H l m ! rvrAiTAnATTY n. isnn. LJ3PEGIKLDTI | GEg Ailvi-rllNiMiirntii for tluiitMiliiiuiii "III lie taken until lUi.'IO | fur llu- vi-nlim Mni | mull M p. , „ , for | | lr 'nornlnu ; nml Mitiiltiiilllliini. . _ Ail t i-rlNiTH , li > - rriiii' | iilii-r n ntiin- Hn-rU , run linviaiiNtvrri nil- lo n. nninlnTi-tl li'tirr In oart- HIMAnmcri mi nililri'M-ii-il nlll | i < . i-'Ilvrr-Ml | nil iiri-Mfiilalliin of tinrlni'U only. Itati-x , I | -HO a % vonl flr-il ln ii-rlInn | IfH mini tliiTiMifli-r. .Votlilnu : talo-n for If * * limn . - , ( . for tin * IIrM ln i > r- llnn. Tlipar ail vcrtlNPinvnlN inn-it In- run < M iixrnl ( vi-ly. \VA.\TiiMALi : IIKI.P. WANTED. AN IDEA ; wiffTrAN THINK OP some simple thlnic to patent ? Protect your ld"as. they may bring you wealth. Write John Wedderbuni A Co. , Depl. V. . patent Attorni- ) * . Washington , D. C , for their II. M prize offer nnd n lint of 200 Inventions wanted. H-103 % VANTED TRAVELING SALK.S.MAN FOR clKars ; rid reliable huu < c ; experience unneoos- Kir } ' ; extra Inducements to customer * : J7i to 1150 per month und expenses. Chas. C. lllshop Al'o. . St. Louis. II MJSI-NIO * WANTED. MEN TO LEARN RAIUIER TRADE : only lKht weeks required by our new ami I > rnrtlial system ; wages Saturdays while learn ing. no trail * < irTc.ru better Inducements ; good Wages Iho entire year ; we d'inate complete nutllt of t ds to each graduate ; llluslr > itd catalogue mailed free. Moler's llnrlx'r Srhool. M South Clark street. Clileiino. II-MM ? 9 * WANTED-3ALESMAN FOIl Till : REST SELL- Inir line In the west : also side line men ; lib eral term * . California CUcr Co. , Chli-ago. _ _ _ _ II-MK3 11 * WANTED SEVERAL ENERGETIC IIOV.S nil young turn to work In Hie city. For further Information call at 2SC9 St. Mary's Av.v. rlly. WAvrii : > roil GOOD. REst'ECTAliLE a MILS. CALL Scanil. Y. M. C. A. Home , SOU Davenport. c Mne-Nii * WANTED , GIRL rou HOUSEWORK , s. w. cor. , ! Sth and Douglas Sts. C 3C3 WANTED. HOUSEKEEPER KOH COUNTRY home , elderly laily preferred : mint furnish tx-nt references. Address A 62. llee. C M313 10- itn.vr nouses. HOUSES IN AM. PARTS OF THE CITY. THE O K. Davis Company , 1005 Karnam. D 1W IIEN'I\VA & co. . tos N. isfii ST. D-MO N nousis. c. AsTAimwoxY ui-n D 111 _ ciioirr : HOI.'SKSND COTTAOKS AM. ovin the city. JJ to 510. KliiclHy. 1701 Tarnam. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ D-113 I.AUOK MST OK IIOUSKS. THE IIYIION Hd Co. 21 ! H. 14tli St. D-11J WALLACE , IJUOWN n.K..lCTII and Ikiiiiilas. D 111 mM MODnitx KIIAME. UITTACIIKD , 2719 rniiplnton uventic ; choice ; 1.70. in-riwmi mcxlcrn brlrl : , 5M N. EM. SM.OO. 0-rooin tnralcrn lirlck , CM S. ! ? lh. JK.OO. 32-room mmlern. 2Sth nn l Wnol v4jrt'.i. I .TtO. C. A. STAItlt. SS6 N. Y. Ufu HUle. D-M1IO HKNT. BMN9TH ST. , 1 HOO.MS. MOD- ' crn. JIOOO. 11X California St. , 7 rooms. J1JM. SM7 Dnvc-nport St. , T ttmms , 120.M. ll u o fur rent In oil parts of the city. IJHENNAN-I.OVE Co. , 130 1'nxton l.lk. D-.M3I1.NIO HOUSES ! KIIOM is UP ! iTuioi : MsrT McCairuc In\eftmcnt Co.VK DoOgc St. A nnAtmTOi iosinN r.\PAYirrrE Dace ; S-rooms ; nil mo.crn ; fplcnilM cnn.lltlon ; nev lieen rente.1 before ; now offered nt n low rental to llml-clans tenant. I'ldcllty Trust Company. 1702 Farnnm HI. D MS3S Bum : or 5 itooMf. MODIUN. 2 : t I.IAVIN- worth. J.V. . Squire. 2(5 ( Itce I1IUB. 1 > Ml TWO MODEMS' IIUICIC. 10 , t 11-HOO.M HESI- dcnees ; o.ik llourn nnJ llnlrh ; mantels , Krates , If "dry nnd every cimvlni-nc * . IK3. 1W1 So. A ' .Avc. . Innulra o ( owner on premise * . ' ' D-9-J7 STIUCTI.Y MODEItN 10-HOOM COTTAflB. N. W. corner JSth nml Jnckson ; lame lot ; half price. JV. . Squire. HSItce. D 170 JIODHUN I1IUCII ( CHEAP ) . KO ! CAl'ITOI. nvenue , D Mitt 10' ilODKIIN TEN-UOOM oUSEON DODOE uti-vct ; tlO.OO ; also lno.ljrn 10-r om hou es. IIS. 00 per mniith. Apply to J. A. Scott , at Omaha Na tional hank. D 11233 HOUSES & FUATt ) . QAIIV1N 11RO3. . 1C11 I-'AU. roil KENT. 8-HOOM HOUSE AT 2C13 IlL'lT s.t. ; alt convenlencea ; low rental. Inquire of E. n Zimmerman , nt county clerk's olllce , dur ing business hour * . D MJJO KENT. 7-llOOM MODEIIN HOUSE. S12 N. J3tli t. Apply on premises. D 30'J 10 * UVTS. OARV1N 1IKOS..1613 FARNAM D-II FfR RENT ONE SEVEN-ROOM COTTAdE. centrally located. Addiops Room 42i . Hoard of Traili- D-244 7 * rou itr\T.FiiiM.sini : ) IIOOM.S. FOR RENT. ROOMS WITH OR WITHOUT board , steam beat , electric light , elevator , free baths , rates reasonable. Rrunswlek hotel. 117 3 FURNISHED ROOMS FOR HOUSEKEEPING for man mid wlf . Rent taken In board , 319 N. 17th. B-SIJ7S NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS. WITHOUT hoard : Fleam heul. olectrli"llsht. . bath , tele phone Pundt residence , 211 S. 17th st. E 310 9' HOOMS TOR CIKNTLKMEN AND L1OHT liouirUeepIn ? . 6Cti Nurth 17th. 1 1I3JS 10 * i'i HMsiii'i ) mums A.M ) iioAitn. f-OR nKN'T. FURNISHED ROOMS. WITH OR without board , steam heat nnd all modern tiniiii vrnuntspiclul ! ; Inw rates for the winter. M'.lUnJ lintel , ICtli and Chicago. M. J. rranck. ] > rv i > ci Itor. t--90ii ilOOM AXU HOARD ; STHAM ; W2 8. IJTII. K-.M971 NM 7Hi : MADISON HOT1U. WILL MAKE GOOD rules tu families for the winter : rooms all ( loam heated and electric bells. 1" M : 0 13 KOLiMS WITH HOARD. STP.AM HHAT : TRAN- fIcils a < 'c-uumoilucJ. Utopia , 11:1 Davenport St r 27J 1J SXVKI.I. ri'RNlSIIIib ROOMS AND HOARD AT ; Ci > 3 rarnam Kt. ! ' S71-13 * STUAM HKAVUD ROOMS. Mil HARNEV. U3U-DP N rURNISHin ) ROOMH. HOARD. $ T-M week. 514 North mil. F M315 ! SOUTH ROOMS. WITH HOARD ; STEAM : IlKP- erencc. ' . 20 : N. ISth. l'--M333 9 _ NICE \V\11M llOOMri : COOU IIO Am > ; RATES re.-funul Ii ! . The Itote. SOW Harney. _ . . . . . . F-SIJM 1S Y FURNISHED ROOMS WITH STEAM heat and llrst cl.i board , at t-ie HIllMde. IMli I twine. F-:70.7 'lNE. LARUi : UNFURNISHED ROOM. HAND- eomo mantle. Good board. Mrlrtly private family. ReftmiceiNoith Nineteenth. F--M3JI-0- i-oit K > : .vr yrous .vxn OIM.-ICI.S. riRST-CLASS HRICK STORE RflLDINtl , 1011 Farnam. tiirco utorlfi , und liiwmi'in ; will niter 10 iiult tenant ; loxr rent. Sit lit Nafl ll'k lilJff. J ll ? _ FOR RENT. THE 4-STORY IIRICK IH'll.UINO nt 61C r-imani t. Tills ImlMlnn has a llrepruof return ! Uifcmei.t , complete ( tram lic.iiln , " fix. turen. n.iter on ull llocrt , gas etc. Apply ut the olllc * ot The 1 . 1-StO AGENTS MAKE JS ' TO JUDO A DAY INTRO- duclt'i ; the "L'omct. " the only 11 mup shot . anu'i.i nude : Hi * mv.iten wiicr of the can- lury. K'ncral nnd local iiKenU 'vunuM all ater the wild , rxrltiMtc lerrltury ; writ * today for ternii uivl r.imU . Alken-aiuakim Co. . X U , Ln l-rvwe. Win. J-M.tl 10' WANTED. AGENTS ; fiOMKTHINrt new ; can muko ijo.uo to tf'.iw i r week : ex- perlvm-o not r.n-ejf.iry. C.ill Hi live Rldic. J-3UJ it I WANTKD. I.1VK PUOl'I.K IN EVBRY LOCAL- Ry ut Ji.00tevkly aluty and c\ppn vs to take oidra for C'hiMtiui' Clue l > , inrmunrnt employment If right. Manufacturir , P. o. Itox WW. llMliin. MUM. J-MU. Da * STnit.ir.i- . UTOitAai : AND WARKIIOUHK co. , " toraio and fcr nrdlnj. J1-1U DM VAN 4 STOUAaU. I U AH'M. TEL. IU3. > M 'M ! W.\NTIHTO : nrv. TO I.KASK OR lltnr. HLKVATOR OP TKN OR fifteen thoumnd cupnclty In South Plittta country , AddreM A > l , cnre Otnnhn ! > . N-8H NM * A HKCOND HAND SAKE. lll FARNAM. N-M171 N roil .S.\IKMIS < ; ILLAM : : ( I < . CHEAPEST HARDWOOD WOVKN CORN-CRIR. mad * . C. R. L < e. Ml Dou ls. Q-1M 8KCOND-HAND SAFES CHKAP. Ill KARNAM Q-.M171 NM | LADIES , ci/JAKS. rfus. DRiiw noons ! I e y payments , drop poMnl add will rail with mtnpleg. K. HlrKh , otlloe Urexei Hotel. . C--MWJ M | FOR SAM : . SM niAiiiS ; - lull purpmies ; a Imrirnln. 41 ! llroudwny. ( "oiin. rll muffs. q-MJH 10 _ FOR SAI.E-IIITi-HKRS' TOOLS. HA\V > T. bliK-ks. Frailnnrt counters , cheap. Wm. DenK tli-man. Kill and fan. Q fs 7 \IIIVOVA.\TS. . ONE HONEST CLAIRVOYANT. I OIVH MFT. reiidlnga from 10 to 7 dally nnd Sundays. I mike no eharnc * liut pay what you ran. "Omar , " Midland Hotel , 18th nnd rhla o rtt. S-MJtt 11" MARY "FRITZ. CLAIRVOYANT , sst N. ISTII. S-3S4 Di- MASHAISi : IIATIIM. IJTC. MME. SMITH 1151 tXIUOLAS , ROOM B ; MAS- saK ami steam baths. T M3i 11' MISS AMKfl. VAPOR MATHS. MASSAOE. 507 W 13th St. . room 3. T-.MM3 IK' MRS. DR. I.KON , ELECTRIC MAS3AOB PARlors - lors ; refre hlni ; and ruratlvp ; dnn't fall to call. 417 So. 11th St. , upstairs. T M3M 12 I'l'HSO.VAI , . MISS VAN VALKENRfRO DESTROYS PERmanently - manently by electricity superfluous hair , moles , warts , etc. Room 416 , N. Y. Life Uldj. U-121 RUPTURE CURED ; NO PAIN : NO DirTEN- tlon from business ; we refer to hundreds of patients cured. O. E. Miller Co. , 307 N. Y. Llfo bulldlne. Omaha , Neb. U IK I1ATHS MASSAGE. MME. POST , 313V4 s"15TH. . U-IU VIAVI. HOME TREATMENT TOR UTERINE troubles. Physician In attendance. Consulta tion or healt'.i book free. 315 llee. bMr.U U 131 SE1J CARTER HARDWARE CO. . 14M HOUO- las. for mantels , crates , tiles , marble work. etc. U-1M DRESSMAKINO-I WILL MAKE PLAIN di for I5.no for the next 30 days. 5"i ! N. 1Mb. f M331 D sio.VHv TO IOA\IUAI , ESTATI : . ANTHONY LOAN & TRUST CO. . 313 N. Y. L. Quirk money at low rates for choice farm loans 111 Iowa , northern Missouri , eastern Nebraska. W-IM CITY LOANS. C. A. STARR , 923 N. Y. LIFE. W 1ST MONRY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED OMAHA real estate , llrennan. Love Co. , Paxton block. W 1:5 LOANS ON IMPROVED A UNIMPROVED CITY property. W. Farnnm Smith & Co. , 1320 Farnam. W-130 MONEY TO LOAN AT LOW RATES. - THE O. F. Davis. Co. . 150SFarnam _ St. _ W-130 PER CENT MONEY TO LOAN ON OMAHA real estate & Ni-b. farms. W. H. Melkle. Omaha * MONEY TO LOAN ON OMAHAPROPERTY AT lowent rates. IlulldlnR loans wanted , fidelity Trust company. W SB .MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED OMAHA pn perty. Pusey & Thomas , First National Hank lllds. W 307 SIO.VKY TO I.O.IV CIIATTHI.S. MONEY TO LOAN ON FURNITURE. PIANOS , Iiorsea. wauom , etc. ; at lowest rate In city : no removal of coixls : strictly confidential : you can pay the loan off at nny time or In any amount. OMAHA MORTOAOE I/IAN CO. . -u > ; .So. Kill St. _ X 131 MONEY TO LOAN. W , M. V > DAYS : FURNI- ti.r.- . pianos , etc. Duff. Ure n , loam 3. 1'trk ' r l > : k X-132 IltiSlM'SS CUAXCKS. FOR SALE. ABOUT I.COO MIS. MINION TYPE. 700 IDS. aKOte. 150 pair two-thlnl cases. 40 double Iron stands for two-third cnrcs. Tills material was ured on The Omaha life nnd Is In fairly Rood condition. Will be sold cheap In bulk or In quantities to suit purchaFer. ' Apply In person or iiy mall to The llee Pub UshlnK Co. . Omaha , Ntb. Y 713 FOR RENT-A SMALL WATER POWER MILL can nlno handle grain. Address llox K. Lin coln. Nebraska. Y MIPS NI3 JSJ AVERAC.K WEEKLY NET INCOME WITI Kit Invested. Safe , conservative. Prospectus , proofs , free. F. Daly , 1I9J Ilrondway , New York. Y-MC1 Ni RETAIL DRUO STORE FOR SALE ; OREAT barKain : write. Hurle. Haas & Co. . Councl1 llluffs. la. Y MI : MORTOAOE SALE-WILL SELL. IN HULK. AT public auction In the town of Fairmont. Fill more county. Neb. , at 1 o'clock p. m. . Nov. 12 UW. a full stock of drugs and fixtures , know ! as the Clarendon Dnig store. A. M. Klnna mon. mortgagee , Falrbury , Neb. Y M22S 11 * A FINE AND COMPLETE STOCK OF HARD ware , btoves and tinware , with a ioud estab- ll.4.icd business ; mock will Invoice abou $7OUO.'iO ; nothing but cash and short time paper will buy this stock : n rare chance tha will bear Investigation ; no traders. Addres : A M. Itec. Y-MKl FOR SALE. HANK. ESTAI1L1SHED FOUR teen years. In southeastern Nebraska ; only bank : excellent opportunity for tarty with tli > .liOO.OO to IW.OOO.OO. Adllress A 61. Hoe. Y-MJM 17 roil SALI : HI.VI , KSTATK. AIJStRACTS. THE IIYRON REED COMPANY He-133 HOUSES. LOTS. FARMS. LANDS- ( Jeo. 1' . llumls Real Estate Co. , Paxton Illk. Re SM PRETTY 5-ROOM COTTAGE AND LOT. 161 Davenport ( four blocks west of HlBh school ) , partly modern , only JMOOOO ; easy terms llyron R. Ilastmss , : i : 80. Nth at. 1U'-\U'30 HATH HOO.MS. RUSSIAN , TURKISH AND MEl'ICATKL baths. 0 cents ; also exclusive department fo : ladles ; everthing new ; ladles' hair dresslni and barber oliop In connection. 107 S. llth. 173 .MUSIC , AHT AMI I.AXOUAIJi : . GEORGE F. GELLENHECK. RANJO. MANDO lln and guitar teachvr. Room U : llee llldg Tt-1. MS , 100 j:3 nt'ys A REAUTIFUL WALNUT. UPRIGHT piano. tlOO an excellent gr.iml : 1C.C- ) month ! payments. Voso & Suns , Knabe k Stelnwa planox , cheap , runted. 31S McCuKUu bldg. 301-11 GO TO"M. S. WALlvLIN1 FOR RIOHT PRICE ; on furniture pacUuiK. repairing , mattresse ; couches , curhlons. : ill Cumins. Tel. 1331. 131 noitsnsVITIHII : ) . GOOD SHEDDING : REST CARE ; ll.M MONTI W. F. Snyder , 53th and I avenuorth : wrl SOW Murcy. M--7II Nli * PLENTY OF FEED. SHEDS AND WATER liui > os called for ami dellvrred. tatc-s , ! 3 munth. Addrcsa Dalley , descent City. la. M-iW NM ii.v\ui\n SCHOOL. A CLASS FOR ADVANCE PUPILS IS NOV forinlnK at Morand'a to meet every Monday r S 1 > . in. ; ticket for 10 weeks , | 3 ; Rood unt un-J. Call at 1010 Hartley it. ; always open. MS03 N0 siwix : si.vcm.vus AMI .surri.ins. NEW HOllE. HOU&EHOLD AND WHITE sewing machlno otllcu , 11H Cap. uve. Tel. 1571. lit KIIOUTIIA.M ) AMI TVI'nWIUTI.VO. A. C. VAN SANT'S SCHOOI * 51J N. Y. LIKE. AT Oil Ml A I1US. COLLEGE , HTH & Ml LOST. A RKWARU WILL. UK PAID FOR THIS UK. turn tu 101 Soulli 3M avenue of a email Ken ttrrr | ; white ; ur.o ear bluck , one spotted. Loji-MMI : to Hieel and C'relKhion college , contuYnlntf rr.onftr and trinkets , tiultable reward to finder b/ I leaving at Uc countln * room. Lost MUi-t \vniticiottunn , J. P. IIKAt.Y. ISM CLARK 8TRKUT. SWAPS , WANTED , OOOD IMPROVED FARM TOR A No. 1 city property. Address A S2 , Omaha ll < > n. M-5K DS lit ILDINC AMI l.0.ASSOCIATIONS. . " " sit AUKS IN % n"ruTL"Tr7rn."A-siN ! PAYS . 7. S per cent h n I , ! , 3 years uM. always tv- ileemabl * . 1W4 Farnam st. NattlnKT. Sec. IK _ _ , HOW TO OKT A HOME OR SECURE OOO D mterost on savlm-n. Apply to Omahn I * A II. [ i Ass'n. 1701 Farnam. O. II. Nattlnger. Sec. , i I PHYSICAL Cin.Tl'UU. ELOCfTION-MRS. W. HORWARD. 653 N. 19lh. M-CK NU * ELOCUTION , 7.ULKMA FUM.ER. 1811 DOUO l 3 street. 1S8 N-Sfl * TYpi\vuiTnn . OFT ! THE REST TYPEWIUTFRS. SUPPLIES ; repairs United Typewriter & Supplies Co. , K15 Uarnam street. MMO June 30 SHOHTIIAMI. PRIVATE INSTRUCTION IN SHORTHAND. Special opportunity. Permanent. 21C9 Douglas. 567-1 ! ' \\MIROIv lOl II. MAROW1TZ IjOANS MONEY. 41J N. 16 ST. 13S DKXTISTS. SAVE MONEY IIY GOINO TO SEYMOUR , dentist. 935 North 31th St. : lowest charges ; work guaranteed ; painless extraction , examina tion free ; open evenings. 333 NI6 IIAIHIIHKSSIM : . THE PALACE REAUTIFUU 1CIJ DOUOILA8 ; man I curl MI ; . mai > s.ii-e , hair dressing , coinplexlon treatments a ( iieclalty. M333 1)7 SUES & CO. , PATENT SOLICITORS , Bee lUilhlln-- ! . , Nebr Advlca and Patent Book FIJKE. RAILWAY TIME CARD L -ues , nrnLINCJTO.\ MO. UIVKILjArrlvM omalm I'nlun Ui-jiot , lutli & Mason Sts. | Uin.ilin s.Unm LU'iner Kxiin-M..TT. . . . T9-J. i.im 4:3. : . | > ni.lllk Hills. Miint At I'uget SnJ Ux. 4.0Jm 4. & | > m l > cnver Uxiuvmi l.ipm ; : < X > | > m..Nel > r'iak.i Loral lex Sunday' . . . T.ljimi . . . .l.lnculn I icul ( ex. Kunil.iyi..K.JVam : : J5im..Fat | Mull ( for Lincoln ) daily. . . Loaves ( CHICAGO , IH'HI.INUTON & Q.ArrIvr | OmahajUnloii Depot , utli < i Ma foil riu. [ Omaha 5Wim : | Chicago Vestibule..7 S:00am : 7H'pm..Chicago : nnd St. Louis Express. . i.Wum H:40am : Paclllc Junction Local C0pm : _ _ _ Fast Mall 2:90pm Leaves"CHICAGO. . MIL. & ST. PAUL-IArrlira Omalm IJnlon Dt-pot , 10th & Mason Sts. | Omaha " CSOpfii : . . . . . .Chicago Limited S:0jim It-Warn..Chicago Express { ex. Sunday ) . . . 3 : : p'n leaves ( CHICAGO & NORTIlWEST'N.IArrlvcs OinaliaiUnloii Drpot. 10th & _ Mason SIS.J Omaha lol'nm : Eastern Express 3:40pm : ( :4 : imi Vestlbuled Limited SIOiim il : l > m St. Paul Express 3:3 : Mm ; > : IOiun St. Paul Limited 9OIpm : 7:30arn..Carn-ll : : Slmix city I ical..ll:10pm : G:30pm : Omaha ChlciiRo Special 8:00am Missouri Valley I/K'.il. . . : . . . 9:30am : Leave * ( CHICAGO. It. I. & PACIFIC.IArrlves OnmliaUnlon ) Depot , 10th & Muton St5. ( Omaha . . Atlantic Kxprem ( ex. Sunday ) . . BJ6pm 7Wpm : . NUht Kxprei8 . S:13am : ( : J.'jini..ClilrnRi ) Vestlbuleil Limited. . . . l:3'pm : 4SOpm : - St. 1'aul Ve tlbulcd Limited. . . . lS : pin _ WEST. $ : Cl > m.Okfahoma & Texas R rexrSun..lQ ) 3"'aiu . . . . Colorado _ LImltcd. . . . _ . . < :0ujim " " ' " Irfavi ri "c. . ST.'P.r M. & O. j Arrives Omnhaj _ Depot.15th _ nnd "A'ebsler St . _ i Omaha Sl : nm..Slmfi City Accommtvlallon. . . . 8Opm IS-nopm. . . Sioux City Kx-irei-s ( ex. Sun..ll : ! nm 0ljpm . St. Paul Llmltn' . U:10am : Leavr.t I F. . H. & MO. VALLKV. ( Arrive Omaha I Depot. 15th nnd Welmter Sta. I Omaha J:0flpm : Kant Mall nnd RxpriMa 6Npm : 3Wpm..ie.t : SatVyo ) Kx lex Man ) . . . . GOCpm : ; :50.nn..I'n-inunt : LOCH ! ( Sundays only ) . . 7Wiam..Norfolk : Hxpress ( ex Sun ) lOiIjam C-IIpm St. I'aul i : preii 9:10am ly-.ives I K. C. . ST. J. & R. II. ( Arrives Onialml Union Depot. 10th it M.IBOII SU. | Omaha 9:05am : Kansas City Day K\irei | a..r 6:10pm : lOOupni.K. : C. Night Ex. via U. I' . rriuia.JJsJOam " leaves I MISSOURI PACIFIC. ( Arrives qmuhnj pepot. 15th and \VeliHter Sts. I Omaha l:3Cpni..Nebrai'ka & Kancim Limited. . . 15Kpm : 9:30pm : Kansas City Express CXam : ( J:00pni : Nebraska Local ( ex. Sun. ) 9-OOam " " ' ' Leaves | 8"lO"UX Citv''PACIFI& ( Arrives pniahal Depot. ISth und Wtljstgr Sts. I Omaha 6:15pm : St. I'aul Limited 9:10am " Leaves I SlOt'X CITY A PACIFIC. ( Arrives OmahajUnlon Depot. 10th j Maton tsj Omaha 'SMOain . gTn'aufl'rswnger . .Til :10pm : 7:30am : . Sioux City Passenger . 9:05pm : j-Kpm . St. Paul Limited. . . . . . . . ' . -Shim Leaves I TNION PACIFIC. ( Arrlven OmahalUnlon Depot. 10th .t Ma on Sts. | Omaha 9SOam..I : Kearney Express 4IOpm S-SOam Overland Limited ttpm : J-Wpni.Heat'ce & Stromub'K Kex Sun.UWpm : 5l'pm..Grand : Inland Express ( ex. Sun.i:05pm ) : 3:3t : > piii Fast Moll. . _ . JMOam Lc-.ves I WAI1ASH RAILWAY ( Arrive * Onmhal Union Depot.10th _ _ & Mason Sts. | Omaha I'30pm St. Louis Cannon Hall ll:30.im : Omaha ) Depot. ISth nnd Webster Sts. | Arm 8 nisciiuirr. A Jinn Who lliul r.Mirrltnriwith K\- liflinUiTlmoiilrj'fs. . "I want something handsome In the way of a clock , " he said to the Jeweler , ac cording to the Washington Star. "Wo have a very fine line of goods. " was the response ; "and the prices are very mod erate. " "I don't care anything about the price. I want something that will show at a glance that It cost a whole lot of money. " "Certainly. We have some beautiful Ira- ported goods. " "That's the Idea ; something that came from abroad. I want an onyx pedestal anO ormolu trimmings and a statue on top of It. " "Hcre'e a veritable work of art. " "That's pretty well ; but I'd like some thing more attractive than that. It's to bo a birthday present to my wife. We haven't been keeping house very long , and she's been worried for fear people would think we were going without a clock because wo couldn't afford one. I'm going to sec that she has something so handsome that It'l dazzle everybody who cornea Into the par lor. and so precious that It has to be kepi under glass like a specimen In the ran seum. " "How Is this one ? " the Jeweler Inquired as he lifted a massively ornate article fron a shelf. "That's the very thing. That'll please he : almost to death. 1'ack It up and ship I out to my house , and send the bill to inj office. " "It'll cost $125 , " the Jeweler mildly sug gcsted. "That's all right. It looks as If It wer worth It. " Ho started for the door , but came bacl and said : "Ily the way. you'd better give me another clock one of those small nickel plated affairs that cost about J1.50 , so tha we can stick It off In an obscure came to look at when wo want to know what Un it Is. " llinl a Criu'Kln-j Time , The two old soldiers , who bail fought on opposite sides at the battle of Mission Ridge , bad met by clianco and wcro strolling over the battleground and exchanging experi ences , relates the Chicago Tribune. "This reminds me , " said the Yank , casu ally picking up a nut that lay at the root of a tree and boring a hole Into It with his knife , "that I was down hero once before cracklnc out colonels. " "That a all right , " responded the Johnny Ileb , stooping to pick up a fragment of rusty Iron and shaking his head grimly , "but you played a shell garoo on them. " Whereupon ono of tlio grizzled warriors produced a canister from bis hip pocket and J t * Uj took a round shot at tlio grape. ORIGINAL OF MONTE CRISTO. I Strnngo Stdi V of the Persecution of Daron Von Trenck. St. Lul Globe Democrat. Of the millions who have-'rcaiM'umas. the cider's , most faeelnatlifi ! ' tomnnre , "Tho Count of Monte Crlsto.'Mt"ls safe to say that not one-twentieth hsA-ev- heard any- thing about the man upon whoso cxtraor- illnary trials and adventures the story Is founded. That man was Haron Frederick von Trcnck. Trenck was born at KonlRs- berg , In Prussia , In February , 1720. tic seems to have descended from a noble and courageous family , for his ancestors were famous In the chronicles of the north , whllo his father and two of his uncles were noted generals In the Prussian army. In person Trcnck was handsome ; In manner , dashing ; In temperament , choleric , and In heart generous - erous and undatintablo. During his four years at the University of Koulgsbcrg he fought four itut'ls , coming off victorious In each encounter. At the early age of 17 an Inllitcntlal I relative presented him to King Frederick , who received the lad with marlicd favor , and accepted him as a cadet In tlio royal bodyguard , with the promise of quick preferment. I And preferment was Indeed quick , for after only six weeks' cadctshlp the king gavu him a commission and pre sented him with a splendid equipment for the service. When the war between Prussia and Aus tria broke out Trenck , then oi.ly 18 , went to the front. Ono day while heading a tf tf foraging tI party of fifty he had the good fortune to capture twenty-two Austrian prisoners , and this feat so won ( bo ad miration of the king that he Immediately conferred upon his young favorite the Order of Merit. Hut notwithstanding those successes , and the evident promise of a most honorable career , trouble was brewing for Trcnck. and sonn was to burst upon him. It ap pears that whllo at court ho had attracted the attention of a high-born lady , an at tention which soon ripened Into mutual lovp. clandestine meetings , and "vows ot eternal cotstancy. In his Journal Tienck does not mention this lady's name , but It was ( uilil that she was no less a person than the king's ov.-n sister. Princess Amelia. When trtb bec-amo known to Frederick he- viewed the connection with stern disfavor. One- day ho said to Trenck : "The thunder begins to roll , and the bolt may fall ; be ware. " After this Trcnck found that many of his former privileges were cut off , and several times ho found himself tinder ar rest for actions that bo had previously In dulged In with Impunity. , It was whllo the royal tnlnd was In this moo'I ' that a chance offered to put the dash ing young soldier where he would do no irther n.lschlof. It appears tint Trcnck's ousln. who fought on the Austrian side , nd who had been grievously wounded , rote saying that he Intended to make his rnsslnn ccusln legatco of.'hls largo estates , o this yot.iiK Trenck bad.made no reply , eing quite * satisfied with his prospects ndcr King Frederick ; but -In talking the latter over ono day with his brother ofll- crs , they all agreed that ho wls timvlsu ot to answer thanltlnc'his1 .relative for hli oed Intentions. The pommandlng olllcer , aptaln Jaachlnsky. was particularly urgent hat ho should d so. aud added : "Desire our Austrian cousin tri soml you some of Ls line Hungarian horses ' for your own se , aud I will have the Jettcr convoyed o him. This correspondence Is n family , nd not a state affair ; besides that. I will e answerable for the consequences. " In- ocently enough Trenck did : ns ho advlaed. ud Jasehlimky. who bore' him a secret nidgo. so used the loiter with the' king ' hat a chaig'c Of treasonablecorrespondence vith tin ? L'tcmy was triimppd up , and the oung offlecr was arrc-stcti and hurried away o the foi tress at Glatz : Totally unjt ! tplcloii3 ot ti | true- cause of Is Incarceration Trcnck' wrote tej'ijif-.klng cmandlng a. hearing or.a court-martial. Tbo letter remained unanswered. Ho then vrotc to his Inamorata , the princes'- , who ent him an assurance of her affection , a ircmlse of Intercession with the king and .000 ducats. For live months Trcnck continued to hope or a trial and his rerease. but when ho earned that his commission In the guards lad been bestowed upon another his heart unk within him. Ho soon rallied , however , , ml resolved to watch keenly for an oppor- tiulty to escape. Ho had made friends with his guards , and they , being touched by tils iiisfortunes. promised to assist him In re gaining his liberty. Probably all had gone veil had not Trenck , In turn , had his pity iroused by a. wretched fellow prisoner , one Maneget. This man he determined to take vlth him In his escape. Upon being Iti- ormed of Tronck's plan Maneget groveled t his feet In gratitude , but no sooner was ila benefactor's back turned than he sent or tbo commandant , and betrayed the whole cheme. As a result of his Indiscreet gener osity Trenck was shut up in a narrow lungeon , the treacherous Maneget wan re- eased and the guards were severely pun ished. No sooner had Trenck rallied from the de- pair following this failure than be again re-solved at whatever cost to he free. He- ween him and liberty stood tbo Iron bars vhtch covered the windows of his cell. Thcso he boldly attacked with a notched enknlfe. and. after many weeks of labor , 10 succeeded In tiling three of them through. iVhcn a sufficient opening had been made Trenck cut up his leather portmanteau Into strips , and. knotting these and the bed clothes securely together , ho lowered hlm- iclf ono dark and stormy night ninety feet o the ground below and cautiously crept away. Hut , alas ! acrcsa his path stood an open sewer. This he must wado. He got lialf way through and then stuck , unable .Ither to advance or retreat. It was bitter cold , and he felt that tu remain In this po sition was to perish. However willing he night bo to yield to death , prldo v/ould not icrmlt him. tbo lover of a princess , to die n such a shameful fashion. At the top of Ills voice he cried out to me sentry , "Tell the commandant that his prisoner. Baron von Trenck. Is sticking In the mud ! " The merciless Fouquet was soon upon the spot , mil. after allowing the unfortunate young roan to remain In this shameful predicament long enough to amueo the garrison , he had lilm pulled out. Trenck was compelled to remain In his fllth-covercd clothes the en tire day. After this ho was confined moro closely than over. Yet hardly a' week had expired before wo find him making a third attempt. A certain Major Ooo and ' .two officers came to visit him and lectunjd Ijjpi on the crime of trying to escape. Tiu/.wa3 ) moro than the hot-blooded Trcnck x-nuld stand. I glvo his thrilling daah for llburty In his own words : "At that InstaVlf , ! snatched the major's sword from his i-qo , sprang for the door , threw the sontlne frwin the top to the bottom of the stairs , paiSBili the guard , who happened to bo drawn up < brforo the prison door to relieve guard , attacked them , sword In hand , threw them auWltfily Into surprise by my onslaught , wounfljy.'tour men , made way through the rest , sprapG1'ovor the breast work of the ramparts , and ; with my sword drawn In my hand , immediately leaped this astonishing height wltritmt 'Injury. ' I then leaped the second wall' .with equal good ' ' fortune : no one dared Kia'jVafter me , and , la order to pursue , they"oijust go around [ through the town ami , jho gate of the citadel , so that I bad the btnrt full half an hour. > " ' "A sentinel , howcvcri 'ifl.a ' narrow passage " age , endeavored to oppose" iny flight , but aI I parried his fixed bayoneland , wounded him In the face. A second sentinel , meantime , came from the outworks to seize me from behind , and I , to avoid him , made a spring at the palisadoes ; there I was unluckily caught by the foot and received a bayonet wound In my upper hip ; thus entangled they beat mo with the butt end of their muskets and dragged me back to prison , whllo I struggled and do/ended myself like a man grown desperate. " The severities of Trcnck'B Imprisonment were now Bill ! further Increased , but whllo his wounds wcro healing ho was meditating now projects of escape. Among the garri son were numerous discontented soldiers ; these Trenck became acquainted with and by means of bribes ho won thirty-two ot them over to bis cause. At a signal given by Trcnck all the prisoners were to bo liber ated , and Trcnck and hU followers wore to flea Into Uohemla , The plot was betrayed , however , and the conspirators fled pro- uiaturaly , but not before tbelr commander , . N'lcholAl. J had done his utmost to butter down I ( the I door of Trenck's cell , so tb.it ho might | i accompany them. ] Not long after this fourth failureTrenrk got ( Into a quarrel with one of his guards. ] i Lieutenant | Bach , a big , hot-tempered Danij I and a noted duelist. No other weapons . t'olng ' ' at hand the pair broke up the table I and each seized a long splinter. With these , j ! Improvised swords they tout-lit desperately , | Trcnck clearly getting the best of the en- ( i counter. Tlit > guard. In admlratlor. for the skill i of his young opponent , embraced him ; , rapturously ' nnd cri-M : "Frlriid. thou art j my master , and thou must , thou shall , by j I my , aid , obtain thy liberty , as stiro as my name i Is llacb. " Shortly after this Incident Trcnck and Schell , a discontented guard , each with a sword In baud , made a dash down the stairs , but what was their dismay to come J face to face with the town mayor and the j adjutant. For an Instant only wcro they baflled , , however , for Schell stepped out upon the rampart and made a desperate leap over the parapet , closely followed by Trenck. The cannon thundered from the fortress thu announcement of their escape , and the whole countryside was roused to a lookout for the fugitives , but providentially a dense fcg favored them , and lamed nnd bleeding as they wore , from their fearful leap , they managed , aftrr several hairbreadth escapes , to cross safely Into Uohemla. After a five weeks' tramp In hunger and misery the pair arrived at Hammer , where lived Trenck's married slater. Instead , however , of being received with open arms , as ho had anticipated , ho was repulsed and driven like a dog from the door. Hut ho found one friend there , for a servant who had been brought up In his father's bouse came after him , and with tears of compas sion in her eyes , pressed Into his bands three ducats , all the money shepossessed. . Another month of wretched wandering ami Trcnck fell among friends. To do Justice to the adventures that befell him during the next few years would extend this arti cle beyond all reasonable bounds ; suffice It to say that he found his way Into the Rus sian service , and under the Empress Eliza beth bo rose rapidly to wealth and position. Hut even here his Prussian enemies pursued him. and once through their machinations he came most alarmingly near to being sent to S-lberla. When Trc-nck had reached the ago of 24 his cousin died , leaving him heir to bis Im mense estates In Hungary. Listening to the advice of his friends , ho decided to return and claim the legacy. It was not without some misgivings that ho did so. however , for he bnw that his residence In Austria might lend color to tbo charge that be was In league with the enemies of bis native country. Four yearn after ho had come to Austria his mother died at Dantzle. and Trenck. feeling assured that by this time all ani mosity toward him had been forgotten , vis ited Prussia to settle up some of his family { -fairs. ( Alas' ho had sadly miscalculated , for bl. enemies had been on the watch , and shortly after his arrival at Uantzlc ho v.as hurried away to the fortress at Magde burg. lie thus describes his dungeon : "It was a casemate , the fore part of which , 6 feet wide and 10 feet long , was divided by a pally wall. The small window , sot In a wall 7 ftet thick , was en situated that I could see neither heaven nor earth , but only the roof of the magazine. This win dow was secured with Iron bars. I had a bedstead , n small atovo nnd a stool , all of which was Immovably Ironed to the floor. My dally faro was a. pound and a half ot ammunition bread and n Jug of water. " After two tntilths of > eml-starvatlon In this wretched hole , Trenck began to execute a plan of tssrape. Ills first move was to loosen the Iron which fastened his stool to HUboor. . After much exertion ho suc ceeded In breaking this off , securing thus a stout Iron bolt about IS Inches long. With this ho attacked the wall that opened Into the adjoining casement , having learned from a friendly guard that the door of this second casement was left unfastened , nnd that If ho broke through ho might escape by means of a boat on the Kibe. Thus en couraged , he labored Incessantly. Every brick and stone he carefully marked , so that bo might replace them for Wednesday's vklt. The mortar he got rid of by pow- derlug It and pushing It out on the win dow sill , where the breeze scattered It. He was exceedingly careful about this , as nny accumulation under his window would In evitably bo noticed by the sentry ; so. to facilitate the scattering , he made a brush nut of 1-N hair and a splinter of his bed post , and with this he pushed the powdered mortar within range of the breeze. When Iho wind failed he made the mortar up Into little pellets with water , and blow them through a paper tube out through the window. After nix months of hand labor , nothing but the brick facing on the opposite sldo of the wall stood between him and liberty. Ho then replaced everything , replastored the hole , and dried the fresh plaster with the heat of bis naked body. With the aid of a friendly guard , ho next dispatched a message to the ambassador at Merlin , ask ing him to have a boat ready on the Kibe. As luck would have It. this message fell Into the hands of Weliigarten , the ambas sador's private secretary , and this unmiti gated scoundrel , who was really a spy In the pay of Prussia , having secured from Trcnck an order for 1,000 florins , made known the whole plan of escape to the Prus sian govprniront. The unfortunate Trenck was now worse off than ever. The king. Incensed at his efforts to escape , had a special dungeon built for him In the star bastlcn , and thither , with eyes bandaged , ho was pies- cntly conducted. The chamber was ten fct-t long and eight bread. His only seat was four bricks built Into a corner of the wall ; his only air and light that which fil tered through a small hole secured by Iron bars. Let Into the floor was a gravc- stbno tmcrlbed with his name and carved with a death's head. Hut , as If this were not enough , poor Trenck was leaded down with chains. An Iron ring as broad as one's hand was riveted around his body , chained to which was an Iron bar having bracelets at Its ends , which secured his hands His feet were chained to a ring In the wall. Here , surely , was enough to break down the stout , tut heart , and , Indeed , for awhile Trcnck abandoned himself to despair. Hut his courage eocn returned and ho sot to work once more to regain his liberty. Ily a moat prodigious effort be succeeded In bending , ami at length breaking the links that bound htm. Hlecdlng from half a dozen wounds , ho crawled to tbo door nnd examined It. To his great Joy bo found It to be of wood. As the visiting hour was ap proachlng ho replaced his manacles , bind ing them together with a thread woven from , his hair. As soon as the official * had departed ho again removed his bonds ami vigorously attacked the door with a knlfo which ho had managed to conceal when ho waa removed from hU old prison. Through ono dcor ho cut , and then , hope high In his he-art , he attacked another. Alan , before his work was completed the knlfa bladu snapped and became useless. The wretched prisoner sank to the floor In an agony of despair. Seizing the broken blade he gashed the veins in his left arm and fool and with a frenzied laugh watched the llfo blood oozing slowly away. Uut the end was not yet. Suddenly ho heard his name called. It was the voice rf Gefhardt , his friendly sentinel outside bidding him liavo courage nnd promising him aid to escape. Leaping to bis fee Trenck tore his wlilrt Into strips and bourn up his wounds. Then , realizing that ho might bo roughly treated when the guards came and found the doors cut and their prisoner unchained , he hastily prepared for defense. With the Iron bar that bad de- cured his hands ho broke up the bricks which formed his eat and piled them In the middle of his cell. "When noon came am the Irut ) of the doors wag unlocked , " saya Trenck , "all wcro astonished to IInd the second open. Thcro I. otood , a desperate man. besmeared with blood , the plcturo o horror , with a brick In one hand and in tlio other my broken knife , crying an they ap proachcd : 'Keep off , Mr. Major , keep off Tell tbo governor I will llvo no longer li chains , and that here I otand , If so ho pleauui , to be shot ; for so only will I bo conquered. Here no roan shall enter I wll destroy all that approach ; hero arcmy weapons ; hero will t dlo In itwplto of tyranny ! " Trenck meant what ho said , and every attempt - tempt to enter was mot by a volley of bricks , until at length the guards vent for i tlu goverror , who succeeded In arranging ' with hi * dctperate prisoner A favorable ca- 1 pltulatlon. Trenck's submission was tin- i doiibtedly due to his tni.it In the promise of his faithful friend , Oofhardt. i Aa soon as he had recovered from his wounds , hli old chains were replaced by stronger ores , a heavy neck Iron was added , and a new door was made , securely plated , with nietKl. The total weight of his clulns | was now sixty-eight rounds. . About this time Trenck's pen < oual appearance - ] pearance began to trouble him. He com- j plained that his beard , so long unshaven , . gave him a grim appearance. "I began , " says he. "to pluck It out by the rooU. The I i i > i ln at flrst was considerable , especially around tbo lips , but this. also , custom con quered , and I performed this operation In the following ye.irrf * once every six weeks. " As soon as the excitement caused by his last Attempt had passed , Oefbardt managed to send htm a couple of Hies , and with these Trcnck started once more to work himself free. When examination day came round he tilled up the gnp * he had made. In his Irons with damp bread , colored with the dust of his filings. As soon as his limbs were free bo began to tunnel bis way out , Ciefhardt supplying him with bags for the rubbish and emptying them for him during sentry guard outside his cell. He had to work at this naked , for otherwise the dirt upon his clothing would betray him. After five months of hard work he bad dug .1 passage thirty-seven feet long , and he was Hearing the end of MX task , when one day the clanking of his neck Iron , which ho could not remove , was heard by ouo of tbo sentries , who Immediately Informed the gov ernor. Poor Trenck was allowed to labor on In blissful Ignorance , however , and when at last ho broke through , what was his dismay to find himself face to face with the town mayor and a body of soldiers. Without a wc-rd the broken-splrlled prisoner crept back to his dungeon coll. The passage was filled up , the floor was aid with stone , and Trenck was submitted to a closer watch than over. During the months which followed ho employed his time n writing satirical verses and complaints , uslug for Ink his own blood. He wrote In this manner no less than eight volumes. As soon as bis guards had relaxed their vigilance a little he began work once more on his old tunnel. Thin time Inllulte cau- ; lon enabled him to reach the point of breaking out without discovery. Unfortu nately , a flplrlt of bravado came over him and overthrew his most promising plan. Sending for the major , ho told him to In form I'rinco Ferdinand that any day ho might name llaron von Trenck would show himself at liberty upon the glacis of Klos- terbergen. "If I p'rove myself capable of this. " ho added. "I then hope for the pro tection of the prince , who will relate my proceeding to the king , who may thereby be convinced of my Innocence , and the per fect clearness of my conscience. " The major went away astounded. Pretending tending to have consulted Prince Ferdinand , ho returned and demanded an explanation. Trenck , absolutely unsuspicious of double dealing , told him everything. He wa con ducted to the guard room , kindly treated and led to believe that clemency was to be extended to him. Hut , alas , ho learned too late that not .one word of his message had reached the prince , and when he was led back to his cell the passage ho had labored over so hopefully had been most effectually closed with large square etoncs. While the smith was riveting upon him chains moro strong than ever Trctick. with courage still undaunted , cried out to the olllcer In charge , "I tell you I shall not be much longer In your power , for were you to build a dungeon of steel It would not be sufficient to contain me. " He did not need to make another attempt , however , for Oeneral Ulcdt took up hU cause most vigorously and very soon nn order was given for his release. For HOIUO thirty years he knew no moro the horrors of a dungeon , but on bis visiting France at the time of the revolution ho was arrested as a spy. cast Into prison , and finally bo- headed. This was In 1794. Trenck being then CO years of age. So lived and died the most persecuted man of modern times. Ili-iiltli On I Mi r is The Health Culture club of Brooklyn had an Interesting meeting at the residence of Its president , Mrs. bumf-den. Whllo the object of the club .Is health culture , In respect to all the details of life. Its favorite field Is tbo Improved and 'hygienic wearing apparel. Mrs. Lumsden made a graphic speech. In which she brought forward tin- latest Ideas In medicine and physical science. She spoke of the folly und even criminality of permitting skirts to sweep the ground In walking In the street or country , or to touch the floor In sick rooms , or houses where Ihero was any disease. Tlio skirts acted as brooms , and stirred up more or less dust. In which there wcro always microbes and disease germs of various kinds. There was no doubt that long skirts and petticoats had brought dUeaso anil death into many a household which would not have otherwise been affected. In the discussion which followed. It appeared that all the members were op posed to the present practice of having the skirt touch the ground , and at tbo same time they objected to wearing them so short as to attract comment or notice. It was agreed , after a very thorough discussion , that a happy medium was to wear skirts three Inches from the ground , and to leave from the petticoat , as well as from the skirt , all lace , edging and other decorative materials which served to cither gatherer or to retain dirt and dust , reserving the use of lacing , trimmed and edged skirts and petticoats to the household or similar places. The best way to cure disease It to drive It from the pystem by purifying the blood with Hood's Sarsaparllla. Ills Cftr'tNi-i-i-tv Rusty. A pirty of Kentucklans were In Washing ton r. few years ago and called on tbo con gressman from their district. During the conversation the visitors aaked about Col onel - . a former neighbor , who had been living In Washington for pome time. "I am very sorry to tell you. gentlemen. " replied the member of congress , "that Colonel Is In bard luck. He Is very poor , Indeed , I assure you. Ho docs not complain , und It was only by accident that I learned of hU straitened circumstances. He had a room across the hall from my room at the hotel. A few nights ago I went across to borrow bis corkscrew. Would you believe It. gen tlemen , Colonel Is actually so poor his corkscrew U rusty ? " Antiirnl m-llri-tlou. Chicago Post : Ho had been looking over the assortment of collars that the clerk had put out for his Inspection , and had been informed that they were all ot the latest styles. "I wonder , " ho said at last , "where the Idea originated that we are descended from giraffes or ostriches. " All i it i III TO n\T IM r > r"rf A\T OMAHA BUS ON tLECHON Most of the Money Changed Hands on the Result in Nebraska , WERE NOT MANY VERY URGE WAGERS nl \ n in In-r < if Oilit AuroiMiii'iit * i l linfiirtiiiiiitc l Iho VIIHIIU MIIU \Vlu > Witm-riMl III * IIIllt'Nl Ctrl. The election Is past and for n brief In terval a large proportion of the mate pouu- latlon of Omaha nml a few of the other sex are divided Into two classes , losers nnd winners. Not that nny great amount of money has been loat and won In heavy bets , for very few people had stllllclent ready money to plunge to any considerable extent. Hut so Intense was the Interest In the result that nearly everyone had some thing at stake on the result. As far as general results wcro concerned they were not la evidence In the betting. There were a few over-euthuslastlc Individuals who professed to believe that Hryan would bo elected , but ns far as can be learned not .1 dollar was bet In this vicinity on that proposition. Then- were a few omull beta taken at S aud 10 to 1 on McKlnley. but the small end was snapped up like the long oddc In a horse race , as n mere pos sibility. Soon after the Chicago convention n local dry goods firm offered to bet J5.000 that Bryan would be elected , but when the proposition was accepted the offer was withdrawn. The bulk of the betting In Omaha was on Nebraska , and In the aggregate a nice bunch of money was won on the rrault In this state. The republicans wcro overconfident fident nml a good many of them have empty pockets to show for their error In Judgment. The action of hundreds of worklngmcn In wearing .McKlnley buttons , marching In the sound money parades nnd dually voting for Bryan caused n lot of money to be placed that would nevifr have been loat If the voters had stood out openly for their con victions. The bulk of the money that was placed In Omaha wns put up during the last day or two of the campaign aud after this rriu't of the poll was known. A lot of republicans Imagined that they were betting on a sure thing and some of them are still puzzled to arcnunt for the result. WON ALMOST SIX THOUSAND. Hugh Murphy Is undoubtedly the heaviest winner In Omaha and probably In Nebraska. He placed nearly J8.000 , mcst all of which waa on this state. He lost one or two small bets on majorities In other states , but came out about J3.COO winner. Jack Morrison was also heavy winner on Nebraska , but his winnings were largely swallowed up In an unfortunate wager of Jl.fiOO that Bryan would carry twenty-three states. Charley Lenlz won about J300 nnd a number of ether people were lucky to the extent of amounts ranging from J30 to $ L00. Frank Ban-let backed his faith In McKlnley by a number of good sized beta on Nebraska and John Louis Icrit one bet of $200 that Douglas county would give McKluley moro than 3,000 plurality. These were some of the heaviest plungers but the bulk of the money that changed hands In Omaha was Involved In a vast number of smalt bets ranging under $50. Almost every one bet something , and al though the amounts were small In each case , the aggregate. If It could be accurately CTtl- mated. would foot up a considerable i < uni. There were numerous small bets that Mr- Klnley would come to Douglas county with a plurality and others that his plurality In the county would bo 2.000 and upwards. There was very little betting on local con tests. One be.t of $100 nnd another of 450 on the gubernatorial fight were placed at the Paxton hotel nnd tlmc were about all that were tnadron the state ticket. BBTS WITHOUT MONEY. The number ot bets In which no money consideration was involved was probably greater than In any previous election. The wheelbarrow chestnut was worked to Its full capacity and a dozen similar proposi tions were agreed to by enthuslatlc parti sans. As a result ono of the motormcn on the Sherman nvenuo line has an engage ment to wheel another one from the power house at Twentieth and Nicholas streets to Fourteenth and Farnam streets and back again and the other employes of the road have laid by a stock of eggs , old cabbages and similar bric-a-brac with which to en liven the procession. Tuesday night Henry Luddlngton of the Merchants' Kxpress com pany will wheel William FInney ten blocks from Tenth and Pacific streets ami return and their friends are preparing to make file occasion Interesting for the loser. There are a number of customers who would have been shave ? free for a year If McKlnley had carried Nebraska , but now they will pay Adam Morrcll a quarter apiece for their shaves during the name period. A local piano tuner will have bin profits wliaved down during the year , for ho Is now compelled to take care of the pianos of a number of his customers frco of charge. But probably none of this class of losers are more deserving of sympathy than two or thrre employes of a Lower Farnam street publication. In the elation of spirit that followed the nomination of Bryan they swore a solemn oath not to take a drink of anything better than min eral water until ho was elected. For three weary months they nourished a thirst that was to be satisfied on the morning of No vember 4 and now they "sust carry It for at least four years longer. A couple of High school boys wore prin cipals In a bet which Is tough on the loser. For a long time past there has been a rivalry between them as to which should have the privilege of walking home from school with one of the feminine immbcrM of their class. The controversy wns fin ally left to the people of the United States to decide and the young mui who pinned his faith to silver must sit on the fence aud see his successful rival go by. We heard a mcrhanle say that ho would not bo without .Sal\ation Oil. It kills pala. 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