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    THE ( XMAITA DAILY 1JE13 : MONDAY , JANUARY 11 , 18f)7. )
HAIL TO THE CHIEF RANGER
Father of tlio Order of Foresters Visits
Omaha.
HIGH COURT TO BE ESTABLISHED TODAY
Ilceentluii lo Chief OronhynleUlin Thin
Mornlni ; l HiKnllmtetl by nu
AiltlrvHN nl llo l'N Tlic-
nU-r ToiilKltt.
Vis ! ! will he one of the great days In the
local history of the Independent Order of
Foresters. It will mark the date of the
Institution of the Nebraska high court of
the order. Oronhyatekha , D.U. , supreme
chief ranger of the Independent Order of
Foresters , and a prominent official of other
fraternal societies , will be a guest of
the city during the day , and everything has
been done that bo may carry away with him
a mtxit favorable ImprcBslon of the city.
Naturally , the whole affair will bo In the
hands of the Foresters , who have an un
bounded admiration of the qualities and the
capabilities of their chief. The program of
the day Includes a reception to the visitor ,
the Institution of the high court by him , a
fllghtBcelng trip about the city , and an ad
dress In the evening In one of U'O theaters.
All the arrangements have been perfected
by a general committee , which la composed
of representative * from all the lodges In this
city and South Omaha , as follows :
Court Omaha , M. A. Hall , Dr. J. M. Alken ,
T , L. Combs , James Millr and 13. 0. IJra-
brook ; Court Momlanvin , W. K. Davis , J. 13.
ChlRsoIl. I'rof. 0. A. Hohrbough , C. J. Sulli
van and Dr. Charles Ilosowater ; Court Ak-
Sar-nen : J. N. Iluthvon , Dr. Claussun D. W.
Dodda , Hev. J. O. Staples and F. F. Iloose ;
Court Allemanla , Charles llomholt , Judge
Chrlstman , Charles Orant , Amll Karoch and
F. Mcrtens ; Court Fourmcn , F. M. Hemlcr-
Bon. A. L. Hunter. J. 11. Smiley. J. P. Murphy
and J. 13. Kalhorn ; Court 1'okrok Vclky , J.
A. Urown. Dr. Holovschlner , J. Kobat and
Dr. Oronhyatckha wvs In Lincoln Satur
day night , where ho Instituted a subordi
nate court of the order and delivered an
address. He spent Sunday In the Capital
City , and will arrive In Omaha this morn
ing at an early hour.
Ho will be met at the depot and escorted
to his hotel by a reception committee com
posed of the following : r. L. Combs and
Charles Watts of Court Omaha.V. . K.
Davis of Court Mondamln , Ilov. J. 0.
Staples of Court Ak-Sar-LIeii , Charted Horn-
holt of Court Allemanla and F. M. Hender
son of Court Fourmcn.
This committee will act ac a sort of body
guard to the chief and see that his personal
comfort Is attended to while IIP Is In Omaha.
EVENT OF THE DAY.
The chief event of the day In the eyes of
Foresters will bo the formal Institution of
the Btate- high court In the morning. The
convention will bo called to order at 10
o'clock In Foresters hall , In the Helton
store building. There will , of course , be but
llttlo huslners of Importance transacted. The
primary fciture will lie In the election of
officers and their Installation by the RU-
picmo chief ranger.
It Is pioposed after the ceremony Is com
pleted and an adjournment Is taken that a
public reception ehall be held In the hall ,
nt which the Foresters of the city will be
Riven an opportunity to meet Hie .hlsh ofll-
clal. It Is more than probable that the con- '
vcntlnn will occupy a good portion of the
afternoon aim. K the time will allow It Is
Intended to drlvo the chief about the city
late In the afternoon.
The "state high court" will bo a term eas
ily understood Ity members ot fraternal and
beneficial orders. It Is simply arlothdr1 dds1-
Ignatlon for tlio more common phraeo "otate
lodge. " It will be a body with restricted
legislative powers , which will have In rhargu
the management of' thtJ affairs of Foresters
In this state. In the past the members In
Nebraska have been governed by the eu-
prcmo court , with headquarters In Canada.
Ucforo a state high court can bo Instituted
at loc.it five subordinate courlu must be In
existence. During the past two months an
active organizer has been In the field In
preparation for the event , and at present , as
a consequence , there arc seven courts In the
state.
The event of public Interest which will
occur In connection with the Indian's visit
to Omaha will transpire at Uoyil's theater
In the evening. A grand public meetIng -
Ing will be luld. The chief feature will be
an address .on fratctnal orders from Oron-
liyatekha , but In addition thereto an excep
tional musical pi OKI ; iin has hern arranged.
This has been under the supervision of
Matthew A. Hall , n prominent member
of the order , who will act as chairman
of the meeting. Among the participants
will bo Iho following well known people
In musical and other circles of the rlty :
Mrs. 0. W. Johnston , the well known soprano -
* prano singer ; Mrs. R. 13. Sundcrland , who
has acquired an enviable reputation as an
elocutionist ; Harry Hurkley , favorably
known In musical circles ; a male quartet
composed of Will MeCutip , A J.
Van Kuran , W. H. AVIIbur and C. K. Crallo ;
a mandolin club composed ot some of
Omaha's host playcis , and little Virginia
Merges , who hns delighted many this sea
son with her cute songs.
Thcro Is every Indication that the meet
ing will be largely attended and the audl-
rncc will pack the house. This will he In
preat measure duo to the curiosity of the
public to listen to an Indian. Special In
vitations have been Issued to the prominent
fraternal and business men of the city ,
and tlioy have In n big majority of cases
accepted. These invitations bavo been ex
changed for reserved seats. The committee
having the mutter In charge desires It to
bo understood ( hat no scats will bo hold
nfter 8:30 : o'olcek , as tbn house will bo thrown
open to the public at that hour.
Ono of the features of the affair will bo
found In the fact that many of the leading
fraternal , ofllclal , business and professional
men will occupy seats on the stage. They
will bo ghcn an opportunity to becomu ac
quainted with the speaker earlier In the
evening , as It 'Is prnpcwd to hold n reception
for their benefit In the women's waiting
room of the theater at 7:30 : o'clock.
Dr. Oronhyatcliha Is accompanied on his
visit uy A. ii , Stevenson or Chicago , tno
American agent of the order. Mr. Stevenson
will remain In this city for a week or more
to organize a business and profe.splonnl
men's lodge , and also to look after the affairs
of the > order In this vicinity ,
SKUTCIi OF TUG CHIEF ,
Oronhyatckha was born a full-blooded
Mohawk Indian , upon the reservation near
Brantford , Out. , In ISII. Ills education wn.i
begun at homo In an Industrial school , es
tablished by the New England company for
the training of young Indians. This school
was the stcpplngstono to Wesleyan academy
at Wllhraham. Mass. , where ho passed sev
eral terms before going to Ken ) on college ,
Ohio , wherehe remained two years , This
course was followed by another at Toronto
university , OronhyatcUha all the while being
entirely dependent upon his own resource. " .
Even BH early as Kcnyon college days
Oronhyatckha displayed evidences of that
shrewdness. lioHliicps and ability us an or
ganizer that lm marked Ms entire course ,
Apropos of these charactcrliitlcs Is a stoiy
coming from his college associates to tlio
effect that , finding his limited exchequer
nearly depleted at then end of one term and
thn chances for another consequently at the
vanishing point , ho organized an Indian
show. With ono "really" Indian nnd sovcial
of the most raw-boned white men ho could
Induce to receive Ir.atructlons In war dances ,
HOURS nnd blood-curdling war whoops , and
bepalntPil and feather-trimmed to suit the
requirements of tlio show , ho put In the
O.A.JSTCXETT.A. .
vacation "starring" through the country ,
with the result that the next seanon found
the young showman , In the language of the
street , with "money to burn. "
H was only whlla Oronhyatekha was n
student at Kcnyon college that the prince of
Wales made his memorable visit to Canada.
The chiefs of the Six Nations deputized him
to deliver an address to the eon of the "Great
Mother , " as they called the queen. The Im
pression the young Indian made upon the
prince and the royal party was so favorable
that he was Invited to continue bin studies
at Oxford , Eng. , under Iho care of Sir Henry
Acland , rcglus professor of medicine. He
graduated from the Institution after a full
course In medicine.
After his Oxford days Oronhyatckha mar
ried a woman of his own race , and to them
have been born several children , only two
of whom have lived. The son , Acland , was
a graduated physician , but Is now engaged
In looking after the Interests of Forestry In
England. The other child Is a daughter.
She U Intellectually active and progressive ,
Is a musician , a superb horsewoman and
ono who can row and shoot like the prover
bial woman of her race.
Dr Oronhyatekha has several homes , but
the ono nearest his heart ID situated In the
midst of his people In tha reservation In
which ho was born. H Is located near De-
scronto , Ont.
MEMI1EH OF MANY OHDEUS.
Oronhyatekha Is prominent In many or
ders. Ho at ono time held the ofllcci of supreme
premo templar of the Independent Order of
Good Templars , the highest office In that
body. In masonry he lies received the de
grees of the lloyal Arch chapter , Knight
Templar , thirty-third degree In th& Scottish
rlto and that of the Mystic shrine , and also
most worshipful grand master mason of the
Dominion of lloyal and Oriental Masonry.
The Independent Order of Foresters , of
which Dr. Oronhyatekha Is the head , was
founded In Newark. N. J. , In 1874. It pur
sued a somewhat tempestuous course for
some years , which finally culminated In a
separation of some of the membership nnd
the formation of a new body , the Foresters
ot Illinois. In 18S1 , after this separation ,
the management of the present body was
transferred to Canada , at which time It was
reorganized and placed on Its present basis.
At * Its reorganization only 3C9 members cast
their lols with the now leaders , and the
society started afresh with an Indebtedness
of over $4uu0. Slnco then the order has
extended throughout Canada , the northern
nnil ivratiM-n Rlnlni nf tills COIlntrV. ami W3S
recently planted ill Great Britain and Ire
land , whcro there are now over 200 sub
ordinate courts. There Is a total of 2.COO
courts In existence.
All thla entailed very heavy expendi
tures. Iut ) notwithstanding this , nnd
the fact that over $4.000,000 have been
been paid In benefits lo the members of the
order and to the widows and orphans of
deceased foresters , there was a surplus on
December 1 , IS9G , of $2OOICC5 remaining
from the small monthly contributions paid
by the members , and ths little band of 3Cl !
bad Increased on November 1 to 100,015.
The death rate of the order has steadily
decreased. In ISSO It was 10.03 ; In 1831 It
had been reduced to C.40 , and since then
the mortality rate haa been as follows : In
1S92 , C.25 : In 1S93 , 5.47 ; In 1S94 5.47 ; In 1895 ,
5.C7. The rate for the first ten months of
1S9G WES equivalent to an annual rate of 5.30.
The order has a standing monument of Its
prosperity In a magnificent temple building
In Toronto , which was completed and dedi
cated last fall. This building is ten stories
In height , and Is in every respect modern.
nniroit iiAKKit onrs A xnw TIIIAI , .
Siiirt'im > C < iiir Ovj-rruIi'H .TuilKc SeeM
nml SiMiilN tlic fuse Uncle.
The tuprcmo couit bas paascd upon the
contempt case .brought against W. S. Ilaker ,
editor of the Grctnn. lleporlor , remanding
It to this county for t'ctrlal , reversing Judge
Scott , before whom Itaker was convicted.
In paralng upon the case , Justice Norval ,
who banded down the oilnlon , said ;
A question discussed In the brief of coun
sel but not raised by any assignment In
the petition In error will not be consid
ered.
A material mlsstatcment or the Issues In
nn Instruction In a criminal case Is error
jvlilch will not be cured by a correct state
ment In another Instruction. ,
A false and malicious publication In printer
or writing Which tends to Injure the repu
tation of another person or to bring lilm
In contempt , butrod or rldleulo Is llbclotis ,
nnd the publisher Is amenable to the crlinl-
In a prosecution for criminal libel It I ?
en or to so Instruct the Jury as to cast
upon , the defendant the bunion of estab
lishing that the alleged publication was
not llbclous.
The case grew out of a publication In
Itakcr's paper. It was while a grand Jury
was In hOMilon In Douglas county. At that
time linker published nn article In which
be stated that one of the Jurors had been
out seeing the shady side of the city. Scott
nrilurc'l Ilaker arrested , and upon conviction ,
the newspaper man was sentenced ta term
of ono year In the penitentiary. An appeal
to the supreme court was perfected , and
Itaker was released on bonds.
One * Src'ri't < i > l.onnc-vKy.
These .iiixlmu ; to prolong this rapid transi
tory exhtenco of ours beyond the average
i > paii should fester his digestion , negatively
by abstaining from Indiscretions In diet , and
alllrmatlvely by the use of that peerless
stomachic , IRstcttcr's Stomach Bitters.
when lin experiences symptoms of Indiges
tion. The Impairment of the digestive
functions H fatal to vigor. Subdue with the
IllttcM , nhJo , fever and ague , biliousness and
constipation.
The annual meeting of lot ownrro In * Pros
pect Hill cemetery will be held In room No.
SOU , New York Life building , on Monday
evening at S o'clock. All lot owners are re
quested to be present.
CIlAUMiS F.CATUN. _ Secretary.
Six-Thirty i . 31. Trniii.
of the
CHICAGO.
MILWAUKEE
& ST. PAUL nY.
Best bcrvlco.
ELECTHIC LIGHTS ,
Dining cur.
City ofDco : 1504 Farnam.
IIiii-IliiKton It on If California
Cl'.eap ; quick ; comfortable.
Leave Omaha 1:35 : p. m. every Thursday
In clean , modern , not crowded tourist
sleepers. Thiough to San Francisco and
Los Angeles.
Berths and tickets at 1502 Fainam St.
I'crNuniilly Coniiiii'li'it Rxcnrnloun
Leave Omr.ha every Friday via the Union
Pacific. No change oi cam to Ogdcn , San
Francisco or Los Angeles. Tourist sleepers
dally to Sun Franclrco.
Special attention paid to ladles traveling
alone. A. C. DUNN ,
City Pass , and Tkt. Agent.
1302 Farnom 3t
IMJHSO.VAI. I'AUACm.UMI.S.
W. H. Green , Crelehton , Is In town ,
T. O. Hlce , Kearney , was .In Omaha yes
terday.
Thomas Mortimer , Madison , Is nn Omaha
visitor. *
Perry Mcrrtman , u merchant at Gretna ,
Is In the city.
Duncan Harrison , San FrancUco , came to
Omaha last night.
Jamrti Koylo has gone to Chlcauo on a
buftluwp- trip ot n week.
Hon. W. J. Itryon was In the city yester
day , whllo on hla way cast.
Frank 13. Davenport , one of Norfolk's
business men , Is In Omaha ,
J , H , nuiluMinii of the Northwestern has
gone oust on a short llls'llraa ) ' trip.
A.U . A. Doahell , advance agent of Iho Emily
Handier company , Is a Darker guest.
J. V , H. Patrick left Sunday for Wash
ington , D , C. , to bo BOIIO a fortnight.
Thonms V. Waters nnd C. P. Chandler ,
Denver , arc In the city on .a business ven
ture.
Clurlfs M. Talcctt , aulntant superintend
ent of the Pullman company , lett ycaterday
for Lincoln.
A. 11. Smith , assistant general passenger
agent of the IlurlliiBtou , has eonu to Chicago
on buxlnetu.
Miss Illta Vlllars , Mr. Darrcll Vlnton , Mr.
H. C. McDonald and Mr , ( iiant Foicmun are
iiieinbimi with tlif Frederick Wurdo company
domiciled at the Darker ,
MlM Helen \Vealh--nsby , Mlfs Etta Alex
ander MUa Katherlnu Dealing , Mr. L. P.
IHckH , Mr. W , N. Wadworth. Mr. Fram-k'
Nelson , treasurer ; Mr. W. F Molcter. man
ager , arc members with the "Alabama" com
pany quartet cU at the IJarker ( or tbo wccU.
EDUCATION NOT POPULAR
Railroad Company an Unwilling Propagator
of a Nebraska Genius.
BURLINGTON TO CUT OFF SOME TAXES
n .Sellout DlMrlet Midi One
Scholar Which HUN liven UI-K-
tilarly MnkliiK a , Tax Levy
on Itallroail Pr
Miss Edna Newton Is a beautiful , well
educated and altogether charming young
woman of Perkins county , this ft a to , agalnat
whom not one word of reproach could ever
bo said , but she Is apt to enjoy considerable
notoriety In the near future. This Is all
because the IJurllngton railroad has grown
wmry of providing her with a private gov
erness and securing for her an education
beyond the means of most Nebraska girls.
The rallro'id company will , during the next
week , enter n formal protest with the court
of Perkins cqunty against a continuance of
Iho custom that has given the young woman
an education In such nn agreeable manner
at Its expense.
Miss Edna Newton Is the only child of
school age or any other ago In school
district No. G4 , Perkins county. The school
board of that district consists of her father ,
who Is the moderator of the Hoard ot
Directors ; her mother , who Is another
director , but without other title , and one
Frank W. Hastings , the treasurer of the
board. The latter has no children. For
several years past these three directors have
met In annual session and voted a school
tax to the full limit. The money so raised
has been expended In educating the only
child In the school district. A school
teacher , reputed to be. a comely young
woman , has been engaged for the purpose
of educating Edna. As Edna was her only
pupil , It seemed quite fitting that she should
board at the Newton residence and Instruct
Mm vntttKf Mm nt hntno It e'opmofl more than
fitting to Mr. and Mrs. Newton , and when
the teacher was engaged H was with the
understanding , It Is said , that she should
board with the Newtons at a good weekly
rate.
rate.A little misunderstanding between Hast
ings and the Newtons and a slight irregu
larity In connection with the last annual
meeting , when the school tax was voted ,
have given the whole snap away and Is
responsible for the legal Interference of the
nurllngton railroad. The annual meeting of
the school district was to have been held on
June 29 , 1896 , at 4 o'clock In the afternoon.
Mr. Newton , the moderator , had three
notices to this effect posted Ini the school
district , and they were all signed by Mra.
jNcwton , a director. Hastings , the third
member of the board , saw the notices , and
appeared at the Newton residence at the
appointed time. He was Informed , how
ever , that the annual meting had been held
In the morning at 9 o'clock and the school
tax for the year levied. It appears that
Mr. and Mrs. Newton held a short consulta
tion after breakfast on that day and decided
to hold the annual meeting without the third
member. It was known that ho might ob
ject to the re-cngasament of a governess for
Edna at the expense of the district , BO It
was deemed best to give him no opportunity
to make a minority report. This untimely
change of tlio meeting hour ban given the
railroad company a peg on which to hang
Its case , and It will therefore ask the court
to declare all the acts of that morning meet
ing In the Newton bouse Illegal and void.
The total tax on the railroad company by
school district No , C4 for 1S9& wan $1G7.1S.
The valuation In the district was $10,21)2.59 ,
to which the railroad company contributed
fG.CS7.uO , and the latter was assessed for the
year at the rate of $3,300 per mile. Mr. and
Mrs. Newton at their annual meeting voted
a. tax of 25 mills on the dollar for school
purposes. They certified the tax to the
county clerk. , and the latter duly entered It
on the tax lists ot the county. A teacher
was engaged for the year. All the proceed
ings were by viva voce. Father Newton , put
ting the questions and Mother Newton responding
spending with a faint "aye. "
Now the Ilurllngton has taken the matter
up and requepts Its legal department to
make a full study of the case and do what
ever noislble to nrevcnt the further educa
tion of Ednaat the expense of the railroad
company. Attorney Deweese will go to
Perkins county next week to ask for an
injunction , and will then present to the court
an elaborate and critical review of the case
prepared by Assistant General Solicitor
Kelby of the legal department. In this brief
It Is alleged that the Burlington alone pays
for Edna's education and the board of the
school teacher. This li considered unfair ,
"becaiire the Durllngton Is neither a parent ,
brother nor foster sinter of Edna. " It Is
said that the taxes levied against the rail
road for Edna's tuition and for the promo
tion of the welfare of the parents and traehcr
may bo on the score of "general welfare , "
but the company Is unwilling to pay taxes
levied on that score.
The railroad company alleges that such
a practice as has been In vogue for several
years past Is unconstitutional because the
maintenance and support of a governess out
of Us contribution to the school fund Is
"ultra vires. " Hastings alleges that the
nets of the annual meeting are unconstitu
tional because he was outwitted and the hour
of the meeting unduly changed. The rail
road company wants the school district , as
a nuisance , abated unless more children of
school age bo provided. The company sub
mits that the act of the legislature , behind
the shield of which the Newtons operate ,
never contemplated that one child should
constitute a whole school nor that one
scholar Is a school.
iiua.vitmxf ! FKKUIM ; i.THAXSIT. .
Practice HUH I'revitlleil for YcarH In
.VeliriiHliii.
The Iowa railroads are at present hearing
many arguments In favor of the establish
ment of fcedlng-ln-translt rates on fccdoro.
The matter has been taken up by the lowr.
representatives of the loails and will be car
ried to the Chicago headquarters. It Is
thought that there a decision to put In such
rates will be reached , In a letter to The
lice Charles D. Thompson of this city asks :
"If this scheme. Is good for Iowa , why is It
not good for Nebraska ? "
The Nebraska railroads think that It Is a
good thing and that Is the reason they bavo
had It in force for the past ten years. On
Dt'cembcr 15 there wore 70,000 cattle and
325,000 ehccp feeding In Nebraska because
of this fccding-ln-translt rate. It In esti
mated that about the same number of cattle
and sheep are feeding In the state today
because of these ruled. The number of
ahcep has practically remained unchanged.
Some of the cattle have been shipped lo
maiket , but as many more have come Into
the feeding points to take their places.
All the Nebraska railroads have lejued cir
culars on thcbo fccdlng-ln-transll rates. Tlio
Elkhorn to mo time ago Issued such circulars ,
today makes ouch rates where possible on
requcwt.
This rate Is explained as a through rate.
For Instance , from Now Mexico to South
Oma'.m or Chicago , as the shlper elects , with
privilege of unloading for feeding purposes
at any station I in Nebraska , and when the
stock Is rendy for market , in tnreo or alx
months , le-shlp to South Omaha or Chicago
on the old bill of lading , paying an extra
charge of $10 a car above the through rate , a
compensation dun the carrier for the trouble
of setting out the stock at Nebraska feedIng -
Ing points and of returning to complete the
haul to market after It has been sufllclcntly
fed.
fed.Tim
Tim question of fceding-ln-translt rates la
not a new ono. The qutiitlon has been up
before the Ncbratka railroads savral times
and they have uniformly held that It waa
moro beneficial to the feeding point ulonj ;
their I'cspcctlvn lines and Indirectly to them
to have such rates hi effect. Last May the
matter wan fully considered by the freight
traile ! department of the Union 1'aclflo rail-
load ,
At that time a letter on the subject wan
written to an Interested party nnd In that
were given the following reasons for the
existence of Hiicli a rate : "This department
believes that If the grain along our lines
In Nebraska and Kansas were not largely
fed that tlio price would fall below coat to
the grower ami result In 'a greater restriction
of all ot our resources thereby than Id
economized by the producer In the amount
ot toaunBO kept oft tlio rail by feeding It.
Then there arc the hc&s , which follow the
cattle that move out Jon cattle rates , ant
generally n long hdul on the cattle am
sheep from the farvwcst Into the fccdlni
points , as agnlnit a short hau
and short earning * for the Unloi
Pacific proper on thwgrain to the Missouri
river. Then It makes' a market for coarse
feed , employment ofumen and their team *
during the Idle month * ot winter , brings
ciitoldc money Into'the plate for feeding
purposes , which : ls distributed to the
producer nnd the tradesman dependent upon
them , makes our towns livelier than they
would otherwise bo and gives us Indirectly
a premium on all grain that Is fed. A
great many of the cattle arc brought Into
South Omaha from the far west and arc reshipped -
shipped back at three-quarter rate and then
out again , some ot them liable to RO Into
the car three times , and when they do , It
will more than eclipse any revenue available
from the haul ot the grain ,
Whllo 500.001 buahcls ot grain grown
tributary to one station may seem to have
been In a measure sacrificed to feeding pur
poses , the merchandlst business from Ilia
point has been increased , more traveling
lias'becn done on our passenger trains , more
hands and heads put to work and a greater
general good has resulted to all concerned. '
AMUSEMENTS.
Frederick Wardo and a largo and falrl >
ePlclent company opened a short season o :
"the legitimate" last night at the Crclghton
presenting "Richard III. " It would Bcem
that Shakespearean tragedy Is not absolutely
demanded by the Omaha play-going public
at present , at least for a Sunday night's
entertainment , for tlio audience was not
largo. H may without impropriety , how
ever , bo called enthusiastic , and appeared
to be pleased with what It saw and heard.
Mr. Warde's method Is well known am'
generally admired. Ho gives n strong and
for the most part convincing representa
tion ot the royal hunchback and hla read
ings arc as usual with few exceptions market !
by dlscrlmlratlon and scholarship. The
wooing scene , however , nlwaj-s a difficult
ono lo har.Ole , was Invested with a groEa-
nwn which seems unnecessary. The disgust
ing mounting or the nanti oi iauynine ,
and the exulting vociferations uttered with
in easy hearing of the funeral train , struck
ono as being quite Incongruous and fatal
to conslstercy. The version of the play
used Is the Ingenious one of Colley Gibber ,
with a first act specially adapted by Mr.
Warde.
Of the company , Mr. Vlnton , Mr. Turner
and Mr. Erntot Wardo made the most favor
able impression , as Buckingham , Stanley am !
Ratcllffo respectively.
Augustus Thomas' familiar and ever-wel
come "Alabama" began a week's engage
ment last night at Iloyd's , under the man
agement and with the active participation
of Mr. Clement Dalnbrldgc. H will bo re
membered that this house was opened six
years ago by this same delightful play , pre
sented by an exceptionally strong company.
Comparisons between that organization and
the one which now hoe the piece in hand
would U3 obviously unjust and uncalled-
for. Mr. Dalnbrldge has headed companies
playing "Alabama" In several Omaha ap
pearances subsequent to that original per
formance , and has always given satisfaction
to a public which has reason to be grateful
to him for keeping so sweet and wholesome
a play upon the stage. "Alabama , " breath
ing the fragrance of Uic magnolia and the
Cherokee ! rcao , exhales as well tin- true
spirit of Christianity the loving of one's
enemies , the binding up of a nation's
wounds , and the allaying of sectional strife.
It preached two sermons yesterday on the
Sabbath day more vitally effective than
many which were delivered from consecrated
pulpits.
Mr. nalnbrldgc Is the Captain Davenport ,
as formerly , and Miss Irving brings again
her winning beauty and refreshing southern
accent to the part of Carey. L. I' . Hicks
la quite adequate as 'Squire Tucker , Frv < l
Mower mnkea a good Impression as the aged
colonel and Miss Wcathersby , a member of
a well known theatrical family , pleases as
Mrs. Page.
"Alabama" may be seen at Boyd's through
out the week , evceptlng tonight.
Prof. Reynolds will open the second wecl.
of what promises to be n long and prosper
ous engagement at Crclghton hall , when he
will continue to nrcsent his nivsWfviinr. vut
amusing , entertainment , which lie aptly
calls "mesmeric mysteries. " At 'his bidding
his subjects do all manner of ludicrous
feats , filling pocKcta with gold to find it
turned to syrup , attempting the ejection of
peaceful spectators under the ImprcEalon
that Uhoy are disorderly , or taking balloon
trips which end disastrously , all of which and
more uro done by persons while tempo
rarily under Prof. Reynolds' Inlluence. A
matlnco will bo given Saturday.
Clay Clement will bo the attraction at the
Creighton for three nights , commencing
Thursday , Januaiy 14. Turning from the
cheerful Idiocy of so-callad farce-comedy
and the tawdry unreality of melodramatic
"reavsm. " as wo have come to Miow them ,
to "Tho Now Dominion" as offered by Clay
Clement Is like stepping from an ovei-
heated room , crowded with painted carica
tures of men and women. Into the crisp and
wliolcscmo air of a perfect autumn morning
and meeting lovable : pcopfo of real flesh and
blood. It tells a story as old as love Itself ,
but In a manner moro simple and direct , and
therefore moro natural than It Is usually
told on the stage. To bo sure. In less ca
pable hands Daron Hohcnstauffen would be
but a clown 4n decent clothes. Thcro la not
only opportunity for , but temptation to this
which an actor of Iras marked Intelligence
than Mr. Clay Clement would bo hard to re
sist , but In his delightful characterization
there IE never a hint of coarseness nor the
slightest deviation from the best methods
of the cultured artist. Saturday night Mr.
Clement wlfl' appear as Matthias In "The
Dells. " "Tho Now Dominion" will be the
bill at the bargain matinee Saturday.
Emily Danckor In a new comedy , entitled
"A Divorce Cure , " will bo the drawing card
at the Crelghton for four nights , commencing
with a matinee Sunday , January 17. The
supporting company is promised to be a
thoroughly competent one , which , added to
the undoubted ability of Mlns Dandier ,
should contribute to the local success of tha
now play.
"King Lear" will bo the program pre
sented by Frederick Wardo and his support
ing company at tlio Creighton tonight. This
role Is said to bo among the best portrayed
trayed by this aUo tctor nnd this , added to
the fact that "King Lear" has not been
presented In Omnhn for a number of years.
should prove a magnet of sufilclent strength
to fill the Creighton rfor this evening's per
formance. A special bargain matinee will
bo given tomorrow at 'i30 ; , when "Henry
VIII" will bo presonted. "Henry IV" will
be the bill for tomorrow night.
Whllo Iho enterprising advance agents are
all more or less busily occupied In exploit
ing the bsnuty of i the leading ladles , the
management of "Human Hearts" has made
nci very epcclail feature of this In regard to
Rortha Dell Wcstbruok , who plays Jeanette
Logan In Hal Reid's beautiful play , "Human
Hearts , " that will I bo the attraction at
Doyd's for four nlgiiti , commencing with a
inatlnoo Sunday , Janua'.y 17. Mlsa West-
luook comes of old ! Virginia slock and Is
said to IIKVO hail several seasons of great
success as a society ) girl In the exclusive
circles of St , LoulsjIn the fourth act of
"Human Hearts" Mlsn Westbrook wears an
Imported gown , whlrti , It Is said , will prove' a
[ ilcasnro to every lady delighting In the lat-
: st Parisian creations.
The program of organ music which Is to
ba played by Mr. Clarence Eddy at the Flrnt
Congregational church tlilr. evening cental
the "Gullmant Sonata In C minor , " which la
It-diluted to Mr. Eddy , and a "Thome and
Variations , " written expressly for him by
M. Hosscau of ParU. Tlio other nolectlor >
are new , end mout of them arc played In
America by Mr. Eddy only. On account
of the clmiiuter of the program and the
; reat reputation of the player the recital
s exciting unusual Interest.
The careful mother always keeps Salva
tion Oil handy , for cuia und brulsca ,
The MiiHl I iilime Ciilenilnr of ( lie
Has Just been lesued by the Lsko Shore &
Michigan Southern Ry. Copy can bo se
cured by HUtiUInu 0 cents In utainps to cover
postage , to A. J. Smith , 0. 1' . A. , Cleveland.
PROTECTING DUMB BRUTES
Society for the Prevention of Ornolly t
Animals ,
STRENGTH OF THE ORDER IN THIS CITY
Two Hundred ntul Klfty-Tivo Itmiil
of Mrr < .y In Omaha ulth n Mem-
liurnlilt | of Ton Tliou-
niinil Clillitrrn.
The American Society for Iho Prevention
of Cruelty to Animals was organized am
Incorporated April 10 , 1SGG. In 1SG2 Henr
Ilcrgh was appointed secretary of legatlo
at St. Petersburg. Whllo In Russia h
found himself on several occasions con
strained to Interfere In cases of atroclou
cruelty and but for his official position h
would have been exposed to personal vlo
lence. His attention was thus directed t
the subject of Immunity to the brute crca
tlon and while In London on his way horn
In 1SC5 ho made the acquaintance of the
carl ot Harrowby , then president of the
lloyal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty
to Animals , who gave him much valuabl
Information concerning the operations o
that society In England. On February 8
1SCC , Mr. Dcrgh delivered a lecture In Clln
ton hall , In which he pleaded his cause will
such force of argument that offers of assistance
anco were freely made. The press lent It
aid ; tlio lecture was published In whole o
In part In all the great cities of the coun
try and on April 10 , I860 , the Amerlcai
Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to
Animals was Incorporated by the legislature
of the state of New York. The Inllucnci.
of this society soon led to the establish
incut of local societies In all parts of the
union. The official organ of the society 1
"Our Animal Friends. " n monthly maga
zlne , which Is devoted to the cause ot bit
inanity to all living creatures and has ni
extensive and growing circulation. An ex
cellcnt photograph of Dr. George L. Mil
ler will soon bo reproduced In Its columns
13ANDS OF MERCY ORGANIZED.
The Nebraska Humane society has re
ccntly formed In the schools of this city
252 bands of mercy , with a membership o
about 1C.OOO children. To each ot these
bands Is sent by the American Humane
Education society of Hoston , without ex
pense , the monthly paper , "Our Dumb Anl
mals , " filled with Interesting anecdotes am
pictures , encouraging kindness to animals
and human beings ; Mr. Angell's addresses
to the schools of Doston ; copies of Dam
of Mercy songs ; "Twelve Lessons on Kind
ness to Animals , " full of stories and Instruc
tlon on that subject , and which have alreadj
gone to 40.000 teachers of public and pri
vate schools and are now being Introducei
Into Sunday schools.
Humane Leaflets , containing pictures am
over 100 selected stories and poems ; an <
an Imitation gold badge for the prcslden
of the band. The pledge of the society Is
"I will try and bo kind to all harmless liv
ing creatures and try to protect them from
cruel usage. " Its object Is In all possible
ways to encourage Its members to good
generous , noble and merciful lives and deeds
The first Hand of Mercy was formed In
Doston July 28. 18S2 , by George T. Angcll
ami from It hove been formed over 2C.OOO.
Mr. Angcll will be 74 years of age June
5 of this year. August 12 , 1804 , two years
before the founding of the first society In
America for the prevention of cruelty to
animals by Henry Dergb , be provided b >
will that bis property should be dcvotci
to circulating In schools and elsewhere. In
formation to secure for animals a higher
protection. Juno 2 , 1SOS , lie Itsued an cdltloi
of 200,000 copies of "Our Dumb Animals , '
the first paper of Its kind In the world. It
Is the official organ of the Hands ot Mercy
and Is sent with other literature to all the
teachers of tills oily.
The officers of the Nebraska Humane so
ciety arc located In Omaha , and are as fol
lows : President , George L. Miller ; vice
president , John Williams ; treasurer , Alfrci
Mlllard ; secretary , H. S. Mann ; attorney
George O. Colder. Doard of trustees , John
Williams , Alfred Mlllard N. M. Maun , Leo
SI. Franklin and Dr. Glfford.
Prevent sickness and save doctors' bills al
this boason by keeping your blood rich ant ]
pure with Hood's Sarsapaillla.
SI3CHI3TA1IY AVII.I.I.S * I3XlM3Itl.MiVr
V. M. C. A. Allrai-tloliN < < > He Millieo
Do Tliclr Own Ailvrrdnln .
"With such attractions why didn't you ad-
vertlso the meeting extenslvo'y ? " was
asked Secretary Willis at the close ot the
men's meeting at the association rooms yes
terday afternoon.
"Well , " said the secretary , "there are sev
eral reasons. I expect the real reason wan
my deslro to begin an experiment with the
Sunday meetings. You know tnat wo now
hold our men's meetings in the reception
room , because they are so much moro In
formal than when 1iold In the auditorium.
My scheme la to malco the meetings so in
teresting that men will not stay away. Take
the meet ! > ng this afternoon , for Instance.
Our building wouldn't 'have ' held the men
had it been widely known that the F'isk Ju
bilee singers would sing three times. As It
was we had a fine audience. These men will
ho on band as often as possible , for they
have found that the meetings are always
lirlght and Interesting. Did the men enjoy
the singing ? Well , I should pay so. It
waa the first tlmo I have ever heard an
audience at a men's gospel meeting forget
tself and applaud heartily. The address by
flev. Mr. Slsson of Fremont was very help-
lul. "
STOJ.n ! ? < ! < > KHOM HIS I3MPI.OYKH.
Hurt County Man AVIio HUM Hi-oil
Drought IlncU from IVIIIINIIN.
A. G. Crum , a former farm hand In Hun
county , this atatc , was lodged at the city
all Saturday night for safekeeping. Crum
s a young man , and about a month ago was
employed on a farm near Tekamah. His
employer had occasion to leave homo , and
n doing so. deposited $ CO with ono of hla
sons with wnlcn to pay on me ( arm naniis.
Crum learned of thLi fact , and at midnight
got possession of this amount , , and stealing
me of the former's best horeea , decamped ,
lo rode to Tekamah , and there abandoned
he horse ho had stolen. Ho picked up a
lorso and buggy there , belonging to one of
ho citizens , and had driven several mles |
icforo the owner discovered his loss , A
iot chase resulted , which terminated In
Crum leaving the rig In the middle of the
oad. Ho made good his escape , but was
captured at Smith Center , Kan. , a few dayn
ago. Crum wcs In charge of Sheriff Lang-
oril of Tekamah , wl.o took him to Burt
county , yesterday.
I.iml Her .Mlml After a Iliinee.
Unrbara Bushy , wife of tbo Janitor of the
Castcllur street school , residing fit 2321
South NliK'UiMith street , was picked up
icar Thirteenth nnd Arbor streetH , Sunday
morning' , by Uhnrlen Morlarlty , who found
icr wandering about apparently out of her
mind. She wiis taken to police licmlqunr-
ters and the husband notified. A file ml ,
who called there for her , muted Unit Him
mil attended a diinco on South Thirteenth
street Saturday night , and that her fam-
ly had not seen her since. Hn could not
iccount for the unbalancing of her mind ,
m she had never been affected In this man-
ler before.
Mo nl nun \ViiMlilnuloM. ,
The quickest and by fur the most satls-
actory way to reach any point In Montana
or Washington Is to take the Durllngton's
Montana and Puget Sound Express , which
caves Omaha att.l& : p. m. dally.
Hclona Ilutte Spokane Seattle Tacoma
to all of them the Ilurllngton U a whole
mlf day faster than any other line.
Tickets und berths at in02 Farnam St.
I.IIOAI , IIIIKVITIKS.
George Puynii was arrested late Saturday
light for stealing coal from the nurllngton
car3 In the lower yards of the company. He
s on old offender.
Sheriff Goodfellow of Kansas City , Kan. ,
ulosrapliMl Clilef Slgwort Saturday night
hat hu would bo In Omaha today for the
mrposo of taking In charge No's Christian-
or. , ' who was arrcated In this city Saturday ,
Clirratlaiieon la wanted lu the Kansas town
or burglary ,
lice , 1-11-07
DEAR JACK
This will introduce you to the Shoe Department of the
Nebraska. It is the only place in the country , as far
as I know , where you can buy real Box Calf Shoes for
men at $3.00 a pair. I have seen the same shoe sold
in exclusive shoe stores for $5.00 , and I have seen them
sold for $4 oo , but never less. I know of no better
shoe for winter than the Box Calf Shoe. They keep
the feet dry in wet weather and save the expense of
rubbers , which am a nuisance , anyway. Besides , they
are handsome looking shoes , and when polished they
shine like an enamelled shoe , The young man who
waits on you at The Nebraska will explain their mer
its , and you can bolievc what he says , for 'twould be
as much as his job is worth to tell you anything that
ain't so. While yon are in you might look at their
other $3.00 shoes in Ox Blood and Rio finish , with ex
tension soles. And ask them to show you that Good
year welt , solid calf , at $2.50 , wlrch they say is the
greatest shoe in the world for the price. Several people
ple I know of are wearing 'em , and they say they
can't wear 'em out , You can mention my name if you
like , but it won't make any difference , as they treat
everybody just alike and they have only one price to
all. Yours , Joe ,
YOU WILL REALIZE THAT "THEY LIVE
WELL WHO LIVE CLEANLY. ' ' IF YOU USE
Did you ever hear the story of the boy
who went Into an olllce to study law , be
ginning on the munificent salary of noth
ing a week ? At the end of the first week
his father said : "Well , Tobe , how do you
like the profession of the law ? "
" 'Taint what It's cracked up to be. Dad !
I'm sorry I learned It. "
Tobe's facility with the law Is , w nothing-
to the case with which some persons decld o that they don't care for any new furni
ture thla winter. Not one In ten of those persona speak the truth. Nine out of
today. ten would buy In a moment If they could realize how Inexpensive Is fine furnlturo
We are not exactly giving our 1'arlor Suits free of charge , but we are sclllna
Ihcni at a price which has never been eq nailed In the history of the furniture trade
of thlH city.
If there Is anything you can popslbl y use como In nnd see our January prices
CHAS.
Sa'c ' duriiu January. 12th and Bonglas X
.Primary , Secondary or Tcr-
llnr.y Itlooil Poison perma
nently cured In IS lo : ( V
days. You caii bo treated nt homo
for the same price under eamo
enurnnty. If you prefer to como hero we will
contract to pay railroad faro and hotel bills , aud.
no charge If we foil to cure. If you have taken.
v mercury , iodide B W g < r fB g H ifa JUT BC potash , and still bavo
nches and pains , Mucous s " * * fMWH'4afixkB ' U i ntchc Jn mouth ,
More Throat , I'linplCH , Copper-Colored Spots , Ulcers on any part of the body ,
Hair or Kycbrown I'allliiK out , U la this B&OOU 1'OISOSJ that we Runrnntco to
cure. We solicit the most
obstinate
obstinateT n ' " " CUHOH and
/ HOfC'PVl ff W "R" EJ8 GE1
challenge the world for u case vJi0ty ) lit ? Si Hjr icS H S L'uci ivc cannot
cure. This disease hr always Imllleil tlio sltill of the most eminent pliynFelaiiH.
85OO.OOO capital behind our unconditional Guaranty. Abaoluto prootb Bent scaled oa
Address COOK ItEJIKHIT CO. , fflffluftZf P3EP9SaPH fi lffi
307 3IasonIc Temple , CHICAGO , Itli.U \ ! 8j/ii& / HaS l'alaL [ : I llQda
GSNTS.
.
LADIES.
II nnd red a of remedies nru put up ruaran *
Do not trlflo with mopped Iced lo euro lost immliood , but tlioy don't d ° I
mutmtriiiuion , but Bond $1 It. Tnrklsli r.ost Manhood C.ipanlou ar ° !
for box Turk lull Tansy and warraniotl and nioncy ruinrneil forovcry cs " I
I'onnvroy.il I'lllsBIITO to It tlous not ourn of weiili Mnnory , r oal Drain I
lliu day. Sold only by 1'ower , I.OHI MHiihooi ] , Klulit Rmlsalunf. I
HA UN'S 1'llAHMAC/ WcaltncBB of Itcproductlru Or r n , caused !
IStli ami l''nniuu : Streets , by yonilifiil errors. llvis. % < m new life , boia I
Omaliu , Xeb , liy infill. only b > HAlIN'31'IIAKMACk' . IHlh and i'ar-
iiani Sis. , Omaha , Neb. * 1.00 box by u , .11.
IOWA MAX IS A.NMOt'S KOIl A \ \ ll-'U.
Ininlia Police DeiiiirlineiU IN Ito-
iliK'Ntuil < o Klml IJenlriilile 1'nrt.v.
Chief of Police Slcwart Is trjlug to figure
out the idea that some people seem to lift" , c
of Iho duties of a metropolitan police dc-
> artment of a great city. He has had fro-
pjent requests to use the department as a
collection agency , but not until yesterday
1U ho Imagine that sonio citizens of the
country thought ho was running a matrimonial
menial bureau.
The blow was delivered through the morn-
ng's jnall. The letter was from a prominent
oweler and merchant of Klngbbury , la. ,
vlioae name Is withheld by the chief for fear
hat the publication of it might embarrass
ilm. The communication Is as follows :
I Imvo n Gorman friend here , about 41
cars of age , who lmu been In thla country
some years nnd luia a few hundred dollars
n the bank , lie IH an old batch nnd wlslie.s
o marry HOIIIO Gorman v\omm near Ills
own age , or younger. Ho does not care. If
ho l.s very poor , If all right otherwise ,
lo Is tiblo to give a woman a fnlrly good
ionic and IB all light an a man , sober ,
udiistrlouu and fairly good looking. Think-
UK perhni'B you or sonio of your men
night know of nnnio CJermnn woman In
Omaha , who would bo Kind of n home and
i husband , i tnoupiii i AVOUHI wnio at nm
equost. If you know of such a woman
on will confer a favor to both of the par
ies by making the fart known to me , 'when
vo can open up correspondence.
The letter closes with the Information that
ho wrlter'4 "German friend" la willing to
pay all reasonable expense In the matter ,
'ho writer also enclosed the name of a local
rm as reference regarding his "reliability
or truthfulness. " Ho enclosed a stamp fern
n anawer ,
"I have no German woman at hand at the
resent tlmo that will nil th"so require-
iipnts , " said the chief. "As ago cuts no Ire ,
lowover , I have no doubt that In a very
hort tlmo T will bo able to close the deal ,
f there Is such a woman In Omaha I will get
icr for that man , even If I have to put
very dctectlvo I have on the trail for licr. "
In order to facilitate matters , however , ap-
llcatlons for the position can bo made
Ither to the chief personally or to hla HCC-
etary , Frank King , at the chief of poMce
lllco In the city hall.
.r.TTKH OAHIIIHIIS WKIiH OFF DUTY
IIHlllllllllOII Of ANNOelllllOII OIIU'LTN
Muile it I'leiiHiinl Uet'iiNlon.
The annual Installation of officers of
ranch No , & of tbo National Association of
Butter Carrlorn took place In Labor Tom-
lu Saturday night. Those upon whom the
lenora of olllco were conferred were : Prcsl-
cut , J. M. Stafford : vlco president , M. A.
artln of South Omaha ; Ed L. Hoag , ic-
ordlng secretory ; C. H , Newton , financial
ccrttary ; A. P , Hanton , treasurer ; Jacob
onsen , BL-rBcant-at-urniH. and E. F. Fllclc ,
, N. Hlrkott and Kil N. Howies , triif.tecH.
'ho master of ceremonies wan l ) , W. Til-
olson.
At the conclusion of the secret ritual of
10 organization the hall WIIH thrown open
o tlio many frlcndx of the carriers , and a
mislcal and literary program wau rendered ,
'hose taking part were ; MUa lleeslu liar-
our , Prof , C. II. Heater of Council Illuffs ,
3d ward Scliutt. T. DioudhurBt , Vera Hint-
ord , Messrs , Ulclmrl and Vincent. Mlsscn
'Incxpear and Croncmi-yer , Minn Margaret
loberUon , Mlrs Ilesslo Krady , Florence Til-
otnon and , Msa ! Swan. Speeches oppropil-
to to tbo occasion were delivered by 1'reul-
Beautiful
"k Teeth ,
What does Its mean , but that .
Iho possessor kecpn them beautiful t
by consulting bin or her centlnt ] ?
iiH. . . .sri.iio , , ijtM.
Cro\t JIH . ijtn.
BAILEY , Dentist ,
jPaxton Bile , Kith niul Furniun.
UNION LANP COMPANY.
Notice Is hereby given that the annual
mivlliiK of the sloi'kholdciH of the Union.
Land company for the election of live dl-
reotor.H and the transaction of such other
business an inuy lawfully como beforn tlio-
nicetliij , ' will bo bcld at Iho oflico of tho-
general solicitor , Union 1'aclllc bulldlnc.
Omaha , Nclmmlcn , upon Momlny tlio llth.
duy of January , 1697 , at 10 o'clock a. m.
ALBXANIJKIl MILLAH. Beciclary.
Boston , Mass. , December 7 , U9i. (
1J22 d22t
SloeUlinlilei-N' Meeting.
The annual mooting of the Rtorkholdom
of The Ino ! UulldliiK company will be hold
In the oflico of The Omaha liec , Oinalin ,
Nob. , at 4 o'clock p. in. , Tuewlnv , January
19 , U97 , for the purpose of electing a boaiil
of directors for the ensuing year and tho-
tniiifnetlon of mich other IjiiHlnesn no may
properly como bcforo the iiifotlnu. Uy
order of the president. N. i' . VKll , ,
Secretary.
l Sd21t m & o
! \ollei ! of IrrlKiillnii llonil .Sale.
The directors of the Middle Loup Val
ley Irrigation dlxtrlot Invite sealed pro
posals for J100.0W ( In part or whole ) ol
bond of H.-ild dlstilul up to 2 p. m. of Jan
uary Id. 1i > ! ' 7. AddresH.
CHAULK3 NICOLAI. Secretary ,
- . S.injent. Neb.
IX'Idl'Ot
dent Stafford , M. A. Martin , A. J. Latoy and
W. M. Victor.
The committee on arrangements were
Charles H. Nuwton , 1)f. . Tlllotson , W. H.
Itobertxon , A. P. llrndy and B , G. llozzcllo.
Momhcm from the Council Dluffs and South
Omaha lodges went present and contributed
to the success of the affair. Refreshments-
wore siTvud.
I'OIKIMA.V ; FAI.I.H KIIOM A MOTOU.
Too ,11 neli C'liiillilenee l.iiiiilx Him lu
I he .Mud.
A policeman waa on his way homo tli *
other night. The Sherman avenue car wan
nearly empty , but from force of hublt hu
stood on tbo platform. Ills generous form
aflcr n time got In the way of thu conduct
or , who remarked facetiously , "Hotter got
off that rail , or you may grow tired and fall
over backward. "
"Nit ! " said the officer. "I've ridden on
those things over since they pulled them wltU
mult * * . They haven't loii mo yol. "
Just than the car struck u curve and tbo
man In blue , Uirnliu ; u complete nomertMiilt , .
ptriicli the pavement. U wan muddy , Thu
passengers laughed its ho scrqpcd the mud
off , and now thuy say ho holdn onto an
iDHlds teat when he travels via motor ,