8 THE OarATTA DATLY BEE ; S AJIltTR I ) AY , 28. 1800. , AiuPAicNiN ( ; WITH GRAN : The Great Captain Sketched Whllo on Duty in the Field RECOLLECTIONS OF GEN , HORACE PORTER Ilrforc nnil Aflrr HIP Ilnttlc of Uic IVIIil nieHU The Inrvltnlilf Clttnr nnil ( In ; Whittle .Slick Awful SCL-IICM. i ) The current number of Century pub- llshcs another Installment of General Hor- nco I'ortcr's "Campaigning with Grant. " I treats of the llattlo of the Wilderness and ! the events preceding and following that tor- rlblo contest. These events arc sketched In part , as follows : The members of the headquarters mess eoon nftcr assembled to partake of n hasty breakfast. The general made a rather sin gular meal preparatory to so exhausting n day as that which was to follow. Ho took a cucumber , sliced It , poured some vinegar over It , and partook of nothing clso except a clip of strong coffee. The drat thing he did after rising from the table was to call for a fresh supply of cigars. His colored servant , "Kill , " brought him two dozen. After lighting ono of them ho filled his pockets with tlic rest. Ho then went over to the knoll , and began to wall back and forth slowly upon the cleared portion , of the ridge. As the general felt that ho could bo found moro readily , and could Issue his orders more promptly , from the central point which ho had chastn for his headquarters , ho re mained there almost the cntlro day. Ho would at times walk slowly up and down , but most of the day ho sat upon the stump of a tree , or on the ground , with his back leaning against a tree. Thu thread glovra remained on his hands , a lighted cigar was In his mouth almost constantly , and his penknife was kept In active use whittling sticks. Ho would pick up one small twig after another , and sometimes holding the small end away from him would rapidly Hlmvo It down to a point ; at other times he would turn the point toward him and work on It as If sharpening a lead pencil ; then ho would glrdlo It , cut It In two , throw It away and begin on another. Wo had long been accused of being a nation of whltilers , and this practice on the part of such n conspicuous representative American seemed to give color to the charge. IIo seldom Indulged In this habit lu subsequent battlcH. The occupation played sad havoc with the thread gloves , and bcforo nightfall several holes had been worn In them , from which his finger nails protruded. After that day the gloves disappeared , nnd the general there after went without them in camp , and wore the usual buckskin gauntlets when on horse- bnrk.r It was not till the Appnmnttox cam paign that another pair of thread gloves was donned. 'There was a mystery about the use of those gloves which was never entirely solved. The Impression wns that Kirs. Grant had purchased them , and handed them to the general , before ho started from Washington , and that cither In deference to her , or because ho had n notion that the olllcers In the eastern armies were greater sticklers for drcfr-s than those In the armies of the west , he were the gloves continuously for the first three days of his opening cam paign lu Virginia ; that Is to say , as long as they lasted under the wear aud tear to which he subjected them. * * A little to the east of the crossroads stood the old Wilderness tavern , n deserted build ing surrounded by a rank growth of weeds , nnd partly shut In by trees. A few hundred yards to the west , and In the northwest angle formed by the two Intersecting roads , was a knoll from which was n second growth of scraggy pine , scrub oak , and other timber. The knoll was high enough to af r ford a view for eomo little distance , but ii Gladness Comes With n better understanding' ' of the transient nature of the inuny phys ical ills , which vanish before proper of- fprls gentle efforts pkmantcflorts rightly directed. There is comfort in Uio knowledge , tlmt KO many forms of bidmcss arc not due to any actual dis ease , but simply to a constipated condi tion of the system , which the pleasant family laxative , Syrup of Figs , prompt ly removes. That is why it is the only remedy with mlllionnof families , and is everywhere esteemed so highly by all who value good health. Its beneficial effects are duo to the fact , that it is the ono remedy which promotes internal cleanliness without debilitating the organs on which it acts. It is therefore nil important , in order to get its bene- fiuitil effects , to note when you pur chase , that you have the genuine arti cle , which is manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig SyVup Co. only and sold by nil reputable druggists. If in the enjoyment of peed health , nnd the system is regular , laxatives or other remedies are then not needed. If alllicted with any actual disease , one may bo commended to the most skillful physicians , but if in need of a laxative , ono should have the best , and with the well-informed everywhere , Syrup of Figs stands highest and is most largely U33d aud gives most general satisfaction. WOOD'S v ICE KINGExdosIve Agcnls , for WM T.Wooa&Co.'sCc'cbrateil Ice Tools. Jns. Morton < S Son Co. , Wrlto for Cutalosuo. O.V.A1IA , NHU. Sot Tooth , 85.00. Teeth Extracted without pain Alloy nnd idlvor tilling , 11.00. I'ure gold fillings , ! up. Gold CrowiiB , 12 let. , W to fS. HKUAULH WOnK. DAILEV , the THIRD FLOOR , - PAXTON BLOCK TEL. 1085. 10th and I'uruam Bis- the outlook was limited In all directions by the most Impenetrableforcet with Its interlacing trees and tangled undergrowth. The ground upon which the battle was fought was Interneclcd In every direction by windIng - Ing rivulets , rugged ravlnrn , and ridges of mineral rock. Many excavations had been made In opening Iron-ore beds , leaving pits bordered by ridges of earth. Trees hail been felled In a number of places to furnlnh fuel and supply sawmills. The locality Is well described by Itn name. It was a wilderness In the most forbidding sense of the word , Warren's troops were driven back on n portion of his line In front of general head quarters , stragglers were making their way to the rear , the enemy's shells were begin ning to fall on the knoll where General Grant was seated on the stump of a tree , nnd It looked for n whlto as If the tldo of Imttlo would HWCCP over that point of the field. IIo rose slowly to his feet , and stood for a tlmo watching the scene , and mingling the smoke of his cigar with the smoke of battle , without making any comment. Ills horse wns in charge of an orderly Just be hind the hill , but ho evidently had not thought of mounting. An officer ventured lo remark to him , "Ocncral , wouldn't It bo prudent to move headquarters to the oilier Hide of the Gcrmannn road till the result of the present attack Is known ? " The gen eral replied very quietly , between the puffs of his cigar , "It strikes me It would be bet ter to order up some artillery and defend the present location. " Thereupon n battery was brought up , nnd every preparation made for defense. The enemy , however , wns checked before ho reached the knolV. In this Instance , ns In many others , the general was true to the motto of his Scot tish ancestors of the Grant clan : "Stand fast , Craig Kllachlc. " Whllo the most critical movements were taking place General Grant manifested no perceptible anxiety , but gave hla orders and sent nnd received communications with 11 coolness nnd deliberation which made a marked Impression upon those who had been brought into contact with him for the first tlmo on the field of battle. Ills speech was never hurried and his manner betrayed no trace of excitability , or even Impatience. He never exhibited lo better advantage his pe culiar ability In moving troops with unpar alleled speed to the critical points on the line of battle where they wore most needed , or , ts It was sometimes called , "feeding a fight. " There was n spur on the heel of every order he sent , and his subordinates were made to realize that In battle It Is the minutes which control events. He said. while waiting for Burnsldes to got into position and attack : "The only time I ever feel Impatient Is when I give nn order for an Important movement of troops In the ircscnco of the enemy , and am waiting for .licin to reach their destination. Then the minutes seem like hours. " Ho rode out to Important points of the Ino twlco during the day , in company with General Meade and two officers of the staff. ! t was noticed that ho was visibly affected jy his proximity to the wounded , nnd cs- icclally by the sight of blood. IIo would .urn his face away from such scenes , and show by the expression of his countenance , and sometimes by a pause In his conversa tion , that ho felt most keenly the painful spectacle presented by the Held of battle. 5onio reference was made to the subject n camp that evening , nnd the general said : 'I cannot bear the sight of suffering. The night nftcr the first day's fight nt Shlloh was sitting on the ground , leaning against i tree , trying to get some sleep. It soon icgati to rain eo hard that I went Into a og house near by to seek shelter ; but I omul the surgeons had taken possession of t , nnd were amputating the arms nnd legs of the wounded , and blood was flowing in streams. I could not endure such a scene , and was glad to return to the tree outside , nnd sit there till morning In the storm. " thought of this remark while sitting by his ) Cdslde twenty-one years afterward , when ic , In the last days of his fatal Illness , was ilmself undergoing Bupremo physical tor- u re. i * * * The losses were found to be : Killed , 2,240 ; wounded , 12,037 ; missing , 3,383 ; total , 7.CGC. The damage Inflicted upon the enemy Is not known , but ns he was the as- Qaultlng' party as often as the union army , hero Is reason to believe that the losses on ho two sides were about equal. Taking wcnty-four hours as the time actually oc cupied In fighting , and counting the casual- Ice In both armies , It will be found that on hat bloody field every minute recorded the oss of twenty-five men. As the staff olllcers threw themselves upon he ground that night , sleep came to them vlthout coaxing. They had been on the move luce dawn , galloping over bad roads , strug- ; Ilng about through forest openings , Jump- ng rivulets , wndlng swamps , helping to rally roops , dodging bullets , and searching for ommandlng otllcera In all sorts of unknown ilaccs. Their horses had been crippled , and hey themselves were well-nigh exhausted , 'or the small part I had been able to pcr- nrm In the engagement , the general rccom- ncmled mo for the brevet rank of major n the regular army "for gallant nml merltor- OUB services. " His recommendation was ftcrward approved by the president. This romotion was especially gratifying for the cason that it was conferred for conduct n the first battle In which I had served ndcr the command of the general-ln-chlcf. There were features of the battle which mvo never been matched in the annals of arfare. For two days nearly 200,000 vet- ran troops had btrugglcd In a death grapple , oiifrontcd at each step with almost every bstaclo by which nature could bar their wtli , and groping their way through a angled forest the Impenetrable gloom of hlch could bo likened only to the shadow f death. The undergrowth stayed their regress , the nppergrowth ehut out the light f heaven. Olllcers could rarely see their roops for any considerable distance , for moke clouded the vision , nnd n heavy sky > bscurcd the sun. Directions were asccr- alned nnd lines established by means of 10 pocket compass , nnd a change of poal- on often presented an operation more like problem of ocean navigation than a ques- lou of military maneuvers. It was the enso of sound and of touch rather than lie scnso of sight which guided the movc- icnts. It was a battle fought with the car , ml not with the eye. All circumstances seemed to combine to lake the scene one of unutterable horror. U times the wind howled threugh the tree- ors , mingling Its moans with the groans f the dying , and heavy branches were cut > ff by the fire of the artillery , and fell crash- ng upon the heads of the men , adding a new error to battle. Forest fires raged ; pm- umltlon trains exploded ; the dead were oaatcd In the conflagration ; the wounded , ouscd by Its hot breath , dragged themselves long with their torn and mangled limbs n the mod energy of despair , to cacapo the 'avages of the flames ; and every bush seemed iting with shreds of blood-stained clothing , t was ns though Christian men had turned o fiends , and hell Itself had usurped the lace of earth. Six-Thirty V. 31. Trnln. of the CHICAGO. MIMVAUKEB A ST. PAUL IIY. Best service , ELECTIUC UQIITS , Dining car. City office : 1COI Farnam. Awarded Highest Honors World's Fair. MOST PERFECT MADE. A pure Grape Cream of Tartar Powder. Free jom Ammonia , Alum or any other adulterant. 40 Years the Standard , PATRIOTS NEED NOT APPLY President Olovclnncl Hag Taken 30,000 , Offices Out of Politics. SPREAD OF THE CIVIL SERVICE LAW Some \nlnlilc K.voentlvo Orilcru Mr. .MulCliilrjninpoNi'il to Suittnlii Them Very I.lttle I'ntrou- , , IIKO < O The extent to which federal offices have been removed from the grasp of spoilsmen and placed under civil service rules Is set forth with Interesting details by a cor respondent of the St. Louis Globe-Democrat , as follows : No army of ofllco seekers will muster to greet the Incoming administration. Times have changed slnco JIarch 4 , 1S03. The spoils which now belong to the victors are not such as to agitate the nation. During the past four years , or slnco ho entered upon his second term , President Cleveland has put under the operation and protection of the civil service law 30,000 places which , up to the tlmo of such action , were open for the reward of party loyalty and party labor. Now , these 3(5,000 ( places , as vacancies oc cur , must bo flllcd from candidates who pass examinations , nnd a candidate's poli tics does not enter Into consideration. In n general way it may be said that al most every olllce worth having , which docs not require continuation by the senate , has been taken out or politics. The 30,00i ) of- llcea which President Cleveland and his subordinates could dispose of at will ore now iicM by officials who can remain so long as they nro elllclcnt. And as vacancies occur neither the president nor the cabinet has power to 1111 them. HEUE MISHIT GOES. Hero nro some of the branches of gov ernment employment to which appointments can no longer bo mode on political merit , as was the condition four years ago , and from which removals cannot now take place to give office to partisans : The steamboat Inspection service. The marine hospital service. < The light house service. The life saving service. The several mints and assay offices. The revenue cutter service. The force employed under custodians of public buildings. The several subtrcnsurles. The engineer department nt largo. . The ordnance department at large. The Internal revenue service. In Washington nn order has removed what was once an attractive Meld for the reward of the faithful country editor. The great government printing olllce Is now under the civil service law. Appointments to places under the public printer are no longer dependent upon congressional pull. This means that places upon the printing committees of both house nnd senate will not bo so desirable In the eyes of statesmen as they have been. That bulwark of party patriotism , the fourth-class pcatofllco , still remains. Vari ous plans to take the country postolllcc out of politics have been considered. None of them has been found satisfactory. The sen ator or representative still has the post- olllco candidate with him. There are 06,000 fourth-class postofllccs. Upon these the of fice-seekers must concentrate , for President Cleveland has left very little clso for the rank nnd flic of party workers. It used to bo possible for a patriot who came to Washington seeking a mission , an at-.sistnnt secretaryship , or ecmethlng "equally ns good. " to compromise on a Job as watchman or messenger. Men of note In their communities have become messengers In a department rather than go homo with out any recognition from the party for which they had done so much. I3ut now oven these compromises are barred. An or der of President Cleveland has put the places of messengers nnd watchmen of the depart ments In the classified service. There Is scarcely any place , the compensation , of which Is over $300 , left out. For almost everything but floor scrubbing and spittoon cleaning an examination and non-partisan qualifications arc required. CIVIL. SERVICE INFORMATION' . The latest rules of the civil service com mission abound In Information which will cause the heart of the olIlcc-sreKer to bow down. The president of the United States has the appointment of "not exceeding two private secretaries or confidential clerks. " Each member of the cabinet is similarly limited. All other places In the depart ments , excepting , of course , these filled on confirmation by the senate , can bo given only when vacancies occur , and to such per sons as pass examinations and are certified a.s eligible by the commission. The spirit of the exemptions Is to give to postmasters and collectors ono or two personal appoint ments In order that they may protect them selves in money matters. To Illustrate , the only exemptions In these branches of the service are announced in the new rules as follows : Custom house service : ( a ) One cashier In each customs district ; ( b ) ono chief or prin cipal deputy or assistant collector on each customs district , whoso employes number as many as 150. PostoHlco service : ( a ) One assistant pest- master , or chief assistant to the postmaster , of whatever designation , nt each postofllco ; ( b ) ono cashier of each first class postofllcc. when employed under the roster tltlo of cashier only. Internal revenue service : Ono employe In each Internal revenue district , who shall act as "cashier " or chief deputy or assistant collector , as may bo determined by the Treasury department. The above nro the positions which the postmasters nnd collectors to bo named by Mr. McKlnley will bo able to nil. All other places uIKor ! him will bo held by present Incumbents during good behavior , and , when vacated , will bo filled , from the civil service eligible list. THE INDIAN AGENCIES. About the Indian agencies and the Indian schools politicians formerly found many op portunities for taking care of needy rela tions. To earry on the government work of educating the Indians requires hundreds of clerks , teachers , farmers and herdsmen. The pay Is good. The worktiould bo shirked. A rare field for nepotism was presentee and It was well cultivated by the politicians as often as administrations changed. That sort of thing has been done away with. All appointees In and about Indian agencies and schools are now under the civil service law and will remain in their places under the merit system. The only exceptions to this rule are the Indians themselves who hold minor places at the schools and agen cies. There nro 2,001 Indians In such em ployment. They enjoy what the whlto of- llciuls do not. exemption from examinations bcforo appointment. Previous to this administration chiefs of divisions , heads of bureaus and certain other olllclala of that kind were not under the law. Such ofllccs were vacated and flllcd at the beginning of every administra tion without examinations. Many of them went to members of the party coming Into power. Tlicro were about 4.GOO places which could bo filled without examinations. They have been withdrawn by executive order , and hereafter , as vacancies occur among them , the most desirable places In the department , they will bo flllcd by pro motions or transfers. They will bo open to those clerks who have advanced on their merits through the grades of the classified lists , Ik-sides chiefs of divisions and of bureaus , some of the scientists nnd experts of various branches of government work come under the protection of this order. Tim cutting down of the exceptcd list Is re garded by the friends of civil service re form as ono of the most significant acts of the administration. Ily It thera Is opened to the clerks of the higher grades the pos sibility of advancement to these desirable places. A strong Incentive is furnished for greater efficiency. Another order from President Cleveland removes from the patronage 310 places which previously could bo flllcd by non- compctltlvo examinations. The superior of ficer had only to select the ono ho wanted for this class of appointments , let him pre pare himself and take the examination , and then appoint him. Hereafter as vacancies occur In thcso 310 places they will bo open to competitive examination. This action of tbo president practically abolishes non-com- pctltlvo examinations lu the service. Hut the order of Mr. Cleveland which will bear with most crushing force upou the of- flco seekers Is the onft by which ho has lim ited the patronage of-tho president In the way of nominationstto the senate. Consular appointments go to I ho ecnato for conflrma tlon. The new rule tt the president requires all candidates to passinri examination bcforo a hoard at the Stdte'i department bcforo their names can go Ho the senate. In the cntlro civil Itsfof the United States there nro 201,000. nnmoe , exclusive of the fourth-class postmasters , nnd such ap pointees as must bo. cotifirrnod by the sen ate , there are 781" > comfortable positions , most of them assistant' postmasters , which can bo flllcd without' examination. If these facts and figures am-bo sufilclcnlly Im pressed upon those who .served the cause of sound money and good government well In the campaign Just ended , n great deal of disappointment after the 4th of March will bo avoided. Since this administration came In the United States prison nt Leavonworth has been transferred from the War department to the department of Justice. The civil service law has been extended over the prison force until all but five of the olU- cers arc protected- from change on account of politics. The fifty guards cannot bo disturbed -.o long as they behave them selves. The greater part of the annual pay of S5G.112 will continue to go to the men who have been drawing It under President Cleveland. The five places subject to ex change nt the pleasure of the now ad ministration are : Warden , $3,500 ; deputy warden , $2,000 ; superintendent of Industries , $1GOO ; superintendent of farm , $1,000 ; chap lain. $ UOO. This Is all of the patronage In connection with the United States prison excepting only a place as organist , which pays $1 a week. The civil service law Is explicit and strong In the protection of those who have been taken In under It. "No one , " It says , "shall dismiss or cause to be dismissed any or these oniclals or employes because of nln political or religious aflllations or opinions. HOW IT WORKS. nradley I ) . Smallcy , the democratic col lector of Vermont , tells bow the operation of the civil service law dawned upon the local politicians of his district. It may servo to Illustrate the surprises in store for the republicans when they come around for the places next spring. Civil service reform has been making great progress while the politicians were not watching. Ono day 8omo of the party leaders came to the Ver mont collector and complained : "See here , Mr. Smalley , you have not got any democrats In your olllce. These fellows holding the government positions are all re publicans. " . "Well , what do you suggest ? " asked the collector. " \\V\o got a eouplc of good dcmocrato and we want you to put out two republicans and give them the places , " was the reply. "All right , " said Mr. Smalley ; "I'm n little hampered , but I'll see what can bo done. You sec this list of names ? " "Yes. " "Well , run It over and see If you can find the names of your two democrats on The politicians did as directed. One of them suddenly blurted out : "What Is this darned thing , anyway , Mr. Smallcy ? " "That , " answered the collector , "Is the list of persons who have passed the civil service examination. If any vacancies oc cur In my olllce force , the law requires mete to fill them from the names on that list. " "Hut these are all republicans , Mr. Smal lcy ; there Is not a democrat on the list. " "I'm afraid not , " said the collector re gretfully. "The trouble is our Vermont dem ocrats don't go lo school as they should , and until they do there Is no way of getting them government positions. " Major Hnrlow , the civil service commis sioner , had nn experience while postmaster at St. Louis v.-hlrh matches Mr. Smallcy's story very well. Father Walsh , the slirewd ret-ton of St. nrlilget's parish , made n study of the civil service low , and one day came to the postofilce and got n copy of the regu lations govorn'mx examinations. The next tlmo there was nn examination at the post- office n group of bright young fellows from St. Bridget's parish school put In an ap pearance as candidates. They had evi dently been prepared .vlth care. Some of them came out of the examination with the highest percentages and were given posi tions. "That thins continued , " said Major Harlow. "Father Walsh's younpt men would como out of the examinations at the top of the list , nnd under the law they would get the appointments as vacancies occurred. r\ , i , . r.n.v.n nf mv A 1 * . A. frlnmln rninn lIll ? 11.l OMIIIVJ wi . * .j * - - - - - . . . _ Into the ofllco and said : 'Look here. Harlow , you are filling up the postofflco with Catho lics. Why don't you give Protestants a chance ? MKINU3Yg POLICY. Mr. McKlnley might reverse some of those executive orders of PrcHdent Cleveland. Ho might reopen foveral thousands of thcso places for political purposes. He might , but he will not. In his letter of acceptance , the republican candidate Indorsed In strong language the plank In the platform relat ing to civil service. When lie was In con gress , Mr. McKlnley was even moro em phatic In his utterances. On ono occasion ho said : "If the republican party lo pledged to any ono tlilnit moro than nnntlicr , it IB to the maintenance of the civil service law and its efllclont execution ; not only that , hut to ltd enlargement and further applica tion to the public servlre. "The law that Hands upon our statute books today was put there by republican votes. It was a republican measure. Every national platform of the republican party slnco Its enactment has declared not only In favor of its continuance In full vigor , but In favor of Its enlargement , so as to apply moro generally to the public service. And thin is not alone the declaration and pur- POSKJ of the republican party , but It Is In accord with its highest and best sentimcnta ; aye , moro , It Is sustained by the bcit senti ments of the whole country , republican and democratic alike. There la not a man on this floor who does not know that no party In this country , democratic or republican , will have the courage to wipe It from the statute book or to amend It , save In the di rection of Its Improvement. "The republican party must take no step backward. The merit system is hero , nnd It Is hero to btay ; and wo may Just as well understand and accept It now. " The entries to what were at the beginning of former administrations long nnd well- laden plo counters are closed , and they will not bo opened during the McKlnley adminis tration. "foil .v irrrM3 SI.ICJHTHIV The Tour Old IloiiUivurm mid Soliulnr I'M 11(1 H II llllVI'll III l.llHl. A bent old man , shabbily clad , with n face Ilko the face of the poet I3ryant. In the evening twilight ho ( .lands , besldo the desk of ono who Is a stronger to him , lu n little town In northern California , relates the San Francisco Call. "I nsk you to pardon me , " In a voice that trembles and Is low. Something confused ns to Illness and wear iness , aud then : "It pains mo to seem a beggar , but I am near the end of the road , and " The sentence dies In Inarticulate murmur , and from under the worn coat comes a small bundle wrapped In n bit of faded oilcloth. ' "It Is hard to part with them , oven now , " slowly removing the oilcloth , "but If there Is some ono hero who cares for rare editions of good books they may bo thought fair ex change for the price of shelter and something warm. " A well-thumbed Shuke pcare , a carefully- preserved "Imltatlo Chrlstl. " The old man looks at them tenderly as they are exposed to view and places them reverently on the desk. The man nt the desk vlowo the books coldly and denies Uio plea for aid. Not that ho Is consciously unkind , but experi ence with vagabonds has made him suspl- clous and ho Interprets the pathos as anew now Imposture. Next morning nn hour after sunrise a pe destrian finds an aged man , with a face Ilko that of the poet llryant , lying In the shelter of a cypress hodisa by the roadside. The tired heart U still. Rest must have como about the tlmo the nmnhlno touched the volley. Ucalde the sleeper , as though It had fallen from beneath his coat , a well- thumbed Shckcspearo ; clasped In his gaunt hands a carefully-preserved a'KempIs , The a'ICompIs has a sprig of cypress for a hook- mark. On ono of the pages between which tt restn this passage : " 0 iFathcr , always to bo honored , the hour 1s como which from all eternity Thou didst foresee would arrive ; that Thy servant for a short tlmo should bo oppressed ex teriorly , but Interiorly should ever live unto Theoj that ho should bo for a little slighted and humbled , and should fall In the night of men. " Not excelled by any high-priced liniment , Salvation Oil , twenty-live cents a boitlo. irtM T 1MT OTt/MMl 0 P/\ KELLtY , STICIiR & CO , Will Duplicnto Tholr Snlo of Lost Saturday of Women's and Children's ' Underwear , BLANKETS ! BLANKETS ! BLANKETS We Will AlNii OITor Tomorrow B5 Don. Kliinnrl Mulit .Slilrtn , C 2 Inrlit'N l.iinu : lit ! " > ( > ( Knoll , 1'rlcc T.'c. This Is good blanket weather , and wo offer n. few special things In that line for Satur day's sale. Wo quote a few leaders In the cheaper grades that will astonish you ; cheap blank ets nro In great demand , and we have an Immcnsce stock of them In all colon ! and sizes. 10-4 dark gray , In rich colored borders , at 40c a pair. 10-4 light gray and plain whlto ( a big drive ) , very thick , at COc a pair. 10-1 variegated , suitable for wrappers and hath robes , at 90c n pair , reduced from $1.BO. 11-1 extra heavy natural gray ; this we offer at OSe , was formerly $1.35 a pair. Another shipment. Just In , of the fine natural gray , strictly nil wool. In all colors of border , considered the best blanket of fered anywhere , for $1.75 nnd $5.00 ; our price for this sale only ? 3.7G a pair. Wo have another great bargain In a gray woolen blanket nt $2.75 , was $3.75. Our whlto all wool blankets nt $3.75 are positively the biggest snap In the city. They are large , soft and beautiful , In fact at $5.00 they would be cheap. We are still putting out n lot of our finest steam shrunk , largest size "Ohio fleece" at $0.50 ; nice as any other blanket at $ S.CO a pair.Dlankct Dlankct robes In all colors ( California wcol ) , adapted for bath robes , house wrap pers , smoking jackets , lounging robes , chil dren's cloaks , etc. , etc. , very cbolce nt $4.00 , $4.50 and $5.00 each. COMFORTS ! COMFORTS ! COMFORTS ! We have had many moro of the line ( homo made comforts ) mndo up. Last v.eck's sale was big , simply berauso the comforts were sold at less than half price. The new ones are handsome , made of the very lincst batlato ( French all wool challl ) nnd sllkfl , filled only with "Whlto Rose" batting , and much larger than the common ready mndo article. Hatlsle covering at $2.00 and $2.25 each , milled and plain. French challl t $ .1.00 , $3.25 nnd $3.50 each , milled and plain. Finest French sateen at $3.00 , $3.25 and $3.50. milled and plain. Silk at $1.50 , $5.00 and $0.00 , tufted , quilted , ruffled and plain. A nice new line of down compforts nt $3.50 each , formerly $7.50. KELLEY , STIGER & CO. , Cor. Farnam and 15th Sta , SallKfiu-lory Ilc.snllM. That's what the farmer nnd business man wants. Farmers should compute results from capital nnd labor Invested. Carefully considered from this standpoint or from almost any other the Nebraska farmer is sure to show satisfactory results. Good land CHEAP. Good crops. A diversified farming can bo carried on with profit. Nebraska Is the sugar beet and chicory state. Largo yield and constant de mand for output. Homo or land Beckers' excursions De cember 1st and 15th , 1S9C. nt low rates , to points on the Fremont , Elkhorn K. Missouri Valley R. U. , the best part of the state. One fare , plus $2.00 , for the round trip. Send to undersigned for statistical Information wnicu will bo valuable in selcetlng a loca tion. .J. R. BUCHANAN. G. P. A. , F. , E. & M. V. R. R. , Omaha , Xcb. J. II. GABLE , Trav. Pass. Agent , DCS Mclncs , la. Tlic Ovorlnnil Limited. Via UNION PACIFIC. Runs every day In the week. Fastest train In the west. Iluffet smoking nnd library car * . City ticket offlce , 1302 Farnam. A Ii > rnlFYliirr 1'rolOptn. Whether to take "Northwestern Line" No. 2 at 4:45 : p. m. or No. C at 0:30 : p. m. , Chi- cagoward. "No. 2" arrives at Chicago 7:45 : a. m. and "No. 0" nt 9:30 : a. m. Both trains are models of modern art , skill and luxury. NO EXTRA CHARGE ON EITHER ONE. Call at the City Olllce. 1401 Farnam street , and talk It over. J. A. KUHN. General Agent. G. F , WEST , C. P. T. A. CO SOUTH Via tinWnliiiMli Itallrnnil. WINTER TOURIST tickets now on sale , HOMESEEKER'S TICKETS on sale No vcmber 17 , December 1 , and 15. THE WAI1ASH Is the short Hue and quick est route lo St. Louis and points south For tickets or further Information call a Wabash ofllcc , 1415 Farnam street , ( Paxton Hotel block ) or write. O. N. CLAYTON , Agent. FlSIIER-Mra. Julia , November 27. 1S06 , nged Kl years , nt .rilHl ( North Thlrtletl street. Funeral notice later. TIMS bAWYIillS OK PAULS. Tln-y Hnvi * Ilnril Time * Coininiroil ivllli Tlii-lr A m erica 11 Ilri-llirt'ii. Lawyers In France , according to a Roch ester gentleman who has just returned from a three years' sojourn In Paris , do not have such an easy tlmo ns they do In this conn try. There , far from encouraging the bright joiliiK men of the land to cuter the legal profession , 1 * . would s em that they are ills couraged and every obstacle thrown In their path , the result generally being that It is a rich man who can be a lawyer. "Under O-o regulations at present In force there , " says this gentleman to the Rochester Union , "barristers , after they have kept their terms and passed their bar examina tions , have to pass through a sort of three years' novitiate , during which they have the tltlo of advocate , but have no voice In the deliberations of the council of discipline and aie not Inscribed on the rolls. They caa plead during the three years of probation , but It is a sort of empty privilege in nine ti ! > c.i out of ten. When un eminent barrls tcr in Franco employs a Junior it Is gener ally some ono Inscribed on the rolls ; should ho employ the probationer the honor thus accorded him must sulilce. He docs not pay him. him."But "But ho must live , and hero Is where the problem comes In , which Is much more easily solved by the American or English young lawyer than it Is by his Parisian brother. In the first place there Is the out lay for his gown or bcrottn , which comes close to SO francs , unices ho prefers to hire it nt the rate of lOc per day. Then ho must engage some ono to teach him deportment , for this is an essential qualification In thla land \vhcru King Etiquette rules with nn Iron hand. The services of a professor of the conservatory must also bo called In to train his voice , unless nature has been kind to him In that respect. Hut thcso expenses nro incjro Incidents. IIo must above all not live In small chambers and rent dingy of fices. Poverty Is a poor key to open the pockets of clients. The Parisian barrister has personal Interviews with bin clients , mid the direct consequence of thrso Inter views is that he must ho able to show them Into a nicely furnished reception room and private office , though ho may sleep In a gar ret. Ho cannot well answer the bell him self , hence ho must employ a servant , oven If ho has no money with which to pay one. The visitor must not see bare walls , consequently quently there must bo a display of a well- Blocked law library. The client will not consider that the lawyer's library Is often a luxury , and that the barrister's studies might just aa well bo pursued at the St. Gcnovlove library , but ho must bo able to glance at no many calf-bound volumes. "Voltalro well summed up the c-wfifiitlals of a French lawyer when ho said : 'An ad vocate la a man who ( or three years studies the IUWH of ThcodoBlus and Justinian In or der to learn the common law of Paris , and who , having matriculated at last , has the right to plead for money , provided bo 1ms a Btrong voice , ' The only way I would mod ify Voltaire's definition Is by adding that the modern French client does not oven ex pect to bo asked a fee , although ho requires just aa much ot hla advocate as they did Ucc , November 27 , 1S9C. SATURDAYUcc We ought to send out more goods and take in more pop. ular contributions than for several Saturdays past , We have more inducements to offer than for several Satur I days past. In the first place we have an entirely new invoice - - - > voice of Men's Shetland Angora Ulsters the heaviest , warmest , dressiest nnd most comfortable Ulsters in the market , and these we will sell Saturday at $10.50 each. In the second place we will have on sale a small lot of specially finu Kersey Dress Overcoats , made up in the top notch of fashion , with full satin linings , skinner sleeve linings , self-laced and self-edged , handsome , dressy , hghcjass | garments , cut in the latest style and worth $30,00 in most stores these we will sell Saturday at $18.00 a coat. In the third place we will open up three entirely new lines of Men's Suits in three entirely new patterns bought late and bought low and to show the difference between real bargains ruTcf alleged bargains we will sell these Saturday at $4.50. $6.00 and $7.50 a suit. In the fourth place we will offer Saturday , a brand new lot of men's heavy , all wool , cashmere underwear Such as the dry goods stores sell at $1.05 for 750 a garment ; and in the fifth place we will sell a special par chase of heavy , fleece lined shirt and drawers worth a dollar for 500 each. In the sixth place but what's the use ? Come in Saturday and you will part with your money more cheerfully than you have done in a long time. Saturday will bz a red letter day for people whi/i1 buy here. You remember the dllrmina of ( lie trump when ho saw the watchdog wnj ? his tall and then heard him growl ; lie said ho didn't know which end to bolk-vo. You fool Just Unit way when yon see the furniture in bargain storoH. It pretends to be reliable i-ablni't work , nnd yet there are many lltlli- Indications that It Is simply , made to Koll. The drawers run jerkily , tlui llnlsh Is rough , the joints have begun to open , the whole appearance betrays extreme cheapness. Suoli furniture will plvo you endless annoyance. You pay for It In your discomfort before three months are passed. And the last days of such furniture are even worse than the tlrst. It Is not economy , it Is the most dlMiml extravaganco. Whllo we are selling furniture nt almost the lowest prices ever known In thin country. It I * useless to tiy and effect a groatrr saving. It cannot be done , except by chcapiMiliiir construction and mibtitutliiK discomfort for pleasure. Our prloos on ninlnw Tables are $32 : , . $ .17 : . . $1 , $ . " , , $ ti. $7.fiO , * ! > . $10. $11 , $12. $11. $ n. $1S. $ in. $20. J22 , J23 , $21. $2 ? , $2U , { 33. $ 'i2 , $31 $ , $10 , $15 , $4S , $50 , $55 , $05 , $ CS , $10 , $75 , $ aO , $101)1 ) , $125 , $150 , $175. v Citas" Shiverick 6 Co. , Good Furniture nt Extremely Low Prices. 12th nml Douglas , NOTE White Iron Hods at $2.50 ; Oak Dining Clinirs , f.5c ; Leather Seat Rockers , J2CO. Bel and St. Louis , when It was first built in Voltaire's time. The young practitioner docs not hint at such a thing aa a retainer least of all ask for It. The regulations for bid It. "Worst of all , the young barrister , once Inscribed on the rolls , has to pay a license This Is computed , not by the amount o money he may earn , but by the rent of the apartment he occupies. The result Is thai there are hundreds of impecunious but worthy young men who cannot meet the charges. In Franco 110 career Is open to them after they have wasted at least six years In the study of law , excepting Jour nalism and politics. Forty per cent of the present Chamber of Deputies nro barristers , and that body in consequence Is sometimes alluded to as the Palais do Justice bur lesque. "Tho Palace of Justice In Paris Is n handsome - some monument of the days of Phlllppc-lc- There are nine chambers or tribunate , the president of the first chamber being the first president. He Is assisted by sixty counselors. Ono of the marvels of the Palace - ace of Justice Is the chamber in which these judges hold their sessions. It is an Immense rrom lined with delicate woodwork nnd gravlsh blue hangings. The only furniture consists of scores of magnificently carved fautculls. Behind the presidential armchair. In n gilt frame , Is a picture of the cruci fixion , a chef d'oeuvro or. which volumes have been written , which hung for close upon two centuries In the grand chamber without the name of Its author ever having been discovered. "Tho Court of Appeals In the Palace of Justice has also a line home. Its ceiling can boast of pnmo of Bonnat's best paintings , surrounded by some admirable carvlnga. Justice has indeed a beautiful homo In Paris , but unfortunately for suitors litiga tion Is as expensive as the building le > cost ly. This sort of thing Is true of many other countries , but not to the extent that It Is In France. Here , for example , the total ex- porso of obtaining a debt of $2 bometlmcB runs as high as $20 and more. " "How do the French lawyers dress ? " ask ed the reporter , as ho was about to take leave. "It was not until the fourteenth century , " was the reply , "that a special costume was assigned to lawyers. In these times their garb was composed of a long tunic covered with n mantle and a cloth cap. Nowadays they wear a black gown , a square toque aud a whlto neckband that reminds one of a Louis Qulnze Jabot. In some courts any trousers but black are still forbidden. " 1'I.KXTV OF SI1AHKS. The .SoutlioiiNt Const < if Florida In- foMoil 'I'll I M Year. That part of the Atlantic which beats upon the southeast coast of Florida Is Infested with sharks. It Is probably the "sharklest1 water at this season In the world. Folks who have dwelt for years In the Jungles of soft palmetto and on the savannahs of saw grass that stretch liJund from the shell- strewn beach , In commenting on the moro than plcntlttidc of sharks , say : "I never seen the like afore. " The blue swells that roll landward nnd pound themselves Into fleecy , frenzied surf | , teem with this cruel fish. The whlto shark , ' the basking shark , the hammer-headed ; shark , nnd other members of the clasnio branchlato family arc there. From Jupiter Inlet to Hillsboro' Inlet , sa > s the Washington Star , they may ho seen outside the breakers , In the breakers and Insldo the breakers. This Hcason they are so numerous and vicious that the strong est swimmers and the stoutest-hearted sea dogs along that part of the coast will not venture Ir.to the sea further than knee-deep water. Even where this precaution has been taken casualties have been reported. It was only a few days ago that the sou of Captain Collins of the Jupiter llfesavlng station lost a foot by shark blto while standing In the surf. Ho would probably have been killed had not n companion plunged a bbwlo knife Into the fish. The mall from the north for Miami , Coco- nnut Grove and other settlemontri at the south end of the peninsula used tci bo car ried from Palm Beach by a lone carrier , who followed the beach and crossed the In lets In small boats. This was before the opening of the East Coast railroad. It was Just about ono year ago thatl tills lone car rier loft Palm Beach on his hist trip. A few days later the llghtkecpor nt Hlllsboro' Inlet found the carrier's small boat bottom tom upwaid on the beach. The man was never after heardfrom. There hud been no foul wcpther , and the settlers refused to bcllevo that the carrier had either ab sconded or had been killed by bandits. The [ { iinwolo of the small boat showed that it liail been gnawed by strong , sharp teeth. A broken oar was later picked up on the sound. The Ilghtkeopor reported that thou sands' ' of sharks were In the Inlet and that they were uncommonly hold and excited. The taste of human blood maddens thrao fish. The old settlers foci that they know about how the mall carrier mot death. Thla season vast schools of bluellsh , snap pers nnd salt-water mullets have appeared off the coast of Florida , and these have ittnio'ed ijptold thousands of nil a r It from the warm water of the gulf stream , which at that part of the coast tlow.s northward about four miles from shore. Ono may stand on the beach and throw uhc'lls nt the nons'ors as they pursue their prey. Rlflo lalls seem to have little effect on'a shark , 'at pork , a big hook , r.tnmg line and stout arm to the best way to kill one. Several times this fall sharks have been seen In the Illscayno Canal , which was re cently cut through from Lake Worth to llscayno Bay. Jlut the shark finds no com- ort there. It Is the homo of the good , old alligator , and ho resists intrusion. Every self-respecting 'gator will tackle a shark on sight. Klrx ! Conic , KIi-n < 5i > rri < i1. The question as to whether the holder of ho ticket for a lower berth In a Pullman car s by right entitled to the seat facing the engine has been officially decided by the ullinan and Wagner car companies in the icgatlve. Both companies say that they lavu nn rule on the subject , and that the loldcr of the upper berth ticket has ns much Iglit to the neat facing the rnglno at ) has ho holder of the lower berth ticket. The Illclals Intlmato that the- thing to do Is for the passengers to agrou among themselves on tlio subject , or for the onu who guts the I r.eat first to hold It until the other ono cap- ; turcs It. They should follow up thU decision by providing a policeman for each car. JIIN ! fiol A roil ml ( o IIIin. Chicago Tribune : "I was much amused , " said thu Ilnston gentleman , "nt a bou mot I heard this morning , to the effect that Chairman Jones , even after the election , was Justified In 'claiming the earth , ' because - cause , Ilko the earth , his p.irty had been -flattened at the polls. ' Do you observe ? Flattened at the ' " " 'Why , that'H n chestnut ! " Interrupted ono of the listeners. "A chestnut ? " rejoined tbo Boston man , porplfxcd for a moment. "A chestnut ? Not at all , my dear Kir. It Is an oblatu spheroid. " I'Yr ' Dllloui and Nervous disorders such : is Wind and I'uln In the Blomacb. Kick houdacliQ ' Giddiness. Fullness and H welling uftor inouU , IUzlne < is and Drowsiness , Co 111 Chills , Kluslilni.1) of Hout. Loss of Appotllo , BhortnoiH of llruatli , Uouivonnm , Illotchoa on tbo Skin , Olsturbiid bleep , Krlghtful Dicatna , and nil Nervous and Tromblliitf HoiiTitlotH , kc. , when thuis Hyinii- tonia nro caiiiod by uoiiitlpallon , its rnon of thorn nro , lilt flUSF UOSt WILL CV ) llCllCf IS I\\NIV MIStmS. This U no fiction , Every Miilforor la uurno tly luvltad to try onu ban of tliaio I'llltt * aud tlioy ivlll bu iiuknoivliulgcil tu IID A WONDEBPUL MEDICINE. BEECIIAM'S PILLS , takonai dlro.Uod , will qulokly rosturj fmnulus to complain bonltb. They promptly remove olmructloni or Irrn uliirltlo * of tbo oyHtom. For n WEAK STOMACH , IMPAIRED DIGESTION , DISORDERED LIVER they actllkomaslc a diHoi will work wondoH upin thu Vltil or iwt , ulreii.'Umnliu tlio imuculitr'bysiQni , rditorln tliu long-lost uomploxluu , brlirilnImolt tlio koun u > lxo " ( appetite , onU urounliiK with the Uuinbuil uf Hu.iltli tlio urtialu | ihy4lu4l iiuuri/ of thu huiiinn frame , Thosu nro fuels admitted by liouiniidn , In nil el-men of society , nnd ono uf the best KUuruutoiB to tlui Norvoin and Oubllluted U that Ueouhum' * l'jl | Invfl Uio Lurgixt HaU of uuy 1'utvut AU-UlcInu In the WuMU , WITHOUT A RIVAL , Annual Suloa over 0,000,000 , Joxoa. Ho at druK > torc , or will l > cnt by U. H. Aifcntu , n. K. MJliUll u CO. , W Canal CU N w Vorlt , soitpuld , uwn r ? 5JW of price , nook fr < upon