumbent upon the public generally to give these orders anil corporations endeavoring to correct the organic defects In the old methods and ro- movu future dlttlcultlcs all possible eu- couragement and assistance. riCHSO.VYI , AM ) OTIIKIlXVI.Si ; . The cold wave brought little relief to the stricken city of Chicago. The golf upldemlo Ui spreading , If there were anything In hypnotism , these Klondike miners might solve the food prob lem by simply putting each nther to nleep for the winter. The late Ogden Goelot left a fortune esti mated at about $30 000,000 , but It is not re corded that ho left u penny of It for auy public purpose. The boudumcn of the defaulting treasurer of llooni ! county , Iowa , havu paid up his deficit , amounting to over $1.1,000. The pol icy has not been copyrighted. Lutto A. Lytlc , Tennessee's colored woman lawyer , is described by her Btnte papers as "young and comely. " That IB a great con cession for southern papers to make. Dawson City's pollco force Is thu richest In the world. ly ) frequent tojchlng ot the sur rounding -country they have secured fortunes ranging from $ L'0,000 to $1,000,000 each. Hoston takes no stock in the moldy adngo , "Tho good die young. " "Wo are as good aa wo are beautiful , " modestly exclaims the editor of the Boston Globe. Trust him not ; ' ho Is 50 and Vc'ry gay for his age. Buck Taylor tried the cowboy act on n street In the suburbs of Philadelphia. A meek appearing Quaker disputed Duck's claim to the whole road , and when Buck threatened to eat the Quaker right there , the latter shied his coat ami buckled to. At thu conclusion of the argument Iho Quaker handed Buck over to a policeman. Jersey justice has exalted Itself some more lit settling the perplexing question , "What is the legal value of whiskers. " Ike Gtlckmnn stroked nnd caressed a luxuriant set that rendered shirt fronts superfluous , but In an evil day ho became mixed up In a trolley car wreck , in which bis whiskers were cruelly mutilated. Ho fixed upon $200 as salvo for his pain nnd sorrow , but an ungallant - gallant corporation declined the price. Now a Jersey court throws out the case , virtually Informing the amazed GHckman that his whiskers weren't worth a continental. DOMICSTK ; invi.s. Cleveland Plain Dealer : "The miijor has a flue war record , hasn't ho ? " "I Iwlleve so. He hiiH been married llfty yeara. " Hoston Herald : lit.'iicdlct ( proudly ) My wlfo kisses me goodnlp'lit regularly. Rounder ( bitterly ) Women are nusplcloua creatures , nln't they ? Philadelphia. North American : She ( after the quurrel ) And must we part forever , Hurry ? lie Well , nt least until tomorrow night , Maude. Indianapolis Journal : "Ills love letters are very persuasive , " Bald the fair gliTu confidante. "Yes , " wan the pensive reply. "They would persuade any jury In Christendom. " Cincinnati Enquirer : "Your husband seems to be n pretty i > iHy-nuliif neil , eh ? " "Don't you believe nothlu' of tlie Kind. It IH thu hardest work In the world to Htart him nolir at all. " Beaten Traveler : HaumVo had n row at our bouse yesterday. Jackson What wan t-.o ! mutter ? Haum Our pretty hoiim-malil liruko my china cup anil brought mo anuthnr , 0:1 : which was Inscribed : "To one I love. " Chicago Tribune ; "John , you might to buy n whole barrel of Hour. H'n Kottlng- hlghcr every ilay. " "I know It IH , Maria , and 1 have Ix-eii surprlHeil that It iloesn'l have a more buoy ant clfei't on your blHcullH. " Puck : Nov/ly Made Widow Ah I no ono can take Jolm'H place , I lovc < I him from thu iMittotn of ir.y heart. Friend ( I rightly ) But you know what they say tl.ere Is nlwayn room at the top. Chicago llcoonl : "Before we were mar ried' you mid you wouldn't put an ob.staulo In my way for the world , " "Did 1 ? Well , iicrlmpH I Old. " "And now you are everlastingly Ktlcklnz your feut out no thut 1 full uver them. " HIS DOWNFALL. 1 tlpvrlnnil .lender. He used to be a "laille.V man , " Dabbling anil gay ; Ho wore lilt : hair In liangH ami hail A winning way ; Ho used to lie a "ladles' man , " Hut things are run on another plan Todnv I Now he Is just n woman's man , Silent and meek ; His wife miyt ) men are foola , and be'9 Afrnlil tu Hijiieak ; Slio'n big and RtrniiK , and IUIIH nffalrn , And nil * upon nlm If hc.cliues To speak ! iiirru'Ki'j.v i.ovns. Bho ran along thn be-ilnn Htrnml And called against the utoini , While wet winds swept her peaxnnt'H drea And whipped It to her form. The light from out the cabin streamed , It never Heurned HO deiu An now , with Fcth's woe , wistful face Which 'gainst the pane was neur. For love pnlnod wildly In licr heart , Divided and unfreu ; IJetwuon thu crippled child ut homo And Donald on the sea. And yet ho came , as oft before , Though neither tried to ts-iy Why he was unveil , > wlillo other men Were loaned italioro ut day. "Come , wife , " he always twill , " 1 know That death WIIH near mo then , Tlut Beth Hhould not bu left alone. For half a hundred men , " And Beth , before the nun was up. Was out. In Idle play , Gathering up the yellow heads Of pojiples on the bay , CATHERINE