Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, December 19, 1896, Page 8, Image 8
THE OMAHA. DAILY HIDE : SMtTHDAY , DECEMBER 10 , 1800. A SHOCK TO HIS SYSTEM What an Anxious Patriot Discovered in Washington. CONSULS TAKEN OUT OF POLITICS .SiirprlMp * for OllloesrrU IT * Only JhMriy-TliriM' I'lnrcn nt ( lie DlNiioNiil of the 1'rcnl- tlriit Veen Cut In Two. A well known republican , who sustain nuch relations to jfr. McKlnley an to mak htm feel that ho win get something reason able , has sustained an unpleasant Hhock writes the Washington correspondent of the Globe-Democrat. Having n mlml to servo his country In a profitable consular position , this republican applied to the State ilcpartmen lor olllclal Information about the service. In that Information ho has made- not one , bu several uncomfortable discoveries. Appoint mcnts to ollkcn wlilch require confirmation by the senate arc exempted from the opera tlon of the civil service law. Consular ap polntments arc confirmed by the senate. The natural supposition would bo tlmt appointees to these positions are exempt from the ex amlnatlon which now stands like a barrlc to the dralro of the olllcescekcrs. This mip liwltlon held good until one year ago. Up to September i0 ! , 1S93 , consuls were ficlectci and nominate' ! to the senate on the strengtl of the representations by hind friends o political Influence that they were ciuallfied That condition has boon changed. On the date mentioned the president Issued an ex ccutlvo order. The existence1 of that order wiw not known to the republican until ho applied to the State department for the In formation to guide him In the selection o the position ho would accept from the now administration as iccognltlon for the valuable aid given to tlie party In the late campaign The first disagreeable discovery was made when the well known republican recclvct from Assistant Secretary Itockhlll an answci to his Inquiry. There nro thousands of re publicans scattered the country ovur who wll encounter this same unpleasant discovery. SPREAD OF TUB MERIT SYSTEM. The civil service merit system has been spreading until It has narrowed the oppor ( unities for onice-gcttlng. As these op portunltlcs have become more closely clr cumscrlbcd , the Decking has concentrate ! on the consular service. Four years ago when .Mr. Cleveland was about entering upon his second term , the pressure for theseplaccn of consuls was very great. A throng of applicants besieged the white house after the Inauguration. Petitions poured In upon the department. Congress men were beset. Kvcry state had cnougl randldatos to fill the whole service. After that experience the president determined to close the consular door to the ofllcc- srckfr , and he has done It quietly , but ct feetually. The Civil Service commission can Imvo nothing to do with the consular appointments , because they are conflrmci by the senate. There la , however , nothing In the way If the president chooses to sc up a little civil service rule of his own to bar politics out of the service. That Is precisely what ho has done. The letter with which Mr. Hockhlll has surprised the well known republican will bo sent out a great many limes between this tlmo ani March 4. It states clearly the full sco'pe o the reform which Mr. Cleveland ban con ceived to save Mr. McKlnlcy from the pres sure ho himself encountered four years ago. The circulation of this letter Is timely now. It may save Intending candidates much trouble , for these are the days li which many good republicans are asking one another the question which the late ex- Senator Jones of Iowa put to the late ex- Senator DcvM II. Armstrong of Missouri Those- wheel horses of democracy met In the corridor Juat outside of the senate cham ber Just after Cleveland's first Inauguration when Washington was full of party workers who had como on to share In the long-de layed division of the offices. "David , " said the venerable Jones , bend ing over , putting his mouth close to Arm strong's ear. and then shouting with the ardor of a deaf man , "What are you going to get ? " These arc times In which those who bore the burden and heat of the campaign ot ISaC are Journeying to Canton , and as thcj meet on the way , nro asking : "What are you going to get ? " HOW TO OET IN. Assistant Secretary RockhlU'a letter , or which ho Is prepared to furnish an unllmlteil number of copies as the demand increases toward the opening of the new administra tion , U us fallows : "Department of State , Washington , ISSir ! ) : In reply to your letter of I would state that , under the executive order of September 20 , 1893 , vacancies In consulates or commercial agcnlcs , the sal ary of which Is not more than $2,500 or Icsi than $1,000 , or the unolllclal fees of which do not exceed the former or fall below the lat tcr etim , will hereafter be filled by the ap pointment of either : ( Ij Persons holding po sitions under the Department of State ; (2) ( ) persons having previously served under tin department ; or ( ) from among persons who , having furnished the customary cvl dcnco of character , responsibility and ca- Iiaclty , and having been thereupon selected by the president for examination , have been found upon auch examination to be quail- fled for the position. "Applications for olllccs falling within the obovo limits should bo addressed to the secretary of state , the name of the vacancy applied for being indicated , as well as the special qualifications for such office of the applicant , and this application should bo accompanied by such Indorsements as to ap plicant's character , responsibility and ca pacity as ho may bu able to furnish. "When the president shall have decided to fill any vacancy occurring among the con sular unices lit the above-mentioned classes , such candidates for It belonging to the third class as shall have been selected by him utter examination of their applications and Indorsements will bo notified of the date of iho examination , and of the subjects on which said examination shall bear , and they will also bo supplied with such other papers as the examining board shall deem neces sary for their guidance. I am , sir , your obedient servant , W. W. HOCKHILL. "Third Assistant Secretary. " The Issue of thla order , taking several hundred consulships and commercial agen cies out of iiolitics , was preceded by ujong lottcr from Secretary Olney to the president recommending It. TUB MEANING OK IT. "Tho consular olllcc , " Mr. Olney wrote , "is of great Importance- its relations to the commercial Intcrestn of the country. Kvcry consul flhould , so far as practicable , be chosen for his special fitness for the position In which he Is to servo , and It cannot be. denied that , whllo complaints against con suls nro In Bomo cases unwarranted , there ire only too many others which cannot be eo regarded. It Is contended by boards of trade , chambers of commerce and other llko bodies ill over the country that'If our consular icrvlco was what It should bo and our con- nils were olIlclalH chosen for their fitness for the duties to bo discharged by them , the Awarded Highest Honors World's Fair. DR ; BAKING POWDER MOST PERFECT MADE. . A puieGrppc Cream of Tartar Powder. Free < iom Ammonia , Alum or any other adulterant. 40 Years the Standard * results to the trade nnd commerce ot th country would be of the moat favorabl chamotcr. The contention sccme reasonabl In Itself and to supported by the practice an experience of Clreat Britain nnd othc European countries. " The secretary then unfolds the plan whlc ban Blnco been adopted. "It nnsumos , " ho wrote In support of th plan , "that consuls may be properly chose from two classed of persons , without ex amlnatlon ; namely , from persona already I the service of the State department or fron persons formerly In Its ecrvlce , and who I each case have not only satisfactory rcconl of service , but of ncrvlce tending to quallf them for the duties of consuls. It require all other persons , being first selected a eligible for examination upon the ordlnar proofs of competency and good character , t Riibmlt themselves to nn examination dt signed to test their aptitude and fitness to the special functions of the consular office Thus , on the other hand , the appolntln power l left at liberty to avail Itself o whatever special capacity and fitness to the consular office actual service has demon str.itcd to exist. On the nthcr hand , by re serving to Itself the designation of person eligible for examination , the appointing powe protects Itself to ooiiio extent , at least , froi the errors sure to follow from absolute re liance upon purely academic teats of fitness. The order , the secretary ntated , "embraces within Its operation nearly three-fourths o the whole number of consular and iiuao consular olllccn of mich rank and ylcldhi ) such compensation as to bo desired ant sought for by citizens resident within th United Statca. " THERM ARE A FEW LEFT. More explicitly It may be stated that Presl dent McKlnley will have only fifty-Hire consular appointments to make , about on for each otato. The present occupants of th other rlaccs will remain In service , protcctci by this new application of civil service re form. "Tho Incumbents of such consular ofilc ts are scarcely Inferior In dignity and 1m portntico to that of minister , " wrote Mr Olney , "must , it Is believed , continue to hi selected as heretofore at the personal ills crctlon and upon the personal res-ponalblllt > of the executive. " These fifty-three consular places at the dlppoMl of the president , with the salaries attached , are the following : CVmsulatPS. Salaries 1'rnnue , llnlipmla J3OC ( Vienna , Aiictrl.i 3CO < AntwiTn. 'llcluluin 3.00 Itlo Janeiro , Ilrii7.ll i fiOC' ' ( VnlparnlFO Chill 3CC . \rnciy , China 3,5C Canton , Clilnu 3CO Oiln Klnng. China 3,00 Filrhnn. Clilna 3,00 > Han ICinv , China . ' 3,000 ShaiiK.ial , China li.OO TIcn-TMn , China 3..M , Colon , Colombia 3,60 IMnnmn. Colombia 4,1'CK Giiymiull , ICcuuilor 3,00 Iliivrr , Krum-c 3,200 Parl * , Franco , 5.0CO Dieppe , Franco 3.0M llrrniFti , Germany 3OC ( Merlin , Germany ! , ( ' Urcsilcn , Ucnnnny 3,00 Frankfort. Germany 3.0C Nurrmburtf , Germany , 3dOO lIclfiiBt , Irelaiul 3,000 Ilradfnril , HnKlancl 3,0 < X Culculta. Imlla BOC Dcmcrara , riuUina 3,001 Glasgow , Scotland 3.XX ( Halifax. Nova Scotia 3,00 Iloiiff Kunp , China fi.OM Kindlon , Jamaica \ 3,001 Liverpool. Knulam ! C.OOi Ixmilnn , KiiKlaml S.OOt Manchester , llnKlanil 3,00 Cape Town , Africa 3,001 Meltiournt > , Australia -l.r.Oi Montreal , Quebec- -1,000 Ottawa , Ontario 3 , 0 SliiKapuro , HtraltH 300 Home. Italy 3.000 KnnaKaw.i , Japan 4.0C .N'nuai-alil. Japan S.twx U. aka. Japan 3.0U ! City of Mexico. Mexico ( 4.000 Vern Ciuz , Mi'.xk-o ' 3,000 ' Callao , Peru . . . . 3.M St , 1'ctersliurg , Hucsla 3Oft Apia. Hamon 3,000 Ha\ann. Cuba t G.OO llaBle , .Switzerland ' 3.000 Cairo , Ksypt . 5,000 Constantinople. TuiUcy 3.0 < ! < Montevideo. Uruffuay 3,00 DIPLOMATIC PATRONAGE. Civil service reform has not yet grapplei with ! thc diplomatic patronage. The nc\ president will have the naming of thirty-flv ambassadors or ministers to as many forelgi poxvers. Tlio'rcpUbllcans selected for these poata will not have to 'pass examinations The thirty-five diplomatic places , with the salaries appertaining , are given herewith : Diplomatic ( Diplomatic Places. Salaries. ) 1'laces. Salaries ArKentlno Hep Jlo.OoOHawallan | IslanJy ? 7fOO llelKlum lO.OCO'ltaly 12.000 llollvm n.OOOUapan 12,000 llrazll 12.0001 Liberia 4,000 Chill lO.dOOIMexIco 17.IVOO China 12iOOXctlierlnml8 | 7.MK ) Colombia , lO.onoil'nraKuay 7.roo Corea 7,6001 PerIn D.l'OO Costa Idea lO.ooO'Pcru lO.floi DenmaiU " .MOII'oitUBal 7.SGO Kcuailor f..ooOlltiis la 17.roo Trance 17,500ISIam 6000 Germany IT.KCOISpaln 12.000 Great llrltaln 17,500ISwettcn 7r,00 Greece O.MOSwitzerland ( . .T. . . B.OOO Guatemala 10.000'Turkey ' 10.COO Haytl O.owm'enczuela 7,000 FKES CUT DOWN. The well known republican friend of Mr McKlnley , who recently began a still bunt for bis reward , made another discovery In the State d < partment which pained him Ho cumo upon a letter of Instruction "to the epnsular ofllccrs of the United States , " dated only two weeks before the November election , nnd signed Richard Olney. The effect of this letter Is to cut off the Invoice allliloVlt fees of all American consuls In Great Drltaln. Until now the ofilco of con sul general to Liverpool has paid about Jll',000 n year. | 7.000 In fees nnd $5,000 In salary. The new Instructions cut off half of the Incoire. and make the office worth about $ ti,000. The same Is true of the Lon don consul generalship , and ot all the con sular olllccs In Great Britain. The London consul gcncraUbip was worth $20,000 or more a year. John C. 'New had It under [ 'resident Harrison , and ex-Congressman I'atrlck A , Collins of Boston Is the present Incumbent. Under the new Instructions the onico will bo worth about $10,000 a year. The consuls In Great Britain are panic- stricken over the action of the department. Tholr statements quite- generally agree that llio order means the loss of about half of : holr Incomes. About a dozen ot the flfty- thrco consular places to bo filled at the discretion of the new president are among : hose thus affected. Half of their attrac tiveness Is suddenly destroyed by Mr. 01- icy's Instructions of October 21 , These tllrty-flvo diplomatic appointments and llfty-thrce consular olllces constitute the sum total of patronage of which Presi dent McKInley will have disposition. They allow an average of two places to each slate. It th. ? free silver kingdom of Nevada bo left on * of consideration. The foreign service Is taking on the condition of a pent- up Utlca for the ofllepsceker. Heretofore these consular officers have re- nilrcd an oath to be made for the vcrlflca- Ibn of Invoices of merchandise tent from heir consular diatrlcU to the- United States. The notarial fees collected from this source vere a part of the consular lucouic. The secretary now directs : 1. No oath shall bo required for Invoices of merchandise which Is on the free list or subject to specific duty. 2. An oath may bo required on Invoices of gooda subject to ad valorem duty If the 'onsul "bus reasonable ground to suspect raudulcnt undervaluation or other willful ntpHtatcment , but In no other cose. " This > atb can bo taken before any officer who la cgally qualified to administer It. The third Instruction strikes the consular co business a hard blow. "Consular officers ore prohibited from receiving the whole or any part of the fees charged by n commls- loner or other ofllcer for administering oaths to Invoiced ; from receiving anything s a gratuity or otherwise on account of he administration ot euch oaths ; and from being In any way , either rtlicctly or Indl- ectly , pecuniarily Interested In such fees. " The Cleveland administration 1ms taken ut of politics the most ot the consular utronoKe , nnd has made the few places eft to bo filled at the discretion of the prciildcnt worth only half as much as they vcrc. The worst of It lor the ofllco seekcra 3 that there Is not. the slightest probability Mr. McKlnlcy will undo any of this work f hla predecessor. u'H Ariilun Salvo. The beat Salvo In the world for cuts , iruUcs , Bovea , ulcers , salt rheum , fever sores , otter , chapped liandx , chilblains , corns and 11 skin eruptions , mid positively cures piles , r nopay required. It U guaranteed to glvo icrfcct satisfaction or money refunded. Price 5 ccata per box. Market nalc of table dcllcaclrc ut Telephone bulldlnKHy the Parrloh Aid of Trinity atbcJral , Saturday , December 19 , at 10 a. u. EXPERIENCE OF TYPEWRITER PecnHnritles of Pcoplo Who Ooino to Have Letters Written , ONE MAN GETS HIS EPISTLES MIXED Wo n u > 11 Very Seldom Dlcliilo I.oHom , Preferring ( o IC - 'l > Their llniilitcKH from OiitMhlvrn 1'rolHnlilc UetUinloii ! ( for AVomi'ii. , "Do wo meet queer people ? Well , yes , I think wo manage to get our share of them , " said the pretty typewriter at one of the leadIng - Ing hotels. "You PCO , " she continued , "people who travel very much are , as n rule , a queer pet of people , and , as my business brings mo In contact with all'classes , naturally I should know something about them. Now , there's a man Bitting over there , for Instance. He la quite wealthy and makes this his home. Ho writes n great many letters and I've eeen him sit there at the table and spend nn hour or more working on a letter which I could typewrite for him In five minutes. He's not Inclined to bo stingy , for ho spends money literally , but I guess ho doesn't want any ono to know his business. "That gentleman landing over there , " she said , pointing to a man who from his drcso and appearance I took to bo a Now Yorker , " 19 ono of my beet customers , boHdcs he IP business from ttart to flnlsi. : lie travels for a St. Louis liousj and always stops hero when In the city. When he arrives and looks over his mall ho pulls up a chair and dictates a dozen or more letters , stcpo Into the barber shoo and comes back In half nn hour to find his letters written and all ready to mall as txion as ho affixes his signature. If ho had to write these ( -nine letters with pen and Ink , as people need to do befcro the war , It would take him at least half n. day. As It Is , ho nttcndo to his correspondence In less than half an hour and has the bal ance of the day to attend to business. " "Ynu hnvn n rpniilnr twain of nrlce9. I presume ? ' "Oh , yes , we charge so much for each letter , or w > much for the tlmo occupied , ac cording to the amount of work. " "Do you ever meet people who consider the charge unreasonable ? " "Very Beldam. Occasionally wo meet a portion who thinks we arc staying In Ne braska for our health , but the majority do not complain. " "Do you ever have occasion to write letters for women ? " "Not often. They usually prefer to write their own letters , but there's one woman who stops here when In town who Is a cau tion. She represents an eastern paper and travels throughout the west. She conies up to my desk , dictates an article , goes out for an hour or so and when sio ! comes back pho Is ready with another. She writes the poorest hair ! of nny woman I ever caw nii ( If she was compelled to send In her ow 'copy' I don't think there's a printer In th United States who could set up a Imlf-colum article without wasting half a day at th Job. " "Odd characters como In occasionally , suppose ? " SOME ODD CHAUACTER2. " \Voll , yes. Just a few days ago , who I was rushed with n lot of work , an eli couple came in and occupied reals eve there. I didn't suppose they wanted an letters written , EO I kept on with my work They were evidently from the rural district for , after fitting there for half an hou watching mo Intently , the old gcntlcmai arose and eald to his wife : 'Como , Hannah let's go , That woman may know how t sing , but pho doesn't know half as nine about playing tlic piano as our Eliza does. The wife icpllcd that It wasn't a piano but 'one of those typewrites. ' Coming u and looking over my shoulder , ho said 'IJeg pardon , but I'd like to BOO wha you're doing , ' 1 Informed him that I wa engaged on private business , but if he'd like to dictate n letter I'd bo glad to typewrite write It for him. Ho took a scat and tolc mo what to ray , which I took down in tihort hand. When ho stopped and I asked him I that was all ho looked at my 'notes' am said : 'You don't think my Kllza could eve read that letter , do you ? ' I soon had th letter written- < o that Kllza. could read I and when he and his wife had read It aloiu aovcral times ho remarked : 'I'll bet Kllza will think we're putting on style sure cnoug ] when Eho gets tlmt letter. Wouldn't bo surprised If she didn't show It to her Sun day school class , eh ? ' " "You write omo very funny letters a times , do you not ? " "Oh , j'ce , some are very amusing. I was writing a letter yesterday for a drumme to his best girl. It covered Just sixteen pages , and the man could hardly wait mill I liaJ finished , so nnxlnun was ln > In inn I ] It About an hour after ho had posted the let tcr , ho came around and wanted to know what I did with my notes. I told him destroyed them as soon as my book was full. Ho begged me to let him have hla notes , saying ho was afraid some other fel low would sec thorn and would write to his girl. Of course I let him have them and fly the way , tomorrow ia Thanksgiving Isn't It ? That maked mo think of a funny thing that happened about this tlmo las year , and as the man is now In South Amer ica , I guess ho won't object to my telling the story. He was a very handsome , mld- dlo-agcd man , and traveling for a Now York liouse. Ho reached Omaha n few dayo before Thanksgiving , and had no sooner opened and read his mall which was waiting for him than ho came to mo to get mo to write some letters. The first was to his wife , who lived In some llttlo town over In towu , I think It was. He told her ho had lust reached Omaha and was surprised to Inua letter from the house , ordering him to jraml Island at once on some very Im portant brslncss. Ho was awfully sorry this had happened , as ho had anticipated eating turkey at home and spending the evening romping with the children. Ho complained of being very tired after his long .rip and asked her to excuse the short let ter , promising to write a long ono In a few- days. As soon as I had , finished taking his letter , ho dictated another to well , say o 'Carrie , ' at Lincoln , He started out by addressing her as ' .My Dearest Darling , ' and said how delighted ho was to get her let- cr , Inviting him to spend Thanksgiving with her , which Invitation ho would gladly accept. Ho referred to the nlco time they md had when ho was there last , and asked icr If she remembered the buggy ride and ho nlco supper afterwards. Ho dictated quite a long letter , for I know I had to re main after regular office hours to finish It. When ho had finished the letter ho remem- jored that ho hadn't given her a kiss , so I nserted a postscript and 'Carrie' got the clss ! When I had finished writing the utters ho asked mo to address a couple of envelopes , which I did , ho putting the let- crs la the envelopes and mailing them , MIXED THE LETTERS. "Tho next afternoon ho came rushing up o my desk , a telegram In ono hand and a ettcr , with a upeclal delivery stamp on It , n the other. Ho asked mo If I had the notes' of those two letters , as ho wished o know what was In them. I got out my took and commenced reading the letter ho mil dictated to his wife , when ho stopped no , tiaylng : 'I know all about that ono ; t' Urn other ono I am afraid of.1 I com menced reading1 the one to 'Carrie , ' and gets s for as where ho referred to the buggy Ido and supper when ho stopped 1110 again , aylng : ' .Merciful heaven ! I'm lost ! I'm rumcu men ! ' Ho handed mo the telegram , vhlch was from his wife. It was short and o the point , saying : 'Letter received. Can't ou manage to let Carrie stay In Lincoln nd you take dinner with us ? If not , then ring Carrie. ' The letter with the special ollvery stamp on It was from 'Carrie , ' and 10 way she threw Ink at him was a cau- lon. She scored him up for posing as an umarrled man and abusing the confidence hu had placed In him , and finally closed iy saying that her big brother would be n from the ranch In the morning and the hances were ho'il make a trip to Omaha nd fill him full of holcu. The poor fellow tad. inado a mistake and got the letters In jo wrong envelopes and " "Do you know what became of him ? " 1 ankcd. "Why , ho paid bis bill and left on the Irst train going south , and I don't think , rom the way ho walked up and down the oor , talking to himself and gesticulating , iat ho sidetracked ouco thla side of South merlca or Australia. " "Do you Imvo much trouble In taking let- era from foreigners T" "Don't you ttatl people- occasionally are n llttlo bit afral * M trust you with their secrets , especially Intregard to business mat ters ? " "Just let mo tolljjorr an Incident and you can draw your ownioonchislons. I had done a. largo amount of. correspondence for n prominent New York lawyer , and had been trusted by him Implicitly. In connection with the business he was looking after hero he was associated iwlth a firm of lawyers , and when it camoUo- the last document to bo executed , whlchVtby the way , was of a most confidential nature , they remarked to him : 'You surely * 'lll < not give this to that public stenograhphor ? lx > t our stenographer attend to It. ' Hov.replled that ho would most certainly glvo'lt to the game stenogra pher who had done nil his work so far , and whom he would trust with anything , no mat ter how confidential. He told mo ot the circumstance , and 1 said 1 was surprised that a lawyer would make such a statement In regard to trusting a public stenographer , 'for , ' said 1 , 'hero I am , In a position whcro I work for people from all over the country. Were I to betray the confidence reposed In mo It would bo known all over , whereas I might bo the confidential stenographer of ono person or firm , and should I betray that confidence In such a position the results would not be so far-reaching. I might add that policy , If not endowed with principle , would make a public stenographer more careful of betraying confidence , but I can not Imagine nny stenographer , In a public or private position , for ono moment dream ing of betraying BO sacred a trust. Again , If not for the sake of principle , how few of us would like to have to remember what comes to us every day In our work. I think wo all have enough to do In this world to attend to our own affairs , and If we strictly attend to them we will have llttlo leisure left for those of others. " "Tim mnloritv of the stciiOKrapliers at hotels are women , are they not ? " MONOPOLIZED I1Y WOMEN. "Yes , you very seldom find a man In a position of this kind. The extraordinary Influx of women In all the avenues ot com mercial life of recent years Is particularly marked In this calling. The fact Is owing to the surplus of educated women thrown upon their own resources , and to the pe culiar adaptability of women as amanuenses. Women learn stenography and the manipu lation of the machine quicker and are more tractable as office aKslstants than men. They con afford to work for less money than men. In working for Ices they are still able to make more money In proportion to the labor performed than tiiey could get In other walks of life open to them. A cosy office and a typewriting machine are more congenial to the female mind than a kitchen , the factory , or standing behind a counter all day , showing gooda and yelling 'C-a-s-Ji ! ' Tell me , If you please , In what other line of business women can obtain higher sal aries. I have noticed that In any calling whcro a woman becomes especially expert the question of sex disappears and she commands for her services whatever a man would get under the same circumstances. If sex has anything at all to do with It. the difference Is to her advantage. The women engaged In this business are , as a rule , honest , intelligent , Industrious anil fairly well educated. In many cases they are cultured and refined women who were born to better things. The Instances where they are not quite as good as they might bo arc not more numerous In proportion to the whole number than among an equal number of women In other walks ot business life. There are a good many silly young girls from the stenographic schools who regard the business as a &ort of a picnic a ro mantic road to matrimony , as It were. There arc young wonien who will never stay In a position long unless they think there Is an opening there for a matrimonial connection. They sail' around from place to place on the lookout for a wealthy 'mash , ' but they are often disappointed. Ono of the most fruitful sources of friction between the female stenographer and her 'employer1 Is the apparent Inability of many women to separate their personality from their business. If the 'bees' gets rattled an-1 speaks sharply. It Is received In the light of a personal Insult. The man of big affairs has no tlmo to wasto.vupon preliminaries , and is frequently abrupt of speech. Some women never get accustomed to this and some get right up and hunt for another Job. They are looking for somebody who will treat them ss If they were the 'lady of the house. ' As most business men have to meet that kind of a woman as soon an they get home. It la very likely to pall upon the taste , you know. " "Don't some of your customers get 'comic' at times ? " I asked. "Very seldom. You see , when n man comes In with a EO-cent Job and begins busi ness with some remark about my beautiful hair , or asks If anybody ever told mo what lovely eyes I have , I give him to understand that the charge will be 75 cents , which usually sets him to thinking , and he attends strictly to business. Some people don't com plain about the extra charge , but 'there are others. ' " CHEYENNE BOD. Rheumatism Is caused by lactic acid In the blood. Hood's Sarsaparllla neutralizes the acid and cures rheumatism. Santa CIiuiN HUH Made Hiiyilfn Unix. UN llonu- While In Omaha. Saturday morning ho wants to meet all the children and will bo sure to remember all who call on him for Christmas. Resides seeing the real Santa Claus , there are thou sands of pretty things to delight and please. Be euro to come. THOUSANDS OK TINY THINGS FOR TINY TOTS AT TINY PRICES. Air guns at 75c. Toy drums at 19c. Dolls at Ic , at 2c , at 3c , at Be. Fine sleeping beauty dolls at D9c. Authors , old maid , checkout ) , and all kinds of games at Cc up. Tclka , parchessl , wheels of fortune , ouljl boards , etc. , etc. , at Jowcst prices. Iron toys at Go up. Tin toys at lo to 5c. JEWELRY DEPARTMENT BARGAINS. SOO eolld gold pens , with pearl holders , 75c each , worth $2.00. Paul E. Wirt's fountain pens $1.00. worth I2.SO. Klegant oriental pearl achromatic opera glasses , In leather cases , at J1.9S , worth | 5.00. Ladles' coin silver chatelaine watches , stem wind and set , $1.98 , worth $ G.OO. 200 quadruple plated , hand engraved , gold lined- tea sets , $3,95 , worth $10.00. IIAYDEN BROS. ii.vvnu.v niius. OrHml Cut I'rioc Holiday Saleof MCII'H , HOJ-N' anil Clillilrrii'M Clothing. A discount of twenty-five to fifty per cent will bo deducted from the already much re duced selling price of every overcoat , ulster and suit in our stock that has heretofore sold for $7.50 or more. Men's $7.00 to $9.50 overcoats or ulsters for $5.00. Men's $10.00 to $13.50 overcoats or ulsters for $7.50. Men's $15.00 to $18.00 overcoats or ulsters for $10.00. Men's $20.00 to $30.00. overcoats or ulsters for $15.00. Boys' $5.00 ulster for $2.25. Children's capo overcoats at half of marked prices. , Men's all wool suits for $2.75. BRIGHTON CAP SALE. On Saturday wo will have a special sale on Brighton caps. GO dozen caps at 19o , worth 30c. 75 dozen Brighton -caps , 35cworth ; 50c. 100 dozen Brighton caps , 50c ; worth $1.00. The Brighton cap Is a beauty and the most sensible cap worn. ) ur UiirlHtiiuiH ( irri-lliiK- HimilHoiiic Kour-I'iiKO Culcmliir. Free five days , from Saturday , December 9 to Friday , December 25 , to all pur- haserg ot COc worth of goods In addition o the tickets or permlums given regularly vlth our goods , printed on line cardboard , hreo months finely Illustrated on each page , t Is a beauty and you will want ono when ou BOO It in our window. Bring In your Ickots , as our Christmas Block Is now ready , 'very purchaser ot one pound of tea or ono can of baking powden will receive a beoutl- uI present , free , In addition , remember , to ho calendar. GRAND UNION TEA COMPANY , Opposite Boston Store , 113 8. ICtb Street. Slx.Tlilrtr P. HI. Train. of the CHICAGO. MILWAUKEE & ST. PAUL RY. Best ficrvlco. ELECTRIC LIGHTS , Dining car. City oUlco ; 1C01 Farnatn. BROWNING , RISC & CO. Our Great Special Ofioring in Useful Ohrist- rnaa Presents , REAL NICE-BEST OF ALL-PRESENTS I'll ' < < > Date , the Very Lat ent , the Lowest In Prloo Wlioii < liiiily ! IN CoiiNlilereil Tliee i Are \Vlmt You \Vant. Here's a list to choose from , Tomorrow la the day they first go on sale : Cambric handkerchiefs , fancy borders , lOc , 3 for 25c. Fancy bordered cambric handkerchiefs , IGc , 2 for 25c. Pure white hemstitched linen handker chiefs , 26c , others at f > 0c , 7Cc , $1.00. Dreas kid glovi-s , undreesed and glace , $1.00 ; others at $1.50 and $2,00. Out seam and driving gloves , $1.00 ; others at $1.50 and $2.00. Lined gloves and mittens , $1.09 ; others at $1.50 , $2.00 and $2.50. Best black and tan hcsc In the world , 25c ; $1.40 a half dozen. Fancy embroidered balbrlggan hose , 50c ; $2.75 half dozen. Wo can assure the nccktlc-wcarlng men of this city that no house In the world ever showed such a beautiful array of tlcM In all the latrat dealglis of paltenui and shapes , polka dots. Persian effects. Oriental color ings , Tarter plalda , Scotch plaids , fashion able reds and greens and fancy figures , al- wnva different than nlnld.i nnd ilnta. In miff shapes , much larger and broader than of yore , Imperials , flowing end tccko , four-ln- handa , clubs , string * ) and tiows. High novelty colored shirts , $1.00 ; another line at $ I.r,0. , In all the new shades , como with white bodies and colored fronts ; some all colored , to bo worn with white collars , now con- oldcred the vciy proper fashion. Umbrellas with all the latest handles and canes to match. India twill new polka dot mufllers. Smoking Jackets In fancy cloths , In fancy and silk vesting cloths , from $1.00 up. Lounging robca In fancy colors , made of blanket cloths and English Jacket cloths , from $5.00 up. Turkish bath robes In all the latest colorIngs - Ings and designs from $2.50 up. Bath slippers , not sold In shoe store , too fine , $1.00. Extremely fancy and high grade puffj. tecks and imperials , In all the late Turkoman and Oriental colons and designs , the most beautiful combination of designs ever pro duced , nt $1.00 nnd $1.50. Full drcwj outfits In full dresa shirts , full dross tics and evening puffs , In white and light delecato shades. Linen collars in boxes , $1.50 a dozen. High grade linen collars , Imported , domes tic. $1.40 a half dozen. Linen cuffs to match both these lines. Dress scarfs In puffs , Imperials , flowing end tecks , four-in-hands , strings , clubs and bows at 50c. Beautiful fancy embroidered night gowns In domestic ami fancy colored French twilla , 50c up. Fine silk night gowns In fancy brocades and solid colors , make a most appropriate Christmas gift , $5.00 up. Pajamas , In plain , with fancy trimming and colors , $1.50 up. BROWNING. KING & CO. OltCIIAltl ) A : WII.HKI.M. .SrlllMK ClirlxtiilUM Tiling * . New things Imvo come .every day until now the atock is more complete than at any time. Marvelous things In tabourettes , stools , Jardfniers , fancy tables , chairs , etc. , that every housekeeper should see. TOYS , GAMES , SLKDS. WAGONS , ETC. 2-whecl carts , varnished and striped , 15c. 1-whcel wagons , with scat , SSc. Largo wagons , shaved spokes , with scat , 11.33. Hardwood wheelbarrow , with sideboards , 9Sc. , Boys' sleds , hard wood , 50c. Solid oak boys' coasters , $1,00 , High sleds In oak. fancy painted , 50c. Child's folding tables , hard wood , SSc. Soldier uniform , SOc. Torpedo boat , automatic firing , full rigged. 59c. 59c.Child's Child's wcsh sets , complete , hard wood , $1.19. Della , dressed dolls , all kinds of dolls , lOe to $5.00. Dlssel'R little Jewel sweeper , SSc. Iron trains , engine and stock cars filled with stock , $1.19. Small trains , 25c , 20c , 49c. Nickel plated cook staves , C3c. Largo slzo ranges , with cooking things , $2 38. Toy furniture , chairs , sideboards , tables , rockers , beds , etc. RUGS. Rugs for Christmas. Real Turkish rugs , $5.00. $0.50 , $ S.OO , $10.00 , and up , according to size. French Wilton rugs , C feet by 2 feet 3 Inches. $5.00. Smyrna rugs , 0 feet by 3 feet , $3.75. Fur rugs , lined , white , black and gray , $2.50. ORCHARD & WILHELM CARPET CO. , 1I14-141C-1I1S Douglas. A Correellou. In the Klmball laundry advertisement In yesterday evening's paper the types made the , prlco of collars read 2 cents. This was an error and should have been 3 cents. A Pernloxlnif rrolilcin. Whether to trke "Northwestern Lino" No. 2 at 4:45 : p. m. or No. Cat C:30 : p. m. , Chicago- ward. "No. 2" arrives at Chicago at 7:45 : a. m. and "No. G" at 9:30 : a. in. Both trains are models of modern art , ( skill and luxury. NO EXTRA CHARGE ON EITHER ONE. Call at the City Office , 1401 Farnam street , and talk It over. J. A. KUHN. General Agent. G. F. WEST. C. P.T. A. In ( lie. Heart of The Union passenger station In Chicago , Into which the Burlington Route trains run , Is locited In the very heart ot the city. The principal hotels , the largest stores , the best theaters , the blggcot business estab lishments , are only a few blocks distant. To reach them It Isn't even necessary to take a street car. To reach Chicago. It IS necessary to take the Burlington's "Vestlbuled Flyer , " that Is , It Is If you want the best there Is. Leaves Omaha 5.00 p. m. Arrives Chicago 8:20 : a. m. Ticket office , 1502 Farnam st. JII3AT THAT ALL HOLLOW. He ConliI IiiiNe Anything AeconlliiK to Illw Story. The man with the corduroy vest was tell ing the story , nays the Buffalo Express. lie said ho was there when It happened. He has -llio reputation amcng his friends of having been at every Important event u\nce \ the landing of the ark. Anyhow , this i what ho ylil : "I was over at the theater last night and was standing In the lobby waiting for EOinc friends who wcro going with mo to e the show. Two men , both of whom had been drinking , caino In. Ono of them , the more unsteady one , wobbled up to the box ofilco nnd bought two ccito. Ho lost the tickets between the box ofllco and the door , 'When they got to the doorkeeper and wnro asked for their tickets the man who had boucht them begin hunting through his pockets and looking hopolcmly Into his hat. Hla friend encouraged him with maudlin ud- vlco and finally the doorkeeper told them pretty sharply to hurry up and let other people In. " 'Can't do It , ' replied the man who had lost the tickets. * " 'Why not ? ' asked the doorkeeper. " 'I lash my tickets. ' " 'Why , you couldn't Imvo lost thorn. I saw you buy 'them two minutes ago. You couldn't have lost two llttlo bit ! ) of paste- boird llko that no quick. ' "Tho ticket loser was very Indignant. Ho looked ua sternly as ho could at the door keeper. Then ho Mid : " 'Oh , I couldn't losh 'em , couldn't I ? I couldn't loBh 'cm. Thash all you know 'bout It. I can loan anytuln' . I loan a bass drum once. ' " m For Coug'is ' and Throat Disorders use Brown's Bronchial Troches , "Have never changed my mind respecting them , except I think hotter ot that which I began by think ing well of , Rev , Henry Wanl Ucccuor. ouly la boxes , Hoc , Dec. 18 , 'M. THINGS FOR "HE" Most nny store sells the following goods. Most any store quotes the following prices. Not one store in n thousand sells the following goods nt the fol lowing prices and gives the same quality we give We can't print the quality. Men's Fancy Embroidered Satin Suspenders . Finer , in Glass Box and more fancy embroidery . 50C Finest Satin Embroidered Suspenders in the market. . $ | ,00 And don't go whr-ro they're marked $2.00. Men's Fancy Si.k Mufflers . . . OOc Same , finer quality . 75C Same larger and finer $1.00 pnd SL25 Men's Fancy Silk Ties in Tecks and four-in-hands 40C Men's very fine Silk Tecks 650 and 75C Wo count our necklloa by the tliou itnili. Our line IsMiiliuru. Our prices wonderful. Men's Silk Handkerchiefs , fancy borders 750 down to. . Men's Night Shirts , fancy bosoms , $1.25 down to 35 ( ? Socks at all prices Except high prices -The above goods will not be marked down after the holidays. They were bought for the holidays and marked down in preparation for the holidays. Our sale of reliable suits at is making a deep impres sion. Today we add 300 men's very superior kersey over coats , strictly all wool , lined with black diagonal and equal to any offered anywhere at ten dollars. Our price of jPp.7g each only illustrates that it " takes the most"reliable house to give the most reliable bargains. The colors are Black , Brown0 Tan and Blue. They are almost marvelous. OPEN E'f .S UNTIL CHRSSTSMS. The most Important clement of usefulness Is readiness the faculty of being In the right place at the right time. This Is the reason why every woman values a worlc box. box.There Is only one tlmo when she can , liopo to secure It , nnd that Is nt Christmas. Remember It Is the one present which every woman wunts. You can make no mistake here. Wo have half a dozen row stylca thla year. Prices $9 to $20. Among the Inter esting features are an extra largo bag drawer for work , n drawer for boxes aiiH supplies , a multiple-compartment drawer , automatic supporting lid , French plate wire , ror. , Charles Shiverick Co. , Lowest Prices on Furniture. Twelfth and Douglas. ALL RINDS OF FUN IS II How Anybody Can Get a Nice Christmas Present for Nothing. THE BEE GIVES CAMERAS AWAY Two .Sl/r to Choose From Tlmt AVI 11 Take IVrfcul I'liolourrnpIn A Child Cnu Work One l > rena tlic lluttoii anil Its All Over. How many times have you said you wished you bad a camera how many times you have wished you might have a enap shot ot this or that. Christmas Is almost hero and no doubt you would llko a camera for yourself or cue to glvo somebody for a Christmas present. Hut a camera costs money. One that will take any kind of a picture at all will cost you from $3.00 to $16.00. Dut you can have a camera without costing you a cent. Dy special arrangement with ono 'of the largest camera manufacture In the country we are able to uiako a ChrUtman present ot a camera to any boy or girl who IB willing to do one or two hours' work for us. If you will bring In or EC ml us by mall , Four new subscribers tor three weeks each , Or three new subscribers for four weeks each , Or two now subscribers for Ix weeks cacti , to The Omaim Dally Hco , to bo delivered In Omaha , South Omaha or Council Dluffa by carrier , or sent by mall , all prepaid , at the rate of IS cents a week , wo will ecnd you a "Comet" camera. The "Comet" takes a picture an Inch and a quarter square It's nnapshot camera anybody can take good pictures with it you can have all kinds of fun with it. It's little , but , Oh , my ! But perhaps you would llko a larger camera. If you will bring In or send us by mall , Klght new subscribers for three weeks each , Or six now eubscrlbcrs for four weeks each , Or thrco new subscribers for eight weeks Or two now subscribers for twelve weeks each , to The Omaha DaJly Dee , to bo delivered In Omaha , South Omaha or Council Dluffs by carrier , or ncnt by mail , all prepaid , at the rate of 1C cents a week , wo will ecnd you a "Crescent" camera. The "Crescent" la a high grade , first class camera takes a picture three by three Inches you can take ( snapshots or make tlmo exposures It's Just the thing you have been wltnlng for. You might as well have cither a "Cres cent" or " Comet" or tnoro than one , and elvo ODD to somebody for a Cbrlfltmau pres ent. Any ono can cct a few now subscrib ers to The Heo It's ca y Just try It. Wo consider a now uubicrlber anybody who has not been taking The Dee directly or through our regular agents , elnco No vember 25 , 1890. Maku out all remittances to The Hco Tub- Uniting Company. Address all correspond ence and tend or bring In your ordcra to TUB CAMERA DEPARTMENT. , THE OMAHA BEE , OMAHA , NKg , SET TEETH 85.00 Perfect tit guaranteed. . . . Gold Crowns , 22lc..S5.00 Bridge Teeth , S5 pop tooth BflilEY , the Deniisf r * 3D FLOOR , PAMON BLK. attendant. WOOD'S are JCE KINGExeluslvD ' T.Wood &Co.'s Celebrated Ice Tools. Jas. Morton & Son Co. , Wrlto for Cutnloxuo. O.V.AIIA , NIUI \O-llltl3.\IClM.ST" KAI ) . j Nii-j | > tl < 'n ( JIvc ! | n Mcnl unit ii 'riirory. A great many odd "cures" nro suggested these days. The followers of Father Knclpp are numerous , The Now York park com missioners found It necessary last summer to set apart a bit of grass In Central park for the use of those who had fulth tlmt their troublc/i would cease If they walked over dewy turf. Lately the go-wlthout-brrakfast euro has been making headway. Wo have Been u book In which ibis Idea was set out alluringly , says the Indianapolis NOWK. A' ' number of people In Indianapolis have cut off lirnnkfaat nnd trot down tn t\vn mnntn n. day. A newspaper Item declares that 1,000,000 portions In the country are now skipping breakfast. The theory of tha euro Is that durlirg sleep the muscles of tbo stomach are resting. During this tlmo gastric juice la not supplied , nor IH a mifll- clcnt ( ( uantlty created In the stomach to di gest a meal until nearly noon , or. several horns after rising. Consequently , If break fast Is eaten It In merely a burden on the vtonmch. 1'epsln enough to digest only two meals a day Is supplied , say those who ad vocate this plan. After u week , It Is said , brt-akfaHt will not bo missed , In New ICnK < land the now cure ha taken great hold. Whole towns hove taken It up , anil the morn. Ing nalutatloa U , "Did you go without break fast ? " r > IU.ON-Mrn , Mnbcl , wife of John J. Dillon , Tliurkduy morning. Funeral from rrHldcncp. 417Vllllnmn street , ut 8:30 o'clock Huturdny morning , to Hi. I'lillo * inuim'H cathedral , Interment Holy ulchcr.