I.j n THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , SEPTEMBER 27 , 1800. > Tim OMAIIA SITND\Y B. R08KWATK15. Editor. KVKTIT MOHNINO. TKII.M9 OV SUUSCHIl'TION. Palljr 1 > ( Without Sunday ) Ono YCA : . . . . * S 00 nnlly life and SunJay , Ona Year 1000 UK Months S W Thrr * Months. JM Btinfl ) r HotOn * Year z 00 Hnturdnr Hro. Onf Ynr 1 > .Weekly Jlf , One Ymr & OFI'tCKSj Omnhn , The lien Riill'llng. ' Bontlt Omnlm. Hinder Hlk. , Cnr. M find 34th fitn. Council IllnlTfi , IP North Main Street , fhlcnro omi-f. 317 Chnmlwr of Commerce. New York , llooim 13 , 14 and 13 , Tribune lMg. ! Washington , 1407 K Street , N. W. COIlUiSl'ONIKNCE. All communlcntlons rclnllnc to new * and wll- torlnl matter ihnuld be mlilruared : To the JIditor. nUHINKSH I.KTTKnS. All ImnlncM Ipllcrs and remlttanccii shoulil l > e niMtrnxcil to The Dee I'ubllnliInK Company. Omaha. Draft * , checks nnd postolllcc onlfia to Iw made imynble lo the nnlpr lf the company. TUB HBK riTIIMSIIIKO COMl'ANV. BTATI2MKNT Ol' ntatc of Nelirnnka , I liinmlnK County. | . , - . , . , i . Hi-irge II. TiKchnck. * pcrotftry of The nee t'ub. llnlilnK company , being ilul ) sworn , unyii that the nc'iml numlr of full and comil | t copies or the Jally , Morning , Rvciilne nnd Hum1a > Dec prlnlea . during tlio monlli of Augunt. I8.W , wni us follo Net tun , Sworn to liefnrp mn and BUl ) . crilie l In my presence thli 1st ilny of September , l 0 i. < Senl- ' ' Now look out for tliu innu with tlic foot bull luilr. Ni'braaltn'snxo \ \ wit llHli 1ms mic- citinliod to tininuvitalili' , hut NohrusUii'M lirlau llwli storlfs are bound to niul live forever. Lincoln cltl/.L-ns nrc srowinj ; envious of tliu people of Canton , who are roanlni ; liiclilcntnl bi'iii'llts from tin- location of a poiinlnr yrcaliluntlnl iniiUltitc In their city. _ No man ovi-r built up his business by tcarlns down ills own crc'tllt. No nation cnn ustabllsli its Indnstrlal sntiromacy by unilcrininlnj ; pnlilic confltlunoc and destroying national credit. Senator Klkins promises AVest Vi to McKinley by from 10X)0 ( ) to l.r > ,0)0 ( majority and tlio West Virginia senator never mnkes promises that ho Is not morally certain to cany out. The Bryan club at the State university denounces the Yale students for disturb- ItiK Bryan , but it said not a word about the Bryan moboerats of Lincoln tuirt Omaha who Interrupted the Cockran Coliseum meetlni ; . If tills keeps up , the railroads will not be able to run enough special trains Into Canton to accommodate the dally lucrcusluK number of political plljriin- Kos to the home of the republican candidate for the presidency. MeKlnley's tribute to tlio administra tion of President Harrison as stroiif : , wise , patriotic , American and with few parallels In history is the tribute oC thy next ureat republican president to the work of the last grout republican presi dent. Do the powers of the hypnotist extend to mnkhig his subject vote us the hypnotist directs ? If so , we would have a new and Insidious menace to the 1'ivo- dom of the franchise. This is some thing for our physicians and scientists to investigate. The only thing that l.s "coercing" the labor vote Into line for McKinley Is tut- realization on the part of the laborei that lie has everything to gain by a restoration of protection and reciprocity and every tiling to lose by the Introduc tion of a 50-cent wage-paying dollar. The dermaii-American voters of tills country have sound money tnulltluins from which they would not break nway if they could. The very Idea of trying to pay a debt with money of less pur chasing power than was borrowed Is repugnant to the German mind. "With honesty ingrained In them , the Oernian- Amerlcans can see nothing to harmonize their interests with depreciated dollars. The original Korsythe letter forgery was dated from ill ! Wail street , there being of course no such number. In transit nmong the Bryan organs tlio date line was changed to 11 Wall street , HO as to make the fake more plausible. AH printed In Bryan's personal organ , the Omaha World-IIernhl , of course the forgery appeared with the date line garbled. And now that good Itryan organ , the fit Louis Hepubllc , asserts that "Mr. Bryan's chances of carrying New York have not been lessened by the Timelier trouble. " This Is one instance where a silver paper ban unwittingly told the truth. Mr. Bryan never had any chances of carrying New York and nothing that could happen therefore could subtract from what already was iiaught. The state of Nebraska is a creditor more than It is a debtor. The outsland- Ing bonded debt of the state would only a fraction of the securities it as Investments of various state Hindu. Cut tlie value of bonded Investments b > depredating ( lie money In which pi'lir < ; Ipal and Interest Is paid and the state will ilnd Itself a direct loser to the ex- lent of hundreds of thousands of dollars. One by one the men who gave tlu > longlas county bar eminence through out tlio west in the early days are puna- ing away. They came as pioneers to lilazu the way for later generations of men , and tlio trials endured , tliu strug gles ( hut fell to their lot , are unknown to the majority of lawyers In Omnhn today. They were men of sterling' qual ities , us u rule , who might have attained high rank In any calling. Tholr places atlll remain vacant nnd It Is not easy to eay whether tliu bar of Omaha will ever number uieu. worthy to nuccted thwu. MAKIXU JUOAKV HCA11CK. One of the fictions which Wllllnm Jennings Brynn Is constantly repeating on Ills tour through "the enemy's coun try" Is that there is n conspiracy nmong the moneyed men of the world to make money dear by making It scarce. And there are millions of people credulous enough to bellevo that such a con spiracy actually exists. If these peoph would only apply the same horse sense to the question of flnanco that they apply lo evcry-day matters they would not nllow themselves lo be thus de ceived. Who Is it that controls the source of money ? Who owns the mines that yield the precious metals from which money Is ruined ? Who owns the great gold mines of the world ? Tlu1 same men who are charged with conspiring to mnke money scarce. 1C these men really want lo mnke money scarce why nre they operating the gold mines of Africa , Australia and America to tlicit fullest capacity ? From 1SIH ) to lSt ! ) ) the output of these gold mines aggre gated over ? .Sjr. , < ) M , < M > l ) , or ! ? 1S < U > WOIH ) > more tliiin was produced by the placer mines of California In twelve years from ISIS to 18(50 ( , the years of the greatest gold production In the world's history up to that period. The gold product for the year 1S)0 ! ) will reach ? liir.XX,0 ( ) ( ) ( ) . The total product of all the gold and silver mines of the world in 18Tt : was only ! ? 17d.ooi > , ( > < x ) , or ! ? : ) , - ( KjMOO ( ) less than the gold product alone of this year. Yet we are told that there Is u conspiracy by the Koths- childs and what Is called the money power to make money scarce. As If II stood to reason that the men who could close the gold mines and thereby slop the Increase of gold coinage if they wanted to make money scarce , would from year to year invest more money In gold mini's and work these mines without interruption. The whole cry of u conspiracy to make money dear Is baseless. The fact is thut the price of money repre sented by the rale of Interest exuded for Its use bus been growing eheapei yearly. In 18(54 ( the average market rate of Interest In London was 7 pel cent ; in 1S7-1 It was : % per cent ; in ISSi it was 2 : t-5 per cent ; in ISill it had gone down to 1 per cent and in 18 ! > r > money was loaned in London at four-llfths of 1 per cent. If money is being made scarce to make it dearer , why did the money power , if there Is such a thing , permit the interest rate ' in London to be beaten down from 7 per cent In 180-1 to 1 per cent In 18t ! ) ? The fact that commodities are choapei than they formerly were cuts no figure with the money lender. The money lender never buys commodities. lie loans money solely for the Interest he gets for its use nnd he reinvests both principal and interest. If the purchas ing power of money as measured by commodities Increases , it increases in the hands of the borrower. UKIIMA NY'S 11XAMPLK. It was the statesmanship of Bismarck that gave ( Jermany the protective policy , under which the empire has steadily ad vanced in wealth and expanded its do mestic and foreign commerce. Thirteen years ago agriculture was the occupa tion of a majority of the people , whereas now the majority are engaged In mining , metallurgy and manufactur ing. While there has been no mati-rial change in the number of those engaged in agriculture , the increase of the num ber in other industries has been large , showing that nearly all of the growth of population In those years Is employed In other pursuits than agriculture. Un doubtedly the agrarian depression in Germany has hail something to do witn this , but the fact remains that the pro tective policy has been in the highest degree beneficial to the empire and It Is perfectly obvious that without it the agricultural condition would be far more serious than it Is. With a protective tarilT and a thorough system of indus trial instruction the manufactures of Germany have been wonderfully de veloped and tills has supplied a home market for the agricultural produce ! s which they would not otherwise have had. If Germany had not built up her manufacturing and mining industries by means of protection the number of her people engaged in agriculture would be much larger than It Is and the depres sion of that Interest much greater. There could have been no such growth In trade and in national wealth as hu : < been realized and Germany would not have advanced to the position It occu pies In the world's commerce and li must be remembered thnt this progress has been accomplished notwithstanding ( lie drain upon the country for the main tenance of a great military establish ment. When Bismarck urged the policy un der which his country has grown great industrially and commercially his ex ample was the United Stales. lie pointed to what had been achieved In Ihls country under protection a.s the bent testimony and argument In beiuilf of establishing Unit system In Ger many , lie had witnessed with won der our marvellous material progress after a costly wur and it convinced him that nn economic policy thut hjid been so fruitful In prosperity to tills re public could not fall to bo also bi'iieltclal to Germany. His wisdom lias been Jus- tilled by results nnd It Is needless lo say that he Is still u protectionist. Moreover , 1m has a very large majority of tlio German people with him. Then- Is no considerable party or element of his countrymen who do not believe that tlie economic policy of the empire should be maintained. There are many who think there should be more protec tion , a higher tariff , but tlio number IK comparatively small of those who wouhi lessen protection. It Is true there Is ag ricultural depression In Germany , That condition Is , unfortunately , worldwide , Hut the German farmers would no more supixnt men opposed to protection than would tlie wage workers whom that policy furnishes n market for their labor. On the contrary it Is from the agricultural producers chiefly that the demand comes for greater protection against the competing products of other countries. The same reasons that make the ngrl- culturibts uud the wage workers of Ger many desire the maintenance of the pro tectlve policy apply here. It builds uj the home market nnd creates a domain ! for labor. It fosters Industrial develop mcnt that Is helpful to all Interests and rapidly Increnscfl the national wealth It promotes the commercial power of n nation and brings Into activity the energy orgy and enterprise of u people. It I ? the policy that has made the United States what U Is and the American people could commit no greater mlatnlu lhan to abandon It. ox or It Is said that the remarkable revela tions of the New Orleans bank failures may lead to the adoption of new regu lations for the protection of depositors In national banks. This history of the New Orleans cases shows that It Is pos sible to loot a bank , with the connivance of the olllclals , between the dates of two examinations nnd also to conceal for years the fraudulent appropriation of deposits by thebookkeepers. . It ap pears that the two bookkeepers of tlu- 1'nlon National bank of New Orleans robbed that Institution of nearly ? (5- ( ( ) ( ) ( MM ) during the nineteen nnd sixteen years In which they were respectively In service. It seems there was no method of detecting the theft so long ac the two bookkeepers stood by each other , the proving of the deposit accounts being entrusted to no one else. H Is reported from Washington that the olllcluls of the comptroller's oilier attribute- the successful stealing in pan to the use of the old system of deposit ledgers. This is a convenient and per haps plausible explanation , but It will occur to most people that there ninal have been much loose management nnd indifference to details on the part of tin- directors and higher ollicials of 0\c bank , or thefts continued through nine teen years would not have been possible under any system of keeping deposit accounts. It is suggested thnt the comp troller of the currency will probably direct the calling In of depositors' books from lime to time , in order to ascertain whether they correspond with the ledgci , the books to be submitted to a person other than the regular bookkeepers foi the verification of their accounts. The mere fact that the books might be called In without notice would , it is thought , deter u bookkeeper of ordinary prudenet- from practicing the frauds committed by the New Orleans ollicials. Very likely such would bo the case and yet this would not be an absolute safeguard , Such cases a.s those of tlie New Or leans banks , one of which went Into the hands of u receiver because robbed by its bookkeepers and the other because its resources were dissipated upon worthless Kecurllles , cannot fail to re new attention to the question wliethei something may not bo done to rcquiro closer attention to the affairs of national banks by the directors of those. Institu tions and whether , also , there is not room for a. great deal of improvement In the methods of bank examination. It Is ditllciilt to understand how such : i theft as thut of the Union National bunk could have gone on . * o many years if a thorough supervision hud bsen exercised by tlu > directors and If it be admitted that detection would have ben impos sible however careful the supervision tlu- effect must lie bud upon public- confi dence in the banks. There can be in ( H'.cslinn that a very largo majority ol the national banks of the country an- managed on the soundest business prin ciples and a.s to this are entitled to pub- lie conlldence , but such cases as thos- ; at New Orleans are very apt to Impair conlldence , paiticularly in times like the present. _ _ TIIK TAND ( ) ! ' rOl'VL.Ul The latest report of the national com missioner of education emphases more than ever the fact that this is the land of popular education. The report is for Ihe period of the school year 1S')1-1SI. ' ) ! . yet the .statistics therein given snllice d- show the magnitude of the public schoo * system of the country. Kor the year noi less than ( ! . ( ! ( , ( ! ( ) of pupils were en rolled as in ut tendance upon our school * and colleges during some portion of tin- time and of these l-lUL7r ( ) > were in in stitutions supported by public fund- ; , . The common schools of the Untied State.- , claim the vast proportion of this enroll ment , namely 1-1,21)1,752 ) , an Increase ; ot very nearly li per cent over the enroll ment. for the pri-ci'dlng year. The signi ficance of this ratio Is emphasized by comparison with the Increase in popula tion estimated at 1.2(5 ( per cent. Th-r commissioner notes also that for everj 10XM ) persons there were ninety-eight ir.onj enrolled during the selioul year under consideration than there were In ISSO , Other statistics contained In tlie com missioner's report are of equal interest to the public. While in tlie matter < n eniollnient the Unltc'l ' States oct'iiplcf an enviable position , attention Is called to the fact that the average attendant . ! , (1(5.11 ( ( per cent , Is below that of many countries , but this is readily explained by Ihe sparsely settled condition of n large area of the country. The number of teachers employed In the public schools was "ii27 ) ( ( : , of whom JI2 pei- cent were men. The Value of the scliooi property was S-i ; ; ! > ,070,000 , and tliu ex penditure for the year $178,215,000 , equivalent to S'j.fi ! ) per cupitu of popula tion and to $1H. S per pupil. If the amount uppllcd to the purchase of sites' and buildings be excluded the ciirrenv expenditure Is found to bo $15.158 per pupil. The sources from which tlie money expended on the piddle schools were ; From permanent funds , 4,7 per cent ; from state taxes , 18.7 per cent ; from local taxes , 07 per cent , leaving t,5 ) per cent from nil oilier sources. The wide dln"erence between the several geographical graphical sections with reference to tlie amount of school revenue cannot escape notice. Comparison on Ihe basis of tlic population T > to 18 years of age , shows for the north Atlantic division , .fl.'l.-IS pci capita ; for the south Atlantic , $3.'JO ; for Ihe south central , ? . ' 1.08 ; for the north central , $10.80 , and for the western divis ion , ? lit.or . This showing , especially when taken In connection with the fuc thut the chief burden of the nation's illiteracy is on tlie two sections whose school funds uro meager , la iutorprp'od 119 empuutiizlne the , lived of boiuu form of federal nh ] for the development of their school systems. When all the-ndverso circumstances ol financial dupre.sslon , rapid growtli nun oppressive ia ? : linrdens nre taken Intr consideration''liio showing made by the educational system of the United States Is not only yOilrtrkalile , but unparalleled in the worhrgjijstory. Doubts nre some times expired whether each new gen eration app.rc futcs the sacrlllccs made for them ! ) > .t ioso who maintain out educationalJiifttjltutlons , but when they themselves conic to contribute to the education of their successors they cnnnoi full to be hujSfijWd with the magnitude' of the advunjujjes which they have had. ox nnntrn ; V-OJ'/K. A short time ago Tlio Bee received the follownig letter from u ft lend of sound money residing at Beatrice , iti this state : UKATUICK , Ntb. , Sept. IS. To the Editor of The UPC : In looking over thai Krcnt exponent of free silver Idcns , the World-Herald of your city , 1 notice In tlich Issue of September 18 the statement thai T. Do Witt Tabling ! ? , the noted minister , nml several other ministers whom they say nrc noted , have espoused the cause of free silver. Now this may or may not bo true and ir It Is we do not know that It makce their position any more tenable as a news paper , neither docs It assist In proving thai they nre right on the political questions ol the day ; but It has occurred to mo that possibly they were making a mis-statcmoni lu regard to Dr. Talmage. Hence 1 thought to call your attention to the matter If you have not noticed their statement already Wo feel confident that the sound money cause Is gaining hero dally. Yours truly , U. H. YAL13. Acting on the suggestion , the editor of The lleo at once wrote to Lr. ) Talmage at Washington , Inquiring if It were triio that lie was supporting llryan and free silver. The autograph reply jusl received reads as follows : WASHINGTON , D. C. , Sept. 23 Dear Sir : Your letter asks me If 1 have espoused the cause of free colnago of silver. I have not. Yours etc. , T. DK WITT TAM1AOE. It transpires on looking up the original article In the World-Herald , that while that sheet does not say T. Ie ) Will Talmagu lias repudiated the cause of sound money , it prints a list of name * of alleged ministerial silver convert- , concluding with "Dr. DeWitt 0" . Talmage , New York , " cleverly arranged with the evident intention to deceivi- readers into believing that the woK known divine , formerly of Now York , but now of Washington , bus become : i supporter of Bryan and free silver. There Is lib 'miestlon that this despica ble ruse ha , hujl the desired effect upon a great many admirers of T. Du Witt Talmage. ' ' 'No1' reputable newspaper would resort : lo | the use of such u dls- reputublo if Yl e. but In its campaign of forgery , ifnbHcation and Imposture tlio World-lrt'd | | { ! Is stopping at nothing. The letter t > JJr. Talmage .denying nn- equivocally10thai he lias espoused the cause of fr e coinage of silver should effectually set at rest tlie false report -ttarted by th6 'World-Herald. When Germany went to a gold stand ard ; Justafter' , the li'ranco.-Prus.da'n ' war , , it tri < > . call in and dispose of the greater part of its silver coinage , but hud to Stop because of the loss in volved by selling Its silver at the marke : price , whereas it hud bought it. when silver was up. . Germany would like nothing better than to dispose of it : ' surplus silver by sending it to be stamped at American mints and thu- : made receivable in payment of Ger many's debts In tills country at twice its present bullion value. The Western Freight association seems now to be on the verge of disso lution. The railroads apparently dr not want a. permanent organization Kueh thinks it can make gains b. > dropping out or shifting from an old association to a new one. As mem bi'i-s they are always ready to under mine their associates and always sus pieious that their associates ar. under mining th.-m. Thut is the reason differ ent railway associations have followed one another in such rapid succession. The local Bryan organ in 1SW ! wa : < profuse In Its praises of tu ! > congress men who repealed the Sherman silver purchase. law and at that time as serted that the repeal removed one of Ihe principal causes of the llnanelul de pre&slnn. Now it is engaged in recountIng - Ing the repeal of the Sherman law among the numerous "crimes" ngalns > silver. But , then , the World-Herald changes Its mind so often that it hr. : lost the conlldence of even the sma ; . public that once iK'Hevod It. It has been suggested by the retail ers that another society circus be pulled off In November and no doubt the sug gestion will meet with favor. Tlie date , however , should be fixed lull ; In the month , If It is desired that Mr. llryan be Invited to participate ns ringmaster. In which cupnully ho distinguished him self hist year. By that time he will have secured u needed rest and will have parthijly ; recovered from tlie shock that awaits him November : i. Queen Vlu'fyjrla ' now lias an Indisputa ble claim to being the longest reigning monarch th t Vjver occupied the Kng- lish throne. ! l'hV' queen bus been ut the head of thc'iUrltlsh government since June , 1&7. ! , ' , 'Mft longest reigning pred ecessor wan Qiuurgo ill. , who was king for Iifty-nlnw | years , three months and four days , : tjhj Nvho died at the age of 82. Queen 'Victoria has beaten that record and lsoijdy ; 77 years of age. a-i ( > . " " ' - The lutesti'givut crime ugalnst silver Is lioralded M'rohi "Missouri , where the story has been concocted with every detuil that Ihe miners sent from Mis souri to take tlie places of the Lead- vllle strikers uro all democruts who were gathered together and shipped out of the stule with the distinct purpose of forfeiting the right to vote. Such silliness is so absurd thut it calls neither for denial nor refutation. It is to bij noted that the New York Journal's iidmUhlon Unit New York Is Irrevocably lost to the ponocratlc ticket Id made Just after the uc'cond vlHlt of the nopozratic candidate to the 12m- BRYAN AND Great Preacher Responds to the Call for His Views on Repudiation. Wllllnm J. llrvnn at ttrooMyn , pppumlior 21. I esteem It n great privilege to bo permitted to tlcfontl the cause. which Ima been espoused In tills campaign , find 1 nin glad to bo permitted to present thai cause to the people of Brooklyn. I oulywlsh Hint thnt distinguished divine whose iiainu lins added even to tlic fume of your great city , Henry Ward Heecher , wore with ns today that he might again ch.unploii the cause of the people In tholr great fight. Henry Ward lleMhcr' * 1ST" Tlinnt : Kl"l < ii ; P.iy S. Whoever tampers with established standards tampers with the very marrow and vitality of public faith. As now byf.-icllity of Intercourse. all tlio world la one open market , the need of one and the same. standard of money nnlforin , uni versal and nnallerable , bo ' mos imperative. Hold Is tlio world's standard. Gold Is tbo universal measure of value. In the eonrt of the commercial world's con scious , we shall be convicted of endeavoring to cheat men who have come to our rescue In the dark days. This congress would not hnvo existed , nor any government of the United Stales , but for Dm ( strength given to our armies by foreign capitalists ; and now to return tliolr aid by base treurhery Is to deserve an Infamy as deep as the lowest depths of hell. ] 5nt woe to those men. bullheaded - headed , without eyes , who are. attempting to tindornilno the Integrity of the nation. | iliv slate. Wo may be sure that the principal silver organ In the country would not have given up hope of carryIng - Ing New York for Itryan unless con vinced that It would be folly to keep on claiming It. When In congress llrynn explicitly pronounced his opposition to every meas ure of encouragement to the beet sugar Industry , no matter whether they took the form of protective duties , sugar bounties or reciprocity arrangements. No harder blow could be given the beet sugar Industry than the election of Bryan to tlio presidency , with a congress In harmony with his well known free- trade views. The Wilson tariff law which Mr. Hryan helped to enact reduced the duty on Mexican cattle Imported into the linked States from ? 7 to ? ' . : per head. If Mr Itryan had had his way he would have thrown the doors open wide to tlio admission of Mexican cattle free of duty. When Hryan had a chance to show his devotion to the'interests of tlio American farmer , this Is the way lie Im proved it. The fact remains irrefutable that along with the fall in the prices of com modities has gone the fall in the price of money as measured by the interest rates exacted for its use. The bonded debts of the great nations of the world are floated today at lower interest rates than ever before in the history of man kind. One Happy Community. Minneapolis Journal. Kustauranl and hotel men in Canton , O. , have nil como to believe In special provi dences and protection. Slrvlrlicil to tinMinlf. . Kumuiii City Star. It requires a violent exercise of the Im agination to bcllevo that a nation which has lialil nearly ? ,000,00l,000 ) 'In pensions to its ex-soldiers In twenty-five years has been steadily declining in wealth and Industry during that time. A Siiliiliitr Klitnm-ivr. Philadelphia llecorcl. "Oeneral" Coxey , who paid $10,000 for a stallion before ho organized the Com monweal army , has traded the- steed for a $ > nag and $ S to toot. Coxey is a shining example of the financiers who want a chance to Jockey the national credit. < : i-imlrnt of Human IndiiHlrloN. New York tiiiii. "Kvcry woman , " says LI Hung Chang , "should get married. " Vcs , but how ? \Vashlngton Capital. By n clergyman , in the presence of the family , 1C possible ; but a magistrate with the brldi-groom and one or two witnesses present can mnlto a legal marriage. Of all human institutions marriage Is the best. Fortune Tor an liiviilor. . Minneapolis Jomnnt. A substantial fortune and high honors await the man who Invents a way of .sprinkling asphalt pavements without turn ing them Into pools of slimy mud. A roll of wet cloth in the shape of the present direct sweepers , the cloth Itept wet by , i spray of water , ralslit solve the prob lem , thus wljilng the street with a wet ras and laying the dust without raising tlu mud. The Inventive Yankee Is badly needed on this problem , for the present sys tem Is'a disgrace to civilization. Outby One They Oo. I'hllmlelpMu Times. One by one our available articles of food have been reduced by the discovery of tholr unwholesome properties , until It has be come a hr.nl matter to find anything that it l.s safe to cat. The latest addition to the forbidden list Is the tomato. A I'ltts- jurg professor has discovered that the .ffect of this pppular vegetable Is "Inva- iUbly Injurious ; " that It produces , In those ] who cat of It , "an arrest of vital ac tivity" nnil a peculiar cardopathla which he designates as the tomato heart. Wo have long been expecting this. We did not know what was the matter with the tomato , but so many people Ilku It that wo were uuru It must bo Injurious. Of course the danger of appendicitis from the scrds of the tomato was obvious ; but slnco appendicitis has been turned from a terror to a joy , alholt still one. of the luxuries of the rich , the doctors do not I we 11 on this. The tomato , It Is well iiiowii , bears close family relationship to many plants of a distinctly criminal char acter , and In splto if its superficial charm the poisonous taint survives In it. It pro duces the tomato heart , atid whatever that may bo , we imint all take pains to avoid H. FUN KOII TIII : ( ions. Ample I'roviirntloii for Anmy.liiu .liilllt- . 1'lillatleliihla Itccoril ( ilcm. ) To the Immortal cods , if they over glvu any attention to munduuo politico , the nn- ; lcs of the democratic party In the United States must afford food for amazed jollity. I'ho capture of the Chicago convention by Allgeld and Tlllman , the nomination of a ,101'Ullst , candidate and the adoption of a lopullst platform , and the beginning of a icrioiiB campaign outoidu of the hospitals 'or the Insane on the Issue that G3 cents should be accounted a. dollar , made up a spectacle of contradictory cunt > educsa which , observed from an Olympian utaudpolnt , must mvu been supremely ridiculous. Tlfun came ihe rush of tlio political pot-hunters In I'cnasylvailla , New Jersey , Connecticut , Maine , New Hampshire , Vermont and other states to get down In the populist dirt and crawl under the free silver cover ! Gilbert lud Sullivan In tholr topsy-turvcy creations IUYO conceived nothing more laughably ub- siimi , lut ! It has remained for the Now York spoilsmen to maku the farce more rom- jletcly farcical. They first "unreservedly" endorsed Hryan and Bewail and the Chicago platform and then nominate a "gold bug" 'or governor. Not to bo outdone , the gu- ) enmtorlal nominee , while sticking to his "gold bug" notions , has accepted the free Bllrer nomination and , repudiating the Chicago cage platform , has declared that ho will vote- for the Chicago candidates ! If Zeus be not ilmklug hU tides and fill ing the vaults of heaven with explosive cachlunatlon , It must be becauie ha ba uu sense of humor. WlinilH AIMS Tltnill COMMANDS Ciillant Solillorx Itnllylnw A mi In li I ) < -Vii .c of ( ISnIlon'w Honor. Clilenipi Tlnies-Hernlil. That band of soldiers passing through Hit west , atlrrtng the cmbcra of patriotism am sending the Maine * higher and higher , Is nt trading widespread attention. Sickle's Howard , Algcr and Corporal Tanner are national names , and Stewart Is nn effectlvi orator. . Hundreds of thousands of wcaten people will listen to their patriotic ut tnranecs on this novel and successful mlsslot in their country's honor. Some of this multitude of listeners wll ask themselves where arc the young mw who followed these bravo old leader. ? Wh''ro are the heroes of the gallant Third corps who followed Sickles at Chancelloravlllo and Gettysburg ? Where Are the men of the Eleventh and Twentieth corps and those o the Army of the Tennessee who follower Howard ? Where are the rough riders who followed Algor from Shlloh to Appomattox' They are represented In fifty national ceme teries. More than half of them have pnsscV away. Thousands of them died on fields of battle and In hospitals died that tin government might exist. These battle- scarred heroes , their old leaders , are paying tender tribute to their sleeping soldiers It this contest by earnestly contending for tin. honor of the land that drank their patriotic blood. As we sec- and hoar these sturdy veterans let us recall the tens of thousands of mei who followed them In that other campalgi for a nation's honor and existence. TII13 IMVIMM\R till AM ) AU.MV. lK : < lit > MlKlity Jlont llcyoitil thu Dlvlilf. ClilCHKd Times-Herald. The report of Pension Commissioner Mur phy for the fiscal year ended Juno 30 , 1S9C , Is chiefly Interesting from the fact that It reveals a loss of 44,093 pensioners from the rolls during the year. The last national encampment of the Grand Army of the Re public showed that the "blue line" Is fast fading away , the rate of mortality among the veterans who carried the flag to victory being greater than during any previous year in the history of the organization. The report of the commissioner of pensions also indicates a mortality among pensioners , particularly among those who served in the war for the union , far exceeding that of any corresponding period in the history of the bureau. This loss was more than offset , however , by the addition of 40,374 new pensioners and the restoration of 3,873 who had been previously dropped , making a net gain of 154 names. It Is assumed that fiom this time forth the roll will show a marked and steady diminution unless con gress should enact still more liberal provi sions than are now upon the statue books. The whole number of pensioners on the roll June 30. IS'Jti , was 970,078 and the amount disbursed was $138,214,701 , a docrcnse of $1 , ! > 'J2,575 as compared with the previous year. Ohio leads In the number of pensioners , the total number on Juno 30 , 1S95. being 105,100. Pennsylvania Is a close second , while New York , Indiana and Illinois fol low close behind. The total disbursements reached high water mark In 1893 , when the sum of $ ir.8lD5,342.5t was distributed among the veterans. Since 18CO the government has paid out to the disabled defenders of the war of 181U , pensioners of the Mexican war and veterans of Indian wars , a grand total of 1,99C,449S38.20. A gratifying feature of the report for 18)6 ! ) Is the evidence of a vigorous effort on the part of the commissioners to prosecute offenders against the pension laws , 339 In dictments having been found during the year , resulting In 167 convictions. As the old veterans are responding to the last hnglo call at the rate of 30,000 a year , patriotic Americans who enjoy the institutions of liberty for which they fought are animated by a stronger Impulse than over to make peaceful and happy the last days of the grizzled warriors who wore the blue. l , AM ) OTIIHHU'IHK. Oscar Silver , who lives at Lead , S. IX , and deals in copper and iron , is a radical gold man. man.Two Two important pieces of statuary are to bo unveiled In Kalrmount park , Philadel phia , next spring , namely , the Washington monument and the Grant utatuu. It Is understood thnt every Kiiropcan sov ereign now leaves Instructions , on retiring at night , that ho Is to bo called In ease a general European war breaks out before morning. The pugilist Btyle of combat has been adopted by the nations. Oil the days when Kngland Is ready to fight Russia Is not , and when Russia Is eager for war England U nil for peace. Handel's organ , given by the composer to the London Foundling hospital In 17CO , Is being renovated. Handel played nn It him self at the dedication , when the crush was so great that gentlemen were requested "to como without their swords , and ladles without their hoops , " Or. James M. Aldrlch , who has just died In Kail River , Masa. , at the nge of 79 , was prominent In the anti-slavery movement be fore the war. He severed his connection with the Society of Friends because It reFused - Fused to open Its meeting houses for antl- slavery meetings. A bust of Lamartlna was dedicated laut Sunday in Mllly , Saono-et-Loro ! , France. Tlio bust , which Is on a simple p , li-3'.al , Is : o replace a little monument which lone ago crumbled to pieces , it was at Mllly that Lanmrtine passed Ills Infancy bud youth. Die chateau In which ho lived U mill lu ex istence , but It Is no longer In the pouioMlon jf his family. It U reported that the Cmprtsi Eugenie ias lecently made her will , leaving the bull ; of her fortune to the Prlnoes.i Kugeiilo , Juughter of Princess Heatrice , and grand- laughter of Queen Victoria. If the rumor Is TUB and the empress' well known r.ffcctlon or Princess Beatrice lends color to the ouBcr- tlon the little princess may be regarded an lliti richest royal heiress In Kurope. It IB ijcllevod that Prlncos ttiwni'j will nUu jcncflt largely under the will of Queen Vic toria , The fiftieth anniversary of the discovery of inacfelhesla by the use nf ether will be ob served at Iho Massachusetts ( luneral hos- iltal. In Boston , on October IIS , Among those who wilt read papara are lira. John Mihurl , jr. , of Philadelphia ; Daniel W Whoever and John P. Reynolds , of Deaton. Charles W. Moliurney of tbla city : Wllllnm II. Welch of the Johns Hoplctn * faculty , and H. Weir Mitchell of Phlla lelp'.ila. lr ) Mitchell will read his no * poem o.i "Tho IllrtU and Death of Pain. " 'I'lio 'I'lini-her .Striulillf. New York Journal ( silver. ) This U u dlnlieartcnliiK situation to the iimiocrats of New York , insuring as It dote - pud quetitloa thrloss of tut ) state. I1I.AST.S fltOM UVM'S IIOIIX. A niflii may < v < ir religion M clo k * nd yet frfMte his soul to death. When tome poplt > have nothing to e y they scpm In l lk tlio most. The * lm of many j-crmons Is too low fr nnnelfl , and too high for mm. Obscurity on onrtli will not keep Anybody from becoming famous In heaven , 'Ihe devil always ROM to tlio wedding vhen people marry for money. No man prays In earnest who docs not ovpcet to get just what ho asks. Thp in/in / who would hnvo the power to more won'italna must begin on grains of satul. The more n mean man haa to say la churrh , the more it hurls Uio cause of true icllKloii. Mvcr since Kvo ftlo the apple- ono of woman's troubles has been about something to t-nr. _ DOMKSTIC IDVI..H , tlco thnt nlmost nil thosf mlct-ra . Iti the pnpeis am single nieliV" asUed Mr. "Vra. " niwwcrod Mrs. Wntts , "nmrrlcd mlcrrM nre too common to bo worth men tioning. " ChlPHKo Itoeont : "JilRby Irlls mo ho fours his wife Is the victim of u wustlni ? . "What Is It ? " "Unrgnln counters. Xow York World : "Do yon lot , yonr wife linvo her own way In everything ? " said .Mr. Hutch to Mr. Uloobumper. "Do I " . with par- let1 bur ? replied Uloolnimpor. tlrvllnr rmpbiiKls on tlio Mot. ' "What n dry joker you are , Mr. Dutch. Sydney llullotln : Mrs. I-Ynthorwi'lcht ( to'cnbmnn ) "You're wire you won't run nwny with mo ? " Cnbliy "No , mem ; I'vo bcon married this twlnty yearl" Cleveland Leatler : They had bcon Hlltlnsf In the dark for u long time. .Suddenly oho "Have you n. mulch ? " . "No , " ho replied , "but If you'll help mo I run make ono. " The cards are out. rt Texas Sifter : Ho 1 saw you out sketching the ether Uuy. Do you draw with n free baud , Miss Stiimlo1' "Kntlroly free , " re plied the youtiK lady. n Him caul down nor eyes In Heft confusion ntid waited for him to follow up the opening , and now she wears a diamond engagement ring. Imllnimpolta Journal : "Did you over no- I'tick : She I don't see what reason you have for expecting anything- but 11 refusal. I never gave you any encouragement. Uo ( Just u > juctei-Oli ! ) Miss Gotrox Maud ! You ( lid you most certainly did greatly encourage met You told mo you wore worth } 200OOJ In your own name. UKSPONSH TO A SERENADE. tp-to-Untc. Donenth my sweetheart's window I play my goft KUltnr , And slug thorc. whllo the tomcat Is my echo from afar. Hut hush ! an echo softer Forth from her window creeps A long-drawn sound that tcllH mo She sleeps my lady sleeps. TUB DAYS < ; O.\I3 IIY. ( With ApoloKlcs to Mr. lllloy. ) O. the days gone by ! O , the days gene byf Honest money In tlio country wasn't then the workman's cry ; Hotter times wore never thnn when Hen was In the chair. And tlio Hug or Freedom spread Its folds so proudly In the ulr ; When we hnd our ilnlly worV to do , and wngcs running high , O , 'twna then our heartH brimmed over In the days gone liy ! O. the days gouo by , when McKfnloy's tariff Mil Caused the smoke to curl from chimneys of the factory nnd mill , And the workman was contented with hi * happy mode of life. Never knowing gaunt starvation , or mis ery , or strife ; And the cannon of Prosperity boomed with Joyous peals on high , Those are the days wo want again the days gene by ! O , the days gene by ! O , the days gone byl- With McKlmey for our lender nnd Protec tion for our cry. Wo will h.aVo once moro the grand old Union wo hnd In ninety-two , And uphold Attiprloa'H honor the old Red- \vliltc-nml-Hluo ; Restore the Nation's confidence , that wa not horn to die , In the golden olden glory of the days gene by ! CUVUKNC13 P. M'DONAI.D. OMAUA , Neb , , 1S9C. I o o To many persons , who have been paying tailors' prices for custom-made suits , to find upon visiting" * our store that our suits and overcoats are as handsomely made , as fashionable in cut , as ele gant in trimmings and as fine in materials , We guarantee them in every particular and save1-- you many dollars into the bargain. Indeed our patterns are " as nearly "exclusive" as the tailors' patterns are , , for no one else has them and we do not make up too many of a kind. One may retrench in his expenses for clothing here without any loss of ' * style , Sole agents for the celebrat ed YOUMANS HATS. S , W. Cor. 15th mid Douglas St3