TTTR OTVFATTA T > A1TV IIIM. , HfNDAY. MAY SJO. 18J)7- SPECIAL NOTICES Advertisement * ( or thciie column * -rill lie tnl < en until IS m > tor the evening nnd nlll 8 p. m. for the tnornlnir nnil Sutulnr cillllonn. Ailrertlncrd , liy rcqnc tlnir n nnm- l check , cnn bnve nnirrers n l- rejkeiTTo iTnunilMsrJd letter In cnre of The Hee. Anmvcr no mlilrei e l will he delivered on presentation ot the check nnlr > nnlc , 1 l-2c n rrord llriit Insertion } Jo n word therenfter. Nothing tnken tor leu * thnii Sfc for the nmt Inner- iton. TiieNP ndTcrtlnemcnto numt ue rnn cfinncctillvoly % - - - - - = " = = WA.VTlil ) MALE IIBLP. . FKW KN-nilOHTlC HU8TI. NOi MENCMt find Mendy. profitable work with C. F. Adarnt Co. , ti So. 16lh 8t. " - * BEN WANTKD TO 1-EARN nAUIlCU TIIADK at th * Omnhn Hnrber Collw. nntst In Hie wH | complete course. * wpeki ! terms tftjy. > nd for catalosue. 1317-1319 no",1" St. . Omaha. D-M710 June 1 . rcu cioAits : ws and open esi ol.J . established house unnecessary : Inducements to " " ? . ( ' . . * ] , nishop Co. , St. Louis. H-M2M ! WANTP.D.HAUSMAN8 : BALAIlY PAID weekly , experience unnecewary , permanent. Hrown llrothcts Co. , ChlcnKO. " WANTKD. CATHOLIC MAN TO TUAVKI , FOU old established house : must l8ln on low talary. Address Catholic Trutli , lock box MS , - WIM , WORK rou n DAY. BAI- nry or commission canvnsnlnR consumersin ml dealers. Clifton Soap Mfe. Co , , Cincinnati , . Mi A WBKIC AND iXIT.NSiS I'AID SALESmen - men : staple line ; experK-nce unncccssaryi per manent potlllon. The W. U Kline Co. . Ht. IxiiilB , Mo. " - _ . AND woMra. TO wonic ron "s PAYer or evenlnR nt their homes ; pleasant work ; no canvasslnj ; : experience unnecessary : we pay salary : Inclose Mnmp for particular * . Stand- nnl MfB. Co. . 112 W. 23rd St. , New York. 11- ALraMioN. ron LUMINOUS SIONS. platen , numbers ; renilnble darkest nlKhts ! write for free samples. Thoman & Co. , Enslevvow. HI. II 557 30 * WAN'THD. AN AHIIONADT POIl T1IK 4T11 OP Jtilj , AililrcM A. T. Webster. Denver City. Neii. n-sso ao LHAniNO MUPICAl. BOOK I'UnLlHlHNO house- has \acancles for several competent , en- cruetlc Bnlesmen. capable ot nctlnc na state BKonts. List covers special publications sultea to requirement * of physicians , dentists , dnn- rflfln. To mon willing to put In ROOI ] , hard constant. Intclliwnt. rjttomatlc work this IB nn excellent opportunity to cstabn h permanent Krowlnnr business with old establHied house on cooU of the hlshcst character. rin < t-claM references roi'illred. Addron , otatliiR age and full particulars ns to character and qualm- ontlonn. New Department , 1' . O. Box 100' Phila delphia , 1'n. P-IK9 30 ciiAnLra scniiiNnn-s SONS WANT 2 wnii , rtrestcd men for city trade. Call Monday , Urunswlck hotel , nftcr 9. n 593 30 BALKSMI3N SlfiO.W ) weekly guaranteed nml ex. elusive territory n'slgned coed men for thfc sale of the remilno Arctic ItefrlKeratlnR Ma chine for cool'nir rofrlReratoii. Quarnnleod 7S per cent cheaper than Ice. Keeps pi > rl hnble articles Indellnitcly. Ouarnnteed Indestructible. Kvery owner of n refrlcerator buys them , ns the avlnc of Ice In one month more than payit for machine. JIflMj over 3 000 In use. Write today nnd secure your territory. ( Tloware of worth- Irsit Imltutloni. ) Tor full particulars and our list of five hundred testimonials from lending merahnntR of U. S. , address Arctic nefrlRernt- In ? Co. . Cincinnati. O. B Ml-30 * AN KNnnanTic MAN wno nixJuuAniY visits the trade , nnd who Is In a position to pay for a fine line of cutlery samples , nnd td handle same on a liberal commission basis , can make n permanent arrangement with us to Bell our line exclusively or ns a side line. In nnswcrlng state what class of trade you call on. We cnn furnish nnd would expect good references. The I iwton Cutlery Co. . 132 and 13 * Lake St. , Chicago. n MBN TO ADvnrmsK "LUS- tro , " the modem scourlnc soap ; tnck slcna , distribute circulars , place samples , orders , etc. . steady work ; salary J10 weekly and expenses. The Lustra Co. , Chlcnco. B 5M SO * TltAVELING SALESMAN WISlliNQ VnilY dcslrablc nnd profitable side line. addrcsswlth reference , Antlbrule Chemical Co. , St. Louis , Mo. B 550 SO * TRAVELING. VIS1TINO DUUO , DRl'-aOODS stationery trmte , to handle nnest toilet mir rors made. Qoehrlns , 218 La Salic St. , Chi cago. - B-50-30- THE GOVEUNMDNT SDnVICB. BRIGHT' ' young men to prepare for examination soon to be held for clerks and curriers In Omaha postomce. Particulars about all government positions , dates , salaries , etc. . free of National Correspondence Institute , 2d Nat'l Bank Bldff. . Washington , D. C. B 54&-30' FAcronv WANTS TO ENGAGE A personal ' representation In every to n. No last year's stock or second hand stock. All goodn fresh from factory at prices never before of- rered. 13 models. Sena for sample wheel ana = | JIOKie. ; Lincoln's Home Cycle Co. , Sprlns- cld- ' - B-M7-30" WANTED. SALESMAN TO SELL TO DEAL- ' era on time ; J10 monthly nnd expenses ; expe. ? fV"nC.s6ar Wrlto for P"rtlculaPrs. Acme Cigar Co. , Chicago. B 54C-30 * . WANTED. EXPERIENCED SALESMAN WITH best references , to sell in State of Nebraska manufacturer'H line ot cloaks lo the trade Apply U Ilerzoir & Bro. D. 0 Co. , St ! iSilS' al ° - B 545 30 WANTED SOLICITOUS , AGENTS AND SALES men everywhere ( both sexes ) , to tell my new book "How to Prolong Life , " unprecedented UP ! State " ' . ' o8 ; Mareua Hothschlld. author. St. , Chicago. B B 2 30" WANTED , TRAVELING SALESMAN FOR SIphon - phon oil cans as side line on commission. Bu- mann Mfg. Co , , Lltchneld , III. B Ml 30 WANTED. RnSI'ONSIBLB SAMPLE Dis" ! trlbutors ; J1000 per 1.000 ; particulars and sam ples lOc. Crescent Chemical Co. , C9 Dearborn ' Chicago. 11 040 30' INSTRUCTIONS TO ELEVATOR CONDUCTORS In your cage or by mall ; will quallfyi you for position nnd llccnie , Address by mall. Ele vator Instructor , Bee llldir. B Cll SO * , , ron NnrmABKA : LIBERAL reposition to expcrlcncol men to handle our line of new premium rpeclallle * for merchants' trade ; state aire nnd er , Kern Picture CD Dept. D. , G Washington St. . ChlcBKo. B 000 30 \VANTRDFE3IAM3 100 GIRLS FOR ALL KINDS WORK ; $1 TO $7 week. Canadian office. 152J Douglas.CM74S C-M74S WANTED. AN EXPERIENCED COOK AND good laundress at 124 So. 19lh. C 293 HOUBBWOHIC AV M3 st C-M4r/ WANTED. GIRL TOR GENERAL HOUHE work ; mutt U , fond of children ; German . ferred. 2310 It st. , South Omaha. C M523 pre. 30 TWO APPRHNTICES WANTED AT MRB Leepcr's drets cutting school.-tic So. IStli t Omaha. ' C 531 30 * WANTED , A COMPETENT COOK , 36SU Fnrnam C W Jl t'A.DY.AGENTS . , . WANTED TO SELL MMI- Yale's ramous " toilet preparations ; agents mik" . Inc from 12500 to 1100.00 per w k- write for rartlculars. Address Mrae. M. Tali. Ch ? ago imi'TO ASSIST WITH 1414 oilrnn ! . "n ° " Wai" "nd u C SCO 30 * AnI 'T TAKHipni | > EIlS.jBNOaE | 1 < P. m. CJ-MiiTT NUnS" CHHL WANTI7D FOIl ONI ! CHILD- mint have reference. CH at 2319 Harney. C Ml"SO NUIISU AT 2M8 CAPITOL C18 KOK f ALL PARTS OP CITY Dttvls Company. 11ENEWA & CO. . lot N , KTll BT ' I > U4 MODERN HOUSES , C. A. BTARR. ) K N.T. LIKE D-475 CHOICE HOUStlS AND COTTAGES ALL OVni the city. J tu W. Fldtllty , ioj K.rn.m SI P-HTt UUOWN nLOCK- leT HOUSES , COTTAanS & BTORE8. ALL PARTS of city , Drennan. Love Co. . 4JO Paxton block P 471 MOVING HOUSEHOLD GOODS AND PIANOS Oro. Van & Storage Co. , 1413 Parnam. T l. 15S ' -47 > LIST , M'CAQUB , 15TH DODQE. D419 HOUSES. FLATS. QARV1N BUO3.KU FARNAU D 411 KOUSK3 FOR RENT. BBMI8 , PAXTON BLK. D-J-.I TUIIKINQTON. DEM IIUILDINO. rou iin\Tnousis. ( Continued. ) ' BTANFORD cmCLlJJCOTTAa EIBnOOM - All modern. Apply 104 Bet building. D-772 I.ROOM HOUSE. INQUIRE xm , Vr et , D Mie TOR RKNT. "ELKOANT FIVE-ROOM STEAM hMted flat. Apply Flat . Davldge BlJir. D MWS g-nuuM TLAT. DOUOLAS. NnAH J4THr MODern - ern : steam heat ! olfo S-rooms l JIG So. 15th. Inquire LlnquUt. 316 B. Itth. D-W HOUSES. J. II. 8HERWOOD , 423 N. Y. LIFE. D M17S FOR RENT. MUUIJHN lo-iiuuni ituutiii AWIJ barn In fine repair nnd pleasantly located. J , W. Bobbins , ogt. , 1802 Fnrnsm Bt.D D M4S3 FOR IinNT-HOUSES. BTORES AND FLATS. HIckR Heal Estate Agency , 2li S. IClh St. D 4D9 31 2013 HARNEY ; 10 ROOMS : STEAM HEAT. D-M783 June7 10-ROO.M ELEGANTLY FINISHED MODERN brick house , No. 2U4 Ca s , J30. 9-room modern home At 417 North 19th , JIS. f-room modern flat , 709 So , 16th , tlT.r.O. 6-room house 1I2S N. 17th. > 12. Appl } to W. B. Mclkle. room 604 1st Nat'l Hk. Bldg. D- TOR RENT , ELIMANT 8-ROOM HOUPH. ALL modern Improvements , cor. 23d nnd Chicago. Apply nt 13W rurnnm si , D 512-30 C-ROOM COTTAGE , GOOD IinPAlR. CITY water In house , 91S So , 23th St. , $9 CO. D-33 31 0 ROOMS , MODERN. J1B.OO. 2 1 California St. P K3I-30 * on unNT. A 5-noo.M nousn. CLIAN : AND desirable. Ill 00 a month. 1M So. 19th st. Apply nt 711 So. 17th st. v D-MM8 Jl 10.ROOM MODERN WI'.LL FURNIfiHED lioii e , wllli barns ; rnc of the inest pleasant nnd best located homes on West Hills ; Knnbfl piano ; carriage nnd phaetnn If desired. Will rent for one or two jcors. Possessions now or thin fall. References exchanged , State what family and address L Go , Bee. D-f.52 2 204" ! DODGE. 8-ROOM , MODERN , US W. OAR- vln Bros. , 1C13 Mirnain. D-5E1 30 TO RENT , 22:4 CLARK STREET , H-ROOM house , ncnly painted nnd In first-class re pair , 117.00 a month. The Byron Reed Co. , 212 S. 14th St. D-C17 1 1028 8. 31ST ST. , A VERY DESIRABLE D-IIOOM : residence ; 8 rooms on one floor ; nil modern conveniences ! hard wood finish ; excellent barni rent , J30.00 per month. John A. Wnkcfleld. COO Pnxton block. D C24 30 * FOR RENT , 9-ROOM FURNISHED HOUSE ; modern comcnlences ; desirable In c cry way. 1011 Wlrt Ft. D 510 30 TOR RENT. FURNISHED HOUSE IN CI.IF- ton Hill from June 15 to Sept. 1. A. P. Tukpy city hall. D-602 30 FOIl IinXT FUUNISIlRl ) flwOMS STEAM HEATED ROOMS , TELEPHONE AND nil conveniences ; rntes reasonable. Pundt Real , dence. 212 S. 17th St. E-703 FURNISHED ROOMS. I70S DOtfGLAS ST. K 7U FURNISHED ROOMS. 151C HOWARD. E MSl ROOMS : FINE UA.WN AND PORCHES. 2003 Hnrncy. E M4S9 June 2C NICELY FURNISHHD ROOMS. SHADE AND yard ; rates reasonable. 2224 Burt. E M4S4 30 * ELEGANT ROOMS FOR LIGHT HOUSEKnEP- Ing. or rooms ultli or without board. 207 S. 24lh st. E M506 30 * SOUTHEAST FURNISHED ROOM. 2210 DAV- cnport. E MfOS SO * ROOMS FOR LIOIIT HOUSEKEEPING. 191D Dodge. E M504 Juncl * FOR RENT. TWO WELL FURNISHED BEDrooms - rooms ; one south nnd one east front. 811 S. 2Sth street. E M320 30 * ELEGANT FURNISHED ROOM. 221 N. 19TII. E M317 31 * FRONT ROOM. WITH ALCOVE , FOR ONE OR two gentlemen. C24 S. 2Cth a\e. E SISC3 C * FOR RENT , THREE FURNISHED FRONT - connecting rooms , cnsulte. single or for light housekeeping , low rent. Flat 1911 Cumlmr st. E 5G2 30 * NEWLY FURNISHED ROOMS FOR GENTLEmen - men , 51.00 per week , and references. 313 So. llth st. , E 561 30 * FOR RENT , FURNISHEp ROOMS. A LARGE front room , B nglc or cnsulte. Apply at 1817 Leavenworth it. , 3rd floor. E M5CO 5 * FOli RENT , FRONT ROOMS/tSOO ; JO 00 ; J4.00 ; modem , at C26 So. 39th St. ' E-M559 31 * NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS TO PARTIES without children ; no objection to light house keeping. 25CO Douglas. E C27 SO * TO LET. FURNISHED PLEASANT EAST room. In private family , to gentlemen , In Dav ldge building , 18th and Farnam. Flat S. E M614 1 * LARGE , FINELY FURNISHED FRONT ROOM , with alcove. 114 S. . 24th St. E C24 30 * DINING ROOM , KITCHEN AND BED ROOM. , to a woman without children , with , experience In keeping boarders. Address , L 62 , Bee ofllce E 095 FUKMSHKIJ ROOMS AND IIOAH.D. NICE ROOMS , "GOOD BOARD. RATES REA- tonable. The Roee , 2020 Harney. II F192 30 * MODERN BRICK , ROOMS AND BOARD ; 3 50 week. 14 K 19th. F M4(3 11 * THE MERRIAM , DESIRABLE ACCOMMODA- tlons after June 1st. Delightful summer home. F-44'-3l ' NICELY FURNISHED SOUTHEAST FRONT room ; modern convenience ; board. 702 8. 23th st. F 51490 31 * -WANTED. THREE OR FOUR STEADY AND sober Swedish boarders. No others nesu apnh. 212 South 27th street. | F 514-30 FOUR SPLENDID ROOMS. EAST AND SOUTH front , with or without board ; center of city , cheap. 208 North 17th st. r 533 SO * A PRIVATE FAMILY NEAR PARK AVENUE can furnish room and board for two persons. Address L 4 , Bee. F 02C SO * ELEGANT S. E. ROOMS WITH FIRST CLASS board. 1909 Capitol a\c. F 628 31 * NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS , WITH BATH ; board if desired. 14K Chicago st. i F M5C7 3 * NICELY FURNISHED FRONT ROOM WITH OR without alcove ; good board. 2305 Douglas ot. F CM 30 * FOR RENT , FURNISHED ROOMS. SINGLE OR entulte , nlth board. 1042 So. 29th st. st.K K W4 30 * FOR RENT , NICE. LARGE , AIRY MODERN rooms , with board ; targe shady yard. 2100 Cass st. F M615 30 * NICELY FURNISHED FRONT ROOMS. WITH board , 2015 Douglas. r MC13 2 * ALBANY. 21C1 DOUGLAS ; DESIR\BLE ROOJ1H ; also table board , Fine location. Tel. 13SO. F 612 30 * ROOM AND BOAHD FOR TWO. GENTLEMEN preferred. Kountze Place. L C3 , Bee F-C97 30 * COOL ROOMS NEAR HAN8COM PARK , WITH or Vt Ithout board. 29n Muson. F 605 30 * FOIl nKN'T STOHUS ANI1 OFFICES. FOR RENT. THE 4-8TOPY 31UCIC BUILDING at 91C Farnam St. This building has a. fireproof cement basement , complete steam heatlnir On- turee ; water on all Moors , gas , etc. Apply at the uflico of The Bee. ( 910 FOR RENT. GOOD BUILDING SUITABLE FOR leitaiirant and lunch counter , with living rooms upstairs. Beit location , opposite depot , In the best town In Southwestern Iowa. Rent rea sonable. Wm. Koehler , Red Oak , la. _ I 592 Jl * WANTED. WANTED. AGENTS ; 175 PER MONTH AND expenses paid active men If rlchi ; goods cold by ( ample only ; samples , also horse and car rlas * furnlthed free. Addren Jobber , Bo * 6308. Boston , Mass. J 454 WANTID. EXPERIENCED AOHNTS. TO nni-- ivtenti tlie beat and largest Hick , Accident and Death DcncfU association In the west ; endow ment nnd withdrawal privileges ; ifberal con tract. Addrem American llenevolcnt Associa tion. Union Trust BullJInir , Bt. Louis , Mo. Mo.J MUST HAVE AGENTS AT ONCE TO SELL taih locks and door holders. Sample saih locks tnt for te stamp. Immenie ; belter than weights ; burglar proof ; 10 a day. Write quick. Addr * s Brohard & Co. . box 77 , Phlla- cYl-Ma. I'a j _ AGENTS WANTED-AGENT WANTED IN every town ; brand new goodi ; tell at ilclit ; no experience required ; liberal Urm i write for full Information. Mutual Manufacturing Co. , 12 Chambers Bt. .New York. J AGENTS-OUTFIT FREE. No capital needed. One agtnt one day Mil fifty bicycles. Weekly Ti5ipay b.10 prof"We mak a , high grade iu * low " > :2MWrlt ' * tf , t . , - " < clu- lh ' territory. Alplnt Cycle Co. , Cincinnati. O. J-651-30 * STll S 0178 UCCEBp REMARKABLY. , . . I1. , I rywhMehowlnff lattst muttlcopylnjr 5Sf..iU1J ° " "lcd by > ro " "lvt P ople ( trades lli n'i " .aurnu > liberal oommlislon. Tork. tor lliadouart . Center - uf at. . AQEXTS WANTED. ( Continued. ) WANTED , AGENTS , ALUMINUM-CLAY COOK. Ing veiiels ; 12 to 17 a day ; pay fortnightly. Gibson Supply Co. , .Gibson City , 111. J CM 80 * WANTED , AGENTS. TO INSURE DEPOSIT' ors' bank accounts by selling the Indelible theck protector ; Impossible to raise amounts retallt J5JO. Wesley Mfg. Co. , Times building , New YorE City. J-643 SO * WANTED. LADY AGENTS TO SELL THE bert selling' novelty on market ; sells to e\ery lady ; sample lOc , Raclno Hat Fastener Co. , Racine , WIs. J-t99 30 * WANTHIJ TO R\T. A PIANO FOR BUMMER ; BEST OF CARE. L 60. Bee , K-M-4SS-2 A GENTLEMAN WISHES TO RENT A LARGE , modern , well furnished room ; private bath room dpslrcd , with flrst-clnsi board. Address , giv ing terms and full particulars , U 60. life , t K-62S 30 * WANTED , TO RENT A FURNISHED HOUSE. J to 12 rooms , by responsible patties , within 10 blocks of postolTlce. Address L 68. Bee. K-C07 SO * ST011AGI2. PACIFIC STORAGE AND WAREHOUSE CO. tOS-tlO Jones. General Slornce and forwarding. OM. VAN & STORAGE , 1415 FAHNAM. TEL. 15S9 M 1ST TO 1IUY. WANTED. A NICE SPAN OP SHETLAND mnro ponies nnd harness ; sound nn < * < gentle ; reasonable price. Lee Greedy , Farrngut , la , N M403 30 NO. n OR 7 REMINGTON TYPEWRITING MAchine - chine ; must be In Rood order and cheap for cash. Address LCti , Bee , N 5C9 30 * FOIl SALI3 IIOHSKS AMI WAGONS. SOUND YOUNG HOUSE CHEAP , WITH OR ult'.iout saddle ; might trade for good bicycle. L 61. Bee. P 572 30' SHETLAND MALE iPONY. KIND AND GEN tie , wltl | cart nnd harness , complete. Enquire No. 1114 N. 24th St. P-670 30 * FOU SAL.U MISU13LLAM20US. 2 STOCKS GROCERIES , 1 MEAT MARKET. 1 drug stock , farms , eastern Nebraska ; ncrcaga In and around Omaha , Omaha city property. B. It. Ball , 901 N. Y. L. Q-793 J7 CARPETS , DRAPERIES , DRESSGOODS , SILKS 52 monthly on $10 puic'iasc. Send postal ; will call with samples. E Hlrsh. 1C21 Kyrcr A\e. Q-C93-J3 HARDWOOIJ CR1UB1NU. HOG AND CHICKEN fence , cheaper than ' "all wire. " C. R. Lee. 801 Douglas. Q 4S7 CHICKEN , HOG & LAWN FENCE ; ALL WIRE ; cheaper than wood. Wire Works , 403 S. 14th. Q-6GO-J-2 86.00 WILL BUY A KIM11AI.1 , UPRIGHT piano. In good condition. Omaha Mortgage Loan Co. , 308 South ICth street. Q M300 FOR SALE , A NUMBER ONE FRESH JEIl- sey cow. Apply nt 2S25 Webster St. Q-M4 3) * TWO COMPLETE SETS OF SALOON FIJC- tures. Including bar , back bar , pier glasses , screens , bottled goods case , Ice chest nnd cigar stand. Alro two billiard tables , will be sold with or without saloon fixtures. Milton Doo- llttle , receiver. North Pintle , Neb. Q M434Juno 1 RHINOCK'S ENGLISH TAILOR SYSTEM ; school of dress outline nnd sewing taught , by Mrs. S. J. Lccpcr. 216 So. 18th st. , Omaha. Q 530 30 * FOR SALE , LADY'S HIGH GRADE WHEEL , used but little. Call mornings , 602 N. SSlli. | Q 572 30 * MISCEMAXI20L'S. GARDENS & FARMS TO RENT. T. MURRAY. R MSIO CLAIRVOYANTS. SPECIAL AimiVAL TinST VISIT TO OMAHA of the marvelous full llfc-rcadln clairvoyant and trance medium. pitOF. CLARENCE E. CHESTER. The occult wonder. I'laln , practical , clear- brained Information. The master mind leads. UP FOR ONE WEEK. He tells your name , age , occupation , advises In business , speculation , love nnd nil family troubles , unites the separated , names of friends nnd enemies. Satisfaction , guaranteed or no pay. If you have been disappointed by Incom petent clairvoyants call nnd be convinced of Prof. Chester's ability. No matter what others have been , icmember he Is exactly as he repre sents himself to be. Fee COc tOc , and up. Hours 10 to 8 dally. PARLORS , 1915 FARNAM ST. , first floor. Let ters with stamp answered. . S 529 30 * MRS. M. FRITZ , 819 N. ICTH ST.S S MC09Junc8 * COME AND CONSULT THE ONLY GENUINE life reader ; her predictions are wonderful ; names ghen ; fee. LOci and up ; 10:30 : to 7 dally. 1819 Farnam street. S 60S 30 * MASSAGE : , IJATHS , ETC. MADAM SMITH. 1017 HOWARD , MASSAGE , steam baths. T M482 June 2 MRS. DR. LEON. ELECTRIC MASSAGE BATH parlors ; restful and curative. 417 S. llth , up stairs. T M606Junc6 * VIAVI FOR UTERINE TROUBLES. 346-S BEE Bldg. ; physician , consultation or health book free. U-4S9 BATHS. MASSAGE ; MME. POST , 319',4 S. 15TH. U 490 RUITURE CURED , PERMANENTLY ; NO pain ; no detention from bislntrci ; we re'er to thousands ot pn'.l-r/.s cured. Call or write The O , E. Miller Co. , 932-3 New York Lit * bulldlnr , Omaha. U MC25 BALDNESS CURED. 326 BOARD MISS MAYER. SURGEON-CHIROPODIST , manicure. R. 400 Paxton block : diploma 18S6. U M249 J1S EXPOSITION INVESTMENTS. FOR PLEASure - ure and pront see I * P. Judson's vvant nds. Council Bluffs page. U M264 NPLLIE F. RYLEY. MANICURE AND CHIR opodlst , 7 yrs. with MUs Mayer. 201 ; $ < { ' " ilPST SCALP TIIEATMENT. 25Cr SHAMPOO ImJ , 250-2 weekB-Mlller-a Parlors. 1514 Doug las. " U 452 J24 REV. W. W. BROWN'S ASTHMA CURE" positively cures ; write for testimonials. Char ter Oak. Iowa. U-M4SS June 20 IF PARTY ANSWERING L CO. MAY 26 , IS really desirous of n meeting they will give a name and address. L C3 , Bee. U S27 M * GIVEN AWAY. BEGINNING MONDAY. 318T. A uleeve pattern , cut to measurement , latest style , to every lady who calls during the week , by M re. S. J. Leeper , 210 So. JStli st. , Omaha. U C32 30 * A WIDOW , 32. BLOND , HAS 125.000 , LOVES nulct home life , would marry eenwlble , trutt- vvorthy , affectionate man , unencumbered. 209 E Mut St. , New York. U 573 30 MAIIRY , WHITE TO PHBTTY OIIILS OR HONorable - orablo men ; many worth $ . ,00 to , IIO.lKiO ; lOo for lurcu private list. Box 1COO , Denver , Colo. U 5 S0 LADIES' WHITE OR LEGHORN HATS cleaned to look good p.s new. 703 N. ISth st. U 574 80 * MONEY TO LOAN REAL ESTATE. ANTHONY LOAN & TRUST CO. , SIS N. Y. L. ; aulck money at low rates for choice farm liinJs In Iowa , northern Missouri , eastern Nebraikn. W 49J LOANS ON IMPROVED & UNIMPROVED CITl Property , W. Fa mam Smith & Co , 1320 I rnan. . W lit G Plin CENT MONEY ON NED. & IA. FARMS. W. B. Uelkle , 1st Nat'l BU. bide. , Omaha.W . W * 4" MONEY TO LOAN AT LOW RATES , TUB O. F , Davla Co. , 1M Farnam Bt. W 4M FARM LOANS. 1 TO 111 YEARS ; rates. Garvln Bros. . H13 Farnam St. _ . „ OH OMAHA PHOPEIITY : LOWEST IIATKB ; Uulldlnc lo ai wanted. Fidelity Trust Co. Co.W 4H MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED OMAHA real estate. Brennin , Love & Co. , Paxton block FROM 1100.00 UP. F. D. WE AD , ICth & Douglae , XV MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED OMAHA property , Puiey & Tbomai , 207 1st Natl Bk blj W 235 MONEY TO LOAN CHATTELS. MONEY TO LOAN. SO. CO. W DAYS ; FUUNr. ture , pianos , eto. Duff Green , R , f. Barker bile. : MONET TO LOAN ON FURNITURH. PIANO * , hones , wagons , etc. , at lowest rates In elm no removal of ifeojji : strictly confidential ; yoq can pay tin loan eft at any tlmn or In nr amount OMAHA MORTGAGE LOAN CO. , 0 So. ICth B IHS1.M3SS CIIAXCKS. WANTED. GOOD ( WJOCGRT tor * room In be | J Nation > . . h.s had the best hntlntu for .1.n , be vacant early m June. Low rent. Addrf.s P. B. Catefs mesW market , cor. lh na M tre t . South OnuhirtNeb. Y 0 FOR. SALE. , HUT LOcki CttAMPlNO ACTION of bolt Is poslllvennnd csn'l be loosened by vibration or by locMnlng of nut. fllmple , dura ble and efficient Innopcrallon. Address worst & Hart , care John Weddcrburn & Co. , I'n- tent Attorneys , Washington , D. C. THE LATKST WONDERFUL DISCOVERY. th 7.mbil dlnmond * ! ip rt pronounce them wondtrful imd cloi-Ml < to nuln yet d cove - e d ! detection linm > slbl ; wenlthy people re- pldclnc their ro tly Jefti with our new diamond mend nt one-twrntUth , the exp nf ! Bhlppod with pm liege examination. Particular * , nd- dre M. 8. ntxlkltl i Co. , MS Dearborn St. , Chlcoeo. , , | Y-K4-30 * roit sALn , ctmitx , J&OMII AND imusiii quickly cleaned by cpcratlnir n lever , which mny be done by band manipulating the Im plement ; crcntnly reduces labor of clcnnlnc a hone. Addrpsn Dnvld Recs , care John Wcd- derburn A Co. , Patent Attorneji , Wnthlni- ; ton , D. C. Y CM 30 * STOCK OP OENERAL MERCHANDISE AND fixtures for sale ; the reason for talc of same Is one of the partners died and the other wishes to rMlre from business ; will be sold for part rash nnd good security ! no land dealn con- tlileiod ; poods will be sold for what they ore worth ; thrco other Bonorsl stores In town ; population about 1,000. Address W. E. Anfln , Wlsncr , Neb. Y-MMtt 31 * A WELL ESTAllLISHEH GROCERY STORE for snlo In cnc of the best towns In eastern Iowa ; Mock nnd fixtures will Invoice between 14.000 nnd JS.CCO : Etrck can Ic reduced If re quired , Addreca L C2 , care Omaha Ilecp. Y M51S JuncJ * roil BALK , PAT1JNT NO , tC6,67S ; SCLV-AD- JuMablc rnchet pipe wrench ; will not slip , crush or mnr pipe ; will nt any size pipe ; wll sell wholeor half Interest In U. S. , Cnnndn , Oient llrltaln. or stnte rlR.itn. Addres * W. S. Gllmore , Sorgho , Ky , Y CM 30 * WANTED , OHNTLKMAN WITH SMALL ( 'API- tal , wishing to OIIKHKC In the best paying bust- ncsn In the stnte , to call nl No. 2Gs Cilcnuo street before 9 n. m. cr after C p. m. . begin ning Wednesday. John Tyfc. Y M610 31 WANTKD. PARTNCH IN OGNIIRAL CON tructlnp buslncsi with J1KH ) , money secured ; Kuurnntec minimum fiO per cent annually on Investment. Address L C < , Dec. Y Ml 30 FOR SALi : , AIR SHIP. IIL'ST OP ITS KIND ; will Rive pnrty or company tone-fourth Interest In patent for money to build trlnl nlr ship. Addrcst Henry Helntz , Ulltton , S. IXilt. , or cnrc John Weddcrburn & Co. , Patent Attor neys \VnshlnRton , D. C. Y S90 30r FOR RHNT SMALL WATER POWER MILL. Can nleo handle grain. Address box M. Lin coln. Neb. Y S31-J9 FOR HALE. HOTEL FURNITURE BO-ROOM house doing a bis : paying business ; will b"nr the closest Investigation ; good reasons for sell ing. Address W. Homan , llom.in House , St Joseph , JIo. Y M54 Juno 2 FOR SALK. llfCYCLE SHADE ; READILY AD justed for uae ; when not needed may be folded In compact form and con\cnlently nrrnnged In renr of scat ; strong nnd durnble. Address r. S. YounRman. carp John Weddcrburn & Co , Pntcnt Attorneys , Washington , D. C. Y CM 30 FOR HALE , 11A11Y WALKER AND CHAIR ; SO constructed ns to properly support the child and > ct permit of perfect freedom of move ment ; readily adjusted to any height desired Address P. Auguat Anderson , cnre John Wed1 derburn & Co. , Patent AUorncjB. Washington , D. C. Y DM 20r CLARK , DEEMER & CO. . PATENT ATTOR- ncy and experts , 1S9 nroadway. New York , quickly procure nnd sell patents everywhere ; lowest terms ; one client makes } 1,000 weekly from our private "Hints" hand book , mailed free ; highest testimonials. Y RIG MONEY TOR SMALL INVESTMENT. Stnte .district nnd/ county ngents wanted. Lnundrold Co. , Ojnaha , Neb. Laundrold Is a perfect washing compound and the only one. Contains neither ncld nor alkali. Good side lino. -tit jl , Y FOR SALE. GUTTER ATTACHMENT ; A much needed device -which nllown water to reaillly pas- * ' Into nUio .e ves through , but posl " lively prevents nnj" fqrelKn matter from en terlng same. Add.rc < s itMra. Louis Arth , cnrc John W dderburni ! . & , Co. , Patent Attorness , WnnhlnKton , D. C. Y 600 SO * AGENTS WANTED TO SELL OUR GALI cure. Guarantcclifft-cure | < lor nil harness and saddle sorea wlillci.working the horse. Liberal Inducement ! ! . Electric < Cure Co. , 219 Green wich St. , New York. ' ! Y C53 30 * FOR SALE. 100 FEfET fcOUNTERING STOOLS , ' steam table , range ! andXother flxturcn for chop house. 1214 HhrneVf f ' ' - ' T C21.30 * FOR SALE. JIAnNfcSBi ' .ATTACHMENT ; A simple nnd'practlenl device for preventing the animal from breaKlng the strap by which It may be tied : rclfable and effective ; will sell readily. .Address John Durlum. cnrc John Wedderburn & Co. , Patent Attorncjs , Wash ington , D. C. r . Y CM 30 GET RICH QUICKLY ; SEND FOR " 300 IN- ventlons Wanted. " Edgar Tnte & Co. , 241 Broadway , N. " Y , Y FOR SALE , CONTROLLING LEVER ; PRO- vldcd with clutch mechanism for automatically locking lever In adjusted position ; more perfcpt In action than any other device of the kind yet Invented. Address A. L. Parsons , care John Wedderburn & Co. , Patent Attorneys , Washington , D. C. Y 390 30 Jl.500.00. THE CORRECT IDEA IN AMASSING wealth IB to Invest your dollars when and where they will make dollars for you. Such Ix the cardinal pilnclpal of the rich becoming richer. No con nrrclal enterprise offers such golden opportunities for large or small In vestors us our this year's turf events. Our statements arc worthy presentations of the most eklllful turf operations ever exhibited. Last > ear we realized niore than Jl.EOOCO per month ; results every week ; write for particu lars , Conden & Co. , Doon block , Covlngton , Ky. Y C32-SO" FOR SALE. GOOD PAYING DRY GOODS IJUSI- ncss In eastern Nebraska ; Invoice $15COO ; good reason for selling. Address L M , Dee. Y M575 4 FOR SALE , FLOUR SIFTER ; SO CONSTRUCTed - ed on to provide for successive sifting opara- tlons , thereby irreatly Increasing lightness of flour ; a single trial will prove Us merits. Ad dress Mrs. E. T. Hnrdlng , care JolmVcddcr - burn & Co. , 1'at.ent Attorneys , Washington. D. C. : Y COO 30 * WANTED. MAN OP BUSINESS EXPERIENCE nnd ability , on salary nnd percentage , to man age branch for manufacturing company ; Invest ment of SCOO.OO nnd highest references required. Addrfus "Secretary. " 701-2-3 Pontlac ll'ilir. ' , Chicago , III. Y-C55 30 * FOR SALE , COMPLETE CHOP HOUSE AND restaurant outfit. 1214 Hainey , Y G20 30 * FOR EXCHANGE. WANTED , A IIAROWAHR OR IMPLEMENT clock In exchange for stock In a jobbing housj ; good opening ; making money ; good rcatons fur selling. Address U 100 , Dee office , Council Ulurfs. Z M101 FINE OMAHA RESIDENCE , SEVEN-ROOM house , three lots , barn , young orchard In good neighborhood ! near schoola nnd churches , for small farm Dear Omaha , Address L CS , liee. 31' WANTED , COOD RESIDENCE PROPERTY for land and cash. Address L C7 , Bee.Z . Z 57C 30 PROPERTY IN HEART OF CITY PAYING 10 per cent on the Investment for stock of mer chandise. Address 1322 Capitol avenue , Omaha , 5C-G1 ! ) 30 * LAROI3 TRACT LAND ADJOINING ETHEN. South Dakota ; nice residence and barn ; l&-robm hotel ; feed bain ; store biilldlnu ; Ice houee ; artesian well ; clear all encumbrance ; owner too old to farm , desires to trade for eood clear Income Omaha , I > rprer.ty ; splendid opportunity for the rleht partyJ J Clear ICO acres In'-nhrrman county , Neb ; four lota , with three houses , Loun City ; owner de sires houco und I ITilfl Omaha. 320 ncres clear low .jiuid to exchange for Omaha property. i7i . Kansas and MlssourlOond to trade Ton DO ti < WO thoroughbred. caHr ) > i'Party ' will put In half CMkh on a trade.inli' . Clear house and l t near exposition grounds ; owner wants onemtgry house , northwest ; will put In Bome'cash.lf jiecessary , Improved property _ on ; 19th street boulevard , consisting ol C liuUMihand lot ; clear ; to trade for clear farm lartd" prefer sometlilnf near " - ' " - * Emerson or Nine-room houte , northwest part city , to trade for house and lot ntar liunscoin park , House and lot North 20th street. Ho trade for ' r vacant lot In earao locality. Good Income residence block to exchange for clear farm land In Nelratka or Iowa. Nice vacant lot to'-trade for house and lot HICKH. RKJAL ESTATE AGENCY. 219 B ? 16th St. . ground noorruxton | , block. FOIl SAL12 I1I2AL , KSTATE. COUNTJ5E PLACE UARGAINS , 12.100 , J3.750 TO 16.SCO ; > e phatof at ICth and Farnam : Uldl. J. J. aibson. Ml Pint-Nat. Ban HOUSES. LOTS. FARMS. t NDS. LOANS , deo. I * . Bemti Real KiUtt Co. , Paxton Block. RE-J03 BARGAIN. ONLY JJOO.OO FOR LARGE I.OT. ON tirade. t tsth avenue and Corby street. Oar- Vln lire * . , It 11 Farnam street , RE MG3S JJPROVED BUSINESS. PROPERTY PAYING U per cent cross , price 111,000. Write L 4t , Ue . HU-421 ORBAT BARGAINS JN HOUSES AND LOTS In any * nd every part of the city , north , east , couth and well , ranging from J5M to JSCtt ) or li.OOO and-upward * . Any term * dtilrcd. Uemla , block. ron SAi.nnnAi > KSTATE. ( Continued. ) FOR BALK. TWELVE ROOM MODERN HOUSE , eighty feet front Northeast corner < l t and Itard (40S2 It r < l ) for I7.WO. QnMhlM In caih or other residence property , Balance to rul purchaser. Thin Is ono ot the most deslrabl * location * In Walnut Hill. Apply to F. J. But cliff * . 441 Hee building. ll-K-Ml GOOD 7-ROOM HOUSE AND TWO LOTfl O > corner. Omaha Heights. 300 ; house cost 11,400 Fine lots on Mandenon street , Jolnlns the x position , > SOO each. . Beautiful lots In Hanrcom Place , on grade , nn natural shade , 1700 each. Beautiful new modem home , finished In hare. wood , porcelain Imth , fine reception hall nm street paved with asphalt , fine neighborhood One'of the best houses In Orchard Hill , wit ! both , clcoct , hot and cold water , fewer , mnrbl withstand , nearly new.JI.COO. T.iese arc samples of 100 barsnlns ; four sale made lad week ; these arc bound to co eoon Call at once for further particulars. 1'S. . E. Cor. ice ) lll'd'p. O. H. I'nsno. President. H , H. Harder , Secretary. 1.:00 WILL BUY A 6-ROO.M HOUSIJ IN WAI. nut Hill ; small monflily payment" . Omnh Real Sstnle nnd Trifflt Co. , 211 So. TOU SALE. CHEAP IXJTS 27th street , east of park < " Park nve. , across from pavilion > , ; ' 24th street , near Castfllar. . . . 17th street , near Spring. . . , 2Glh street , near Maple 2 < : ih street , near Ames nvenue 27lh street , near Sprague ( for two ) 41. 2Sth street , west of exposition 32 THE RYRON REDO CO. , 212 S. 14th 91. Wll O1TER FOR BALE THIS WEEK. A nice lot near exposition at ICOO , Oooil 5-room cottage , only > l,000. Elegant residence lot 35th nnd Fnrnam , Jl,100. Hnnirnm Place lot , worth J2.000. for J1.J50. Nice C-room cottage and lot , only Jl'iO. 7 lots , fplendld place for poultry. J975. 5-acro lot near Elmwood park , U.7M. lllg lot 27th anil C , South Omaha , $47r . 2S acres adjoining South Omaha , J2.900. , Fine lot Just outflilc city limits , H75. 10 acres , garden land , JSOO. 80 feet facing Hnnscom park , Jl.JOO. Plnect 10-acrc lot adjoining city. J2.400. lllg lot 50x241 , llnnscnm park , 13.000. Flne t trnckngc lot In Omaha , J13.T.OO. S-room cottage , good lot , only I2.4CO. rinc fruit farm. 40 ncres , I4.SOO. If you want to rent , buy or sell. Fed the. . Hicks Real Estate Agency , 219 S. 16th St. , ground lloor Pnxton block. RE C22 SO 60x128 , SOUTH FRONT ON FARNAM , EAST of 44th St. , JCOO.OO. W. H. Gate . 618 N. Y Life. RE MC01 Jl 20 ACHES C MILES NORTHWEST , H.COO.OO. 10 acres 34 < miles west , Jl.FOO CO. 20 ncren Improved , West Dodce St. , $2,400.00. 3. , ncres r. miles southwest. (3.Ml00. B ncrrs 6V4 miles southwest. JIOO.OO. 5 ncres. with liau p , barn , etc. , line garden Und near South Omnha , terms enpy. JSOO.OO. 7H acrvt near South Omnlm , 11,050.00. Alro desirable ncre tracts from r , to 40 acres near the city ; nlso reveral rmnll fnnns 10 to 15 miles from Omnha. very cheap. Potter S. George Company , S. W. Cor. ICth nnd Pnrnam Sts. RE 51001 31 FOR SALE , IRRIGATED LANDS UNDER Delmont canal. North PInttc valley , Nebraska on easy payments. In forty-acre tracts nm upwards , with perpetual water rights ; BOO < crops always assured. COLUMBIAN 1NVT CO. . First Nat'l Bank Hldg. RE MCDS SNAPS-GOOD BUILDING LOTS VACANT 2 blocks from High i-chool , COxI32. } 2 200.00. 1 block from Crelghlon college. 33x132 , Il.COO 00. Less than % actual value. Gnrvln Bros. , 1C13 Fnrnam st. R-E-5SS-30 HALE. HOUSE AND LOT. SO. VfTlT ST. room house. J2.SOO. Vacant lots , ilno corner n the Park , Jl.SCO : line corner on car line , S300 three lots at Walnut Hill , all for $110 nne resl dence lot. So. Omnlm. f 00.00 J2 000 nrst mort gage for house nnd lot ; 1 % ncrcs with two good houses , smnll front , all for J5JO ; live acres Improved near Florence , for Omaha property Clean grocery stock for cash only. Waterman , COO N. v T i - * i. . "J. Lyman Y. Life Bldg.R R E C9I 30 * - R nM 5S7 2 TvrnvniTEns. . LATEST MODEL TYPEWRITERS ! SUPPLIES United Typewriter & Supplies Co. . 1612 Faraa -JIC28 Ji3l 'ASTHOLOGY. jPROr. A" . ( MASERr OF EGYPT ; PALMISTRY and astrology : the wonder of the age ; past present nnd future told or no chargent 20"J Harncy street. Omaha. Neb. MSlDJune 4 SHOUTHAM1 AND TYPEWRITING. A , C. ' VAN SANT'S SCHOOL. 6 N. Y. LIFE. C04 OMAHA BUS rOLLEGE , 16TH & DOUGLAS COS FOR RENT HOTELS. HOTEL FOR RENT OF SO ROOMS. AMES AVE and Z4th st. . opposite -xposltlon grounds ; nlmoBi new ; rent reasonable. Bemls , Pnxton Wit MC49 1HUSIO , ART AM ) LANGUAGE. . BANJO. MANDO ISO ? Farnam street SIDEWALKS. FOR NATURAL STONE WALKS , TEL. 4D2 OR sendpostnl _ to A. Stutzer , S30 Board Trade -M731 Junes * LOST. " " ' "c'um ' to lK6"N7"l5lli niii get reHnr.1 Lost-577 I0 STRA1CD OR STOLEN. 3 MONTHS OID Scotch terrier ; nnme Frisky ; tug No 1317 Re ward If returned to 013 No. IStli IStliLOST LOST 578 30 * SIDEAVALICS. AWED brick. Tel. NATURAL 1CS9. W. J. STONE Wehhnns. , ARTIFIffAr 3M s 17h fit" 113- EMPLOYMENT AMERICAN AND GERMAN F bureau. 1524 Dodee. TelephonV. -M8CT Jrl3 wpiioLSTnitixr. ruiiMTunn. iURNITURE.REPAIIUNO . AND PAClflMn -507 I'AVl'URAGR. HOUSES ONLY , BOARD FENCES RpniNfl Rater. A. W. Phelps & Bon. 207 N Y Life SCI 31 * PHOTO-ENGRAVING. hE WH MAKE FINE HALF-TONES. ZINC ETCH inys. pmbMstne dies , trl-color plate or nny thins In up-to-date - ' ent-ravlnt' . We Uin , quality and wormanshlp.BWomSn" W " " ' " " xly , Nineteenth and Farnam. Farnam.M04J -M04J June 1J I > AWNI1ROICERS. H , MAROWITZ LOANS MONEY , 418 N. M BT' C01 ; AU43TION. SPECIAL AUCTION SALE fn00 < 1'Mvfry Wednesday and OF Saturday HOUSEHOLD mon H. 8wN . MkaAcH and < > f } ? Dodge nd CommUslon ttrtttu Co . : : _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -M4J8 FIJVAA'CIAL. LIFE INS.POLICIE3 BOUOIIT. W. F. HOLDEK MEDICAL. . LADIES ! CHICHESTHR'S ENGLIRH PENNY. roya Pills ( Diamond brand ) rc the besfe B fV relUble. Take no other. Bend 4o stamps for particulars , "Relief for ladles. " In letter b return mall. At druggists. Clilchcster Chem Ic.l Co. . Philadelphia. Pa. Men Ion Bee. CATON'S TANSY PILLS FOR INDIES ; N15VBII ? , " * * " . . " " * nuln " "J avoid failure ; It ° r dl"Ct' " ' Pt Cat0n' Boiton' SUES & CO. , FATEKT SOLICIIOHS DeellulMInf , . . , Omnha Neb Advice end Vntent Beak fl WllliKb HULLblS NJiWi Army Humorists "Who Oonld Laugh as Well nn light , GRIM HUMOR ON THE BATTLEFIELD flcncrnl Slocnni nml the Old Grunnillcr nt Hall Hun A SIinnRhnlrit Ilc- emit from Cnnniln nml III * Wnjof ( irttlnir Squnrr. "Hero's to the comnules who made mo Inugh , " said the colonel at n campflro sym posium * hcrc the topic hml been the atmr- rcla of Iho nations nnd the breeding ground of the beat soldiers , relates the New York Sim. "My fighting dnjs arc over and wars and rumors of wars don't rumo me. Lot Turk nnd Greek nnd Spaniard nnd Cuban flRht It out ; but It ever Ireland calls for nl- lies while I Hvo BIO ! can count on me for ono hired substitute. "If It hadn't been for the exiles of Hrln scattered through the army both officers nnd men , I think more victims would have died of melancholy and mental stagnation than from confederate bullets. Ono of the first recruits to Join my company of volunteers , hi 1SC1 , waa an Irishman named O'Gorman , who snld that ho waa an cx-grcnadlcr of the British army ; and probably ho spoke the truth thus far , for lie was a camp model In soldierly appearance , conduct nnd discipline. His military salute would have done credit to a member of the queen's own , and , us wo had everything to learn about soldiering , I naturally supposed that I had captured n prize In Grenadier O'Gorman. His talcs of the part ho had taken In the Crimea , at Alma , Inkerman and the Sevastopol redoubts raised the question among us novices whether this doughty Irish private or Colonel Slocum , the trained West Pointer whom wo had Belcctcd to lead us , would cut the wider swath through the southern confederacy. The odda were heavy on the man with the musket. Of course I bet on my man , the prldo of company C. When the make-up polish In which ho presented himself at the recruiting rendezvous got rubbed oft by life In camp , O'Gorman proved to bo far beyond military age. In fact , ho was over GO. Still our faith in his pronera was unshaken. "Hull Uun came and our regiment ad vanced to within range of firing and halted to rcconnnltcr the field. In a short time occasional bllets began whizzing over the line of battle from some point In the rear of a wooded knoll a few rods behind us. With out raising an alarm , Colonel Slocum strolled back In the direction whence the shots came , and , to his surprise , there stood the veteran of Inkerman , sheltered behind a tree and zealously firing away bulletti , with his rifle held at an angle of about 40 degrees , so as to bulk the missiles over the crest of the knoll. iAs soon as he could supprcro the de- eire to laugh and properly control his voice , the colonel gently hulled our model slaugh terer. " 'What arc you doing hero , O'Gorman ? ' said ' ho in a manner , as It proved , much too familiar for the battlefield. GIVING THEM FITS. "Tho veteran took no notice of the Intru sion , but loaded and fired another shot with out a turn of the head. The question was repeated only to be again Ignored. After seeing the third bullet sent on its useless mission skyward. Colonel Slocum saw that it was tlmo to drop the role ot an amused comrade and take up that of a stern com mander. Tapping the eager grenadier smartly 1 on the shoulder , ho called out In his ' moat martial tones : " 'Private O'Gorman , cease firing and re port results to your superior ! " "Still , without turning his head , but with a shrug that told of outraged dignity , O'Gor man straightened himself , brought bis piece to a carry ! with a resolute bank , not for getting his St. James' salute , and answered spiritedly : " 'T-wlnty rounds , sir , I'm afthor firing ; and , arrah , colonel , didn't I gev thlm sc- ccdens flts ? ' "Well , company C and Its commander never heard the last of tbo Irish grenadier at. Bull Run , and soon afterward , by the order of the colonel , our ideal warrior was placed on permanent detail at the regimental stable , and served hla time out standing guard over horseflesh , horse equipage and forage. "Tho boys missed the fun they had with O'Gorman In the company bivouacs , until another Irishman took his place. This was a plebeian without the 0' to his name. Ho was plain Mat Gorman. Mat's Idea of war was that It gave a chance for fun as well as fighting , and there couldn't bo too much of cither for his liking. He was In every scrape In the company and regiment , and even the brigade. Soldiers are not saints , and the men I commanded wcro no exception to the rule. There was many a raiding expedition and foraging I foray In the course of which va rious kinds of property belonging to friend or foe got Into the wrong hands , giving work to the patioli to detect the offenders If they could , and nnd and restore the last property anyway. This last they could often do after a long search when It had been taken from friends as a practical joke. Mat had a cousin in qno of the regular battcrfro attached to our brigade , company D , Fifth United States artillery. He ppent a good deal of his leisure tlmo with his cousin , and became a well-known character to the men of 'Badthery D , ' as ho called It. Whenever tbo patrol came through our camps searching for mlcslng property Mat was always in evidence , looking on at the search. Ho kept a straight face , and after awhile would 'innocently ' ask what had been lest. As soon es the plunder was dc- Ecrlbed ho would say : 'I saw that very eamo thing lasht night over In Badthory D.1 . Having put the patrol on the wrong scent , ho would MVO the tip to the guilty ones , with whom ho generally stood In , and tbo missing properly was transferred from place to place In the camp , and If the ( search of our quar ters got very hot the articles wcro somehow transferred to thcso of 'Battery ' D , to bo found and restored to their owner. GLOOM AT ANDEKSONVILLE. "Mat served his tlmo out with me , re-cn- Itstcd and finally got caught by the Johnnies and taken to .Andersonvjllc. Then his fun was over. Ho sank lower and lower , until ho could no longer stand up. Ono day a cam- rado from the town where ho enlisted , BInghamton , N , Y , , went to eeo him , expect ing that it was a goodby call. Mat could not lift his head , and spoke but once. Said be ; " 'It's all right , mo bye , we'll get out o' liero wmo day , and when wo are back In old BInglmtum we'll Just liavo ono long spree to make up for this ? ' "It took him thirty years to drown the memory of Andcrconvllle , and then ho dlod , "There was fun around headquarters , too , when there wux an Irishman In the military family. General Slocum , after ho became commander of the division , had upon his staff an Irlrh captain whcao very brogue when excited was enough to convulse a Tuncral gathering. He was a good-natured , fun-loving fellow , a Mat Gorman of a higher ypo , for he bad graduated at Dublin col lege , and a Bayard or a llolaml In chivalry and courage. The night after the battle of Antletam , General Slocum took charge of lit he picket lines , which were In close con- act with the enemy. It was a pole inn hour , often heard the general say that In all his at experience In war he never kni" " i tlmo IS when the most hardened Boldkr.scio so to affected by the scenes of daughter as on and that field , The officers barely upoko except 39 lit has tilmi .wv/X mi miH ige Iho ba sci lia laiHi ( Hi from a on tivect du and tlrait title itoor 3IIIU tl'uiuit * cv- rraltttlltt tott' > loirn ur ( Itlraiju lot front / /liirlj/ > < il > itr < l. ISIh tin Drummond&s llarney j Vfeluo lot Hit ' when neccrsary , and then In ftubdtiod tonrs. j Hundreds ot the bravest anil noblest of their comrades nnd thousands ot their g&ll nt soldiers were IIng upon the field to thlcklr that one crruld li rety find A path between the cori ( a. Frequently that night there wr outburslit ot firing slonR the front line , od General Slocum sent his aide * In nit direc tions to ECO It an > thing eorlous nan afoot. One by one they came In And made their re port * . Among the last \vna Iho Irlah cap tain , and when the general called upon hltn ho solemnly marched forward with his head don n , wringing his hixndi hysterically , and moAned. 'Och , ( llneral , Is an nahtul ; It U aahttil , Olncrall' Ho could nay no more , tor his emotion choked him. The spectacle ot the tunny man of the camp doing th pathetic , and that with such tragic demeanor , coupled \vlth hln comical brogue , was too much for the gravity of his companions , even in that column hour , nnd ono by on * they encaked out ot the tout to Indulg * their uncontrollable laughter. The Incident nan a godt > end , for tinder such circumstances It Is far better to laugh than to weep , and It nnifit be ono or the other. A FALSE ALA KM , "Another Irish ofllcer who gave us a good deal of amusement by hl.s eccentric and vehement attempts to bo serious and sol dierly at times \\lien the situation reminded one ot opera boultc waa the late Colonel Michael W. Hums ol the Second New York \ Klro Kouavea. Dump was the exact tloublo of Cimter , except that his flowing locks wcro brown Instead of golden , and , like Ouster , ho was n peer among tightens. At the slego of PoteraburK his regiment lay In the trcnchcN ndjolnltig Vort SvdKwlck , a notori ous hot corner which the veterans who were 00 fortunate ns to survive a turn ot duty there nicknamed Tort Hell. ' After the ex plosion ot lltiriiMdu's mines rumors of coun termining trcciucntly alarmed the troops , and every ono \\m alert for llio stealthy 'tap-tap' and drill ot the ccntcdoratu miners under the ground beneath us. "Ono night Colonel limns Invited n party ot us to u game of cards In his tent. It happened that Indication , ? ot mining had been reported that day by the outpost senti nel. Every one's nerves wcro In that well- known condition called scaiy. We started In to make n night of It. Fiom time to tlmo a mjsterlous far-away nolso penetrated through the hum of the ( Atnp and struck gently upon our cm A , and along toward the small hours , nftcr the camp streets became quiet , Uily sound grew Into a dHlnct , mcne- urctl tapping. The cards were dropped In a twinkling , and nn explosive 'S-fih ! ' escaped eveiy pair ot lips , nnd , under breaths not entirely Innocent ot the ntoina of the ex tract of coin , we all exclaimed : " 'They arc mining ! ' "On tiptoe \ve went round the camp , kneel ing In deep puddles here , and sprawling broadside with cars to the earth In ohal- lowcr ones there , until finally v\c came tea a low dugout In the face of an embankment wall , which had been cut away to widen the trenched. Insldo the dismal cave , many feet below the ground , an old .soldier of Burns' regiment sat on a rude bench cob bling shoes. "The nrst Impulse of all ot us , excepting the colonel , wan to consider ourselves sold , and hurry back quickly and unobserved to the solace of our campflres , cards and bottle. But our host had hln own Ideas ot outtaged dignity and discipline , to eay nothing ot overwrought nerves nnd mud-splashed uni forms ? , and he rushed Into the dugout , with a vigorous soldier's oath , shouting : 11' you , sir ! Phwat do > ou mean by minding ould shoes atther taps do you hear ufther taps ? ' Then turning to the officer ot the day , who was In the party , he added. 'Officer , put thin man in the gearrcd uouso and keep him there ! yes , keep him there until he knows better than to mind shoes afther taps ! Put him In the scarred house , 1 say. and the shoes along -\vld him , him ! ' In his zeal to punish the author of the midnight scare , the excited colonel looked upon the shoss , even , as accessories in crime. GETTING HEVENGE. "Another eccentric Irishman , who gave \a : a great deal ot fun In the trenches at Peters burg , was a fellow recruited In the big bounty days and tent down to me from the state camp at Elmlia. Ho was from Canada , and to take his own story ot It , mupi have been shanghaied Into the army. HP said that his homo was near the Canada end of the suspension bridge , and that he went out ono night to have a good time with the 'byes. ' The next morning ho woke up , under guard , In a Buffalo recruiting office , and was told that he bad been enlisted to serve the United States. He accepted the situation philosophically , loss of bounty , which hie captors had pocketed , and all , and settled down to soldiers' tare and hardi llnea at the front , determined to take revenge for hla injury out' ' of the enemy. Ho was a roaring comrade among the boys , always happy and scattering sunshine around him , but in the \ ! trenches under flro ho was a perfect fiend. Ho was continually inventing some device to hurt the confederates across the lines. Ho searched out the beat places to got crack shots at Eomo of them unawares. He In vented little shells , which he could fire out of hla rifle high Into the air to drop down Into the enemy's camps and explode. They may have taken life In fact , men were eecn to fall where they struck , and at any rale they iwcre very annoying visitors , and the Idea tickled their Inventor. Every time that his shots created a commotion In the enemy s lines ho would yell in a alng-song tone of triumph , 'Qw-ow , Johnnie , d'yo mind ? Ow-ow ! " He would put up dummy figures for the confederates' to fire nt , and when they otruck It with their wasted shot , he , lurking under cover to return the fire , would yell , 'Ow-ow Johnnie , d'yo mind ? Ow-ow ! ' This shout , of course , amuseil us all a great deal at first , but wo did not take kindly to the sort of warfare he was given to , shooting down unsuspecting enemies , so I remonstrated with him and tried to dUsunde him , but It did no good. He paid ho had to get square with Eomo cue. His cry couM be heard on < ho : and It became weird outposts day and night , and tcrrlblo when we knew Its slgnincanco for many and many a poor southerner going quietly ' about In Lee's camps , who m'lgnt have lived through ordinary battle dangers , was sent to death , murderously , with no other requiem than that wild Irishman a demoniacal yell , 'Ow-ow Johnule , d'yo mlndT Ow-ow ! ' , , . . "Hut tbo last tlmo that I heard It I laughed till I cried. At Appomattox , after the mirrender , I BOW him wltn two filled can teens of strong water slung over each shoulder , an uncorked ono In his right hand and a pint tin cup In his left , treating the thlrety , half-famished confederated and drinking their , health. As every brimming bumper went down ho sounded , with now and happy meaning , the old refrain. "Tho celebration of victory and the sober ing up lasted him for two or thrco dajfi. , I strolled through the bivouac ono morning Just no ho was coming to , Spying me , bo rolled over in his blanket and called out : " 'Colonel , dear , what happened lately , at " 'They say It Is all up with the southern confederacy , ' said I ; 'it's dead ! ' " 'Ilegobs , I thought It must bo some body big , Orant , or Leo , or Jeff Davis , Sure , such a folno wako I never saw , < iven In Ire land , Ow-ow ! Johnnlo , goodby , d'yo mlndT Goodby , Johnnie. Ow-owl Ow-ow | ' " An honeat storekeeper will not try to con vince buyers that ho knows what they need better tuan they ao. CufT < ' < * < About this time last year there was B heavy Increase In the receipts of coffee at primary points. Vor Instance , the recelpto Hla and Santos for the week ending Mayi last year worn 9,000 ba ? , and during the following week they Jumped to 31,000 bags , for the wct-k ending .May 29 they wcro 39,000 bags , At the prdient time receipts are liberal , and the total crop movement to date been 8,116,000 bags , and BOIUO ctitlmale that the receipts during the balancu of this month and durlug Juno will average about 14,000 bags per day , With this dally avur- there may bo expected to come forward balance of this crop jear about 376,000 bags , thus making tbo total crop for the season , say 8,500,000 bags , ogalut 5,470,000 tiaga the previous ciop year. With UKBO largo uuppllcs before the market there la a llspcaltlon on the part of operators to hold , and tlila ot couruu teudi to make trada lull. That feeling of depression eo common In weather U overcome by Htrcngtbenloi ; blood with Pill Auecmlc I'lnk , No boncot dealer will try to tell what h mows the customer did not order and doca want. Substitution thrives for a tlmo , lo tbo Ions ruu it uoei to tbu wall.