THE OMAHA DAILY KVT&ISVXDAY \ , JUNE 13 , 1807. in hlml omo bushc * oft r completing hl work. Th girls rode to the "pot and found that pieces of broken Rla * had been scattered bout , with the evident Intention of punctur ing the tlron of tbclr wheels , looking about they caught flight of tbe tramp hiding In the bushes "You did thU , " exclaimed Mls Hilt , point. Ins tonard the man ; "come out hero at once and pick up the gt M. " The tramp laughed Insolently and uttered a coarao remark. The two girls held a brief consultation. Then one of them walked coolly over to a willow tree , from which shf broke oft two email branches. The two then advanced rc olutely toward the tramp , wheat at once capitulated and picked up every bit of glata he had ntrewn on the road i few momenta before. Then ho douched away , but when at what he regarded as a afo distance he hurled back a roller of abue. The. girls Jumped on their wheels and In a minute had overhauled the rascal , to whom they aOmlnlalcrcd a thorough thrashing with the switches. A l.\.MIi : > t AT LAST. New York Bun. . .Augustus1wait n. nice younp man , In style i Jlte up to date ; Considered an authority In f hlons new nnd Inte ; Ami In the conrno of tlinf ho did as nil young men will do , lie met mid loved n. charming girl whoso nnino w.m Helen Drew. Augustus Imd n wheel , of course , nnd often went to rule , Ho thought lie wni In I'nradlso with Helen by lil-u "Me. Until outilny hln sweetheart Bald "As "iinus I'm nllve , "My whfiM fioe JUKI aa fast as yours , and mint s x 831" Augustus nrnrly had a nt ; how such things n HIM ntnazc ! This dri-a'lful branch of etiquette would Imiint him all his daytl And to hl love that night he vowed , by all his hopes of heaven , With htr iiKiiln hu would not ride till she bought a ' 97. Both lovers loot their temper , nnd Home bitter wnrdi were said ; Ho HVVOIC she had no ftllng , nnd she wished that who wcio ( lend ; Hut Ilnallj they rornpruml td , forgot their words nt random , Got mm ! < < ] . and exchanged their wheels for n ' 97 tandem. Avmit.iMi CIIAI < T. Detroit Free Pro'sVliv did you dis miss > our doctor , Mlra Sprightly ? " "I had flvo princrlptlons from him and thcro was not a bicycle In one of them. " I . Indianapolis Journal : "You seem to know a good < lnl about anatomy. Whore did you gut jour Information1" "Heading the advertisements of bicycle saddles. " i . Boston Transcript : He Tell me , Carrie , were you ever In love before ? She To bo frank with jou , Harry , my heart never went out from inu but once , and that was to my blcjcle , but Harry , I like jou as well as It Is possible for mo to llko a man. Chleigo Journal"I understand their en gagement has been broken " "Yos She says she was deceived. Ho had only six century runs to his credit Instead of sixteen , and .id she hail fourteen herself he was clearly out of her class. " Puck IJarlngs Perfidious woman , you hava broken my heart ! Mhs Wheeler Oh , I don't think It Is as bad as that. Nothing worse than a small puncture. Chicago IUcord : "I told her I was afraid to kiss her while we were on tbe tandem for fear wo would both fall off. " "What did she say ? " "Sho sild who hoped I didn't call myself an experienced wheelman. " I Chicago Peat : Ho laughed most uproar iously. I "What's the matter ? " she asked. "Hero's a story of a lot of girl bicyclists tearing up their skirts to make bandages for the wounded In an nccldtnt , " he replied , "I don't see anything humorous about that , " she said. "Think of the predicament If they had been bloomer girls , " ho answered. \ \ lilopcrliiKN of lhVhc < > l. The rctults of the different bicycle races during the race meet given last week by the Omaha Fair and Speed association , June trotting meet , has demonstrated the fact that succeissful bicycle racca cannot bo held In connection with , and on the same track , with horse races. In the first place , the horses cut up the track so that it U almost Im- po'wlblo for wheelmen to make fast time over It afterwards. True , there H nlwajs n narrow space next to the pole vvhero the left wheel of the sulky runs that Isery smooth , but an this apace l too narrow for more than one man to ride upon It can readily bo eecn that thn rider who bos the polo In the finishing btralght has a great advantage over the other men In the race , who are compelled to ride on the xoft and cut-up port of the track If they wish to pass tbo polo man. Tor this reason last week's races could hardly be called true testa of speed , luck and strength playing an Important part In the results of them. Nearly all of the men. who competed In the four days' racing were fortunate enough to secure one prlzo or purse out of the lot , and as the purges and prizes were pretty evenly divided among the different competitors the public la left to decide which are the fastest riders in the different classes. If the Omaha Fair and Speed association Intends to hold blcjclo racesln connection with the horse laces during th'ls year's state fair , and wishes to make them a success , the only way that It can be done Is to build a one-third or onc-half-mlle blc > clo track Inside the mile track. The bicycles could then have the track to themselves and It could bo kept hard and smooth , which would permit of much faster tlmo being made and tha blc > cle i aces could bo run oft without delay. Virgil Hull , who was quite a promising imatuur last Reason and who Joined the pro fessional ranks only this spring , made quite i good showing In last week's races. Hall gives promise of being one of Nebraska' * ) best riders before the season closes Flo > d Mc- Call's riding was a disappointment to his many friends and admirers , who expected to BOO him win at least one of the four pro fessional events. George Mlcrstein's work , while hardly up to hU standard , was fairly good , r.Uthfiil Oadko seemed to play In hard luck during the last three days of the races , but succeeded In landing the 11 rut day's race , Frederlckgen la not allowing his usual ipeoJ > et. In the amateur events soveiul surprises were sprung upon tbe public. Fred llarnum , who has not shown any remarkable speed this spring until last Tuesday fairly romped away with the mlle amateur race. Du the second day Frank Shrader , a younger brother of W , J. Shrader the professional rider , who Is practically a novice , won out Mthout much trouble. Not any of the other local amateurs showed any remarkable bursts it speed and It remains for the coming state iieel to demonstrate who la champion lu this lliiBa. The Omaha ' 93 Meet club held a meeting axt Tuesday evening to appoint committed , md make final arrangements for holding the innual state meet of the Nebraska division Ji this city on July 3 and ! > , Messrs , ilartry , Henderson nnd MIckel have charge ) f the program , prizes and track , while Dave O'llrlen will look after the entertain- iienl branch of the meet. The entry blanks frill be out tbU week , and , as tbo prii.es jffercd are much more valuable than those Jtteretl at any other mid-western meet , on these datrn the entries of the cream of mid- iv eat era riders may bo expected. The meet will be held at the old fair grounds track , which will be put lu thapo at ouce. It Is the club's Intention to fence thu track In , 10 as to prevent driving over It between now ind July 3 , Tills will give them a chance to get the track In rword-breaklng condition. It U the club's Intention to have this year's meet the Inwt over hold In the Btato , and uo pains or expense will bo spared to make It such. All of the local racing men , both professional and amateur , will begin preparing thetusel/ei for this meet Im mediately , and from today on until the 3d th .oM fair grounds tVack will bo kept warm by racing men -who asplro to win glory , money and prizes at the state meet. A trip to the track any evening between 6 and 7 o'clock to watch th men work out will bo well worth one's time and trouble , as lome fast mllea nrp already being reeled off. Charlie Thomas will have charge of Floyd during the balance of the season. Charlie la a first daft * trainer anil manager and as a starter bo hag few , It any , equals In the west , and he usually g ta his man away from the tape In thn lead. Thomas usually putties a man hard enough so that he can get Into his stride with little or no work at all. I D , J. Hall ban been transferred to the pro fessional class by the League of American Wheelmen Haclng board. Thin puts tbo tbreo Hall brothers In the professional class. The Omaha Guards Wheel club U being re organized and will bo made one of the rep * rcficntatlvo clubs of the city during the com ing ea on. Their quarters will bo at Nine teenth and Harncy streets The Omaha Wheel club will make the run to Glenwood- , starting at 9 30 a. m. , weather permitting. TOI.IJ OUT OF COURT. "I want to bo euro I understand you rightly , " said the lawyer , who was cross-ex amining the locomotive engineer , an related by the Detroit Free Prt a. "At the time tbe accident happened to tbo plalntlfl at what rate were you running ? Plcaso repeat your statement as to that particular. " "I had slowed down to about six miles an hour , " replied the engineer. "You are positive as to that , arc you ? " "Yos , air" "You want the Jury to understand . that > ou had slowed down to six miles an hour , do you ? " "Yes. sir" ' "Once again , jou had slowed down to six miles an hour , had you ? " "Yes. " "Now , sir1" thundered the lawyer , rising to his feet and glaring fiercely nt the w lints * , "did jou not testify In your direct examina tion that vou bad slowed up ? " "Of course , but " "That will do sir ! Gentlemen of the Jury , that's our case ! " Anil the Jurjmen , without leaving their scats , brought In a verdict against the rail- waj company. The cross-examiner had had the witness on the stand for some time and the latter was naturally getting a little weary , relates the Chicago Post. "If you would only answer my questions properly , " said the cross-examiner , who was called by courtesy a lawyer , "wo would have no trouble " The witness , who was a good witness , simply looked askance and let It go at that. "If I could only get you to understand , " continued the lawyer "that all I want to know Is what you know , we " "It would take jou a lifetime to acquire that , " Interrupted the witness. The lawyer recovcied shortly after , being accustomed to knockout blows , and tried to explain himself. "What I mean Is that I merely want to Icain what jou know about this alTali , " he said. "I don't care anything about your abstract Knowledge of law or jour Informa tion In regard to theosophy , but what juti know about this case " "Oh. that Isn't what jou want , " returned the witness In an off-hand way. "I've bcpn trying to give jou that for some time , and " Of course the law j or got In his de.illy work In the line of objections at this point and the witness had to stop "If I don't want to know what you know about this particular case and nothing else , " Inquired the lawyer later , "what do jou think I do want to know ' " That seemed so easy to the witness that he almost laughed and he showed a willing ness to speak that made the lawyer pre pare to object before a word \vas said. "It Isn't what I know that you want to know ; It's what you think I know that you're after ; nnd jou're trying to make mo Know It or prove mo a liar. " Then It was that every one In the court room knew thnt bo had been on tut ) witness stand before. Lawyer Joseph David of Chicago lost his first case a habit he corrected with remark able promptness. It Is a pretty little story , told by the Times-Herald. He had been a student In the office of M n. Sclnffner , and had almost finished the re quired jcara of his studjSchaffner had a Jury ciso on trial and iMwIn Walker was on the other side. Schafluer was called out Just as the time came to examine the Jurj- , and Mr. Walker wanted to go on with the pre liminaries. David stepped up and hald 5Ir. Schaffner would bo lu presently. Dut that would not do. "Then wo can go on , and I will examln the Jury till he comes jn , " said the small and rather youthful-looking Air. David. "Are you a member of the bar ? " asked tlu > court. "No , your honor. But I will be In a month I have passed my examinations , but have not yet received my license. I offer to do this only to prevent a delay In the case. Judge Walker , I think , will not object. " But Judge Walker did object. Up to this present date he has never been known to overlook any advantage in the tiial of a case. And Just as a friendly attorney had volun teered to examine tbo Jury 'Mr. ' Sclmffner came In. A month later Mr. David went gayly up to that same court , where Judge Gary was presiding , and proudly claimed the privil eges of an attorney. 'All right , " said Judge Gary , "I will as sign you to defend this young man , who Is charged with larcenj. " And David tackled his first case. Of course all the vital points of the law were In volved and all tbe world of Justice was at stake. It la alwajs so In the first case. And the defendant was sentenced to eigh teen months In the penitentiary. "Pretty tough , " said David , as he rode down lu the elevator with Judge Gary First case ; fortune at stake ; all my work and my man gets eighteen months. " "You think that Is tough ? " asked the sat urnine Judge calmly. "Well , the first man I defended was less guilty than this client of yours and ho got eighteen years. " If j-our face Is pimpled or your skin blotched purify jour blood with Pill Auae- mlc Pink. _ L.VI10H AMI I.MlUbTUY. Oregon has 25,000 acres of prunes. United States have forty-five pin factories. Seattle mills grind Hour night and day for Japan. The woolen manufacture of Oregon aggre gates In value $1,500,000 for the output of The plug tobacco contract for the United States navy , 150,000 pounds , ban been awarded to a Richmond. Va. , Ilrm at their bid of 32 cents per pound. England and Franco are giving far more attention than the United States to horseless carriages , the Investment oi Kngll.sh capital In them last year amounting to 126,000,000. One of the largest unit works In Okla homa la owned and operated by two young women , who expect to pay their way through college from the profits of their business Tlie story goes that the sulphur mines now located near the Notches trail , Washington about fifteen miles from Buckley , were first discovered by a camper , whoso flro took hold of the rocks , which burned and created such a smell that ho had to move two or three in I lea to get away from the fumes Tbe Iron works at ( Han Tang , China , are very complete , Including two blast furnaces , a rail mill , an open hearth sto l department , Bessemer converter , plate , bar , muck and blooming mills , puddling furnaces and a nut aud bolt works. About 1.200 hands are em ployed lu the mill , nearly all of whom are Chinese , There has not been an Industrial census of the manufactures and products of New York since 1876 , and Stata Commissioner of Labor Statistic * McDonough la agitating for ona thli year. Tbo coat of such a census would bo about $100,000. The last census of the state was taken lu 1S92 , but It lwa an enumeration of tha inhabitants only. The next federal census will be In 1900. Tha Puget Bound Lumber and -Shingle com pany of Kalrhavea , Wash. . ha t started three shingle machines at work In Its big mill Tbo mill has a capacity of 400,000 shingles per day , 'which Is the largest In that part of the world , with the exception of the Stlm- con mill , at BalUrd , which hai about that capacity. There will be between eighty aud eighty-live men employed. "They are dandles , " said Thos. Bowera of the Crocket. Texas , Enterprise , while writIng - Ing about De Wltt' Little Early Risers , the famouj little pills for nick headache and ot lit utomach and liver. PURLOINING LOCOMOTIVES. | An Incident of the War Between the Klo Grnnitc and the ilj Santa Fe. T . * 1 * I lly Cy Warman. J ( Copyrlsht , 1S 7. by S S. McC'lure Co ) "Doubtful things Is dcrncd onsartln , " I used to hear a philosophizing old farmer say , and If that be true the position of a president or general manager of an Amer ican railroad comes under the head of doubtful things. When the narrow gauge rood was opened over the Sangre do Chrlsto , connecting the capital of Colorado with the modern 7.lon , U wan all onn system , under one manage ment. General William J. Palmer was the president , and Colonel D C. Dodge was gen eral manager. It Is written In the history of Colorado that these two warriors had , only a few years prior to the opening of the through line , literally taken this entire.rail road from thu AtchUon , Topcka & Santa Kc company at the point of a gun or a few- thousand guns. It would seem to a fair- minded man tbat such an enterprising man agement ought to feel secure for life but It was not so. For some reason , of no particu lar Interest to the reader , the owners of the parent road , the Denver & Hlo Grande proper , wanted to get rid of Palmer and Dodge. It was a simple enough matter to dismiss them , but to lese thorn without los ing the new line , which they appear to have controlled , was a difficult matter. Finally the directors determined to take possession at Denver and work to the west Accord ing ! y , when Colonel Dodge was out on the road a new general manager took possession of his olllco and thp colonel's private car was cut off at Sargcnts , a small station on the western slope In vain did the general AS M\NY AS COULD FIND DUPKHrS HEGN CARRYING W\TER manager storm and scold but the conductor could only obey the orders that came to him j from the dispatcher's office , and the colonel was powerless. The trainmaster , who was In sympathy with the colonel , finally allowed ) the private car to como over the mountains , but tbo general manager , ar riving at Denver , found his place filled bj another mnn. Palmei and Dodge Im mediately took possession of the Utah ex tension , and the llttlo line that lay along the banks of the Jordan was from that day j operated as an Independent almost offen sively independent road , and tuej" called It the Rio Grande Westein. Of course , all the rolling stock bore the initials of the parent road , and to all appearances belonged to it , but the new management , or rather the new road , began to corral cars and lo comotives and brand them with the new brand There were a number of new and valuable engines at the nest end , and how to get Hum over the state line and Into Colorado was a question which was occupj-- Ing the minds of the now officials at Den- \er. er.An old engineer from the east end went out to work for the new road. They were glad to get good mountain men , and this man , being a good runner , was given a nuw locomotive , but the first time he found him self near the state line ho opened up the throttle and dashed away for Den\er , and the new road was short a good locomotive When this ptrformance nad been repeated a number of tlmca the western people placed an operator on the mountainside near the biding which Is at the state line One day a daring driver made a dash for tbe east end with a new engine The operator was notified am ! when the purlolner came to the stale line ho , found a hhort rail. The switch had been thrown and the new locomotive went plowing out Into ltd sage brush The western officials followed It up , picked up the wrecked engine and dragged her back to Salt Lake , rinding their stock of loco motives constantly decreasing the western people determined to take a hand In the matter. Three of their trusted engine crews were Bent by a night train to Grand Junction some thirty inllfH east of the state line , where the Denver & Rio Grande shopa and round house were locattxl. When the train bad pulled out for Denver tbe six men entered the roundhouse , captures ! the watchman and compelled him at the point of a gun to throw the sttitche * and let them out onto the main line with three locomotives. After carrying the vvatchirar down the line three or four miles they dropped him off , and by the time he had walked back to the Junction and re ported the matter to the night operator the stolen englt es were over the line and In possession of the Rio Grande Western. Of course this condition of affairs could last but a llttlo while and In time a com promise was effected and the rival roada have been exchanging traffic In tbo most friendly manner ever since. Kngine stealing and train stealing , as every one knows , became quite common during tbe Coxey "uprUlng. " When "General" John Sherman Sanders reached I'ucblo , with 15'j wealera behind him , most of whom had left a job at Cripple Creek which paid them $3 a day , but who wanted $3.50 he found that no arrangements had been made for trans porting his army over the plalno There were no less than three expert locomotive engineers In the regiment , mid any number of trainmen , and when a Rio Grande yard cnglno backed down to the coal chute for coal and water she was surrounded When Bho had received the necessary supplies the engineer was pushed quietly through the cab window , and , the switches having been sat for the Missouri Pacific jards , the locomotive backed away. At tbe yard limits an express car. a day coach and a number of coal card were coupled together , and , without even watting to turn her , the new crew backed out onto the main line of Mr Gould's rail road. A yard engine , having no pony trucks , U not eafu over twenty miles an hour , but on this trip the old fantalled switcher rarely made let * than forty. In thirty minutes from the time they crossed tbo last switch every pin and box about her was smoking hot , and there wag no tallow on her. ThU was the first emergency. A Pueblo merchant had do nated a few bides of bacon , from which tha rliids were uow ripped and bouud about the hot pins Chunks of 5at frncon were driven Into tbe oil cups , amid tijo protests of the hungry soldiers , At Horace the Missouri Pacific people of fered to exchange a road cnglno for the switch engine , which belonged to another company , but the wealcns were afraid she had been "doped" or doctored so tbat she would lay down on them , and refused to swap. Finding It Impossible to stop the train by threats and orders , the company began , to ditch cam aud engines In front of the fugitive * . When they came to an emergency of that sort the weMcrs would draw their train up as near a-i possible to the wreck ; then they would pull up the track behind them aud build a load around the ditched train , and resume their journey One wreck of considerable length was passed In Iras than three hour * . It took the1 com pany three days to repair the damage , and coat over ? 3,000. rinding It Impossible to check the wealcrs In this expensive way the railway manage ment began emptjtng water tanks The lirst dry tank the tunavvaj'n found waa by the Ride of a little pond of water at the edge of a llttlo town As many as could find buckets formed In line and began carrying wate" from the pond. The vacant lots of all west ern towns are covered with tin cana nnd balling wire , and lu Avc minutes tlmo no less than 200 men were walking In the end * le < a chain , dipping water from the pond and pouring It Into the engine tank. Some , who could not find cans , or would not take the time , carried water In their hats , and In a very little while the tank was filled and the cans loaded Into the empty coal cars , to bo carried foiward for tue In another emergency Hvcry obstacle thrown In the way of t e vvealers watt upeedily overcome and the "general" passed in triumph across , the plains to Topeka and to Jail. or councn. . llra ory at holill.-rx nt Solferiuo mill Oi June 21. 1S39 , the day of the battle of Solfcrino , toward 4 o'clorlc In the evening , an order was given to talco the heights of Cav- reana , anj especially Mount FoUtana , which had been for several hours the theater of blcody and undecided contest. A company separated from the regiment preceded by its two trumpeters. They sounded the well known air of the Casquette. liullcts were sweeping the company , whose ranks reformed after each discharge , and the two trumpetois mounting always and plajing that air , whose piercing notes dom inated the fire of the musketry and the de tonations of the artillery. Nothing stopped them In the right hand they held theli trumpet and sounded aa those enraged "Have you seen the casquette , the cas- quetto ? " "Have jou seen " All at once a cloud of dust and smoke en \eloped them and hid thorn from sight. The ahof "Casquette" waa no longer heard. A shell- had fallen. Its explosions had manj victims among the co.r.pauy. and the two trumpeters had certainlj fallen. Several moments passed , then two nun arose. Thej were wounded , but they pressed on the truniDcta at their lips , aud ajaln the famous terrain was heard. At one of the night attacks directed against Dantzlt ; . In 1S07 , Fortenas , a chasseur of the Second light Infantry , marching ca a. scout , at some distance before his bittallou , fell Into a column of the enemy. The Russian commander placed a pistol at his breast , threatening to kill him If he said a word , and called out In French , "Do not flro ; we aio Frenchmen. " Fortenas comprehended that his silence would cause his regiment to fall Into an ambuscade - buscade , and ho cried out with all his force , ' Fire , my captain. These are Russians , " then fell , a bullet in his , brain , A llOK'b HHOIti : > lIiUT. Orlevctl to IHiitliOver llur I.UMN of HlH Mil 1C. Mr. W. L. Murfrco.1 brolher of tbe well known novelist , Charlcvj J gbert Craddock , recently related a remarkable Instance of a dog's affection for hla , klnd. It was during tbo war , when the Mur- free family lived near Murfreesboro , Tenn. The children owned two dogs , a great St Dcrnard named Hugetiii a tiny white poodle- , Fleece The tw'rf were Inseparable companions and wherever Hugo's dignified self appeared , there gamboled besldo him the abourd bundle of ttirls and wool. It was Landseer's picture of TMgnlty and Impudence - pudence in life Hugo looked with anxious solicitude after Fleece If ( ho little fellow ran away , which ho frequently did , and never gave It up until he brought Fleece homo again In safe conduct nattlea were raging all aVound them and one night tha firing was rte near and In cessant tbat no one slept , The next morning Hugo and Flecco were missing , and while the children searched for them , Hugo wearily walked through the gate , carrying poor little Fleece's dead body. Ho walked to his mistress and laid hla burden gently down at tier feet , then with a look of unutterable grief laid himself down beside it , nor could they coax or drive him away. Llttlo Flwce's whlto coai waa bloodstained. A stray bullet had ended hla happy little life , and the children wept over the sorrov.-a of war , realizing as never before what It meant. They had a most elaborate funesral and burled Fleece with military honors , with his boly wrapped In a flag , and they marcU d to the grave to the beat of a toy drum , with Hugo , who followed close , as chief mourner When the little mound , flower covered and draped with a flag , waa finished. Hugo laid himself down across tbo tiny grave and re fused to bo comforted Ho would neither eat uor drink , aud the next morning they found tn * great fellow ntlft tn < l cold In death , still faithfully guarding tbe mound that covered bb dear little ft lend , HU great , loving heart waa broken with grief. I'llATTI.H OF TUI1 YOUSCJSTKUS. Little * Harry , whose mamma wanted to wish bis face and give blm a general cleanIng - Ing the other day , didn't like the Idea of It very well , and protested quite vigorously , but to no avail. At last bo straightened up. and said. " .Mamma , I'll do out and cat worms * dln It you don't atop" "What do you meanT" the horrified mother exclaimed. "I eat two smoovo one * and ( i woolly Msterdaj' , " the dear little child replied , "and I'll eat pome more adln today It oo don't let me alone. " Since then llttlo Harry has been under close surveillance , especially during his ex plorations In th * back yard. The boy cams Into the house weeplui ; , nnd bis mother wan naturally eollcitous. "What's the matter , Tommy' ' " aho asked "Tho boy ncrcrs the etrect hit me , " he re plied "Oh , well. I wouldn't cry for that , " he returned. "Show that you ran bo a little man " "I ain't crjlng for that. " ho tctorted. "Then what are you crying for ? " "Ho ran Into the house before I wild get at him. " "Do jou think your sister likes me , Tommy ? " "Yew. Shu stood up for you at dinner. " "Stcod up for me ! Waa anybody saying anjthing against me ? " "No. nothing much. rather said he thought jou were rather n donkey , but ls got up And said jou vvcre'nt , and told father bo ouqht to know better than judge a man by bU looko " "Johnny ? " " ' " "Ycs'm "Complete this adige for me ; "People who live In gla.s houses should " "Should pull down the blinds. " Tommle Aur.tle. mamma bought me a pair of glovea today. Auntie Did she , Tommle ? What are thej. kids ? Tommle No , Indeed ; they're men's. - "Dad , Hurt Ilrown said 1 looked llko jou. " "What did jou say' " "I knocked him down. " lliu-Kli'ii'H Aiiilcit nl\c. The best Salvo In the world for cuts , bruises , sores , ulcers , sail rheum , fever Boreb , tetter , chapped hands , chilblains , corns , and all skin eruptions , and poaltlvelj cures piles , or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded Price 23 cents per box. For sale bv Kuhn .t Co. OOSSIl * A1IIHT MlTIMl moiM.IJ. Slg. Cipriani whoso company of Italian volunteers , raised for service In Greece , was recently disbanded. Is one of the most extra ordinary characters In contemporary Italian life In spite of bis being In prison be was elec'ed no fewer than six consecutive times by overwhelming majorities to represent his native cilv of Ravenna In the Chamber of Deputies whereupon tbe king on the recom mendation of his then pi line minister , Sig Ci i i > l , issued a pardon to the man In the hope of conciliating the people of the north eastern provinces , alwajs notorious for their disaffection to the throne , and for their revo lutionary tendencies. In a lecent interview Prince Dtsmarek laughed about the sentimental reports of hid loss of Interest In life "My depression , " he said , "is solely mv great age. Wall till jou are ! > 2 and see how you feel , especially if you have spent nearly half a century in struggles and anxiety. My whole life has been spent lu playing high with other pee ple's monej1 could sail my ship on the htreatn of events , but not steer It. " Never theless , the prince' reached his port us often as anj pilot of his time. His health l good and his phjslclans say he maj live to a very great age. T. P. O'Connor says that for a long time Mr. Morley failed to be a good speaker be cause he had made up his mind that he was not a good speaker. "Curiously enough , " ho adds , "H was the platform that first taught Mr. Morley something of what was In him. At the erv moment when hla speeches In the House of Commons were Ineffective , ' he used to address vast gath erings throughout the country and hold them spellbound for upward of an hour at a time. And finally practice , Increase of self- confidence , success , have pi educed their cf ftct in the Hou e of Commons ; and though He has jet much to learn In the shape of readiness and ease , ho has become- most effective speaker. " "Samuel Maxim , " sajs the Boston Tran script , "a brother of the famous Hiram , In ventor of guns , lives in the little tillage of Wayne , Kennebec county , Me. , and Is him self an Inventor. Some time ago his atten tion was called to the fact tbat both India and Japan have produced swords that w-Iil cut through a gun barrel without losing their edge. This led him to study old Hlndoc literature on the subject of steel manufac ture , and then to begin at Wayne a serlet. of experiments which soon re&ulted In the production of a small quantity of steel pcs sesbing a remarkable temper. From thes few ounces of steel be had one or two drllli forged , and with these he was able to drill I olcs through an ordinary file iwlthout dam aging the drills at all. He has not yet made any steel for sale , nor does h's ' process , at present , alwajs produce tbe desired results " Dean Tarrar thus describes Oliver "Wen dell Holmes vvhe-n he made his last visit to England in 1SSC "He was on old man , and his diminutive figure perhaps showed that ho rotild never have had great physical strength It Is a fatiguing thing to go over the Abbey , and ho undoubtedly felt tired , and was glad to get back to my house for a cup of tea , Hut lie has recorded the Intens" pleasure the visit gave him , nnd he told mo that he thought those two hours 'In the great Temple of Sllenex ; and Reconciliation' vveio among the most Interesting ho bad ever spent. Ho mentions also the curious fact tbat we aru often more struck by llttlo things than by great 'Amidst the Imposing recollections of the ancient edifice , ' he writes , 'one Im pressed mo In the Inverse ratio of lu Im portance Tbo archdeacon pointed out the llttl-a holes on the stones ( of the cloister benches ) where the boys of the choir ( ho should have said of the 'Monestlc ' school ) used to play marbles before America woo discovered probably centuries before. It may be. It Is a. sttangoly Impressive glimpse of a living post , like tbe graffiti of Pom- pell. ' " Tbo real name of Colonel Smolensk ) , the gallant Greek commander , is Constantine Smolentz , and he comes of Dalmatian stock. His father took part In tbe war of inde pendence * , settled at Athene , and married a Greek lady. His two sons adopted a mili tary career , for which they were educated partly at home , partly In France and Bel gium. Constantine Is the. younger of the two , and besides possessing strategical abili ties of a high order bo Id endowed with great phjslcal courage. It is related of him that a few years ago he had to visit Germany for the purpose of undergoing a seven surgical operation The doctors were proceeding to administer an anaesthetic , but Smolentz would have ncno of it. "Chloro form , " he exclaimed , "is only Jit for women , " and while tbe knife was being1 used he said "Go on , gentlemen ! " as coolly as though bo were a mere spectator , nor did a single expression of pain oacapo him during the most trying moments. TDD Murli for ( litPrriirJiiiiiin. . A Frenchman went to an American and raid to him , "What a polar bear ? " The Ameilcau answered : "What doe * a polar bear do ? I don't know. Why , be nits on the Ice. " "Sits on zee ice ? ' ' "Ye * , " said the American , "there U noth ing else to sit on. " "Veil , vat ho do , too ? " "What does he also do ? Why , he eats "Eats. Ash sits on zee Ice and eats fish. Then I not accept. " "Whj , what do you mean ? You don't , ac cept ? What do you mean ? ' ' "O. non , non I does not accept. I was Invite to be polar bear to a funeral. " An honest storekeeper will uot try to con vince bujers that he knovvi what they nwd Oilier than , they oa. CO-OPERATlVEnOHE BUILDING Nebraska Associations Moving for the United States League Convention. NEW LAWS IN IOWA AND ILLINOIS Sonic Itcrpiit lecl lom AfTcctliiK Ilulliltiiir nnd liiui Amioclntlonn Snntnmr ) of. Hciiorti ( runt ronrlfcn By common consent , 1S98 will be Omaha's convention year. Many Important gatherings arc already booked tor the exposition bcason , others will follow as mircly as the magnet points to the pole. Among tha latter , not the least Id tbe national convention of the United State * I < KUU of Local Loan and Building ftfeoclatiotid. which mocU In Detroit next month , At the last convention held In Philadelphia , Hon. Da\ld Christie , repuscnllng tbo Ne braska league , secured an expression lu fa\or of Omaha lu IbDS. That action , of courno , la not binding on the Detroit convention but It Is exptutcd to e.xerclse considerable Influ ence in the choice of location Tbe Ne braska league convention which mot at Fre mont last April extended a cordial Invitation t the United State ? league to meet at Omaha next jear Thl.s invitation will be presented to the convention at Detiolt by .Messrs. C. K. Bentley of ( hand l l ud nnd G. M. Nat- tlnnor and r J Fltzmotrls of Omaha , the Nebmaka delegation , and every effort will be made to secure Its acceptance. Mr Fry of thU city , a member of the executive com mittee of the Unltul States league , l < about to call 11 conference of the olllccrs of the Inui and building acsoi latlona of Omaha and South Omaha for the puipose of devising wajs and means for ghlug ellect to the In vitation. The ditc of the conference has not been decided , but it will probably bo held during the present month. Association men are confident of securing the convention , which will materially help to swell the throngs during the exposition jcar. The United States league Is compo ed of delegates from state leagues , of which there are upwards of thlrtj The basis of repre sentation Is two delegates from each liague having a membership of fifty or less asso clatlous. and one additional delegate for each twentj-flve associations or fractional num ber. Tbo league was organized In Chicago In 1S91 , and annual conventions have been held since their In Buffalo , Cleveland and Philadelphia. SOMH NEW LAWS Iho legislatures of Illinois ami Iowa , at their last sessions have materially Improved the statutes governing building and loan as sociations The revised law of Illinois pro- \ldes among other features , tint all officers shall bo bonded by a guarnty company Associations are authorized to bortow monej not to exceed 5 per cent of their asserts , and the loan not to exceed one jear It gives additional powers to the state for the purpose of winding up the affairs of dissolving asso- clatl 1113 when It appears necessary , and the appointment of receivers In such emer gencies It also provides for the division of profits and looses , at least annually , and the establishing of a sinking fund to meet possi ble Icssew "I' lb doubtful , " sajs the Chicago limes Herald , "If any act of the legislature gives satisfaction to so large an element of our population or promises relief to such Im portant Interests , . The new law places the building and loan business of Illinois upon a basis tbat will Insure safety for Investments and will glvo advantage to those associations that arc prudently and honestly managed. " CODIFYING THE IOWA LAW. But tew changes were made In the law enacted at tbe regular session of the Iowa legislature held a j'ear ago laat winter At the extra session last winter an attempt was made to amend section 5 , which provides for the submission by associations of this character of their articles of Incorporation and by-laws to the executive council for re view before putting them into effect. An amendment was offered to provide that there should bo right of appeal granted to auch associations from the action of the executive council to the district court of Polk county so that when any association felt aggrieved at any change ordered by the executive coun cil In their articles or by-lawn , they might ha\o the matter reviewed by the courts. Such an amendment was adopted by tht house , with the added provision that uo per son occupying the position of officer or direc tor In a building and loan association should act as a member of such council upon arti cles presented , by other associations. The senate struck this amendment out , and after considerable parleying between the two houses , the section , as adopted by the Twenty-sixth general assembly , was allowed to stand , except tbat there was added a provision that the executive council should not only decide whether the articles sub mitted are In conformity with law , but also whether they are "based upon a plan equita ble In all respects to Its members" As thus amended tbo section was adopted. Section 9 was amended making It the duty of the secretary of every association doing business In tbo state to file in the office of the state auditor not later than February 15 In each year \erlflcd statement showing the book value and withdrawal \nlue of all series of stock on the 1st of January of that j'ear. such report Is to bo kept on file In the auditor's office and a copy is to be sent to each of the shareholders in the etatc. To that part of section 9 governing fore closures was added the following. "In the event that Judgment I obtained agalrst a borrower from a building and loan associa tion , no greater recovery shall bo had than the net amount of principal actually re ceived , with Interest thereon at a rate not greater than 12 per centum per annum on the net amount of loan actually received by and paid the borrower , with statutory at torney's fees. No evasion of this provision shall be had by means of any dues , member ship fees , premiums , fines , forfeitures , or other charges , any agreement to the con trary notwithstanding. " Sections 30 and 31 which required that their articles of Incorporation and by-lawn within sixty daj after taking effect of this act were strlckea out as being simply temporary In their nature. With the exception of the amendments noted above , tbo building and loan laws remain aa originally enacted. The taxation of building and loin ntock was made a part of the chapter on revenue. AN IOWA DECISION. A case of considerable Importance to Iowa building and loin associations was tried and decided before Judge Holmes of the equity division of tbe district court for Polk county recently. The mibstanco of the decision Is that Interest charged by building and loan associations , prior to the going into effect of the new building and loan law , on money borrowed from such associations on which there was no competitive bidding , Is usurious. The decision was rendered against the Iowa Savings and Loan association , of which State Auditor McCarthy U the president. Lawrence Heidi borrowed $1,000 from the association In 1S93 , Ho has paid $ S39 to the association on this amount , but It Is claimed by tbe company that $ SOO Is still duo It under the contract made with Heldt. The associa tion brought suit against him for $800 and he contwted on the ground that It had been charging him usurious Interest. Judge Holmes hold. ) that the point raised by the dofunso la well taken , so that under the rullqg Ilelilt will bu compelled to pay only thu face of the note or about $160 more , Tbe Judge took tbo ground that under thu old building and loan law that U , the one which was In effect for years all Interest charged by building and loan associations on money borrowed which was not borrowed under competitive bidding and In excess of 8 per cent was usurious , The court contends that where an associa tion hau money to loan and loans It to the highest bidder , uo matter what the price of the bid may make tbe Interest , It Is legal. But where there U no competitive bidding and the association makes the loan at what would be In excess of H per cent then the Interest is usurious , Judge Holmes stated that several similar cases had come before him and he had given the matter much thought. He had con sulted with the attorney general and with the auditor of tate , but bad not been able to arrive at any other conclusion than tbat such Interest was not legal CUMULATION OF FINES UNLAWFUL. Cumulation of flues for each additional mouth of a default k held , la Du P HEARTS BOWED DOWN By Weight of Woe to Weakest Hopes Will Cling. Hut why cling to the wenk hopes , when cer tainty and safety Is within ) our r ch f Mun. yon's new bchool of Medicines his Homco * pathlc Horns Heraedle * r - nlncc iarkncj ! \vlthllKht , orrovr with ulndnett , pnln with peace , dUca'c wit * hrnHh , Ihcynr * within the rc4eh of all , ami evury lick bed In America to-day mny be rid of It * occupant if tin people will brU h prejudice out r < Iho way and iu. Pt the hralfi thiit is offered them aoneso.nnd they .1 * gludly rclntB tholr experience. Render , It Is your turn now. 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Eastern Dulldlng and Loin Association , ( Va ) 35 It U. A. , 215 , to be unlawful where tha bj'-laws provide for flnos of 20 cents per month on each $100 borrowed , In case of ] default , and It la held that If the by-lawsj do not Impose as great a fine as the charter authorizes , the bj-Iawu will control the amount. In a note to the cat > e are compiled the authorltlea respecting fines In such asso ciations. A fixed premium , or a premium required by a by-law to be not more than 30 per center or less than 207t { per cent Is held , In McCauley against Worklngman's Building and Savings Association ( Tenn ) , 35 L. H. A , 244 , to be unlawful. The other authorities on the question are found In a note to the case. ENCOURAGING iHCPORTS. The bulletin of the Department of Labor for May contains the latest reports of the business of building and loan associations la fourteen states , as follows * California , Con necticut , Illinois , Indiana , iMalne , Massachu setts , Missouri , Nebraska , New Hamp&hilo , New Jersey , New York , Ohio , Pennsylvania and Tennessee , which contain 75 per cent of all the building and loan flFsociatlorm oC the United States. These reports show that the total number of associations In these > states wai1,017 at the clcw > of the fls > cal jear IS95-9G , with 9.SS5.099 shareholder ! ) anil $449,643,048 dUM paid In , paid up , and pre paid stocks and profits The assets of the associations of that date were Loans , $402- 027,297 , ca h on hand , $10,103,568 ; all other assets , $32,351,757 ; total , $489,639,734 The liabilities were Dues paid in and paid-up slouks , $383,500,588 ; profits , $ G8OS2.4GO ; all other liabilities , $40,016,686 ; total , $189.659- 734. 734.Inn Inn foregoing are the latest statistics or building and loan associations which hava bren given covering so many states. la connection with them the statistics pub lished bj the National Labor bureau January 1 , 1893 , are Interesting At that date the number of associations in the fourteen states named was 1,499 ; the number of sharehold ers , 9,500,755 , the total assets , $103,175,395 , ot which $37S,937,3GG was loans. The Install ment dues paid In , paid up ana prepaid stock vvero $308,705,478 , profits , $ G1.7C5.802 ; all other liabilities , $33,001,106. Total , $40.- ) 175,395. From the foregoing flgurra It appears that thu number of ataociatlons has not Increased : In the period of three - > uars to any extent. Remembering that thu Increase In the num ber of companies has Indicated a cpeculatlvo and dangerous tendency , the mnall lncrea a In that , direction Is an encouraging indica tion. Halt a million gain In shareholders proves that tha bulldiiifc and loan assoc'la- tlon as a means of Investment continues to enjoy the confidence of umaJl inventory , lu spite of occasional Instance * * of bad man agement and loss. An Increase * of dueu col lected and profits aggregating $79,17.2,000 In between two and three years , or 21.1 par cent , shows that the cVtss of people vvho > Invest In shan of associations are not so reduced that they have no money to eave , and , further , that Having In hard times - Indicated dicated that a large clat-ii of people of Binalli means have learned the trick of putting by a llttlo money and will sacrifice to do U. The associations iu thu fourteen statcu re ported January 1. 1893 , held 76.C per cent of the Investments , the aggregate In tbo thirty-four states being $493.490,948. If there was a llko Increaho In ' .ho three years 4n all the states as In thu fourteen reported tbo total In 1895-96 woo about $545,000,000 , After sickness the blood Is always Im poverished and the Bjatem debilitated. Use I'll ! Anaemic 1'lnk. It la composed largely o concentrated beef blood and quickly restore * strength aud vitality. 'Made only by tha Mercer Chemical Co , Mflllul ( iluliulrH , AtcbUion Globe ; Wo alwaya wonder at this time of the year whore the fllco coma > from. There hi moro or let * vanity wrapped up la everything a man or woman aayu. Why U it they call a man "the late" when ho baa been dead ton or fifteen years ? Wo would rather not have people give uu tilings than bo as grateful an they expect. When a man /alls In other vvaju , ho catv attract attention by shaving off liU whluliera. A man has enough troublcu aud voxatloiia In evory-day life to worry hlta , without readIng - Ing continued utorktf. Hvery one adtnlrrathe woman who la BOJ loyal to her husband that no one darej pity her when ho mlsbeluvcu. "Falie ID one , false in all , " U an inclenl legal maxim. Remember it to the disad vantage of any tradeiman who trloi to iub > etltuto oii article for another.