THE OMAHA DAILY JU3E : HATfllDAY , FEIVKTTAHV 27 , 18D7. Mr. OTlllW t\\D J TlUX Ot-ns. B0od thcr want , and tholM.erdfl , flocks an < J prwldcnt after ( tin * > wit THE OMAHA Puiiv I HtJP IJIMV E. IIC > SE\VATBR , IMIlor. I'UJlLISItKD UVBIIV MOUSING. TRIlMH Of SUltSClltlTION. Pally ! ! ( VMtliout Sunday ) , Cno Yenr. . . Dully lite sn.l Humlny , one Y r . Blx Months . lluee Months . . . , . Rundny lite , One Ytnr . \ViMy Rolunlay Het Iico , , One One Year Arnr . . . . . . . . . . . . OrriCES ! Omaha ! Tha n < > lliillillng. . . , . K'uth Omnliu. SlriKir Hlk , Cor. N nnil " Count II llluttfti 10 1'earl street. rhl.i . Oilier. JI7 rhumbof Cnmwer - New York : Itoomi 11 , H nnJ 15 , TrUiun- Wnthlngtoni WI Hth Mitel. roitiu : . rorii > fi.scn. All cemmunlcfillons rclnim * to news m torlnl trmller should be ml < ] reM * < 5i To Iho nusiNiss i.irnr.Hs. hf > All bilMnrM letters unit tinHlMie UilreiMotl to Tlia Hen PutllshltiS01 Oinnlm lnnft * . clucltc , * tire s ni l VV the money enl r lo bo mnJe pa > nblo to t > l the coiniihny _ . „ COMP ; Tin : inn : punwninxo BTA-niiiTrNr bt : UIICUL.ATION. CHIC if Nchtnfl.il , I Doogln * County. | ( ipm > , c n. Tsreiiuck , tfcretary nt The ' n i IWilia company I Miii ; duly * viwn. copies i nctiml number of full ntwl complMo D'llty MornliiK , i\tnlnc Vnrt Sunday me t : , wa < luring tlio month of Jonuiry , ISO Ions : 1 . 1UC6 K Z . MJ73 IS S . 20.STO 19SO 4 . 80,17(1 ( SOSI r. . . . , . 1 .K2 SI 5 . 15.ES7 22 7 . IISST 21 6. . . . . 11.S12 23 . . 10 . . . . . SOMO W 11 . 20.017 27 . 12 . 16.9M 2 < . 11 . l'i-'l ' SI . ' . , . 1S.B71 SO . Jl . " 81..I If , . ll , ! ! 1C . 31.017 It itlpiVictioii'a"for"unViilJ ! 'nnil rclurnnl Tnlnl nrt nlni No.lully . n WMI ntvl FU i crllicil I before me Hnern lo pri-Btnrc ! Ililn S.1 tins of robrunry l'JJ Notnry I'll Onod for the Nnrlhwrslpvn ! Xc\l fov the exposition slock ! railway rrcolvor hl In Tin * Intt-st the Inx-UIiif , ' of llii HocUiiiK ValU-.v 1C Consul Ccnpinl receive- pass 'it" ' ' wi Uuow to ilo with them- lint Who hna the blcsiest pull will state ipimto ? The railroads 01 iniseellaneons eoi poiatlous ? 's two KiMintoiN HKICO ll thins ; both want to sec the ting * o ( imehalueil on the slljilite t. piovoc ; With a PprltiK city election In Runuuer Omaha will have anothe elusive novelty hi municipal 550 ment. If the defaulting Sioux City cashier N In Omaha , and N wa "someone had better be scut fioni to llnd him. Mail ; Ilnnnn's prospeeltvo elev to the senate \\t\i \ not < le < > IsniMl to p his political opponents , and It seei have well accomplished Its put-post A foreit reserve may be the p : thins , ' , hut If It Is calculated to n the settlement of the western stat may carry more harm than good lu The pleasure , trip of two war shl Key West will afford the bloodtl fakirs who aie swarming on the 1-1 coast with mote matetlal for seusat Cuban war news. With the r.mlliiKton nest OCR of 000 matched by the Xorthwestetn's ( X)0 ) exposition subscription , the $1 000 mark onj-ht to he leached h many more \\eeks hhall have passe Ih'ery legislative member who ae the Invitation to participate In tin .Sar-ltcn initiation may rest assured warm welcome , no matter whetlu voted for or against the exposition A police board that can Inveigle the mlnlstets and the open-Sunda ; locates into eudotsini ; It at one the same time must lie classed ai the most skllllul "leformers" o And now it Is snid th.it Itiynn wi tend McKlnley's InatiKUiatlon i private cltl/.en. It would he intere to know why he should not be tin ho wants to and In what other cap ho could piesent himself. Sir Joseph Potter's expi'ilenco 1 the handle of the lilt , ' front door In iillolcd by that of home of the fr trust magnates \\lto am.iss colossi tunes without the slightest Idea of the business Is conducted. It Is < > asy e'nongh to establish a Male Institution , but It is next t < .possible to abolish one whose u1 ness has been outlived. If Nebi maintained ten soldleis' homes ic Btrances would be Jiint as iiiinii ngalnst closing any one of them , No man can ever prosper by pi down his nelghboix and no town nourished on the destitution of towns. 1'iosperlty Is contagious , , pei.son who Imagines ids ilse de | on othcts falling Is tied to a dead w , from which lie \\lll never be able l < himself. The men hacly of the pioposed silver republican organisation pit that this Is a device Intended to ' the way clear for Ibo wllverlles to n i to the republican parly after the in question Is settled. This Is a "wlicinc. to get out of a parly for tin puipo.se of getting back. The constitution of Nebraska prcs.sly pinhlblls the appolntmeii inemhcis of the legislature to any created by the hotly lo which the ; long. It is enthely hitpcrlluons , I fore , lo alt.ich a clause lo any bill Ing members of the legislature Inell to olllco finder ll provisions. Congress Is again In a very mood and insists on keeping the va executive departmeiit.s busy prep ; aiifnu'iH to Us mimetous inct.tlnns. ) stieak of congressional Inquisitive however , can last only a few 'longer , anil then the department c vvlll heave u huyu algU of relief. , T//K/.VTfiHBST or ironKWOMfiiV. _ . . . . i . . _ ' _ _ _ Krom the stfliulpolnt tnkpn by Ingmcn the Insertion of the pro < In the exposition bill requiring the to pay not less than $1.00 n < la unskilled labor employed Hi the Btructlon of the stnto building Is i tory for labor. As a matter of fnct restriction will do more harm Hum lo Omaha worklngmen. It's Incv effect will be to overstock the labor large numbers c kot by drawing boicrt , from every place where the of labor Is lower. Thousands of st hands employed on the lines of the toads for $1.25 a day would conic Omaha to compete for this work. < thousands who are Idle now or occasionally for ? 1 a day would make their way to Gtunlm In exi lion of earning higher wages thai paid elsewhere. As the state at would employ only a few hundrei skilled woikmen , those who fall t on the state pay roll would elite ; with Omaha i lists lu competition Ingmon for pilvnte employment , crowding out deserving men who their homes here. 12von If the same. Rl.RO clatiso we be inserted lu all contracts for i sltlon buildings , tltp effect would b same or worse. The gteatcr pa the woik to bo done In Omaha w the. nc.xt two years will be on bulh elected or reconstructed by pi parties and Improvements mail citizens Individually and collective ! ] the present ovei crowded condlMo the labor maiket It would be fol expect that the laws of supply an mand , which govern the price of as they do the prices of commoi the laborer buys , can be stmpende legislative act or by comblnatlo labor. Such combinations lire sue ful only when the demand for labo ceeds the supply. What the nverngp Omaha wor man \\ants Is employment , not foi days a week at high wages , but fo days a week at fair wages. lie not w.iut a feast one week and a fa lite next week. Woiklngmen imibt In mind that the amount of mone ; exposition purposes will be liniltei Is In'their inteiesl that the largest lier of men be employed for the lei possible time. If. by artlllclal n the cost of labor is materially r the extent of exposition buildings Improvements will have to be c spondlngly curtailed. In other w 1C the cost of construction work Is r the hi/.e of. buildings and number of employed must be reduced. It res Into a question which Is best foi mass of laboring men , lo have men earn $1,300 a day or to have earn $1,500 a day. Is it more \-antageous to labor to keep idle a portion of their force who need liloyment simply in order that the o may get more than the average m : \\ages ? Another question that piesents is the effect of an abnotmal ad\ uf common wages , If that weie ] ble , upon Investors -\vlio might be posed to put their money Into Oi store buildings , mills or factories year or next year. Would these venture upon building ptojectb \ by postponing them for two years , know they will bavo fioui 10 to 'j ; uent on their co.st ? These .suggestions are prebcntci The Bee not in any antagonism I gnnlzcd labor or better wages , hi the interest of Omaha workingmen have been patiently inuilting tin portunlty lor work which the expos is designed to afford. A r/Jirjsr MKTHOO. A method adopted by the Sugar and which was not disclosed by tl vestlgatlon In New V'oik Is explalni of IJuffalo whoa a wholesale grocer a victim. Ills story is that he had denied membership In this Whol llrocers1 association ; that the a.ss with the t. lion had an agreement tiuMJjy which Its mombeis were t little above the trust tain a late a In New York , with a rebate of 1 pel for 300 band lots. He sought to sugar from the tiust on the same t and was refused it because he wa ii member of the association. l > oul other wholesale gtocers lu various at the country have had a slmlla ; perlenee. Of coutse the tuist wa1 bound to sell sugar to the Huffalo chant. It it did not deshe his pa , tge ll had a perfect right to deelli do business \\Ith him. But it api that the trust had formed an all ! offensive and defensive , -with the W sale dioeeis' association which p ll In a position to control that assoei in its own interest , regulating the of sugar as It pleased. It w.ts s by the president of the association an auxiliary ol ll was practically linst and' doubtless only those wet milled to It whom the trust otliclal proved. It thus has under its co nearly all the wholesale giocers large part of the country If not The lofusal of the house of r sentatlvos to pnnlde for at least battleship was a concession to tin mand for economy In public e > illtuies ( he wisdom of which \\11 illiontloucd. It may fairly be urged tills saving could have been mad > ome other dliectlon , without any h to tile public service. It Is true tliu tlready have a very creditable navy It will hardly be claimed ( hat adequate , and until U Is made so work of adding to It should not Everybody at all familiar with the lect knows that the chief requlrcme nioro battleships. These are needei defense. The construction of a hi ship takes a good deal of time. The I'nlted States outsli Din * built in Hie : t navy yaidas the Indiana am though three yeais W | > ru allowed fo mllillng there was a delay of a year i half before she was in condltloi iccoptance. It has piactlcTilly t foiir and a half years also to cons Ihe Massachusetts ami Oregon ai low appears that It will take just a Unit time to get the Iowa ready service. It will thus b'e seen thai lulldlng of battleships takes time. It Is the oplutuu of those whose J mcnt should \TclKhttIintUiprnItcil _ . . . . . . . . . States ought to have at least a do ; these great war ships and some authorities have urged that the in should bo not less than twenty , vision has been made for eight r must be clear to anybody that this her could not properly s nnl oui ports ngalnst n formidable naval that might he sent against them thesi course we me now fortifying ports and It Is expected that \ \ \ ( few years they will be In good deft condition , but this will not allow dispense with battleships. Kng coasts are well defended , yet she not rely wholly upon this , but ket hand an ample naval force foi emergency , Tula country Is not necessarily governed In tills matter by what nations arc doing , but It would grave mistake to refuse to give an ; slderallon to the fact that the other powers of the world arc steadily lin Ing their navies. Great Britain's estimates for 1890-07 amount to a of $100,000.000 and her slilpbu program piovldes for the construct ! live battleships , while her annoi policy Is lo hurry all work to eiuly pletlou. Franco Is carrying out a gram adopted six yeius ago , > provides for the construction of el one vessels of various types , hive nn expenditure- $170,000,000. many Is adding to her navy , as Is Ilussla has a shipbuilding prograi cover a period of seven years , will carried out will cost over ? : ,00,00 Japan has a scheme of vast propoi for Increasing her navy. So It Is nil the maritime nations. They steadily and as rapidly as possibl creasing their naval power. Our needs for a navy are no than what Is necessary for a propi fcnso of our tenitory and the i lenance of our national dignity an spcct. We do not seek to Inspire ft others , but simply to put ourselves condition to command respect , money that has been spent In bill up a navy there are few will : ion has been well spent , but we ha\ yet accomplished all that Is desli The nation can still afford a few lions annually for increasing the It Is very likely the senate will tak < view of the matter. WASTED While seualortl wcio on Tlnusda Ing the chamber of the United senate with fervid pleas for Julio guilty aud passionately denou Spain for the cruelty with which hi been treated , the Spanish govern was performing the last act nece lo his release from prison the sij af a pardon by the queen regent. " \ \ the same time the American consul eral at Havana made a statement t correspondent of the Associated that neither our Hag nor young A jan women had evr been Insulted i the Spanish being , on the contiary formly courteous and polite t < Americans. i In the light of these facts it inn1 cur to everybody that there was a waste of words and al o of val time in the senate , but there wl some compensation if senators learn from It not to give way so < to their emotions aud not to give ready credence to the reports of s tlonal newspapers. The sight of liberative body like the United S senate In a tumult of passion is i idlfylng , because the people expe ( hid theie calm wisdom anil caret u servatlsin ; but when there Is no slantlal foundation for the dlsph passion , when those who exhibit i either without Information or r formed , the exhibition becomes p roach to congress and to the con When senators thus unbridle their slims without' really knowing w fore , -what must bo thought or exp of average citizens ? Unquestionably General Saiigulll ; suffered III ttoatment at the ham the Spanish authoiltles in Cuba , 1 seems it will have to be admitted our government h.is done its duty i case. lie will go free without prej to his claim for indemnity and mid edly he will lind the United Slates eminent icady to support and earn press that claim. There aie American citizens in Cuban ptisons probably .are not well treated , but tppcars no reason to doubt Unit the innnipiit Is also doing its duty In cases. It Is a delicate situation ail' ' tendency of such outbursts- th Ihe senate on Thursday Is to rent more .so. Tltete should be more lldence In the Integiily of inn pose o executive authorities. An Iowa paper warns the pcop N'ebiaska that If the experience of Is a pioper criterion the pioposed lion of the olllee of slate printer in ( tale Is only the entering wetU wholesale jobbery and annual en ! it'enl.s of Ihe expense of state pill In Iowa the state prlntershlp is liosi'd lo he one of the most lucr < > laces in the gift of the dominant i ind It Is made a source of cam ] icvcnue of no small dimensions , iraska certainly does not want tepetltlon of Iowa's state prlnte .cand.ils. One of the populist opponents 01 'xposltloti hill In the house aetuall.v lie audacity to state as one reasoi ils attitude that the railroads igalnst the exposition for fear It cad to lower passenger lates. If ivero so every populist In. the .liotild he enthusiastic for the ex ; ion , because the populists have nl' ' teen demanding reduced railway i ; ) f courxo It Is not true , but It ser\ how to what inconsistencies some do may be led by llielr groun irejndlce against Omaha. Kvury legislature from time nemorlal has been toin up by bll > rotcct the public from quacks , lectors from compctitoru. But all nws on Hie statute books me Inopei ; inless they aie enforceable. We air itivt ) laws against quackery and > raeilco , which can bo made etfe > nly by public sentiment and the luttfujinhsenco Of one or the officers iabsence itj . . . . . AIM' . , . . _ failure of tne other , anti-quack will remain dead loiters. Chief of lvHlk % Klgwnrt has IK responded t < 5"\Ho request of ( In comptroller foe an Itemized aceoi Of the money , he drew out of th treasury for special detective si Ls It possible tlfat a "reform" eh police cannot' detect the servlc which this nMMey Was expended would the inherent ite'ms look too In a public document ? The National iSouiul Money I starts out under favorable auspice may be expected to do some off work In counteracting the pol virus spread broadcast by never-ci free coinage agitators In the onin ! the silver bulllonalros. The sickening silence which cir the mystery of the movements of C and Flts'slmmons Is momentarily h by a moving description of the aci which befell ihe latter In his r Ihrough a window to escape the w tlendii. The Point of tln 1'hlliulelphla L It may do no harm lo rcmcmbci arbitration Is moro HUcly to bo suet It Via hav3 th1) means to enforce It. lo Hi ' Itcpubllenn , Could nnjthlnR bo moro ilcfercntln ! Mr. Clo\cl.imVs remark lit his \oto m of Monday "I hope I may bo permit call tbo attention of the senate,1' etc. urally , tlio president tlocs not. venti more tbau hope that the senate will to him. _ _ Oliciilnir Ut the MtllN. Now York Mull nnJ Express. Nearly all the great steel mills 1 country have enough orders on hand i slulit to keep them at work for a This means steady employment for i amount of labor and widespread 1m ment In business conditions. With a constructed tariff bill the upward mcnt In prosperity will speedily devoid a genuine boom. True for Von. Colonel Dnni New York Sun. The heart } applause- with which ever thacnt expressive of passionate patriot ! the speeches on Washington's day w ; plaudcd indicates that tlio people ha' come heartily tiled of the defamatl everything American which has been on hero for thh teen years past. It Is e that the people thuik this Is aery country to live In. and even "a little than other cotintiles. " l'nili < ' 77l < TN do Kn-c Id ( Muss ) Republican Whether the state Is to let cmbezzl scot frco who ha\o friends able and ito to make good their defalcations Is , we repeat , a most serious question. Negl prosecute In two recent cases of this k the eastern part of the state will bo by all persons occupying positions of ' and must of i of .n the handling money lend a givater easiness to continued sp tlon with the .funds of other people. risks of proper punishment in case of I have been reduced , and that , too , und authority of tuo stae. Our Ilepros nUitH OH Alironi Chlcapjo Chronicle Secretary Olney' suggestion that tin eminent spend $2,500,000 In building able houscH for our diplomats and c abroad will doubtless be received with of derision on thei part of the new ! press of the country , but there is good i why It should be favorably consldera present our representatives abroad res second or third rate houses , some of situated In the shabbiest quarters c city. It is a fact that ambassadors , isters and consuls are paid miserable for the work they do and the Ulgnltj are presumed to Keep up. Tim xioiu : OKrun Avm.r.i Philadelphia Times Barbed wlro Is plentifully In that Cuban trocha. telegraph wlro been chosen it might looked personal to Woyler. Minneapolis Tribune : The Spanls thoritles in Cuba got hold of a Fienc by mistake , but they dropped him like ' coal after a little hint fiom the ! consul. Then to get even they ar a lot more Americans and throw then jail. Kansas City Star : With the rising of war e\oKcd by the reported mun : Dr. Hulz by the Spaniards In Cuba the volco of Spain protesting that tl ciilent shall bo hncstlgated and the parties punished. Whooter desires w is plain that Spain docs not. Springfield Republican- Whatever tl tails surrounding his death , and win the facts us to his American cltlirensl Is certain that Dr. KuU died in a i pileon as the result of Inhuman tteal Wo cannot escape the inference that p ore in Spanish jalto on the Island are tl In a barbarous manner. When will It c Now York Sun : It would be to the 1 the country if General Lee were to thn the ol'lco of consul general at Havana , know the trials he has undergone i peiformanco of his olllcial duties , bt know , also , that in a v.cck from tMs thC'io will b2 a change of admlnlstratl Washington , and that thereafter he wl celve his Instructions from a president ( It ted than Cle\ eland to glvo them. If does not play the part of a. fool withl next few dayu , It Is possible that Gi Leo may be honored with a request to his office for some time after the 4 March He luus fllksl U well. I 3 lu lulled a good deal of valuable knov jnd experience during the period of hii In Cuba. I'OMTICAI. Dill FT. candidates fo There are twenty-two republican ncmlnatlon for governor of > ylvanla. Election day Is eight month * Major McKlnley's prlvato secretary i in the authority of the mother of the lont-clcct that McKlnley was born at I'rumlmll county , O , January 29 , 1S43 , controversy should now close. The supreme court of Missouri has dc 1ml women are eligible to hold any eli Jlllco In that state from which the ; tot specifically debarred by statute Ight to hold o III co not being dependent the light to vote , the women of Mis nay got the plums without being a .rouble to shake ( lie- tree , In two states pf the country , and Ii inly California and Kentucky , the olc , 'oto was dlvlilwl between the two < lites. Mr McKlnley receUed eight c , otes of California and Mr Ilrynu one Ur. McKlnley received twelve of the ) f Kentucky aii/J / , Mr Uiyan one .vcro also the two states , and the only u which the \ uta { or Palmer and Hit vas large enough to exceed the McH ) liirality. In Calif uinla McKlnluy's p ty was 1,822 ; Palmer's \ote was 2,001 Kentucky the MrlClnley plurality was : ho Palmer \otir was 5,114. Duilng the rifti'hioon of March 4 Cleveland will ( taKe the train direci Mnceton. The retiring president will it the sumo tlriio for an extended hu rip In the south , making use of tlio Dnelda , belonging to his friend , Mr illei it New Yorlt. and stopping at I'rlnccti it all , only for a brief period of prepar Ilthcrto the retiring president has beet nlttcd to sneak out of to. MI In a decl mostentatlous manner , but It U undei hat Major McKlnley desires to changi tad Intends to provide an escort of r : avalry to see Mr. Cleveland to the tra i final act of official courtesy from tt Doming to the outgoing president All but oiio of the presidents Inaugu ilncu the election of Abraham Lincoln 1 - ear 1SCO had experience In war before Section. Mr. Lincoln was captain of a mny raised for the 'DlacH Hawk war , Jrant. Ctarflcld , Harrison and McKlnloy ipgagud tn the war for the union I tad servo-J In tbo army. The nan Inaugurated since the r ipokrn of who never carried a gun Ii puntry's -"nice Is Mr. Cleveland. Au Johnaon , who uccamo Lincoln win Main , hful / previously bcci mill * tnry R0\ornir of Tem1o eo , and Mr. / * ho beccmo president nfter Clcnera field WHS slain , Imd honorably nrrv ntftto during the war ns a qtinrtcr general and Inspector general with th of brigadier Including the AdmlntMtntlrm of I'n Cleveland , the individual Jtntcn havi represented In the rablnets the fol number of times- Massachusetts , 2 ! ) York , 28 ; 1'cnnsjlvanla. 27 ; Vlrglnl Ohio , 19 ; Kentucky , IK ; Maryland , lli nectlcut , 9 ; Iiull.itia , 0 ; Georgia , S , Ton S , IlllnoK 0 ; Maine , C ; South Carol Mlreourl , 6 , Delaware , Bj Wlioonslti , G 4 ; MIchUAn , I ; Mississippi 4 ; New \ ; North Carolina , t ; Louisiana , .t ; sola. 3 ; New Hampshire , 3 ; West Vlrgl Vermont , 2 ; Alabama , 1 ; Arkansas , 1 orado , 1 ; Nebraska , 1 ; Oregon , 1. T lowing states have been without repr lion In the cabinet : California , l > Idaho , KniiPfis , Montana , Nevada , Dakota. Hhoilo Island , South Dakota , Utah , Washington and Wyoming. McKcnna's appointment will brea record , so far as California Is conce it ! \V A PIIIJSS COMMU.NT. Slotli ? City Times : If the Iowa IR | . wants to Investigate the frco pass qt It might turn Its own pocket ? Insldo o Davenport Republican- Attorney C Homlcy holds that the wife becomes n lcd when licr husband takes out natu tlon iipera ) , and can vote nt n schoo tlon where bonds are to bo Issued , t foreign-born , provided her husband ha > imturallml , Divsnport Democrat' The Iowa far ordinarily a man of fine sympathies , ' doesn't care a shock of eott corn hot the powers of Europe get mixed uj this Cretan afTalr , or how long the t lasts. He can raise corn for all the i the v\orld , with beef and bacon on tlv It they will only stop working long i to glvo him the chance. Hloomflcld Democrat : An App county farmer has arrived at the com that Ills hoises , sheep , cattle and ho ; not taxable , Inasmuch as our supreme has declared that ths taxing of Incoi unconstitutional , lie baaea hit com on the fact that thesa are the farme : come. He docs not receive ctsh for his on l\ls farm , but the Income from hl < bamlry Is the- Block reared. Thotif reasoning lo logical. It Is hardly pr that ho will escape taxation. Ho Isn' enough jet. TOM ! Ol T OK COl UT. "Well , " said the far western Judge foreman of the Jury. "Well , jer honor , " replied Hronchc " \\V didn't io Into the case ez fur oz nut we've took a vote an' nninlninusly i that the government side of the case h best lavv > or. " A man was up before a Buffalo Juili other day for stealing coal. The rallroi toctlvo said ho caught the fellow in car , but the min said that h was sleeping there , because his wife md ! him out and ho had no money to go hotel. "Pietty haul bed , wasn't It ? " askc Judge. "Oh , no , sir , " he answered ; "It wa coal " And the judge was so struck with th that ho let him go. A police Justice , n , of A I ) . , was asked by nn attorney the othc If ho had any blanks for a writ of tccum , and said that he had nono. "Well , " slid the attorney , "jou had get some as I want you to Issue 0111 mo. " "Oh , no you don't. You don't foe In that way. I looked all over town straight hoolc once when I was a bo ; I don't care to bo fooled again. " At a recent libel suit betwen two In Wisconsin , one of whom had pub of the other that ho vas a "botchp ; could not dye- any better than a cm house wife , " the defendant offered It denco a number of small , round paste boxes containing chemicals used In il and used them to test plaintiff's know Defendant himself testified so glib to their contents that plaintiff's atti who does not see well without glassc came suspicious that the boxes wete Ir and v\as rather sharp In , his cross-e\a tlon. In a dispute which arose as t Inability of the witness to tell thecoi of the boxes If they were not labelo plaintiff's attorney became somewha cited , and grabbing a box upon vvhh saw some printed words , approaches opposing counsel with a flourish and "Here , read that" Thereupon defem counsel deliberately adjusted his K and read , "Take one pill every night retltlng. " OUT OK Till : OKDIXAIIY. England has 10 000 dentists. I Berlin has 32,88" telephones. It costs $500,000,000 every week to ru world's railways A business firm In Stanford , Ky , a opens the day's business with prs proprlotois. clerks , messengers and pi all kneeling together. A hat pin flvo Inches long with a potcelaii ) Knob at one end was lee found In a hog's liver at Hennepln further search Is being made for the ; lady , the relatives having given up all The Ungllsh Island of Thanet Is a wholly composed of chalk. The isla ten miles in length and about five In br pnd geologists say that there are not than 12,000,000,000 tons of chalk "In s on it The mummy of an Egyptian princes ; liad red hair has just been taken fr tomb near Karnak. This gicat disc has stimulated archaeologists to con their excavations In the hope of flndln v.lilto horse. A club of fat men has been organl/ t'arls The minimum weight Is 224 po and several men of 450 pounds or over ilrcndy been em oiled. Capital dinner to be fuinished , and every member try to make a record for weight. In Austria the man who loses hot' hands In an accident ran claim Hio ' it his lifn Insurance money , on the qi ' .hat ho has lost the means of maln'i Mmsclf Loss of the right hand u > : ho claim from 70 to 80 per cent o ; otal. Knlly 100,000,000 persons , nearly equ [ he on tire population of the wostein h ihero are every jcar carried Into or o S'ow York on the railroads , while two if the many lines having their chief ton hero have a combined capital of $900 100 and a pay-roll of 125,000 employes. A scns'itlon has been created In Vlcm i young Bohemian physician , Dr. Ku \lm euros bhort-slghtcdiicss by means ilmplo operation. The university autlio ipprovo of his methods , but refusci ippllcatlon for a professorship on the gi hat hu is not properly qualified thci ully , The German emperor's wardrobe Is v ; it ? 500 000 , every uniform bearing pie lecoratlons Ho lias twelve vnlcts lovoto their entile attention to Its can ho wardrobe are uniforms of all the ncnts of tlio German army and o ! imperial Gciman navy , Austrian , Hut Swedish , English , Italian and other null hat are worn by the eirperor on his Join ind on the occasion of princely visits orm a part of his wardrobo. Tha approach of the centenary of the lat has led a I'arU newspaper to Intel ho literary and artlstli celebrities ol netropolls on the cubjuut of maec teadgear. Jules Lcmaltro , tlu < critic Iramallst , says thu tall hit Is "Igno Jiistavo Luiroiimet t-ays It Is IK nnamcntal nor practical , and Claretlo louncos It "ugly. Inconvenient , hetivj teadacho-produclng" Carolus Dtiran t "tho lust word of the horrible" ; oncral consensus of opinion Id umphatl igalnst the "beaver " A recent breach of promise case In and , In which 800 love letters figured .alls the case of Miss Kllcn Miles ag 'aptaln Megan , forty y-ars o a. whet liter was member of I'.irllanicnt fur \ -oath. C'aptuln .Magan'8 love epistles 10 numerous that Mu Mlles hid ulntod , and they apn-nrod In rouit Ii 01 m of a neat quarto volume of 198 p i'ho case waa nettled by the jiiymer hu plaintiff of $10,000. Captain M itlptilatlng that his original letters hi urned , and Hint the cnilio edition pr liould bo burned. * , - The oriental question Ma now com crlsUi , anil only mutuM tear proven povor by ono stroke of the sword froi tlnR the Oordlan knot. The eaglce gathered over the carcass ot the Turk ten umpire , nroece , llko Caesar of ol declared "lht > dls la Ci t , " but the i cannot agree upon the polls and are Ing each other with Jealousy and M England , who would not ill llko the < of the Turkish empire , dreads the bio that event U likely to bring about , has no Interest to hurry the miltnr throncmcnt Germany , not unwilling Ore-at llrltnln downed , fears lest V strengthened by eitch n contingency , reclaim Alsace and Lorraine. The 1 republicans , who liato Oermany and fldlous Albion" equally well , hesitate t fide too much to the Muscovite autocra by family tics and tradition , U In closci pathy with the monarchies of Huropi with their own democratic flnd tin govenuneniR Atistro'tlinigary and It.i no less H\va > cd by alternate fear and Thus the old world's wholu fabric n | threatened by an t'vploslon ot the wl caldron that Europe's fleets wro Kwpl bollliig heat In the Mediterranean c tlio Isle of Crete. * The British military expedition \vas formed to punish the Idng of Don the- murder of a peaceable e < pcilltlon was endeavoring to reach Henln Clt captured that place without opposltlot the cowardly king has taken night , t a part ot the expedition Is In put suit o and It Is thought ho will soon be mad live. The punishment which will be oul to him by Great lltltaln Is a matt future consideration , but lieilcaerv have a useful lesson taught to him. massacio of the flrst Hrltlsh cxpeilltlo vvlthotit reason or provocation , as I bound to Henln City with purely pea motives. Orcat IJrltatn , thcrefoie has cause to administer sound punlshmr this barbirlan , not only for the exam will set him for the ticatment of fr strangcfH In futuie , but for the les v\lll teach all fierce barbarian tnonarc that part of the world The safe nirl the expedition at Henln City remove fear that It would bo unequal to Its and might likewisebo slaughtered b florco Henlnltcs. It Is piobablo that tli tor formed a different Idea of the s the expedition , and that their coinage out when Infouned of the approach c avengers. The recent ! Agi ( cultural I > aborers' coi nt Utidopcot has revealed the existence unsuspected agrarian movement union Hungarian ivaaantry. In Poland the ment Is headed by | men of intelligence , as Tnthcr Stojalovvekl , whereas In Hu the movement Is nppatcntly spontaneou not the work of popular agitators. 'Ihu berp of tbo congrera declared that In the authorities should continue to plac staclN In the way of the organlzatl tl'eir party that Is to sty , of agrarin clalUts thej would make It a sccrt clety vvhose objects would be to brlntf a general strike In case their demands rejected namely , an lncroa.se uf wage auction In the hours of labor,1 and the tlon of the corvco t'ystem. The mov-i has Ha center In one of the most fertile nf the Hungarian lowlands , where the belongs to the lirgo proprietors and wi peasants. The Hociallst theories Invi atheism and the negation ot patilotlsm to have taken deep root in the Magjar Utlon formerly Known for their devotl their native land This agrarian popul which possess no land , lives In commit of some twenty to thirty thousand who find remunerative work during the incr In the regulation of rivers and str During the wlnt r they have llttlo t Their conditions render them peculiar ! ccsslble to socialist agitation. In the lying districts between the Danube an Tliclss the doctrines of agrarian comnv are sild to have made great progicss. movement Is watched by the autht with considerable nn\lety. * * * There Is scaicely ono of all tlie gieat ors that would not , In resisting the an tlou of Cirto to Giocce , stullfy Itsel belle and condemn its own policy and n Kusaia lias for jcars been grabbing an trlgulug and fighting In behalf ot hoi iaco and ctcod ; her cardinal pilnclplo that evety land In which Slavs live an Orthodox chinch exists , should come her rule. Germany has fought thrco to consolidate Into one empire the Teutonic race and to gain two pro\ which In ancient times belonged to franco for a quarter of a century ilrcam"d of nothing hut the roclamatl the provlrces wrcbtod fiom her. In ' uer o\\n sons live. Italy struggled fo counted jcars to reunite her realm , a redeem "Ttalla Iiredeuta" is still her e > Jeslro. And to go no further alleld , Drltaln has within a year or so been a it the point of war to protect her r settled in Vet C7ucla and the Transvaal nhrn Greece alms to pursue these | ) ollcles , to do these same things , to re her ancient province , to reunite her ia protect and succor those of her own roll ralth , the powers say "No ! " and me their arii.t'mcnts to hinder and ciush iVnd wo In the fourth > car fiom the c the nttietect.th century of the Chrhtlai * * * The appioachlng elections In Austrli af more than usual Interest to forelj and CE-peclally to Germans. So far as now bo foreseen , It looks as If they v "fuiilt In a decrease In the Influence o German liberals and the triumph of cler jf a disorganizing tendency. The elt ; iaity , the now czeehn and the nnll-sci xre growing stronger , All three are nated by strong pin poses. The clerical eactlonary. They are opposed to ever ; > anu > which comes & < o haid In this cent nedlaeval Ideas. The joung c/eclis In i : usc arc uniting witli the older eleme : hu part } , and the prospect Is that they lumber foity men to ten or the old ) e , in the next Helchbr.ilh. They will di > i ho use of their language In the adinini .Ivo and judicial proceedings of llohi iloravi.i and Austrian Hllrsla and the coi ion of the emperor as king of Ilohum ho coming commemoration of the til innheraaiy of his ascenalon to the thro 1'erelicd high among the Swiss Al | ho abode of a small and Interesting nunlty , tlio name of the plact being AI ichcncn , whleh , being inteipretcd , slg in out-of-the-way locality. Ils people 10 standing : army , and therefore never var. They huvo no ll-jot , being liimdie nlles from the ma. In every direction lava no pollllfa ) btmwa or wire-pullers electloim aa they hnv : on3Ciii'iitly ] such mro. Tiny huvo no doctors , and , as a nly die of old age There In no nous ai lead of a newspaper , the peat COIIICM 11 co a wtick , llioiu aru no trades , and 3 llttlo IndUHlrj Tharu lu no xliopku ilackbinllh , whcolrlght or public baKei mtury , advocate or policeman Once a . cheap jack comes , bringing ttiem al Absolutely Pure Jolobrnted for Its great leuvenlng Hire mil liealtlifiiliioaa Auaim--1 the fooil ac ilum and till forms of itdiilterutlou cone o the cheap brandu. liAKINU I'OWDKU CO. , NU\V Y ( poultry yards supply them with the rcaU Having little money , th y r"qulro no bank , but they have .t church , with a bell , which , besides Its Sabbith mimniona , rings for births and tuneful * nnd fetl\i\N , U In , or xvas , a New-Andorrn In ll prlmttlvenefl , but with H run of tourists thither Its Area * dlan simplicities would vanHi In a rcnson. MIHTI ! t S . ruck. The doctor mid lo ntny Indoors To put my cold lo rout ; Hut , since he sent his bill to me , I'm llfty dollars out , ltoeor.1 The tenant owore mid vvalkod the floor , Hut nil In vain was the storm ; Tlio Janitor mil by the furnnco chill And t > i e. "Yoti'io iiijt so vvnrm. " Jourml. The poems of the cnily spring The editor duth meet ; Tlu y vvnrm the fockles of Ills To say nothing of hl3 feet. \\'fi > Mtii > tfln Slnr , HP offered his htvnrt to n woman Old she tnmple It under her feet ? Not much ; 'tvvns of KoM , and ot value un told , So the way thai She seized 11 wn9 fleet. IMrolt t.-itc 1'rcM. lie lirnRgedlicn n boy of the. fish ho ImJ "nURht , How reokloFM hovap , nnd how bold , And now that lie's urown , ho lolls of th line Political Jobs he inlfcht hold. Ilecord. AH ? , HIP bullow tltlo "friend" \Vh"ii limes nro tlghl ! The nmn who Poilld n dollar lend Keeps oul of night. Uolrnlt Tnurnnl , When our nneeiitor put off hlq queue , His good vvlfo , u UMilble Mhtupite , Lust much of her pull And her cup being full , Hho wept much sis follows : "lltieuo , hucuet" filSTTI.N * lir.l.HilO.V. lmillllc Pmutoi-tournal. I nln't much cm lollBlon , nor pnoer meet ing beside. I'vo never Joined the plnirch ns yet , not nln't been s.inclllliMl ; ' . drav.s nn Hut n tender t-oit of feell'.iB tinner lo Ihe klcs , 1 of heaven Unoiutli a Since got u pi op lull of tl listing eye . Time wni when nothing moved my thoughts nliovo this sinful world , No pieaPlui'M woids could Htlr mo up. In VMiilh an1 liny IniilPil ; IJut Intplv I've b ( > en iliirtlntr Higher to Hie belter I uul , And tin' fnice Unit lends mo upvvnid Is n llttlo dimpled hand. Seems like the lud thouglitn snenK nvvay , with tlmt wee plui ] > haul l > > ; And CUSK v\oid-4 that wore handy once won't pome when InIs nigh , Pact Is , Ii nurt o' Hliames mo to cc lliosi cli.u , liUio cje'i Look al mo ( vvlien I'm goltlu' tiled ) In i > lty an' 1 don't know much ot heaven or angels an' such thiiiKs ; Hut , somphow , whi'ii I pletuic'em , II aln'l v\lth limps and wlngo ; Hut vlth yeller pulls nil taiiRled , and len der PVOH that shine , An' lips that's soft and lov IIIR , llko Ui.U little chap of mine. Then , wlipn he folds Ills dimpled hands , in his little bed nt night- ' An' vvhlspcm "Now I lay HIP. " why thtir'i HomtlliiiiR alii my sluht , An' my throal gits soil ot husky when h blesses me , nn' then I'm dead suu Ivo pot i elision by the tlmt ho sa > "Amen ! " n CIIII.S I.N n3U3. ! . We let the Rltls In just for fun , As they vvoie keen to learn The Kanu > of poker Ere 'Iwus done , Well , we had fun lo burn. Oui chlp weie lioiiowed , toleti , lent , The bank was but a mime ; And ovpi.v soil of jI.ipdiiHli went , i When the glrN vve-ie in the K.I inc. WP vveio not bound by any school ; Ouisolvos our only law ; "We made pxpcplloii'i all the rule , In Hhiitlle , do.il and dinvv. Anil even when my ionl strilsht I'lvc aces put to sliuine , To piotost was to lly nl fate , .Tor the arlrls wore In tlio Yet , wondetliicf bovIt came to pis- ? Tlmt Panls should play Hiich tilcks , I polluted o'i'i Iho drplc. Alas ! It iniinbered flfly-slx. No matter1 ThotiBli 1 quit without A nickel to my name And owul the dinner , 1 wa < 3 n winner , I'or the Bills vveic ull Iho game. .s ' mighty hard on his clothes that can't ha helped. We do what we can to help t we make his clothes just is well as we know how and won't rip. ; ew them so they And we see that only dura ble cloths are used If your } oy is one of the wild sort mng him here for we have ust what is necessary to hold lim. We've a lot of a-piece ; uits in blue , black and fancy nixtures , that we want to close stock , ar- > ut before our spring ives They are our own high ; rade $5.00 qualities and the > est in the world for five doN ars. ars.But tomorrow and as long , s they last you can take your hoice for $3.50 a suit. Sixes 4 to 16 years. Take elevator zd floor , S. W. Cor. 15th nod Douglas Sta.