THE OM Air A BAlIiY BEEc SUNDAY , AUGUST 30 , 1890. SEE AWAITS SEEWHAT WHAT YOU ALE THAT WE ARE TOLD MANY TIMES DAILY How often \ve hear a customer say : I've traded here for 6 , 6 yes , for 1O years ! tlmt wo IIIIVP < li < ' iitily testimonial to business liberal methods What integrity iiNMirtniciit iif iliiu Cnrpi-lM In tiiuiil a glorious , , upright , MAKE A NOTE lloily llriiNHi'lHVlvMn , AxinliiMtcrn , honest merchandising and truthfui advertising. What a strong recommen \VlltoiiH , MoiiuctlcN. InurnltiM Mitftliiu , OF THESE PRICES. Me- . , < < . AVi : I'LACi : ON SA1.IJ till * dation. Sterling Merit alone has made this store great 12 years ago , with a ' A full Hire Iron Hod Hotld liraxN , of ntaiulnril I-'loor vtprk Oil ( 'loth nHIO , ( roKiilnrI0e jiirdN < | iiallfy , ) ill ! capital of less than $1OOO , we attracted attention by our low prices the trhtiMilMux , north l7.lt ( ( , < hl tit lite | M-r Hiinnrp jartl. people liked our prices and our way of doing business. Steadily and constantly week t < ; t.1 % Another Ht > lo , north ( < I ( ) , ( ( , thin ahead always avoiding misrepresentations and catchpenny stantly we forged nook jftl.nO penny devices everlastingly using our might to sell reliable merchandise .Still another t > lo , north lU.OO at the lowest prices It is these factors that have made us grow from an thU noek if. . ' . ' . " Mde- Our llrnt eiirlnnil of - And a Kreal Mirloty of Iron lloadn at acorn to a mighty oak. The "People's" is an Omaha product and stands today lioarils IIIIM JtiNl arrived. eiiiall } low prlooH. AN for thlx Nlarler Art u Squares , Miiluiuriuiy liie lonllior llnlnli neat , , north KPtttt day as a monument to Omaha enterprise , plucte and energy ranking fore neek < iul9 ne are offer- 1 , < WO Inurnlii Art .S < | imrc' , IH 1JUI.OO , thlH neek most among the world's greatest merchantile institutions. 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Misfits ! for 7.eentx , and that e > ery piirolniHor to the ainonnt of ) < - ( ) may 1 Jiiril , I'-j yard and 2 yard plceen , worth -I0e , We have JiiMt rccelvVd KtoeU of . ,000 IiiKraln HeniaaiitN an enor UN Iliiniiuet t.iiiupM. We offer lnij a ll eoll nlre miring for IjtI.Sr . Kver > ine kiionw at nhat low prlpcn tl ( e nnd hOc for thlN ueek nt a SI'ljCIAI. ll.ltl.fUOMi AHiAI.N.S n licMiilfiil ( Ilim- we Hell inlHlIt I'liriietM. Ilerenllh u iliiet I.unip , Ntaiidlnur 2O IneheH lil rli , 0115 \ base , take olT fount , oentral l have on liniidt nlth 2 I2 I I topn , and nicely llnlNhednorth * few of tin e * t 2OOO Antique Center TalileM , draiiKht burner , iMirtli ! j ! I.OO , 4 HreailtliH , 1.1 feet IOIIK , 17 1-t ! jilx. tlilH week. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 llreiiilthH , 11 ! ft. In. lonw , Id l- ! miyn here J5" * N yard * . t llrciiiltbM , 1O ft. In. IOIIK , 1-1 l-t : > nrilM. H.OOO ICIteheu Cliulrn , north ill ! the world over no ICNH than -I0e , thin OU11 KIIK.VI' STOVI-3 SUUPIllSn IN truly astonlHliliiK Wliitt do you think of A jfffa . (1 In. IOIIK IB l-i : ft. ( : t' ' { , IlreaillhN , 10 , a liir -l-linle Cook Sto\e , Kiiiirnnleeil a lirMt-elans baker niul uorlhKK * anlN. > 4 llreiiilthH , 11 ft. loiiBT , 1 < I U-i : ynrilN. : tr,0 ( ) Kltulieu TnlileN , worth about ? 1. 5. thlH neek fully 9l7.O , for \ffljl \ i,4 ! llreailtliN , " 12 feet , IOIIK. 1O juriU. 1 4 HreailtliH , I- feet IOIIK , Itt ynrilx. . ' 111 . % / \ v\y p\y x yv > / Nxv y "v vx /N > " N - w"ovvxvw % /x/N > > x\y / a HreailtliH , I.'I-foot IOIIK , jariln. 1'4 HreailtliH , in feet IOIIK.1 ! yariln. A brniitlful itlD-iileeu Ileoorntpd Dinner Set , KiiiiriuitciMl not li crackle of the heavleHt COUCHES LOUNGES SOFAS. All of the nlioie are all noel , extra Hiiper Innrnlnn. or eruze , north $1(1.00 , this -neek . We onii lit alinoHt any room from Over ISOO ( Ilbrnry IiumtiH will l e iilnued on Hale this nook al ICMM ( linn : , -.OO Corn-lies , iipholxtered In 'reiieb Tapestry , nlth rullle eilwe , north our Hlook of Misfit lloily anil TuiiCNlry IlriiHHolH , Volvoln anil MoiiuettuM , wither one-half regular prlee. For Instance , ti fld.OO Lamp thin neek fully $12.OO , tills - eek or nlthoiit Iiordorw. n ! PARLOR HONESTY = as "He deserves the well of the people Rt.no Mo < | ii < * iteH for Everyone Marvels at $ 10,00 worth $1.00 week , 4.00 month Thin aiilliiiio Niilt , In It pleooM , with $1.I5 : VelvetH for the Great BEST who - ehalrH and I eoiitor tahle to inateh 1I.M ) TiiprNlry IlriiNMelH for. . . $ 20.00 worth $1.23 week , 5.00 month ple serves the nliolo outfit , < l pleooH III all , 7. > e All Wool Ingrain . . -I7e " " A plienonioiial north everjnhere ) jtil.OO : , thlH neok ( Kle Half Wool liiKTiilii . . : ! 7e "Companion" POLICY , $ 30.00 worth $1,50 week , 6.00 month the people liurehaso of thl * $ 50.00 worth $2.00 week , 8.00 month oIltNM of KOOllM Oil- the talisman of ahloK IIH to make Bteyde. $ 75.00 worth $2 25 week , $ 9.00 month well.That's HIOHO prtooH. LITTLE IH truly a woniler. We nlll "THE $100.00 worth $2.50 wek , $10.00 month. That's how ; ThN Parlor A S-plooo TapeK- Q Chair , In tapes- tr.i Suit , oal < < ir UleiiNeil to have you eall " $200,00 worth $3.50 week , $15.00 month. \ C t ryIf iiialiiiKan : ; friinio , KnlvoH Korku PEOPLES. If Sot of Htool and , pol- mill ami try It. We are Hole . we . worth 1 10 , tlilN ntH. Inducements to Young Folks Going Housekeeping. grow. week u0rth 'f SG. .Itr. . nook tfi ; l.l ( ( ) . Inhod handloN , north tfl.75 , thin nook , 7lo. ! 2.OOO pnlr Derby Curtains , latent Clookn , n-llli alarm and hour H-day H . pair thlH colorings , ivorth ijtU.OO per , T eek only $2.23. Htrlke , In nalniit or oak , n' < irth ifd.OO , 1O.OOO Window SliadeN , worth 50c , thin nooi.- . % M- ; . tlilH week , ISe. Cur I n I ii Poles , n-orth "o , thin neek : tOOO pairs Iaee Curtains , iiiedluni io per foot. Hive , worth l2.rol thin week ( JOe pair. TimililorN , north "e , thlH week 1e. 5,000 pnlrd extra lar e I.iiee Cnr- Halt anil 1'oppor Shakei-H , north oc , tal H , worth If 1.00 , tlilN week $ l.lt > . thin niMU Ie. l.OOO pnlrH IrlHh 1'oliit I.nee Cnr- C'nr\IiiK' Sot , HtiiK handle , north taliiNnorth lf ( ( . IO thU week , $2.10. riO , tlilH neek , ) j < l. : : ( ) . HISTORIC SONGS OF HIE NAVY Inspiring Episodes of War History Cele brated in Borg VICTORIES OF THE "CONSTITUTION" The TrliiniiiliH of I'liul JoiieH niul of 1'crry Kiiihalnied In llhynie A rupuliir SOUKof the War of 1H1U. ( Copyrlglit , 1800 , by the 3. 3 .McClurc Company. ) There arc no more luspiring episodes In tlio spirited war history of the United States than those recalled by the forthcoming cele bration of the battle of Lake Erie and by the preparations now under way for cele brating the centenary of the splendid old warship Constitution. , The fearless even audacious courage of Perry at Lake Erie , the gallant conduct of the commander nnd crow of the Constitution In her engagement with the Gucrrlcre , are among our proudest memories. They sflr our patriotism today almost as profoundly as they did that of tbu men of eighty years ago , and the fact that no events In the history of our navy over called out more rousing songs which were moro widely bung Is good proof of the way these victories affected them. It Is only Us real emotions uhlch a whole country sings. The encounter of the Constitution and Guerrlero lent lUolf admirably to verse. The Constitution , It will bo remembered , was u vessel of foily-four guns , under Captain Isaac Hull. At the outbreak of the war of 1812 she had made herself famous by an es cape in an almost dead calm from an ICng- llsh fleet. One of the ships of this fleet , the Gucrrlcre , fifty guns , Captain Dacrcs , commander , she afterward met on August 19 , 1812. off the coast of Now Ungland. The fight lasted about twenty-flvo min utes , and at the end of that time the Guerrlero was totally dismasted and her lull I so riddled with shot that she was not worth towing into port and was accordingly blown up. Hut let the verses tell the tale : CONSTITUTION AND It ofttlnifs tin a been told * J'liiit Hrltlsh sfumen bold Could Hoi ; the tarn of Franco so neat and hundy , Oh ! Hut they never found their match Till the Yankee : ) did them catch , Oil , thP Viinkeu boys for lluhting are the iliindy. Ohl The Guerrlero , n frigate bold , On the foamlriK ocuun rolled , Commumk'il by proud Uucrc'S , the gran dee , Oh ! AVIth nu choice a British crew As rammer ever knew. Could Hog the frenchmen two to ono so handy , Ohl The liiltish shot How hot , Which the Yankees answered not , Till ilipy not within the distance fhey culled hundy , Ohl "Now , " aaya Hull unto his crew , "Joy ! , let's tee whnt we can do , U wa tnka this boasting Urltou we'ro the Uandy , Ohl The first broadside wo poured Curried her malnmust by the board , Which made this lofty frlgato look aban doned. Oh ! Then Dacios shook his head , And to his clllccra said , "Lord ! I didn't think those Yankees were no l.undy. Ohl" Our second told so well M lint their fore and mlzzcn fell , AVIilrh ( loimM the royal ensign neat and handy. Ohl " " ho "we'ro done " "Ily George ! says , , And they Hied u lee gun , Whllo the Yankees struck up "Yankee Doodle" dandy , Oh ! Then U.icrca came on board To deliver up his sword , Tho' loath waa ho to part with , It was so handy. Oh ! "Ohl keep your sword , " says Hull , "For It only makes you dull ; Cheer up , and lot us have a little brandy , Ohl" Now , fill your glnsso full , Cilia we'll drink to Captain Hull , And so merrily we'll push about the brandy , Oh ! John Bull may toast his nil , But let the world say what It will , The Ynnkco boys for Hghtlng are the dandy , Oh ! Perry's victory on Lake Erie figured In .almost all the popular songs of the day. The story of both battle and man was In deed calculated to excite hauls and sing ers. Masler Commandant Oliver Hazard Perry was In his Sflth year at the breaking out of the war of 1812 , and had then but recently been promoted from the rank of lieutenant. Though a young man , ho had seen some nctivc service , in the wars with Franco and Tripoli , and at the outbreak of hostilities with England ho was ordered by the Navy department at his own re- aueat for service on the Great Lakes. The journey from his homo In Newport was made In the severest port of the win ter of 1812-13 , and after traversing an al most unbroken wilderness , ho arrived at Sackctts harbor at the eastern end of Lake Ontario , early In March. Perry arrived at Erie , then known as Prcsquo Isle , a trading port established by the French In 1719. Two brigs were then under construction at this point , and with such rapidity was the work carried on that many trees found their places In these ves sels on the same day they wcro felled In the forest. Other vessels were hastily con structed , until early in September Perry commanded a squadron of nine vessels of all kluds. On September 10 , 1813 , the English ships the American squadron to close and at 3 p. m. tbo English surrendered. The wreck of the Lawrence had in the meantime drifted out of the action , but she was again taken possession of by Perry and upon her bloody and torn decks the formal sur render was made. The chief song commemorating It Is as follows , to the tune of "Admiral Beubow : " PERRY'S VICTOHY. Wo sailed to and fro in Krlu's broad lake To llnd BrltlHh bullies or get Into their wake When we hoisted our canvas with true Yankee speed , And the brave Captain Perry our squad ron did lead. Wo sailed thro" the lake , boys. In senrcl of the foe. . In the cause of Columbia our brav'ry to show , To be equal In combat was all our do light. As wo wished the proud Britons to know wo could light. At length to our liking six sails hove in view , Huzza ! says brnvo Perry ; huzza ! says his crew. And then for the chase , boys , with our bravo little crew , Wo fell In with the bullies" and gave them "burgoo. " Though the force was unequal , deter mined to light , Wo brought them to action before It was night ; Wo lot loose our thunder , our bullets dk m were descried from the masthead and the Americans hastened to meet them. This table shows the comparative force at the time : Guns. Crew , Loss. American 64 1,428 490 Urltlsh , C3 S52 B02 The battle opened at 11:45 : R. m. , and from that time until 2:30 : p. in. the weight of the battle was sustained by the Law rence. Under the concentrated fire ol al most the entire llrltlsh squadron the flag ship was reduced to a wreck , for , owing to the failure of the wind the other ves sels could not bo brought up wltliln sup porting distance. Under these circum stances Perry hauled down his broad pen nant , end under the cover of the smoke , stepped Into a boat and was rapidly rowed to the Niagara. There he again hoisted bU pennant and the battle was continued. A favorable breeze sprung up which enabled fly , . < ! ' " * "Now Klvo them your shot , boys , " our commander did cry , We gave thorn a broadside , our cannon to try , "Well done , " cald brave Perry , "for quar ter they'll cry. Shot well home , my bravo boys , they shortly blmll gee That quite bravo an they nrc , still braver i are we. " Then we drew up our squadron , each man I full of flBhl. And put tin : proud llrltons In a terrible I I'lltht , . The brave Perry's movements will prove fully ( in bold , 1 An the farn'd Admlial Nelson's prowess of I old. The ronfllcl was uhort , boys , each man to Ills eun , For our country , her elory. the vlct'ry \vaa won ; So .six sail ( the whole licet ) was our for tune to tnklt. Hero's a health to bravo Perry , who gov cms the li.ke. This Is thtf only song of the period which. In Its entirety , relates to the battl of Like Erie , although Perry and hi brilliant action is referred to , incidentally In others. The most popular song of the war of 1811 wias "Yo I-'arllaniiont of } 3ngland , " am It Is of considerable consequence , as It 1 : a summary of the events of the war , am of the circumstances that led to It. Tin victories of the Constitution and of Pcrr : both figure in It. YE PARLIAMENT OP ENGLAND. Yo Parliament of England , You lords nnd commons , too , Consider well what you are about And what you are solnt ? to do. You're now to light with Yankees , I'm sure you'll rue the day You roused the Sons of Liberty In North Amcilcu. You first confined our commerce , And said our ships shan't trade ; You next Impressed our seamen , And used them as your slaves ; You then Insulted Itogera While ploughing o'er the main , And had not we declared war You'd huvu done It o'er again. You thought our frlpntes were but few , And Yankees could not light , Until brnvo Hull your Guerrlere took , And banished her from your sight. The Wasp then took your Frolic , We'll nothing say to that ; The Polctlcrs being of the line Of cour&e she took hur back. The next , your Macedonian , No liner ship could swim ; Decatur took her gilt work off , And then he Bent her In. The Java by n Yankee ship Was sunk , you all must know ; The Peacock fine. In all her plume , By Lawrence down did go. Then next you sent your Boxer To box us all about , But \\o had nn Enterprising brig , That beat your Iloxcr out ; We boxed her up to Portland And moored her off the town , To Hhow the sons of liberty The boxer of renown. The next upon Lake Erie. Whore. Perry had nomu fun , You own ho beat your naval force , , And caused them for to run ; This was to you a two defeat , The like ne'er known before Your British squadron beat complete- Some took , some run ashore. There's Rogers , In the President , Will burn , sink and destroy ; The Congress , on the Brazil const , Your commerce will annoy ; fho Essex , In the south seas Will put out all your lights , The Mag she wtivea at her masthead " nnd Sailors' " "Freo Trade Rights. lament , yo sons of Britain , J'"nr distant Is the. day , When you'll regain by British force What you've lost In Ameilca ; Go tell your king nnd Parliament , By nil the world 'tU known , That HrltlHh force , by sea and land , By Yankees la o'erthrown. Jeo every endeavor. And strive to make peace , Kor Yankee ships are building fast , Their navy to Increase ; fhoy will enforce their commerce , The laws by heaven were made , That Yankee ships In times of peace , To any port may trade These songs are the more Interesting be cause efforts have been made of late in the lavy to revive the old songs , with a view o their use la the new navy and so per- letuate the traditions of the glorious vlc- ork-H of the early period ; but It has been an uphill work. The original muolo of the old revolutionary songs has been lost , but lonio of the melodies copied from the Eng- Ish service are preserved for .us , but there a every reason to suppose that the Ameri can words vteie oncu sung to other tunes , vhlch belonged to the times , but these aru est , and all wo have now are the old words with English music. Even the words of hcso old songs are In many cases lost , and n some Instances hopelessly , The original ongB were never published , but were landed down from tuilp to ship , by word of noulh , through various generations of sail ors , until about the lime of the late war , vi hen with thousand ! of new men and act ive service , both words and music have been lost. Some few. however , have been preserved from oblivion , and In some Instances by a somewhat curious process. "Tho Parliament of England" was very popular about the year 1815 , but later both words and music were forgotten , and so It remained until the year 1SSO , when a newspaper published at Portland , Me. , re printed the words from an old manuscript copy , which had been preserved In an od | seafaring family , some of whoso ancestors had fought lu that ancient war. The pub lication of the words was coupled with the request that any ana knowing the air would kindly furnish It. The desire to obtain the air was the real cause of the publication , for though the song deals with several vic torious actions , the Enterprise brought her the story , but as there are fourteen verses , only the best are given : PAUL JONES' VICTORY. An American fiigate , a frigate o fame. With guns mounting forty , the Richard Ijy name. Sailed to cruise In the channels of old Eng land.- IVltb a valiant commander , Paul Jones was his name , Hurrah ! Hunan ! Our country forever hurrah ! Wo had not cruised long before he espies A large forty-four , and a twenty likewise. , Well manned with bold seamen , viell laU In with stores , In consort to drlvo us from old England's shores. About twelve at noon Pearson came along side , - J- * * ' ? / i. K * * W ] J f m J J & 3E33 p irlzo , the Hoxer , Into Portland , as related n the Bong , and It was supposed some of ho ancient Inhabitants would know somc- hlng about the matter. It so fell out that an old gentleman re- ncmbercd to have sung the song when a ioy , some sixty years before , and still ro- netnbered It , anil our knowledge of It to- lay Is duo to hla memory. In this way some of our old sea songs iavo been'recovered , but some of the best of them are sung to English airs and will probably continue to be , for the original ilnis , If they ever existed , are now "In the loaoiu of Iho ocean burled" with those vho knew them. The revolutionary period did not produce much In the way of song , possibly because our navy was small , and most of the fighting vas done an land , but the patriotism of the allors of that day cannot bo questioned , If ho records they left behind are examined , 'ho most popular songs of this period refer o the licrolc services of Captain John Paul Jones , and probably the best of them all Is hat which tells the story of the action bo- ween the lion Homme Hlchard , commanded > y Jones , and the English frigate , ScrapU , nd sloop'Of-war , Countess of Scarborough , ' 'ho Hlchard at best was only a converte'd merchantman pierced for guns , and tome f her ports on the lower deck were so near ho water line that , In a rough sea , they hade o be closed to keen , the old craft from ounderlng , The English ships were well ttcd war vessels , but Jones had another nemy to contend with , The Alliance , an American man-of-war , came up during the ctlon , Sbo was commanded by a French- ian , who was jealous of Jones , who , In- tead of helping him against a superior force , : ave him onu or two broadsides for luck and hen went off about his business ; but the Ictory was not complete , Too tong tells With n loud Hpeaklng trumpet , "Whence came you ? " he ciled ; "Return me nn unawer 1 halk-d you be fore And If you do not , a bro.idsldo I'll pour. " * * The Imttlo rolled on , till bold Pearson cried ; "Have you yet struck your colors ? Then comu alongside. " But so far from thinking that the battle was won , Uruvu Paul Jones replied , "I've not yet be gun. " * * * * The Alliance bore down , and Iho Hlchard did rake , Which caused the bold hearts of our sea men to ache ; Our Hhot Hew no hot thai they could not stand us long , And the undaunted union of Britain came down , So now my brave boys , have we taken a A Inigu forty-four nnd n twenty likewise ? Then God bfeHH the mother whoso doom Is to weep The losa of her sons In the ocean HO dccu. It lll bo observed that these vcises nro very halting , but that U the fhuractir of all of them , and this Is the form In which they ! ia\e been handed down to the pics- ent day. The most characteristic songs came down to us from the war of 181 ? . but several of these have already been quoted The war with the Ilarlury State * In cbmnieinorated In a song called the "SlrKfi of Tllpoll , " which Is sung to the tunu of "The llaithi of the Nile , " and another called "Yankee Tars , " to the tune of "Down JH'try , Mown , " Neither of them was over very popular Next came the Mexican war , but this never produced a EOUK of any kind , poi- clbly because most of the flghtlug waa douo on land. The civil war produced uany tODgn of historical value , both for army and navy , but the most noticeable la undoubtedly the "Kcarsargo and Alabama , " which la sung to any melody that will fit the words , but generally to that of some of the older songs. It Is greatly to be regretted that the alra of the old songs have been so hopelessly lost , but the men who know them arc dead and "they died with all their music In them. " H. U. MONACHESI. OLT ( ) K Tim OHIH.VUtY. The average number of American palcnts isbuecl yearly is about 23,000 ; In England only from 5,000 to 8,000. An Englishman has Invented nn apparatus through which , It Is declared , QUO may see the soul leave the body. A reckless Ohio youth said "damn" In the presence of a sensitive young lady and slio had him arrested and the justice of the peace made It cost him $7.20. If a snail's head be cut off and the body Immediately placed in a cool , damp place a new head will soon be grown. Texas la a great state. Within her limits are fifty-seven counties each of which baa a greater number of square miles than lias tlio state of llhodo Island. There Is a man and his wife In Jasper , Flo. , who have twenty-nine children , twenty bonH and nlnu daughters , and besides they buvo sons-in-law and daughters-in-law to the number of twenty-six. The wettest spot on the North American continent Is Neah Hay , Wash. At that place an average of 1L'3 inches of water falls ovcry jear. In a sblnglo mill at Gray's Harbor , Wash , , recently tlio entlro works were Kept run ning all day on the loga of a single cedar tree , from which 188,600 shingles wore cut. The prlnco of Wales , simple and unosten tatious aa ho always desires his private * visits to IH > , cannot bo IHllngly entertained for even two or three days without an ex penditure very considerably over J5.000. GLoigu Welch , a New York llorlst , who has had his entire tongue removed , although there Ii not u vlstago of that oigan left , is still nblo to converse and utill retains the sense at taste , Aaron Haydcn of Hoblnson Is one of the Urges' poultry raisers In Maine , At present ho owns 2,000 chickens and 1,000 liena. Ills dally n\oraBo of eggs la about 700. Milk stations are found at various places In the cities of Chill. A row Is tetherecj on a platform , and when a poibon wants a. drink of milk , flic cow in milked lo older. The test Is a trlllo , and brandy la at hand If ho prefers a milk punch , Thcro was a deluge of toads , covering an atea of moro than two miles , accompanying Iho heavy rainfall recently south of Topekn , Kns. The Bluiwer of toads lasted for several minutes , and when a freight train on tlio Santa 1" railroad m rived at the foot of Waukarusa hill the track wax coveted with ( hum. Hand In liberal quantities failed to make the wheels stick , and the train wns forced to back down to Waukarusa Hiding lo peimil a passenger train lo pass. O New . As the twilight was creeping across the sky From the east to Iho west , where Iho crim son dye Of a gorgeous sunset was growing wan In the Hhmlowu that rlno when the. sun Is KOHL' , In a BumptuoiiH languor of dreamy CIIBO And a wrapper rcxplendcnt with vpota of greaHe , On the llttln back porch of an upper flat The Imperial Ethel McFnddcn nat. In her beautiful eyes was a look demure And this hint of a xoul that wax sw'ectlr pure Aa the morning dew In the pouting buds Or a cake of soap In a tub of ttiiila ; And thu beautiful fuco of this west Bid * queen Was surruml with a saintly nngcllo mien. "How I long , how I long , " who nollloqulzed , In a volco u chorus girl would Imvo prized , "To bo nblii to do , to nchlevu HO run deed Tor tlio Buffering \lctlmH of sordid giced , " "Aro you going to wash up the dlnhcs , my dear ? ' Came n voice from the kitchen , Invltlncly Hut n lofty Urn In her BOU ! WAS lit And bcr red HUB unclasped In a clear-cut (