.OMAHA SUNDAY E. nOSEWATEH. Editor. I'UnUSHED CVEHY MOIININO. TEIUIS or suiiscnirTtoN. Dally Eta ( Without Sunday ) . One Yrur..Sl tn Dally lice and Hunday , One Year . S M Blx Months . M Thri > Months . , . . . . . . . * $ J KunJay Uee. One Year . JJ2 Raturiloy Ilec , One Year . ' Jj Wcelilr lice , One Year . u OFFICES ! Omh.i : The Ii e luilMing. . . . , , . . , . 2 n Hl. . Nnulh Omaha ! Slnictr Illk. , Cor. N nnd Coi.nrll lilufTtt 10 1'tnil tr t. Chl.'iiKO Olllcc : 317 CnambT ol Cnmmrrce. New York : Hoom IS. II smJ 15. Tribune IlUc. Wellington : Ml lllli itrc.it. CO HIPPONWNCB. All communications -latltiff to n vn ? , , * " * lorial matter slioulJ be nrtdicnoJ ! To Id * l.dltftP. HUHiNEss urrnnts. All litulneni leltcis nnd icmllifcnccx jhotiM n * nfldretned to The life 1'ubllnliliiK , Com'V'r' Urnnlia. UratUt , check * , muck * nnd I'oi-toll ce money onlera to be mule pjjablo to the order " ' TmT'llflt ! 1MTHMHH1XO COMPANT. STATIMINT : : or CIUCUI..VTIOX. BIMc of Nctirnrlia , I DmtRlm County. | GHUKC II. Tx'chuek. ( srcrctniy of Tlie Ttce Put. . Hilling compint , l > eln * .Inly eitoni , ravt that l.ie noliml ntiinbcr of full und conitil't1 coplra of IM Dally Mniulng , llvcnlni ! nnrt Sundny llec pilntC'l diulnc the month of Kcbiuaiy , HS7. WHS ns fol- lowe ! 2 . 1D.TOI 1C 3 . 19.EM IT . . . 1J.J 4 . n.BTf , H D . . . . . .11.SJ9 10 (1 ( . 1SW 10 7. . . 20,310 21 8 . 1U.7S7 Z2 9 . l,87t ! ) 23 10 . V0.001 21 Jl . I9.77S 21 . 19.732 IS . H.M3 26 . 19.9H 13 . 1H.MO 27 . IS.MI 14 . M.COO 2J . , . . .2oo Total . 637,913 ! * deduction ! for unpolJ nnd iTlurncd copies . 8,413 Total net * alcR . tUD.tm Net daily nvernpe . 19.625 anonou n. TSXCHUCK. Sworn to lit.foio me mid FUlucrlboil In my presence this 1st day of March , IStT. N. 1' . FISIIj , ( Seal. ) | Notary Public. TI1I2 1II3I3 l THAIX9. All rallronil iiewMliny * nri * nitiiilli < ilnidi riioiiKh lluca (11 riconiniiiiiilnlu every ] in - Ht'iiffcr 'lto MiiilM to ri-nil n niMVNini | > ? iInnlnt upon linv- Inir The Hoc. If you cannot K < 't n llec nil a ( rain from ( lie ne iM HKi'tit. pleiiKe report Ilie fae ( , HtnlliiK ( lie ( rnlii mill rnllrond , to ( lie Circulation inml of The llec. The I lire In for HII ! < > on nil ( mini. I.VSIST OX 1IAVINO TIIK HKB. Ami tile lonj * distance telephone stood thp test of tlic fltfht without n break. That "sick man's" physician oiifjht to be required to niako a periodical report. Waiting for four years to roll around appears twice its IOIIK to tliu aspiring oflleeseeker ns It does to the retiring ofllceholder. A Swiss chemist says he lias discov ered the art of diamond-making. The playing-card manufacturer discovered tills long ago. The state depository law has never been honestly and conscientiously oii'- forced. It In entitled to a fair trial be fore it Is to bo repealed. Honest men have no Incentive to nccept public olllce so long as dishonest mnn arcs allowed ' Joj remain nt large un punished after 'openly betraying public trust. With color photography perfected a man ought to be able to indulge himself in carmine paint once and keep a vivid reminder of the excursion for the. re mainder of his natural life. China Is about to Introduce an Im proved postal service to take the place of the antiquated system of private couriers. China Is to be credited with good intentions , at any rate. A mining company has boon Incorpo rated in Nebraska with a capital stocR of $2oOO,000. It will take a whole army of prospectors to find the gulllbles to take all this paper at a fraction of the dollar. Nebraska has cause to feel compli mented over the selection of , T. M. ISnt- lt > r of Lincoln as president of the na tional organization of United States rail way mall service employes for the en suing year. The action of ( he Century club of New York In excluding from its premises cer tain sensational newspapers Is a move incut toward the encouragement of do cent Journalism which Is likely to be .Widely Imitated. The house of representatives , will hold evening sessions to enable nil members who are anxious to deliver speeches on tbo tariff to be accommodated. Leave to print ought to be equally effective und less expensive. The London council Is endeavoring to Btrlko at the cigarette evil by Imposing a heavy license fee upon all venders of the noxious article. Can itbe that tills reform has extended from the United States clear across the Atlantic ? Dr. Nnnson has been discussing the possibilities of using aerial contrivances to surmount the Ice peaks that surround the north pole. Why noti also use such arrangement to climb to thu top of the polo after It has once been reached ? Thu proposed charter of Greater New York makes a big volume of printed mutter , but It Is comprehensive and com plete in all Its details. If thu right to vote under It were restricted to those \vlrn bail read it thu cry of disfranchise- meiit would ring loud In the land. According to the latest olllelal census of Hawaii , out of a total population of lOU.dlK ) only : iOSU , are Americans , while nearly nine-tenths of the wliolo are native llawalliins , Japanese. Chinese or Portuguese. Is this the kind of popula tion the United .States waul. ? to annex ? Senator Sluvrnmn Is quoted as saying : "If Spain would give mo n quit-claim deed to tliu Island of Cuba I would not accept It. " Kvon this , however , Is not as strong as the assertion of Oarlleld that ho would not have thu United States annex Cuba or Hawaii though u lunnlllceut uotih bonus were thrown in ivlUi them. M'lTII TIIK TIWSTS. The suppression of trusts and com binations In restraint of trade has be come one of the problems with which national and * lnle legislatures have to deal. The Initial steps toward breaking up combination ! ) that prevent competi tion were taken by congress In the en actment of the Sherman anti-trust law. Hxperlenee has shown that law to be defective In many essential particulars. These defects I he present congress will doubtless endeavor to remedy. Whether congresa can be Induced to strike at the most vulnerable parts of trusts engaged In Interstate commerce K however , problematic. The trulls always have had and probable always will have powerful backing In the national legis lature , nnd It Is only through a thor oughly aroused public sentiment 'hat ' their Inllucncu can be overcome. One of the vulnerable points at which congriNs should aim l ( he patent right monopoly. A majority of Ihe trusts con trol valuable patents which enable them to establish and maintain monopolies Hint absolutely prevent competition. Tills applies particularly to trusts and combines that own and control the mod ern labor saving Inventions and appli ances In general use , such as the Ie. ! se- mer steel process , electrical devices of. every description nnd machinery for thu manufacture of all sorls of articles. If congress were to enact a law that would cancel every patent right owned or con trolled by a trust upon proper proof that its use was in restraint of trade n majority of the trusts now In operation would b dissolved. Suppose , for ex ample , that proofs were produced to a court of competent jurisdiction that the sugar trust had absolute control of pat ented machinery , devices or processes lu Its rcllnerles , would not the cancella tion of these patents prove fatal to the continuance of the trust ? The same would be true of any trust that derives Its greatest profit from copyrights. Sup pose the school book trust were deprived of Its exclusive copyright of text books , would not that alone open the field to successful competition by depriving , the trust of Its greatest advantage over com petitors ? After nil , however , laws cannot be made self-enforcing. The responsibility for the failure of anti-trust legislation Is due not so much to defects In the law as It Is to the Indisposition of the law officers charged with prosecuting the trusts to discharge their duties fear lessly. Kveu the Sherman law would If properly enforced make it almost Im possible for trusts to survive. What is wanted more than any thing else to make anti-trust laws effective Is prosecuting attorneys who will prosecute , court ofll- cors who will not permit Juries to be packed , ami courts that will so Interpret the law as to block the evasion of its penalties on technicalities. Without such law otllcers all the legislation con gress can enact must remain a. dead letter. What Is true of national anti-trust laws applies with equal force to state anti-trust laws. Many of the states al ready have stringent statutes to prohibit trusts aim"combinations. . Few if any of the states , however , can boast law offi cers and law courts that can be de pended on to prosecute offenders and enforce the laws already enacted. And thin partiality to lawless corporate com bines will continue until the people themselves see to It that no law oftlcer who shirks his duty Is retained In oflice. QUKSTION Or COXNUljAlt HKFOUM. The present administration has a very Important work lo do In reforming the consular service and there Is reason to believe that it fully realises Its duty In this respect. It Is very generally ad mitted , by those who know anything about the sen-lee , that It Is not now what It should be. There are a great many excellent' ' men in consular pasl- tlons , but a great many more who are Ineltlclent. This Is not surprising In view of tbe clean sweep made In the early part of the last administration , when consular olllces were given out as political rewards. The men thus ap pointed , or mast of them , were not greatly concerned about how they per formed their duties , beyond the most perfunctory requirements. They did not go abroad with any high sense of the demand upon them to faithfully and zealously do what they might to pro mote tbe interests of their country. They felt that they were simply being paid for ( he political service they had rendered the party lu power and that It was their right to enjoy the reward with as little expenditure of labor as possible. With men of this kind occupying con sular positions It is no wonder that the service is unsatisfactory and Unit as a whole it Is neither creditable nor very serviceable to the country. It Is said that American travelers abroad receive moro courtesy and Information at. . the consulates of European governments than at those of their own country nnd allowing for some exaggeration as to this It Is to be said that there should bo no opportunity for a statement ! of the kind from any respectable Ameri can citlxeu traveling abroad. I5ut this Li n less serious matter than the neglect of or the superficial attention given to those things nbonl which full nnd ac curate Information would be valuable to our people Industrially and commer cially. It Is true thud there Is a good deal more of such Information conveyed now through consular reports than In former years , but much of It lacks thor oughness. The consular service Is es sentially one of business and through It the American people should be con stantly and adequately Informed regardIng - Ing what Is transpiring In an Industrial , commercial anil business way In every country where the United States has consular representatives. The present administration has to deal \vlili the ( act that a number of consular positions , where the salary Is not over Jf'J.fiOO per annum , have been placed under the merit system and require ex amination by a board before appoint ment Is made. Under the order of the last administration applicants for such positions must be granted the privilege of an examination by thu president and after that must pass a fixed examina tion. This arrangement , however , ib nut Irrevocable nnd it Is quite possible that President McKlulo.y will revoke It ns necessary to n reorganization and reformation mation of the consular service , If upon Investigation he shall find that service to be as greatly In need of reform as Is generally believed. It Is understood that the president takes n very great In tin cat In the matter , regarding the service us of the highest Importance. If that Is the case chnntres will certainly be made where they are ( teemed essential to the Improvement of the service. r'S7' ASSISTANT rusTMASTEtt NttAL inA TII. The nomination by the president nnd prompt confirmation by the senate of Perry .S. Heath to be first assistant post master general places that most Inv- portant position In the hands of a man most eminently qualified to discharge Its rcsponslbfc duties. The appointment at once reflects credit upon the discrim inating Judgment of President McKIuIej nnd honors the newspaper men of the country In the recognition bestowed upoi one of their deserving members. To the readers of The Uce the name of Perry S. Heath Is familiar as that o Its efficient Washington correspouden for u period of nearly ton years. In tha capacity Mr. Heath became thoroughly conversant with the political men ant the political situation lu Nebraska ant neighboring western slates , and he mnj bo relied upon to turn this experience to advantage In the administration o postal affairs devolving upon him n. chief assistant to the postmaster gen oral. More than this , Mr. Heath's con nectlou with other newspapers , espe cially with the Cincinnati Commercial Gazette , to assume the management o which he severed his relations with The IJee , and his successful conduct of tin. press bureau for the republican naltona committee during the recent presldentln campaign , have prepared him ns conlt nothing else for the Important worl which ho has been called1 upon to enter Western republicans may rest assuret that in Assistant Postmaster General Heath they have a public otllcer who understands their needs and will endeavor doavor to attend to them satlsfactorilj and the whole people have reason to fee gratified over his appointment. OLADSTUXK IIS TIIK CONCERT. The views of Mr. Gladstone in regart to the concert of European powers is pretty sure to make a strong impression particularly In Germany and Hussku His obvious reference to the rulers o those countries In terms anything bu complimentary cannot fall to Incite in them a feeling of resentment , for al though Mr. Gladstone speaks withou any official responsibility hesreprescnts li very large clement of the British pee pie and William and Nicholas must fee keenly the assurance coming from sucl a source of the poor opinion lu wliicl they are held1 by a large body of Uio people of England. How far It may be effective in creating or intenslfyliif , popular sentiment In Russia and Ger many hostile to England ib is ImpossI bio to say. Much will depend upon the extent to which Mr. Gladstone's conn tryinen endorse him. But there is no' ' much friendliness In the two coutlncntn nations toward England and this nr ralgnment of their rulers before the world as Incompetents will not improve public sentiment In those countries to ward Great Britain. Yet there is mucl of truth in what Mr. Gladstone says The erratic course of the kaiser ha ? led to reports of his having exhibited symptoms of actual derangement , while as to the czar it is well understood thai ho Is little more than a figurehead. Mr. Gladstone Is distinctly opposed to the European concert nnd would have England withdraw from it. He declares that It lias made the situation worse Instead of better and there Is no doubt that such is the fact. But none Uie less the concert , from nil present indica tions , will bo maintained. The British ministry evidently have no other thought regarding Ito and propose to carry out fully the plan of coercion to ward Greece that has been agreed upon and which was plainly stated a few days ago by the French premier. Crete Is to remain Turkish territory , with some form of government that will be less oppressive than the rule of the Turk , but still not satisfactory to its people. The declaration of Mr. Glad stone in behalf of the Cretan cause Is most commendable , but It will not ef fect the desired result. DIVERSIFICATION OF CHOPS. The farmers of the United States can not fall to bo greatly Interested In the now methods which It Is proposed to in troduce In the administration of the DC partment of Agriculture. They evidence the fact that a thoroughly practical man l at the head of the department one who Intends to concern himself wholly with the duties of his ollico and who earnestly and confidently believes that the department can be made useful to the agricultural Interest of the nation. It Is certainly a fact that similar departments partments in European countries are found to bo serviceable to the farmers of those countries and why should It not be made HO here ? Perhaps the pres ent administration of the Agricultural department will demonstrate that it can be. be.Wo Wo have already noted the fact that Secretary Wilson proposes to continue ; thu distribution of seeds , but under a different system. lie contemplates Im pressing upon the farmers of the conn- t-y , If possible , the wisdom and expedi ency of a greater diversification of crops. The view entertained Is thus stated by thu assistant secretary of agriculture , \\lio Is himself a practical man of long experience In agricultural affaire : "There Is too much overproduction of corn and other products. If the farmers enter on their policy of diversification they will reduce these unprofitable big areas and products and so avoid a sur plus to bear down the market , anil then they will get more for their cereals , etc. , than they get now. " Probably no one who has given much consideration to thu agricultural conditions In this coun try will be disposed to question the soundness of this. It Is In line wild what tin- late Si-cretary Uusk some year * ago In one of his reports told the wheat growers of tliq wuntry and subseqiien experience has justified his counsel There can be no doubt ns to the deslrn blllty of n grcrf/e / ? diversification of ag rlcultural products and If the farmers of the country generally could be brought to miSefsland this , as the farm ers of Germairy , France and other Euro pean countries do , It would undoubtedlj bu very much to their advantage. But the task \vhlch the secretary o agriculture h s teet himself Is no easj one. Ho mas ifjilnt out In the strong est possible way the feasibility of dl versification and the advantages to be derived from It , but It Is another matter to Induce the farmers to adopt tha policy. The American farmer , perhaps more than any other In the clvlllzet world , Is wedded to habit and having gotten Into a rut Is disposed to remali there. Abundant Illustration of this might bo given. But none the less the new policy of the'Agricultural depart incut should be given a thorough trial for It ) Is hardly possible that It can fal to accomplish some good. THE JVKII * HAWAIIAN ISSUE. It appears that there Is some danger o the Japanese making trouble In Hawaii The customs authorities there having re fused to permit laborers from Japan to land nnd placed the local agents of tin , Japanese colony under arrest on tin. charge of violating the Immlgratloi laws , the latest advices from Honoluli report a threatened revolt by Hit Japanese population. If that shoult take place It might bo n serious matter since there are over 21,000 Japanese litho the Islands , or not far from one-fourtl of the Inhabitants. They are the mos numerous element next to the natives nnd If they should effect n union will the other foreign elements they woult probably have little difficulty In seem ing control of the government. Hefcr ring to the matter the ex-minister o Hawaii , now In Washington for the purpose of promoting annexation sentl meiit , says there Is a systematic offer to .swell the Japanese population h Hawaii and ho suggests that unless something Is done to stop the influx the Japanese will accomplish by peaceful In vnsion more than they could hope to do by force. Undoubtedly Mr. Thurston be Hoves that the government of Japan is not blind to what is going on , though 1 may not be actively encouraging It. The situation Is not without Interest to the American people , since It will un dotibtcdly be made the most of by the nunexatlonlsts here and In Hawaii to advance their cause. This is plainly In dlcated in Mr. Thurston's Interview. I will be urged that unless the United States very promptly secures those is lands there wr | > Ju a short time be no chance of gctjliujj them and we maj have to see thdui pnss u'ndcr the contro of Japan. IK is quite 'possible that h this way some people may be persuaded to favor annexation , but there Is really as little danger of Japan seeking to absorb the Hawaiian islands as that England or Germany will endeavor to do so. The Independence of those islands Is perfectly secure so long ns the United States wiljs jthat. they shall bu iudjj pendent and-itris vcry "safe to say that this country Will"uot permit any other nation to establish a government there , This fact is nowhere better understood than by the government of Japan and that government Is the very last one from which any attempt to contravene the well known wish and policy of this country , so far as the Hawaiian island are concerned , is to be apprehended. Undoubtedly if the United States de sired to annex Hawaii no country would more readily assent to the arrangement than Japan. It Is possible that at some future time the .Tnpanase In Hawaii will obtain con trol of the government , but whatever political changes may take place there these islands must remain Independent of any foreign power , Asiatic or Euro pean. Is not this thing of printing paid-for confessions of murderers who are Just on the point of mounting the gallows for a launch into eternity getting worn a trifle threadbare ? A real confession of a convicted criminal might be not only of Interest as a lesson to the public but also furnish clews for the apprehcn slon of other parlies implicated in the crime. But whqu these stories are con cocted simply to secure cash prizes that have been hung up by sensational news papers to catch the mo.st plausible yarn , they certainly lose much of their claim for credibility with the public. There is no legitimate demand for literary pro ductions from the pens of people who have forfeited their rights In society. As The Bee has sc\vral times re marked , there Is no more call for the dormitory system nt the state normal school than there is for thu dormitory system at the state university. The normal wchool has apparently succeeded In getting along comfortably without the dormitory during the winter just clos Ing and it could doubtless get along permanently without It Just as well. There Is a .groat deal of political dynamite In Edrojie's atmosphere nt thin moment , i'emjirks the St. Louis Globe-Doinocnih Too true. But there are also a greiit many precautionary devices to prevent an explosion and the so-called - F walk around - powersF Europe as If they were'wnlkliiR on fragile glass. Wet gunpowder wm't go off. Under our form-of government there Is no such thing ns one man bequeath- ng a public olllp fr another. The post- uaster of Chicago undertook to resign n the Interesf' ' of,1 , his deputy , but the effort seems to have miscarried , and his successor promises to bo an altogether lin'crent person thani his preferred resl- luary legatee. Ex-President Cleveland nmy ro-piiter the practice of law , but it can be put down as certain that when It coine.s to the record of tu-tnal court work px-PreHl- Jent Harrison will b * bond and BhonlderH nboro bis jiri'di'cessor and ills successor lu thu inviildi-nllal olllcu. close juoxlinlty of tlie lalwr or- to trusts lii theory and opera- tion Is only realized when the attempt Is made to frame an anti-trust law In gen eral terms that will apply lonll the com binations of capital without applying to the combinations of worktngmeu. The people who were unable to afford the expense of n trip to Nevada to wit ness the Into bruisers' contest are to have the fight brought to them In the shape of klueto coplc photographs. The picture fights , however , have one great advantage over the originals tn that the punishment dealt out Is borne exclu sively by the audience and the principals escape all the unpleasant after-results of being pummeled by one another. In throwing the white house grounds open ngaln to the public President Me- Klnley exhibits true * democratic feeling. Having consecrated the coming four years to the public service he see * no reason why he should deny the public access to the residence and grounds which the people have provided for his occup'incy. We were evidently mistaken when we assumed thafthe public letter writing habit went out of fashion at the state house when the members of the late state appointing board went out of of fice. The epistolary ago appears to be still on us. A I'reMerlpdoii fur VIxloiiH. Chicago Tribune. These Omaha people who thought they saw nil airship float over the city would fliul some vigorous outdoor cxorclso good for that eort ot ttlng. _ IltislneMM Itevlvill. aiobe-Ucinocrut. The rcoponlug of ( he national bank In Sioux City , In. , which closed last Noveiube lo a significant business "pointer. " He sumption In all sorts of financial , commer clal nnd Industrial Institutions will undoubt edly exceed suspensions flvo or too to on hereafter. i i TlmCft ( he. QiieNtlon. I.oulsvlllo Courlcr-Journnl. A woman writing lu one ot the magazine says : "To flirt with a husband after mar rlago Is the sacred duty ot every wife " Ilu with whoso husband ? A lack of Jtidtclou discrimination on this rolnt has had a ten dency to ndd to the number of widows rathe than to the felicity of matrimony. Coiieinp ( ( of Court. KnnsnU City Journal. A dozen expert doctors testified that nn Bmporla woman had been BO Injured In a railroad accident that maternity must bo to her n thing unknown. She got damages on this testimony , and the railroad appealed to the supreme court where , , nfter years o waiting , the decision of the lower court las Just been affirmed. In the meantime the Emporla woman has given birth to three- children. rroffrewNlve line lire mill Clinrolicn. Philadelphia Lcdcer. Progressive euchre on a mammoth scale for prizes has .well nigh displaced the old tlmo church fair as a method of reaching the charitable. lu Brooklyn the craze has been raging for some time In almost every parish A check has como there as far as Catholics are concerned. U Is understood that Ulshop McDonnell has Intimated to his pastors tha ho does not consider such gatherings In consonance with the spirit of the Lenten season , and that until the penitential tlmo is over they must cease to be held under church auspices. TemperoilVeylcrlsni. . New York Sun. It would seem from recent occurrences In Cuba that President McKlnley has moro In fluenco with , the Spanish govcrnraunt than his predecessor had. If he shall justify the- reputation lib has won In Spain , and shall abide by the promlso ho made In his Inaugural , ho will relieve his country fron such annoyarces In regard to the Spanish Cuban question as It had previously suffered There can bo no safety for us or for Spaii In a disregard of the rights or the ! honor o tha United States , or In permitting the American Hag to fall into disrepute. * A. Jolt for OIlIeeNeekerN. Kunsas City Star. Postmaster General Gary gave some of the spoilsmen of his own party a severe shock the other day In a manner that indicates that ho has courage as well as convictions A lot of Impatient ofllcceckera wcro urging greater expedition In the matter of cutting off ofllclal heads In the 1'cstolllcc department , when Mr. Gary reminded them that "tho great majority for President McKlnley In the recent election was duo to the votes ol sound money democrats , and on this ground Is not to bo regarded as a party victory to be used merely for party advantage. " CO.VX U 11 1 .VMTI RS. When a boy Is old enough to bo trusted with a night key his Its old enough to need a wlfo to look after him. At Baton , Ind. , on Tuesday occurred the marriage of Charles G. Gunckle , aged 42 , and Martha E. Hedge , she is but a little pasl 15. An American girl has broken through \Vey- lor's trocha and captured the affections of a Spanish general. The great American girl la simply Irresistible , Oscar Ilandall of Chllllcothe , who married nertlo do Vnul there , Is the POII of his bride's stepmother by her first husband , so that his mother becomes his mother-in-law ami his brldo's father becomes his father-in-law. When Uottlo Quick , who was receiving the attentions of Fred Uokamb and Henry Per kins In Knott county , Kentucky , appeared to favor Perkins , Uokamb got a polecat and threw it Into her lap , and trouble began. Perkins In It. " " was "Reports are meager" at Mlddlcsboro , but Ilokamb was mortally wounded. Governor Atkinson of Georgia was called 3Ut of church last Sunday and Informed that Ills 17-year-old son was about to elope with Miss Ada Dyrd , granddaughter of the south ern authoress , Mrs. Mary 13 , Dryan , Ho nt inco Intercepted the young man and put 111 in under lock and key , while the girl's father did the name thing for her. Some weeks ago Thomas I ) , Gullodgo was injured by a train and was taken to < the ; 'lno niuff , Ark. , Infirmary. Miss Lena Wil liams , a trained nurse , pretty and accom- ilUhcd , mimed the nick man , and ho was 'ully lestoroil to health. Cupid got the bet ter of them both during the gentleman's ill- loss , and on Tuesday a largo number of 'rlcnds witnessed their marriage. Senator Vandlvcr of the Missouri Icgls- aturo has Introduced a hill to fine widows md maidens for rejecting widowers and lachelora. The measure provides for puu- slnnent of such "offences" by the Infliction ot a line of not less than $100 nor moro than 1500 , and , furthermore * , that the party con victed filiall darn the socks of the rejected and sow on his buttons for six months there after. Edward Ulrica ot Clayton , Mich. , a groom- elect , visited the county seat , secured a mar- rlago license and hustled to the drpot again , as the marrlago was to take place at noon. io look the fast mull , which docs not etop at Clayton. I lines sought the conductor In aln. Finally nines remembered a heavy grade near Clayton where the train slacked ip , A wedding with only the brldo In It vould never do , so Hlnes decided to jump. Io did , and after ohaklng the saad out of lit ; eyes appeared before ills fiancee , and In ess than nn hour ho was a groom. The marrlago of Prof. Henry A. Ward of Yard's museum , IlocheBter , and Mrs. Lydla Avcry Coonley of Chicago , will soon take ilaco. Prof. Ward , who has become well mown as a geologist , was at college when ho great geologist , Agasslz , delivered a Icc- uro In a town twonty-clght miles distant. Io missed the coaches on which the other tudcnts rode to the lecture and , rather than lot hear It , walked the entire distance. Vhen Aga&slz heard about the wonderful icrformaiico of tlio student ho sent for the roung man and offered him a place as his sslstant , a tender which was at once ac < epted by the collegian , Ho accompanied Agaisalz to Kuropo and worked with him ntll the death of the famous Investigator. w & ? As a chiid has an abiding faith in its parentsso do we aim to gain the confi dence of our patrons & Be it a neat wine color lace shoe for the little girl or a fine maroon Russia calf for the man < the wear is there so is the style & price is considered last & it's cut very low -MUUI It.VJir.H 1IOU.V. The icllfrlon thnt has no Joy In It has no power In It. If the gossip would think moro her tongue would gut moro rest. \Vhon the devil xoos tu church ho doesn't alwiiya talco a back seat. The way to bo happy toJay la to trust God to take care ot tomorrow. The shiftless man la always away from homo when .1 good opportunity knocks. The man who can pay Ma debts und won't stands lecorded as a thief ou the books kept above. Character Is measured by the distance traveled from the starting point , aad every thing depends upon whether the progress has bcun up stream or down. ' SHCUI.AU SHOTS AT T1IIO I'UMMT. Cleveland Leader : The Ohio pieacher who says that Danlo was drlvon to write the "Inferno" by a scolding wlfp , does not , we hope , mean to heap discredit upon the woman. She ought to have a monument. Chicago Times-Herald : A Kansas City clergyman In a recent sermon took the position , that ' "there arc noreal nverlastlng flres in hell. " This almost Justified the suspicion that the coal trust has got In lt work there also. Springfield Republican : A Methodist minister of Lansing , Mich , , IE preaching a series of sermons on "The Devil in Lansing. " in which ho has attacked the theater , danc ing and various other amusements In the most violent and sensational language. Isn't It about time that somebody attacked this manner of preaching ? A sermon on "The Devil In the Pulpit" might not bo out of order. Indianapolis Journal : The notion set forth by a Methodist minister of Richmond , that departed spirits , saints and slnnri's alike , are corralled In somu sort ot Incloeruro awaiting the judgment day and are not nt liberty to go roaming about the earth calling In "mediums , " may be correct , but Is it good , sound Methodist orthodoxy ? Isn't a Methodist purgatory something1 of an In novation ? 1M3IISO.VAL AMI OTHERWISE. A vehicle of Boston cult shamelessly re marks , "Bock beer is In our midst again. " Massachusetts has a grand army of 1,302- 479 persons with bunk accounts ot their own. Loyalty to Spain was pledged at a recent meeting of residents ot Havana. This Is a piece of news that may be accepted as fuels. _ Now York Is not yet wholly English. The proposition to change the name of the Bowery to Piccadilly is meeting with much opposi tion there. < lUchard Olnoy , ex-Eecretary of state , Is at his desk In his Boston law oflice attending to business. He Is in good health and spirits. Mr. Olncy evades the reporters. The state capltol at Albany , N. Y. , Is the greatest mint in the world for contractors. It represents an outlay of $22,000,000 , and costs $300,000 a year for maintenance. President McKlnley has decided that the v.'liito house be closed for ofllclal business at 4 p. in. This change Is necessary In order to keep up his acquaintance with his family. One of the many Juicy snaps of New York City is enjoyed by seventy-four plain , every day fish. They are housed In a building which cost $200,000 , and costs $40,000 a year to maintain. There was characteristic fcmlnlnci Intuition In the remark of Mrs. Pltzslmmons to her husband during the fight : "Keep at him in the ribs ; leave his Jaw alouo ; you can't never hurt his Jaw. " An Immense beet sugar factory of 3,000 tons of beets capacity dally , Is under con struction at Saline , Cal. It will bo finished by the spring of 1S9S , and the product of 40,000 acres will be required to feed It. The extent of the robbery of the taxpayers of Plttsburg , Pa. , waa not discovered until the chief crook was convicted and jailed. Then it was discovered that ho had looted the treasury to the extent of $535,574 , Ho was only city attorney , and his name is Moroland. Profiting by the experience of other states. Governor Hastings of Pennsylvania has served notice on the legislature that ho will ' not sanction the erection of a capltol of "Im-1 posing dimensions. " Ho thinks a building ! costing $500,000 Is ample for the needs of the ' state. The governor's Ideas are regarded as treasonable In interested quarters. Sam Jones , the vitriol evangelist , is lash ing sinners In his own neighborhood. Speak ing at Atlanta. Ga. , on divorce , ho remarked , "Woman , If you marry a scoundrel , keep iilm to yourself. Don't let him loose to ruin the llfo of Homo other woman. A man may make a mistake In marrying a woman , ; > ut It Is his mistake. There are 40,000,000 In .ho United States , and If you make a mistake out ot that number , keep her to yourself , you dirty dog , " SI'AHU THIS TUI3I3S. A I'roent ( AKIIIIH | ( ( lie Pruning ICiilfo mill Snvr. Philadelphia Kecnnl. Moro surgery 'Is as fatal to the trees as igi norant surgery has always been to the human race. The body's surgeon must have a di- iloma anil some experience/ before wo tiust ilm with our lives ; but no certificates of fit ness are presented by the men who begin to Ing our door bells about this time and ask t wo will have our trees trimmed. And such Is the universal desire to help the un employed to a bit of work that the homo- cooper , who has herself .not been taught to mow the right of the trees , consents with hanks and lots them , "just because they lave asked to doit , " proceed to mutilate icr trees. Yet a drlvo or a trolley rldo out nto the country would show her that the rocs In the field continue to grow without any trimming or clipping at all , There they tand , splendid object lessons and specimens f the good of being let alone. Take a wild horry tree , for Instance , or a chestnut tree , an oak or a sugar maple In these parts , and oo hovv symmetrical and broadly shading It grows out 1 the field or by the road side ! The main duty of a city tree Is to broaden nd to glvo the greatest possible amount of ihado for Us years , When the tree trimmer ops off Its lateral branched , which would make good spreading boughs In tlmo , ho ompletcly thwarts the purpose for which ho tree was originally planted , People hould lot their trees grow up after the ashlon which even the city treea know more bout than do the owners. See that the lavement Is so t-rl that the trees have a hanco to get plenty of surface water , which vlll not reach them through the asphalt , ( llvo them extra water In a dry tlmo and ftor dark. If they show any symptoms of mnlness ocnd for a real tree doctor a mrseryinan rather than for a cardenor , lut never quarrel with the trees for grow- ng broadly and luxuriantly , Let them grow u their own way , > IHMIISTIC : invi.s. Cincinnati Knqtilrcr : Slio Ivns awfully Mirprlscil wlu-n you proposed. lie You wore not moro mirprlsod limn I was when you neceptod me , Detroit Frco Prosa : "A li.H'holor girl , " remarked the olweiver of men ami things , "In an old nmtil who hai tjooii gHoii uway by something1 besides her looli. " Life ; "Do you think he renlly loves her ? " " 1 nm sure ot It. Ho p-vrhniiKed his wheel for the kind she rides. " Soniervllle Joimml. The man who snlil ropenlcilly when ho wan young that ho would never nmrry wlahf.i occasionally , when ho Is o'd ' , that ho had kept his word. Tribune : "That word 'rom- inunlHt , ' my ilcnr , " observed the young l.us- brvml. correcting- her , " "ha.s the non-nt ou the ilrst syllable. " "How do you know ? " "Tho dictionary says HO. " " 1 never saw n man ns prejudiced In favor of ( Ui'tlonaHoH as you me1' ! exclaimed the young wife. "I wish you hnd married 9 , dictionary ! " A PAIU "KXCHANQK. . New York Sun. i Ono evening , ns I walked with Flo Along the lane where HlloH grow , She ci led In fear : "What win this mcnnT I'vo lost my heart. Oh. nave you seen It lying anywhere about ? I only just now found It out I'vo lost It ! lnce you citmc , I know , You've stolen It. Your eyes miy ; io ! ' ' I said : "Now don't bo crowi , my dear. Though I've your heart , yet nuver fear ; For Blnce I have no need ot two , I'll clvo you mine. Will not that do ? " A smllo .shono In her tearful eyes. A rainbow over stormy aides. She answered : "Since I must confess" The rest I cannot tell you. Gucssl A GAIIK13.ST. Jim Corbott , late a puglll.it hold. Has Just been taken into fold < Uy one lanky and llcry polled , A la. Fltzslmmons. Hut Jim , famed of fist and tongue. Vows until the final lung Hovlll , have KHz licked or hunjr , t A la Corbott. So the trouble at Carson City And Isn't It a pity- Was but 'the ' prelude to a longer ditty. A la FItz and Corbott. WILLIE O'MALLT. A Loud Suit 13ECOMES A LOUD JIAN-'J'IIK IJEST DUESSBD MAN AVOIDS EFFECTS THAT AIJE TOO STRIKING. WE PHEFEIt , IN CHOOSING CLOTHES , TO CONSIDER TIII3 StOIlE CONSERVATIVE TASTES. HUT IF YOU THINK THAT YOU WANT SOMETHING STRIKING , THAT IS ONLY ANOTHER REASON WHY YOU SHOULD COME TO US. WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE MAKE IT A POINT TO HE PREPARED < ' PARED FOR WHATEVER CALL' ' MAY BE MADE UPON US-HUT WE WANT TO MAKE SPECIAL MEN TION OF OUR $15.00 SUITS AHOUT TWENTY STYLES-TIIAT TAKE IN ALL THE CHOICE PATTERNS FOR SPUING WEAR. THEY ARE MADE OF CHEVIOTS , WORSTEDS AND OASSIMERES AND ARE IN STRIPES , CHECKS , HROKEN PLAIDS AND PLAIN COLORS-IN FACT , YOU CAN'T HELP HUT FIND .H'ST WHAT YOU WANT IN THIS SUPERB SELECTION. WE ASK YOU TO COME AND LOOK AT TIIEM- WHETHER YOU WAN' ! ' TO HUY OU NOT. SHOULD YOU WANT SOME THING HETTER WE HAVE IT- SHOULD YOU WANT SOMETHING NOT SO GOOD WE HAVE IT OR , IF YOU DON'T WANT A SUIT , PERHAPS - HAPS OUR LIGHT MEDIUM WEIGHT TOP COATS MIGHT INTEREST - TEREST YOU. Economy will lead your footsteps hither if you are ready for a spring hat. 8. W , Cor. 15th nnd Douglu * 8t