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ESTABLISHED JUNE 19 , 1871. OMAHA , SUNDAY MOKNINGr , ] StA GH 14 , ISOT-SIXTEEIT PAGKES SINGLE COPY FIVE CENTS.
Attend our Dig ; Sale of Attend our Big Sole of
MCD'S Spring Clothing OMAHA. Douglas and Child's Boys' liii
TOMORROW , TOMORROW.
And a Special Cut Price Sale of Dress Linings.
' TK 3 TRADE WIETNIHCr BARGAINS offered at these Monday special sales
C4 Inch 60 inch strictly BARGAINS' MONDAY
DRESS ' , have made for Linen business. ofTsrecl
All Wool us an unprecedented Every bargain at these IVXon-
Strictly All Wool V
of
10
Granite In all the now Cloth , 55 pieces Haiiibow Changeable > A clny Special Sales is a Geilllilie Bargain , and every lady securing any of these
SAIL for tailor CLOTH niadn nulls spring colorings , r * taUi' rvti/iiini't < l * . 45ci genuine Monday bargains cannot fail to appreciate the immense saving1 in buying Linens at
GOODS
nnd Rapur.ita xklrls , In including two-toned . these special sales.
blnck nnd navy blue , ofToct3 , worth 81.25 SI.60 quality , on epecml
f prlco UK ) , on In othur special stores sale at yard , on sale at COo j * We are the only house in the we't employing- Exclusive KTew York IiillGll
ALLWOOL 60ij yard. yard showlngoi Buyer he buys nothing- but Linens for the Boston Store.
Now High. Class 70" On Bargain Square high class French Among the immense birgains secured for this Monday sale are :
MD PLAIDS Fabrics 0 Strictly all wool x Poniard and
, cftccti In in silk and wool Novelties , TO French Serges , Hen' China Silks Five cases of GOO dozco extra largo , 2 oases of finest quality
In Illumtnnted lu the beautiful
'navies , Lrowns nnu in Etamines and Cropons , riottas , all tlio now rfj . Full nicachcd Double pure linen Silver Bleached
. "fPficroll designs , flor-
CTcens ; these i-oods nre soiling from 75o up to 81.50 .go Kns'lluli Novoltles many GERMAN DAMASK GERMAN TAHLE
very elRhtly and atylltU yard , and are actually . now Checks nnd I'lulds : J3o l oITocts and many SATIN DAMASK ,
nil nrc the Jl.OO kind . ; on wet tli double the price. the usiinl soiling price of &t colorings , at 40o and worth $1.50 yard , NAPKINS DAMASK
No. 1 at , gofer
bargain tquare thi" = o Roodi Is 50c yard on . at 39c yard , would be r
ISo yard. sale tomorrow at 25o yard. 7Gc per yard. for Monday at at 9Sc per dozen bargain at 75c
44-inch Sicilian YAKD. DOZEN. YAUD.
Greatest in
variety
BLACK Mohair Brilliantina , Special at 59c
In cither plain or figured 100 pieces of Molbn i assorted lot Of tringed and 1.000 ALL dozen LINEN of HEMSTITCHED i case of 250 , 350 and 50Q
40 ill. French. ured , special sale at colored bordered -
on Suitings , Granite TAFFETAS STITCHED IIUCK bleached , unbleached
.
Jacqiiarcls 29c 39o yard. and Diuifonal 4 in changeable bro- Bleached Satin Dannsli Table Cloths. TOWELS , aid colored
all now designs aud yard.29c Novelties weaves , , Jacquard Mohair gcados and now weaves , worth 16c each , co at Turkish
hero toforo at Gc ) , on Cry-it Us nnd Jl.OO K > for waists and dress these are an Gc each Towels
sale at 20c yard. Ilcnrloltus , all In black at 40o and
special ,
trimmings
goods dent. ut09c yiml g asserted lot in 1,000 yarcN of Pure Ltiicn extra heavy quality and
jgGOo yard. all sizes , worth Crash TowliUic , go at extra largo , go at ISo each
Special at 75c. Smooth and rough 54 Inches , 'uptoS3.50 ' each ; 3iioyard
iBlack Silk
In Wide Clotlis go , for Mon 6 cases of cotton Twill Towcliuir ,
black to pieces I-lzzord of new Cloth designs ; these effects , on special for Capos and Child day only , at loaulur price Tcyurd , go ut 1,000 yards of
are 44 Inches wide and extra sale at Si.oo and ren's Jackets , small Grenadines 75o paoh. 2J4c yard FINEST
heavy same quality gold here- QUALITY
; ,
" yard on checks uiicl plaids worth 35Iron frames , wide , 1,000 dozonFrld o4 Cotton Towels ,
toforc at JIM ; ape very
-T" dal sale at 75c yard. $1.50 yard. tl.W yard , on sale nt VBoyrt jat BOoyard extra large slxo , worth lOa oaoh , WHITE GOODS
1 cuso of 25c , 35c and COc bleached go at
DRESS LINING REDUCTIONS. , , , , A Black and Colored Silk. unblcnrhcd and colored TURKISH in checks , striyes ,
, al nl , 8-4 , D-4 nnd 10-4 bast quality
TOWELS extra huavy quality and ,
of ' plaids lace effects
' lOc Quality _ doublojvan cp S'ClilfTon and open
Skirt = c qua
10,000 yards of the bcs't quality One Inning case , Bo rustle yard , -worth moire taffeta lOo * w ors , velveteen and corduroy Skirt _ Mousselline. i o.Miu large , go ut 18c each gontl&oyurd Bleached Muslin , worth 23c yard , fects , broad satin
CKJNOX.INE Kxtra heavy Silesia and fancy blnck stripsa and dotted
and colored Fcrcallncs , lOc yard , * | . f\n . 35C& DeSoie j 100 dozen Inixosbo FRINdBD NAP 1 cnso of full sizeMnrialllc * Pat
31c -1.VH. ' . . Double width , at 60d KINS , worth 7c each , , Swiss , worth 2oo yard ,
book fold worth 19c " SSrtBlltV Sheye'trWaddlnE. . 16 go ut tern Ucd Spreads all hemmed ruady
In blnck and colors , at 3V c yard , 15c quality of cotton"Moreen Skirt ehcet lKc ! each for use , ilOauuuh , worth 73o go at 5c yard
worth lOo ing at G'/fcc yard per
'F
THE
MOST
GRASPING
The That's
Great and on sale
now
Chicago hanparoo
$2,50 Buys Men's S7 French Patent Leather Shoes stitched Top. Wultcd. Silk , soles
" Luce or JO ut ton t . -
soles , silk stitched'
CdrUwarShe
$6 French" Kangaroo tops. ' * " "
S2.SO bays Women's $ B Hand Turn ag
,50 Buys Me i's $6 Extension Cork Welt Soles. $
Ei's Tan & Clioco
S2.50 and $3 E uy Men's $5 $ and Wine late Welt , Shoes.
$2 $ Buys Men's $4 $ Goodyear Welt Calf Shoes 1.35 Buys Youth's $3 Calf shoes in tho50c
$1,59 $ Buys Men's $3 $ Custom Work Galf Shoes $1.50 tmys Boys' $3 Calf Shoes. 50c , * 69c , 75c , 89c ,
95c Buys Men's $1,15 $ Everyday Shoes , SI.25 buys Girl's $2. Shoes. $1.59 buys hisses' $2,50 shoes $1.35 , $ ( .50
LIGHT OF THE NEAR FUTURE
Production of Light Without Heat
Discovered by an Austrian ,
MENTION OF A PHOSPHORESCENT LAMP
Illumination Prom-
A Revolution I"
l cil ! mi BiithUHlnKtlo HuteiitiNt
IVluit TcHla Tliluk * ot
the OUcovery.
( Copyright. 1 97 , by thn S. S. McChirc Co. }
Experiments are now being carried on In
Europe which cclontlsta think may rcvolit-
tlonUo the whole IlBlitlng uystom ol the
world. The Incandescent nnd the are lamp
will become obsolete
have them
isvo nojv
and the promises of the Tcsla nyotcm of Il
lumination will not need to bo fuinilcd. The
Bslontlst conducting thtao experiments Is the
great Aimtrlnn physicist , I'uliiJ ( pronounced
1'ululo ) , whoso resenrchea and discoveries In
the domain of what U known as "cold
light" have given him promlnciico and Eland-
Ing In the scientific world. Fifteen yearn
BKO ho Invented a w-cnlled phoiphorcscont
lamp. It uxcltcd little comment nt the time ,
oti Itas thought to bo but an innovation
of the tubes of Gelasler or Crooltes. But In
tlio light of modern other theories It has
taken on vast Importance. It generates not
only very Intense Itocntgen rayn , but It oUo
tranfcfunns nearly all of the energy of the
olortrlo current Into light. It omltx on In-
tei. o grccnlsh-whlto light In sufficient quan
tity to "Illuminate a email room , " I'rof.
Kbert , the well known German scientist , haa
tnado meaRiirements which chow that a single
horeo power of elcctrlo energy would bo
iulllclent to operate 10.000,000 I'ulul Imnjia.
Tble clinply mentis that wo ore on the
verge of a vast discovery In electric eclcnce.
Taken In connection with n rsccnt state
ment of I'rof. Oliver J. Lodge , wo can well
bellovo that the lighting ey tcm of the fu
ture will bo llttlo eliort of marvelous ns far
as the Melioration of the light Is concerned ,
Frof. Lodge , who la the bead of the Depart
ment of Experimental Phyalcs In University
College , Liverpool , nays that "If mechanical
energy can bo converted entirely Into light
lone , one man turning the crank ot a sulta-
blo machine could generate enough light for
whole city. " I'uluJ claims that his lamp
fulfills this condition , and Is working bard to
bring It down to a practical Iwsli. If ho
does so. be will have perfected tin most
conomlo lighting system In the world.
< TIIU LIGHT OP TUB FUTt'nB. '
Tbcjto statements may bo said to recount
the Initial aVUrupU to produce w.at ) Is
popularly known as "the light ot tbe future. "
It U tlio dream ot sctonlUti at tbe present
time to produce light without bent , That Ute
to perfect a system In wlilub every bit ot
tbe producing energy will bo turned Into
llbt. As our elcctrlo lighting yitem DOW
slits , only from 1 to 3 per cent of 100 per
cent Is expended In light. The rc.it of the
energy panes off In tbo form ot beat , it Is
this luimi'Dte watte ot energy which makes
it neceasiry for us to employ strain eurriucv
4yoamci end expeuw ircallng apparatus uf
L
all klndsi In producing what Is after all but
a mere residue of Illumination. In. short , to
procure 2 or 3 per cent of Illumination , we
are compelled to throw away 07 or 98 per cent
of heat. Scientists , then , are striving toi nave
\\asto and this practically Is
thla Immenseasto
what Prof. Ledge means by siylng that If It
becomes possible to convert mechanical
energy Into light alone a whole city might bo
lighted by tbo simple turning ot a crank
ehaft.
ehaft.WHAT THE NHW LAMP IS LIKE.
Puluj's lamp Is not operated by dynamos or
storage batteries. It operates with a different
Irlnd of electric current. It Is lighted by
means of an Induction cell or a glass plato
electric machine. The static electricity thus
produced Is the same In every respect as
lightning. It la atmospheric and Its voltage
or elcctro-motlvo force Is so great that It
will readily pasa through the air. It need
therefore surprise no one to know that the
lamp of Puluj can bo operated , oven though
only ono terminal of the Induction cell ( the
negative polo for Instance ) Is connected to U.
The lamp Itself Is shaped very much the
same as an ordinary Edison Incandescent
lamp , except that the wires leading Into the
lamp do not extend up the neck from n
socket. They extend directly through the
side of tbo bulb. They are made of
aluminium. The negative polo or cathode ,
ends In a email reflector-shaped disc. Hang-
lug from the point or apex of the lamp globe
Is a small square sheet of mica. The piece
of mica faces the reflector disc or negative
polo and Is painted with sulphide of calcium ,
an extremely phosphorescent substance.
When the negative polo of tha lamp Is con
nected \\ith an Induction cell the current
Is , as It were , concentrated by tbo llttlo disc
In the lamp and a constant stream of radiant
electric matter flows from It and bombards
the painted sheet of mica which Immediately
brilliant pbosphores-
Blow * with an Intensely
C ° Thls1Su'PuluJ's lamp as It exists today.
The heat evolved from It Is Infinitesimal in
quantity. Nearly all of the energy put Into
It ls converted Into light. It la therefore llio
nearoat possible approach to cold light that
has yet been made. Hut It Is not In Its
present etaco available for general lighting
purposes. PiilnJ Is experimenting with a
view to arriving at a solution of the ob
stacle. It Is his "belief that the general ad
vancement of lighting and the tolutlon of
the problem of making light entirely without
heat will be found by chemical means. Ho Is
carrying on a aeries of Investigations to the
end of producing a chemical lighting system.
Not the production ot light through the con
sumption of chemicals , but , as far as can be
learned , the chemical conversion of the other
Into light. It Is uot easy to Imagine bow
this Is to be done , but such Is tbe statement.
Puluj , it the fates smllo on his experiments ,
ulll tome day bate an ether system ot light
production on bis little lamp. He Is seeking
to dcvhe some method for oscillating tbe
ether eo as to produce light. In case of
turcees his lamp would become an object of
great Interest. Great obstacles Ho In the
way and for tbo sake of tbe uninitiated a
little explanation may bo necessary.
1 SOUUOB OP LIGHT.
that ' 'tho do
The man who maintains sun
move"lll declare that It U also the source
ot light. Hut the modem eclentlit , while
ArquleicInK In tlio fact , will add that light
Is a condition of tbe surrounding ether which
may on occasion to disturbed or regulated
so ca to piodtire a concentration ot Illumina
tion nt a certain point. ThU point may bo a
I'uluJ lamp or some othei Agent , It matters
not ju t now. The object to be sought Is the
mc li d of coucvntratlou. Light trau-Ia at
the rate ot 185,000 miles a second. In travel
ing at this great speed the ether or atmos
phere which conveys the light Is vibrated up
and down , sideways and crosswise , at the
rate of many trillion oscillations per second.
Thus It not only goes forward at great ppeed ,
but it also vibrates In Its passage. To make
light of this nature It would therefore be
necessary to cause the ether to oscillate nt a
tremendous rate. Prof. L"odge estimates that
to produce ether waves ono meter In length
would require 300,000,000 oscillations pet
second. Now , when a Leyden jar is dis
charged of Its electricity , the latter dis
turbs the other surrounding the jar and
carves It Into wavea. which travel away
into space with a velocity of 185,000 miles per
second , the same velocity as that ot light.
But the oscillatory power1 Is not sufficient to
produce light. Hero a discrepancy creeps In.
Again quoting Prof. Ledge , It may bo well
to point out that "a common pint Leyden
Jar discharging through a pair of tongs may
start a system of ether waves each not longer
than about fifteen or twenty meters , and Its
certain chemical Improvements In Ills lamp.
In a recent lecture too stated that Hertzlou
rays or electrical oscillations generated by
Leyden jar discharges varle'd from 1,000,000
to 10,000,000 per second , according to the
size of the Jar , but that thin would have to
bo Increased to 400,000,000,000,000 ( four hun
dred trillions ) oscillations per second before
they would become visible as red light.
Some conception of what this means maybe
bo had by remembering that a tuning fork
Vibrating at the rate of 1,000 oscillations
per second would be compelled to vibrato
1,200 years in > order'tp encompass this num
ber of oscillations. There Is , therefore ,
something of a task In store for the scien
tists who expect to harness the ether and
make it produce light. Puluj says that the
pulsations of electric rays become more rapid
as the metallic coating ot the Leydeu jars
gets smaller. That Is , the discharge from
a very thin coating will produce a greater
number ot oscillations than one from a
thicker coating. Calculations show that If
-
-V. , jjl V i & .
i ONE MAN TUHNINO A CRANK MAY LIGHT A WHOLE CITY.
rate ot escalation will be something Ilk
10,000,000 per second. A liny thlmble-elzed
Jar overflowing Its edge may propagate waye
only about two or three feet long. " It will
thus bo seen that tbe rate of electrical os
cillation capable ot being produced by ap
paratus now obtainable la not sufficient to
cause an appearance ot sustained light.
Oscillators have been made with a capacity
for generating ether waves 1,900 kilometers
or 1.200 miles long , but tbo rate of their
oscillation (157 ( complete awlnge per second )
Is not sufficient for practical purposes. The
object aimed at , then , by scientists Is to
produce an oscillation of electrical waves
which will equal the oscillation of tbe ether
when wrought up to a light-giving pitch.
HOW TO HARNESS THE ETHEH.
U ii tbe Intention of Puluj to bridge over
part of the Intmculog gap by means of
3 the- coating could be made as small as the
material molecules of tbe Atmosphere the
1 oscillations would -reach many billions per
1 second. To produce this extremely thin
coating Is the great 'problem , for If this
molecular film could discharge Its electricity
In conjunction will ) the .molecules surround
ing It oscillation * would bo produced wbicl |
might under certain circumstances bo per
ceived as light. It the frequency Is greater
than 700.000,000,000 , ultra violet or 'X rays
would be produced , i ( i
HOW DA'YLIGHT IB MADE.
If It Is possible to o vibrate the ether
as to cause It to produce light we would get
a very Dear approach to , d yllght. Phos
phorescent substances brought within range
ot the oscillating machine could , be made to
glow vividly. U la probablu that the energy
of the oscillator vtoulf be made to flow to
two reflectors or plates placed opposite each
other. Certain objects held between the
reflectors would give off light. It Is found
that where n vacuum la concerned the rate
ot oscillations need not bo so high In order
that light may be produced. Even now , it
a Puluj lamp Is held between two metal
surfaces which form part of a high fre
quency electric circuit , the lamp will gow ! ,
even though no metal connection bo made
between it and the surface. In short , the
molecules of the atmosphere , or , to bo more
exact , the ether , Is more easily affected In a
vacuum than under ordinary conditions. ,
Tcsla once made a remark which was full
of the spirit of future progress In the mat
ter of lighting. "It Is of not little Interest , "
ho said , "to contemplate that wo have a
possible way of producing by other than
chemical means a veritable flame which
would glvo light and heat without any ma
terial being consumed , without any chemi
cal process taking place , and to accomplish
this wo only need to perfect methods ot
producing enormous frequencies and poten
tials. " These words of Mr. Tcsla contain
a suggestion tha full meaning of which
has lately been more thoroughly under
stood. To produce something from nothing
has over been n great human problem , not
always solvable. Hero la a great scientist
pointing out a scientific way of accomplish
ing the feat. The hidden meaning of the
remark Isnot bard to discern. His words
would ecem to Intimate that we have been
employing exceedingly crude methods of
light production ; that In the laboratory of
nature means and material exist which maybe
bo procured and ured for the mere asking ;
that our proper course would ba first ( o see
how light id produced In nature , and then
au far as possible go and do likewise. The
barnerslng of tbo other means the solution
of many great secrets of universe , the utili
zation of natural light , the subtle transmis
sion of speech through miles of space and
the greatest triumph science haa yet known ,
TIIU OLD TIMKUS.
The 93d birthday of Neal Dow will occur
on March 18 , and the day will bo marked in
Boston by a banquet , at which a number of
prominent people will bo present.
The once famous Russian actress , lime.
Orlav , who Is 95 years old , recently made
her appearance on the etago at Ostakow for
the benefit of a charitable Institution.
Ono of tbo jolllest of the old men pres
ent at the old folks' dance given recently
at Barre , Mass. , was Dr. William L. Rus
sell , who Is now the oldest living graduate
of Harvard col lego. Dr. Russell is ! )7. )
William Davis , a fanner near Lebanon ,
Ind. , died suddenly on the morning of tbo
4th of hoirt disease. He was 86 years ot
ago and was a native of Kentucky , He wan
married tbrco tlmee and was the father of
twenty-two children.
Sixty-five years ego Hiram Lukcns en
tered tbo Intelligencer ofllo at Doylestown
to learn printing , and be la there yet. setting
ting type as fast as anybody around tbe
place. Ills record of continuous service with
one establishment la probably uncqualed In
tbo business. i
Ignaco Pclotte , who died on Macklnao Is
land recently at ) tbe age of 93 , was tbo last
survivor of tbe American Fur company. He
bad an Indistinct recollection of John Jacob
Astor , tha principal owner of tbe company ,
and a memory of event * ot Interest In the
west during the flrit bait of tbo century.
Theodore Sedgwlck Fay , who was asso
ciated with N. P. Willis and George P. Mor
ris lu editing the New York Mirror more
than sixty years ago , Is still living In Ber
lin , at the age of 90. Three novels from bis
pen , "Norman Leslie , " "Countess Ida" and
"Hobokcn ; A Romance of New York , " were
once very popular. A few years ago bo wrote
a history of Germany.
Ex-Judgo W. W. Crump , who died re
cently at his home in Richmond at tbo ago
of SO , was ranked as ono of tbo ablest crlm-i
inal lawyers of the south , having figured In
tbo most famous Virginia cases , notably the
Jeter Phillips and Cluvcrlus murder trials.
Ho was noted for a remarkable recollection
of events , his mind was stored with remin
iscences of Virginia people , and bo was a
brilliant conversationalist.
Colonel Richard Malcolm Johnston , the
novelist of Georgia dialect , la bereaved by
the death < of bis wife , Frances Mansfield
Johnston , In her 08th year. They were mar
ried when aho was 15 nnd Mr. Johnston 22 ,
and their golden wedding , not three years
ago , was celebrated by a public reception at
the Lyceum theater In Baltimore , where
both have resided since soon after tbo war.
Miss Sarah Beatty , aged 78 , was found
dead at her homo , eight mllea south of
ICokomo , Ind. She lived alone on her forty-
aero farm and had not been seen tor several
days. When found she was sitting In her
chair , whcro she had sat four days dead.
In an envelope In her packet was found ? 100
In bills and In a corner of tlio clock ) a bun-
dla of notes representing ? 900. Packages of
silver were found secreted In different parto
of the house.
Three years ago Mrs. Jane Moody of Dar
lington county , South Carolina , celebrated
tbo centennial anniversary ot her birth.
The old lady had a family reunion , nt which
tbero were 1GI of her descendants children ,
grandchildren , great-grandchildren nnd
great-great-grandchildren. Mrs. Moody was
In good health and enjoyed the occasion
immensely. Her death 1ms just been an
nounced at the ago of 103. Her living de
scendants have Increased to 187 and a great-
great-great-grandchild added to the Impos
ing array , Mrs. Moody was only married
once , the husband of her girlhood living
with her for over fifty years.
"Undo Harry Rosa , Terre Hautc'a oldest
person and oldest resident , was 9G years of
ago last Tuesday , and Is In good health. Ho
was born In Saratoga county , Now
York , and lived there and In
Onondaga county until December , 1818 ,
when be followed thrco brothers to
Indiana. Until 1824 bo resided a few miles
below Terra Haute , on the Wabash river.
In 1821 ho moved Into the town and with bis
brothers began manufacturing brick , In
which Industry they were -very successful.
The tbreo brothers died eomo years ago.
Harry Rots retired from active business many
years ago and gave bis time to looking after
hl/5 property and Investments. Ho was a
stockholder and director In the Vandalla
Railroad company from 1850 until a few years
ago , when the property changed bands. Ho
also was a director In the First National
bank for several years. Ho has four chil
dren , seven grandchildren and three great
grandchildren. '
TOLIJ OUT OP COURT.
An old darky was brought before a couth-
ern magistrate , not long ago relates Harper's
Round Table , accuted of stealing a neighbor's
chlckeatf when tbe nlgbta wcro dark and no
one stirred abroad. Tbo old man put up a
long but weak argument , seizing Upon every
possible straw < o support Ills defense. The
evidence was too atrong , however , aud
inatton were rapidly approaching a climax
that meant a month of Idleness In tbe town
jail. Tbe thought of this and the attendant
Ignominy stirred the old darky to a point
where bo did nothing but splutter out.
"Ton my honor , Jedge , Iso or Iso didn't
done take 'em. "
At last the judge grow tired , and wa
about to Boctenco him , when a broad anillo
Illuminated the darky's face as he cried out :
"I's got It , Jcdgo ; Iso can prove an alibi
'bout dom chickens. "
"Well , what Is It ? " exclaimed the judge.
"You sco , jodge , no poor colored man could
take dem chickens at nighttime. "
"How's that what do you mean ? "
" 'Caus , Jcdge , dey's nothln' but roosters
nt night , and do charge am dat I took
chickens. " |
The Ingenuity of tbo defense- won the day.
As the prisoner wan being led' hack to his
cell In New York , ho asked to ueo tha
telephone.
" 1 want to notify some friends In heaven
that I am duo there at 2 p. m. "
"What's that ? " asked the justice. I
"Ho says , your honor , " Raid Policeman
Sweeney , "that bo wants to telephone to hli
lawyers. "
"Oh , I understand , " paid Justice Kramer.
" .Where arc his Inwyers ? "
"In heaven , " repeated tbe prisoner ,
"My dear man , " said Policeman Sweeney ,
urging him toward the door , "don't you
know that there nro no lawyers In heaven ? "
Armstrong was surprised to hear It , and
wanted to think It over after ho returned to
the quiet of bis coll.
Dig lawyers are often brought together la
the fodcial court In Chicago , and often they
bccomo friendly enough to crack jokes at
each otbcr'e expense.
The other day n tall nnd a short lawyer ot
Chicago and a fat couneilor from New Yorlc
wcro talking in ono of the court rooms after
adjournment , when the fat lawyer suggested
that ho had laid by a llttlo money and was
considering the advisability of retiring nd
devoting bis time to certain punmlta and
studies which ho had neglected In the rush of
living. I
"What would bo a profitable study ? " h
asked the short Chicago attorney.
"Something you have neglected , you
mean ? " was the response. "Oh study law.1 *
MMS TO HULU.V.
Written for Tlio lice.
Gomel llttlo lady anil whisper to me ,
Those thouKhta which childhood cuu
And bear mo away ,
Through mists of the day.
To the count ) y just over tlio brink.
This country they say Is cloudless and pure ,
No inlHtH from Us streams ever ilse ;
Cornel little one , sweet ,
Cnmo ! alt at my feet ,
And lull me , that I may be wise.
You know very well the Klnff of that luUL
Will you scntl Him a letter for mo ?
And ask Him to look ,
On heaven's fulr book ,
For my name as wo null o'er the sea ?
Come ) lot us KO nnd wornhlp this Klnff
And ask Him our pilot to be ,
To throw us the rope ,
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