o THE OMAHA DAILY MONDAY , MAY 10 , 1807.
unable to make any progress , though she
cnraped serious damage.
The stMtnor Corlnthla , sixteen days out
from Cadiz , which came. Into port this mornIng -
Ing , reports that she encountered vast fields
of Ice 110 mllca southeast of Cape Ilacc , am
met a number of large bergfl. The wcathci
was very severe and her chief ofllcer hai
both legs Injured.
SCHOOtffin SINKS.
VINEYARD HAVKN , Mass. . May 9. The
schooner Annlo K. Rudolph , from Csmden
N. J. , for Boston , with Iron pipe , was sunk
off N'atieet , Capo Cod , by colliding with the
tug I'aoll at * a. m. , and Skipper Captain
Gardiner , Mntc Sncll , both of New Jersey ,
and a seaman were drowned. Steward George
Drown and Seaman Johnson were saved. The
tug was uninjured.
A ADJUTANT.
An AriujInclilctit < if lnli-rcMl In More
\Vujn Til nil One.
"It Iirn never been In the newspapers , "
remarked Iho retired army ofllcer , referring
to KomolMnf : he had bctn saying as the re
porter of the Washington Star Joined the
group.
"It must have happened a thousand mllca
from a printing press or a poatolflce then , "
ycnturcd the reporter , who has nn Idea that
everything worth knowing Is to bo found In
the newspapers.
"I was Just on the point of telling a
lory , " said the officer , "of a peculiar hap
pening which occurred eomo twenty odd
years ago In Montana. To make It a bit
clearer I may say for Uio benefit of thcoo
not posted on military matters that the coun
try is divided for military purposed Into de
partments and districts , having a major gen
eral , let us say , in command of n depart
ment and some subordinate In command of
tlio district. In the department arc several
districts , and In the district nro several
posts , the pent commanders being of still
lower rank. In this Inntnnce n colonel had
been given tlio district of Montana , and as
was ciwUoraary he had appointed the adju
tant of' Ms regiment , a "West J'olntor , by the
way , as Ills acting assistant adjutant general ,
whoso chief duty It was to promulgate the
orders of his chief , said orders always being
signed ; Colonel Blank , district commander ;
Lieutenant Illauk , acting assistant adjutant
general ; and It was obligatory , of course ,
upon any one In the Jurisdiction of 'Colonel '
Blank to obey these orders without question.
"As time moved on under the new com
mander and hlo A. A. A. 0. , we began to
notice that the adjutant had queer spells
nnd acted strangely , but it was not quite
enough to ciuuo alarm , and we gave It no
great amount of thought until ono day he
left the pest with a detail of men , a four-
mule team hauling their stulf , and driving
along with them a lot of government horses
and mules. The colonel commanding had
left the day before for St. Paul to attend a
court-martial , and the olllccr In command
during his absence had nothing to say be
cause the adjutant nhoweil him the orders
of the district commander to tha effect that
ho take such a detail and the etock and go
on an expedition to the south to deliver
them at another post. That's all any of us
at the post knew , and whatever wo may
have thought of It , It was none of our busi
ness to question orders which were as plain
and regular as apparently were those the
adjutant was acting on.
"Nearly three weeks after the adjutant's
departure the detail of men and their four-
mule team returned to the pent In com
mand of the sergeant , who reported that he
had been ordered by the adjutant to return
to .the post with the men and team and he
would report later. Thl was the extent of
the olllclal report , but some of us concluded
wo would niaico eonie further Inquiry , which
developed tha rather startling fact that the
adjutant had proceeded south for two weeks
ut n very leisurely pace , selling as he went
along to any one whiTwould purchase at any
price ho could get the horses and mules he
had with him In hlu train , and ho kept going
an long as hit stock lasted. As soon , as the
supply was exhausted the detail was ordered
back to the post.
"On this Information the colonel , on his
return a few days later/ / . made an Investi
gation of the adjutant's. books and papers
and of these officers who had furnished
him with , all ho took away with him , and
It was discovered that every man who had
anything In charge that the adjutant wanted
to complete bin expedition could show a
proper order for -the same duly signed by the
assistant adjutant general. Everything was
done regularly , and of course every subor
dinate who had received any orders froiv
the adjutant had hastened to obey until all
ho needed had been turned over to him , am' '
the whole had been duly authenticated. No'r
wes It forgery exactly , for the adjutant was
very nearly acting within his powers as far
as signing his chief's name was concerned ,
anyhow.
"Then the colonel nnd everybody else made
nn effort to find the ndj.utant , who had dis
appeared as completely as If the earth hail
swallowed him. Nothing came of It , how
ever , nnd his army and homo friends had
given ; the case up ; In dcapalr , when one day
at a post In Arizona , nearly two years after
ward , a lieutenant who had Just arrived at
the post met an enlisted man somewhere
about the place who seemed like some ono
ho know. He watched the man for a few
minutes nnd then went after him , He at
once called the soldier by the name of the
adjutant , who had been his classmate at
the academy , and the ndjutant responded ,
but could only very vaguely explain why
ho had disappeared and stranger still why
ho had gone back Into the army aa a pri
vate soldier. Of course the lieutenant at
once had an Investigation set on foot , which
resulted In n private hearing , which fur
ther rallied In the squelching o ; the cnijg
on 1)19 ) ground of mental aberration and the
return of the demented man to his homo.
"At last' accounts , which was two ars
ngo , ho was still living , and though not to
eay crazy , was beyond any question Just ns
decidedly off , so that It la probably Just afl
well thut a verdict of Insanity was returned
and Undo Sam shouldered the loss of the
homes and mules In silence. "
Aliiiut Mlnrrnl Water * .
The 'Washington Star quotes a physician as
follows : "A great majority of the cures
effected by drinking the waters of fashion
able nnd unfashionable medicinal springs In
various parts of the country would have ro-
iniltcd It the same amount of plain , whole
some , everyday water was drunk by the
pcoplu who rush to these springs , nnd whllo
thuro drink from eight to twenty largo
gliuica , of their waters In n day. Whether
there are any medicinal virtues In the
waters , this treatment does tham good , on
account of the extra washing out they glvo
thonuclves , nnd It Is the water Instead of
the constituency of the same that does the
work' . The same people , if at their homes ,
would puss many and many a day without
drinking onu glass of water. It Is , in my
opinion , thii water that cuTcs , nnd It U
water that Is needed. "
Every thought ,
word mul action
takes vitality
from the blood ; every nerve , inusclo ,
bono , organ ami tlssno depends on tlio
blood for Ite quality and condition.
Therefore ptiro
blood is absolutely
"cccssnry to right
iMug nnd healthy
bodies. Hood's Sarsaparilln is thogrcat
blood purifier and the best Spring
llcdioliio. Therefore It IB the great
cure for Burofula , salt rheum , humors ,
sores , rheumatism , catarrh , etc. ; the
great nervine , strength builder , appo-
titcr , stomach tonlo and regulator.
s
SarsapaiiBfa a
Blx ( or $3. Prepared only by 0. 1. Hood & Co. ,
Ixwcll , Mft33. Get Hood's and only Hood's.
Hood's Pills Uk n f tor dinner til dljwtlou.
FREAK OF A CRAZY FARJIER
Thomas Stone of Valley Oounty Gives His
Attendants a Scare.
HE IS SANE ENOUGH TO SAVE HIS LIFE
Ilium from Home In IIIN MKlit Clothe *
mill .liiiiii' " In it Deep Well
ivllli n Hope Arniiiul
i III * Neck.
TMV , Neb. , May 8. ( Special Tele-
otnaa Stone , a demented farmer
HvriBieevcn ( miles north of this place , cscapei
from his homo In his night clothes about 3
o'clock thls morning nnd succeeded In get-
tlng entirely away from his attendants. Ho
ran'for * about a mile , and when found was
flitting on the curb of a well , which Is eight }
fceOi'dccp , With ono end of a rope fastensi
nround his nock and the other end fastenec
to a beam across the well curb. When the
searching parties were within only n few fee
of him ho Jumped oft Into the well. How
ever , It seems that ho must have hrncei
himself against the sides of the well With
his feet nnd hands , for ho went down oulj
about twenty feet. After much persuasion
ho was Induced to come out of the well. His
Insanity has been caused by financial trouble
nnd ho has several times before attempted
to take his life. He will be taken before
the Insanity board at Onl Monday.
oin MAimowxs wuii.n SWIMMING.
Doily iif Amlrrw Anilor.oon Kiiiitul In
Ilir l.nkr tit CiothnilitirK.
aOTHnNUUlta , Neb. , May 8. ( Special : )
Yesterdny morning the body of Andrew An
derson was found floating on the Gothenburg
lake. Tlio deceased was born near Stockholm
helm , Sweden , and was 7S years old , and
rather childish In disposition. This mornIng -
Ing ho got up about 7 o'clock and con
cluded that he would go to the Inko and take
n hath before breakfast. Shortly after this he
was seen by II. C. Jones on the second tier
of piling , used as a break for the water when
It Is high , undressing and making preparations
for a swim. Jones , thinking him a tramp ,
warned him that the water was deep and
cold there , and that If ho wanted to wash
ho ought to go around to the east aide of the
lake , where It was shallow , and went on to
town. About thirty minutes later the chil
dren , In coming to school , found his corpse
floating on the water , and at once spread
the nows. A crowd soon gathered and fished
the body out of the lake , nnd his son , M.
Anderson of this city Identified it an that
of his father , after 100 citizens and his near
est neighbors had failed. Coroner Uancroft
of Lexington was telegraphed for. After
looking over the situation , he concluded that
It was not necessary to hold nn Inquest , and
turned the remains over to the son for burial.
Three scars were found on the deceased , nnd
the conclusion arrived nt was that he slipped
and fell on the piling , and , being an old
man , ho became unconscious and rolled into
the lake , where his body floated until found.
Kuneral services will be held in the Swedish
Baptist chiirch tomorrow at 2 o'clock.
CITV OKFIU1A1.SSTIM. IN JA1I * .
Miiyor , Mm-Nhiil an , ] street CommlH-
xloncr of Aulinrii Iiienri-rriiUMl.
AUIJUIl.V , Neb. , May 9. ( Special Tele
gram. ) The controversy over the opening of
Seventh street Is growing very Interesting.
A. J. Bnrnham , attorney for the city , while
In Lincoln on Saturday , applied lo all Iho
judges of the supreme court and each ono
of the judges of Ihe dUtrlct court of Lan-
caoter county for a writ of haheas corpus to
release the mayor , city marshal and street
commissioner from jail , but could get none
of them to acl. He has nowl made arrange
ments to meet Judge Letton of this-district
at Lincoln tomorrow and apply for a writ
lla hits already applied to Judge Stull and
been , refused. The most singular part of. It
is that the district court was In session , here
Saturday and expreroed Its willingness to
hear the whole case on Us merits , hut the
city officials objected.
The president of the council is acting as
mayor and the deputy sheriff Is acting ns city
marshal.
TriivelliiMr Men Orivaiilzc lit
HASTINGS , Neb. , May 9. ( Special. ) The
Hastings traveling men and others who make
this territory organized a council of the
United Commercial Travelers at this city-
last night. The council ctarta out with
eighteen membera. The organizing ofHccrs
were : J. C. Pentz of Chicago , past coun
selor ; J , K. Dradmlklo of Concordla , Kan. ,
senior counselor ; C. S. Trozer of Lincoln ,
junior counselor ; J. II. Klrby of Lincoln ,
conductor ; W. S. Hughes of Lincoln , sec
retary nnd treasurer ; C. P. White of Ue-
atrlce , sentinel. Tlio officers Installed for
Hastings council were : J. A. Traphagen of
Hastings , pist counselor ; C. J. Miles of Hast
ings , neuor counselor ; II. V. Hlllmer of
Holdrt'go , junior counselor ; H , V. Sclmwake
of Hastings , secretary nnd treaourcr ; Sam
Frlendlcah of Kansas City , page ; 1 < \ A. Boiler
of Haetlngi' , sentinel ; John J. M. Grebe of
Hustings , outside sentinel. The other mem-
bero of the council are : W. J. Dlles , W.
D. Sheldon , W. J. Miller nnd P. C. Woods
of Hastings ; Al Harris of St. Joseph , John
S. Hart of Omaha , Frank P. Rlley of Chicago
cage , H. S. Hoot and W. P. Chnmberlain
of Holdrcge , ' George Hogcrs nnd C. C. Cald-
wcll of Lincoln. The latter two -were In
itiated as members of Lincoln council. Hust
ings council Is No. 109.
After the work of Installing the council
wns over n bammet wne served nt the Hotel
Ikstwlck. There nro several other traveling
men who will join this council ns soon ge
they , make this ; city again.
AlrHlilp trltli SoiiK'tliliiK In It.
STKOMSnURO , Neb. , May 9. ( Special. )
During the last few days the people of thla
vicinity have been amused over the sight of
an "nlrt > hlp" sailing west of the city. The
first night only the most philosophical people
observed the great mystery. Some called It
the much'tulkcd-of "nlr&nlp , " snmo called It
Venus and others said It was the evening
star , looking like a bright light sailing In the
air , traveling north. Tlio following evening
nearly nil the city could eeo It , nnd those who
had seen it on the previous evening were
convinced that It was a "ship , " and proceeded
to get close to it , On gjlng to find it they
took n shotgun along. They succeeded In
getting directly under the ship nnd , curious
to get acquainted with the captain of the
ship , they fired at the sails nnd brought It
to the ground and discovered to their great
surprlso that they had been chasing a klto
mndo so n candle could burn between tls uo
paper of different colors. Thla "airship" was
furnished by the small boys of the town
and was a success In arousing the curiosity
of the people.
'IViiclicrn' MeHliiK lit
DAUTLWV , Nob. , May 9. ( Special. ) There
was a largo attendance at the meeting of the
Hcil Willow County Touchers' association
hero on Saturday. John Jones executed some
good guitar music , Mies Grace Curlee pre
sided nt Iho organ nnd the Hartley quartet
furnished uomo excellent vocal muelc. Mrs.
Amy Tcel read a suggestive paper ou "The
Proper Uao of the Itlght Kind of Stories In
School , " In answer to questions by the
president , C. N. Whit Inker , teveral of the
teachers commented on the thoughts pre
sented , and ndded othcra. The county BU-
perlutcndont , L. A , Carnahnri , presented
some strong reasons for teachers etudylng
and mastering subjects beyond those taught
In the school room. Prof. Valentino gave a
practical talk on the Importance of training
the puplla to form clear mental pictures of
tlio subjects or objects studied. Itov , Hart
L. Preston gave an Impressive talk upon the
great and good Influence whir1 teacher
may exert. _
SluitvcrN Help < liu Crop * .
AnCADIA. Neb. , May 9. ( Special. ) A
copious shower of rain fell here this morn-
lug and It Is still raining at intervals. It
came at an opportune time , as late-eown
small grain and gardens were beginning to
need rain quite badly , and the farmers had
l > egun to get anxious. The email grain Is
alt nicely up , and with today's shower it
will continue to maku a splendid growth ,
NEHUASKA CITV , May 8.-SpectaU (
Thla section was visited by a heavy rain
yesterday aftcruoon and last ulght. Farmers
hero made good progress In their work , dur
Ing the last ten days. Fully one-half o
the acreage of corn has been planted. The
wo k Just cloocd has been warm and favor
able In every way for vegetable growth ,
ELGIN , Neb. , May 9. ( Special. ) Wo hai
about two Inches of rain yesterday , which
was much needed , as we have had a day or
two of hot winds and everything was very
IIV K.MKIITS TIO.MI'I.AH
1'imrriil of John IMv.ver In Atteiulei' '
liy Mn ii y I'rli-nilji.
I1EATHICE. Neb. , May 9. ( Special Tele
gram. ) The funeral of John Dwyer , com
mercial agent of the Durllngton system , oc
curred in this city atI o'clock this after
noon , The services throughout were under
the direction of the Knights Templar or
ganization , there being present large dele
gations of Knights from the commandcrlcs
nt Omaha nnd Lincoln. Special trains were
run from Omaha and Wymoro mid the at
tendance was nmong the largest that hns
ever been present nt the funeral of n Be
atrice citizen , The flro department , ns well
as the city officials , turned out In a body.
The members of Deatrlco lodge , No. 2G , An
cient Free nnd Accepted Masons , also hnd
n place In the line of March , There were
present prominent men In Masonic nnd rail
road circles from nil parts of the state nnd
22f ! Knlchts were In line. The services were
held In the Presbyterian church , mid al
though the building hns an Immense seating
capacity hundreds failed to got Inside. Hov.
G. W. Crofts of this city , assisted by Hev.
Mr. Phelps of Omnha , conducted the fcrv-
Iccs in the church , which were most Im
pressive. Mr. Crofts dwelt nt EOIUO length
upon. Hie three qualities most prominent In
Mr. Dwycr's makeup Industry , generosity
and Integrity nnd no grentor nor nioro de
served eulogy could bo paid to the dead than
the reverend gentleman raid to tbc man
whom to know well was to love.
The floral offerings from the different so
cieties nnd individual friends were profuse
and cxijulsltc.
Will I'liNh n.MV Mnvliliic.
FREMONT , Neb. , May 9. ( Special. ) The
Board of Tra'de held n meeting Inat even
ing at which It was decided to organize a
company for the manufacture of the Hardes
patent milling' ' and purifying machine. Stock
to the amount of $3,000 .waii subscribed
and a committee was appointed to secure ad
ditional subscriptions. The new company
will start In business with n ! capital of $11-
000. The Hainins building on Second street
will be rented and work will be commenced
as soon aa practicable. The success of the
tent of the machine by the Fremont Milling
company nnd the saving it will make In lira
operation make the promoters confident that
the new company will do a good burl-
ness from the start. C. D. Marr will prob
ably bo the manager of the company.
llnrdoy I , ( INCH n. Cooil CHIr.eii.
BARTLEY , Neb. , May 9. ( Special. ) O.
Frost , cashier of the late Hank of Bartley ,
has packed his household good. ? . He will re
main hero for a few days and then for some
weeks will attend to some business at Lin
coln and in other parts of the state. Mrs.
Frost nnd their son , Reuben , leave to visit
friends at Sewnrd , Columbus nnd Broken
Bow , thU state , and then at Detroit , Mich.
Many regret their departure. They have
manifested good taute nnd have spent time
and money Improving their home here , nnd
Mr. Frost has taken a great deal of Interest
In several of the town Improvements. He
hns freely spent time and money to direct
and accomplish those things which received
hla approval.
UHS , lliiteln-i- Knife on IIlK Son.
TECUMSEH , Neb. , May 9. ( Special Tele
gram. ) In a family row In the east part ol
town tonight , Charles Gabriel was attacked
by his angry sire , William Gabriel , who se
verely cut his son. with a butcher knife.
Young Gnbrlel Is much smaller than hla
father , and could do but little to protect him
self. The father dealt the son seven ugly
cuts on the head , three on the scalp and
four in theface. . Two of the wounds are
cevero ones , and , cue Js dangerously , near
the' temple Dr ; Chabback dressed the young
man's head , and UdTWlll recover. The Beuioi
Gabriel was taken1 to Jail and the matter wl |
bo aired in police court tomorrow , ,
AVI 11 I'ro.srcodHiirnliniii. .
AUBURN , Neb. , May 9. ( Speqial. ) The
district court of Nemaha county , Judge Stull
presiding , held a short session yesterday and
hoard , the report of the committee appointed
some time ago to Investigate the charges
filed against A. J. Burnhom by L. L. Bev-
eridge , and after reviewing the testimony
taken at that InvestlgatMn concluded there
were sufficient grounds In the report to war
rant charges ngnlnst Burnlmm , and np
pointed G. B. Beverldge and G. W. Cornell
to prepare such charges and to conduct the
prosecution of Iho eame.
to n Ili-tlrliifv I'OMt
STOCKVILLE , Neb. , May 9. ( Special. )
A farewell reception was given to Postmaster
J. T. Lane and wife last evening in the Ma
sonic hall nt this place. Nearly 100 citizens
were present and a very pleasant time was
had. . Mr. Lane's service as postmaster hero
has 'been highly satisfactory to all the pat
rons of the office and all regret that ho Is
to move away. Ho will turn over the olllce
to his successor , J. L. Sanders , next week ,
and then expects to move to Omaha , where
his sons , Vance Lane and A. D. Lane , now
live.
_
IIuil in I'"lnli < ln .IIIR.
FAIRMONT , Neb. , May 9. ( Special. )
Frank Nelson aud several others created con
siderable excitement hero yesterday after
noon. It seems they had three kegs of beer
shipped in and undertook to paint the town
red. Nelson defied H , G. Falk , the 'city ' mar
shal , to arrest him. The marshal being a
man of nerve , arrested him on a chargeof
ic-sUthiK au officer. Nelson was taken be
fore the police judge and placed under $50
bonds to appear Monday morning nt 10
o'clock.
( Hoc Oillinty 'IViU'luTM.
NEBRASKA CITY , May 9. ( Special. )
The session of the Otoe County Teachers' as
sociation closed last evening after one of the
most Interesting meetings in its history as
an organization. Prof. Barber of the Ne
braska City High school contributed an In
teresting paper , as did Miss Myrtle Wllinan
and Mrs. Fairbanks. Prot. Hunt of Palmyra
and Prof. Blake of this city discussed "Town
and Country Schools. " Model classes were
held In the afternoon In the several schools
of the city.
lliiriiH 11 Orniinry ,
"
FREMONT , Nob. , May 9. ( Special. } A
granary on the farm of A , P. Shephard , six
miles north of town , was burned Friday
afternoon. About COO bushels of wheat and
200 bushels of oats , belonging to Homer Mer-
rell , 'Mr. ' Shophnrd's tenant , wore burned , A
large corn crib , containing several thousand
bushels of corn also took fire , but was ex
tinguished wlthont much damage ,
Knrly CIoxliiK Movement.
NEBRASKA CITY , May 9. ( Special. )
The early closing movement during the sum
mer months has overtaken this city and aa
a result all stores will be closed at 7 o'clock ,
except on Monday and Saturday nights. The
now regime la hailed \\lth delight by the
clerk ? .
Axlilnm ! 'Xot ' ,
ASHLAND , Neb. , May 9. ( Special. ) Hon.
W , I ) . Cometock of Lincoln has been secured
as the orator for Decoration day , May 31.
Misses Hartmun , Seely , Still and Bell ,
: oachers In the South Omaha schools , upent
Saturday and Sunday with 'Miss ' Lillian Bell
n Ashland.
Hone to Clrnr llolMliiKlon.
ELGIN , Neb. , May 9. ( Special. ) Excite-
merit still runs high hero over the unearthing
of the cattle stealing. Attorneys for the de-
'endant ' , Holilngton , hope to prove him an
nuoceiit man ,
Take CIIHI | from roNtnllli-e.
ARAPA'HOB. ' Neb. , May 9. ( Special Tele-
gram. ) Robbers entered the postolllco latt
light and broke open the safe. They se
cured about $10 and escaped.
\oti-n ,
Most of the alfalfa lu the vicinity of Albion
a eald to be dead. ,
The Fairmont Chronicle celebrated Us
twenty-fifth birthday last week.
Tha general merchandise store of Bryno
.Bros. , at Blandeu , won entered by thieves
Monday night nnd looted of Clothing , dry
goods , shoes tfnjl 'other goods.
A dlvIslon4fHhe Ancient Order of Hiber
nians In being organized nt O'Neill.
The question of county division Is ngatn
agitating the pjejilo of Custcr county.
Catherine stcrluely of Mlndcn stepped on
a rake tooth nnd It ran clear through her
foot.
foot.Hchry Hegerdorn of Portal recently dug
out n wolf d nand secured nine young
wolvce. I
The April collections of the treasurer of
Furnas county were the largest of any ono
month In severav'years.
John MayV'wtfb ' 'lived near Staiiton , fell
from his wnxorf und the wheels pa sed over
his neck , killing him Irnttantly.
A llttlo child of C. M. Bally of McCook ,
whllo playing with matches , set Its clothIng -
Ing on flro nnd wns severely burned ,
The 2-year-old son of Mr , and Mrs. Levl
Taylor of Plum Valley , Knox county , was
drowned In Bntllo creek last Thursday.
llotcrt KloU , a i2-ycnr-old Sounders county
boy , living near Ashland , tell from a corn
stalk cutter and ono of the blades took off
his heel ,
Sarpy county fruit growers nro of the opin
ion that should no further misfortune befall
the fruit , apples will not bo more than half a
crop this year.
A tramp rnado1 peremptory demand on n
arcshnm woman for something to cat , and
the plucky female Just picked up n shotgun
mid made his trnmpshlp fly.
Postmaster Dunln of tlcwnrd suffered n
very considerable loss last Friday night ,
when a burglar entered his house and car
ried off his pantaloona containing about $75.
Many Antelope county farmers sustained
serious loss of young pigs this spring , In
sotno cases 90 per cent of them dying. The
cold , wet weather was thought by some to be
the cause.
The 2-year-old child of Charles Stadlng of
Emerson got hold of a t.ottlo containing ar
senic and swallowed some of It. The llttlo
ono took enough to net ns au emetic and its
llfo wns saved.
What is supposed to be the tooth of a mas
todon wns unearthed at a stone quarry near
Louisville last week. The molar la of enor
mous size , and was Imbedded in solid rock
flvo feet below the surface.
Matt Bosch , a Bellwocvl farmer , lost eight
hogs stolen on as many different nights. Ho
watched his hog yard one night armed with
n shotgun. The thieves came , but his aim
wns poor and ho did no better than frighten
them away.
Nelson Is all torn up over n church trial , In
which Uov. A. M. Perry , pastor of the Meth
odist Episcopal church nt that place , Is nc-
cused by Dr. D. E. Forlstnll with Improper
conduct with the complainant's 19-year-old
daughter. Tlio hearing was conducted be
hind closed doors.
As on evidence of how Irrigation tends to
populate a section , It Is only necessary to
clto the Rltncr ranch. Prior to the con
struction of the Blrdwood ditch In Lincoln
county four persons resided on 1,000 acres
of land ; now there are fifty-three persona
living on the same land.
Two serious df hot fatal accidents hap
pened last week to children near Burwell.
Albert Cornell , while playing on a haystack ,
hung himself. Ho was rescued before death
ensued , but his condition Is precarious. A
llttlo eon of Joseph Campbell was run down
by a runaway , t'eam and trampled on.
Over 100 Of. thei Texas hogs brought here
by the BattlO Creek Creamery company have
died. The small -onesi have been turning-
their toes rapidly , but the larger ones seem
to bo doing first , rat'e , and If they continue
to thrive the ; company will get Its money
out of them , ail right. The change in cll-
mate Is probably * , what caused the hogs to
die. > ;
TOHACCO tioUOWX IX XHHIIASICA.
r I _
HxiicrtM Sny It Cnii lie CnlUviitol nt 11
( , / , , 1'rollt.
A cigar niado in Nebraska nnd of Ne
braska grown1 'tobacco may ca'use the invet
erate smokerI't'p'shriiB ' his shoulders In con
templation , r , iit lljero are such things , nnd
It is said theytnre not bad ones , either' There
are any nuiWb r Ibf cjtar fact6Hes In this
Btqto nnd a'lalrJqualUy ot tobacco la grown
hpre < IJ. Rorjeiisloeki'of'this city purchased
within the past feW flays about -7,000 pounds
of Nebraska grown tobacco. The' men who
raised It arc C. R. Chase and Wells & Nel-
mau , all of Schuyler. It is true thnt Wells
& Ncimnri cultivate the product more for
pleasure than for profit , but It Is said by
those who are competent to judge that to
bacco can bo raised at a profit In Nebraska
If It is properly cultivated.
Mr. Rosenstock snys that the state of Wis
consin raises about 90,000 cases of tobacco
each year , which is about 300,000 pounds.
Any tobacco which can bo used at all is
worth 5 cents a pound , while the greater
portion of It will easily bring 10 cents. This
state Is ns favorably located as Wisconsin
and Mr. Roseustock says the question is ,
Why cannot that amount of tobacco bo cul
tivated here as well as in the state further
east ?
The cultivation of tobacco , like- the cul
tivation of beets , requires constant attention.
It must bo kept clean nnd worms must be
gunrded ngnlnst. The soil around the plant
must also bo kept loose , and , In fact , the
crop requires constant attention till it is
gathered. Then it must bo cut at the right
time and have a proper place for seasoning.
This requires carefully built sheds for that
purpose.
Mr. Roeenstock says that a farmer with
two or three boya to do the work can care
for about three acres of tobacco. Ho can
not afford to employ high-priced labor to
care for the crop. Any boy old enough to
handle a hoe Is old enough to care for the
growing crop , and the farmer after n llttlo
study , nnd Investigation of the plnnt will
soon learn how to direct operations.
That portion of the tobacco used for wrap
pers Is the most valuable , whllo the binders
are next in value , with fillers last. The bet
ter care the crop receives the more wrappers
will bo gathered , and therein lies the profit.
It is estimated thnt about 1,200 pounds of to
bacco can bo cut from nn acre , which at the
lowoot price will bring $ CO. This result , it
is predicted , would bo Improved each year ,
just as in the raising of sugar beets , ac
cording to the advancement the farmer
makes In the knowledge of bow to cultivate
the plant.
As to climatic conditions , tobacco Is like
n great many other crops , In that It cannot
prosper under a dry season , nor under ono
that Is wet. Its worst enemies are the to
bacco worm , which can bo guarded against
by careful wntehlng , and the hall , which no
ono can control.
Wells & Nclrnan at Schuyler cultivate a
good deal of tobacco every year , but , no
mentioned above , they do so more from nn
Interest In It than from a dcslro to profit
from their work. It is said thnt their plant
Is about as complete aa any on the larger
tobacco farms In Kentucky. They have all
the facilities for the successful operation of
; ho bualticfs nnd employ nearly nil the work
they require In , . &ec.urlng a crop , They find
a rcndy sale ( or , IJiy'r ' product , but their ex
pense Is said tQbojjiO largo that the returns
do not leave .jtjjenv ajiy margin on the in
vestment , unless tup plcnsure of smoking the
tfobraska-mndo'jilgijr' of Nebraska-grown to-
jacco furnlsliJb's y remuneration.
I Ylird I.oru.
Adam , nccordtne.lo eastern tradition , was
created with j l rd , which was bushy
rather than flowing ,
The ancient ! Hebrews esteemed the beard
as a eacreil thing * nnd held it to bo a sign
of a perfect iflan',0 whllo the Egyptians , who
ield them capt xeij cr BO long , were univer
sally clean Hhayop.
To touch rudelyitho beard of an oriental
Is to assail Vlolrfitly his personal dignity ,
Tlrao was whenr'fo put your hand on your
own heard nftu j4War y " was luo mosi
solemn oath tmu.qpuld bo taken.
Although Hip QjaJ gyptlaua did not ordi
narily wear beards , yet on feast days they
donned false pnca and thctr male deltUu
were almost nlwa'i'a'rcprcsented with beards.
Alexander the ,0roi\ , abolished beards
among the soldiers because they furnished
"handles for the- enemy to lay hold of. "
Bearda were taxed In Russia In the time
of Peter the Great , a noble being assessed
a ruble , a commoner a kopeck.
A HUUr UiulcrliiUliiKT.
Washington Star : "I don't suppose the
foreman was ( o blamft for getting things
mixed up a llttlo bit , " said the newspaper
iroprletor , thoughtfully."But It waa a tcr-
ible confusion. "
"I'm glad to B D you taking things eo
philosophically , " replied the managing ed-
tor.
tor."If * largely our own fault. Wo ought to
have known better than to try to run a
map of thu war and a pattern for a bicycle
fiklrt and a diagram of a tnasso blllard thot
all lu the same Issue. "
FLEET OF THE GREAT POWERS
Graphic Pictnro of tlio Combined Squadron
of the Coast of Ureta.
PRESERVING "THE PEACE OF EUROPE
Crnnc'n Iinirv | nloiiH of tin
IroiU'lml Convert | liliolilliiMT |
MoMcm Hale In the
IiCVIIIll.
( Copyright H97 , S. S. McClurc Co. )
ON BOARD. FRENCH STEAMER GUA-
DIANA , April , 1807. Leaving Marseilles
the passengers of this ship had no Inten
tion of anything more than n tedious voyage
to Athens without pause , but circumstances
furnished us with n mild digression. In the
early morning of the fourth day n ponderous
headland nppenrcd to the north nnd wo
fcnow It to bo the expected glimpse of
Greece. Nevertheless , some hours Inter nn-
other ponderous headline nppcared to the
southward nnd we could not arrange our
geographical nrejudlccs to suit this
plmnomenon until n man excitedly told
everyone that wo had changed our course ,
that wo were not bound for the PIreo , but
for the Bay of Suda In Crete. Ho told us
of mall bags for the licet of the powers and
pointed to the headland nnd called it Crete.
All this Increased our importance vastly.
This headland was rough and gaunt , a
promontory that ono would expect In Ice
land. It wns of n warm color , resembling
rusted Iron. It towered grandly until ono
found In the sky above It some fnlnt
crystnlllne markings which Inter turned Into
n rnngo of exalted snow-draped mountains.
The blue sen glimmered to the foot of the
rusty cape nnd the sun shone full on the
sliver peaks. The English commercial
traveler , who was cock-suro by education ,
decided that with these mountains for their
final stand the Cretans could never bo
conquered.
A scouting torpedo boat ns small as n
gnnt crawling on an enormous decorated
wnll cnmo from the obscurity of the shore.
Apparently It looked us over and was
satisfied , for In a few moments It wna re
turned to the obscurity. Crete sprend high
nnd wide precisely like n painting from
that absurd period when the painters each
tried to reproduce the universe on ono
canvas. It merely lacked the boat with a
triangular sail nnd n ple-fnccd crew occupy
ing the attention In the foreground. It wns
lonely nnd dcsolnte , like n land of despair ,
If it were not for the glory of the hills nbovo
nil. Nothing lived there save the venomous
torpedo boot , which , after nil , had been llttlo
more than a shadow on the water.
The Guadlana turned toward a faint Indi
cation among the hills , a little cleft. The
passengers had become excited and were for
the most part grouped forward , Some Greeks
from the steerage were crooning. Incompre
hensibly , but In a way that we hoped sup
ported war and glory and general uproar for
the sake of one's country. Their small , black ,
and rather shifty eyes shone like buttons.
CALM AS A GRAVEYARD.
But this strange Island presented nothing
to their gaze. It still gaveno hint of house ,
man nor cattle. It was like one of those
half-named countries of the rcmoto north. If
this was. the- Island upon which the atten
tion of Europe was fixed It was certainly
preserving an ulterior tranquillity at any
rate. Surely a little decent excitement could
bo expected. Surely a few men in white
kilts could have turned out and chased a few
men In red fez up and down the hillsides.
Ono wondered where the chanting Greeks in
the bow got their impetus. This great , high ,
sun-burned island was simply as thrilling as
n bit of good pasturage for goats.
Meanwhile the steamer churned through
the shimmering1 sea , and at times from the
cabin arose the thin wall of a baby that had
objected without pause from Marseilles to the
'roll ' and heave' of life fehlpV ' M'
A man with a glass discovered a tan
colored crease on one of the steep hillsides ,
and afterward it could bo seen to bo an
earthwork. Below it the hills had parted
and exhibited a steel-colored waterwny. The
scene was always wide aud fine with Its great
stretches of blue bay nud Iho towering
heights , silent In the sunshine. At last a
genius found that the flag over the rcdoubl
was the Turkish flag , and the passengers
stared at the tiny blood-red banner.
Gradually the hills slid aside , and Im
pressively , like the scenes in n mclodrnmn
before the final tableau , the waterway
widened to an Inner bay. Then finally there
were some fnlnt etchings on the distances.
Thnymight have been like masts , but they
were more llko twigs. And before the steady
plowing advance of the steamer these twigs
grow into the topgcar of war ships , stacks of
tan , of white , of black , and fighting masts
and the blaze of signal flags.
Itwas the fleet of the powers ; the concert
the concert mind you , this most terrible
creature which the world hns known , con
structed out of the nlr , nnd perhaps In a
night. This fleet wns the living arm and the
mailed hand of tha concert. It was a limb
of Europe displayed , actual , animate. The
babe who disliked the motion of the steamer
continued to cry In the cabin.
At first the vessels In the distance were
blendud into a sort ot prickly hedge. It was
very unllko the pictures In the llluslralcd
papers which appear always to have been
sketched from balloons. As the Guadlana
steamed forward , ship after ship became de
tached from the hedge nnd powerful rambows
were drawn In formidable outlines upon the
water. When the Gundlnnn had como into
the middle of the company she paused , nnd
her nnchor chain roared.
Hero they wero. English , Russian , Ger
mans , French , Italians , Turks and Austrlnns ,
all living peacefully In the came cage.
.The attention of the Guadlana wns 1m-
medlntcly divided In twelve ways. The sea
men found the grcnl flag ship of Frnnco.
the Admiral Charner , nnd loved It with their
eyes , while the English commercial traveler
had a short bitter quarrel with n fellow
countryman as to the Identity of a certain
ship whether it was the Barfleur or Iho
Campcrdown.
These great steel animals sat ( n a llttlo
bay , menacing with their terrible glances
a village of three rows of houses and a
dock and vast stretches of hillsides , whereon
there wns not even a tree to shoot nt for
fun. A group of vicious little torpedo boats
also waited Impatiently. To one who did
not care to feel that there was something
In this affair which weighed as much aa a
planet It would bo a joke of a kind. But
It was the conccrl of Europe. Colossi never
smiled.
EXHIBIT OF IRONCLADS.
It was hard to decide which of these na
tional exhibits was the meat interesting.
The French flag ship was imposing in the-
weird and solemn complexion of Us appear
ance. Its deck nnd sides were n wilderness
of dull gray appliances. It looked llko a
factory , thla monster , whereas , the Camper-
down and more particularly the great Re
venge were so well proportioned and trim
lhal ono had lo refer to a memory of their
tonnngo before Ihey became na Imprcesivo
Italy's squadron , to the novice , looked KB
well as any of them. Its two battleships
were largo nnd powerful , and the Etna
wna obviously the best cruiser In the harbor
The Russian flag ship lay near the French
ships , while the Italians wore rather close
to the English. The Knlserlno Augusta was
aloof and alone. On the other hand , the
Austrian hesitated In the middle of the
situation.
Launches nnd gigs Innumerable played
around the Guadlann and officers of all kinds
came up the side. The play of the launches
nnd gigs absorbed the
attention of the pns-
Bcngers. because a strong wind wau blowing
down the harbor and it niado the manage
ment of the small craft enough of a trick.
Tha French made the moat uproar and they
were the authors of whatever bungling wna
done. They were nt the same time by far
the proudrat nnd most conscious. The eyes
of the world were upon them , surely , and
they wanted to do everything with such
heaven-born accuracy that they loet their
minds at times.
Once a launch from the Russian flag shin
lay on the water waiting for Its officer , who
waa on board the Guadlana , to signal to
como for him. Its crew lounged under the
weather bulwark and It swung slowly nnd
peacefully over the llttlo waves. It was
great then to see a French launch come
Hying down the harbor , turn to pass on
the leo of the Russian launch , And finally
bat Into It and scrnpe three yarda of paint
from Us nldc. The llusslan seamen looked
at the Frenchmen , and the Frenchmen
laughed nnd nodded nnd chattered , and ap
parently pointed out the Incident im a hit
of friendly wit. Whereupon the Russians
smiled , faintly smiled.
RXCHAN01NO SMILES.
Indeed , nt any tlmo when a Russian boat
was near n French one the I'Yenchmcn '
nmllcd with bright friendliness. And the
echoing nmlnhlltty of these , men of the C7.ar
waa faint , certainly , merely like a shadow
passing softly across Iho faeo ol a stone
figure , nnd to the onlooker there vas ; some
thing grim nnd strange In It.
Whenever officers came aboard of thn mall
stsatner the passengers crowded about thorn
and to the Frenchmen this was food nnd
wine , apparently. They flourished and ex
panded and waxed taller under this
nourishment. They were sublime. As
for the 'Russians , they didn't eare. The
lieutenant who came for the British
squadron's mall cared somcwh.it , hecntibo
cevtiily-flvo people crowded to hear him
stagger through the French l.inguago , nnd U
bored him. Down In the launch , however ,
them wan a middy who wna n joy. Ho was
tnnllcr lhan n sparrow , hut , my soul , how
bright nnd Napoleonic nnd forcible ho was !
Ho wns ns busy as a hive ot bees , Ho had
no time for poses and genuflection : nnd other
nmuscmcnt. Once indeed he' looKVd up from
his business to the deck of the ship nnd this
Infant had a stern , quick glance , n man'a
cyo It was like hearing a cnnary bird swear
( a watch this tot put n speakingttibo to his
mouth. Ho was so small thnl n life-sized
portrait ot him could ho p.ilnted on a
sovti-elgn , this warrior.
She would be a fool of n mother who M-ould
tru.it him In n pantry whcro there were tarts
and his big sister can box his ears for some
years to come , but ot course there Is no moro
( lory-hearted scoundrel In the flc-et of the
powers limn this babe. Ot course ho would
drop to his knees and pray his admiral n
hundred prayers If 'by this ho could be nl
his station on the Camperdown nnd have her
move Into notion Immediately. Against what ?
Against anything. This Is of the traditions
that ptrforco nro in the breast of the child.
They could not bo cut out of It under1 these
circumstance } . If another child of the
Cnmpcrdown should steal this child's knlfo
ho might go to n corner and perhaps almost
shed tears , hut no hoary ndralntl can dream
ot the wild slaughter nnd hndoj on the
bosom of the sea that agitate this babe's
breast. He Is a little villain. Aud yet may
the god of battle that sits above the smoke
wntch over this lltllo villain , and all brlghl
Illtlo vlllalm llko him.
The etout boats from the war ships made
Ill-navigation for the nallve .craft that for
various purposes thronged about the stfnmer.
Some unconcerned gig's bow was forever
bunting into a Cretan bo.it nnd causing the
wildest panic , but pushing It asldo nnd going
nlu > ad wlfi gorgeous Indifference. The in-
Uvo's nearest approach to redrcci wns n Jab
in the eye with a boat hook. H developed
naturally that these nntlvra had voices like
flfcs and thosu who have never heard n
sacred concert In an Insane asylum cannot
appreciate the objections Uieao men make to
even the distant approach of n boat from n
war ship. . They began to celebrate the
terrors or a collision before there was a
probability of it nnd if by chance there
should happen to be a small crash their
cries wr.ro heartrending. The twirling of
their fingers ns they waved their hands
tragically over their heads al these limes
made n sight not lo bo seen In the west.
This action seemed to stand out In their
minds ns being moro likely to carry them
safely through the crisis than a sudden and
skillful appllcallon of the oar * . But these
oars , after all , looked to the. . westerner to be
ns useful on the wnler ns scythes. However ,
when the natives unfurled Iholr sails and
tacked for the shore they were masters of
their craft. All the boats then stood on
tliejr leo gunwales nnd the water behind Ihem
Dolled. The men were skirls and it was
supposed lo he axiomatic
that none who wear *
skirts could sail n boat.
SCORPIONS OF THE SEA.
All the afternoon the passengers remained
on deck nnd watched Iho fleet grouped on Ihe
brlghl bay. The launches were always
speeding lo and fro nnd from time to time n
gig , wherein the many oarsmen caused It
to resemble a water bug , walked over the
wnter. The officers .on the .Italian crulner
Etna hnd pistol'practice from the stern and
the bnnd of Ihe Uiisslan flagship played an
uncanny melody. Lnle In the nflcrnoon Ihe
English torpedo destroyer Boxer , n long
gray wasp of a crealurc , came In from Ihe
sea. She did not Join the collection of botlle-
green scorpions ou the Suda sldo of the
harbor , but slid slowly over to an anchorage
near the Kevcnge. Then nn Austrian torpedo
boat she was a bottle-green scorpion with
a red and gold flag stuck In Us back moved
listlessly about among the ships. French
sailors from the flagship got a barge and
their launch towed It down to the Gundlana
after some freight which had been brought
to them from Marseilles. The bringing of
this barge alongside the Guadlana ' caused
scone. ? of the wildest disorder. The language
used wns material for Ihrce riots in Dublin.
All the same it was vastly exciting. These
men were in earnest about it. They were
going lo bring Ihal barge alongside the
steamer , nnd one may bo forgiven If one's
temper gains an advantage ; during the stress
of unusual excitement. Twlco the peevish
god of circumstances balked them and they
were obliged to circle widely down the wind
and return for other trys. At last n line
was flung aboard and a sailor sprinted nnd
caught It JiiHt as it was slipping over-side.
Then the blue sailor bonnets with their red
pom-poms jostled most surprisingly. There
is ono thing n Frenchman can make a
fesllval even of pulling on a rope. These
tars had a perfectly delicious Umo nl It.
Perhaps the presence of an audience had
something to do with the matter. Finally ,
when Iho barge was lined alongside , Ihe
French officer came aboard Iho slcamer , his
face beaming with a smile of victory.
In the meantime , against the darkening
hills , strings of signal Ilaga would suddenly
burn out In splendid flashes aim often the
lllllo voicco of bugles called over Ihe waler.
Smoke was drifting from the enormous
funnels of some of the battleships.
Down the bay n fat tub of a Ihlng ap
peared , pulling llko an old woman and
making troubfu enough on Iho waler for u
Cunarder moving sideways. It took an In-
flnllo tlmo for her to come up , but when al
last she steamed laboriously past everybody
went to the rail nnd grinned. It was the
Turkish dispatch boat arrived from her '
anchorage opposite the forl. She had como
three miles. .11 wns wonderful. How one
could como three miles puzzled the nhlcst
mariners. She was flimsy enough to have
an effect llko a pane of glass ; ono fell that
ono could BCD Ihroiigh her. There Is nothing
In the Untied States revenue marine to com
pare with her. Them was a collection of red
flags on the brldgo und over her trailed
the red banner ,
THE TUIHC WAS THERE.
The decks of the Ouadlana had been glad
all day with the blue and gilt of the naval
olflccrs and now Into our experience and Into
this assemblage behold the Turka ! 'Around
the ship lay the power of Christian Europe
and now hero was the other thing , hero wns
the Turk. Hero was the creature that had
pulled Europe's nose , boxed Its cars , kicked
It down Blairs and told it to go to the devil ,
all the tlmo asking It to bo quiet and patient ,
that the crcaturo was really governed by the
most amiable impulses and all would ho right
In time , making U finally furious enough
for deadly assault and then ending by har-
nosslng it and driving It off gaily. .Surely
the art of procrastination should ho taught
moro If by It you can stab a man's children
and then convince him that you flro only feed
ing them with hunt ) and that ho owes you u
sixpence for the buns ,
S'aturally , then , this Turk was Interest
ing. HB didn't care , however. Ho waa rather
tall and well matlo and had tlie face of a
man. a man -who could think , a man who f
could light. Ho was nt for problems and , he
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was fit for war , this fellow. The collar of
his uniform was heavily flowered with RolJ
nil ft saber dangled to his spurred heels.
Ho wore glasses and about his oj-fs was the
calm , studious expression Hint one * expects In
profcssois at colleges. Uneonsolously to us
perhaps , many of us have fashioned our lde
of the Turk on this hand-doR photograph tif
tlio sultan , which has been reproduced every ,
where. I'rohahly this Turk was no nearer the
controlling type , but then It was Rood 16
llnd him whcro one expected at least to find
doinethlnR fat and greasy.
Tn the array of Rdilus that liad boarded Ilia
ship there was oven a lltlln Franch officer
of cavalry In ix plum colored coat and blue
trousers , nil heavily braided In black. Ho was
rather acrobatic In hhi manner and It seems
that It was particularly necessary that ho
should do n Rrvat. ilcal of flying about In tha
ensuing festivities. Then there were sonio
consular oinccrs and they also flew , lint ! n
the midst of all this palaver the Turk had the
calmness of sense , tlio unconcern of n man
who did not find It necessary to feel Intimi
dated by the adjacent Intellects. Once , when1
ho was free , his glance remained reflectively
for a tltno on these battleships , arrayed
I3uropc.
The Guadlann at last hnvo anchor and de
parted from Suda bay and behind her tlio
llect again blended gradually Into a hedpe.
1'or a long time the tall tan slacks of Iho
Cnmpcrdown and the IOIIR , pray hull of the
Kakcrlno Augusta remained distinct , but
eventually In tlio twilight the Heel was only
a Rreat black thins nnd afterward It wan
nothing. The hand of Huropo was hidden by
the hills lying In evening peace. The- mother
of the sick baby had come on deck and to the
Inquiries of FOIIIC good-natured passenger * she
replied gratefully that It was rather better.
STKl'HBN CHANK.
A IMS' ! ' STI3AMUU.
TinTiirlilttr MMIiiMl of
SI I'll in I'lttrvr.
So much of the force of steam Is lost In
the to-and-fro movement of the piston of tha
ciiRlno that Inventors have IOIIR been seek
ing .sonio sort of continuous movement , says
the llaltlmoro Sun , This Is supposed to bo
secured In the ciiRlno of the steamer Ttir-
blnla , Invented by C. A. Parsons of Kngluml ,
which Is propelled by n iiirblne. There are.
In fact , two turbines on ono shaft , both In
n cylinder. Ono of these. Inside the ship , U
nmdo to revolve by the direct pressure of
steam , and the other , outside , In contact
with the water , acts on It n.i an ordinary
propeller does. 'Besides ' smoothness of move
ment , the arrangement gives , It Is claimed ,
remarkable speed. It 1 % asserted that the
Turblnla , which Is 100 feet long , with nlna
feet beam , has made thirty-eight miles an
hour. This beats the fastest of the English
torpedo boat destroyers. Such speed In a
steamer for passengers would bridge the At
lantic In less than four days.
Itrllrt'tloiiN of n llacicliir. |
Now York Tress : Some men are born
great , some achieve greatness nnd some have
great thirsts upon them.
The shorter and punier a man Is the more
ho tries to cut his beard BO he will look
flercc.
The difference between n Journalist and a
newspaper man Is that one has long hair
and the other n long Ijcad.
After n girl gets married she spends the
time she used to put In killing wrinkles In
watching for the first gray hair.
A married man generally brags that ho
docs the most for his country , hut a bache
lor knows too much to brag about anything.
A woman's Idea of a war can always bs
narrowed down to the belief that ono sldo
Is a hruto , and she hopes It will get whipped ,
anyway.
ONE OF TWO WAYS ,
The bladder was created for two purpos < ca ,
namely , a receptacle for the urine , nnd aa
such It is not -liable to any form of dlsenBo ;
except by one of two ways. The first waj1
IB from Imperfect action of the kidneys.
The second way la from careless local treat
ment of other diseases. . . ;
Unhealthy urine from unhealthy kidneys
la the chief cause of bladder troubles and HO
painful to many that life Is niado miserable
The womb , llkct ho bladder , was created for
cno purpose , and If left alone IB not llublo
to become dU ascd , except In rare cases.
When In position the womb Is situated back
of and very close to the bladder , and for
thai reason any diet re * v , disease or Incon
venience manifested In the kidneys , back ,
bladder or urinary paa * > go is often by mis
take , attributed to female wcaknew or womb
trouble of aomo sort. Tlie error la easily
made and may bo as easily avoided by payIng -
Ing a llttlo attention to the condition of tha
urine ( sco pamphlet ) . The mild nnd ex
traordinary cfTtct of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-
Root , the great kidney , liver and bladder
remedy la BOOH renllzfd. It stands the
highest for Its wonderful cures. If you
need a medicine you should have the best.
At druggists fifty cents and one dollar. You
may hnvo n sample bottle and pamphlet ,
both went free by mail. Mention Tlio
Omaha Daily Dee and send your addrest to
Dr. Kilmer & Co. , Blnghatnton , N. Y.
The proprietors of this paper gunrautes tha
genuineness of this offer.
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