THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SATURDAY , AtTGITST 21. 18 < )7. ) A CLERICAL ERROR. rj ; 27 How "Father Ponburton" Assisted In n Haco for n Wife , 3 ; uv FRANCIS LYNDU. ( IVM right , IW7 , the S < 3 McClure Co ) IJy nay ci ( irologito , let me say that t luvo , never been quite able to understand colleasues In this far western diocese cese Mill me "tho padre. " coupling the In nuendo with an Intimation that ! should have broil n t > rltt of the older faith ratlier than a poor clergyman of our own. In my own looking-glass nnd which of us ! ever vourh'afi'd n peep Into that of another ? I flnd nothing to Justify the Inference The quicksilver Images the nguro of a mlddle- nged person whoop sedentary habit IIM elrkllod n fnre never ruildy : whose Mglls * lth the Ktudcnt's lamp have bcRiin to ac centuate the stoop In n rather ungainly pair of thouldcifl , whrae attlro N not , end lias never hern. 1 trust , more than decently cpcletlastlcal In cut nml ensemble. Nonf the les * . sincerity rompels the nd- nilwslDti that In tr.i\elliiK I am not Infre- < iinntly lnken for n HomMi pile l , nnd that oven lir > ri > In my own little parMi of Car- bonoro the rnal miners rail mi- Father rrn- bttrlon It was thli absurd misconception LrlKhtenod pwalhly. by the fnct that I vvaj leading a email Mark hound book which may liave been mistaken for n breviary , that led to my entanglement In a romantic nffalr on the mllwav-an entaglempnt which ha' nliye cost me ninny dl iiilcllng | momenta. Not that I hold myself III iny wa > accountable or blamewtrlhy. be It understood , but merely bccmi f It has given my clerlwil associates ( i fresh occasion for other of their Ill-chosrn nnd mertiiltmlras glhe . The beginning of It was In this wise. \ had been nn a UJll to the bishop , and had boarde'i" the train to retuin to my par- Hh Having taken a seat In the I'ullnuu. I was reading the simll. b'ack-bound book which , I beg to prote t. was not a breviary when two > OUIIK persons entered the car nnd iiitnlill hcil tlicmFedvrs In the Hcctlon next to mj own At their Incoming I fancied thC * wcrf the Inevitable ne\\ly mairled cou ple whose pro onoe seems nowadays to be a liccrasary complement to the ixisscnger ll"t of any public conveyance The jouiig man ivas n cle k of some fort one would say , nnd hto face woaguely familiar. It wai clean-cut , s-mujth tihavcn anil of the akrt type- which mail-s the joungei men of busi ness In this progress-ridden region. The young vv email was petite and distinctively handsome Her face was n most agreeable tludy In yojthful beauty , and her Hashing brown ejes alight with leprewed excitement luid a look in them which eairled me swlftlv back to iiu but pardon me ; thta Is not the story of my own joutliful follies I perceive 1 nt once that the two wire labor. Ing under olino stress of emotion which 1 took to be very natural onibirransment ; acid ns they sat facing me I thought to relieve them In some measure by taking tinoppo - hlle scat with my back toward them. I iln- siic to emphasize thli ! point bfCM'sc one of HIV colleagues Is uncharitable enough to in sinuate that the c'lango was made In onUr that their com creation might be the bitter overheard a clnrge which [ wish to rcptl Villh proixr scotn That their talk was overheard is a matter of nn moment IJvcry right-minded person will agree with me that motives and not Incidents arc the cosmic principles underlying any code of ethics "Great JehnaMi ! Yon say he did not come home to dinner , after all' " The speaker was the young man , anil thcie was a very emphatic note of uneasiness In Ills voice. "Yes , he did. " answered the joung woman "And that Isn't all ; I'm almost t > ure he tus- pected something. " "You uie ? Why ? What makes you think 60' " "The way he acttd. Ho was nn short as piecrust all through dinner ; and when I left the table he asked If jou had called ; said ho had eccn you In the carriage driving down Alameda street. " The yoi-YiK man groaned quite audibly "Of course he did' That Idiotic driver tinned out for a furniture van just as > we. were meeting him and drove up to the very curb. ] made myself ns small as I could , but ho couldn't help seeing me. What did jou tell him ? " "I eald , Why poppi Mr. HoderkK' "After youe forbidden him the house' ' " The young man child-led as If the sinful equivocation were applausive rather than a thing to be sorrowfullj deprecated "Good ! What did he say to that ? " "He was angry as he always I when jour name Is mentioned ; he mid you were unscrupulous enough to do anything. Then ho asked me If I could be ready to start for Aunt Josepblne'n tomorrow. " "And > ou to'.il him you could ? " "I did , Just that ; but 1 didn't tell him I would. 0. why doesn't the train etart ? " I heard the click of the young man's watch case "Chlclly because It Isn't time.e have five minutes jet " " 01,1" , the exclamation wits almost a EOb "If ho catches the 1 o'clock car down town ho can overtake us here , cant' he ? " The watch case clicked again. "Ho might , but It's unlikely. The car In duo ut the corner Just at our leaving time , and he would have n block to walk - or run. Hut I was thinking of something else. If he ban ills wits with him we shan't be safe till wo paw the > ard limits. " "The yard limits' I don't understand. I "Wo have to stop to register at the limits. If ho Jiibt mUses us here he can take a carriage , run the legs off the hoi. es nnd Intercept us at the > ard station. It can be done. I've done It m > sclf more tnnn once with a belated passenger. " "Oh horrors' ' Man , if > ou let me be . .taken back now I'll never speak to > oi' ngaln as long as I live ! " ' You needn't threaten me. It won't bo my fault If we're captured. I'm not any inoro anxlotiH to meet > our father Juwt now than ) < iu are , " asserted the > oung man , earnestly. Then silence supervened , und I had lelo- uru to construct the accusation It was a wedding party , Indeed , but u prloil-au elopement , In short This sweet-faced joung woman with the reir'ndful ' eyes van taking h < > r future In her hand to give It over Into the- keeping of a > oung man vliosp consent to tuth n proceeding was his tmIlldcut condemnation. I pictured to myself the distress of the father , whoie vlslies had been so unflUally dlsiegarded lie was douhtlths a kind and Indulgent parent are not all modern parents nil- j'ably no'--a ml his objections to the aleit young man were probably well rooted In iood ; judgment and common sense . The name , Roderick , und the word about belated , passengers , budged the gap In my memory , and I was able to place the Intend ing brldcgioom. Ho wat a young man em- Iilocd by the railway company , In some rapacity-I know not what In the booking office , he It wax \vho had procured for mi * my clergyman's permit for half rates At that tlmo I had thought him a very pleax- r.nt joung fellow ; hut It must be admitted thst clicuniEtunccs alter canes , and In the light of the prcHint e > plsod my point of view coincided Immediately with that of the aggrieved father. It vvau not my affair , to bu iurc , Init my sjmpathlcs wore BO utrongl ) rnlUtcil on the side of parental authorlt ) that I could with dllllculty hold my peace Indeed. It wan berne In upon me ea forclhl ) that I ought to expostulate ) allli the > oung t raahUngi that I was about to do so when the train moved out and carried them , so to ppeaV , suddenly across their Rubicon Having thiu lost the opportunity for tu > rc- ( ill Interference , I may confr < u tliet J awaited thn turn of evcnU with nn Inconaldiratio ilc-xrcu of curiosity Would ihe Injured lather have MB "v.lu with him , " BE tin joung man 10 Irreverently phrased It , and tlrlvo pout hattn to Intercept the train it the rKl tjTlnK itatlon ? The day was warm and the car window K were open When the nhrloK of Ihe airbrake * VAK uplifted and the iprtil began to ulaikeu. I looked out and up the rebel Ivadlng down from Ihe city \ir I away among the but < iat - t rlnn hou * * * of the miburb n carriage drawn by fact galloping hori r came In night At thn attie moment I heard the young nun MVThU ThU un U fearfully hot don't you think co CUm.or * Iot ma clnie. your window " Tin t.aug of the xh and tuo uhlrr of the t a I f I owt'l quirklv ni ! I dUtOCd liir IniD'I'.n Ifr ' " < hI I eerrt tl u carriage J'r > 'n' y Hi'irnn < u to it Hand with. tbi 'TwnrJ rnj r > ( tlio i'ulluun Immediately osj&oite tb clatform of tbo small regiiter- Ing fitatlon From my window I saw the con ductor come out nnd raUc Ills hand to give the signal for departure. In the very act he espied the carriage with the galloping hnriffl. and des'sled. He was evidently goIng - Ing to wait for the vehicle to come up Tor the next few moments the suspenre was well nigh electrical. The crucial anx iety of the two } oUng people seemed to com municate Itself In some mvstcrlous manner to the other occupants of the car , and we all fit breathless under the weight of a nllcncc which was surcharged with suppressed ex citement When the dr'inimlc-1 nt iho horses' hoofs became faintly nucifolo the young man could endure It no longer With a haety "Uxeiae me a moment , " to his comrnjilon , he left his scat ; and I craned my neck front the window In time to ROC him join the con ductor on the platform. "What arc jou waiting for , Oraffo ? " he demanded , with the nlr of one who is made bold by the occasion. The conductor Jerked hla thumb over his Mionldcr In the direction of the chase "Some drummer got left at the union depot , I Kuo's. Servo htm right If we didn't wait on him. " "Don't you fool youraelf ! " the young man's manner of speech was distressingly Idiomatic , rot to say vague , at times "Ihat'H Mr. John Bostwlck. If you tlcri't pull out before he gets here I'm a dead man. Do jou savcz' " The conductor laughed , and rejoined with what appeared to be Intended for rough plea - antry. "O , come off' What are you giving me' " 1 hid not noticed that the joung man had offered to glvo an j thing , but he Ignored the THU CLUKQYAIAN IN THL , T1A ING liOCO\IOTVl < Inquiry and burst out "Facts , by Jove' Cold facts' ' I tell you my blood will be on your he-ad If y-oiuwalt till that carriage gets here1' , u Kft "I'shaw ! d'ye mead it. honest ? What you been doing to Ihe master mechanic7 'Mother o-ie of your fool prnnks , I bet you " The cha e wes In plain view by this time , and It presented the unusual spectacle of a squaro-shoulde ed gentleman with a fierce military moustache and a very red face leaning far out of the carriage window and se ticulatlng violently. The young man saw , winced , anil made answer of mingled plea and protect. "Pranks nothing ! It's bu&lnebs Ihls time. I tell you. Glvo Ike the signal , quick , before it's too late. Miss Uostwlck's mixed up In It and " 3 | The conductor's hand bhot above his head and hung there fluttering like a mlrchappen flair. There was nn answering clangor from the bell and a hissing of steam , and the \\heold began to revolve Tne young scape grace and his new-made confederale sprang j aboard , and I ga\e my attention lo Ihe on coming cairlage. The cabman was ceitalnly a most retKlcie driver. He'Uslved his horses down the Bleep slope , and for al palpltint becond a collhlon with the moving train fct-emed inevitable It was happ'ly ' averted at the critical Instant by the madcap f-on ot Nlmshl , who slood up In his place and dragged the plunging ani mals back up'oai tbeir hMtnches , by main ( strength. But the middeu cramping of the vehicle Jammed It between a coal car and the Iron lever which operates the switching mechanism , blocking the doors as effectually as if the obstructions had been placed with malice afo'cthought. I had a brlet glimpse of tl.e square-shouldered gentleman ragln baiK and forth between the doors , tliiuntlng fliet at one and then at the oilier , and then the moving train swept around a curve , and I could see no nioio. When 'I sank back into my seat with a sigh of mingled regitt and reilsi Ihe young man had rejoined hh companion , who , tlianka to the drawn shade and elcncd win dow , had apparently nclthei teen nor heaul aught of the exciting episode. "Aro we afe , A'an ' ? " ho queried , bet vokc a-tremble vvllh trepidation. "Safe ab < i church. Didn't you see him ? " "I saw nothing , but I thoughl I heard some' one thouling" Then , with a gasp of sudden and dismay-fill realization "O , It's my father , and he's hurt 1 kno\v he Is ! Stop the train , Alan , Mop It I say , I'm going back ! " " 0. sit clown ; for pity's sake sit down , Ulcanoi ; don't you ace everybody's catching on ! " this In an agonized whisper. ' He isn't hurt. I ( ell you ; not at all. That was Iho driver yon heard , yelling al hi1) horses " "Aro you sure you're lell'ng me Ihs truth ? " "Of course I am ; didn't I see It ? The fellow drove down between the switch stand and a coal car and your father couldn't get clthei door open. Hovasn't hurt on atom , bin he luted as if hovas a good deal dls- appointed. " ' " 1)1 ) appointed ! You may depend upon il , ho Is blmply furious I'm awfully afraid b ) he'll do somcililng elptpeialo yet. " 'I don't ECO hut what ho will have to if ho hlops us now. He CJn't get to I.avaroik . alio.ii ] of 110 and fifteen minutes after we arrive you'll bo Mrs. Roderick" She went silent at that as what modest young vvoman would not , but after a llttlo sha plucked up courage to ask about the detail- Her companion explained. 'After I lefl you at the liouso I went do-vii town and vvlied Hardwlcke , the agent at Lavarork. telling him there would be a touple on this train to be married In the hotel pnrlor on arrival Ho la lo arrange with the county clerk to keep his ofllco open ' so that I can get a license , and to have tno minister ready I can drive to the court house and back In ten minutes , and we can have It all over with while the passengers are at supper and bo icady lo go west on Number Five. " ' It's very dreadful. Alan. " she murmured. "Po pitifully different from cue's Ideal wed ding' " ' That's io" cheerfully "them Un't any Ideally lo wparo. for a fact Dm wo can'l help lhat. If we hadn't made the dash your father would.paves packed you off to Ohio , between two lUys wouldn't ! ? " "Ho said ho would ; and I'm afraid he meant It And yet ho has always been . verv good to me. Alan , before before this , you know. " "I know , but he meant business tlile lime. And that Isn'l all After I had my i l.itlf neancr > with him thin morning when I asked him outright If we mightn't bo mairled like other people he abused me like u sheep thitf , Raid he'd write to the > general manager end have me discharged , though ho didn't mention upon .vhat groundx in1 would demand It. " "tint how ( ould lie do lhat * " "I give It mi. There IK nothing on rec- enl jKilnat me I believe except that I've had the ainUclly lo fall In lovu with you uft.T IIP had IIIUITF l < d with my father Ilut I couldn't help either the 0110 or the. l other. ' ' No Jndrd' Ilut I hope JOH dl.ln't quar > rel wilt , him " ' nidn t f I told him to go ahead and * T"e hln IpltftIf hb wanted to thai I r 'Kird I could otaa'l th * publicity If ho couM ' ' Alan ! You didn't toll tno that. " " "No : It dldu't iceia luaiclout1 "Pcrhnpa I mlKhtn't have contented It you had. " "Oh , ye * , you would , " "Why would I ? " "Hcciuno you love me " In good truth I could not obtain my own consent to listen any longer. Moreover , the notcfl of the wood dove , feathered or human , are not particularly edlfjlng In the rars of one who has long eschewed nil thoughts of domestic Jojs , and I betook rnjBcIf with my book to the deserted smok ing compartment. Hero I wag left In peace until after the train has pissed the first telegraph station ; but It was no sooner under way again than the conductor entered , followed closely by my joung scapegrace They stit down In the opposite scat. Ignoring my presence BB If I had been something more or less than a human being "What Is It , Torn ? " demanded the joung man anxiously " 0. you're In for It up to jour necks , jou two I liave orders to dlohono ? jour passea and put jou both off at the next station. ' foa'd ' the conductor , with what I understood lo be mock rolcmnlty. Hoderlck noddinl appreciatively. "I thought that would be the first thing he would do. that's why I bought regular tick ets We're patrons of the company , Junl like other people , and I dare jou to put us off ! " The big conductor's laugh shook the win dews "That's what I wired "em , " he said "nut that aln t the worst of It. Your don-want- to-be' father-in-law's out with a wild engine chiming us , and he's got special orders to give lil-n right-of-way over everything north i and south. " I could nnl deny mjeelf A glance at the young roan's face'over n top of my book. It wj. ) a striking and Instructive iudy In dismay. "lly Jove , Tom , that's a horse of another color ! He'll ovcihaul im as euro as fate. What am I going to do' " The big man shrugged. "Can t you drop off at Alcnntro or Sjracusc nnd have It done before Ucsly catches up' " "No ; that's the dickens of It that's what we're runt Ing away for We'\c got to get out of the state. Mlt-s J3o tvvlck lacka Just three months of being of legal age " "O ho1 I Lte. That makes It bad. What's the old man got against jou , anyway , Uod ? ' "Nothing against me ; It's my father. Three or four jears ago. when father was running the 291 they had n pretty spiteful lift and falhcr quit and went over to the East & West Since that time the master mechanic has had no use for any of us. " "Who was to blame ? " "I never knew. They're bolh rather pep pery , and I guces It was six of one and a half-dozen of the other. But that doesn't help me oui _ of my bucket of hot water. What am t going to do7 that's what I'd like to know ? ' The conductor opened his watch , and ap peared lo bo making a reflective computa tion. "I've got a scheme , but I don't know ns It's worth much. He registered out forty- tlvo minute- * behind us n ne doubles our schedule which ho'll hardly dare to do on Ihls light Iron he can't catch us before wej make lltownvllle , can he ? " " 1 should say not , but what of that ? " "Just go a llttlo mite eaoy ; I'm coming to the scheme pietty quick now. At lliowns- vllle we meet the way freight , and Jack Benson's running It. Happen to know Jack ? " " 1 ought to ; for he vvai father's fireman. " "Just so Now , If I was jou , which Its mighty lucky for mo J nln't , and a good friend o' mine was running that way freight , I bet jou big money something would hap pen down at this end ai the Hrownville jard that'll hold that there wild engine another fortj'-five minutes or so. What ! " "Tom , jou're a trump' Jack will do It , If It cots him his Job You'll give me time at Hiownsvllle to get a word with him ? " "Suro thing , but you don't want anybody to ece jou lalklng lo him It's got to be a straight-out accident , you Know , with nobodj to blame. " "I know , " replied the young rascal , with a nod of Intelligence ; "trust me for that. Hello ! this Is La Vaca. Let's go see what the wires have to aaj- . " They went out together , leaving mo with a new responsibilityJJcre was a bold con spiracy to obstruct the railway company's business , possibly to involve an Innocent person , 01 perhaps more than one , in trouble. Wai It not my duty lo Inlerfcre at all haz ards' I confess 1 have little regard for In- lermcdlcrs In any eon , and Ihls was cer- lalnly no affair of mine. Nevertheless , I compromised on a resolve lo expostulate with the joung man himself before we bhould reach Hrown&vllle , and In the eddy of that determination resumed my book and the Interrupted train of thought. Now , it Is a student's weakness to be unconscious of the lapse of time , and , after what seemed to mo a very shorl Interval , Indeed , my young Romeo entered the sinok- mlnlMcr. Ho Is out t Ilreervatlon Have Kent cow puncher after him on best broncho In town , but am afraid ho cant reach be > - fore 7 o clock. Shall 1 get Juetlce pence ? Awwcr. " It was fllRnod "Hardwlcke. " and there ws a footnote In brackets evidently n bit nf extraneous Information added by the receiv ing operator at Jornada"Ilosty Is over hauling you right. He passed Ormsbeo five minutes ago , running like the Wild IrUh- man. Ho'd beat jou fifteen minutes In Lnvarock If he could get by you " "What have I to do with thin ? " eald I , Indicating the message. "Why , I thought that Is , I dldn t know bill jou'd well , jou nee. Kalher I'enbitrton , vvo'vo got to have a mlnlfftcr of some sort , some , vav It' no use of talking about a Justice of the pcaco to Eleanor she won't listen n 11 Inuto to that , but she might con sent to be marrleil by a Catholic priest. She IK what we-ifcll piclty high church jou know. " "Still I do not understand. I am not n Justice of the pence ; nor jet a prleet of tin ; llomanlsh profcmlon. " "You're not' Wily , Oraffo eald you were nnd jour er ' heibroke down nnd finished lather tan.elj " 1 thought you looked like one1. " "Which one' " I demanded , trying to be ns severe as the occasion demanded , "Iho maglHlrale , or Ut ? priest ? " "Don't lilt inn when I'm down , ' he pleaded. "I moantithe priest , of coume " "Ah , I supposti l-fhonld be Haltered , but I am not. " , He-oil twirling hid watch chain nervouslj while ho tried-to frame the crucial ques- "Thcn may I askr-would you mind telling me what Ulnd of a a minister you arc ? " lie stammered , finally. "I am a clergyman of the church of which Miss llcstvvlck seems , by jour admission , lo be a communicant , " said I. " 0 , thank goodness' ' " he exclaimed , JumpIng - Ing up lo grasp my hand effusively. "Two joung fools for luck , every time ! You'll help UP out , won't jou ? " It was my opportunity and I used It un sparingly. "Not by any manner of means ; quite the contrary , I shall do everything In my power to prevent the consummation of this unhappy affair ( My colleague before referred to In- slsta lhal my Indlgnallon was merely an out- butst of pique at being again mistaken for a Iloman'st , bill Iho charge Is too trivial to re fute. ) " 1 shall go at once to the young lady lo try If I may dissuade her while It Is jet time to withdraw " He dropped my hand and sat down again. It was n coup do gras , but ho was manly enough to hide the wound. "Do It , " he said , hardily , "do and try It , It jou like , and I'll glvo you a clear ( leld. Hut you are the most mistaken person oa this train , i.Mr. I'cnburton , If jou'll allow mete to say It ; jou are going on general princi ples In an exceptional case. 1 do hope you maj have the pleasure of meeting Miss Ilost- wlck's father some time when he Isn't feel ing well. You'll forgive us then. " I went at once to the young woman , In troduced myBBlf , and labored with her ns her own pnstor might , but all to no purpos ° . She would say no word against her father , but she was quite unapproachable on the question at Issue. "Please don't say any more , Mr. I'cnbur ton , " she said , finally "We are not school children , and we Know quite well what we are about I am sorry It had to be , but there was no other way. " "But don't jou see , Miss Dostwlck , your plans have failed already ? The clergyman who was to have met jou at Lavarock Is oui of reach. " "How de > you Know thai ? " she queried , with rising emotion. "Your a jour companion has Just re ceived a telegram to that effect , " said I. "Merciful heaven ! What shall we do ! Ilut jou will help us , will you not , dear Mr I'cnburton ? " t > he pleaded , laying her hand on rnj aim. "You can't refuse now , I am sure. " I confess frankly that the necessity was most trying , but I could not do otherwise , and bo blameless. "You arc very hard ; I hope you won't be sorry for It some day , " she murmured ; and at the sight of the upspringing tears I was fain to beat a somewhat busty rctieat to the omoKIng department. My young scapegrace was still aw ailing me , pudlng Iranqullly at a fresh cigar. "No go' " ho said , nonchalantly. "I regret to say that my counsels were i ejected , " I replied , with more severity In my manner than was in my heart. "I thought they ivvould be. And now I hope you will reconsider your ah , excuse me-r" The train was slowing Into a desolate llt tlo pralrlo station , ) and ho dashed out un ceremoniously. > I followed presently to get a breath of fresh air and to otictch my legs ou the wind-swept platform. I saw- young Hoderlck In e\cltcd converse with the con ductor and thastation agent , and was dl- "OH , I'AI'A , I CAN'T DO IT ! " ng room alone Here , thought I , Is my ih.mco to reprehend the young Knave , and [ was about to do sa when ho forestalled no. no."Thin Is Patlirr I'cnburton , I believe , " he " an iiffably , pioduclng a cigar case. "Will ou Join me ? " "Thank you , I do not smoke , " I replied , .s eeverolv ns might be. "No' Hut you won't mind my smoking , vlll vou ? " "Certainly not ; I wish I might as readily ilwolvevou of jour weightier offenses " "Meaning' " his eyebrows went up In ill- Lffectfd surprise "Meaning jour reckless defiance of the iroprlctlffl In eloping with that sweet young Irl yonder- that and your plot to delay her inxlou * patent. " eald I. sternly. Hit smile was moro than half a grimace. 'You don't know the circumstances , falher ; f you did , you wouldn'l blame us much. Vnil aa lo the plot well , that was rather a ihabby trick to play on the old gentleman , ml It's toj late to repent of that now. " "Tno late' How' What do you mean ? " "Why It's matter of hlsto'y. FO to speak. A'o managed among us to delay him nearly in houi at Ilrovvnflvllle , but ho Is after us igaln now , at the rate of a mile a minute " "Ho you mem to tell me lhat we have al-1 eady passed H'ovvnsvllle ? " I demanded , un- ible lo be'le-vo ' that my abstraction had bee'ii o profound "Hather better than an hour ago. This Is lornada"--wlih a wave of his hand toward .lio riatlon at which the train was then lautdng The minor transgression being unp-cventa- jle I was DQUt to attack the major , when hnikemnn canu In and handed the young nan a tflecram , upon which the Ink wa3 nil ret dry The lighted tlgar foil from his lingers ae ho read , and would aiwareiliy have > urned H hole In the carpet had 1 not promptly fet my foot upon It "Great murder1 but that dors fettle It ! " lie groaned "Say. Kathtfr I'enburton , can a priest ot thn Catholln dun oh marry a pair of heretics jt a nluch ? " T'u1 Question wemed Mngularlv Irrele vant but I unswrrcd It to the brut of my > t.o\vIi \ > dK ( < nnd belief "I know of no rule forb'ddlnt ; It. Why do ou ack' ' "Hi-ad that" ho said tiaglcally , thrustIng - Ing the. mileage Into my hand "If yen can't help us out we're done for. wortJ without end ! " , I read ; * , "To Alan Roderick , on train No , 7 : "Everything O. 1C , us ordered except the reeled by their gestures to look back over the long straight reach of track lo Ihe southward. Far away on Iho horl/on I made out a small black cloud , which I took to be the smoke from the pursuing engine. In a moment of abstraction I walked to the end of the platform to get a better view. U wab a most foolish filing lo do , and I hud t > pccdy tausu lo i egret It. When 1 turned again " what was my horror to behold the train one.c moro In motion ! I prcoumo I should have known better than to make a most undignified uttempl to " overtake ! it , but I did not ; and when I re turned from the breathless and altogether unhopeful chase the station agent was smll- Int , broadly Then ho took u second look at mu and doffed his tap "I beg your reverence's pardon , " he bald , of with the unmistakable Milesian accent , "but win man always does be laughln' like " a fool whin another's rha.sln' a thraln , " "Never mind lhal. " I bald , shortly "How urn I going to got lo Lavarock ? I must get there In timu for the westbound ly train. " "Tint's easier said than done , your rev erence ; there'll bo no thraln till tomor row " i "Neverthelcbs , I must go , " I repeated. I unreasonably enough , I confess ; but 1 was thinking only of gelling back lo my par- kh. I , My man looked up at the plume of I BinoKo blackening the coutheiu horizon "I bo have It , " he Eald , hiiddenly , slapping his thigh "If your icvcmico'll not mind being 1 shook up a thrlllei on an engine " He darted Into the sUllen , and presently the red arm of the semaphore swung out over the track with a faint clatter as from Kiiiiterraneaii machinery. Klvo minutes 1 , luter the pursuing ( locomotive thundered up wl-h a shriek and m roar and stopped pal pitant under thn outstretched signal A " short , thick-set mini , coatless , lutlesa. and begrimed with bcul dust and oil until he i was scare ely rocojjnlzable sprang to the 1 platform and rusticd v'olently at my friend , Iho station ugcnt 1 "What In - < are you stopping me for. you - ? " I omlli here and cUcwhere the shocltlcg fxplcthoi with which hte every bcnlcnte vc My man stpodi his ground bravely "Geu- cral orders , Mr < ' llcmwlck , d' ye ace The tlmo c'-rd say tm minute * between thralna. and you're lets than that behind No 7 this blc&ml second. " The man of ivrath consigned the tlmo card and all thing ) appertaining thereto to the nether depths of an indescribable perdl- I tlon , with a horrifying accompaniment of. profanity. Hut my Rood friend , the young I Irishman , was etlll undaunted i ' HCK pardon , sorr , but now you're stopped , i hero's his reverence the holy father goln' | to Laverock And was wan mlnulo too Into for Number Bcvcn. If you wouldn't mind It's purgatory that'll bo yavvnln' for the best of uo , Mid some day luaybo ye'll bo vvanlln' him to " The angry man turned upon me with an oath between his bccth , but he swallowed It In what I took to be some small measure ot deference for the clolh Ihe llonian Catholic cloth. "Oh , jou'ro one of the 1'nullst fathers. 1 suppose. Well , rllmb aboard , and I'll get you to Lnvarock , a priest more or less won't make any difference. " It was ungracious enough nnd most hu miliating lo be obliged lo sail under false colors Hut there was no altcrnallve. 1 obeyed , not with trepidation , since the ad venture promised to be moot temerarious , and took my seat on the side where thcie seemed to bo the least amount of machin ery. The fireman was shoveling coal Into the boiler In frenzied haste , but he do- slstcd at a thoul from his superior "Johnnie , hand mo down thai oil can , lively , now ! " The article In demand was quickly forth coming , and 1 leaned out of the window to nee vvlml was lo be done. There was no one on my side ot Ihe huge machine , but even as t looked the elation agent ran mount from the rear , lifted Ihe lid of an Iron box projecting beyond one of Iho wheels , pourei r. handful of nand Into the receptacle , am disappeared as quickly as he had tame. 1 stiuck me nt the time ns being a slngulai proceeding , but which I was still speculating upon Its probable utility the great locomo live plunged forward , and the chase recom menced. For the ( list mile the onrush of the huge Iron monsler was pleasantly exhilarating bu before many minute1) had passed I begun to wish myself , first in my cozy study , and a little later anywhere 'in the universe so might be safely out of the maps ot olirleklnt , machinery hurled onwaid fasler and faster and ever faster by the soot-begrimed maniac who seemed bent on accomplishing not only his own destrucllon , but that of the unftir tunale fireman nnd myself as well It was a hideous experience , end I never think back upon It without being devoutly thankful tha the lines of my calling have fallen In less strenuous encompafsmcnls. When the nproai wr moat deafening , am the promise of speedy deliverance by deal ! seemed each Instant about to be fulfilled , I chanced to look outward and backward am my horror was Increased tenfold by the ap palling sight of flames bursting , ap parently from one of the fnst-llylng wheels At the Imminent risk of my life I got 11,1011 my feet and crepl across lo Ihe side of Iho madman "Sir , " said I , shouting at the top of my voice , "we are about to be consumed. T'lla locomotive Is afire ! " Thrusting me aside he craned Ms nccl out of the window , which had laloly beer mine , spicng back vvllh nn oath , which re- and brought Ihe shuddering monster to a stand Then he leaped to the ground , y-11 'ng frantic ordeis to the flieman. "HucKet o' water" " Quick , you Imp o hades ! That's it ; more more yet. Now get your toois and pack Ihls box Lively- Get a move ! Here , give me that hook Xovv , then ; more water ; more oil more yet ! " The conflagration was stayed at lengt.i and once more the terrible race was re sumcd. rive miles further on the. naming tvheel stopped us again , and when this hat occurred a thlid and fourth time I began to suspect that the handful of sand vva h some manner accountable for It. Yet I dared not for my lite so much as siiggt.fi thla to Ihe Infuriated blackamoor , wJiosc wrath mounted higher and grew more uu governable with each fresh hindrance More- than once we came In sight of tlv train ahead ; but cs often as we did eo Hi smoking machinery brought us to a stand evoking new and more dreadful maledie tlons from the madman , cursings me.isuroi onlyby the comparative meagrenesi of his vocabulary. Fortunately for my sanity , which was fas lapfoing In the struggle for outward calm the end came at length , and I stepped down from the hissing monster at the Lavarock platform , thankful to my finger tips that was yet In the land of the living. We ar- ilvcd but a few minutes behind the train and I caught a gllmpseT'of my young scrape giace in e-arnest consultation with the agent H'udwlcke , as I pat&ed the cab stand. I walked to the hotel waiting room , menu Ing to go to Cupper with the other paosen gcrs , but I was not to escape so easily. 1 scorns that Hardvvlcko. whether from malice or misunderstanding , I have never been able to learn , made haste to tell the angry fathe that I was the clergyman who was to mmry the iimaways. If I had known this at the time I might have been moie charitable Truly , It must have been llttlo less thai maddening to reflect that he had unwittingly furthered the plans of the young fugitive : by bringing mo to Lavarock. IJut of thli I knew nothing at the time , and when hi shouldered through the throng In the w.ilt Ing room and graopcd my arm roughly was pardonably annoyed. lo you're the helper of this Job , an you ? " ho shouted , and all and sundry Kappa to look and 1'sten. "Nice business for a man of your ago , and a minister of the gos pel marrying runaway children ! Worked mo by belling up for a Catholic priest , top didn't you' By Gad , sir , It I'd known It I i. have pitched you out of the cab win low neck and heels , minister or no minister ! "You are the most unreasonable person I have over had the misfortune to meet , bir . . aid I , looking him fairly In the eye * , had no Inlenllon of deceiving you "Intentions bo hanged ! " he blustered "What the devil do you suppose I care nbou your intentions ! I say they shan't be mar ried without my consent , and by gad , elr. I'd like to see 'em do it ! " meet and I It was more than was , him hla answer hotly and in kind. "One moment , sir. If you plcase"--hc was turning away "I was on the train will tle-e young people , and I not only refused to afd them , but said what I might to linn them from their purpose. But since I have had the very questionable pleasure of meet ing you. I will ray frankly , sir. that I shn be glad to assist them If they still desire it Kor an Instant I thougtn he was going to strike me. but If ho had any such Inten tion he abandoned It when the crowd pjir ed lo admit the two young rebels to the lit le circlein whlsli wo were standing. They were In the last ditch , and knowing this had the con ago of despair ; but of the twain I fancied the youuK woman wan the moio self-pos- "Tll lake > ou at your word , Mr 1'cn- burlon , " wld the young man , promptly , and gnorlng the handing mo a folded paper best he mlglil. mu'rv hlnrkiimoor as "You wUh me to marry you and this you , , * woman11" i.ald I , glancing at the license. , ' "Yes " IIotTookeil ov ° eVlils shoulder at the throng : curious onlookers as ana who would have purchRced privacy at a price , but lie. did Ye ? ' hero and now , Ifou please ; wei Blm'nt lack witnesses , anyway. "it shall be a-i yi > J desire. " I said , gravn mid when I had found my book I began mi TUB men . . . v crowd uncovered rev eh ll ) cntly and even the man of wrath Meppcd hack and bowed his head As the exhorta tion proceeded , hovvc'i-r , he looked up again with a malicious twlnklo In his eyes. "Into this holy estate these two persons come now to be Joined If any man can show Just caueo why they may not lawfully Joined together , let him now upcak , 01 else hereafter forever hold his peace "My daughter is not of age. I forbid It said HIE father , with unnecessary vchotneiire A murmur of protect ran through tha crowd , and I rebuked him promptly. "Your objection , sir. Is as Ill-timed as II Ineffectual You know the law of thla particular commonwealth , and you will ir oblige me by not again Inlerruptlng this unit "TherTcamo a diversion wholly unexpected in and intot embarrassing. The young woman inu hit her Up , burst Into tears and flung hr - u self suddenly Into her father's arms. " 0 ] > oppa I c-tan't do It ! " hc sobbed , - hiding her face on his "boulder. " ' - ' can't. I'le-ssc take ihouBht 1 could , but I mo away quick ! " m It was most embarrassing as I have oaiil. ur and my young Uomco blushed llkei a girl and made a hollow pretense of trying to look an If It was a part of HIP prngiam The father grinned triumphantly and addressed - dressed hlnwelf to me ' ln'ffe'ual | "You uce It wasn't so blessed 1 after oil , I ( .aid this young Jackanapes J BUouldn't ' marry my daughter without my consent , ana I say It yet-l'vo come 120 on n wild ciiRlno In be In time to my It. Now then/It / jou're entirely satis fied In jour own mind that I am niAntpr In my household , you mny go ahead with jour Job nml finish It and I'll give the bride awnj- . " If the cacophonous blast from one of the locomotives outside which punctuated the pontenco hnd been nn expliwloii of djnnmlto the effect of thli declaration could scarcely have been more startling. Two or three cowboy ! ) on the oulsklrtn of the throng were moved to cheer lustily , but of tluno most nearly concerned the joung man was the first to recover his presence of mind 1 Tak ing Mlw Ilostvvlck'fi hand he looked up at mo nnd said , very modestly. "I think , ma > l > e we're safe to go on now that Is , If jou can make out to find the place again. " I take * no shame In saving that 1 had to fight a sharp batlle for equanimity , but. having won It , I went on with the cere mony with what elntds and fragments of dignity I could collect upon the t > pur of the moment. At the proper question the bride's father plajed his part , apparently without a single thought of his superficial unflt- iie'ss ; though those who were ncare t smiled In spite' of themselves , and 1 could see that my jonng scapegrace * was grinding his teeth to keep down the unseemly desire to laugh outright nt hlo falhcr-lu-law's personal ap- pptrance. When the ceremony was concluded the man nt machinery took matters In hand w 1th Mcartj brusuerle. | "Now , llardvvlckc , jou tell Tony to get up a nice little hot supper for four no , make It sit. and go get jour wife and Join us You two" to the joung rebeln "can take 1) , ' . I'cnburton upstairs with jou while 1 wash up. llctwecii jou jou've managed to glvo mo n ( iiunllflcd , ) hard afternoon of It , but jou didn't get tiiuch the best of the old man after all. Now then clear out , nnd I'll go rinse a little of this gudgeon grease off. " The waiting room was clearing for the do- pnituro of the westbound train , and .1 began to make my excuses. "No , you don't. " said the blackamoor , good naturedly. "If jou're obliged to get to Carboiioro tonight I'll send jou ovei on a special engine ; but j'ou've got to stay nnd grace this marriage feast , whether or no You owe me that much for getting jou here allve\ " I jleldcd , not altogether reluctantly , It muat be confessed ; hut I declined the special engine. I had had quite enough of that species of Join nej Ing to last me a lifetime On the stairs 1 overtook the runawajs , and Roderick was sajlng : "Well , all'o well that cuds that wajI supposi ; but I'll haveto admit I feel a bit aged , dont' you , Kllle ? When jou tlnow up jour hands and went over to the enemj 1 wanted to diop through the lloor Whatever over made jou go back on mo at the last moment 'hat ' way ? " She smiled archly and slipped her arm two Inches farther In his "You're not partlcu- laily acute this evening , are jou , Alan , deal ' " ehe said , lightly "You mustn't for get that I know jour fathei-ln law a gieat deal better than jou do" Hoderlck stopped short and put his hands on her sliouldeis. "Look me In the eje and bay that again , " he commanded "Do jou mean to tell me but 1 don't lnMlovc It If I did. I'd go Into politics tonimiovv and make jou a Mis Ambasrador that's what I'd do ! " But to this day 1 believe he Is not quite suie. 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