8 THIS O tAIIA DAILY BE IB : S3SKTU11DAY. OOTO11ER 17. TRYING TO ROB UKCLESA1I Tliousands of Bogus Olaims Against tlo Government Investigated , HOW LOST LETTERS ARE TRACED Ilrcovrry of Monor Wliloli In < hr > .MnllN Tlir Pi J Iu * ( Sniniilc Indium-en of LJ , | FIcfllloiiN DriniliulH. i Ono of the Interesting branches of the J'OTt Office department is In the omco of the fourth assistant postmaster general , ol which Robert A. Maxwell of New York ( sometimes called "Smiling Hob" ) Is the licad. The office has been In existence only nix years. It has charge of the secret service of the Test Office department particularly , nnd the first man to hold the place was promoted meted from the position of chief of the sec ret service to be the postmaster Beneral'fl fourth assistant. Mr. Maxwell was his suc cessor. The most remarkable cases which thla secret service bureau has to handle every year , relates the Philadelphia Times , are the claims for money to the malls. There nro actually people silly enough to believe tha they inn send n empty envelope through the malls , nnd then by claiming to liave enclosed n sum of money In the en velope , persuade the government to Rive them that amount. Hundreds of cases like this come Into the hands of the post office Inspectors every year. In the first place. If these people had en closed the money In the envelope and It had been lost In transit , whether through acci dent or through theft , they could not re cover It. The government Is not like an ex press company. It docs not make good losses. It IB not even responsible for troubles caused by Jclay In delivering a letter , though tl-ls delay Is really the result of carelessness. A telegraph company which docs not exert due diligence nnd accuracy In delivering a message Is liable to you for damngea. So Is an express company which loses your property In transit or delivers It no unreasonably late that you suffer loss. Hut the government undertakes no responsi bility. If you Bend $50 In n registered 1ft- tcr nnd the letter Is lost or stolen or de stroyed In transit you have no redress. This Is not the law In other countries , nnd the J'ost Office department has recommended to congress the advisability of insuring the content * of registered letters. Congress has taken no action In the matter , 1 believe It has never considered It seriously. ONK WAY OP DISPUTING A BILL. Another class of ccses which ranks with the claims for loss of money In transit la quite as numerous. A great many people send loiters through this mall addressed to creditors. "I enclose $5 to pay your bill , " a woman will write to her dressmaker. She encloses the bill , but no money. When the dressmaker writes that the money was not received , nho will disclaim responsibility for the loss , which she will say occurred In the postoffico ; and she will refuse to pay the bill. Thcso cases are aggravating , hecauso they take up so much of the time of the jioitoffico Inspectors. The woman who re ceived the letter Is sure to make a com plaint , and one of the Inspectors must bo de tailed to Investigate. The Inspectors are detectives. They make Inquiries at the home of the woman who claimed to have made the rcml'tance. They Investigate her character. They ask her to prove by witnesses that she really enclosed the money as she claimed to have done. They arrive nt the truth In a surprising number of Instances. There arc many other cases which nro supposed to bo of the Game class , but In which noth ing can bo proved. In tlicso casca all the I'ostoffico department can do Is to say It la eorry. Of course It never offers to refund the money. The yostofrico Inspectors looked up more than 100,000 cases last year and more than half that number were cases of letters that had gene astray In the ordinary course of business or complaints about letters that had really not gene astray. The depart ment has to take the word of the complain ant every tlmo until the matter can bo in- veutlgnted. To every person who says a letter In which ho was Interested as sender or sendee has disappeared tha department sends a long printed form to bo filled out and then pciuls Inquiries to thu offices through which thu letter passed nnd tries to trace It. Of course. Individual letters In the ordinary mall cannot bo traced with much success , because there Is no way of identifying them among the millions of let ters handled every month. Hut it is remark able that nearly G.OOO registered letters nro jeported astray every year. The complain ants in about 2,000 cases tell of the dis appearance of the registered letter aud In about the same number claim Is made that the letter was rifled in transit. Then thcro arc complaints about delay , wrong delivery , etc. Lnst year , out of 4,501 cases Investi gated , thcro was no ground for complaint In 1.2S2. In 99S cases In which thcro was loss It was recovered through tho.dcnd let ter oOlco and through -sources outside of the department , and final loss was proved In only 852 cases. This Is not n big percentage. The depart ment handled 13,851.000 pieces of registered mall last year and the loss was only one In lfi.231 pieces , If your registered letter Is lost you may regard yourself as qulto dis tinguished you will bo ono In about 17,000. LOST MONEY HESTOUEU" The Postolllce department restored to Us owners last year ? S,941. The amount of COMMON PLAIN FOOD. II IH lli-Nt for Clill.lreu ur AilullM. Natural grains , meat and fruit will mnl i Rood blood It the digestive machinery of the body Is not interfered with , ' The blood when first made coca Into the arteries and Is of a bright red color. After It has been used somu In supplying the body , It Is carried Into the veins'and Is there a dark red or purple color. lilood contains the elements to nourish and build up' tlio body , mich as Iron , soda , lime , albumen etc. , etc. When the powers of the Momnch and Hit ; bowels are reduced by lack of vitality or by putting coffee and tea Into the stomach the processes which nature BOOS through with to change the food Into rich , red blood are eerlnusly Interfered with. If a man could BOO what a "wet blanket" ho put ovcf his hard working friend , the Etomach , by putting In coffer , whisky or to bacco , when It was honestly lolling mvay to du Its work well , lie would never repeat ttii > outrage und Injustice. U Is like striking ycui * friend a vicious blow wben he Is delv ing away for you with might and nuiln. Don't do It. One , feels more respect for himself when he acts the man and permits no form of abuse to btratiglc and spoil the liiMUtlfiil work being done for him In the human body. No sort ( if fun on earth le ' equal to the fun nf being thorouiihly well. If one wants a pungent piquant , hot drink for breakfast , lunch or dinner , It can bo ha 1 In Poattim , the health coffee. U U made wholly of graltiH by the I'listum Cereal com pany , limited , of tlattlc Creek , Mich. U can bo truly said. "It makes red blood. " It brows the dep eeal brown color of .Mocha ; It creams to the rich golden brown nf Java , nnd has an aroma and taste that makes a man thankful that hoincnno has at last made a combination of the grains that gives Hitch a delicious hot drink that one can rrndlly leave off the coffua which has been hurting more than one likes to think of. Medicines are poor crutches. The only safety U to tme food and drink that thu Ctvator Intended for man , and when this IK douo lluilUciuei and elck spells gradually disappear , Common HCIIXR Is quite uncommon c.xcept vlth those who glvu tlicninelvct ) a shaking now and then and look plainly at what they are doing. It a perion knoxvs coffee ilon't hurt him , let him Ktlck to It until It docs , then such people thoroughly appreci ate Postum. Grocers and dniKulnU testify tn Urge sales and the oteady usu of tliuo wlm once try II , Is evidence of Us tutlni ; ways. "Just as good" as I'Mtum Ccrc-ul arn wcrdx usrd to defraud the public. Kor sale by Adolpu Urowu , Courtney & Co. , Summer llroe. | money lout In the mnlU and restored to Its owners hnn gone an high na $21,365 In ono year. Much of thin money Is recovered from m nil thlcvcn , but thcro Is a system of dis ciplinary fining which makes n postal clerk who Is guilty of culpable negligence respon sible In part for the losses suffered through bin deduction. The Inspector nho ROCS out to Investigate thcso cases carries broad credentials from the postmaster general. Iney require not only that railroad and steamship lines and all other mall contractors shall carry him Tree , but that ho shall bo "respected and obeyed. " The canes theno men are called tu Investigate are not alone the disappear ance of mall matter , but complaint ! ) of Ir regularity In the odlccs of postmasters , the suinclency of bonds filed by postmastcra , robberies and burning of poHtoillccs , thefts from street mall boxes and pouches , the Improper UEC of the malls , the leasing of premises for poslolllco purposes and the rob- ticry of trains nnd state coaches. The country postmaster holds the post- odlce Inspector In great awe. H Is not to bo expected that every one of the 70,000 men who handle the mall for Uncle Bam will know the form of the credentials of an Inspector. There arc BO many otllclal Forms and blanks with which the postmaster has to familiarize himself that It taken a good force of clerks to keep the postmaster straight. In January of laot year a man walked Into1 the postmaster's onicc nt Nor ton Heights , on the Now Haven road , and presented n paper In a blue envelope pur porting to be the credentials of an Inspec tor. He said ho had been sent to examine the postmaster's accounts. The postmaster gave him possession of the books ot the office nnd all his paper and supplies. The visitor helped himself to a package of blank money orders and not long afterwards word began to come to the Postodlcu department from different parts of the country that money orders drawn nt Norton Heights were being presented. The postmaster In the meantime had notified the department at Washington nnd received word that no ono had been nuthorlrcd to visit his ofllcc or take the blanks. Other offices were notified not to honor orders drawn on these blanks and the swindler got only a/- few hundred dollars for his work. A SHINING MARK. In splto nf the efficiency of the secret service of the government , Uncle Sam has been always a shining mark for swindlers and thieves. The thieves break Into his postofllces and the swindlers counterfeit his postage stamps. Counterfeiting ot stamps , however , has not been common. It Is n remarkable fact that the only case of any Importance was the ono which oc curred In Chicago last year for which a Mrs. McMillan was sentenced to the peni tentiary for a jcar and a half. Stamps are too small game for the counterfeiter , and It Is much more difficult to dispose of them than It Is to pass counterfeit money of the same face valueIf It was not for the fact that big mercantile establishments sell stamps at a discount , and make legitimate this trade. It would be hardly possible to dispose of stolen or counterfeit stamps at all. Few people know that congress mode a law some years ago authorizing the post master general to sell stamps at a discount of G per cent. The postmaster general has not done this In many years , but the exist ence of that statute has been'an excuse for dealing In stamps at less than their face value , and this has made It possible for thieves to sell their plunder or counterfeit ers to dispose of their bogus wares. Post master Ocncral Wanamakcr wanted con gress to make n law prohibiting anyone selling stamps at ICFS than their face value. Such a law. If supplemented by a law au thorizing the redemption of stamps at n small discount , would make It possible for the big dry goods houses In New York and Chicago to get rid of the enormous quan tity ot stamps received with mall orders every year and would be an additional safe guard against burglary and counterfeiting. It seems to bo a very necessary precaution , for -1,761 postofllces have been burglarized In the past three years. ODD EXPERIENCES. The postolllco Inspectors have many odd and Interesting experiences. One of the chief foes of the Inspector Is the green goods man. As the green-goods swindle Is carried on chlclly through the malls , the business ot preventing or punishing this crime falls chiefly on the federal officers. For a long tlmo the business was carried on exclusively In New" " York and Its vicinity , and the head quarters ot tbo Inspectors having these special cases In charge was In that city. Hut two years ago an enterprising gang , becom ing disgusted with "reformed" New York , moved to California and established hcad- qtiarttrs at Sacramento and Oakland. This gang conceived a new way of carryjng on the business. Instead of mailing tlio-ftrgoa goods circulars and thus rendering tbciu- selves liable to the postal laws , th < * y nut fictitious addresses on the etlveldpcs .they used , stamped them , cancelled the stamps themselves , tore open the ends of the en velopes and then had these envelopes dropped In many places where they would likely bo nicked un by some pedestrian. Their Idea was that the passer-by would take the letter to bo ono which had been dropped by the receiver , that It would be plcke.l up and opened and that the finder would bo tempted to open up correspondence with the swindlers for the purchase of some of the supposed counterfeit or bogus money. The postofllco Inspectors took the matter right up. opened correspondence with the Kong and captured two of them In Oakland. They got eight months each. Other green- goods men were captured at Hlllsdale. Mich. Last May the famous "Jim" McNally and his gang were arrested In Chicago , and Mc Nally got n long sentence. Today the green goods business Is pretty well wiped out. In the running down of green goods men the Inspectors have done some very clever detcctlvo work. Last year on Inspector who had had some correspondence with a gang In Chicago went to that city In the gnlso of a farmer from Iowa. The operator wanted to know what kind of farming he was engaged In. Ho replied metaphorically. "Mostly hogs. " At the same time he displayed a fat purse , which probably did much to allay 8Usplclr.iifi. Thereupon the gang began to call him "Undo" and treated him with great consideration. As soon as the samples of tbo green goods were produced the Iowa "farmer" drew a revolver and backed to ward the door. He held the gang at the point of the revolver until assistance came. Many of the green goods men are located In the vicinity of Now York still and the secret service has to keep an eye on them. Its most effective weapon Is to obtain the names and addresses to which replies of vic tims arc to bo sent and to notify express nnd telegraph companies not to deliver any thing to these nddrtKscs. DISAOREEAllLC DUTIES. Every year the Inapcctqrs have to per form the disagreeable duty of arresting a great many -postmaster * and employes of postolllcea for bteallng from the malls. Last year the Inspectors arrested IRS postmas ters , 55 assistant postmasters clerks In postolllccs , 14 railway mall cleiks , 34 letter carrlerc. 49 mall carriers and 9 other1 minor employes. Many of these were discharged en preliminary examination and many were acquitted. The Inspectors have the employes of the poitofllces under ccr.btnnt surveil lance , nnd none of them Is so trusted as to be frco from It. Long nnd honorable service Is no guaranty that a clerk will not steal. There Is a man named Tufts now serving- term in Jollet , who entered the prntal serv ice soon after the close of the wnr and re mained In It until August 1. ISC * I. Ho was convicted of embezzling mall. In March of last > car a Washington letter carrier who had been In the service for twenty-five years was found with stolen letters In his poda'ts. A carrier who had been In the Yonkers post ofllco for twenty years had been stealing from the office all that lltae nnd was not convicted until last year. Hut the most remarkable Instance of dU- honesty In the employes ot the postofllcci developed In Boston In February , 1895. Major James McDcnough , tint assistant superin tendent of mulls In the Iloston omco , wac urrrHt'il at thkt tlmo and sentenced to five. yearn In the penitentiary for Bteallng from the msls. | He had entered the Doston olllco as a clerk In 1S4 ( ! and hud been made Mipeiintcnilcnt of carvlm In 1SS3. In ISSli ho was inailo assistant superintendent of malU. Hit und the direction of 200 carrleru and ho hail ucccts to nil the mall they han dled. He was a man on whom the pott olllco Inspector * had rolled , particularly In ( ho d'tcovery ' of dIMwnftty In cleika und carrloni. He had un excellent war record nnd liU standing In the community was of the I ) cM , It the Inspectors had had any fullh In hnniM ) nature before It was de- strojcd by tltctr expeilcnco in the Mc-Don- tfUO.OO Illllr Mutlri'HNrx for tfrJ.K ) . lH EhhcrieK'e special ton-days' sale , lull forty-two pounds ; beet quality ticking. PLAIN TAELS FROM CATHAY Funny Stories of China's ' Trials with Silver Money ! DUMPING GROUND FOR CUPPED COIN White .Mi-till from All Over the World Ulilonilt'il Tlu-rc , mill ( lie Pour .MtiNt UKIinnd'l- Pay Die I'liu-r. Dr. Rdwird Dcdlce , ex-consul of Amoy , China , nnd who has had large experience In an opportunity for the study of economic conditions In China , India , Japan and Egypt , Is spending several dajs In Washington. Ho Is known In the State department as one of the ablest contributors during his con sular service to the reports relating to trade and economic condlttone which that depart ment has for years been publishing for the benefit of commerce. Dr. Dedloo Is an earnest opponent of silver monometallism , lie declares that the free coinage of silver by the United States means nothing else , and ha Insists that the experience of the civilized world , as well as conditions exist ing In the Orient , offer every argument against such a change In our monetary standard. Dr. Ilcdloc ald In an Interview with Major Carson , Washington correspond ent of the Philadelphia Ledger. "Theoretical discussions are never as good as practical demonstrations. China 1ms been a silver country from time Immemorial. Its trade transactions arc measured In tacls. A 'tad' Is about equivalent of ono troy ounce. Where we eay that a coin shall con- ' 'tain no many grains of pure silver and the remainder shall be alloy , the Chinese sys tem Is based upon Just so many grains of the pure metal. What Is the result of this system after centuries of use ? First , there Is no coinage. They have tried It , but the rise and fall hi the value of silver has made the coins of different value from time to time. They , therefore , accept all coins and make none cf their own. MONIiY I1Y WEIGHT. "They also accept as currency slugs , Ingots gets , end bars of the whlto metal , and meas ure them tu what corresponds to ounces and pennyweights. The value of silver coins depends partly upon their weight and partly upon their fineness that Is , the amount of pure silver contained In the coins. The standard coin of the country the coin In which accounts arc kept Is the Spanish del lar. Strange as It may seem , the Spanish dollar Is us rare In that part of the world as a $3 gold piece Is In this country. Its weight and fineness have caused It to be bought up by jewelers and put Into the melting pot. Next to that Is the American trade dollar , which Is to bo found In every part of the Chinese empire. The com monest coin Is the Mexican dollar , of which there must bo several hundred million In use In China. licsldcs these there arc Pe ruvian sols , sucrcs of Ecuador , pesos of Co lombia , bollvlanas of Uollva , Japanese yens. Canton dollars , Indian rupees. Central Atner- can pesos , English crowns , half crowns and shillings , and French , German , Spanish , and American subsidiary coinage. None of these coins pass for their face value. Every coin Is weighed , and , to prevent counter feiting , Is tested , not with acid , but with a hammer and anvil. A good silver coin stands this tough treatment , and becomes bent Into a rounded or conical shape called a chop dollar. Most counterfeits under this treatment crock or even break to pieces. "Tho result Is that nearly all coins In the cast nro chopped and disfigured. Out of 100 silver dollars you get at the bank at least ninety-five are chopped , and range In ap- pcaranco from the shape of a watch crystal to that of a sharp cone. In making de posits nearly everything becomes fractional. You send to the bank what you think Is $100 , and the banker , money changer , or merchant flnds lt Is worth $98 and a fraction , or $99 and n fraction. In similar fashion the unfortunate - fortunate worklngman Is always deprived of a small part of his wages. In that coun try ho gets front $2 to $6 per month , and Is paid In chop Mexican or chop trade dollars , which arc really from 1 to 10 per cent below par. VARIATIONS IN VALUE. "On n--cunnt of the variations In value of the nlilto metal , although It Is tha nominal legal standard of values , It Is really moas- uied In terms of little brass and copper coins called 'cash. ' One thousand of these are supposed to make a normal dollar , but they vary almost from day to day. When silver goes up In price , say 10 per cent , a dollar Is worth $1,100 cash. When It goes down In value It Is worth as low as $900 cash. It Is very much as If our government should coin or stamp these copper disks to represent mills. Thcso mills would bo the real monetary unit of our country , Just as the 'cash' Is the real unit of 400,000,000 of human beings In China. On ( his basis our sliver dollar today , we will say , Is worth 100 cents or 1,000 mills. Frco coinage of silver at the existing Intrinsic value of the white metal , say 53 cents to a dollar , would change Its value In mills from 1,000 to only C30. "On ono occasion our consulate at Amoy had to oversee the payment of $15.000 In a litigation In that part of China. The payers gave notice ferty-elght hours In advance and the payees engaged special accountants to receive the money. On the appointed day and hour the money was delivered. It was brougr-t In bags like potatoes , each bag weighing about fifty pounds and car ried by two men. There were nineteen bags of silver , thirty-eight carriers , five guards , ono secretary and one tallyman. The bags were deposited In the pay room , or silver room , and the carriers then re- tlied. The secretary and guards then opened one bag and poured Its contents Into a great scale. It was welgncd care fully and the weight recorded by the sec retary and the receiving teller. The lat- ter's clerks then went over every pleco of metal , throwing out those which were ques tionable or of a very low standard of quality. This was done with the nineteen bags suc cessively and took nearly two hours. At the end of that t'me ' the account Was found correct , with the exception of eight ounces and three pennyweights of material which had been rejected by the counters. There was a quarrel over this , which resulted In the receiving teller accepting ono-half. The beciftary then made good the other half , securing a receipt from the teller , and went away. This closed the transaction , whirl ) In our own laml , or In any other land upon a gold basis , would have been done In a few minutes with a piece of paper in the form of a check or draft , or In ten minutes If It had been In gold coin , and would not have required more than a man and a small boy to accompany him. THE HIRED MAN CAHTS THE CASH. "When you go out shopping In that coun-- .try you trust have with you twenty or twonty.-flvo pounds of sliver and five or six pounds of copper 'cash. ' These are usually carried by your man servant , who , In many Instances , gives bonds before ho Is Intrusted with anything of value by an employer , In every largo store the bulk of the silver ren ders a safe of no UHO and necessitates the setting aside of a great sliver room , with Ecalt'H and special clerks and guards. "Hanks In the far east and great mercan tile houses have storerooms or sliver rooms frequently 20 by 30 fcot In size , and a force of clerks and guards of from ten to thirty to take charge of the treasure. The wear and tear of silver Is hardly notlccablo In our country , but out there In the far cast , where It U the sole currency , It Is a very Important Item. The sulphur which Is con tained In ordinary Illuminating gas , or oven from kcroscnso lamps. In wood burning and coal , attacks thu whlto metal and. forms a thin coating of the black uilpluirot. which rubs off or In knocked off njthe shaking of tha coin , The contluuul-'handlltig and rubbing of coin against coin wears the metal away , while the 'chopping' or testing Invariably removes small fragments of the metal. A dollar pleco In active circulation loeeit weight at the rate of a cent a year , and after the first year , ! f not In the begin ning , la weighed and treated as mere bul lion. . "In moving coin from the bunking ecu- tetb to the agricultural districts , which occur ? In the fur cast the BH.IIC us It docs In our own country , thu freight nnd Insur ants lire very heavy ami have to ! > t > paid , of countby the pcoplo who want the money -Hint IB , the poor farmer who Is selling his rrop. Ho pays a commission , which frequently runtus high an 10 per rnnt , and Miraetlmcu reach 20 per cent , Tlic smaller hU crop und the greater hit distance from the money centeis the larger the amount ho pays. In our cmnreountry the money centers nro no morn 'numerous ' than In China , and yet It seldom costs more than n quarter of 1 per centito transfer $1,000,000 from New York to ICxukas or the Dakotos. If It were silver to -transported It would require 02,600 pounds * of the metal for every $1,000.000 $ worth mf silver , or thirty- ono tons. This wotild-itx six five-ton freight cars , and at ordinary .freight rotes would cost a handsome fortune , not to speak of the wagrs of guards ; toi protect the silver on Its journey. "Tho best currency 1s'tlint which gives the least trouble and costsi the least to use. An exclusive silver currency Is the most troublesome , the most wasteful , and the costliest currency there Is upon the face of the globe. " Ilargaln matlneo at the Crelghton today at 2:30. : Otis Bklnner In "The Lady of Lyons. " Entire balcony , 2Gc ; . lower floor , COc. The German Republican club will go to Mlllard Sunday , Oct. ISlh. at 8:30 : a. m. The farmers of McArdle , Mlllard and Chicago preelnets and of Sarpy county. bave l > ccn In vited to Join In this rally. Hon. E , J. Cor nish will bo the speaker of the day. So nir nf ( | , e llnrKiiliix. $70.00 fine oak folding bed for $30.00. $150.00 solid mahogany extension table for $ CS.OO. $25.00 oak extension table , $11.00. $5.00 white enamel beds , all sizes , $2.50. $05.00 all brass bed for $33.00. $40.00 china case , $18.00. S110.00 4-plcce parlor suit , $33.00. $40.00 couch , $15.00. Charles Shiverlck & Co. , special ten days' sale. Johnson Dros. . nard coal. J9. All IllKlit. " The above Is the farmer's verdict. Oats ! Oats ! Oats ! Corn ! Corn ! Corn ! Sugar beets , chicory , and vegetables of all kinds. 'Never did l.inil produce tnoro abundant crops than those of this season. Seeing Is believing , and all homo seekers who have tired ot paying rent or wish a change to cheaper ( but not poorer ) land In a state where climate Is all that could bo asked , should see Nebraska's soil and crops. The Fremont , Elkhorn & Missouri Valley railway Northwestern line traverses the best portions ot the state and 'are offering most favorable rates to enable homo seekers from other states to see Nebraska. Ask any railroad agent for a cheap round trip ticket on October 20. For further Information and particulars as to rates , etc. , write J. II. Gable. TravelIng - Ing Passenger agent , P. E. & M. V. It. II. , DCS Molnes , la. , cr the undersigned. J. R. nUCHANAN. General Passenger Agent. Room r.8 , U. S. National bank building , Omaha , Neb. More TrnliiN Arc In Sorvlcc Between Chicago , Toledo , Cleveland , Huf- falo , New York , Boston and Intermediate points via the Lake Shore & Michigan Southern railway than any other line from Chicago. For those who have an eastern trip In contemplation copy of latest folder contains much Information of Interest. U will bo sent on application to B. P. Humph rey. T. P. A. , Kansas City , Mo. , or C. K. Wllbcr , A. G. P. A. , Chicago. Bargain matlneo at the Crelghton today at 2:30. : Otis Skinner- "The Lady of Lyons. " Entire balcony , 25c ; lower floor , 50c. When You Oo ICilHt On the Burlington's "Vcstlbuled Flyer" you should reserve your berth as far In advance as possible- . The "Flyer" has stepping car accommo dations for more than 100 passengers , but If you want a "lower berth In the center of the car" the earlier you make your res ervation the more- likely you arc to get what you want. Leaves Omaha 5:00 p. m. Arrives Chicago 8:20 : a. m. Tickets -at 1502 Fornam street. ' ! rnlu. of Clio CHICAGO MILWAUKEE & ST. PAUL RY. Best service , EIJECTIUC LIGHTS , Dining car. City ofiicr. 1504 Faranm. Bargain matinee1 at the Crelghton today at 2:30. : Otis Skinner In "Tho Lady of Lyons. " Entire balcony , 25c ; lower door , 50c. . _ _ HOW TO MVB LONG. HulcN I.M Id for ArciiiiiulntliiK a Snr- ItliiH nf YenrN. Prof , F. M , Heath lays down In Popular Science the following practical rules : Fix deeply In mind the grand truth that life power rules the body , and that It alone can cure disease. Life power lives upon air , water and food only ; all clso Is hurtful. Make cleanliness your motto , and watch against filth In both house and grounds. Few starve for food , but many for air. Breathe deeply 100 times dally. Wear no tight clothing. Above all , ventilate your sleeping room. Uuware of gluttonIf the appetite Is dull , eat fruit only , or eat nothing. Use no fiery condiments , but live chiefly on natural grains , vegetables and fruits. Never ask your stomach to chow your food employ your teeth. Adorn your table not only with viands , but with flowers and smiles and kindly words. Deformity Is not awkwardness only , but danger. A high chest will give freedom to breathing and digestion , and help to cure many diseases. Shun stimulant * 2nd drugs as you do pestilence. For tea and coffee , drink Lot water ; and In Illness let the same magic fluid bo your physic. Thick blood causes colds nnd countless other diseases. Keep the lungs active by deep breathing , the skin by baths and fric tion , the kidneys by free drafts of warm water , the bowels by correct eating , and the blood will be pure. Spend part ot each day In muscular work , part In study , and part In good deeds to men and In the worship of God. CHICAGO - \OUTmVlJSTnrtA. . Hullivny Operates two through superbly equipped trains EVERY day In , the year. TUB OVERLAND LIMITED AND OMAHA-CHICAGO SPECIAL. DEPART. ARRIVE. OMAHA , 4:45 : p. ra. CHICAGO , 7:45 : a. m. OMAHA. 6:30 : p. ra. CHICAGO , 3:30 : a. m. CITY TICKET OEPICE , 1401 R. R. RITCHID , FARNAM ST. OBN. AGENT. CATCHING COM ) . Not n IJllIU'iiU J-i.li If You Ar in I'rnitr 'Condition. A person In good health , with fair play , easily resists cold , , ' says the London Lancet. But when the health flags a little and liberties are taken with the stomacher or the nervous system a chill Is easily taken , and , according to the weak spot of the Individual , assumes the form of a colder or pneumonia , or , I til may be , jaundice. Of all causes ot "cold'fi probably fatigue Is ono of tbo most flliclcnU A Jaded man coming homo at night from A long day's work , a growing youth losing two hours' sleep over evening parties two or three times a week , or a young lady "doing the season , " young children overfed and with short allowances of sleep , are common Instances of tha vic tims of "cold. " Luxury Is favorable to chill taking ; very hot rooms , feather beds , soft chairs crcato a sensitiveness that leads to catarrh. It Is not , after all , the "cold" that Is so much to bo feared as the ante cedent conditions that glvo the attack a chance of doing harm. 8omo of the worst "colds" happen to those who do not leave their hous-id or vven their beds , and those who are most Invulnerable nro often those who are most oxpatcd to changes of tern- pcrattuo , and who by good sleep , cold bathIng - Ing and regular habits preserve thu tone of bo nervous nyutem and circulation. DIIOII. VAMQUET Mnry J. died nt Washing ton , D. C. , Monday. October 12. JSM. His- ter of F , H. Woodrow nnd Mrs. 13. L. ArniHtront' . Kunerul Birturdiiy , October 17 , U90 , at 2 V. m. , from V19 N , 25th uvc. ORCHARD & WILIIELM'S ' SALE The Great Prico-Ectlno'n j Sale of the Cca- eon in Full Blast. ' DRAPERIES GET THE CUT SATURDAY Tlic Kiirnltnrc nml Cnriu-tx Cut nuil Cu ( to Keen tlu > Croitilx Coining ( o the ( irrutVNt ClfiirlitK Siilc Ill-Ill III Olllllllll. . Many of the bargains quoted hero for Saturday's trade- are In small lots , and will not last till noon. You will nce < l to come early If you want some of them. Tlilrty-al/ pairs of real Irish point lace curtains at $3.48 , means that If you want n pair you must come doun town and let the dishes stand. We are full ot l/argalns for Saturday. Double- face < l tapestries for portlcrs with out lining , new goods , bought this season to sell for $1.00 a yard , YOUR CHOICE CSC. 20c double knotted rug fringe , all colors , lOc. lOc.lOc lOc double head rug fringe , 5c. Cotton edging fringe for muslins , only 5n 40c to 50c silk drapery fringe , S2c. Heavy 3C inch floor denims , was 30c now 20c. 20c.All All colors In genuine French corduroy that never Gold for less than $1.25 , Saturday DSc. DSc.Only Only 25 pairs of olive , gold and red chenille curtains at Jl.SS n pair. 3G pairs real Irish point lace curtains , $2.48 , C pairs $12 Scotch uiadraa curtains $5.00 . \ pair. pair.Only Only 3 pairs left of the Harness muslin curtains In whlto and gold , usual price $8.50 , now $ t.CO. 25c muslin by the yard , ISc. 25c fish net by the yard , 15c , ORCHARD & WILHELM CARPET CO. . 1414-141C-1418 Douglas St. Bargain matlneo at the Crelghton today at 2:30. : Otis Skinner in "Tho Lady of Lyons. " Entire balcony , 25c ; lower floor , GOc. There will bo no missionary meeting In thu First Presbyterian church on Satur day at 3 p. m. , as Miss Doty will not ar rive In the city until 5 p. ra. Comfort to Callfnrnlii. Yes , and economy , too. If you patronize the Burllngton'a Personally Conducted oncc- a-weck excursions , which leave Omalm every Thursday morning. No change ot cars Omaha to San Fran cisco and Los Angeles. Second-claw tickets accepted. Call at ticket office , 1502 Farnam street , and get full Information or write to J. Francis , General Passenger Agent , Omaha , Neb. YHAH FOItAGUIlS. Giirllrld'H XrlKliIiors Siiltcil ] | | N Or- oluiril to. Try to .Save HU Appli-N. "Tho experience of the good pcoplo of Can ton , 0. , and of Major McKlnlcy in this cam paign remind me very much of n similar ex perience In the little village of Mentor In 18SO when General Garflcld was the repub lican candidate for the presidency , ' said a woman to a representative ot the New York Sun. "I was a near neighbor of the Gar- fields the yeir the general ran for president and I saw all the demonstrations attendant on the visits of delegations to their hoim and all the devastation wrought by the bands of relic hunters ot which the delegatlonc were mostly composed. The two railroads which pass through.Mentor cut thil Garfleld farm. Temporary stations were built on th. farm for the accommodation of pilgrims Day after day the train would drop oft hun dreds and frequently thousanda of curious persons who were bound to ECO the cam ) I date. It was not long before the little path Iroin the railroad stations became a broad thoroughfare entirely denuded of vegetation The relic hunters began their work of steal ing thu flowers and plants from the flower beds. When these were all gone tbo treet and shrubbery were attacked foi souvenirs. Then a raid was made on the cornfield. First to go was the sweet corn , which the general had hoped to have for table use. Then followed the common field variety as it matured. Sticks and stones were carried away , nnd pieces of the fences and the buildings even were taken. Ono of the most popular relics with visitors was an apple from the Garfleld orchard. Apples were very plentiful that year , nnd General Garflcld had an orchard of trees well laden with fruit. Every apple ho had was car ried off by bis visitors , and I venture to say that there are In the land , kept as precious mementoes of that campaign , thou sands upon thousands of dried and withered apples stuck full of cloves to preserve them. The owners of these relics do not know that most of them did not grow on the Garflcld place. The neighbors of the general had to come to his rescue from this Invading army of petty thieves , and they found a way to help him when they learned that the visit ors had turned their attention to tbo or chard. Every night the neighbors would drive around to the general's orchard and dump wagon load on wagon load of apples beneath hta trees. H did not seem to mat ter to the rello hunters that there were a dozen different varieties of applies under ono tree , and that none ot them was the sort the tree produced ; they grabbed at the chance to get "n apple and take it away as a reminder of the visit. By 'salting' the Garflcld place with relics the general's neighbors and friends think they prevented his house from being carried away piece meal. " _ Tin' WhlNtH-r. Ho was whistling and she didn't like It. "I wish , " she said , "when you are walkIng - Ing with me you wouldn't whistle. It Is ex tremely rude. " "I am whistling for the want of thought , " ho replied , with evident Intent to bo very crushing. "If that's what It's for , " she remarked , "I think I may say , without fear of successful contradiction by any ono who known you , tha * you don't have to. " Then ho stopped. A SCiltlYi ! Diiflc. Plttsburg Chronicle : "Your majesty , " said thu steward of the cannibal king to his au gust master , "In the pockets ot our captive wo found a letter , presumably from his sweetheart. In which ho la culled a "duck. " "A duck , Is ho ? " replied the king. "Good enough ! Wo will have him for dinner. Poul try has been scarce In this neighborhood for a long time. Don't forget tbo onion stuff ing. " ' AH IlliiHlrnUoii. Washington Star : "There's lots o" mln , " said Mr. Hafferty , "thot athraets a gred deal av attention wlddout much that's substan tial ty show fur it. " "Throuo fur ycz , " replied Mr. Dolan. "The lightest man runs up tbo ladder fastest. But It do bo the wan that brings a bed o' bricks wld 'ini thot r'aly counts. " Awarded Highest Honors World's Fair. E2 > IN PERFECT MADE. A pure Grape Cream of Tartar Powder. Free fiom Ammonia , Alum or any other ailultcitnt 40 Years the Standard * lice , October 1C , 1SS8. A Rare Snap. Balance of Our Light Weiglit Over coats at half. Only Young Men's Sizes , $7,00 Coats for $3.50. Here's a chance to get a light weight ovcrco.it for very little cash. We have less than 50 on hand , all tel I. Twenty of these y.ou can have Saturday at $3.50 each , an I the others at different figures not higher than $ < ) for any fall coat in the house. The only reason we make this sweeping reduction is the sizes we don't want arcjsmail to canv them over we can't duplicate tlic regnl.ir sizes and we want to get them out of the way by Saturday night There arc cheviots , cassi- meres , serges , fancy twills , clay "worsteds and fancy English weaves , and the colors run from very Hunt to plain black. These are the same garments we have sold all the season when the sixes were complete , and the original prices were from $7 to $15. They run from 32 to 3 < l inches bust measure and if you get a fit you get a "snap" that's all , New prices on Gloves , Furnishings , No tions. Silks and Dress Goods. We sell the Butterick Patterns. Grocery and Provision Bargains. Special Sale of Ladies7 Kid Gloves , The greatest fiOc Kid Glove ever shown In this city. Gloxcd worm $1.00 to $1.CO per pair , all go at 60c. Sale commences Saturday morning. Special Sale Underwear. M)0 ) dozen men's Fleeced Shirts and Draw ers , only 35c each ; worth COc. Men's heavy Merino Sox , 12V c per pair ; worth l5c. ! 1 case of ladles' uoivy Fleeced Vests and Pants , worth COc each , at 25c. Special for Saturday in Silks BOO remnants velvets In all colors except blacks. These are ends riming from U to % yards , and the price for Saturday morn- liiK. 8:30 : to 9:30 : , will bo 5c for the piece. 25 pieces lining satin Saturday , 10c. 100 pieces silk velvet , In colors only , 2Gc. Dress Goods CO pieces Novelty Dress Goods , 3C , 38 and 40 Inches wide , Roods actually worth 2Gc. 29c , 39c and 48c , Saturday for 19c. 10 pieces black Serge , full OS-Inches wldo and strictly all wool. Saturday lie. 2i pieces Chameleon Dress Goods In all the different weaves and colorings , Satur day 12c. Black Dress Goods 4C-lnch Trench serge , Saturday 20c. These are Imported French cloth , and strictly all wool. P. S. Do not fall to see our Novelty line of Dress Goods at COc. The assortment Is simply Immense , wo have over 250 different styles to show. Handkerchief Sole 1 lot pure linen handkerchiefs , 5c. 1 lot fancy lace corner Initial handker chiefs , Cc. 1 lot handvcmbroldcrcd Initial handker chiefs , Cc. Spool cotton , 2 for Ic. 25o hair brushes , ICc. Notice Wo have made a change In our fancy goods department and have secured th services of one of the finest fancy nccdlo workers In the country and will glvo frco lessons d.illy. 3 to 4 p. m. We're giving away Bilk floss books with every two dozen purchased. Stamped Linen Specials. Stomped center pieces at 3c , Cc , lOc and ICc each. From 2 to 6 p. m. Saturday Ladles' and misses' Tarn O'Shanters , nil colors , for 35c , they cost COc to 75c else where. Also a very complete line at GOc , TCc and $1.00. We cave you COc on the dollar from millinery store prices. Tills line Is on second floor In connection with the men's hat department , In which wo have some money savers for the inassef on Saturday. Remember the day and hour. It's a Bargain. Wo will sell 25 pounds of the best Granulated Sugar for $1.00 And 30 pounds of extra C Sugar for.$1.00 Also 10 bars best Laundry Soap 25o 3-pound can best Packed Tomatoes. . . . G',4o 2-pound cans Whlto Sugar Corn. . . . . . . Co 2-pound package Breakfast Oatmeal , 4c. High grade Mocha nnd Java , 30c. Best Golden Rio , best grown , 25c. | Cereal Coffee , lOc. Provisions Attend the greatest Bargain Day ever held on Saturday pt THE CHEAT TRANS-MIS SISSIPPI HEADQUARTERS. A big butter and rgg day. A big cheese day. ' ' A glgnatlc meat and Inrd sale. A calo on crackers that discounts any Iircvloim one. A fruit and flfch day. Wo again say to you to lay In your supply of provisions before they go up , and hero Is thu place to rave your money on all kinds , HAYDBN BROS. HOME OF BARGAINS. "A STITCH IN TIME , etc. As soon na you know your tooth IB decayed consult TIM : Dentist attention glvon to fllllnff teeth. THIRD FLOOR PAXTON BLOCK. 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