Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, October 25, 1896, Editorial Sheet, Page 12, Image 13
THE OMATTA DAILY SUNDAY , OOTO11IBU 25 , 180 . Tim OMAHA StmY Ite n. IlOSnWATKtl , Kdltor. TV"IJUY" Dally lle ( Without Sunday ) One Year./M Dally life nnd Sunday , One Yenr 10 00 Six Month * JJ Three Month * % * fj Hunilay lice. One Venr. . . . . J } J Hntunlny Ilee. One Yonr " 9 Weekly lice , One Year OWCKHI Omnha : The ! llulMlng. South Omnlio ! Slncer Illk. , Tor. N nml SUh 81 * . Council Illurr * : l North Mnln Street. Chicago Oilier : 317 Chamber of Commerce. New Yorkl Mnoirn 11 , 14 ami 15. Tribune HUB. Wnnblngton : 1107 P Street , N. W. COIIHIMI-ONDKNCK. All commimleatlon * relating to new * unjl edi torial matter rheuM be adilreMed : To the LJItor. nusiNit : s i > irrnus. All biiflne * * letter * ntul rrmlttnnre * MiouM l > niMre * e < l to The Ilee Publishing Company. Omaha. Draft * , check * and pontolllcc onlcr * tote to maile payatile to the order of the company. TIII ; nun PIIIII.IBIIINO COMPANY. BTATiMiNT : : 6F' cTlTciji.AT10N. 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Will I'n-Hlilont Cleveland Issue his TlmnksKlvliiK iiroclniniitlon tlitH year before or after the election ? Cutting down the ptirc-hasliin power of ihe tlollnr Is the same thlnj , ' as cutting down the wanes of the laborer. What a fuss the Ilrymiltc press made over the noisy Yale students nnd what n silence It maintains over the Ken tucky ojrg throwers. Europe would feel lost without the custom ( | ! Hvtloii to mystify UK diplo mats. That Is why the Kiiroppan pow ers want to prolong Its existence as a perpetual hone of contention. Anil nobody seems as yet to have called attention to the fact that the day which all political parties have designated as Finn day Is also the day known In festal circles as Hallowe'en. The press In n number of the larger cities are seriously discussing the < im'S- tlon , "Can City Noises He SuppressedV" The answer otinht not to bu dltllcult. They certainly cannot be suppressed until after election. " People should not forju't that Mr. Uryan has a very entertaining lecture entitled "Job and Ills Hoils" which he can fall back on at a moment's notice -tfte.r he learns that he Is not needed to 1111 the executive chair. The election of McKlnley means an Immediate and permanent steadying of confidence and quickening of business. The election of Itryun means panic anil Indefinite business stagnation pending readjustment to n debased money standard. The numerous train and bank rob beries of the past few weeks shows the far-sightedness of this class of professional crooks. They do not want to take any chances of stealing fiO-eent dollars and so are rushing business be fore the election. Don't forget the constitutional amend ments. As It requires a majority of all votes cast to carry them , neglect to vote Is Just the same as voting against them. No voter should neglect to put his cross mark on the constitu tional amendments ballot. If any colored man can discover any thing Uryan or his southern democratic managers ever did for the benefit of the colored race or any reason why any colored voter should cast his ballot for the free silver candidate he can do more than any white man can do. No enlightened person wants to thrive on the misfortunes of others. That Is why nil Americans regret to hear of the suffering In the drouth-stricken districts of India. A drouth-ridden people Is entitled to sympathy and as sistance whether It happens to reside In South Asia or In North America. When merchants place orders with Jobbers to bu filled only "If McKlnley la elected , " as they arc now doing every day and everywhere , It Is be cause they know McKluIey's election will mean an Immediate stimulus to business , while his defeat would make It questionable whether any business could be profitably conducted during the transition to a silver standard. Annoitneeiueiit Is nuulu that the re port of the World's Fair commission may bu expecled by tbii time congress convenes and Hint when printed it will niiiUo nbiitit thirty-seven Intro volumes. The \vnr of the rebi'lllon records series has not yet been completed. The World's Fnlr commission otifjht to linve shown some consideration for tlie over worked government prliitlui ; olllce. AVe are pleased to see "lion O. O. Ixibeok" of Omaha advertised In the list of "democratic speakers In Iowa. " This Is the same Mr. Lobeck who failed In his aspirations for the republican nomination to congress In till.- } district only a few months ago , and then began to parade himself as a "free silver re publican. " If he has thrown oft the mask , ceased his double dealing and come out squarely IIH a llrynu democrat bu has certainly set an example which other so-called "free silver republicans" can emulate- advantage. H'/M T II'MIIBCOJf / B OK TitK POl'UMSTM What will become of the populists after 1S1MI ? That Is n question which will receive serious consideration at the hands of the men who have enlisted lionestly and earnestly In support of the principles enunciated In the Omaha platform of JS1K ! . In the populist platform of 1SU2 the reason for the existence of a third party Is clearly presented In a protest against abuses from which the American people lave suffered during the last quarter of a century. Populism , we have been time nnd again assured , Is n protest against the corruption which has characterized the old parties and an uprising against the domination of the corporations and Ihe money power. In ISOli the popu lists denounced , In language ns forcible as It could be written , both the democrat nnd republican parties nnd pledged their honors and their fortune * never to re sume allegiance to cither of the old parties. The action of the national populist convention at St. Louis and the general fusion which has followed between dem ocrats and populists In every state of the union practically give the lie to the. professions made by the leaders and conventions of the third parly. It proclaims to nil the world that the pop ulist party , for the sake of prestige , patronage and plunder , Is willing to make common cause with Tammany , the rottenest element In any party , and to retract all that It has said hereto fore concerning the corruptions and dis honest methods of democracy. If Hryan Is elected the third party , which originated as a reform movement , Is destined to go to pieces , llryan Is , above all things , a full-blooded demo crat , cultured and reared In the old Virginia democratic school of Ktates rights and free trade. Ills election will not be a triumph of populism , but a triumph of democracy of regenerated democracy , as Hryan will call it. Uryan may throw a sop to the populists by giving them a place In his cabinet. He may distribute a few thousand post- olllces and minor appointments among populists. Hut he will be still a demo crat of democrats and populism will have received Its deathblow. Uryan's highest aim will ln > to go down Into history ns. n second Jefferson or .lack- son , and not as a second Tyler or An drew Johnson. Hryan's course with regard to the vice presidency clearly shows what he Is made of While loudly proclaiming himself the emancipator of the tolling masses and the enemy or tlie classes , the sworn enemy of plutocracy , lie has chosen deliberately for his running mate n notorious monopolist , a pluto crat nnd a man who never had the remotest sympathy with the tollers. It was a dyed-in-the-wool democrat he wanted as his running mate , rather than a man who was alllliated with any reform movement In or out of his parly. It was so In the campaign of ISI ! ) , when Mr. Hryan was a candidate for senator In the state of Nebraska. While seeking the support of populists to gratify his ambition he was ready to betray his allies If it served his purpose. While pledged to do all in his power to nominate Silas A. Ilolcomb for the position of governor to the democratic state convention , he had deliberately connived at selling out Ilolcomb as the price of being endorsed for the senatorshlp by that conven tion. It was only because Senator Wil liam V. Allen threatened him with po- lltlcal annihilation that he made the fight of his life , as he called It. to nom inate Ilolromb In that convention , after it had been arranged between his man Friday nnd Tobias Castor , the goldbug democratic national commltteeman , to throw Ilolcomb overboard and take In his place Judge Oldham. These facts we can vouch for and are ready to prove. They are known to William V. Allen and they are known to Silas A. Ilolcomb , and have been known to them for the last two years. These are historic facts and they point the way to what might fol low In case William .T. Hryan were elected president of the United States. The chairman of the national demo cratic committee , Senator Jones , Is a sagacious politician nnd he has given It out confidentially that he has al ready won a great victory for the dem ocratic party , even if Uryan is de feated , lie has succeeded In dismem bering the populist party of the south and breaking up Its cohesion by Unk ing It with the democratic party and making It dependent upon democratic ' favor. Whether Hryan is elected or defeyted ; therefore , the populists as a tlji'rjhpavty | [ [ will Hud themselves con fronted with a great problem after the foiij'\h''jday ' \ of November tile problem whether , as a party , they can bu per petuated , or must go out of business as the , greenback party did after J87tl. A'ff KXI'KJIT FIXAXCJKJl Mr. Hryan would do well to adhere to the preaching of free sliver fallacies and sophistries If he would not lose the reputation he enjoys among his ad mirers as an infallible authority on financial matters. When he essays to deal with anything practical in nuance ho shows how little he knows of the subject. Thus at Peorla on Friday Mr. Hrynu referred to the fact that llto Hank of Kngland bail raisi'd the rate < n' discount , with a view to checking1 the outflow of gold , and that the bunks of Germany and France had taken meas ures to prevent a drain of gold , from which he deduced the ssigu conclusion that the stock of gold In the world Is so small that the nations are grabbing to get theiishare. . "And ( bus , my friends , " said this expert llnancipr , "this ouo little agitation proved to the people of the world that so long as gold Is our money there must lu > constant agitation , constant peril to our com mercial fabric , as the gold crimes from one to another. " Men who really know something about practical financial af fairs will be aimiKei1 , nt this. In tin- first place It Is to Im observed that there has been no agitation growing out of the Importation of gold to this conn , try from Knrope and none Is threatened. When the directors of the Hank of Kng- loud found that the gold reserve wa being rapidly depleted It was perfectly legitimate business to raise the rate of discount so ns to check the outflow nnd the action of the French nnd Oer- man banks was entirely natural under the circumstances , but It Indicated no grabbing for gold. The Hank of ling- laud , the Hank of Franco and the Hank of Prussia have outstanding notes to the amount of ? 1KKKWK : ! ( ) ( ) ) and It Is necessary to maintain a gold reserve. That reserve Is therefore performing a money function Just as effectively as If It were In circulation. Hut , there Is nothing new In this. The same thing has happened many times , without causing any agitation or disturbance wltntever In the financial world , nnd the attempt of Mr. Hryan to make It appear that It Is something extraordi nary nnd momentous Is simply ridicu lous. There Is a very old adage which says , "The cobbler should stick to his last. " vxirunsirr The celebration last week by Prince ton university of the one hundred and fiftieth anniversary of Its founding Is significant , not alone in thoQiistory of that Institution , but In emphasizing the fact thnt our colleges and universities an a whole rank among the most stable , conservative and permanent Inlluences In our national life. In Kurope the ancient universities date back as far as the oldest corporations , having been Invested with charters even before most of the principal cities and municipal corporations. In this country three large universities antedate .Princeton In their foundation. It Is true that colleges and universities have multiplied In re cent years and sprung up almost over night , like mushrooms after a rain , but even these educational fledgelings In variably plant themselves on the poli cies of the older Institutions and quickly build themselves up along conventional lines. There can be no monopoly of learning nor can any college or university get a corner on a particular way of arriving at truth. Compare Princeton of today with Princeton of only two decades ago and the change will bo characterized as but little short of revolution. Yet the changes In educational methods have all bom gradual and without destroying the conservative character of the uni versity. The discipline has changed , laboratory work , practical experiment , field research and Individual Investiga tion have been Introduced , but from the one object of preparing the student to recognize constituted authority , to push constantly forward to some definite goal in life , to make a better and more progressive and more public-spirited citizen than those who have not had the same opportunities from this object no deviation has been made. It may be that the men who have had the ad- I vantages of higher education do not i always corny fully up to expectations , but they are seldom found In apprecia- bio numbers with the disintegrating element of the community. It is to the ! traditional conservatism of our colleges . and universities that we are Indebted for this Important factor making for I the stability of the nation. i Fuot.ixu run The free silver leaders and organs , I dismayed at the overthrow of their pet i theory by the rise In the price of wheat , have attempted to counteract Its effect by various explanations , bat carefully avoiding the real reason the operation of the law of supply and demand. At the beginning of the rise some of them ascribed it to a conspiracy of wealthy men , here and abroad , organized by the chairman of the national republican committee , but this obviously absurd explanation could not stand before the continued advance and the heavy ex ports , clearly accounted for by the failure of the wheat harvest In India and the decreased crops In Itussla and other countries. Then it was pro claimed that the advance was all due to speculation. The astute chairman of the populist national committee , Senator Hutler , was among the first to make this Interesting discovery and he sagely declared that the effect of the rise In wheat would Increase Mr. Hryan's vote , because the farmers understand the evils of speculation controlling the price of their products. So that , ac cording to Mr. Under , an advance In the price of agricultural commodities which has put tens of millions of dollars lars Into the pockets of American farm ers is going to operate as an Induce ment to them to support a policy which would largely reduce the value of this gain. Having got money ns good as gold for their products and more of It than they expected , they will now be more strongly persuaded , "understand ing the evil effects of speculation , " that It is their duty to vote away perhaps one-half of the purchasing power of tills money. This view of the populist chairman Is certainly not complimentary to the intelligence and the business discernment of Uie American farmer. Hut there need bo no fears that the intelligent farmers of the United States will lie fooled by any false theories in this -matter. They do not nocd any Instruction from populist or popocratle politicians as to the cause of the rise In the price of their products. They are quite competent to read the facts and to judge for themselves. They liavo sources of information fur moro trustworthy than political , organs and leaders. It Is to be said regretfully that there are some farmers upon whom the plain lesson of the rise In wheat and the decline In silver will have no effect. Their fanatical zeal for free silver will not permit them to see how completely thu parting of wheat and silver de molishes the theory that there has over been or ever can bu any connection or relation between them. To such men argument , experience , facts , however strong and conclusive , arc of no vain" . Hut they constitute a small minority. The largo majority of farfuers reason and deliberate ; they are practical men ; they study the markets ; they are familiar with thu law of supply and demand ; they understand cause and effect as applied to their affairs. Thcsu fanners do not easily become the vic tims of sophistry nnd fallacy where their InttjjpUs uro Involved nnd they can bo tnmcd to correctly Interpret the true moaning of existing conditions. Attempts JJKfool the Intelligent farmers ' ' of the co'nu'vi'y .this year will be fruit less. 7.V TIIK JXTMIKST OK 7 l 0/f. The parry'whlch ' Is socking the support - port of labor for n policy of currency tlebasomeiU-.ifalscly tellsworklngmon that all tJie"leglslat1on of the country for the jVitSl" quart or of a century has been In "Mio Interest of capital nnd against the jtoorer classes. Many of the Ignorant mid the thoughtless are per suaded to accept this demagogic state ment , but It ought not to Influence any Intelligent man familiar with the record of what has been done In the Interest of labor and of the poorer classes dur ing the past twenty-live years. Laws have been passed exempting homesteads and a large amount of per sonal property from execution against debtors who are heads of families , their widows and orphans ; Ileus have been given by law to nu'chanlcs and laborers on the land or thing on which they bestow labor for wages ; the hours of labor on public works have been re duced by law ; In the administration of thu estates of Insolvents the wages of labor are preferred claims , and In sonic cases wages are made preferred claims generally. National legislation has re quired the railroads of the country to provide safety appliances for the protec tion of their employes. State legislation has required manufacturers and mine operators to provide for the safety and comfort of employes. The Incorporation of labor organizations has been author ized by law and these organizations have been judicially recognized. The Importation of contract labor Is pro hibited by law. Commissioners of labor , state and national , are appointed to gather statistics regarding labor , with a view to ameliorating the condition of thu working classes. Labor day has been made a national holiday , thus giv ing distinctive recognition to the tolling masses. This does not embrace all that has been done by national and state legisla tion for the working classes , 'but It Is sullk'Iont to show that their Interests have not been neglected and to com pletely refute the charge of the party which Is appealing to them to vote for a cheaper dollar that all the legislation of the lasjt .quarter of a century has been In the Interest of capital and of corporations. The simple truth Is that In no otheiV coiintry of the world has so much been.done In the Interest of the laboring man as has been done In the United Stages. * And It should be borne In mind tl\at \ nearly all of this legisla tion has been placed on the statute books by . < liep , republican party , thus demonstrating iitho Interest which that party ImsMnkiMi In the welfare , the elevation : ftid . } he Improvement In the condition of the working classes. The men who labor have always been able to get a. ro.spcctjTul and considerate henr-i Ing from the republican party. No re publican has ever characterized as "public beggars" thosu who are cm- ployed In our manufacturing Industries because they asked for protection against the competition of cheap foreign labor , as was done by the popoerntie candidate for president. No republican has ever called In question the right of labor to bo heard anywhere and every where In Its own defense nnd for the promotion of Its own Interests. Hut the greatest of all things that the republican party has done for the working classes has been to create a market for their labor and to provide that they should be paid In money equal to the best In the world. Hundreds of thousands of them were deprived of that market by the democratic attack on protection and now the men who helped do this propose to debase the currency , so that labor will receive a dollar of greatly less purchas ing power lhan it now receives. The working classes of this country can trust the republican party. It has never yet failed to guard their Interests and promote their welfare. It never will fall , because It believes that nt the foundation of all prosperity is the pros perity of labor. When the sllverltes try to bolster up Hryan by appealing to the memory of James O. Hlalne and quoting garbled extracts from his writings and speeches they only show their own desperation. No one can doubt that Mr. Ulaliie's po sition , were ho alive today , would bo unreservedly In favor of McKlnley and sound money. The following letter , now made public , written by the dead states man In 1891 , In response to a request that ho take part In the Ohio campaign of that year. Is Interesting not only as Indicating Mr. HIalne's own attitude but as forecasting the issues on which tlie two great parties are divided in the present contentf- STANWOonf ri.yji HARBOR , MC. , Sept. 23 , 1S01. ColowcJ.A' , . L. Conger , Akron , 0. My Dear Sir : > rfVdm- favor received. I can not take parf'Mir'Hhe ' Ohio campaign this year , < for mary ( , reasons which I need not gtvc. nut I hppc that no effort will be aparcil to elect ! ' Mrldnley. lila victory at this time 13 very 'lmportant to the country nnJ to the rcjiul/lPcan / party. Ho and Mr. Campbell reprpsgut the honest difference between the twiddles at this time. There U no dodging anil ao evasion , anil the voters need not bo cltW > l\Jd , The election of Mc Klnley means J b ) policy of protection anil linncst . ' , | election of Campbell means free trade and corruption of the cur rency. I bcliyvfe's0hlo will stand by Me- Klnlcy. Very'sfnrerely yours , JAMBS Q. BLAINB. The attempt of free silver organs to promote tliu fear that a republican leg islature will repeal the valued policy law at the bidding of a supposed "In surance lobby" Is so Inherently ridicu lous that the explicit dental of the chair man of the Insurance union and the emphatic disclaimers of local Insurance men are not .needed to convince the people that they are being frightened by a bugaboo. The valued policy law was passed nnd made valid under republican - publican auspices , and suUscqiiont re publican legislatures which might have repealed It have not UonoMO , Why should the republican party bo suspected of designs upon It now ? The whole agitation la such stuff as dreams nru made on. William It. Morrison has written n letter to state that what ho said In his protest against the Illinois state ticket re lated to Governor Altgeld only and not necessarily to Mr. Hryan. Mr. Hryan. however , has not written any letter taking back what he said through his paper about Morrison Just previous to the Chicago convention. In his paper of February 0 , Mr. Uryan said : "Mr. Morrison Is a moiiometalllst who hicks the courage to declare himself and take his chances with the goldbug crowd. He poses as a. western man and pro fesses friendliness to bimetallism , but It Is tlie same friendliness which Mr. Cleveland always professed , but never exhibited. " Again , on February L'O , Mr. Hryan said : "The Hon. AVIlllam II. Morrison Is now posing as a har- monl/.er ami Is whispering alternately to the two factions. To the goldbugs he says he Is for sound money , and to the advocates of free coinage he says lie Is for bimetallism 'to a certain ex tent. ' The chances are that he will alienate both factions In his endeavors to please everybody , and If he should by any unfortunate iiccldcnl secure the nomination he will go down under a defeat more overwhelming than that which burled Horace Grecloy. " It Is dlfllcitlt to sec where Mr. Morrison is tinder obligations to Mr. Hryan. Uryan tries to make people believe that foreign nations and Kitropcan money sharks are trying to force the rnlted States to adopt the gold stand ard. The truth is we have had the gold standard more than sixty years. No body Is trying to force the gold stand ard on this country. The question is simply whether we shall keep the money we have , which Is equal to the best In the world , or whether wo shall depreci ate our currency by going to n silver basis and putting ourselves on a com mercial level with Mexico , China and the Orient. The mint lately discovered In Omaha In the act of turning out counterfeit silver dollars does not use quite as much silver in its product as I hero is In the genuine dollar , and furthermore the bogus coin lacks the substantial backIng - Ing of gold which the government sup plies for Its silver coinage. They are Intrinsically worth nothing , or some what less even than government dollars would be worth under free and unlim ited coinage. Sfrange , was It not , that Hamilton and Jefferson did not know that they were violating the constItutIon when they departed from the sacred ratio of 10 to 1 and established the mint ratio of the rnlted States at l.r to 1 In order to make It conform to tlie market value of the metals. It remained for a great constitutional lawyer like Hryan to dis cover that Hamilton and Jefferson were Ignoruivt of what the constitution re quires. If the government stamp Is all that Is necessary to "make money for us , why not return to the old postage stamp currency of the war times ? A great part of the postage stamp money was never redeemed or presented for re demption. Why levy taxes to support the government when postage stamps can be printed so easily and so cheaply ? Mponkliu ; from IC\p < rlt > iice. Homervllle Journal. Sometimes a mnn Is mean enough to bet on the election , with thu Idea that If ho loses ho will make Ills wlfo economize. Tlmt'H ( lie Chloaso Tlnifj-IIorntd. If law alone can make a dollar why should any workingman bo compelled to labor for It ? Wo have plenty of law , nnd It Is as cusy to stamp a coin "ten dollars" as It Is to stamp It "one dollar. " The * I.i-ltcr Hint .Vrvcr CHIIK- . Indlannpollx Journal. Watson will have to get the postoIHce au thorities to cend a "tracer" out for Ills let ter of acceptance , but unless they make bet ter tlnio than usual In tholr senrcli for lost missives election day will conic and go be fore. It Is found. The AppleSuriiltiN. . St. Paul I'lonccr 1'rcm. The "aid and consent of other nations" have Enabled us to. dispose of 775,000 bar rels of our apples In Kuropo already this jcar , nltliouiu ; the season has Just opened. Our total shipment for the whole of last year was only 783,000 barrelo. Terrell on I InIturiiliif ; leik. Minneapolis Journal. Minister Terrell of Texas will doubtless ctand on the deck of the Uancroft with two revolvers at Ills belt and n bowlo knife In his teeth. A man who has shot the chutes at Houston Is not going to scare at the Dardanelles , not by a darndanclle- . Soiiietlilnur SiiKplcloiiM Aliout TlilH. St. I.oula Ilrpubllc. The prohibition ! * ) ! * now object to the use of root beer , claiming that In prohibition states It Is carefully mixed so as to deprive It of Its Innocent character and render It quite Intoxicating. It Is curious that the prohibitionist Is always the first to dis cover the Intoxicating qualities of most drinks. r Culm mill tlnele Hum. KUIIKUH City Stnr. The statement made a few days since , that the United States would Intervene In the atfalrs of Cuba If Spain-did not sup press the rebellion In three months Is sup planted by the much more probable- dec laration that President Cleveland will con- tlnuo to maintain the neutrality of the United States. President Cleveland can bo relied on to endeavor to live In peace until the 4th of March next. A fresh pres- Idrtit must be relied on to Involve this country In the -anxieties and dangere of Intervention and Intel-national wur 'I'mnmyVniilN to IVIIIMV. ChlcnRu Tribune. Tommy Paw , who Is going to bo elected ? Mr. Tucker Dryan , uiy son. "WliaI'll happen then ? " "Then we'll have free coinage. " "What docs that mean ? " "It moans that the owner of silver bullion will bo abla to take It tu the mint and have It coined Into dollars without paying any-1 thing for It. " "What Is bullion ? " "It's the silver before It's coined. " "What du you want free coinage for ? " t'l am glad to see you take an Interest In such questions , Tommy. Wo want frco coin age , BO as to bring the price of silver bul lion up to II.2D an ounce and make good times. " "What's silver bullion worth now ? " "It's worth abouf63 cents. " "And Hryan's going to bo elected ? " "Vo . Thore'a no doubt about that. " "Then , paw. why don't you buy a great blK pile of bullion nud make a whole wagon. . load of money ? " , "Mm Thomas , If you doa't quit playing with Ihe son of that Infernal gnldbug next door I'll take the aklu clear off of you ! " \ \VOUK1.\MK\ ! ) S1I.YI3U. Thi KfTrot of n Mont-Jury ClintiRp Upon the fiiitinrlliff Mil" . Century Mnnntlnc , The workingman of this country Is today rccclvlnR , on the solil bnslg , the hlghrst nvotngo wage * pvcr paid for Inbor In the ulstory of the world. At tbo same time , prices of commodities , food , clothing , fuel anil other necessities unit comforts of life were never lower In price than they nro now. The silver advocates claim that thc o prices bavo been reduced through the ap preciation la the vnltio of gold , ami Us exclusive tiae as the monetary standard of value. Their claim Is demonstrable- false , but In making it they admit HIP existence of miprecedcntedly low prices. They nro also forced to admit the existence of tin- precedentedly high wages , paid In gold or Its equivalent. It comoa about , therefore , that the worklngman can buy moro for his money than ho ever could before In the world. \\hat Inducement can bo oftt-rnd to him to make him desire to change f"om gold to silver ? The silver advocate * wish to change to silver. In order to force up the prices of commodities ; they ca give the worklngman no assurance thnt ) Ills wages will bo rnUuMl. if ho were to receive wages hat would have only half the 'purchasing power that those which ho recircs * ; now have , and If nt the name timt of what ho buys were to bo doll ! rices of commodities wtsAv'AV'ln - tnntly , for they would 5rf3t < " > fci eJ > 'juetr In gold , and would bo ilxcd In tm Sinrkuts of the world. Indeed , the chief reason why the advocates of silver desire to have It for our standard Is thnt It will effect this doubling of prices. They do not promise a doubling of wages. The farmers who are told that If wo have a silver standard Ihcy will get twice as much per bushel for their wheat and corn nnd onts as they pet now nro not told that they would ulsn have to pay double wages for labor. If they were compelled to do this , In addition to paying double prices for whatever tlu-y had to buy. In what respect would they bo benefited by silver ? KSTAllllOOK KATIIKH AMI SON. WUeiitiNln'H Tribute to Hie Memory of .Incite KNlnltrook. Milwaukee livening Wisconsin- The Whitewater lleglstcr affords the fol lowing clew to the Identity of n man whose genius has enlisted public Interest and aroused In some inquiring minds a not unlautlablo curiosity : "The wonderful oratory of Henry D. Ksta- brook nt Chicago a few night nlncc has awakened great curiosity as to whom the orator could be who has sprung ao suddenly Into the knc-wledge and vision of so many people ; nnd It appears that ho was a for mer \Vulworth county boy , whoso father lived In Lake Geneva from 184G to 1S5C , and was a member of the first state constitu tional convention and was afterwards attor ney general. He moved to Nebraska , and held high otllclnl positions there. Hut the boy overtops the old mnn bead nnd shoul- dcia. " If "the boy overtops the old man head and shoulders , " he Is "a good deal of a fel low. " Kxperlenco Estabrook. "the old mnn. " came from New Hampshire to Wis consin In 1840 , and settled nt Geneva. Wai- worth county. He served as district attor ney njid scjiool commissioner , nnd was elected to the constitutional convention of 1S17-S , In which body ho was chairman of tbo committee on education and school funds , nnd took a prominent part In the debates on the suffrage article. Ho was In favor of a liberal provision on the sub ject , representing the views of a largo majority of voters In Wai worth county- democrats as well as wblgs who were In favor of abolishing the color bar to citizen ship and putting the ballot Into the hands of persons of African blood. Tcnny nnd Atwood'a "Fathers of Wisconsin" pays him a glowing but not undeserved tribute , saying : It Is to htm and hU able associates that the state Is Indebted largely for Its present educational system.Vhlln he made but few speeches , they were uniformly upon tbo moot Important subjects pending , and always terse , logical and to the point. Upon the question of extending RiiITrago to all alike , without regard to color , he took a position far In advance of hla party at that time , and was , Indeed , one of the pioneer leaders in brc.iklns from the shackles of mere prejudice , and rising to the real dignity and equality of republican government. In all the discussions re ported his views and his arts were con- Morvatlvc never extreme and his reason ing was marked by a solidity and cogency that time baa long since demonstrated to bo correct. Posseting abilities and legal aqulrcments of a high order , and a noble and patriotic purpose to old In the erection of u state worthy of Its people , his work has left a marked and enduring Impress on Wisconsin , where his name uhould ever bo held In high honor. " Mr. Cstabrook's public career did not end with the constitutional convention. lie was a member of the iKscmbly In 1S51 nnd attorney general of the state from 1S52 to 1834 , when Leonard Farwcll waa Rovcrnor. Removing to Nebraska , he was chosen by the people there to many positions of trim find honor , and served a term In congress. Ho di'Jd March 20. 1894 , within five days of completing his 81st year. IMJUSO.VAI , AMI OTIIKHWlSi ; . Observation at the theaters tends to the conclusion that some women who wear big hats do so because they are cheaper than wigs. wigs.Don Don Antonio Macco Is now prepared to personally conduct Captain General Weyler and compiny to all parts of Cuba at low lii.es. Ill the heut of the political debate the nnnunl discussion of the cxuct date of In dian summer has been largely neglected this j'car. It was said of Louis Kossulli , the Hun garian patriot , who perfected himself In Kngllsti after he had passed inii'Jdlp. llto , that no foreigner had even' 89''tlidhAlRhly conquered our language , and' t.iat ) .A'tf ' 0110 cither spoke or wrote English .mp'rc force fully or with greater accuracy qittl fgancc. A Now York supreme court1 ( JmWijjbus , refused to grant articles of Inconinrntlon to the Nover-Sweat Athletic club ion the ground that the name Is too vulgar. It Is expected 'that tbo name will 'be ' , changed to the Society of Physical Culture for the Promotion of Nonsccretlng Sudoriferous Glands. Kaiser Wllhclm's artistic tendencies have broken out In clothes. Ho designed the hunting costume which the crnpiess wears when she accompanies him on his shooting trips , while tbo one ho made up for him self pleases him so much thnt ho has had n bronze statuette cast of himself clad In It and , cun In hand. State Treasurer L. V. Stephens , the demo cratic nominee for governor of Missouri , Is threatened with blindness. Ills eyes are badly Inflamed , an-1 his physician declares It absolutely necessary that ho remain In a darkened room for nt least ten days. Ills left eye Is In such condition thnt It Is feared the sight cannot bo restored , Dr. C. E. IlrownJHequard , who has Just died In Atlanta , Go. , from the effects of a sunstroke received by him lost summer , v.as a son of Dr. llrown-Scqunrd , whoso "elixir of life" attracted so much atten tion a few years ago , He was born and educated In Paris , and was for some time connected with Ilellovuo hospital In New York City. The malicious editor of the London Truth cannot neo why Sir Kdwln Arnold should liuvo made a fuss because hU " ( Jiieon's Day" ode was used to Increase the attractiveness of certain ailvrrtlnemcnts of beef and beer , The latest president of tbo Iloyal Academy , ho declares , was "mado" by the employment of his picture "Hubbjcs" to spread the fame of a soap. Hit by bit the Immensely valuable rent estatu in Denver once owned by Senator Tabor has passed out of his possession , till now the only property standing In his name consists of slxtnen lots surrounding the fam ily homestead. This , too , will go to cred itors next week under a foreclosure. There are two mortgages on It , nmountlng , with Interest , to { 35,000 , and the house and land will hardly realize that amount. Not long ago Senator Tabor was ranked among Cole rado's richest men. but misfortunes of vari ous kind * have left him practically penni less. lll.ASTS PIIOM HAM'S HOHJf. To bo a lion , la to hnvo a lion' * onemlw. SiiftcrlnK otic n puts Into the human voice tone that seems dlvlno. The man who gives bolp to another , learns how boat to help himself. Ulessed are the meek. The rabbit sur- Vlvci , but the welt In Rone. SomelhlnR Is nuro to be accompll.hcd by the man who clicks to ono thing. A good man finds good wherever ho coot , bw.nuo the good In him brings out Rood la others. There Is probably ft tlmo In the life of every man , when his band almost louche * the philosopher's stone. ' There will bo no revival when the proplo can eee clear across the house that the preacher Isn't expecting much. The devil almost gains our consent to stay , when he proves that nobody else Is doing anything to make him go. 1DYI.S. Tuck : She Do you suppose his wlfs really supports him ? Hi'-l Judge so. Ho tolil mo ho didn't know wimt , real happiness mount until after he got married. . . ; 8ho wnn married to her third huslmnd. nud ti.y jmi , | mi n quarrel. . KP"I7' } ' ! ' how It would bo , William , " " ' flho snld. \ oii'ro us laii , MS the uthora. " v ' , cwiY.orl { News : She-Jfo. Oeorgo ; I llko you. but i can never be your wife. mlml > Thul' ° nro other , Ii'dlniinpoll.q Journal : Mrs. WaltB-They in"1' ' " . " , " " "I' " ' ! ? " ° f education , but t I d like to know In what way ? Mr * . PottM-Krom the wnv tbo men uct together nnd yell " .McKlnley" nml "llmm" nt each other for hours , I should say It was an education In voice culture. , I.nrpSi'.IJn'iY'\1 ! ! llon < l cnrp much ? ' , VVS i"111'1. Mr - Tlrr' ' " lp l-l > r ° f ! n Joint ilebalo with her huslmnd , "for nm di'tcrmlnpil to have tno lnnt word. " " "I am perfectly willing for you to have he last word. " replied .Mr. Tiff. "All I ask Is thnt you have It soon. " He-troll Tribune ; Heart _ AH ei.ntlv no " ! , " " , " , ' ' " ' > ' > ' lur fa her had ' " " "Takc llwm' l10 him. ' " ' . 't llp n"K"pr < > < ' . "ft without bitter "I suppose brnrl U all I get now. " Ilcrortl : . "Harry , before wo worn 'llainv ' ' " ' 1 ' " "aml y f ho I did. " u-iVmVlow 5'0V.RCt mml wll ( > T k - , ; . , n you wick. " B ° wlllloul lno llvu " 'Kills ' In the wck. Spffefy ? 1 > ri > ss : Arc you lscrnbl I ° " ' "avo to marr > ' him " to do . .Trlbunp : " > Tr8. Van Twitter Is , . such ! an orlqlnul creature. " f . ! JHVU 'I'1" ' ' ( llll > llc ( > " dolncr lately ? " "Collcetlntr .souvenir huthnnds ; Insldo of six months she has bad one from St. Lmil" . Wr "ml ° " ° ' from Sa" i Cleveland Leader : "How much did your 'loI'0'mlr ' ' ' tlu > "Hut you must remember that she not this at an unction. " Somprvlllp Journal : Chalrmnn Church Music Commit Ipp-Thp tenor told me ycster. Ji'.A11"1 JJlll ! > Ha.I'e . ' could get nn Ineroafo of $100 on nli Hilary next yrar. ho wouldn't Mini ; . What shall I toll him ? Deacon Jones-Tell him ho can whlstlt HHY.MnS OK T1IH TIMKS. Clinton Proliant In New York Sim. ' Words , words , words" HaniJet. Thus spake the wronged nnd melancholy Unne. nroo < llnp , distraught , with knitted brow bout low , Upon the lunged web of crime nnd woe , Wroth at the babble of an empty brain. And thorp has rung again and yet apaln. Since Hhakocpoaro wrought with such im passioned nlow , This s'ine : vexed outcry at the overflow Of ppereh , big-toned , voluminous. Inane ! Hut wo , froc-born 'ncath a hcnlKimnt ' ' . Wo who have east the ) > itisloil p.ist aside , Say. what have we to suffer or with stand ? Hearken , my brother , hear yo not how one , As shallow-brained as ho Is puffed with prhlf , OOPS m.idly mouthing up and down the land ? 099 IS TUB SATISFACTION OF A GOOD INVESTMENT. TIII3 KN.TOYMHNT OK TI1K THINGS THAT MONKY WILL WJY IS GUBATBU THAN THE MBIIB 1'OSSIJSSION OF TUB MONEY ITSBLF. AVE DON'T KNOW OF ANY 1H5T- TBIl WAY TO SI'ENI ) A FEW DOL LARS JUST NOW THAN IN A ME DIUM WEIC5HT OVBUCOAT OF TUB SORT THAT WE ARE SHOWING. NOTHING ADDS MOUE TO A MAN'S GOOD AI'I'EAHANOB THAN SUOII A COAT , IlESIDES THE HEAL COM- FOHT OF IT , AND NOWIIEIIB ELSE CAN ! SO MUCH STYLE AND FINE FINISH , COM1UNED WITH HONEST QUALITY IN A GARMENT , HE HAD AS OF THE LARGEST MANUFAC TURERS IN THE COUNTRY , NAMELY , 8. W. Cor. and Douglua Sts